Twitter Tweets from 6-1-15 to 6-30-15

Archived Twitter tweets from 2015-06-01 to 2015-06-30, courtesy of the Twime Machine:

. @uOttawa is looking for a new chancellor. Any ideas? http://t.co/KKEh22ZQcl Tue Jun 30 18:50:24 +0000 2015
@mikozlowski And I just wasted it Tue Jun 30 17:42:44 +0000 2015
Shit. Just realized tomorrow is Canada Day. Ottawa will be unbearable. Tue Jun 30 17:07:30 +0000 2015
walked into public bathroom singing a Debbie Gibson song Then I realized I was not alone. Wonder if dude in stall recognized my voice. Uhoh. Tue Jun 30 15:03:31 +0000 2015
hahaha @TheNotoriousMMA @JonnyBones http://t.co/TFSEb9g7uv #MMA Tue Jun 30 14:38:06 +0000 2015
Two of my grad students are defending today. First one starts in 5 minutes….. #fb Tue Jun 30 12:25:24 +0000 2015
http://t.co/Uz0LEOfztX Tue Jun 30 11:32:20 +0000 2015
WTF? http://t.co/p0sMKEKmyi Tue Jun 30 07:12:52 +0000 2015
“Have you considered re-telling the story from the perspective of someone who can write” #AskELJames http://t.co/VYTTnnDgkU Tue Jun 30 03:03:07 +0000 2015
This campus needs more napping space. Mon Jun 29 16:16:39 +0000 2015
Holy shit. People are the WORST. Thanks for nothing, @pmharper http://t.co/o3peQUp6Jz Mon Jun 29 15:50:57 +0000 2015
We are truly in the era of thought crime. Orwell was prescient. https://t.co/M8IBHi1JUJ #fb Mon Jun 29 14:26:29 +0000 2015
“they call it #2 but it’s #1 in my books.” – Louis CK #fb Mon Jun 29 14:24:22 +0000 2015
Back in O-town, mother truckers Mon Jun 29 03:58:07 +0000 2015
Arrived at YOW airport dreading breaking $20 bill for exact-fare bus. Magically found $10 in change at gate. God wants me on that bus #fb Mon Jun 29 03:12:52 +0000 2015
Thank you Porter airlines announcer for changing “momentarily” to “shortly” #fb Mon Jun 29 01:39:56 +0000 2015
@RedParrots http://t.co/TzevleSm8J Mon Jun 29 00:27:00 +0000 2015
The Dana Carvey Show… old school stoner humour https://t.co/7kTYw5J4sm #fb Sun Jun 28 23:27:33 +0000 2015
Damn it. Napoleon was half an inch taller than me. #fb Sun Jun 28 23:14:14 +0000 2015
Interesting box placement http://t.co/QPtvqdAUsn Sun Jun 28 22:20:24 +0000 2015
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Animated GIF of the day: How Jurassic World Should Have Ended http://t.co/JVE1kdaYF6 Sun Jun 28 22:17:12 +0000 2015
http://t.co/VvRngQ2cJN Sun Jun 28 22:14:43 +0000 2015
I’m going to market questionable breath-freshening candies to French people. And I’m going to call them “Probablemints.” Sun Jun 28 18:47:23 +0000 2015
“You have the right to be offended. But being offended in no way makes you right.” #fb Sun Jun 28 18:20:47 +0000 2015
I suspect the only person at this Tamil wedding who is seriously grooving to the carnatic music #fb Sun Jun 28 15:16:17 +0000 2015
So how did Mark Marion get Obama to guest on his podcast? And will Putin or the Dalai Lama now agree to be on mine? #fb Sun Jun 28 11:51:36 +0000 2015
The Lexus hoverboard is real. Frankly, I doubt it could take an adult’s weight https://t.co/KPa69snKtx Sun Jun 28 11:42:36 +0000 2015
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RT @CathyYoung63: Comment by Russian science journalist @demna25 backing #TimHunt http://t.co/bcCLqpdNFb @LouiseMensch @guyadams http://t.… Sun Jun 28 05:34:50 +0000 2015
RT @Ash_Effect: You know what irritates me most about the #TimHunt thing, people who feigned outrage are just gonna move on without so much… Sun Jun 28 05:34:19 +0000 2015
This is what I suspected about the Tim Hunt story. he’s many things, but dumb isn’t one of them. http://t.co/gNZDegEWMf Sun Jun 28 05:33:02 +0000 2015
http://t.co/S7KFFezmS4 Sun Jun 28 05:25:18 +0000 2015
http://t.co/UBbDAnA2W3 Sun Jun 28 05:21:10 +0000 2015
What I learned from #UFCFightNight : U esh A has forgotten about Jeeshus Sun Jun 28 04:52:15 +0000 2015
Shit. Machida should call it a career. #UFCFightNight #ufc Sun Jun 28 04:45:39 +0000 2015
June 30th will be one second longer http://t.co/Z4nON5gNMg #fb Sun Jun 28 01:56:37 +0000 2015
Seth Meyers Show closing theme, played on bassoon. Weird that I really like this. https://t.co/Vd0XzADhmL #fb Sun Jun 28 01:38:42 +0000 2015
Just saw Jurassic World. Stupid as fuck. But loads of fun. #fb Sat Jun 27 18:34:53 +0000 2015
http://t.co/J3m0z5C2GN Sat Jun 27 13:16:53 +0000 2015
@GhayathJanoudi chiropodist http://t.co/rBOJ3WP3BL Sat Jun 27 02:34:54 +0000 2015
Can’t say enough good things about “quicktorrent.io” –totally worth it #fb Fri Jun 26 17:33:17 +0000 2015
Hanging out at the Toronto bus station with the addicts and derelicts… because free wifi. This is my life now. I need a burrito. #fb Fri Jun 26 17:30:06 +0000 2015
heh http://t.co/AqJZJWppo6 Fri Jun 26 13:00:37 +0000 2015
Watching Jim Jefferies stand-up at x1.25 speed… he sounds a lot less stoned that way #fb Fri Jun 26 04:45:26 +0000 2015
In memory of Patrick MacNee, here is my review of his autobiography from 1988 http://t.co/IkWNHPqfXT Fri Jun 26 04:31:01 +0000 2015
