Twitter Tweets from 7-1-15 to 7-31-15

Archived Twitter tweets from 2015-07-01 to 2015-07-31, courtesy of the Twime Machine:

• Roddy Piper… dead? Fri Jul 31 23:38:55 +0000 2015
• This is a thing? Why not a trans-Atlantic slave trade race while we’re at it? http://t.co/DWfZPVN3ht Fri Jul 31 19:48:31 +0000 2015
• http://t.co/aSfClXyuUt Fri Jul 31 18:59:22 +0000 2015
• Someone needs a Nobel prize for the solution to this mystery http://t.co/GZn2VsQVY2 Fri Jul 31 18:58:24 +0000 2015
• . @DavidBilbert hilarious mark hamill autographs http://t.co/yk8aHPysR1 Fri Jul 31 18:52:37 +0000 2015
• Unhappiness is walking around all day, doing errands, not noticing that there’s a gaping hole in your crotch. Or maybe that’s happiness? #fb Fri Jul 31 18:51:45 +0000 2015
• Girls on social media…. http://t.co/a5b1rmlqTC Fri Jul 31 18:41:56 +0000 2015
• The police may have an IQ ceiling, but so do the drug dealers…. http://t.co/Ri2GZLwO3v Fri Jul 31 18:41:00 +0000 2015
• “[Police recruit those] that are incapable of logical compassionate thinking.” Questionable source, but still… http://t.co/w2wG5l7SZO Fri Jul 31 17:15:40 +0000 2015
• Holy shit. If you’re smart, you’re not allowed to be a cop. http://t.co/y6YEfHWPHJ Fri Jul 31 17:12:51 +0000 2015
• Animated GIF of the day https://t.co/RWJNVkgga5 Fri Jul 31 16:45:19 +0000 2015
• @DavidBilbert I hear it’s not always blow. Sometimes it’s suck. Fri Jul 31 16:22:46 +0000 2015
• #science http://t.co/b0zY9vIb9B Fri Jul 31 14:07:53 +0000 2015
• fyi http://t.co/lMwv9CYyNu Fri Jul 31 14:07:01 +0000 2015
• http://t.co/1QMyc440E3 Fri Jul 31 13:28:54 +0000 2015
• #camping http://t.co/qTmCQVThAA Fri Jul 31 09:16:56 +0000 2015
• . @DavidBilbert Darth Tater http://t.co/WCqxBMiJtv Fri Jul 31 09:15:53 +0000 2015
• http://t.co/QTVYKEvt7h Fri Jul 31 09:14:32 +0000 2015
• http://t.co/RcLINJHAPA Fri Jul 31 09:10:13 +0000 2015
• #China http://t.co/PdA9CzOWpa Fri Jul 31 09:05:33 +0000 2015
• Road raged driver is apparently upset that Frodo threw the ring into Mount Doom https://t.co/115E6HqEWn Fri Jul 31 04:32:46 +0000 2015
• My inbox is back under 100 for the first time in 3 months. Fri Jul 31 04:20:09 +0000 2015
• Airport logic http://t.co/AfjtfVv7R6 Fri Jul 31 00:38:12 +0000 2015
• #Windows10 http://t.co/SoGWGlkjSS Fri Jul 31 00:37:08 +0000 2015
• @kathrynlaroche Leaving sow soon? Cow shellfish of ewe. Thu Jul 30 20:45:26 +0000 2015
• @kathrynlaroche We’ve bearly crossed that lion Thu Jul 30 20:38:39 +0000 2015
• . @RedParrots Chaos on the Bridge! http://t.co/vc50rcUxDE #StarTrekTNG Thu Jul 30 20:35:03 +0000 2015
• @kathrynlaroche Wallaby a monkey’s uncle. It would be kangarude of me to deny you that opportunity. Thu Jul 30 20:30:02 +0000 2015
• This is hilarious and sad. Conservative politicians all read from a common script. Frickin’ robots. http://t.co/kzmVqnUKDH Thu Jul 30 19:47:37 +0000 2015
• “Los Angeles union wants to be exempt from $15 minimum wage it fought for” Um….. http://t.co/1bGEVdDrUF Thu Jul 30 16:58:29 +0000 2015
• #GameofThrones http://t.co/W07EQcDoIO Thu Jul 30 16:34:36 +0000 2015
• Of particular interest to @kathrynlaroche http://t.co/wM6JhcGa3B Thu Jul 30 16:21:59 +0000 2015
• This is a cake http://t.co/LDuXCLH9Zl Thu Jul 30 16:14:45 +0000 2015
• Top Gear moves to Amazon…. though surely not in name http://t.co/kePEsfdoxJ Thu Jul 30 15:21:03 +0000 2015
• Nice article by @brittharr2 on the Ontario health cutbacks https://t.co/879QeN2HFH Thu Jul 30 14:27:24 +0000 2015
• http://t.co/3XtLFY28jn Thu Jul 30 13:46:56 +0000 2015
• Ontario Confederation of University Faculty Associations is looking to hire a research analyst… http://t.co/zd4J2ko3Au Wed Jul 29 18:19:34 +0000 2015
• So it’s true. This is where babies come from. http://t.co/GEW78FOKTk Wed Jul 29 17:28:33 +0000 2015
• http://t.co/OTSVpFDbBL Wed Jul 29 13:27:17 +0000 2015
• http://t.co/eT1bjBbnTD Wed Jul 29 13:16:58 +0000 2015
• @DavidBilbert @TheRock @Braggzilla wow Wed Jul 29 13:05:04 +0000 2015
• @DavidBilbert Shwing http://t.co/DSKvrJVQNE Wed Jul 29 00:30:39 +0000 2015
• #StarWars http://t.co/RudgHacbOv Tue Jul 28 22:10:23 +0000 2015
• . @uOttawa is looking for a new President. Who wants to apply? http://t.co/jbO9379okR Tue Jul 28 21:18:24 +0000 2015
• “couple locks 3-month-old puppy in bathroom for 2 weeks” http://t.co/aVy1uUC6MU Tue Jul 28 21:09:12 +0000 2015
• Jobs With Let’s Talk Science https://t.co/9AfFaQfP9f Tue Jul 28 20:25:49 +0000 2015
• Dude and bro daredevils http://t.co/1dkuVhIrPI Tue Jul 28 20:16:56 +0000 2015
• Has the time finally arrived for online education? http://t.co/Wqi2Ugfgoe Tue Jul 28 20:02:46 +0000 2015
