Twitter Tweets From 1-1-16 to 1-31-16

Archived Twitter tweets from 2016-01-01 to 2016-01-31, courtesy of the Twime Machine:

  • This is the ACTUAL logo for the town of Whitesboro, NY. Yes, “Whitesboro” #oldnews https://t.co/qPC2SP761l Sun Jan 31 21:31:39 +0000 2016
  • Yep, selling more crap. I mean valuable stuff. Who wants my cordless phone? https://t.co/o29z8nj7Yx Sun Jan 31 19:17:14 +0000 2016
  • Okay, so this is a thing. https://t.co/QnPf8UItef Sun Jan 31 18:27:10 +0000 2016
  • RT @GlennThrush: Jeb Bush is like a Shakespeare protagonist wandering through a Charlie Sheen sitcom Sun Jan 31 18:14:03 +0000 2016
  • I have nothing against our Prime Minister @JustinTrudeau. But he does remind me of Quagmire from Family Guy. Sun Jan 31 18:12:42 +0000 2016
  • First there were anti-vaxxers. Now we have flat-Earthers. Next we will have to deal with the “Moon is made of cheese” people. #scientistpain Sun Jan 31 18:08:45 +0000 2016
  • There are people on Facebook unironically & humourlessly arguing that the Earth is flat. Well, now I understand Donald Trump’s popularity. Sun Jan 31 18:00:58 +0000 2016
  • Hate when this happens https://t.co/9N07zCBQ4u Sun Jan 31 17:52:54 +0000 2016
  • Recent Facebook Profile Pics https://t.co/VjMTjzczSc https://t.co/w5FvZdXpX3 Sun Jan 31 17:41:42 +0000 2016
  • My sister had got this for me from Hong Kong in early 90s… Canned air from the territory’s colonial period. https://t.co/SRZ4OkrWw9 Sun Jan 31 17:21:07 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/RrTfu2WxIZ Sun Jan 31 16:19:23 +0000 2016
  • 4 people followed me and 5 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Sun Jan 31 15:30:06 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/QdAaK290L6 Sun Jan 31 08:01:55 +0000 2016
  • Who wants a random selection of cell phone charger adapters? https://t.co/dR9UXPFYBT Sun Jan 31 07:57:35 +0000 2016
  • You know you want this airplane audio jack adapter. You know you do. https://t.co/bjfF6DRCKs Sun Jan 31 07:53:29 +0000 2016
  • Who needs a phone jack splitter? Not me. https://t.co/0QTqVf6Esh Sun Jan 31 07:46:26 +0000 2016
  • Who wants to buy my USB 4-port card reader? https://t.co/aQoaLUw5dk Sun Jan 31 07:43:08 +0000 2016
  • Who wants to buy my female-to-female USB adapter? https://t.co/bj9nEuotAd Sun Jan 31 07:37:40 +0000 2016
  • Who wants to buy my 3-prong to 2-prong plug converter? https://t.co/greJFD5rBd Sun Jan 31 07:34:30 +0000 2016
  • Who wants to buy my qi wireless charger accept? https://t.co/M0rcVGEINk Sun Jan 31 07:30:03 +0000 2016
  • Had to miss UFC tonight. Sad to hear @JoshLBarnett took a loss. Sun Jan 31 05:57:19 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/7nbtpztxOB Sun Jan 31 05:48:12 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/yF0AdQYgz4 Sun Jan 31 05:47:14 +0000 2016
  • Ah, York. https://t.co/ZZA6gS0PdK Sat Jan 30 18:54:41 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/GjhQNnOSUw Sat Jan 30 18:53:37 +0000 2016
  • My FitBit stats from 2015 https://t.co/XZdp86aiM5 Sat Jan 30 17:46:09 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/f7oCEl9AKB Sat Jan 30 16:36:11 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/At22k8l4yO Sat Jan 30 16:35:31 +0000 2016
  • Sloths look like they were invented by Jim Henson Sat Jan 30 16:09:56 +0000 2016
  • Dear St Mike’s Hospital, I really like giving you money. But your cold calling is really bloody annoying. #fb Fri Jan 29 22:31:41 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/66vv1STY4c Fri Jan 29 20:11:27 +0000 2016
