Twitter Tweets from 9-1-15 to 9-30-15


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Archived Twitter tweets from 2015-09-01 to 2015-09-30, courtesy of the Twime Machine:

  • @RedParrots oh this isn’t about the environment. He enjoys the taste of panda flesh. Wed Sep 30 23:53:23 +0000 2015
  • “Come here, asshat. Let me slap that arrogant look off your face.” http://t.co/ixATwHVzXH Wed Sep 30 23:48:41 +0000 2015
  • Conservative director kicked out for racist comments against First Nations, Mrs. Universe http://t.co/gtkKm4fVsc Wed Sep 30 21:08:44 +0000 2015
  • Canadian immigration officials racially and culturally biased? I’m shocked! Shocked, I say! http://t.co/oAHyDL90zY #sarcasm Wed Sep 30 20:54:34 +0000 2015
  • Undergrad makes appointment to discuss career & no-shows. When he requests a letter of recommendation, I will know exactly what to write. Wed Sep 30 20:34:09 +0000 2015
  • How can Leona Aglukkaq support her party’s anti-First Nations actions and attitudes? Shameful. Wed Sep 30 19:12:37 +0000 2015
  • Anyone been to Parliament Hill today? I hear there be cows there. #fb Wed Sep 30 19:06:52 +0000 2015
  • Latest poll shows dead heat #ElectionsCanada http://t.co/qKjxylTqtV Wed Sep 30 19:03:00 +0000 2015
  • hss2381 – bivariate analysis part 2: http://t.co/BDQmVjl4MA via @YouTube Wed Sep 30 18:41:19 +0000 2015
  • RT @brittharr2: #Dogulus doing his best tricks this morning… @AwwwCuteAnimals @BabyAnimalVine http://t.co/7vYJGRiFu7 Wed Sep 30 16:06:43 +0000 2015
  • Were you a T.A. at Carleton U? Good news….http://t.co/8DDnd54ULJ Wed Sep 30 14:58:42 +0000 2015
  • The modern conservative http://t.co/yBbjgYAhDk Wed Sep 30 14:45:20 +0000 2015
  • Conservatives and liberals have profoundly different moral views about what constitutes a just economy and society http://t.co/vlaveYeyF1 Wed Sep 30 14:41:37 +0000 2015
  • Dear medical students, go into ophthalmology: http://t.co/7Ix99vE411 Wed Sep 30 14:29:58 +0000 2015
  • Conservatives opposed to the niqab AND hijab, so clearly this is not about concealing identity, but plain ol’ racism http://t.co/24HJEfNoHa Wed Sep 30 07:29:35 +0000 2015
  • “It makes no sense to pay whities to stay home while we bring in brown people to work in these jobs.” -Conservative MP John Williamson Wed Sep 30 06:58:42 +0000 2015
  • So sad reading my Facebook feed to see so many supposedly educated people falling for Harper’s divisive nonsense.We’re doomed. Wed Sep 30 06:55:14 +0000 2015
  • Remember this? Conservative MP Lawrence Toet sent this out to people in his riding #asshat http://t.co/qGDmMWBYgS Wed Sep 30 06:53:03 +0000 2015
  • This is the only context in which I can tolerate looking at his pukey face http://t.co/ALDawICIM0 Wed Sep 30 06:50:39 +0000 2015
  • “I Am Quitting the Conservatives Because of Stephen Harper’s Politics” http://t.co/8BFDAIGsMj Wed Sep 30 00:12:31 +0000 2015
  • Hey… the Delorean was destroyed in the third movie! https://t.co/iM7rel93o0 Tue Sep 29 23:58:11 +0000 2015
  • Free webinar: preparing for a career in Epidemiology http://t.co/89b3oLeNB8 Tue Sep 29 23:53:57 +0000 2015
  • Separated at Birth, part 91 http://t.co/UzNGn9NBZr http://t.co/gT6JhWiUWE Tue Sep 29 23:31:27 +0000 2015
  • Oh crap. Am I a Liberal? http://t.co/E3Z3A2Es3O http://t.co/hmHcmd1NTk Tue Sep 29 23:24:27 +0000 2015
  • Not surprisingly, the foreign policy debate had very little effect on the polls #MunkDebate http://t.co/vTiFSckBHQ Tue Sep 29 23:16:56 +0000 2015
  • @DavidBilbert she was scanning me for explosives. Little did she know, I was close to exploding Tue Sep 29 21:13:47 +0000 2015
  • I’m eating @uOttawa branded chocolate mints. Bet you didn’t know we had those, huh? #fb Tue Sep 29 21:01:53 +0000 2015
  • Random strangers never stop me for directions on campus. Of course it had to happen today… just as I’m rushing desperately to the bathroom Tue Sep 29 20:59:41 +0000 2015
  • Hey, tax lawyers and accountants, if one were to hold a raffle, is revenue garnered from the raffle (as opposed to raffle winnings) taxable? Tue Sep 29 19:33:10 +0000 2015
  • Imagine if education followed the medical fee-for-service model: paid for every test marked, every student taught, every question answered. Tue Sep 29 17:29:20 +0000 2015
  • the lesson isn’t that @uOttawa profs are paid too much, it’s that UOttawa needs to diversify its income sources http://t.co/Rnz3FD9DVL Tue Sep 29 17:07:13 +0000 2015
  • So @uOttawa releases its financial report. Seems graphics were selected to argue for reducing professor salaries http://t.co/2DaBuxZXV7 Tue Sep 29 15:44:18 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/UbPOAzD8uM Tue Sep 29 14:35:05 +0000 2015
  • Hate when this happens http://t.co/y201xno7iB Tue Sep 29 14:08:25 +0000 2015
  • Watching “Minority Report” TV show. Spielberg should stop making sci-fi TV. Too many cliches and kids. #fb Tue Sep 29 12:51:15 +0000 2015
  • Doing morning yoga, reflecting on how incredibly tight my hips are. But, you know, at least they don’t lie. Tue Sep 29 12:29:44 +0000 2015
  • As I struggled to get out of bed this morning, one thought kept pestering me: if I press the snooze on my alarm, do I truly lose? Tue Sep 29 11:48:16 +0000 2015
  • If you want to know why so many of us are sick of PM Harper’s “government”, here’s a succinct read: http://t.co/FSspcp8jdT Tue Sep 29 04:45:19 +0000 2015
  • For those extra intimate bathroom visits http://t.co/pTn0p5iuQf Tue Sep 29 03:51:41 +0000 2015
  • “Let’s move on to cars, the smartest characters in the Fast & Furious movies.” -Jon Oliver #fb Tue Sep 29 03:01:44 +0000 2015
  • Yes, there is water on the surface of Mars http://t.co/6Z0AakZ80x Tue Sep 29 02:52:56 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/W6oPgN4Oxq Tue Sep 29 02:44:59 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/ykT03gpNI6 Tue Sep 29 02:44:01 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/Bmlt98d1Vc Tue Sep 29 02:43:11 +0000 2015
  • RT @OpAnonDown: We can see why they didn’t want @ElizabethMay at #MunkDebate. She’s the only one who doesn’t want leaky Tar Sand pipelines … Tue Sep 29 01:47:29 +0000 2015
  • RT @AntoniaZ: LAME! What about human rights? Our sale of the Wheat Board? Saudi Arabia? CIDA? What about our one-sided support of Israel? #… Tue Sep 29 01:46:58 +0000 2015
  • @DavidBilbert they could have got me for free! Tue Sep 29 00:54:40 +0000 2015
  • Wow! They got Mr Peanut to give post-debate commentary! #MunkDebate http://t.co/5GZgupygiq Tue Sep 29 00:52:24 +0000 2015
  • Final thoughts: Harper held his own. Trudeau had big gains. Mulcair accomplished little. #MunkDebate Tue Sep 29 00:50:05 +0000 2015
  • Check out Harper’s record on employment. Dismal. #MunkDebate http://t.co/CM77XivqbM Tue Sep 29 00:49:08 +0000 2015
  • @DavidBilbert bah Tue Sep 29 00:48:22 +0000 2015
  • @DavidBilbert must I do ALL your research for you? Tue Sep 29 00:47:15 +0000 2015
  • While we’re at it, Harper was crap at wealth generation, as well #MunkDebate http://t.co/SNLDhpTV1H Tue Sep 29 00:46:39 +0000 2015
  • Trudeau was right about Harper’s crappy export growth record (see image) #MunkDebate http://t.co/S0eYDOhnM9 Tue Sep 29 00:45:31 +0000 2015
  • Mulcair… that was a low blow. Not good. #MunkDebate Tue Sep 29 00:42:32 +0000 2015
  • I’d like to know what these three think a “good job” entails #MunkDebate Tue Sep 29 00:41:10 +0000 2015
  • @marcbertrand just pretend you’re watching anime Tue Sep 29 00:38:48 +0000 2015
  • RT @dgardner: Booing from the audience? This is Canada. Shut up and be polite or we’ll take away your citizenship. #MunkDebate Tue Sep 29 00:36:20 +0000 2015