RIP Patrick MacNee http://t.co/TNNn8Acj1r Fri Jun 26 04:30:08 +0000 2015
My sad peeps http://t.co/aQja4Vzazp Fri Jun 26 04:28:16 +0000 2015
Just chatting with a colleague who’s involved in the handing over of the canadian wheat board to Saudi Arabia. Again, no media outrage #fb Thu Jun 25 22:39:09 +0000 2015
Okay my meeting ended early and I have some time to kill. Thu Jun 25 22:25:17 +0000 2015
At corporate board meeting. Two piles of food: fresh fruit and mini donuts. Guess which one is more popular. #fb Thu Jun 25 20:31:21 +0000 2015
Toronto, beeyotches #fb Thu Jun 25 14:33:11 +0000 2015
“Excuse me, sir, you’ve been ‘randomly’ selected for additional security screening.” #yeahright #fb Thu Jun 25 12:19:11 +0000 2015
“Almost twice as many people have died in attacks by right-wing groups in America than by Muslim extremists.” http://t.co/mrLbhnKSUs Wed Jun 24 21:57:59 +0000 2015
Would love to hear “Star Trek: The Ultimate Voyage” in concert. But $70 is a little steep. I can get a 1 hour massage for that! #fb Wed Jun 24 21:53:23 +0000 2015
http://t.co/MP8l2z9QTs Wed Jun 24 20:25:35 +0000 2015
There’s a very good chance that all but one of my grad students will have defended their theses by the end of the summer #freedom #jinx Wed Jun 24 18:31:42 +0000 2015
Have an outstanding colleague? Nominate them for the Order of Ottawa! http://t.co/PqzUKE1rSv Wed Jun 24 16:59:37 +0000 2015
Methinks @rickygervais needs to share this http://t.co/H4lEhptrmC Wed Jun 24 16:29:15 +0000 2015
A blind Jack Russell has his own guide dog and they both need a new home http://t.co/H4lEhptrmC Wed Jun 24 16:28:51 +0000 2015
That’s right. I now buy my underwear online. I’m like that. http://t.co/5ifp5UPdbQ Wed Jun 24 15:28:51 +0000 2015
Zod bless the students who bring coffee to their meetings with me. They know how to get on my good side! #fb Wed Jun 24 15:16:31 +0000 2015
@chenoa_marie running 5 min late! Wed Jun 24 14:29:07 +0000 2015
Wi http://t.co/Yj6IPq9Q0i Tue Jun 23 21:42:58 +0000 2015
“I’ve got to start eating at home more.” -Jeffrey Dahmer #fb Tue Jun 23 21:20:44 +0000 2015
Replace “the” with “a little” #studentevaluation http://t.co/obhJmOMvtk Tue Jun 23 18:59:51 +0000 2015
Love it when students show knowledge of self http://t.co/amkhLRygKc Tue Jun 23 18:58:55 +0000 2015
Cluster of rabid raccoons along US border with Ontario and Quebec http://t.co/tu12ZGOsUv Tue Jun 23 18:29:09 +0000 2015
Bing? Who uses Bing? http://t.co/KdVewlY4xo Tue Jun 23 18:19:04 +0000 2015
A $55 parking ticket for a scooter. That’s like a quarter of what the vehicle is worth! Thanks, @uOttawa Tue Jun 23 17:35:28 +0000 2015
fall has arrived on Mars! Today’s low is -63.0C and its high -12.0C Tue Jun 23 01:32:46 +0000 2015
Opportunity at PHAC in unintentional/intentional injuries, mental health, family violence and healthy living. https://t.co/pVey4DyAde Mon Jun 22 18:10:11 +0000 2015
anyone got any forgotten money in canadian banks? http://t.co/Qpjs7jMZvR Mon Jun 22 16:17:59 +0000 2015
10 famous comedians on how political correctness is killing comedy: http://t.co/XBNBf1LWDJ via @Salon Mon Jun 22 15:43:41 +0000 2015
“Russia: a country that will continue to be funny… until it suddenly isn’t.” – @iamjohnoliver #fb Mon Jun 22 12:33:23 +0000 2015
Especialy for @RedParrots https://t.co/mfCu3TbNV7 Mon Jun 22 10:14:54 +0000 2015
Just SyFy’s “Dark Matter”. What a waste of time. Cliches on top of cliches. Sun Jun 21 14:00:59 +0000 2015
Back in Ottawa, mother truckers. Just in time for rib fest. #fb Sat Jun 20 19:06:27 +0000 2015
In my economy class train seat. I’m scared. Hope the plebes don’t touch me. #fb Sat Jun 20 14:42:47 +0000 2015
It annoys me when people say “phenomena” when they mean to imply a singular, not plural #GrammarNazi #fb Sat Jun 20 14:20:51 +0000 2015
I will give the ttc credit… A cell signal in the subway tunnels is pretty cool #fb Sat Jun 20 13:58:56 +0000 2015
Another animated GIF of the day http://t.co/70txZhME1o Sat Jun 20 03:58:58 +0000 2015
Fuck yeah! Kimbo! #Bellator138 Sat Jun 20 03:54:26 +0000 2015
Is Shamrock one of the Duggars now? #Bellator138 Sat Jun 20 03:46:36 +0000 2015
WTF? Shamrock comes out with the legion of doom? #Bellator138 Sat Jun 20 03:44:52 +0000 2015
When will Kimbo take his shirt off? #Bellator138 Sat Jun 20 03:12:04 +0000 2015
Feel bad for Weichel #Bellator138 Sat Jun 20 03:04:55 +0000 2015
Return of the foot stomp! @fightbobby #Bellator138 Sat Jun 20 02:31:02 +0000 2015
#RachelDolezal http://t.co/10dfkIueIz Sat Jun 20 02:25:09 +0000 2015
Whoa! Fedor and Nick Diaz in attendance! #Bellator138 Sat Jun 20 02:10:34 +0000 2015
Very curious to see how @fightbobby does next #Bellator138 Sat Jun 20 02:07:20 +0000 2015
Oh man, Shamrock has old man turkey neck #Bellator138 Sat Jun 20 02:05:54 +0000 2015
#RachelDolezal http://t.co/1NUlulXDP6 Sat Jun 20 01:57:58 +0000 2015
#RachelDolezal http://t.co/NVES1gX7U4 Sat Jun 20 01:57:42 +0000 2015