• He has a history of killing #walterPalmer #WalterJamesPalmer http://t.co/xgu334qXdn Tue Jul 28 19:33:33 +0000 2015
• RT @MichelleDBeadle: What a pathetic moron. I’d rather have cavities. #CecilTheLion #WalterPalmer Tue Jul 28 19:31:45 +0000 2015
• http://t.co/6OhADNcLto Tue Jul 28 19:28:37 +0000 2015
• “Prison sentences are a lot like penises. If used correctly, even a short one can do the trick (is a rumour I have heard)” – @iamjohnoliver Tue Jul 28 19:27:49 +0000 2015
• http://t.co/emEaD0VITq Tue Jul 28 19:26:50 +0000 2015
• Rich US dentist kills and beheads beloved lion in Zimbabwe. Why is this shit still happening in the 21st century? http://t.co/FrNvasJlWC Tue Jul 28 19:24:56 +0000 2015
• @MediFutureInc Google “Serge Nadeau” re: U of O Tue Jul 28 19:22:53 +0000 2015
• http://t.co/OCpDsTVqic Tue Jul 28 18:56:36 +0000 2015
• http://t.co/NcoVgw7BkV Tue Jul 28 18:37:53 +0000 2015
• The fabled reactionless drive has been a staple in hard sci-fi for many decades. hope it becomes reality one day. http://t.co/HkX2duhawZ Tue Jul 28 18:29:43 +0000 2015
• Never say never. http://t.co/zRbhFv9VaA Tue Jul 28 18:27:59 +0000 2015
• How anti-vaxxers have scared the media away from covering vaccine side effects http://t.co/p7fPvCzfFm Tue Jul 28 15:09:31 +0000 2015
• The Dead Grandmother/Exam Syndrome and the Potential Downfall Of American Society http://t.co/TaDTpnh7Mt Tue Jul 28 14:54:35 +0000 2015
• @DavidBilbert save it for next week, handsome Tue Jul 28 13:05:40 +0000 2015
• I was quoted in today’s @TorontoStar http://t.co/V3qbLsgsmc Tue Jul 28 13:01:00 +0000 2015
• The Bach Street Boys http://t.co/tZ4wVAyfX4 Tue Jul 28 02:44:20 +0000 2015
• Great. Now cats are riding rhinos. https://t.co/QsjF1LZ7Wm Mon Jul 27 21:10:52 +0000 2015
• Spending today saying no to all requests. It’s quite relaxing. You should try it. Mon Jul 27 20:05:33 +0000 2015
• . @RedParrots @DavidBilbert I think this breaks the internet https://t.co/blre6dTyXD Mon Jul 27 19:43:22 +0000 2015
• Stephen Hawking is looking a lot like my grandmother these days. Mon Jul 27 19:38:07 +0000 2015
• “By the time he was my age, Lee Harvey Oswald had already shot a PRESIDENT. i haven’t even shot a normal person” -@meganamram #fb Mon Jul 27 19:19:03 +0000 2015
• Chattel slavery is alive and well http://t.co/MLPX10SCMZ Mon Jul 27 19:17:33 +0000 2015
• The @uOttawa salary scandal continues… http://t.co/CO2gNSsSNx Mon Jul 27 17:56:56 +0000 2015
• #ARIANAGRANDE http://t.co/g7efntWVib Mon Jul 27 17:29:51 +0000 2015
• Animated GIF of the day https://t.co/Jzk9zJvt3A Mon Jul 27 14:40:40 +0000 2015
• #GameofThrones http://t.co/1ZjxnHluZP Mon Jul 27 14:35:05 +0000 2015
• “[Bing] is a search engine, but not a find engine.” -@charannstanley Mon Jul 27 11:22:21 +0000 2015
• Party on http://t.co/iS8MFnkOJ9 Mon Jul 27 11:06:48 +0000 2015
• Get the London Look http://t.co/KQjCk3VRIg Mon Jul 27 10:57:38 +0000 2015
• http://t.co/VVq0jC21Gd Mon Jul 27 10:48:55 +0000 2015
• They grow the hippo part later http://t.co/5QzYhA9cgK Mon Jul 27 10:45:18 +0000 2015
• @DavidBilbert did I mention that we are grilling Gilburgers? Sun Jul 26 19:49:26 +0000 2015
• Was just interviewed by Toronto Star about this emerging story: http://t.co/iNd7XDg4jw Sun Jul 26 16:41:38 +0000 2015
• An interesting bio of the finest living mathematician, Terry Tao http://t.co/cDjcDdIgb9 #fb Sun Jul 26 15:36:56 +0000 2015
• Optimism on the day after men first walked on the moon…. http://t.co/bgIvsgFAlU Sun Jul 26 15:34:09 +0000 2015
• My friend Sarah’s swanky downtown Ottawa condo is for sale: http://t.co/J0iuVwnpBK Sun Jul 26 13:38:34 +0000 2015
• “scholars who dress casually are seen as less likeable and approachable than those who wear business suits” Ugh no. http://t.co/RodH5Iu1Ut Sat Jul 25 20:16:21 +0000 2015
• http://t.co/MBARF5Xawe Sat Jul 25 19:59:38 +0000 2015
• Kepler 452b is not a second Earth. Stop saying that it is. Sat Jul 25 18:20:30 +0000 2015
• he just wanted to keep an eye on his shit http://t.co/8Z6mG2xLvX Sat Jul 25 16:17:50 +0000 2015
• Nice story about Wayne Gretzky and Joey Moss. http://t.co/B6KYjA3bte Fri Jul 24 19:02:53 +0000 2015
• Every cemetery needs a slow waving clown http://t.co/5fbxFYTuow Fri Jul 24 16:53:01 +0000 2015
• From the @realDonaldTrump insult generator http://t.co/TMS0JXMznf Fri Jul 24 11:45:11 +0000 2015
• The Slow Death of the University https://t.co/Bqp6loE0s8 Thu Jul 23 19:18:12 +0000 2015
• “universities are wasting time and public money carrying out ‘pointless’ research” http://t.co/loXfOx1p6W Thu Jul 23 19:09:29 +0000 2015