  • RT @rolandparis: Harper is recasting his failure on Keystone as “standing up for our interests.” Puzzling. Tue Sep 29 00:36:09 +0000 2015
  • RT @rolandparis: This is a real debate. Far better than the previous ones, which gave me a headache and left me feeling dumber. #MunkDebate Tue Sep 29 00:35:59 +0000 2015
  • “It turns out that Bob Rae was a Liberal.” Buuuuurrrrrn! #MunkDebate Tue Sep 29 00:33:20 +0000 2015
  • 59 per cent of Canadians disagree that the Harper government is ‘doing a good job in protecting Canada’s environment’ #ipsosreid #MunkDebate Tue Sep 29 00:32:20 +0000 2015
  • Anonymous releases hacked CSIS document http://t.co/ohLa9Brc0L Tue Sep 29 00:30:11 +0000 2015
  • Greenhouse gas and Canadian GDP over Harper years #MunkDebate http://t.co/3j5fPN5O4d Tue Sep 29 00:29:29 +0000 2015
  • Reduction in greenhouse gases under Harper only happened in 2008-9 when economy shrunk. Had nothing to do with CPC policies. #MunkDebate Tue Sep 29 00:27:47 +0000 2015
  • RT @thomasmlpardo: That’s not true @pmharper greenhouse gas emissions have gone up with you in office! Check stats Canada! #MunkDebate Tue Sep 29 00:26:32 +0000 2015
  • Harper attempts to position himself as an environmentalist. Oh sweet Zod, what planet am I on? #MunkDebate Tue Sep 29 00:25:38 +0000 2015
  • It’s true: environment and economy go hand in hand. But that message cost Stephan Dion a career and an election. Not wise. #MunkDebate Tue Sep 29 00:24:31 +0000 2015
  • Please camera, don’t make me look directly at Harper. The Eye of Sauron peers into my soul. It burns! It burns! #MunkDebate Tue Sep 29 00:23:48 +0000 2015
  • @DavidBilbert fucking frustrating hearing the Dark Lord tell lies, and our hapless heroes fluttering about with no direction Tue Sep 29 00:22:48 +0000 2015
  • @DavidBilbert oh I know: foreign policy has no effect on voting Tue Sep 29 00:21:05 +0000 2015
  • Trudeau: Harper makes Israel a domestic issue. Nice. #MunkDebate Tue Sep 29 00:20:45 +0000 2015
  • @ShenizJ on the plus side, foreign policy debates rarely make a difference in the polls Tue Sep 29 00:20:03 +0000 2015
  • Well, I’m settling in for another 4 years of miserable assholish Conservative rule. Darth Harper was the best performer tonight #MunkDebate Tue Sep 29 00:19:17 +0000 2015
  • RT @adj_xox: @Justin_Ling But kinda scary that #Harper only gets animated talking about oil… #MunkDebate Tue Sep 29 00:15:23 +0000 2015
  • If this were an American debate, at this point we’d be seeking commentary from an entertainer or athlete #MunkDebate Tue Sep 29 00:15:05 +0000 2015
  • “I have friends who…” The weakest argument. Darth Harper, anecdote is not data #MunkDebate Tue Sep 29 00:13:17 +0000 2015
  • Liar liar. US State Department says the Keystone jobs are FEW and of POOR QUALITY. #MunkDebate Tue Sep 29 00:10:54 +0000 2015
  • These are actually pretty good debate questions. Foreign policy is what #MunkDebate does well Tue Sep 29 00:09:58 +0000 2015
  • RT @Jackstar009: Harper basically says it’s Obama not me. No one believes him. Obama thinks Harper sucks and he’s right. #MunkDebate Tue Sep 29 00:09:25 +0000 2015
  • Obama i watching this from the White House, saying, “Bitch, don’t you use my name!” #MunkDebate Tue Sep 29 00:08:50 +0000 2015
  • Mulcair can only score against Trudeau. Dude, eye on the prize! Darth Harper’s on your right. Listen for the heavy breathing! #MunkDebate Tue Sep 29 00:06:19 +0000 2015
  • What would I do about Vladimir Putin? Promote @sseagalofficial and let him deal with it! #MunkDebate Tue Sep 29 00:04:38 +0000 2015
  • Harper is going to win the Putin argument. Just make it quick. #MunkDebate Tue Sep 29 00:04:06 +0000 2015
  • Harper cites tokenism as evidence of progress. Wow. I’m just…. wow. #MunkDebate Tue Sep 29 00:00:34 +0000 2015
  • Northerners have responded positively to the CPC agenda? This is news to me. #MunkDebate Tue Sep 29 00:00:10 +0000 2015
  • My score so far…. Trudeau will make the most news tomorrow. But Darth Harper holds his own. Not NDP making headway here so far #MunkDebate Mon Sep 28 23:59:02 +0000 2015
  • “Big sled, no dogs.” Nice! I guess the big sled is his slippery toupee. #MunkDebate Mon Sep 28 23:58:00 +0000 2015
  • RT @stardustnf: Worth retweeting every day until the election. Every Canadian needs to read this list. #elxn42 #cdnpoli https://t.co/Kg9jmA… Mon Sep 28 23:56:31 +0000 2015
  • “Concentrate on things that unite people”… yeah, like hatred of foreigners and Muslims. What an asshat. #MunkDebate Mon Sep 28 23:55:13 +0000 2015
  • @ShenizJ most definitely intentional Mon Sep 28 23:52:47 +0000 2015
  • Yeah, Harper did good with maternal health. Bush did good with HIV/AIDS. But they’re both still fuckers. #MunkDebate Mon Sep 28 23:52:22 +0000 2015
  • Based on the applause, I fear there’s a healthy proportion of voters who support the hateful, draconian intent of bill C-24 #MunkDebate #sad Mon Sep 28 23:51:20 +0000 2015
  • Cripes, Harper just makes me vomit. The man disgusts me to the core. #MunkDebate Mon Sep 28 23:50:02 +0000 2015
  • NO we should never revoke the citizenship of ANYONE. If you commit a crime let criminal justice system of the nation do its job #MunkDebate Mon Sep 28 23:49:33 +0000 2015
  • Harper on C-24…. this will be interesting…. #MunkDebate Mon Sep 28 23:48:40 +0000 2015
  • Cripes, Harper is winning this debate, only because the other two shmos keep ignoring him! #MunkDebate Mon Sep 28 23:47:54 +0000 2015
  • RT @Inklinggem: #MunkDebate jeez guys, make Harper work! Mon Sep 28 23:47:25 +0000 2015
  • Okay, I care about bill C-51, but now we’re into he said/she said zone. Move on. #MunkDebate Mon Sep 28 23:47:18 +0000 2015
  • Oh, anime lady is back translating. Sweeeeet. #MunkDebate Mon Sep 28 23:46:02 +0000 2015
  • @DavidBilbert DM = dick media Mon Sep 28 23:45:49 +0000 2015
  • @DavidBilbert where did you get my dick pic? Mon Sep 28 23:44:32 +0000 2015
  • No, sir. CSIS is far more of a threat to our daily lives than ISIS is. Cute, though. #MunkDebate Mon Sep 28 23:44:04 +0000 2015
  • Shit, Mulcair, C-51 *is* a path toward a police state! Call it like it is! #MunkDebate Mon Sep 28 23:43:25 +0000 2015
  • Why do I keep seeing Harper dressed in a Darth Vader outfit? #MunkDebate Mon Sep 28 23:43:04 +0000 2015
  • “I’m not afraid of Stephen Harper”. Heh heh. Nice. #MunkDebate Mon Sep 28 23:42:20 +0000 2015
  • Damn. Reports of @JustinTrudeau ‘s demise were premature. #MunkDebate Mon Sep 28 23:41:27 +0000 2015
  • @DavidBilbert http://t.co/SacTQXULKS Mon Sep 28 23:40:12 +0000 2015
  • Look, Trudeau and Mulcair…. leave each other alone and focus on the asshat in the middle! #MunkDebate Mon Sep 28 23:39:27 +0000 2015
  • Damn. I miss Pierre Trudeau. Justin is not his daddy. But I’m going to pretend for a few minutes. #MunkDebate Mon Sep 28 23:38:53 +0000 2015
  • Justin scores big points by finally talking about Daddy. #MunkDebate Mon Sep 28 23:37:53 +0000 2015
  • Yeah! C-51 is a barbaric, historic piece of shit #MunkDebate Mon Sep 28 23:37:30 +0000 2015
  • Please please please someone bring up bill C-24 and what it means for citizenship and our relationships with other countries #MunkDebate Mon Sep 28 23:36:41 +0000 2015
  • Justin, you voted for C-51. I think you should just back away slowly. #MunkDebate Mon Sep 28 23:35:34 +0000 2015
  • Is the first time the concept of climate refugees has entered a mainstream political debate in North America? #MunkDebate Mon Sep 28 23:35:05 +0000 2015
  • The female CPAC translator has the most…. amazing… voice. I feel like I’m watching anime. #MunkDebate Mon Sep 28 23:33:14 +0000 2015