Animated Gif of the day https://t.co/gytyrb5Hz9 Sat Jun 20 01:44:35 +0000 2015
‘Try this colour acuity test. I scored “blind’ http://t.co/3pxZErvKjk Sat Jun 20 01:38:03 +0000 2015
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Invariably, the day I set aside to get all my work done is the day I wake up with a crippling migraine #fb Fri Jun 19 14:45:17 +0000 2015
Disappointed that #RachelDolezal didn’t change her last name to Dolomite #fb Thu Jun 18 18:10:08 +0000 2015
Never fails. When a flight arrives early, they will take half an hour to open the door. So there’s no point to arriving early. #fb Thu Jun 18 18:10:07 +0000 2015
Toronto, beeyotches #fb Thu Jun 18 18:01:19 +0000 2015
My resting heart rate continues to climb. WTF? #fb Thu Jun 18 16:29:46 +0000 2015
Wat’s Law: if there’s a guy in a business suit at the airport, guaranteed he will be speaking on his cell phone without his indoor voice #fb Thu Jun 18 16:02:43 +0000 2015
As a seasoned world traveler, let me tell you that it’s a joy to fly out of Ottawa airport. No stress, and everyone is usually friendly #fb Thu Jun 18 15:20:55 +0000 2015
Animated GIF of the day #RachelDolezal http://t.co/oaCPyw5GxM Thu Jun 18 13:30:59 +0000 2015
Is everyone who owns a pickup truck an asshole? Is it now a prerequisite? Like, do they test for asshole antibodies at the pickup store? Thu Jun 18 13:30:06 +0000 2015
Rethinking my syllabus for next year. Thinking of allowing final research projects to be expressed in the form of interpretative dance. #fb Thu Jun 18 13:00:57 +0000 2015
I will be traveling by train on Saturday. For the first time in years it will be in steerage class with the common folk. I’m scared. #fb Thu Jun 18 12:59:06 +0000 2015
@SPrinceWare The true secret is lots and lots of penis jokes http://t.co/RckIXSPPmH Thu Jun 18 12:24:40 +0000 2015
@SPrinceWare ones like these definitely help 😉 https://t.co/B3bPPDXlgP Thu Jun 18 12:21:52 +0000 2015
@SPrinceWare this helps 🙂 https://t.co/sZaleJoMBs Thu Jun 18 12:18:33 +0000 2015
@SPrinceWare well, they see a buffoon, they respond in kind Thu Jun 18 12:15:20 +0000 2015
@SPrinceWare you are always welcome to, but I suspect you are beyond my basic intro classes Thu Jun 18 12:13:01 +0000 2015
@SPrinceWare it gets better http://t.co/VuwBQjepfN Thu Jun 18 12:12:14 +0000 2015
National Post says #RachelDolezal was “falsely pretending to be a black woman”. How does one “falsely pretend” to be anything? #grammar Thu Jun 18 11:56:47 +0000 2015
Just received my student evaluations from last semester’s epidemiology class. Here is another one of them. http://t.co/tHDXgEbqHo Thu Jun 18 09:32:39 +0000 2015
Just received my student evaluations from last semester’s epidemiology class. Here is one of them. http://t.co/XOqU95h0gO Thu Jun 18 09:32:24 +0000 2015
So sad http://t.co/L3CfZtpADc Thu Jun 18 06:51:25 +0000 2015
Recent Facebook Profile Pics http://t.co/UTYQE2GJsg http://t.co/SJf9SSYJIr Thu Jun 18 05:18:29 +0000 2015
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“You thought she was black? [Rachel Dolezal] looks like every white girl that went to Jamaica on spring break.” -Deon Cole #fb Thu Jun 18 05:00:41 +0000 2015
I found the plot of the new Prison Break miniseries…. http://t.co/b1bkYdE2ZC Wed Jun 17 22:59:10 +0000 2015
I feel the need for a peanut butter, banana and honey sandwich. Let it be so! #fb Wed Jun 17 22:00:04 +0000 2015
So this guy is real http://t.co/CjVkKeBENz Wed Jun 17 20:24:18 +0000 2015
Just learned that the province cut the CHEO budget. First time in 50 years. Not good Wed Jun 17 19:48:34 +0000 2015
A French colleague just asked me, “Comment vas-tu?” And I panicked and said, “Ca va bien. Je pense. Peut-etre. Un peu.” And ran away. Wed Jun 17 15:50:13 +0000 2015
Just got added to someone’s list of “fast rising journalists.” At my age, though, NOTHING rises fast. #fb Wed Jun 17 14:06:16 +0000 2015
Does it bother anyone else that we use the word pet “owner”, as if they are property? #fb Wed Jun 17 13:11:13 +0000 2015
I’m loving these Tabata workouts Wed Jun 17 12:52:44 +0000 2015
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. @RedParrots here, this will wash away the bad thoughts http://t.co/13i0EF1KzH Tue Jun 16 20:26:22 +0000 2015
For @RedParrots http://t.co/xkRmf3w1bC Tue Jun 16 20:22:07 +0000 2015
Sobering to think Ian Curtis would have been 60 as of next year https://t.co/ML8zVrTAtq Tue Jun 16 19:49:44 +0000 2015
Teletubbies set to Joy Division https://t.co/7ZfnHMwdZW Tue Jun 16 19:35:55 +0000 2015
No, “morass” is not a request Tue Jun 16 19:21:43 +0000 2015
Just realized there’s only one “p” in “candy striper.” May need to recall some students’ medical school reference letters…. Tue Jun 16 19:21:08 +0000 2015
Okay, French people. Why is your word for “lawyer” the same as your word for “avocado”? Huh? Answer me that! Tue Jun 16 18:49:29 +0000 2015