  • Another successful Google Hangout meeting completed. By the hammer of Grabthar, I shall never wear pants again! Fri Jan 29 19:53:13 +0000 2016
  • Job for public health student in Waterloo https://t.co/oi8UmCI3mB Fri Jan 29 19:03:51 +0000 2016
  • The Middlesex-London Health Unit is seeking students for field training in Public Health Inspection https://t.co/fIDBKTctcG Fri Jan 29 19:03:07 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/7HFkrG1VWI Fri Jan 29 14:43:57 +0000 2016
  • #Walmart https://t.co/CaorxeTbB9 Fri Jan 29 14:43:29 +0000 2016
  • “The hardest part of vaping is telling your parents you’re gay.” Fri Jan 29 14:41:50 +0000 2016
  • #awkward https://t.co/uj5Up4ClM0 Fri Jan 29 14:34:41 +0000 2016
  • Another morning of Google Hangout meetings. Sweeeet. Fri Jan 29 14:26:34 +0000 2016
  • If you’re going to try to negotiate an increase in your grade (no) it’s a good idea to spell your professor’s name correctly in the email. Thu Jan 28 21:43:40 +0000 2016
  • The Ontario Brain Institute is looking for the next Neurotech Superstars https://t.co/TV25qEYFxV Thu Jan 28 19:23:43 +0000 2016
  • Once again Google Hangout saves my bacon #cantmakemeeting #fb Thu Jan 28 18:40:30 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/BvJVAcIB23 Thu Jan 28 17:50:16 +0000 2016
  • Check out #realacademicbios https://t.co/cS2HtodxpM Thu Jan 28 15:55:08 +0000 2016
  • Timmins fails to secure a university. Shania Twain devastated. https://t.co/WPFbKRlPva Thu Jan 28 15:53:53 +0000 2016
  • Who wants to join a Gates Foundation conference call about higher education? https://t.co/O9FpcseG13 Thu Jan 28 15:51:51 +0000 2016
  • Is It Discriminatory to Require Peer Review? https://t.co/W7SVoJrZN2 Thu Jan 28 14:33:11 +0000 2016
  • Who wants to buy my solar powered cell phone charger? https://t.co/1d0gn19iQ5? Wed Jan 27 20:30:29 +0000 2016
  • .@vicecanada @VICE is offering internships to students! https://t.co/cmPsH6rd4A Wed Jan 27 20:14:47 +0000 2016
  • alas, yes. https://t.co/FJinfZ86Za Wed Jan 27 18:10:21 +0000 2016
  • And there it is…. Abe Vigoda is dead. Alas. https://t.co/vLdbrUbu9L Wed Jan 27 18:08:38 +0000 2016
  • Who wants to buy my HDMI-to-RCA converter box? https://t.co/yDVnGzVVHF? Wed Jan 27 14:17:09 +0000 2016
  • Who wants to buy by unused hard drive enclosure? https://t.co/ht2kNyzwUh? Wed Jan 27 14:04:03 +0000 2016
  • Who wants to buy my dongle? https://t.co/XXstjlXh0G? Wed Jan 27 13:52:12 +0000 2016
  • My Population Health textbook will be FREE to download from Amazon from Jan 28 to Jan 31, 2016 https://t.co/IYaPypBzFX Wed Jan 27 05:52:21 +0000 2016
  • My Epidemiology textbook “Nothing To Do With Skin” will be FREE to download from Amazon from Jan 28 to Jan 31, 2016 https://t.co/HTCDUQKeVa Wed Jan 27 05:48:22 +0000 2016
  • I would like to be a quickly terminated University president. Where do I apply? https://t.co/E4iG8vaHl0 Tue Jan 26 19:07:07 +0000 2016
  • Jobs? Did someone say professor jobs? https://t.co/712q3H6voc Tue Jan 26 16:39:24 +0000 2016
  • According to one student evaluation, I am “the realist nigga.” I should submit that to my tenure and promotion file. Tue Jan 26 15:37:16 +0000 2016
  • What I learned from student evaluations: have fewer & more assignments; longer & shorter lectures; tell fewer & more jokes. And I’m rude. Tue Jan 26 15:21:28 +0000 2016
  • Fucking hipsters https://t.co/N4tlDhYqaZ Tue Jan 26 11:56:47 +0000 2016