  • I like it when @JustinTrudeau invokes the holy name of his father, P.E.T. That’s his blue chip. He should do it more often. #MunkDebate Mon Sep 28 23:32:49 +0000 2015
  • Harper delivering half truths (at best), but they are well phrased lies. I think he is winning votes… from the stupid. #MunkDebate Mon Sep 28 23:32:11 +0000 2015
  • Mulcair makes a nuanced argument about motivations for refugee care…. perhaps too nuanced for this blunt style of debate. #MunkDebate Mon Sep 28 23:30:36 +0000 2015
  • I wonder how many Canadians actually know the story of the komagata maru? #MunkDebate Mon Sep 28 23:29:28 +0000 2015
  • Majority of refugees settled in Harper years were privately sponsored; government can’t take credit for those #MunkDebate Mon Sep 28 23:28:38 +0000 2015
  • It’s impossible to apply to come to Canada as a refugee in your own country, as you need to be in another country first #MunkDebate Mon Sep 28 23:26:47 +0000 2015
  • “Resettled refugees” only refers to refugees transferred from an asylum country to another country that has agreed to take them. #MunkDebate Mon Sep 28 23:26:01 +0000 2015
  • Sadly, a foreign policy debate does not move votes… except possibly toward Harper’s fear mongering. Because people suck. #MunkDebate Mon Sep 28 23:25:17 +0000 2015
  • I call bullshit on @pmharper ‘s claims about his record on refugees http://t.co/kAncqnHUhR #MunkDebate Mon Sep 28 23:24:01 +0000 2015
  • . @JustinTrudeau accurately predicts climate refugees. Interesting that #MunkDebate participants in another event once denied such a thing Mon Sep 28 23:22:32 +0000 2015
  • Whenever I watch @pmharper talk at me through the TV, I need therapy with a PTSD specialist and an anatomically correct doll #MunkDebate Mon Sep 28 23:21:30 +0000 2015
  • RT @MikeyJ_MMA: @danallan89 I hope one of the questions is: “Was Monk a good show?” That way #MunkDebate turns into #MonkDebate. Make this … Mon Sep 28 23:19:04 +0000 2015
  • I still don’t understand why Mulcair and Tribble-head can’t get slick tailored suits like Trudeau’s #MunkDebate Mon Sep 28 23:18:20 +0000 2015
  • @Roxanesballz ha! Mon Sep 28 23:17:31 +0000 2015
  • RT @PMLesterPearson: “This [peacekeeping] is something actually Canada started” – @JustinTrudeau. May or may not have been me #MunkDebate Mon Sep 28 23:17:18 +0000 2015
  • Hello. The ISIS war is not a NATO or UN mission. #MunkDebate Mon Sep 28 23:16:39 +0000 2015
  • RT @najvaamin: “Our mission is supported by our allies in the int’l community.” says #Harper. Aside from Israel, name 2 other allies, #PMSH… Mon Sep 28 23:15:56 +0000 2015
  • . @JustinTrudeau scores first: @pmharper hasn’t seen a war he didn’t like #MunkDebate Mon Sep 28 23:14:57 +0000 2015
  • Damn, Mr @JustinTrudeau has some sweet hair #MunkDebate Mon Sep 28 23:14:25 +0000 2015
  • RT @progright: “Let’s be clear” from Stephen Harper. Drink! #MunkDebate Mon Sep 28 23:13:38 +0000 2015
  • Whenever @pmharper says “let’s be clear” you just know what comes next is anything but clear #MunkDebate Mon Sep 28 23:13:06 +0000 2015
  • RT @ernestly: Dead eyes vs creepy eyes vs bright eyes… I can barely look at the screen #MunkDebate Mon Sep 28 23:12:11 +0000 2015
  • RT @kristynwongtam: Watch the #MunkDebate here. http://t.co/qYV3DjySa1 #cdnpoli Mon Sep 28 23:11:38 +0000 2015
  • I find it fascinating how the leaders are able to live tweet while they’re actually doing the debate #magic #MunkDebate Mon Sep 28 23:11:09 +0000 2015
  • @jonathoncomfort Yep, that works. Thanks! Mon Sep 28 23:08:33 +0000 2015
  • @munkdebate hmm, I’m not able to connect. Is the site down? Mon Sep 28 23:06:19 +0000 2015
  • Why can’t I connect to the #MunkDebate ?? Mon Sep 28 23:05:42 +0000 2015
  • Hmm, @pmharper looks almost presentable http://t.co/qY69Fb8Moy Mon Sep 28 23:01:25 +0000 2015
  • I would not object to a @JustinTrudeau victory. But, man, he needs to stop saying “uhh” https://t.co/4mJpZnAolB Mon Sep 28 22:58:46 +0000 2015
  • Told you. Psychology is a fake science 😉 http://t.co/2MujUorRPG Mon Sep 28 21:02:59 +0000 2015
  • What I learned today: pants were first invented by Bronze Age Eurasian horse-riders as a way to reduce…. chafing. Mon Sep 28 21:00:18 +0000 2015
  • Curiosity killed the cat https://t.co/SyaP2FnQcn Mon Sep 28 16:55:58 +0000 2015
  • I suspect the water on Mars is flowing from the magic butthole they found http://t.co/irc7PvzebX Mon Sep 28 16:45:19 +0000 2015
  • Canada’s military spending well below NATO target… and I’m 100% fine with this http://t.co/xexKrDqWCG Mon Sep 28 16:42:39 +0000 2015
  • Baby emu playing with a dog. This is why we have the interwebs. https://t.co/swZ37Jco6v Mon Sep 28 15:56:57 +0000 2015
  • This may sound weird, but I always enjoy the respectful and informative interactions I have with Revenue Canada people. They know their shit Mon Sep 28 15:39:51 +0000 2015
  • The word “massive” when used to describe something big or important bothers me. It just means “having mass”, after all, no? #GrammarNazi Mon Sep 28 15:16:06 +0000 2015
  • Interesting timing in light of tonight’s foreign policy debate… http://t.co/TA9W4Yeb9n Mon Sep 28 15:14:29 +0000 2015
  • You don’t need a Ph.D. http://t.co/RMfSaIGfG6 Mon Sep 28 14:34:34 +0000 2015
  • Examining a thesis defence via the university’s expensive video conferencing system. Google hangouts work MUCH better http://t.co/29Ra4AY2tb Mon Sep 28 13:51:50 +0000 2015
  • Epidemiologist position in Ottawa http://t.co/hFfulIqIGd Sun Sep 27 20:29:20 +0000 2015
  • In one image, why Canada’s electorate is so split. 35% succumb to irrational fear. http://t.co/AqQkwApev4 Sun Sep 27 15:01:24 +0000 2015
  • So Porter has “free” same day flight changes? Why then every time I try to change, they try to charge me $75? #fb Sun Sep 27 13:48:23 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/2ech3wZPRF Sun Sep 27 05:29:37 +0000 2015
  • “I see that you’re an Assistant Professor not a real professor. I guess that means you can’t supervise my thesis?” That is correct. Go away Sun Sep 27 00:52:43 +0000 2015
  • Sometimes the system just crashes http://t.co/wcCnB62m4x Sat Sep 26 22:09:59 +0000 2015
  • Holy shit http://t.co/6Ep5gLXLPZ Sat Sep 26 21:01:43 +0000 2015
  • I liked a @YouTube video from @deonandan http://t.co/NPGRiZa8GN Dogulus chases flies Sat Sep 26 20:41:26 +0000 2015
  • I liked a @YouTube video from @deonandan http://t.co/bH5EovL1ju Dogulus engaged in some quiet grooming Sat Sep 26 20:40:47 +0000 2015
  • I liked a @YouTube video from @deonandan http://t.co/rZiRbMTUXc Dogulus and his squeak toy Sat Sep 26 20:40:16 +0000 2015
  • I liked a @YouTube video from @deonandan http://t.co/Vx4P33urXG Once more, Dogulus tries to hide a bone Sat Sep 26 20:40:01 +0000 2015
  • hipster dog http://t.co/K4QRdRlZ6u Sat Sep 26 20:39:00 +0000 2015
  • Dogulus engaged in some quiet grooming: http://t.co/bH5EovL1ju via @YouTube Sat Sep 26 20:13:34 +0000 2015
  • Here’s a list of gender neutral pronouns. Would you use any of them? Or are we stuck with incorrect they/their/them? https://t.co/SkOTiZh6jQ Sat Sep 26 20:09:19 +0000 2015
  • I know a pretty rich white girl who DID bring a fake bomb to school & called in bomb threat. Nothing bad happened to her. Now she’s a lawyer Sat Sep 26 20:06:37 +0000 2015
  • @RedParrots even if he did cheat, he’s a kid. The issue is that he was arrested, not whether he’s actually a genius. Sat Sep 26 19:59:19 +0000 2015
  • @RedParrots http://t.co/DZGlXzvQV9 Sat Sep 26 19:54:56 +0000 2015