According to one of my bots, someone in Singapore just searched for me on Bing. Who uses Bing? Other than people in Singapore, that is. #fb Tue Jun 16 16:32:38 +0000 2015
The story that keeps on giving. #RachelDolezal once sued her school for discriminating against her whiteness. http://t.co/IK3dMiLRmP Tue Jun 16 15:22:44 +0000 2015
@nrodovsky Dude, I’m almost 50. If course I’ve used a typewriter. Tue Jun 16 09:50:32 +0000 2015
So now hipsters are using typewriters. I insist they start using an abacus in math exams, too #fb Tue Jun 16 08:56:16 +0000 2015
Uh…. Jean Claude? http://t.co/j3gDz7JNbW Mon Jun 15 22:21:24 +0000 2015
@calix dont remember Mon Jun 15 19:09:35 +0000 2015
@calix if you’re arrive internationally, it’s a credit car cart rack near the carousels Mon Jun 15 19:02:01 +0000 2015
After a month in a conservative country, I expected to come back to miniskirts galore. I don’t see any. What gives? #fb Mon Jun 15 17:49:01 +0000 2015
Someone at the airport just offered me a ride, thinking I’m someone named Omar. Almost had a Seinfeldian adventure. #fb Mon Jun 15 17:40:14 +0000 2015
In Ottawa and all across India, airport luggage carts are free. In Toronto they ate $2. And Newark? Bloody $6. Thieves! #fb Mon Jun 15 17:39:23 +0000 2015
I can smell the shwarma already… #fb Mon Jun 15 17:34:50 +0000 2015
Back in O-town, mother truckers #fb Mon Jun 15 17:05:20 +0000 2015
So there’s a pigeon walking about EWR airport. Dude is hanging out next to me, eating all my crumbs. Hope no one decides to kill him. #fb Mon Jun 15 11:32:44 +0000 2015
Odd how the wifi on the plane was 1000 times better than the wifi in Newark airport. #complaincomplain #fb Mon Jun 15 11:28:19 +0000 2015
Who would like to pick me up from Ottawa airport today? UA4711. I’ll buy you a shwarma and tweet nice things about you. Anyone? Bueller? #fb Mon Jun 15 11:27:27 +0000 2015
Evidence that we are indeed getting older and fatter: our flight was met in Newark by no fewer than 40 wheelchairs #fb Mon Jun 15 10:57:10 +0000 2015
As soon as I arrive on US soil… “Sir you’ve been selected for a random security screen…” We still playing that game? #fb Mon Jun 15 10:55:48 +0000 2015
Another Clinton bush presidential race. Can we finally admit that the USA is an oligarchy? #fb Mon Jun 15 10:46:49 +0000 2015
15 hours on a plane is way too much. I may need anti psychotics. #fb Mon Jun 15 08:26:47 +0000 2015
Newark, mothertruckers. I can’t even feign excitement. #fb Mon Jun 15 08:16:47 +0000 2015
There’s a Sikh guy on the plane who looks just like Kimbo Slice #fb Mon Jun 15 08:11:16 +0000 2015
Just watched 2 action films in which the hero uses a Windows smartphone. Yeah right. #fb Mon Jun 15 05:27:39 +0000 2015
Sweet Zod, I’m craving a Lebanese chicken shwarma so badly #fb Mon Jun 15 05:06:30 +0000 2015
Interesting. Google knows I’m using airplane wifi, so the icon on Google maps when I turn on my GPS is a plane. Also thinks I’m in Jersey. Mon Jun 15 05:01:47 +0000 2015
Is it natural to resent the person sitting next to me on the plane just for sitting next to me on the plane? #fb Mon Jun 15 04:57:28 +0000 2015
We’re over Greenland right now. I’m waving. Can you see me? Mon Jun 15 03:33:43 +0000 2015
Dude behind me doesn’t touch his touchscreen, he jabs it, jolting my head each time. Finally lost it on him. Now he’s cowering in silence Mon Jun 15 02:49:22 +0000 2015
One more reason to love @natashaleggero (beyond the funny and the hotness) http://t.co/C7C7KsNp5C Mon Jun 15 01:56:41 +0000 2015
Am I the first person to do full yogic sun salutations in the economy section of a airplane? I suspect so. Mon Jun 15 01:23:24 +0000 2015
@DavidBilbert @cwgillet in my mind, pronounced it like “tamale” Sun Jun 14 19:07:35 +0000 2015
Just started my 15 hour flight from Delhi to New York. And there’s wifi on the plane! #fb Sun Jun 14 18:39:15 +0000 2015
I haven’t even left India yet and I’m craving curry again. Jeebus Cripes! Sun Jun 14 13:48:06 +0000 2015
The last roach I saw in my apartment in India. I left him the key and beer money: https://t.co/KQBJzgOUKs Sun Jun 14 12:26:57 +0000 2015
Last hours in India. Got a massage. Fed all the street dogs. Had 2 showers and drank all my remaining coffee. Done. #fb Sun Jun 14 12:05:33 +0000 2015
Final roach: http://t.co/8f9KAdjXRD via @YouTube Sun Jun 14 12:05:26 +0000 2015
@nrodovsky oh well. Will look into it later. Wifi is shaky here. Gotta run. Sun Jun 14 05:27:14 +0000 2015
@nrodovsky nope like this https://t.co/CXv30NY36B Sun Jun 14 05:25:50 +0000 2015
@nrodovsky well the ones here seem to have been cross bred with kittens Sun Jun 14 05:21:29 +0000 2015
In case you don’t know, peacocks sound like giant mewling cats. It’s bloody annoying. #fb Sun Jun 14 05:14:22 +0000 2015
I confess. It was I who broke the delicate peace with the roaches. #fb Sun Jun 14 05:05:54 +0000 2015
@RedParrots it’s 7pm where i am Sat Jun 13 13:41:09 +0000 2015