• “132% rise in number of students reporting a mental health problem”. Definitely see this in Canadian classrooms. https://t.co/Q405RI2TFN Thu Jul 23 19:07:38 +0000 2015
• “Universities Are More Concerned About Their Research Reputation Than Teaching Students.” No shit, Sherlock. http://t.co/2ciqLB5CuD Thu Jul 23 19:06:35 +0000 2015
• Frumious Cumbersnatch getting married http://t.co/FzqknHPfeu Thu Jul 23 14:29:57 +0000 2015
• Canadians answer call to adopt dogs abandoned in Greece amid debt crisis http://t.co/A95YJWLi62 Thu Jul 23 14:03:56 +0000 2015
• Two former students just bought me dinner… then realized that they were never in any of my classes. I can’t make this stuff up. Thu Jul 23 00:54:15 +0000 2015
• Just ate this. Chicken, bacon, pork shoulder, 3 types of cheese, kale, and some other stuff. http://t.co/5ZZJiViIlU Thu Jul 23 00:48:13 +0000 2015
• Recent Facebook Profile Pics http://t.co/4UTPzw6s5t http://t.co/va9DWIJKnj Wed Jul 22 19:31:39 +0000 2015
• Separated at Birth, part 86 http://t.co/M30XmLNVvv http://t.co/Wi5CGpp5KG Wed Jul 22 19:15:20 +0000 2015
• @DavidBilbert “alive” is a relative term Wed Jul 22 19:04:18 +0000 2015
• Puppy’s first experience with air conditioning https://t.co/85eQiA2RA3 Wed Jul 22 13:41:18 +0000 2015
• Anyone know this asshole animal abuser? http://t.co/P7vJRUxlV7 Wed Jul 22 01:26:12 +0000 2015
• My horoscope from @TheOnion http://t.co/SxesFxsOYb Tue Jul 21 16:22:29 +0000 2015
• This. So much this. http://t.co/Qbb14MQoNX Tue Jul 21 16:18:25 +0000 2015
• @Leniloo92 what are you, Greek or something? Tue Jul 21 06:07:23 +0000 2015
• @KyleRyc watch MMA champion @JoshLBarnett play Magic https://t.co/EIQi1WsRjW Tue Jul 21 02:37:47 +0000 2015
• @M_Sundareswaran makes giving up carbs easier Tue Jul 21 02:30:00 +0000 2015
• What I learned today: Greek is the only language in which the words for bread and toilet seat are the same. #fb Tue Jul 21 02:25:37 +0000 2015
• @M_Sundareswaran I noticed Tue Jul 21 02:20:22 +0000 2015
• @M_Sundareswaran remember…. no one is paying attention 😉 Tue Jul 21 02:16:24 +0000 2015
• Why I still eat animals. Some are evil. http://t.co/x2rIBYMCMx Mon Jul 20 17:12:40 +0000 2015
• An article I wrote 6 years ago about the anniversary of the Moon landing: https://t.co/oFUuRpvAdK Mon Jul 20 17:08:58 +0000 2015
• http://t.co/FbSQ7BE3Gs Mon Jul 20 16:45:58 +0000 2015
• http://t.co/pBtMu2CBU3 Mon Jul 20 16:44:27 +0000 2015
• We’re finally here. A job ad for a professor… who will be paid in food. http://t.co/2IXOjpAsjU Mon Jul 20 16:12:03 +0000 2015
• The secret to a rewarding relationship http://t.co/L7Fn7FFK0u Mon Jul 20 16:08:23 +0000 2015
• “Wesley Clark Calls for Internment Camps for “Radicalized” Americans”. Democrats just as bad as Republicans. https://t.co/T8rZXcYIlK #fb Mon Jul 20 15:30:24 +0000 2015
• 46 years ago today, two dudes walked on the moon & another dude orbited to the far side all by his lonesome. But no one ever talks about him Mon Jul 20 14:34:41 +0000 2015
• One of the sweetest emails: “A royalty payment has been deposited to your account.” Ahhhhh. I need a cigarette. #fb Mon Jul 20 12:42:09 +0000 2015
• Too soon? http://t.co/vDUndYhKxP Mon Jul 20 11:50:59 +0000 2015
• I’d forgotten how celestially pretty Annabella Lwin was https://t.co/ptqjkoFPQk Mon Jul 20 11:10:29 +0000 2015
• (President) Garfield http://t.co/N1RlB1uMO9 Mon Jul 20 03:46:11 +0000 2015
• @DavidBilbert not enough sax and violins Sun Jul 19 22:51:19 +0000 2015
• @DavidBilbert and that most important of children’s fiction…. THE BIBLE Sun Jul 19 22:49:37 +0000 2015
• What do you think of this list of recommended children’s novels? I’d like to add a few. http://t.co/Nx6gkIaizT Sun Jul 19 22:44:49 +0000 2015
• Glad that I had a Scottish elementary school teacher who made us read British classic novels “Ballet Shoes” and “Tom’s Midnight Garden” Sun Jul 19 22:27:33 +0000 2015
• This is great. A 5 minute science fiction love story. https://t.co/ivjXQ3QsqH Sun Jul 19 21:32:31 +0000 2015
• Guess everyone else has seen this already. Pro surfer attacked my shark on live TV. https://t.co/3tsneSvQR5 Sun Jul 19 20:43:36 +0000 2015
• @DavidBilbert thanks. now we’re both on someone’s list. Sun Jul 19 18:23:06 +0000 2015
• @Audrey_Giles because reasons not best transmitted publicly over twitter 😉 Sun Jul 19 18:11:22 +0000 2015
• @DavidBilbert Cereal rapist. Those gaping cheerios were just asking for it. Sun Jul 19 18:02:17 +0000 2015
• @DavidBilbert I guess Flynn was a gay porn star Sun Jul 19 17:59:14 +0000 2015
• Unite For Sight is recruiting for a “global health world fellow” http://t.co/jck2I27Xil Sun Jul 19 17:53:51 +0000 2015