  • Really @billmaher ? Still making fun of a 14 year old child? So sad. Sat Sep 26 19:51:32 +0000 2015
  • Why are there all these dorky white guys who call themselves “Spike”? #fb Sat Sep 26 19:37:55 +0000 2015
  • Just heard some TV pundit types use the non-word “devolvement” and I died a little inside #GrammarNazi #fb Sat Sep 26 19:08:35 +0000 2015
  • Just read: “Cuckservatism is GamerGate for White Supremacists” and was embarrassed that I understood everything about that sentence. #fb Sat Sep 26 18:58:44 +0000 2015
  • Health sciences or medicine/dentistry students: $1000 prize for best legal medicine essay, deadline Jan 5, 2016 http://t.co/BlQkMqR7UU Sat Sep 26 18:09:44 +0000 2015
  • Outstanding students living in India should consider applying for the Fulbright-Nehru fellowship for Us study http://t.co/G0wevMp6t1 Sat Sep 26 18:06:32 +0000 2015
  • Goth kid eats a cookie http://t.co/t96L6SOzyf Sat Sep 26 14:11:22 +0000 2015
  • “Hershey kisses are not enough. I want full Hershey penetration.” -Stephen Colbert Sat Sep 26 14:08:09 +0000 2015
  • This was me yesterday http://t.co/Ip0LIi05FB Sat Sep 26 13:05:17 +0000 2015
  • “NASA to Announce Mars Mystery Solved” on Monday. My guess: flowing water. https://t.co/zHlffuJk53 Sat Sep 26 12:05:56 +0000 2015
  • White ppl with my venison curry http://t.co/FfkyLtBl3q Sat Sep 26 11:11:43 +0000 2015
  • Chicken curry with mango chutney. This is why I stay home Friday night. Sat Sep 26 01:26:00 +0000 2015
  • Woman with high pitched voice is translator overdubbing Trudeau in French debate. Freaking hilarious. And unfortunate. #fb Fri Sep 25 18:18:16 +0000 2015
  • abuse of power http://t.co/0YMtmVvvMb Fri Sep 25 18:17:16 +0000 2015
  • Conservatives now in the lead, after last night’s debate, proving again that the voters are idiots http://t.co/TrMxBs9H0k Fri Sep 25 17:59:21 +0000 2015
  • . @HarbourfrontTO is hosting Word On The Street this Sunday http://t.co/P7hikDSoDN #fb Fri Sep 25 17:28:10 +0000 2015
  • Fuck. Can we shut up about the niqab already? Fri Sep 25 17:25:13 +0000 2015
  • @hjyan thanks. I needed something to help me sleep. Fri Sep 25 17:23:29 +0000 2015
  • Here’s a provider who’s earned his trophy photo http://t.co/m4ZZ8dOkPU Fri Sep 25 17:22:05 +0000 2015
  • Why is it so hard to find last night’s leaders’ debate anywhere on the interwebs? Fri Sep 25 17:16:21 +0000 2015
  • I started a live stream on @YouTube: http://t.co/igKaYix7WA Fri Sep 25 15:36:41 +0000 2015
  • “Admit it: You’re Curious About Neil Armstrong’s Moon-Undies ” http://t.co/0cmjt3AfQI Fri Sep 25 13:51:56 +0000 2015
  • Animated GIF of the day http://t.co/pYkOYxXX4L Fri Sep 25 13:33:41 +0000 2015
  • So now they’re using expensive DNA technology to see if the waiter spit in your drink http://t.co/7FTS8nzBTG Thu Sep 24 23:19:22 +0000 2015
  • Will there be a simultaneous translator for tonight’s federal election debate? My French only works in bullet time. Thu Sep 24 23:15:21 +0000 2015
  • Just bought this. Time to settle into a good science fiction novel http://t.co/573MVyXuVl Thu Sep 24 23:10:54 +0000 2015
  • I’m not aware of any tenet in Hinduism that prevents us from wearing FM transmitters http://t.co/HEtBju7e1S Thu Sep 24 20:37:55 +0000 2015
  • @DavidBilbert you’re a dipthong Thu Sep 24 20:17:50 +0000 2015
  • The Latin word for cow is “vacca”, which when pronounced backwards is… “a cow”. #mindblown Thu Sep 24 17:56:54 +0000 2015
  • A dominant shared language is a “lingua franca”, which literally is Latin for “French language”, even though today’s lingua franca is Engish Thu Sep 24 17:55:29 +0000 2015
  • “Loanword” is a calque, and “calque” is a kind of loanword. Got it? Thu Sep 24 17:51:27 +0000 2015
  • The English word “calque” describes a word borrowed from another language. Calque was borrowed from French. Calque is a calque. #irony Thu Sep 24 17:46:51 +0000 2015
  • After #PizzaRat delivered the monster slice to his peeps, this is how he was rewarded… http://t.co/yKygENOi4M Thu Sep 24 17:42:42 +0000 2015
  • Just watched the Uber CEO on Colbert. Man, this dude comes across as a royal douchenozzle. Thu Sep 24 14:41:14 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/1o2FeT4Pmz Thu Sep 24 14:39:48 +0000 2015
  • RT @nypost: This woman just took #PizzaRat to the next level 🍕🐀 http://t.co/RWG8HBycZ6 http://t.co/MIi4oOdK5Q Thu Sep 24 14:31:02 +0000 2015
  • Just had another thesis meeting with a PhD student in another city via Google Hangout. Have I mentioned how much I love Google Hangouts? Thu Sep 24 14:29:27 +0000 2015
  • @yayayarndiva thanks for the share. just uploaded a new video: https://t.co/LdN90dI9L9 Thu Sep 24 03:36:22 +0000 2015
  • Dogulus and his squeak toy: http://t.co/rZiRbMTUXc via @YouTube Thu Sep 24 03:35:11 +0000 2015
  • This is a masterpiece of editing… every bar in every movie ever made is the same bar https://t.co/ShtyOlqP6R Thu Sep 24 03:25:52 +0000 2015
  • Royal Dogulus grooms himself: http://t.co/rwx1D4hlQi via @YouTube Thu Sep 24 03:13:03 +0000 2015
  • @yayayarndiva sweet! Thu Sep 24 03:09:28 +0000 2015
  • @yayayarndiva haha. check out the playlist! https://t.co/KE4gp35KZ1 Thu Sep 24 03:07:59 +0000 2015
  • @DavidBilbert yeah that’s totally a million dollar skill #not Thu Sep 24 03:06:57 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/lGpzmccPbL Thu Sep 24 03:06:09 +0000 2015
  • @DavidBilbert piece ‘o shit Thu Sep 24 03:05:29 +0000 2015
  • Uhoh. Just found out the graduate bar has the cheapest cocktails in the city. Thu Sep 24 02:57:34 +0000 2015
  • @DavidBilbert meh Thu Sep 24 02:55:15 +0000 2015
  • Here’s an idea. Apply a special tax to athletes and entertainers who make 8 figures to subsidize public education. Wed Sep 23 22:37:16 +0000 2015
  • Why Is College So Expensive if Professors Are Paid So Little? Bloated administration http://t.co/K787F13HrO Wed Sep 23 22:36:07 +0000 2015
  • “The Syrian Civil War Has Prompted the First Withdrawal from the Doomsday Seed Vault” http://t.co/BtbWh36ypu Wed Sep 23 22:09:04 +0000 2015
  • Two days in a row of guest lecturers. Thank you, Zod. #fb Wed Sep 23 22:03:49 +0000 2015
  • @DavidBilbert wait till you see the robot maid. I had an extra transistor tube installed. Wink wink nudge nudge. Wed Sep 23 22:02:11 +0000 2015
  • Calves massaged by robotic foot massager, cartoons on the TV, power nap time. http://t.co/rRUAbbdvxb Wed Sep 23 21:46:25 +0000 2015
  • Once again, everyone is talking about this Ed Mubarak fellow #fb Wed Sep 23 21:39:27 +0000 2015
  • Best thing I’ve read today: “Ben Carson proves that being a brain surgeon is no guarantee of being smart.” #fb Wed Sep 23 19:49:23 +0000 2015
  • So tired. 90 min before next class. Gonna lock feet into robotic foot massager, put cartoons on loop, & sink into the mother of all naps #fb Wed Sep 23 19:47:14 +0000 2015
  • Just fell asleep in the middle of a teleconference #fb Wed Sep 23 19:39:07 +0000 2015
  • I started a live stream on @YouTube: http://t.co/rO9SWSKKsx Wed Sep 23 17:00:53 +0000 2015
  • @Kutchinbird it’s already all the rage Wed Sep 23 16:58:32 +0000 2015
  • Wait a sec… We have two hockey rinks in the same building? This place is pointlessly stereotypically Canadian #fb Wed Sep 23 16:53:14 +0000 2015
  • Today’s stats lecture will be broadcast live on youtube in 25 minutes… http://t.co/nebIquCFKq Wed Sep 23 16:36:15 +0000 2015
  • @Kutchinbird sweet. make mine look like a unicorn Wed Sep 23 16:35:22 +0000 2015
  • @Kutchinbird you should be a urological cosmetic surgeon Wed Sep 23 16:30:55 +0000 2015
  • Sweet Jeebus, I am so freakin’ tired. Don’t know how I’m going to make it through today. #fb Wed Sep 23 15:52:28 +0000 2015