@RedParrots tell my career that Sat Jun 13 12:58:58 +0000 2015
You know what? Vodka is not a good way to get a paper done. Sat Jun 13 12:56:05 +0000 2015
@dianamchard bah Sat Jun 13 12:42:22 +0000 2015
@dianamchard No. I refuse to accept that. Nyah nya nyah. I can’t hear you. Sat Jun 13 12:37:47 +0000 2015
I just invented the butter and peanut butter sandwich. I declare it to be a success! Sat Jun 13 12:29:04 +0000 2015
Just 500 more words to write for 7000 word paper that was due last night. Just can’t bring myself to do it. The vodka… she’s a-calling…. Sat Jun 13 12:14:39 +0000 2015
I wish hipsters were able to grow horns, so they’d be hunted by poachers for their erectile dysfunctional clients in China Sat Jun 13 11:43:55 +0000 2015
Magical magical mead http://t.co/txeEzs6LjO Sat Jun 13 08:12:33 +0000 2015
@RosalindR that’s what I had for breakfast! (As you know) Sat Jun 13 07:52:59 +0000 2015
@nrodovsky Oh I’m sure she’ll come out of this just fine. Probably get a reality show or CNN hosting gig. Sat Jun 13 07:21:01 +0000 2015
@nrodovsky I know, right? Finally an “identity politics” story we can all mock together Sat Jun 13 07:18:00 +0000 2015
“[Passing as white while black] might be seen as a little bit of a traitorous act.” -#RachelDolezal ha! I love this shit! Sat Jun 13 07:16:33 +0000 2015
In “light” of #RachelDolezal this is the new Beyonce http://t.co/gi5X1UspD6 Sat Jun 13 07:14:53 +0000 2015
Dear roaches, I know I promised not to kill any of you for the next 24 hrs. But if you come near me when I’m on the toilet, all bets are off Sat Jun 13 06:45:05 +0000 2015
@vadum Dude. Give peace a chance. Sat Jun 13 06:17:24 +0000 2015
This story continues to rock! Seems #RachelDolezal once chastised Hispanic student for not looking Hispanic enough! http://t.co/xOS5E9Qu5K Sat Jun 13 06:17:08 +0000 2015
As I am near Gandhi’s birthplace, I will refrain from killing any bugs for the next 24 hours. Hear that, roaches? Detente. Don’t mess it up. Sat Jun 13 06:15:18 +0000 2015
In light of the #RachelDolezal story… Remember this guy? Iron Eyes Cody. 100% Italian. http://t.co/GUuEs9ez0K Sat Jun 13 06:09:48 +0000 2015
A solar powered robotic cockroach. Von Neumann was right. http://t.co/NQzFwK8ErT Sat Jun 13 05:54:31 +0000 2015
@RosalindR i tried to make “bulletproof” coffee (with butter and coconut oil). I lasted a week. Meh. Sat Jun 13 05:12:08 +0000 2015
@RosalindR I do. But they would just want me to make one for them, as well Sat Jun 13 05:04:26 +0000 2015
@RosalindR I’m a fake doctor. So that makes it okay. Sat Jun 13 04:55:32 +0000 2015
Carl Sagan was my boyhood hero. I love knowing that in this photo, he was likely stoned as fuck. Looks it, too. http://t.co/KD76xaiaTZ Sat Jun 13 04:31:17 +0000 2015
This is the totality of my sustenance for the next 30 hours. http://t.co/Caf7lb5qLE Sat Jun 13 04:21:54 +0000 2015
http://t.co/wnZ9uJ5coy Sat Jun 13 04:17:16 +0000 2015
So Louisiana and Idaho are using the Bible as a science textbook now. Time to start investing in Asian tech stocks… #fb Sat Jun 13 03:14:50 +0000 2015
I don’t celebrate anyone’s death. But irony is a bitch, no? http://t.co/s9wOHH7UOm Sat Jun 13 03:08:23 +0000 2015
Hmm. Can’t seem to access Facebook. Well, on my penultimate night in India, I’m drinking lots of gin and going to bed. Good night! #fb Fri Jun 12 18:09:31 +0000 2015
RT @spencerphil: “@uOttawa: All Convocation ceremonies will be live streamed #uOgrad http://t.co/G6LUcN8ABN” @deonandan u can watch us Mond… Fri Jun 12 17:43:27 +0000 2015
. @PrakashSnvp @singhjayakant @EnuAnand your graduation https://t.co/WERZ2F1Rv1 Fri Jun 12 16:42:21 +0000 2015
Graduation: http://t.co/mjdlMLzRox via @YouTube Fri Jun 12 15:50:40 +0000 2015
I’m going to manufacture a special item for horny puzzle makers…. Rubik’s Lube. Who wants to help me take this to the Shark Tank? Fri Jun 12 15:39:26 +0000 2015
http://t.co/DHyIuw4PKo Fri Jun 12 12:20:51 +0000 2015
This story is freaking hilarious. It’s like an SNL skit that went on 20 minutes too long. http://t.co/I79jzJMo8r Fri Jun 12 12:05:42 +0000 2015
Am writing an academic paper and had to use the word “rectified.” Took all my strength not to write “rectumfied” instead. Fri Jun 12 11:25:41 +0000 2015
A Serbian gangster arrives at Toronto City Hall https://t.co/FEVncCU1KL Fri Jun 12 11:03:20 +0000 2015
@PrakashSnvp @singhjayakant @EnuAnand http://t.co/GLtTqXniWP Fri Jun 12 09:10:24 +0000 2015
RT @EnuAnand: @deonandan Thank you so much sir. http://t.co/nIRtEm47iM Fri Jun 12 09:07:43 +0000 2015
Despite being of the Left, I too am not a fan of either Obama or Clinton II http://t.co/ruXQ58MBPT Fri Jun 12 04:32:18 +0000 2015
This is, without a doubt, the best part of the #EvanSolomon scandal https://t.co/zboEcSzCFU @evansolomoncbc @evansolomon Fri Jun 12 04:21:22 +0000 2015
Christopher Lee was an effing Gurkha? Man. #fb Fri Jun 12 03:46:23 +0000 2015