• @DavidBilbert you know Virgil? Cooool. So what’s the deal on Jake the Snake? You in? Sun Jul 19 17:51:43 +0000 2015
• The Hitler house. “It’s number nein, on the reich.” http://t.co/FQAJWf4UaL Sun Jul 19 07:52:09 +0000 2015
• Whew. Finished preparing one of my 4 Fall courses on bloody Blackboard Learn. Time for a 3:AM burger. I deserve it! Sun Jul 19 07:19:00 +0000 2015
• Sweet Zod. I accidentally read some Youtube comments. My eyes! It burns! Auuugh!! #fb Sun Jul 19 07:00:11 +0000 2015
• Don’t poke me. I’m filled with curry and prone to diarrhea. Sun Jul 19 06:50:33 +0000 2015
• @scowlyguy oh right Sun Jul 19 04:56:33 +0000 2015
• #privilege http://t.co/N7W0uAX9JC Sun Jul 19 04:45:58 +0000 2015
• http://t.co/jhF4bdTIh2 Sun Jul 19 04:45:09 +0000 2015
• A friend took this photo in Toronto. Yes, that’s a modified Conservative party logo http://t.co/pT9Hnatvxi Sun Jul 19 04:44:06 +0000 2015
• This movie is playing at midnight at a local theatre. Possibly the worst movie ever made. I’m tempted. http://t.co/WBFAyfOpvK Sun Jul 19 02:11:02 +0000 2015
• Just got $100 from Google for the random ads on my blog and Youtube channel. Damn, this shit actually works! Sat Jul 18 19:44:31 +0000 2015
• Ottawa drivers make me crazy. The latest thing is people stopping at green lights to check both ways before entering the intersection. WTF? Sat Jul 18 19:10:29 +0000 2015
• Just watched “Justice League: Of Gods and Monsters”. Interesting how animated superhero movies are so much better than the live action ones. Sat Jul 18 17:10:02 +0000 2015
• I don’t know who this Ed Mubarak guy is, but he’s very popular today. Sat Jul 18 14:34:37 +0000 2015
• How NOT to be a good cook… http://t.co/oTcQjiBA8b Sat Jul 18 13:53:06 +0000 2015
• Want to watch something strangely relaxing? http://t.co/kKy9tJcy6D Sat Jul 18 13:48:20 +0000 2015
• Worst game show answers ever https://t.co/awnqKvbvH7 Sat Jul 18 13:16:44 +0000 2015
• The science of aging should include studying the young http://t.co/1X3mgLLGXn Fri Jul 17 12:51:44 +0000 2015
• stupid salad http://t.co/ZAxfmINGwT Fri Jul 17 12:06:59 +0000 2015
• Adam has no chill http://t.co/Y0qlcVSMgP Fri Jul 17 12:01:12 +0000 2015
• http://t.co/ThjRpIFZv0 Fri Jul 17 11:53:32 +0000 2015
• http://t.co/uGPOrVZif8 Fri Jul 17 11:52:15 +0000 2015
• I just realized David Bowie is 68 years old, and that really saddens me. #fb Thu Jul 16 23:19:04 +0000 2015
• Discovered “archive of book cover designs.” Think one of mine belongs here, by David Drummond http://t.co/2jWzHcfM0q http://t.co/YEw80bMJ3Q Thu Jul 16 23:08:16 +0000 2015
• “The Palace Quick-Fries a Bean Curd” http://t.co/CfkJRImNx1 Thu Jul 16 22:45:23 +0000 2015
• #NewYorker http://t.co/NOBNzLK4Vs Thu Jul 16 22:42:35 +0000 2015
• #NewYorker http://t.co/HHJOuTL8sl Thu Jul 16 22:35:55 +0000 2015
• http://t.co/tYme8hcbj1 Thu Jul 16 22:28:24 +0000 2015
• For @neiltyson http://t.co/KedtmIIlrJ Thu Jul 16 22:22:24 +0000 2015
• Love this video. Textbook example of how to navigate the classic “prisoner’s dilemma”. https://t.co/KgjPzuc4SQ Thu Jul 16 19:24:42 +0000 2015
• Please don’t kiss the chicken. http://t.co/gZO0UOwnib http://t.co/XDM19lI8gS Thu Jul 16 19:16:49 +0000 2015
• High resolution images of the surface of Pluto! Can’t believe I actually typed those words. Great time to be alive. http://t.co/Qu2q7DS7jJ Thu Jul 16 19:14:24 +0000 2015
• Kids today don’t know what it was like in the 80s, when you had to wait for your perpetually late friend with no smart phone for company #fb Thu Jul 16 17:56:52 +0000 2015
• Anyone need a charging cable for a Fitbit Charge? http://t.co/itzp8JSIc7 Thu Jul 16 17:28:24 +0000 2015
• Selling my ultra mini bluetooth keyboard. Anybody want it? http://t.co/F1UtLQ2Xpu Thu Jul 16 17:09:34 +0000 2015
• Selling my telescope… cheap! Anyone in Ottawa want it? http://t.co/AZUh6wPo1f Thu Jul 16 16:37:11 +0000 2015
• Animated GIF of the day http://t.co/lv0J8QhN9Q Thu Jul 16 15:05:09 +0000 2015
• Best @RondaRousey GIF I’ve ever seen…. http://t.co/5r378NewF5 Thu Jul 16 13:49:25 +0000 2015
• Twitter Tweets from 6-1-15 to 6-30-15 http://t.co/4pj4Ro8Qpd Thu Jul 16 13:23:32 +0000 2015
• Just bought more underwear online. I wonder if it comes pre-soiled? https://t.co/RydYCEqf3D Thu Jul 16 13:10:25 +0000 2015
• RT @GoAngelo: This elected official has the appropriate response to Fox News’ chicanery: http://t.co/TVmPr0id0o Wed Jul 15 18:42:34 +0000 2015
• This is the sort of honour that porn stars aspire to http://t.co/AxoJJAa5nL Wed Jul 15 17:59:42 +0000 2015