  • 4 people followed me and 3 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Tue Jan 26 10:43:58 +0000 2016
  • Ottawa, beeyotches #fb Tue Jan 26 05:41:14 +0000 2016
  • wtf? https://t.co/LB8dIsFJTn Tue Jan 26 04:52:43 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/nrMWoTZOVJ Tue Jan 26 04:48:18 +0000 2016
  • Never understood why “Heroes Reborn” got such hate. I enjoyed it. #fb Tue Jan 26 03:41:54 +0000 2016
  • i never get tired of having internet on a plane #fb Tue Jan 26 01:41:39 +0000 2016
  • As a Hindu with basic familiarity with Sanskrit, I giggle maniacally when I meet a Jewish dude named “Yoni.” Hee hee. #fb Mon Jan 25 22:00:42 +0000 2016
  • @leleinah but who doesn’t love ancient Egyptian goddesses? Mon Jan 25 21:40:48 +0000 2016
  • Everytime I come to Vancouver, Air Canada finds a way to make me miserable. And I never learn. Next time I’m flying Westjet. #fb Mon Jan 25 21:11:52 +0000 2016
  • Air Canada sells me ticket to YVR. On return flight they claim they never charged my credit card & insist on charging me again #fb #sketchy Mon Jan 25 21:10:03 +0000 2016
  • “Excuse me, sir. You’ve been RANDOMLY selected for additional security screening.” #fb #brownguy #airport Mon Jan 25 21:07:02 +0000 2016
  • I give credit where it is due. Enterprise Plus business car rental… seamless service at YVR! Mon Jan 25 20:23:19 +0000 2016
  • Not sure if this is actual science, but my nocturnal habits are correlated with high IQ, it seems https://t.co/oKauVmSXhm Mon Jan 25 16:27:20 +0000 2016
  • yoga classes return to @uOttawa …with a brown teacher 😉 https://t.co/zVtUTtwAZm Mon Jan 25 16:24:12 +0000 2016
  • If you date someone with microcephaly, you’re guaranteed a little head. #fb Mon Jan 25 15:19:05 +0000 2016
  • PhDs in Canada actually doing well? https://t.co/vKojQpQWQH Mon Jan 25 15:13:52 +0000 2016
  • RT @CSEBOttawa: @uOttawa undergrads applying to grad school? Our letter of intent workshop starts in 10 minutes! https://t.co/IwcUu3vtBB @u… Sat Jan 23 20:06:14 +0000 2016
  • “Steamer Beaver”. Heh heh. https://t.co/gbE6rhgJRM Fri Jan 22 22:47:40 +0000 2016
  • Sign in the hotel gym. So what do I have to do to get two gloves? https://t.co/JC1lyUXJT4 Fri Jan 22 17:11:13 +0000 2016
  • I always feel like such a grown-up when I listen the financial news #fb Thu Jan 21 19:08:03 +0000 2016
  • 3 people followed me and 4 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Thu Jan 21 15:12:16 +0000 2016
  • @leleinah yeah but you’re suspicious Thu Jan 21 04:37:52 +0000 2016
  • Vancouver, beeyotches #fb Thu Jan 21 04:16:04 +0000 2016
  • “Excuse me sir, you’ve been RANDOMLY selected for additional security screening.” #brownguy # airport #fb Wed Jan 20 22:50:39 +0000 2016
  • Why is this donut crunchy? #fb Wed Jan 20 22:49:24 +0000 2016
  • A genuine ninth planet… GTFO!! https://t.co/KJpUYhNYLH Wed Jan 20 20:05:07 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/uU7KbeJ8Wu Wed Jan 20 16:24:30 +0000 2016
  • Who’s with stupid? https://t.co/U2pU6rygqw Wed Jan 20 16:12:17 +0000 2016
  • Sitting here in early morning meeting and I literally rolled out of bed 20 min ago #fb Wed Jan 20 13:46:28 +0000 2016
  • Just wrote a whole book chapter. And the inbox is holding at 2 digits! I get to go to sleep! Yay! Wed Jan 20 07:34:44 +0000 2016
  • Just realized I’ve been spelling “attuned” incorrectly my entire life #fb Wed Jan 20 07:07:37 +0000 2016