  • I presented this stat to my class, to much horror. Leading cause of death for pregnant women in USA? Murder. http://t.co/6tglYYhZN7 Wed Sep 23 13:31:44 +0000 2015
  • @yayayarndiva wonderpoodle. haha! Wed Sep 23 11:57:56 +0000 2015
  • Once more, Dogulus tries to hide a bone: http://t.co/Vx4P33urXG via @YouTube Wed Sep 23 11:51:59 +0000 2015
  • So nice of Amazon to recommend my own book to me http://t.co/6ZibWBV6Ud Wed Sep 23 11:00:23 +0000 2015
  • Leave it to Fox News to defend douchebag Martin Shkreli, the asshat who raised prices on life saving drugs by 5000% https://t.co/97S31SAFFq Wed Sep 23 02:49:52 +0000 2015
  • About to try an isolation tank again. If you don’t hear back from me, assume I drowned in an inch of saltwater #fb Tue Sep 22 18:53:19 +0000 2015
  • Epidemiologist position in Ottawa! http://t.co/aUE8qAwcGx Tue Sep 22 15:37:01 +0000 2015
  • So caterpillars don’t really turn into butterflies… butterflies burst forth from the corpses of caterpillars http://t.co/IoQZqyUt1D #eww Tue Sep 22 11:31:48 +0000 2015
  • How to transport your puppy https://t.co/mDAvGV0y3B Tue Sep 22 11:11:58 +0000 2015
  • Inbox just dipped below 100. Finally I can go to bed! #fb Tue Sep 22 07:06:17 +0000 2015
  • Grilling steaks under the stars. Life is good. #fb Tue Sep 22 02:37:13 +0000 2015
  • Ew. Guy in front of me in hot yoga class sweat so much that they had to bring in a mop to prevent the wood from warping. Eww. Tue Sep 22 02:17:58 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/wFPIBgc28y Tue Sep 22 00:38:24 +0000 2015
  • 9pm yoga class? What was I thinking? Tue Sep 22 00:36:10 +0000 2015
  • nice https://t.co/MyNoJGFK5O Mon Sep 21 23:33:59 +0000 2015
  • Hidden data in clinical trials http://t.co/YANsnRTMIe Mon Sep 21 23:25:57 +0000 2015
  • “If I wanted the government in my womb I’d fuck a Senator.” Ha! #fb Mon Sep 21 21:10:06 +0000 2015
  • “All of God’s children are not beautiful. Most of God’s children are, in fact, barely presentable.” #fb Mon Sep 21 21:09:35 +0000 2015
  • Oh man. Teaching so many classes this semester. Can’t keep straight in my head which lecture I’m giving in the next hour. Mon Sep 21 21:06:23 +0000 2015
  • @DavidBilbert @TheRealXPac gotta keep it current Mon Sep 21 20:54:41 +0000 2015
  • A friend Googled “chyna vagina” (don’t ask why) and found this @TheRealXPac @DavidBilbert #StarWars http://t.co/cwDdATcNOy Mon Sep 21 20:52:47 +0000 2015
  • RT @DavidBilbert: @deonandan your followers are a twisted maze of professionals, porn stars, students, and rondos. I like it. Mon Sep 21 20:46:42 +0000 2015
  • @DavidBilbert I don’t know what a rondo is, and at this point I’m afraid to ask Mon Sep 21 20:46:34 +0000 2015
  • One again, Cheeses is our lord and saviour and font of all wisdom http://t.co/n6jDNmplCU Mon Sep 21 20:31:10 +0000 2015
  • yes. so much yes. https://t.co/bhAFOlcpRy Mon Sep 21 20:29:30 +0000 2015
  • Martin Shkreli represents all that is wrong with unchecked capitalism: it rewards –nay, celebrates– our vilest impulses. Mon Sep 21 18:14:19 +0000 2015
  • @RedParrots I want to know who put the anal in artisanal Mon Sep 21 16:53:09 +0000 2015
  • Brilliant. GTA in real life. https://t.co/XAKXoKAohS Mon Sep 21 16:43:36 +0000 2015
  • Just finished the first of @andy_speer ‘s Anarchy workouts. I don’t think I will ever walk again. Mon Sep 21 16:32:51 +0000 2015
  • Just had a sandwich made from “artisanal turkey” and I’m concerned that I don’t know what that means #fb Mon Sep 21 16:32:00 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/HLE3zcYoLQ Mon Sep 21 15:04:19 +0000 2015
  • Since I was FIVE, I’ve been asking people to explain this to me. Thank you, Interwebs. http://t.co/iz0gM3GkBD Mon Sep 21 14:52:13 +0000 2015
  • Just How Safe Is Laser Eye Surgery? http://t.co/x1Lxo4Ai29 Mon Sep 21 14:46:14 +0000 2015
  • @DavidBilbert Hey! I’m not a pig! Mon Sep 21 13:54:56 +0000 2015
  • I don’t mind if the British PM put his penis into the mouth of a dead pig, so long as he ate that pig afterwards. #piggate #doubleentendre Mon Sep 21 13:51:41 +0000 2015
  • The sweetest email: “A royalty payment has been deposited to your account” #fb Mon Sep 21 13:34:57 +0000 2015
  • Separated at Birth, part 90 http://t.co/p8rEQBDvSB http://t.co/6Ti75es1to Mon Sep 21 05:19:08 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/1RkQQ0da2Z Mon Sep 21 05:08:51 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/HecX5xZm86 Mon Sep 21 05:07:27 +0000 2015
  • What I learned today: Peter Capaldi (Dr Who) was once in a punk band with Craig Ferguson #fb Mon Sep 21 04:22:50 +0000 2015
  • @titoortiz you’ll be back, champ Mon Sep 21 01:58:14 +0000 2015
  • #BellatorMMA #BellatorDynamite holy shit. Kinda feel bad for @titoortiz Mon Sep 21 01:43:55 +0000 2015
  • @RedParrots polls tend to be “conservative” on conservative rank. CPC doing better than data suggests, sadly. Mon Sep 21 01:42:47 +0000 2015
  • NDP and CPC tied in the polls http://t.co/02vYXKDXFJ Mon Sep 21 01:39:00 +0000 2015
  • Watching #BellatorMMA #BellatorDynamite … Holy crap, it’s Fedor! Mon Sep 21 01:13:32 +0000 2015
  • @yayayarndiva Well, I hope everything works out for the best for you and your family. Life is often a challenge! Mon Sep 21 01:12:49 +0000 2015
  • @yayayarndiva Oh. Well, I’m glad for the positive things! Mon Sep 21 01:05:01 +0000 2015
  • @yayayarndiva Good to hear! Mon Sep 21 01:02:53 +0000 2015
  • Did not realize @yayayarndiva had such an interesting and compelling story! http://t.co/nk4cLOFuyj Mon Sep 21 00:59:11 +0000 2015
  • I know Lenne Hardt is a legend. But I find her announcing bloody annoying #BellatorMMA #BellatorDynamite Sun Sep 20 22:29:18 +0000 2015
  • What I learned today: John Williams composed the theme to “Gilligan’s Island” #fb Sun Sep 20 22:20:21 +0000 2015
  • Am watching the Bellator event from Saturday now. No one tell me what happens. Sun Sep 20 21:17:24 +0000 2015
  • Because all assholes are essentially the same asshole @pmharper @realDonaldTrump http://t.co/Qu2l62ZFCi Sun Sep 20 19:55:09 +0000 2015
  • Here’s a puppy fed up with the rat race, who just can’t face the day https://t.co/19hP73euO2 Sun Sep 20 19:44:26 +0000 2015
  • Obama is looking pretty smart for never agreeing to be on Bill Maher’s show, despite the $1 million donation. Sun Sep 20 19:43:18 +0000 2015
  • @RedParrots Looks like God (or nature, since he’s an atheist) already did that for him Sun Sep 20 19:34:37 +0000 2015
  • @RedParrots yeah but the scab doesn’t get to make millions of dollars off of its bigotry Sun Sep 20 19:32:51 +0000 2015
  • 16 emails from undergrads wanting to do research under me. I should get them all to teach one of my classes. That will be their project. Sun Sep 20 19:32:18 +0000 2015
  • Bill Maher going on about how the teachers were justified in calling the bomb squad on the clock kid. Why do I keep watching this bigot? Sun Sep 20 19:30:21 +0000 2015
  • We need proportional representation, so that we will never be held hostage to the whims of the rural minority again #electionreform Sat Sep 19 22:10:05 +0000 2015
  • For those who acknowledge @pmharper ‘s fascism, no words are needed. For those don’t, no words will be sufficient http://t.co/whBFv3m9g0 Sat Sep 19 22:07:35 +0000 2015
  • “Hot”? My comment to my GF was: “Check out the anemic vampire in the bottom left corner” https://t.co/2eC7avVEBa Sat Sep 19 16:05:12 +0000 2015
  • Does no one care for the irony of word etymology anymore? http://t.co/YZcmK9Kvck http://t.co/zflP32EgrR Sat Sep 19 13:37:58 +0000 2015