• Selling one of my motorcycle helmets. Good condition. Who wants it? http://t.co/lOiMNy25ci Wed Jul 15 17:58:12 +0000 2015
• body of christ http://t.co/VHevw87D0Q Wed Jul 15 17:39:56 +0000 2015
• This is actually kind of genius http://t.co/J6wtM6oDwY Wed Jul 15 17:38:10 +0000 2015
• The funniest thing I’ve seen all week https://t.co/u3oh7efdMA Wed Jul 15 13:44:37 +0000 2015
• Take me down to Paradise City where the milk is whole and the donuts gritty. http://t.co/wRam9dMpyd Wed Jul 15 11:24:13 +0000 2015
• #Tupac http://t.co/LPJyX1wsEQ Mon Jul 13 21:42:40 +0000 2015
• Just saw a dog that looks just like Fozzy Bear. I’m a little confused. #fb Mon Jul 13 21:32:49 +0000 2015
• This is totally how I invest. And why I have no money. http://t.co/zN3Kw6THy1 Mon Jul 13 21:02:37 +0000 2015
• A recent image of Pluto. Closest flyby will be tomorrow. How exciting http://t.co/f0TP7tdqwF Mon Jul 13 19:56:48 +0000 2015
• @VIA_Rail thanks. i just called. Mon Jul 13 19:49:33 +0000 2015
• Television production of “Jonathan Strange and Mr Norrell”…. A++ #fb Mon Jul 13 19:31:54 +0000 2015
• Help support whitey https://t.co/4x7YFdyzRe Mon Jul 13 18:58:09 +0000 2015
• From my grade 9 English teacher of 34 years ago. Nice to see neither one of us has evolved 🙂 https://t.co/18yy2Z1ayf Mon Jul 13 17:25:24 +0000 2015
• “…preferred to hire female applicants… over male applicants with identical qualifications and life situations” http://t.co/Yq6gJZArf1 Mon Jul 13 16:34:34 +0000 2015
• Teaching kids philosophy improves math skills http://t.co/YIQUI5xUb3 Mon Jul 13 13:50:59 +0000 2015
• @DavidBilbert weirdo Sun Jul 12 22:34:41 +0000 2015
• Shined? Shined, @ChuckMindenhall??? I think you mean shone, no? http://t.co/HoZocxwDic Sun Jul 12 22:02:42 +0000 2015
• RT @sonnench: Ken Shamrock watched the finish to Nelson vs Thatch and asked, “is that a new technique?” #UFC189 http://t.co/yXJSHDBr4b Sun Jul 12 05:24:55 +0000 2015
• RT @sonnench: Somewhere Steven Seagal is taking credit for that win. #UFC189 http://t.co/XZO9cBse6O Sun Jul 12 05:24:37 +0000 2015
• Strange resemblance #UFC189 http://t.co/MtHEaNk9tB Sun Jul 12 05:02:06 +0000 2015
• Okay, I don’t have a TV. Anyone know how to watch the Fox post-fight show online? #UFC189 Sun Jul 12 04:59:10 +0000 2015
• Let’s not forget… @TheNotoriousMMA wanted to bet @danawhite $3 million he’d KO @chadmendes in the 2nd round #spooky #UFC189 Sun Jul 12 04:47:49 +0000 2015
• RT @Mike_McP: Hey @danawhite I hope u didn’t take that 2nd round bet!! #eventho3milliscouchchangeforyou #UFC189 @ufc #McGregor #mcgregorVSm… Sun Jul 12 04:47:00 +0000 2015
• Know who’s happy? Aldo. It means he can finally make the big $$$ #UFC189 Sun Jul 12 04:44:16 +0000 2015
• RT @TommyToeHold: I see a lot of fight fans brought their foil hats with them to Twitter tonight. #UFC189 Sun Jul 12 04:42:56 +0000 2015
• @TheRealAdil I can do worse. In fact, I often have! Sun Jul 12 04:42:04 +0000 2015
• #UFC189 is proof that real life is better than fiction Sun Jul 12 04:41:42 +0000 2015
• @Semper_B_Spem @chadmendes @ufc @TheNotoriousMMA So am I! Sun Jul 12 04:40:17 +0000 2015
• Who’s that? His mom? #UFC189 Sun Jul 12 04:39:16 +0000 2015
• KO second round, just like he called it. Fuck. What a great day for MMA. #UFC189 Sun Jul 12 04:37:04 +0000 2015
• UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE!!!!!! #UFC189 Sun Jul 12 04:35:55 +0000 2015
• Yep. Conor can’t westle. #UFC189 Sun Jul 12 04:34:43 +0000 2015
• Those WERE illegal elbows #UFC189 Sun Jul 12 04:33:42 +0000 2015
• How to score that first round? #UFC189 Sun Jul 12 04:30:31 +0000 2015
• Jeebus Cripes, I can;t sit still #UFC189 Sun Jul 12 04:29:45 +0000 2015
• RT @GiancarloMattei: My dad hates UFC and never wants to watch it, but guess whose in my room asking if the Irish guy fought yet? #UFC189 Sun Jul 12 04:24:03 +0000 2015
• RT @HurkaDoesSports: There is no way this fight goes five rounds. No way. #UFC189 Sun Jul 12 04:23:56 +0000 2015
• Love that the hometown boy is being booed #UFC189 Sun Jul 12 04:23:42 +0000 2015
• Why is Conan O’Brien fighting Chad Mendes? #UFC189 Sun Jul 12 04:23:10 +0000 2015
• Hope no one slips on Rory MacDonald’s nose #UFC189 Sun Jul 12 04:22:04 +0000 2015
• An EIGHT INCH REACH ADVANTAGE? Whaaaa? #UFC189 Sun Jul 12 04:21:18 +0000 2015
• Something tells me this will all be over in under 2 minutes #UFC189 Sun Jul 12 04:20:25 +0000 2015
• I was neutral on Chad Mendes. But this lame-ass country music has convinced me that I don’t like him. #UFC189 Sun Jul 12 04:19:36 +0000 2015
• RT @DaBean628: And Mayweather comes out with Justin Bieber #pussy #UFC189 Sun Jul 12 04:18:56 +0000 2015