Fun facts about marsupials https://t.co/ZxsyLg4DPr #fb Fri Jun 12 02:00:29 +0000 2015
http://t.co/lJTon9zkQx Fri Jun 12 01:20:56 +0000 2015
How long did it take you to notice the pig? http://t.co/TvXZ7ROTzg Fri Jun 12 01:00:36 +0000 2015
http://t.co/I74IrCzmK8 Fri Jun 12 00:57:48 +0000 2015
Holy shit. Ken Shamrock at 51. https://t.co/kk3U5VtHsA Thu Jun 11 13:32:38 +0000 2015
Yeah, muthatruckers… http://t.co/vspLKwDZzF #fb Thu Jun 11 10:21:14 +0000 2015
Twitter is pushing India-centric news to the top of my feed. Oh that’s why it wants to know my location. #sneaky #fb Thu Jun 11 10:20:16 +0000 2015
RT @bmj_latest: India launches the world’s first intensive care unit on rails http://t.co/cQWaYI6bKm @BMJIndia http://t.co/JPzInm1LSS Thu Jun 11 10:18:31 +0000 2015
@PrakashSnvp https://t.co/xQjA4wUZdl Thu Jun 11 09:55:13 +0000 2015
What I learned today: Aldous Huxley, C.S. Lewis and JFK all died on the same day. #fb Thu Jun 11 09:33:05 +0000 2015
Aldous Huxley’s final acid trip http://t.co/aQc4FI3Zrq Thu Jun 11 09:30:15 +0000 2015
It is I who am proud of @PrakashSnvp and all the excellent students at IITGN. I wish my @uOttawa students could see how hard you work! Thu Jun 11 09:02:19 +0000 2015
One of the talented students at iitgn summer Inst: http://t.co/sPQAna6r69 via @YouTube Thu Jun 11 05:28:53 +0000 2015
iitgn summer student displays her singing talent: http://t.co/V5mrfjP8Hs via @YouTube Thu Jun 11 05:22:47 +0000 2015
A student at iitgn summer Institute does a dance: http://t.co/gY19aIDSv7 via @YouTube Thu Jun 11 05:16:03 +0000 2015
I find it ironic that my privates are pubic Thu Jun 11 05:11:45 +0000 2015
The talented students of IITGN summer Institute: http://t.co/TQ75ehLJdm via @YouTube Thu Jun 11 05:10:50 +0000 2015
Canada has private universities? This is news to me. http://t.co/76cboaLZDt Thu Jun 11 04:23:32 +0000 2015
International scholarships offered to Canadian students by the government of Canada http://t.co/teYVCxoHkU Thu Jun 11 04:06:04 +0000 2015
New IITGN campus in Ahmedabad: http://t.co/DfLyLFl4A1 via @YouTube Thu Jun 11 04:02:38 +0000 2015
So there’s a big stripe on Pluto. I’m calling it now. That fucker is artificial! #fb Thu Jun 11 02:33:03 +0000 2015
I actually once knew a guy who was both a brain surgeon and a rocket scientist. He liked to make things look more difficult than they were. Thu Jun 11 02:28:41 +0000 2015
Was looking up studies on brain scans of transgendered people, but accidentally typed “brian” instead of “brain”. http://t.co/mxGUVjiT0n Thu Jun 11 02:25:08 +0000 2015
It’s time for new Parliamentary procedures to prevent majority party from being undemocratic dicks http://t.co/LpH1TfsUI1 Thu Jun 11 01:11:08 +0000 2015
The Hyperion cantos coming to TV. Please don’t suck, please don’t suck, please don’t suck… http://t.co/EAPbqZWQDi Thu Jun 11 00:34:17 +0000 2015
Animated GIF of the day http://t.co/kQLO1Slyn2 Thu Jun 11 00:13:45 +0000 2015
Best yearbook quote http://t.co/WrJ9SwYRpp Thu Jun 11 00:05:25 +0000 2015
http://t.co/y1FRO14yXe Thu Jun 11 00:03:22 +0000 2015
At tonight’s banquet, all the Indian students spontaneously broke out into song and dance. See, Bollywood movies are actually documentaries. Wed Jun 10 17:36:30 +0000 2015
Ramsay Bolton looks like an evil hobbit Wed Jun 10 11:54:16 +0000 2015
I just caught all of modern India in one camera frame: a barefoot ditch digger, an enormous Hindu temple, and an even bigger nuclear reactor Wed Jun 10 11:52:13 +0000 2015
Demographics of Indian surrogate mothers: http://t.co/ty9LxHJSPV via @YouTube Wed Jun 10 07:58:42 +0000 2015
Indian prof: “Americans think elephants are walking down the street here!” Me: “Um, I saw an elephant walking down the street last week.” Wed Jun 10 06:17:38 +0000 2015
Very sweet. One of the staff here just had a baby girl and is giddily handing out sweets to all the employees. Wed Jun 10 05:35:28 +0000 2015
It’s rarely a good thing when your name becomes a hash tag #EvanSolomon #JianGhomeshi Wed Jun 10 05:33:26 +0000 2015
Only in Canada would there be an “art scandal”. I just can make myself get excited about this.#EvanSolomon Wed Jun 10 05:32:55 +0000 2015
Nice to see Dune still has a cultural impact http://t.co/sqRFmkoTpf Wed Jun 10 04:22:40 +0000 2015
Just learned that data from New Horizons spacecraft flyby of Pluto on July 14 will take 16 MONTHS to be fully downloaded!! #fb Wed Jun 10 04:10:34 +0000 2015
Animated GIF of the day http://t.co/GxLtNm3cmp #fb Wed Jun 10 04:06:40 +0000 2015
Find out how your rep voted on bill c-24 and punish them next election http://t.co/HYHWeEPj70 Wed Jun 10 03:45:58 +0000 2015
How higher education was destroyed in 5 steps http://t.co/junY6ez75Y Wed Jun 10 02:57:30 +0000 2015
Hey it’s #JianGhomeshi ‘s birthday today! I wonder if he’ll get (or give) any paddywhacks Wed Jun 10 02:50:30 +0000 2015
RT @paddyjoeboyle: “In the coming days, you’ll hear that I have a thing for kinky art.” #EvanSolomon Facebook post Wed Jun 10 02:49:08 +0000 2015