  • Sweet Jeebus, look at this slate of interchangeable doofi http://t.co/LKDfipvHYd Sat Sep 19 13:31:20 +0000 2015
  • @KyleRyc my GF just had a fantasy that I lose my prof job, apply to be a barista, and you’d be my boss! Sat Sep 19 13:29:03 +0000 2015
  • @DavidBilbert that’s mesmerizing Sat Sep 19 13:14:01 +0000 2015
  • The problem with the pantheon of clowns who are running for GOP nomination is that by comparison they make Jeb Bush look like a good choice. Sat Sep 19 13:08:53 +0000 2015
  • RT @mikecalma: Still reading how @CarlyFiorina was a “standout” at the #CNNDebate Wednesday despite fact that virtually everything she said… Sat Sep 19 02:26:13 +0000 2015
  • 😮 http://t.co/lWXwVSREkW Sat Sep 19 02:23:53 +0000 2015
  • Watching the GOP debate from last night. Holy shit. @realDonaldTrump is killing them! Sat Sep 19 02:17:13 +0000 2015
  • @DavidBilbert @brittharr2 @Alimak_P I literally lolled Sat Sep 19 00:57:56 +0000 2015
  • RT @DavidBilbert: Hey @deonandan and @brittharr2 , Kami-P (@Alimak_P) has started tweeting and she can’t stop. She’s addicted. http://t.co/… Sat Sep 19 00:57:39 +0000 2015
  • Shit is about to escalate http://t.co/je8TTvf4kn Fri Sep 18 22:13:18 +0000 2015
  • “Former ‘Star Trek: Voyager’ actress charged with indecent exposure”. Trapped in the Gamma Quadrant will do that. http://t.co/yQ427Qkt5I Fri Sep 18 22:10:46 +0000 2015
  • @DavidBilbert you don’t have to be an idiot. For you it’s just a lucky coincidence. Fri Sep 18 22:07:52 +0000 2015
  • @DavidBilbert born again. her baby hole sealed up again after much praying. Fri Sep 18 22:05:46 +0000 2015
  • @DavidBilbert True. As a born again technical virgin, her expertise is with the back door. Fri Sep 18 22:03:43 +0000 2015
  • “Nothing in all the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.” -MLK Fri Sep 18 22:02:13 +0000 2015
  • “Did you ever notice how people who believe in Creationism look really un-evolved?” – Bill Hicks Fri Sep 18 22:00:52 +0000 2015
  • @techcyclists yeah, he cleans out her drains good Fri Sep 18 21:57:54 +0000 2015
  • @techcyclists Vim is her special needs child. Javex is the boyfriend. Fri Sep 18 21:54:39 +0000 2015
  • Charlie Hebdo has the right of free expression. Too bad they keep using it to stay stupid things. http://t.co/so60SEJAgI Fri Sep 18 21:53:27 +0000 2015
  • I want to know why people name their daughters after cleaning products. Looking at you, “Bristol” Palin. You sound like a scrubbing device. Fri Sep 18 21:50:04 +0000 2015
  • Apparently people care that Bristol Palin has an opinion abou Ahmed Mohamed being invited to the White House. http://t.co/hmNtb2tkPu Fri Sep 18 21:48:56 +0000 2015
  • Mexican #StarWars http://t.co/WALOStHEYL Fri Sep 18 19:24:30 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/WstyxDDYxI Fri Sep 18 18:19:08 +0000 2015
  • After much observation I have identified where in the world to find the worst drivers: rural India, Central Africa, Tampa, and Ottawa. Fri Sep 18 18:14:41 +0000 2015
  • hss2381 – The Normal Curve, part 1: http://t.co/OiR6zWGEk8 via @YouTube Fri Sep 18 17:24:34 +0000 2015
  • If the election were held today…. http://t.co/EYcMLKdJ47 http://t.co/SasDS3DX0H Fri Sep 18 14:19:59 +0000 2015
  • As I suspected, the TFSA mostly benefits the wealthy http://t.co/0kQovMEOlZ Fri Sep 18 14:13:26 +0000 2015
  • Well put http://t.co/hO5ITmpWTw Fri Sep 18 14:09:36 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/PpZxMRiKKf Fri Sep 18 14:02:34 +0000 2015
  • #DrWho http://t.co/ENmjQb19wp Fri Sep 18 14:01:20 +0000 2015
  • So I finally watched last night’s leaders’ debate. Mulcair looked the best. Harper held is own. Trudeau was…. embarrassing. Fri Sep 18 13:54:10 +0000 2015
  • @brittharr2 @DavidBilbert I feel so bolsheviktimized Fri Sep 18 00:31:35 +0000 2015
  • RT @brittharr2: @deonandan @DavidBilbert Marx my word, I’m not Lenin you out of this conversation without knowing your political Engles. Fri Sep 18 00:29:43 +0000 2015
  • . @brittharr2 maybe he’s got the Trotskies Fri Sep 18 00:12:29 +0000 2015
  • . @brittharr2 : “Conservative candidate looks constipated.” Me: “That’s because he’s full of shit.” Fri Sep 18 00:10:48 +0000 2015
  • I want to yell at the Communist candidate, “Quit yer Stalin!” #fb Fri Sep 18 00:09:06 +0000 2015
  • Liberal candidate promises $40 thousand toward youth employment. Uh… is that per person? Cause that’s not a big number. #fb Fri Sep 18 00:02:43 +0000 2015
  • @brittharr2 @DavidBilbert one too many brown dudes Thu Sep 17 23:56:23 +0000 2015
  • Concerned citizens @DavidBilbert @brittharr2 http://t.co/Sn4QqdcY5u Thu Sep 17 23:51:43 +0000 2015
  • RT @brittharr2: @deonandan @DavidBilbert key points from the debate today. All you need to know http://t.co/zTGmnbP6c6 Thu Sep 17 23:50:35 +0000 2015
  • Oh man. The Communist party candidate is the only one offering insightful commentary. The rest just spouting talking points. Who knew? #fb Thu Sep 17 23:43:38 +0000 2015
  • At candidates debate. The Communist party candidate is the only one talking about things I care about. I’m scared. #fb Thu Sep 17 23:31:08 +0000 2015
  • Communist party candidate is wearing his Logan’s Run uniform. Those over 30 better beware. http://t.co/lB37Luf14V Thu Sep 17 23:30:08 +0000 2015
  • The Green party candidate. I assume his suit is made from recycled cigarette butts http://t.co/CSkr0IHXyM Thu Sep 17 23:25:34 +0000 2015
  • Nice that @brittharr2 has captured my essence and that of @DavidBilbert http://t.co/Cyqv59wsju Thu Sep 17 23:19:49 +0000 2015
  • After the conservative candidate’s mumbling , @PaulDewar sounds like Cicero http://t.co/Wc6HfhkLXF Thu Sep 17 23:18:05 +0000 2015
  • At candidates debate. Conservative dude sounds like he’s running for student council #fb Thu Sep 17 23:15:37 +0000 2015
  • My population health textbook is still FREE to download for another couple of days http://t.co/IYaPypBzFX Thu Sep 17 21:09:08 +0000 2015
  • APUO student bursaries for @uOttawa students https://t.co/AzjbUCv5WD Thu Sep 17 21:01:11 +0000 2015
  • “What on Earth was I drinking last night? My head feels like there’s a Frenchman living in it.” -Blackadder II Thu Sep 17 20:24:17 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/bSHlJHdaXH Thu Sep 17 11:30:10 +0000 2015
  • #want #lotr http://t.co/naAV8mbxmZ Thu Sep 17 11:23:11 +0000 2015
  • The world’s health trends in one interactive graphic http://t.co/PJXSlxfVzq Thu Sep 17 11:17:07 +0000 2015
  • Inbox just dipped below 100… yay! I get to sleep! Thu Sep 17 03:49:36 +0000 2015
  • “Dear Professor, you don’t know me, and I’ve never been in any of your classes, but I would really like a reference letter from you….” Thu Sep 17 03:47:18 +0000 2015
  • I wonder… can you cook bacon in a steamer? Thu Sep 17 03:11:09 +0000 2015
  • @RedParrots yes but these days they will earn a HELL of a lot more Wed Sep 16 23:55:19 +0000 2015
  • In Canada, dentistry students charged highest tuition, but engineering has risen the most http://t.co/830gQzSiXC Wed Sep 16 23:44:54 +0000 2015
  • Important milestone: tuition is now the majority source of revenue for Ontario universities http://t.co/3gpAKaaUZO Wed Sep 16 23:34:29 +0000 2015
  • tuition and compulsory fees for Canadian undergraduate students have tripled since 1993 https://t.co/8zTnyE6p5E Wed Sep 16 23:33:12 +0000 2015
  • Interesting. “Toronto universities take down flyers promoting white students’ union” http://t.co/jKvPVIuXf0 Wed Sep 16 23:29:48 +0000 2015
  • hss2381 – frequency analysis: http://t.co/9ovkTafEJq via @YouTube Wed Sep 16 18:50:42 +0000 2015