• Not the same without Notorious BIG’s “Hypnotize”. Shame, Conor, shame. #UFC189 Sun Jul 12 04:18:32 +0000 2015
• RT @TheRealAdil: I thought Dana hated the elaborate entrances. Shame everyone can’t be Dana’s man crush. #UFC189 Sun Jul 12 04:17:01 +0000 2015
• You know, @TheNotoriousMMA always reminds me of Jared Harris. No one else see it? http://t.co/5Tkhk25aLh #UFC189 Sun Jul 12 04:16:37 +0000 2015
• I’m digging the spectacle of the walkout. But why wasn’t Mayhem Miller allowed to do his Japanese schoolgirl routine? #UFC189 Sun Jul 12 04:15:08 +0000 2015
• Waiting for Sinead to tear up a photo of the pope #UFC189 Sun Jul 12 04:14:15 +0000 2015
• This should be a tag-team match. McGregor & Sinead OConnor vs Mendes & Faber #UFC189 Sun Jul 12 04:13:15 +0000 2015
• @techcyclists like I said…. geek Sun Jul 12 04:12:41 +0000 2015
• I like spectacle, so I’m pulling for @TheNotoriousMMA But to be honest, I think Mendes will win this in dramatic fashion #hopenot #UFC189 Sun Jul 12 04:11:56 +0000 2015
• Why does Chad Mendes keep clapping his hands? It’s annoying. #UFC189 Sun Jul 12 04:10:21 +0000 2015
• @techcyclists geek Sun Jul 12 04:08:22 +0000 2015
• Twice in one week, ATT pulls a victory out at the last minute #UFC189 Sun Jul 12 04:02:06 +0000 2015
• Sucks for Rory. #UFC189 Sun Jul 12 04:01:35 +0000 2015
• WTF happened there? #UFC189 Sun Jul 12 04:00:11 +0000 2015
• Gawd, those Reebok warmup suits make the fighters look like they’re off to pilates class #UFC189 Sun Jul 12 03:44:40 +0000 2015
• You know, the Reebok overkill in the #UFC189 production makes me LESS inclined to buy their crap Sun Jul 12 03:43:53 +0000 2015
• Robbie Lawler’s head is HUGE #UFC189 Sun Jul 12 03:39:55 +0000 2015
• After all these barnburners, that first round was boooooring #UFC189 Sun Jul 12 03:39:32 +0000 2015
• These guys actually look smaller than the Benavidez-Stephens fight #UFC189 Sun Jul 12 03:36:06 +0000 2015
• Red king? I miss the Water Boy #UFC189 Sun Jul 12 03:33:30 +0000 2015
• @DavidBilbert they should drink 3 litres of water then fight. It would be a bladder match. Sun Jul 12 03:30:21 +0000 2015
• @DavidBilbert sigh. Girls. Sun Jul 12 02:53:50 +0000 2015
• #UFC189 production looks more like NFL. I don’t like it. I miss the individualistic grit. Sun Jul 12 02:50:05 +0000 2015
• Am I crazy, or does Conor McGregor actually seem a little nervous? Self doubt might be setting in #ufc189 Sun Jul 12 02:47:52 +0000 2015
• Gunnar Nelson proves that Vulcans can fight #UFC189 Sun Jul 12 02:45:39 +0000 2015
• I think they named the wrong guy “one punch” #ufc189 Sun Jul 12 02:23:59 +0000 2015
• Gawd, these Reebok uniforms are hideous #ufc189 Sun Jul 12 02:14:48 +0000 2015
• @VIA_Rail hi do you have a lost and found? I left my Fitbit on train 40 earlier today Sun Jul 12 00:16:51 +0000 2015
• These Reebok uniforms look…. not right #ufc189 Sat Jul 11 23:58:30 +0000 2015
• Is Smolka 12 years old? #ufc189 Sat Jul 11 23:57:27 +0000 2015
• Cripes. The kid in front of me on the train keeps farting. Jeez, people suck. #fb Sat Jul 11 17:54:51 +0000 2015
• Why do all pre teens sound mentally impaired? #fb Sat Jul 11 14:01:47 +0000 2015
• Just got charged $20 on the train because my bag is 10 lbs too heavy. I’m pretty sure the train weighs more than 10 lbs. #fb Sat Jul 11 13:59:08 +0000 2015
• Does Die Antwoord ever stop being interesting? https://t.co/2vbQJEeu1A Sat Jul 11 10:52:20 +0000 2015
• http://t.co/Nq3zBMIDzK Sat Jul 11 03:53:32 +0000 2015
• As one who prefers motorized two wheeled vehicles, I want this…. http://t.co/QEl6lVBmcL Fri Jul 10 21:57:56 +0000 2015
• uhhhhh http://t.co/Ql8TNcD7Sh Fri Jul 10 21:54:36 +0000 2015
• Beef stew at Future bakery #blogtolicious http://t.co/9EOXNsew6k Fri Jul 10 21:24:20 +0000 2015
• NO http://t.co/Mj4uWhxya6 Fri Jul 10 21:19:48 +0000 2015
• @DavidBilbert you have kids running the place Fri Jul 10 20:39:52 +0000 2015
• People gathered to watch the PanAm torch passed in Toronto. There were more people lined up to buy a hot dog. http://t.co/KMsXupls2L Fri Jul 10 20:19:56 +0000 2015
• Ontario based research proposal writer job http://t.co/3jMBNEoNtj Fri Jul 10 20:16:04 +0000 2015
• So @uOttawa is now banning kids on campus? https://t.co/1rzBVdfIVC Fri Jul 10 20:07:46 +0000 2015
• @leleinah that’s sooooo oblate Fri Jul 10 20:01:06 +0000 2015
• @leleinah it’s more of a cardioid oval Fri Jul 10 17:21:28 +0000 2015
• Higher Education ‘Is Failing Students And Employers’ http://t.co/YB8WdHqxl6 Fri Jul 10 15:49:00 +0000 2015
• USask appoints new President… whose father was my Physics prof almost 30 years ago. http://t.co/ITh7POMIHZ Fri Jul 10 15:48:20 +0000 2015