@DavidBilbert he also introduced a bill to essentially decriminalize homosexuality https://t.co/Hx2qyjLUeF Wed Jun 10 02:05:48 +0000 2015
@DavidBilbert The only thing I know is the transcript from the debate. He’s the one saying the right things. https://t.co/E3RUYy06dv Wed Jun 10 02:03:23 +0000 2015
Based solely on his comments re: Bill C-24, Philip Toone is now my favourite politician Wed Jun 10 01:58:12 +0000 2015
Read the Parliamentary transcript of Bill C-24 debate. Note that the NDP fought it most vociferously. https://t.co/E3RUYy06dv Wed Jun 10 01:55:29 +0000 2015
The counterculture becomes the mainstream because its members can’t adapt fast enough. Why hipsters suck. http://t.co/MgFg738evk #science Wed Jun 10 01:26:12 +0000 2015
First #JianGhomeshi now #EvanSolomon …CBC is pruning its stars http://t.co/gEZPV6PPfn Wed Jun 10 00:51:20 +0000 2015
Required reading for Left and Right http://t.co/TRp0lUVOtV Tue Jun 09 16:45:23 +0000 2015
It rained today in heat scorched Ahmedabad. It chose to do this on the day when I have laundry drying on the balcony. Tue Jun 09 12:31:28 +0000 2015
Zod, I do feel this way on occasion http://t.co/XhmT1S2Uxe Tue Jun 09 08:21:14 +0000 2015
In “Captain America 2: The Winter Soldier”, Cap’s to-do list is different in every country the film is screened. http://t.co/8ja1pYk2Pd Tue Jun 09 06:52:16 +0000 2015
RT @ScottTimcke: @deonandan I always suspected it is less ‘pretending that’ and more ‘indifferent to.’ Tue Jun 09 05:28:01 +0000 2015
Can we stop pretending now that US cops abusing their power is a rare thing? http://t.co/WRnv4vluJx Tue Jun 09 05:22:33 +0000 2015
Well he does look like a frog http://t.co/d5luBtHZoT Tue Jun 09 04:17:47 +0000 2015
Tired of Indian food. Brought a peanut butter sandwich to work for lunch today. Tue Jun 09 03:58:35 +0000 2015
Indian TV bleeps out the words “ass” and “god”. I wonder how many actors are saying, “Ass god.” Tue Jun 09 01:51:38 +0000 2015
@trb8x yeah that’s true. The part I like is the emphasis on abdominal strength. The rest I sort of ignored. Mon Jun 08 15:53:28 +0000 2015
This makes sense to me http://t.co/qwqFfy7y0B Mon Jun 08 15:42:18 +0000 2015
Sometimes I miss living in Toronto. Then I remember…. things. http://t.co/MeKaHbpTUE Mon Jun 08 11:57:50 +0000 2015
At entrance to temple of Dattatreya on Mt Abu: http://t.co/fZrl1au2Nu via @YouTube Mon Jun 08 11:48:52 +0000 2015
This still has me upset. https://t.co/zVFOf5a1CO http://t.co/OZJPjYzC9d Mon Jun 08 11:33:57 +0000 2015
Listen up, Toronto. You need more LRT lines, dedicated bicycle roads, & a ban on trucks downtown. Maybe ban all motorized travel save taxis. Mon Jun 08 11:23:20 +0000 2015
Cornelius the Jesus frog: http://t.co/65aYkpm6sF via @YouTube Mon Jun 08 09:32:55 +0000 2015
On top of Guru Shikhar peak on Mt Abu in rajasthan: http://t.co/Qi22H78VRb via @YouTube Mon Jun 08 09:31:13 +0000 2015
Monkeys on Mt Abu https://t.co/RA94tNN9Ve Mon Jun 08 09:19:08 +0000 2015
Tortoise in Rajasthan https://t.co/n4a1OK2k9N Mon Jun 08 09:15:59 +0000 2015
Summer student job (data analysis in health sector) in Toronto http://t.co/gfQ44TOMJC Mon Jun 08 06:46:08 +0000 2015
My latest book, “Using Population Health Indicators for Global Health and Development” is now available in paperback http://t.co/IYaPypjYhn Mon Jun 08 06:36:40 +0000 2015
According to the World Bank, Free higher education is ‘regressive’ http://t.co/jRy0FPZn8J Mon Jun 08 05:11:59 +0000 2015
Globalization and the Indian Middle Class http://t.co/bSkljqmoJK http://t.co/pdrphHCSPW Mon Jun 08 05:06:31 +0000 2015
Saw a cute street puppy have a seizure this morning in Ahmedabad (then some asshole beat him with a stick) https://t.co/zVFOf5a1CO Mon Jun 08 04:33:46 +0000 2015
Puppy having seizure in ahmedabad: http://t.co/CKSK6DsG18 via @YouTube Mon Jun 08 04:29:09 +0000 2015
A tortoise on Mt Abu in rajasthan: http://t.co/SSmKhznL62 via @YouTube Mon Jun 08 04:15:14 +0000 2015
Monkeys on Mt Abu: http://t.co/IHVdNSDth4 via @YouTube Mon Jun 08 04:08:29 +0000 2015
Channa seller on Mt Abu in rajasthan: http://t.co/AHWXKShaF4 via @YouTube Mon Jun 08 04:03:55 +0000 2015
“Many tenured professors care about teaching, but are hemmed in by how institutions reward it – or rather, don’t.” http://t.co/7YXyQlCanv Mon Jun 08 02:56:29 +0000 2015
@KyleRyc you’ve got nothing better to do Mon Jun 08 01:54:00 +0000 2015
@KyleRyc you’re from 2007. and i already mentioned that in the FB version. So keep up, slow boy. Mon Jun 08 01:52:08 +0000 2015
Oh please. Welcome to the new era of language policing. http://t.co/NVQDeCXux1 Mon Jun 08 01:33:37 +0000 2015
EZTV gone? Shit. https://t.co/Hw6KjIUbtr #fb Sun Jun 07 17:16:03 +0000 2015
Damn they’d need a couple of exorcists for my bacon breakfasts http://t.co/Yzr67FMDOc Fri Jun 05 11:40:27 +0000 2015
@ErinYiranLiu nope… *I* get to choose! Fri Jun 05 10:22:19 +0000 2015