  • @Kutchinbird https://t.co/tExeVbHRTW Wed Sep 16 16:34:28 +0000 2015
  • @Kutchinbird huh? Wed Sep 16 16:33:29 +0000 2015
  • @Kutchinbird yes sort of. think of it as dimensions. the existence/value of nth can be inferred from the n-1 before. Thus n is 1 too many Wed Sep 16 16:10:00 +0000 2015
  • The man who could sit anywhere https://t.co/khWLHmyPPP (Last scene is for @DavidBilbert ) Wed Sep 16 15:37:53 +0000 2015
  • Been playing with open access stats program “PSPP” (based on SPSS) all morning. As an easy, free platform, I like it! Wed Sep 16 15:27:38 +0000 2015
  • @bumblebrie i suspect there’s a crack between parallel universes Wed Sep 16 14:27:33 +0000 2015
  • Some good news for @uOttawa researchers. Submission to selected open access publishers now subsidized http://t.co/Myohl6riJL Wed Sep 16 13:26:19 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/3S377rhxoh Wed Sep 16 13:08:26 +0000 2015
  • @DavidBilbert That’s what your girlfriend said. BURN! Wed Sep 16 12:02:54 +0000 2015
  • @DavidBilbert *Among those employed* liberal arts grads have good careers. But large proportion is not employed. #statistics Wed Sep 16 11:58:37 +0000 2015
  • @DavidBilbert http://t.co/HqgYf05uxU Wed Sep 16 11:51:35 +0000 2015
  • Today in obvious news: Liberal arts grads earn about $10K less than science grads http://t.co/abcGpMVRdC Wed Sep 16 11:37:14 +0000 2015
  • . @uOttawa tumbles in world university rankings http://t.co/4sRYuxXCqc Wed Sep 16 11:35:28 +0000 2015
  • Undergrads Today Are the Worst: A TA’s Confession http://t.co/qo2dpHm1KD Wed Sep 16 11:30:19 +0000 2015
  • seems legit http://t.co/pSyIlm8kur Wed Sep 16 11:27:25 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/VSPjJK0S7C Wed Sep 16 11:21:36 +0000 2015
  • Eight reference letters later, my inbox is finally under 100. That means I get to go to sleep! Yay! Wed Sep 16 05:11:13 +0000 2015
  • #want #need http://t.co/M5d7NnpRBl Wed Sep 16 02:40:21 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/FstuXaLIjJ Wed Sep 16 02:37:02 +0000 2015
  • WHO internships… deadline Sep 30, 2015 http://t.co/7iwOdWxKgd Wed Sep 16 02:33:17 +0000 2015
  • Separated at Birth, part 89 http://t.co/iWlaVWZ9AB http://t.co/Ooll5AMOs4 Wed Sep 16 02:23:24 +0000 2015
  • Someone has repealed the law of gravity http://t.co/Dnccg1r4fw Wed Sep 16 02:19:16 +0000 2015
  • This is what happens when you let your dog actually catch that squirrel http://t.co/tDooY1dQDd Wed Sep 16 01:56:33 +0000 2015
  • Seems Jimmy Carter had great taste in movies http://t.co/a3Q30HSK9b Wed Sep 16 01:38:01 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/81pq08AQH9 Wed Sep 16 01:14:26 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/V6j6CLu7zz Tue Sep 15 23:19:32 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/FMIMcSQlLE Tue Sep 15 18:53:10 +0000 2015
  • My population health textbook is FREE to download for the next 5 days http://t.co/IYaPypBzFX http://t.co/xotnCpXLHt Tue Sep 15 11:38:40 +0000 2015
  • Social sciences and humanities faculties to close in Japan after ministerial decree https://t.co/di02XoY2pc Tue Sep 15 02:25:58 +0000 2015
  • HSS4331A – Context of International Health: http://t.co/MZYTBI2LDt via @YouTube Tue Sep 15 00:00:37 +0000 2015
  • RT @AaronKay12: The power just went out on ottawa u campus and I just watched 3 girls fall walking into our class #defythecoventional #uott… Mon Sep 14 23:26:24 +0000 2015
  • Dear hss4331 international health students, due to the blackout, I had to broadcast today’s lecture on youtube: https://t.co/rBV7KEQ9J8 Mon Sep 14 23:02:22 +0000 2015
  • @aknapps PS I’m youtubing a replacement lecture. you can watch live or later: http://t.co/52OP9r7g5d Mon Sep 14 22:14:12 +0000 2015
  • @aknapps I neither confirm nor deny anything. But I’m drinking, so there’s that Mon Sep 14 22:07:42 +0000 2015
  • @bumblebrie TWO ridiculously handsome devils? How can it be? Mon Sep 14 22:06:10 +0000 2015
  • @aknapps yes and maybe Mon Sep 14 22:05:48 +0000 2015
  • The HSS Buddies progam now accepting applications for first year and upper year students http://t.co/egFlLOqoAr Mon Sep 14 19:40:11 +0000 2015
  • University education is increasingly offered by part-timers http://t.co/JDsfhQCeLh Mon Sep 14 19:21:52 +0000 2015
  • RT @NickMotown: I have a friend who says her calves look really sexy in high heels. I have given the RSPCA directions to her farm. Mon Sep 14 14:17:55 +0000 2015
  • Global health equity position in Ottawa http://t.co/ZHYOj7Zmeb Mon Sep 14 12:23:48 +0000 2015
  • Didn’t see this coming: “Foreigners flocking to Canada to find surrogate mothers after Asian countries crack down” http://t.co/E9T9ljjIU6 Mon Sep 14 11:42:05 +0000 2015
  • @GhayathJanoudi still up for submitting a CIHR grant? Mon Sep 14 11:40:55 +0000 2015
  • Last day for FREE download of my Epidemiology textbook. Only 75 downloaded so far. http://t.co/HTCDUQKeVa http://t.co/nO6egSLghV Mon Sep 14 11:36:17 +0000 2015
  • 😮 https://t.co/3e11zkqES0 Mon Sep 14 11:28:28 +0000 2015
  • 3rd annual McGill University Student Colloquium on Health and Law: http://t.co/HEi2LyPDz1 via @YouTube Mon Sep 14 03:46:33 +0000 2015
  • Hey, I found a video of myself speaking on a panel at McGill university in 2012… https://t.co/iZRxkjIqq7 Mon Sep 14 02:54:36 +0000 2015
  • I never realized… technically, pterosaurs (pterodactyls) were not dinosaurs http://t.co/59B5ZbVUDM Sun Sep 13 21:58:55 +0000 2015
  • The @aghnetwork conference September 25-26 http://t.co/MgIEcMiafJ Sun Sep 13 19:17:00 +0000 2015
  • #autism #bacon http://t.co/rUyhEdbVHL Sun Sep 13 17:35:52 +0000 2015
  • Ohio church sues strip club, leading to best protest ever! http://t.co/xgR7r6KADK Sun Sep 13 15:06:41 +0000 2015
  • Indian man quits his job to train for selfie record http://t.co/oLs2eMC06n Sun Sep 13 15:01:23 +0000 2015
  • Church of Bacon http://t.co/LYdmwu8zZi Sun Sep 13 14:59:17 +0000 2015
  • Peru FTW http://t.co/enDXEDvCGt Sun Sep 13 14:56:14 +0000 2015
  • Should be the new mantra for white girls this season http://t.co/hfFqFMaVVX Sun Sep 13 03:27:34 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/FPi0X3NW7N Sun Sep 13 03:26:19 +0000 2015
  • Jeebus Cripes http://t.co/QPVbQ28bhG Sat Sep 12 18:59:58 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/NtHwSFmyJn Sat Sep 12 18:14:47 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/j87BSs4IDz Sat Sep 12 17:34:50 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/EO7YEMmh8d Sat Sep 12 17:33:30 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/GESX5F9arS Sat Sep 12 17:28:33 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/3bzRnkfWxg Sat Sep 12 05:12:54 +0000 2015
  • Superman in his college days http://t.co/aEEUBmsPPJ Sat Sep 12 04:59:07 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/euJe3tieLx Fri Sep 11 19:32:55 +0000 2015
  • Why does anyone use the .webp graphics format? Stop it! Fri Sep 11 19:32:27 +0000 2015
  • Germany Files War Crimes Against Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld And Other CIA Officials http://t.co/O6oMn1OFtu Fri Sep 11 16:52:06 +0000 2015
  • @YouTube: http://t.co/joiia2pC2b에서 실시간 스트리밍을 시작했습니다. Fri Sep 11 15:29:45 +0000 2015
  • Today’s live stats class starts at 11:30…. if we’re lucky http://t.co/Td8XUkUR2W Fri Sep 11 15:05:34 +0000 2015
  • Obviously expressed by a Brit http://t.co/WRAwiHkv5D Fri Sep 11 15:01:58 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/2v2gZ4kFR0 Fri Sep 11 12:26:33 +0000 2015
  • Haven’t slept in 30 hrs. Been grant writing and in meetings all day. Now must lecture to 100 people. Not gonna make it. #fb Thu Sep 10 21:28:45 +0000 2015