• Ah the morning joys of a high fibre diet. Suddenly I don’t feel so fat anymore! #magic #fb Fri Jul 10 15:36:14 +0000 2015
• RIP Omar Sharif. #fb Fri Jul 10 15:33:33 +0000 2015
• http://t.co/9pdfmV4gii Fri Jul 10 13:31:52 +0000 2015
• David Rockeller turned 100 last month. Is he the only centenarian billionaire? #fb Fri Jul 10 13:09:43 +0000 2015
• The “Invisible Woman Slam” at Dennys on Dundas St #blogtolicious http://t.co/tQlT0ImiFI Fri Jul 10 12:53:55 +0000 2015
• “Thing sauce” at the Dennys on Dundas St #blogtolicious http://t.co/AQ43pq0Cgk Fri Jul 10 12:53:28 +0000 2015
• Crab cakes at Bodega on Baldwin St #blogtolicious http://t.co/aID0SChYO1 Fri Jul 10 12:51:39 +0000 2015
• Fillet of something at Bodega on Baldwin Street #blogtolicious http://t.co/k5Zjqw29HX Fri Jul 10 12:50:51 +0000 2015
• White chocolate creme brulee at Bodega on Baldwin street #blogtolicious http://t.co/eLgted95CA Fri Jul 10 12:50:19 +0000 2015
• I woke up fat. Hate when that happens. Fri Jul 10 12:33:25 +0000 2015
• Trickle down economics http://t.co/9eFcsjZaVj Fri Jul 10 02:59:44 +0000 2015
• So this is why Canada Post keeps losing my parcels…. http://t.co/CPMSursPTb Fri Jul 10 02:44:09 +0000 2015
• Remembering Bruce Mackey, a fantastic teacher, mentor and inspiration back in my Earl Grey days http://t.co/M8VlFOwU5E Fri Jul 10 02:18:48 +0000 2015
• First rule of vegan club… Always talk about how you’re a member of vegan club http://t.co/rc4VcVF7eY Fri Jul 10 02:12:02 +0000 2015
• Everytime I think about moving back to Toronto, I remember the ttc and get snapped back to reality. #fb Thu Jul 09 17:06:32 +0000 2015
• On a ttc streetcar. Do people with head injuries ride for free? It sure seems that way. #fb Thu Jul 09 16:53:27 +0000 2015
• Coxwell that ends well #fb Thu Jul 09 16:44:50 +0000 2015
• “There are two kinds of people. There are those who have lots of casual sex with strangers. And then there are jealous people.” #fb Thu Jul 09 14:31:47 +0000 2015
• Don’t have babies after 35… but also not before 34. https://t.co/RmUrwb2jtu Thu Jul 09 13:36:42 +0000 2015
• Replace Crohn’s disease with “large greasy breakfast” http://t.co/wSJLYf64Th Thu Jul 09 13:27:26 +0000 2015
• UOIT to get big cash infusion for expansion. Hmm. http://t.co/pbYtfuDSJ5 Thu Jul 09 12:27:23 +0000 2015
• For those following the case, Denis Rancourt loses his appeal http://t.co/dSXbMBIcEL Thu Jul 09 12:26:02 +0000 2015
• “Greece is home to the ancient philosophers. And like all philosophy majors, they’re broke as shit.” -Hannibal Buress #fb Thu Jul 09 05:44:15 +0000 2015
• The mo you know http://t.co/58nUQ3pcIx Thu Jul 09 04:25:21 +0000 2015
• 26 years later, I finally find out who the girl in hot shorts was in Young MC’s “Bust A Move”… Cindyana Santangelo http://t.co/qkyXq4hogF Thu Jul 09 04:12:15 +0000 2015
• Twenty-six years ago, this was my favourite hip hop song https://t.co/PR1f5dXiT3 Thu Jul 09 04:01:52 +0000 2015
• @nrodovsky *blush* Thu Jul 09 03:38:41 +0000 2015
• @nrodovsky it looks murderously good Thu Jul 09 03:36:12 +0000 2015
• Don’t the executed void their bowels at the moment of death? Maybe we shouldn’t be feeding them this much? http://t.co/gnopNFxVoD Thu Jul 09 03:35:56 +0000 2015
• Zod damn it! Ted Bundy’s last meal is like one of my breakfasts! http://t.co/ujekqV3XPI Thu Jul 09 03:33:42 +0000 2015
• Colour me skeptical http://t.co/nDZRKlpDIH Thu Jul 09 03:31:36 +0000 2015
• Animated GIf of the day https://t.co/VU5WKu6z0E #fb Thu Jul 09 03:28:59 +0000 2015
• Thousands of Monkeys are Being Sacrificed in the War on Terror http://t.co/k5TxC8yxzA Thu Jul 09 02:28:51 +0000 2015
• Wow. Sinead O’Connor will sing @TheNotoriousMMA into the cage on Saturday http://t.co/gjk5MJA05g #UFC189 Thu Jul 09 02:27:18 +0000 2015
• hmm http://t.co/jSrvZNYj8v Thu Jul 09 02:06:48 +0000 2015
• I bet you never noticed before….. http://t.co/wSpJyXfm38 Thu Jul 09 01:52:51 +0000 2015
• @hjyan I don’t know what’s going on, but I bet it rhymes with forruption Thu Jul 09 01:52:31 +0000 2015
• Check out this open letter from the professor’s union re: the salary increases for our vice presidents. Holy crap. http://t.co/3j6YaWgSlL Thu Jul 09 01:35:23 +0000 2015
• @GTAmissions1 as I have discovered… no thanks to the drivers! Wed Jul 08 16:29:53 +0000 2015
• So nice being able to stay online while on the Toronto subway. Progress! #fb Wed Jul 08 15:55:53 +0000 2015
• Toronto, mother truckers #fb Wed Jul 08 15:31:37 +0000 2015
• @DavidBilbert giblert. Heh heh. https://t.co/EcQDunWvxf Wed Jul 08 12:32:19 +0000 2015