http://t.co/vHzqDRGceF Fri Jun 05 09:43:33 +0000 2015
I have 0,6% chance of dying in the next 5 years http://t.co/1EymJOsSCb Fri Jun 05 09:36:47 +0000 2015
Bangkok and Titicaca should really get together. Fri Jun 05 09:22:02 +0000 2015
Animated GIF of the day http://t.co/Ma3U2MShwZ #fb Fri Jun 05 08:54:24 +0000 2015
It’s a chilly 32 degrees Celsius this morning in ahmedabad #fb Fri Jun 05 03:50:07 +0000 2015
RT @PaulArora1: CSEB president Thy Dinh rallying the troops #cseb2015 http://t.co/Qa00ZwISuQ Fri Jun 05 03:28:09 +0000 2015
RT @PaulArora1: Thanks @csebsceb and @UofT_dlsph for a fantastic #cseb2015 conference. See you again in Alberta in 2017. http://t.co/RUZuG0… Fri Jun 05 03:28:01 +0000 2015
RT @csebsceb: Congrats #CSEB2015 award winners! Susan Jaglal, Faith Davis, Laura Rosella, Munir Sheikh @UofT_dlsph @UofAPublicHlth http://t… Fri Jun 05 03:27:19 +0000 2015
RT @LauraCRosella: @csebsceb president Dr. Thy Dinh – closing remarks for a remarkable #CSEB2015 conference! See you in Alberta in 2017! ht… Fri Jun 05 03:27:01 +0000 2015
RT @chenoa_marie: Panicked text from a student I work for: “crap!!!!! I didn’t get into @deonandan’s section for epi! Ahhhh!” #HSSproblems … Fri Jun 05 03:25:34 +0000 2015
According to fitbit, my resting heart rate has increased from 64 to 70 in one month. I blame the roaches. #fb Fri Jun 05 03:25:05 +0000 2015
@chenoa_marie the poor child. I weep for him/her Fri Jun 05 00:53:47 +0000 2015
Reminding folks that Hilary Clinton worked for Barry Goldwater’s campaign, and was even president of the Young Republicans #neocon Thu Jun 04 09:24:03 +0000 2015
national math festival http://t.co/W2FQoc36eE Thu Jun 04 08:27:24 +0000 2015
RT @chenoa_marie: Cara Elliott talks policy for handling mental illness within the Criminal Justice System #CSEB2015 #MentalHealth http://t… Wed Jun 03 18:12:17 +0000 2015
@chenoa_marie thanks! did she field any questions? Wed Jun 03 18:09:37 +0000 2015
whoohoo! https://t.co/R8svelpui7 Wed Jun 03 18:07:54 +0000 2015
http://t.co/CbmXWeSPnj Wed Jun 03 17:20:00 +0000 2015
Because…. feelings http://t.co/b9pVND7CYV Wed Jun 03 17:11:05 +0000 2015
. @AudreyC8 @chenoa_marie hey if anyone goes to Cara Elliott’s oral today at 1pm, please take some photos & clap @ErinYiranLiu #cseb2015 Wed Jun 03 07:21:12 +0000 2015
@AudreyC8 Mark is there? Say hi for me! Wed Jun 03 07:18:19 +0000 2015
Separated at Birth, part 85 http://t.co/gzY1gpl00g http://t.co/fGuX8GGF38 Wed Jun 03 06:18:40 +0000 2015
Seth McFarlane is always ahead of everyone else. Clip from 6 years ago. https://t.co/w6kTO44dgk Wed Jun 03 06:07:12 +0000 2015
My talk at York Mills Collegiate Institute in Toronto http://t.co/JioT7m1TYv Wed Jun 03 04:33:31 +0000 2015
Street puppies in Ahmedabad: http://t.co/ppBixGE42i via @YouTube Wed Jun 03 03:56:16 +0000 2015
I hear an unarmed black bear was shot in Toronto. I’m sure a white bear would have just been tasered and released. Wed Jun 03 01:43:34 +0000 2015
Only worthwhile for #37 http://t.co/XNb5nxMBsM Tue Jun 02 17:14:52 +0000 2015
Ha. The Hilary one is funny. http://t.co/H3VNYDzfBs Tue Jun 02 17:10:22 +0000 2015
@ErinYiranLiu ….cooties? Tue Jun 02 17:06:47 +0000 2015
RT @chenoa_marie: Interesting, innovative research in the clinical and public health spheres at the #CSEB2015 conference in Toronto! http:/… Tue Jun 02 17:05:57 +0000 2015
@ShwetaDhawan1 @SASAcademicCA darn cultists Tue Jun 02 16:56:58 +0000 2015
Waaaaah. #cseb2015 is happening without me. Boooooooo Tue Jun 02 16:55:04 +0000 2015
@ShwetaDhawan1 @SASAcademicCA yep, get a PC 😉 Tue Jun 02 16:52:21 +0000 2015
I’ve seen the photos. Bruce Jenner was Ann Coulter all along. Republican conspiracy! Tue Jun 02 15:42:15 +0000 2015
RT @ziadkhatib: Retweet #hero4cheo @BORNOntario @dana_sidney @deonandan @cynthiaemerson @brittanfell @DrMWalkerMD @mari_t @neupanes @AlexM… Tue Jun 02 15:17:40 +0000 2015
Someone is spamming @uOttawa email addresses with virus attachment. Beware ZIP and TXT files, even when the sender has uOttawa email address Tue Jun 02 15:12:12 +0000 2015
In first year chemistry I was docked marks because I’d named my vials Barnie, Fred, Wilma and Betty. Apparently real scientists use integers Tue Jun 02 15:03:44 +0000 2015
David Bowie murders one of my favourite songs… but I forgive him because he looks fabulous doing it https://t.co/wdSzYulAFT #fb Tue Jun 02 14:41:15 +0000 2015
Good luck @CHEOhospital #hero4cheo @ziadkhatib Tue Jun 02 09:23:19 +0000 2015
My roommates in ahmedabad http://t.co/0hb14PBGyV Tue Jun 02 04:05:02 +0000 2015
The music at Pind Balluchi in New Delhi: http://t.co/YAScUNcfte via @YouTube Mon Jun 01 14:06:52 +0000 2015
Haircut and head massage at imperial hotel, delhi: http://t.co/8mmwzmxh3T via @YouTube Mon Jun 01 13:58:57 +0000 2015
Getting a pedicure at the Imperial hotel on Delhi: http://t.co/8Jlcr74AUF via @YouTube Mon Jun 01 13:55:31 +0000 2015

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