  • My epidemiology textbook, “Nothing To Do With Skin” is free to download until Monday http://t.co/0OeVTps0ET Thu Sep 10 20:26:58 +0000 2015
  • This is a long time coming… time to prepare PhD students for NON professorial careers http://t.co/cPIg1Cvbkt Thu Sep 10 20:05:47 +0000 2015
  • Ontario university applications fall… which is what planners have been fearing for some time http://t.co/BM6ArBqvzQ Thu Sep 10 20:04:47 +0000 2015
  • Drunk guy using the adjacent urinal in the pub last night: “Dude why are hot dogs so expensive here?” I’m not up on my homoerotic euphemisms Thu Sep 10 18:39:13 +0000 2015
  • Today I managed to use the word “masturbatorium” without giggling once. Thu Sep 10 18:24:14 +0000 2015
  • Dogs are better than people http://t.co/ee6DOcPlzs Thu Sep 10 16:53:33 +0000 2015
  • Running on no sleep. Brain not functioning properly. Just spent 5 minutes trying to tell the time. Thu Sep 10 16:14:32 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/7SYJPWuF2E Thu Sep 10 12:57:44 +0000 2015
  • Pulled an all nighter finishing a grant application. But I got to see the night sky at 5AM. Did anyone else notice how brilliant Venus was? Thu Sep 10 12:33:47 +0000 2015
  • Is everybody gay now? http://t.co/gUhMRXZ6dG Thu Sep 10 11:47:55 +0000 2015
  • Senior Epidemiologist position with ICES in Toronto http://t.co/kzowYO12DJ Wed Sep 09 20:35:14 +0000 2015
  • hss2381 – course orientation 2015: http://t.co/D55R8cWVvf via @YouTube Wed Sep 09 18:53:34 +0000 2015
  • The year is off to a good start. http://t.co/aYgCC4iWhw Wed Sep 09 18:47:25 +0000 2015
  • I live broadcasted the first stats lecture of the semester: https://t.co/yA0GDGDHDh Wed Sep 09 18:36:44 +0000 2015
  • @chenoa_marie i dunno. you’ve got spindly girly arms :p Wed Sep 09 15:33:36 +0000 2015
  • @chenoa_marie so long as you didnt punch me! Wed Sep 09 15:27:39 +0000 2015
  • Okay, what to wear on first day of classes? Speedos or wifebeater… or both? Wed Sep 09 13:46:29 +0000 2015
  • Ontario’s tuition fees highest in the country http://t.co/CNa9B62596 Wed Sep 09 13:29:34 +0000 2015
  • A slide I am including in the first lecture of all my classes now. http://t.co/Qu9XEgNjOv Wed Sep 09 13:28:27 +0000 2015
  • @SPrinceWare great, success = old men in the bathroom Tue Sep 08 22:37:05 +0000 2015
  • A fellow in the bathroom just recognized me from my photo on the back of one of my books. That was weird. Tue Sep 08 22:22:13 +0000 2015
  • “If he’s pleasing them, he must be doing something wrong!” Sounds familiar… http://t.co/C283txHLsR Tue Sep 08 17:30:51 +0000 2015
  • Why have so many Canadian university presidencies failed? http://t.co/OPLps9vxya Tue Sep 08 17:28:54 +0000 2015
  • Francophone Epidemiology researcher position http://t.co/YnGxBzMxRe Tue Sep 08 17:05:45 +0000 2015
  • Damn it. Was late to my second orientation session of the day and missed the free pizza! #fb Tue Sep 08 16:41:15 +0000 2015
  • At the first of many orientation sessions today. The coffee and TimBits just arrived! Tue Sep 08 14:45:06 +0000 2015
  • Copy of Late summer walk at Conroy Pit: http://t.co/mmJ4266YPA via @YouTube Tue Sep 08 12:49:08 +0000 2015
  • Late summer walk at Conroy Pit: http://t.co/P1EkzXUTXb via @YouTube Tue Sep 08 12:39:44 +0000 2015
  • Dogulus chases flies: http://t.co/NPGRiYSxPf via @YouTube Tue Sep 08 12:38:22 +0000 2015
  • @sthig depends on who is catering Tue Sep 08 12:31:21 +0000 2015
  • Dogulus seems afraid of the grass: http://t.co/GxbfCqW7zi via @YouTube Tue Sep 08 12:27:43 +0000 2015
  • First day of school. Mostly orientation sessions from various programs I’m affiliated with. I’m only attending the ones with free food. Tue Sep 08 12:18:23 +0000 2015
  • Please let this be fake https://t.co/GBF6Q1x7NG Tue Sep 08 11:26:43 +0000 2015
  • #starwars http://t.co/vc32gTsFOR Tue Sep 08 02:18:05 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/VNGf1vZERI Tue Sep 08 02:17:10 +0000 2015
  • Take the xkcd survey https://t.co/KOI9BzQ5S0 Tue Sep 08 02:13:42 +0000 2015
  • Interpreting p-values http://t.co/pNnvsqgUJa Tue Sep 08 02:13:20 +0000 2015
  • The MIGRANT CRISIS: Simplified For Idiots and Xenophobes https://t.co/B9usUuVLxy Mon Sep 07 04:25:31 +0000 2015
  • @sthig damn. you got me. Sun Sep 06 13:53:32 +0000 2015
  • What I learned today: “high tech” spoken with a South African accent sounds like “hard dick.” Sun Sep 06 13:51:09 +0000 2015
  • All my Windows devices have updated to Windows 10… HUGE improvement #fb Sat Sep 05 13:25:26 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/Bfx5uWMuqc Fri Sep 04 14:52:59 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/PjVuK9YigJ Fri Sep 04 14:42:34 +0000 2015
  • Epidemiologist position – Applied Immunization Research, in Toronto http://t.co/4bymcn4g7b Fri Sep 04 14:29:37 +0000 2015
  • It’s hard to be an enter lectual http://t.co/bjfwIZ4gvM Fri Sep 04 13:10:24 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/q3OeZwsVG9 Fri Sep 04 12:53:01 +0000 2015
  • I can make up medical conditions too http://t.co/XBhWoqcaeZ Fri Sep 04 06:41:32 +0000 2015
  • Epidemiologist Position in East Africa https://t.co/LXANEv36vl Fri Sep 04 06:30:10 +0000 2015
  • The @CSEBOttawa is looking for new executive members for 2015-2016! http://t.co/S0A8J5uAVZ Fri Sep 04 06:17:02 +0000 2015
  • There are klingons circling Uranus. Heh heh. Fri Sep 04 04:49:12 +0000 2015
  • @buddah67 my next tweet will be sent live from Guantanamo Fri Sep 04 04:46:56 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/iq4og8xWbp Fri Sep 04 04:44:58 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/vOZRvwPNdZ Fri Sep 04 04:43:45 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/nQo9QbeDM7 Fri Sep 04 04:37:31 +0000 2015
  • . @realDonaldTrump http://t.co/HNAuknRdY8 Fri Sep 04 04:18:43 +0000 2015
  • Twitter Tweets From 8-1-15 TO 8-31-15 http://t.co/FSQTD6ol0f Fri Sep 04 04:09:35 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/rfdLG5pU9J Fri Sep 04 00:56:09 +0000 2015
  • U of Toronto the only Canadian school to make top 25 http://t.co/95Q5NeOVFm Thu Sep 03 20:10:38 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/Smql2efoLz Thu Sep 03 19:56:32 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/jwtYg3QZZv Thu Sep 03 19:56:24 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/dLtzwyv4sM Thu Sep 03 19:36:26 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/m03yGEfyN8 Thu Sep 03 19:35:00 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/4P5DHja48u Thu Sep 03 19:34:28 +0000 2015
  • @Audrey_Giles sadly I might be chairing a defence at that time! Thu Sep 03 18:03:00 +0000 2015
  • Raywat gets tired and hungry http://t.co/bbsm9UikFw Thu Sep 03 18:02:28 +0000 2015
  • Am insanely proud of our recent grad @kathrynlaroche for having conducted this brilliant bit of research on abortion http://t.co/My8oh11zwy Thu Sep 03 15:46:21 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/qL7tmM5thA Thu Sep 03 15:37:57 +0000 2015
  • Looking forward to see @Audrey_Giles debate next week! http://t.co/Yq822eK6lA Thu Sep 03 14:34:57 +0000 2015
  • List of selfie-related injuries and deaths https://t.co/vysYVxCnyG Wed Sep 02 20:58:03 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/6OMUKNH2oY Wed Sep 02 20:45:03 +0000 2015
  • Chair of UBC’s Board of Directors steps down. http://t.co/ZDfanoT1GH Wed Sep 02 16:19:03 +0000 2015
  • Ontario grad employment http://t.co/f9rPrIQu4T Wed Sep 02 15:48:07 +0000 2015
  • Most Ontario university grads are well paid after graduation http://t.co/u7WF5JeOlL Wed Sep 02 15:47:12 +0000 2015