• Back on Via Rail, business class to Toronto. They keep bringing me coffee and shortbread cookies. Life is good. Wed Jul 08 11:52:19 +0000 2015
• Asked 3 different octranspo bus drivers, “which bus goes to the train station?” got 3 different answers, none were correct. #fb Wed Jul 08 11:05:54 +0000 2015
• @dkaykay11 I’m getting old, Kachur. Getting old. Wed Jul 08 09:59:33 +0000 2015
• Breastfeeding, Homeopathy, and Astrology: http://t.co/Wj5vYroBOM via @YouTube Wed Jul 08 05:20:05 +0000 2015
• http://t.co/2h3HHOsgHo http://t.co/eBtKoPCMlg Wed Jul 08 05:06:32 +0000 2015
• @PinkRealtor you mean written in menstrual blood? Tue Jul 07 15:52:38 +0000 2015
• Breastfeeding, Homeopathy, and Astrology — part 2 of my interview with Patrick Saunders Hastings http://t.co/lKDxJzeLOr Tue Jul 07 15:38:11 +0000 2015
• @DavidBilbert http://t.co/PCMRcUkyOa Tue Jul 07 13:13:57 +0000 2015
• An image of Playdough’s Repubdicks. Heh heh. http://t.co/yuAQeazT8g Tue Jul 07 13:02:38 +0000 2015
• @DavidBilbert That’s why I live the lush life of a resident of a 600 square foot apartment Tue Jul 07 13:02:02 +0000 2015
• “in the past 30 years the two industries with the most excessive increases in prices are health care and higher education.” Tue Jul 07 12:52:37 +0000 2015
• Just realized the brand of sausages I’m eating… Johnsonville. Heh heh. #fb Tue Jul 07 12:34:47 +0000 2015
• College is a con http://t.co/MPH6Y7GHI5 Tue Jul 07 12:23:29 +0000 2015
• @RedParrots https://t.co/5q6sUBJXdg Tue Jul 07 12:03:09 +0000 2015
• Animated GIF of the day http://t.co/rcVw7s0cbd Tue Jul 07 02:09:52 +0000 2015
• Maybe @realDonaldTrump should stay off of Twitter… but I really hope he doesn’t! http://t.co/GN509340SY #fb Mon Jul 06 23:18:41 +0000 2015
• This is one way to stay in the headlines. Is Sarah Palin drunk? http://t.co/Wom9jq2SSZ Mon Jul 06 18:57:29 +0000 2015
• RT @margo94: Our national treasure & unsung hero #RoccoGalati he fights 4 us every day without enough compensation or recognition https://t… Mon Jul 06 18:37:35 +0000 2015
• I fear we are at the stage where only private citizens can clean up the mess made a kakistocratic Conservative govt http://t.co/19r87LDPKc Mon Jul 06 18:36:29 +0000 2015
• Rocco Galati might just be a hero. Meanwhile, Minister Chris Alexander doubles down on his asshole credentials http://t.co/5tKcobibqg Mon Jul 06 17:25:28 +0000 2015
• “Shyster is German for one who defecates.” #fb Mon Jul 06 17:00:49 +0000 2015
• Conservative party has “gone to Hell” http://t.co/OtieWpObmL Mon Jul 06 16:57:30 +0000 2015
• I have faith this will fall apart upon its first supreme court challenge https://t.co/iaZljvvqhi Mon Jul 06 16:30:14 +0000 2015
• Median ages around the world http://t.co/p4IAbqTYh6 Mon Jul 06 12:31:23 +0000 2015
• This is freakin’ hilarious https://t.co/Tx2kmr2wIW Mon Jul 06 05:28:24 +0000 2015
• Recent Facebook Profile Pics http://t.co/dBJcQdWS85 http://t.co/6rInrlKja4 Sun Jul 05 22:01:19 +0000 2015
• Bare-Knuckle Kung Fu Contest in New York City’s Chinatown, 1891 http://t.co/ptIYu78mIN Sun Jul 05 18:18:17 +0000 2015
• The Fattening http://t.co/zcyly6kDO7 Sun Jul 05 15:57:03 +0000 2015
• Pluto probe goes into safe mode. Hmmmm…. http://t.co/GG66Du1kH2 #aliens Sun Jul 05 15:41:40 +0000 2015
• Remembering Electro Woman and Dyna Girl… two somewhat unathletic looking superheroes. http://t.co/B9cFOjXyg6 Sat Jul 04 18:30:38 +0000 2015
• Okay WTF is going on here? http://t.co/aGI1T8v1sK Sat Jul 04 12:59:07 +0000 2015
• Missed the 70th anniversary of VE Day in UK. Looks pretty cool. http://t.co/cT966oEGOd Sat Jul 04 12:45:27 +0000 2015
• Just had a massage in my own condo, now grilling burgers on the roof. This is how you spend a Friday afternoon in July. #fb Fri Jul 03 17:44:58 +0000 2015
• Just got a LinkedIn request from “Somlarb Tosomparb”, which is either a Thai name or sound of someone speaking Swedish with his mouth full. Fri Jul 03 15:24:05 +0000 2015
• Dear shop dude: if you’re going to be upset that I’m only buying bus tickets and not your other crap, maybe you shouldn’t sell bus tickets. Fri Jul 03 15:03:59 +0000 2015
• No. A “mandate” is not a gay encounter! #fb Thu Jul 02 22:15:59 +0000 2015
• Interested in that new California law that mandates childhood vaccination? Listen to my interview with Patrick S-H… http://t.co/O2sQOn187g Thu Jul 02 22:01:59 +0000 2015
• California Makes Vaccination Mandatory — Part 1 of my interview with Patrick… http://t.co/O2sQOniIYO http://t.co/WI5VJXWmSY Thu Jul 02 21:47:52 +0000 2015
• Um… uh oh. Let’s see how they talk their way out of this…. http://t.co/HQ7hXo2HWH Thu Jul 02 15:27:23 +0000 2015