  • Baby Obama sitting atop his grandfather. I actually thought the grandfather was Barack! Quite a resemblance. https://t.co/h8R53b60wr Wed Jan 20 05:53:03 +0000 2016
  • Hilarious. @Snowden has almost 2 million Twitter followers but only follows one: @NSAGov https://t.co/bKXBUJU1ld Wed Jan 20 03:49:25 +0000 2016
  • “Shields at maximum Yarnell.” Heh heh. Wed Jan 20 03:36:53 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/hbJ81H1ZrO Wed Jan 20 02:38:56 +0000 2016
  • Just wrote a whole paragraph about research paradigm “shits” Wed Jan 20 01:43:30 +0000 2016
  • And this is why Trump has so much support https://t.co/NBuaNBv5HE Tue Jan 19 22:51:40 +0000 2016
  • That awkward moment when a student complaining about a final grade suddenly realizes they never actually submitted one of the assignments. Tue Jan 19 18:25:34 +0000 2016
  • No joke, but when I was a kid I actually thought “Oh Danny Boy” was a song about plumbing. Tue Jan 19 17:54:09 +0000 2016
  • .@uOttawa undergrads applying to epidemiology grad school: come to our workshop on how to write a letter of intent https://t.co/j48xF8L48y Tue Jan 19 16:49:25 +0000 2016
  • Looks like they’re building a snowboard half pipe in front of my office. https://t.co/8WKdbg8s8x Tue Jan 19 16:34:46 +0000 2016
  • #grammar https://t.co/4a5EtsX10B Tue Jan 19 16:15:25 +0000 2016
  • “Remember, Kif, the fastest way to a girl’s bed is through her parents. Have sex with them, and you’re in.” -Zap Branigan Tue Jan 19 14:06:32 +0000 2016
  • Wandering my condo building at 4:AM. Bumped into the poor shmuck who delivers newspapers. Scared the bejeezus out of both of us. Tue Jan 19 14:06:27 +0000 2016
  • Celebrities dropping like flies. Mind can’t help wondering who’s next. I have some predictions, but it would be simply wrong to voice them. Tue Jan 19 07:52:40 +0000 2016
  • Trump supporters statistically tend to be… authoritarians. https://t.co/BRGAVatKy2 Tue Jan 19 07:43:01 +0000 2016
  • .@neiltyson I suppose you’ve already seen this? https://t.co/pvT306iH8L Tue Jan 19 05:06:14 +0000 2016
  • David Bowie’s lesser known transsexual love affair https://t.co/IwFMvsdPym Tue Jan 19 05:04:44 +0000 2016
  • Delaying writing Bowie obit. Meanwhile Richman, Frey & Iron Mike Sharpe have died. Universe is penalizing the elderly for my procrastination Tue Jan 19 03:24:18 +0000 2016
  • Celebrity death watch continues https://t.co/LYA3dan8xg Tue Jan 19 02:59:52 +0000 2016
  • Fascinating: the secret language of fans https://t.co/GuSmpvDyVl Mon Jan 18 15:10:24 +0000 2016
  • Woke up and immediately checked my Twitter feed to see who’s died now. Mon Jan 18 13:59:52 +0000 2016
  • Tonight I wrote 12 reference letters and there isn’t even a dent in my inbox. Waaaaaaahhhh! Mon Jan 18 08:35:54 +0000 2016
  • So this is a thing? https://t.co/o0pCgJJXdh Mon Jan 18 08:11:49 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/jNSDZELZm3 Mon Jan 18 06:50:41 +0000 2016
  • “Quit copy and pasting, man” Ha! #UFCBoston #UFCFightNight81 Mon Jan 18 05:46:11 +0000 2016
  • Weird score cards. But the right man won #UFCBoston #UFCFightNight81 Mon Jan 18 05:42:38 +0000 2016
  • TJ wins last round. I score it 3-2 for Cruz, but I can see it the other way #UFCBoston #UFCFightNight81 Mon Jan 18 05:38:48 +0000 2016
  • Shit. My illegal FS1 stream has a “warning” label blocking the action! #UFCBoston #UFCFightNight81 Mon Jan 18 05:33:52 +0000 2016
  • TJ took that round. 3 to 1 for Cruz. But it might be tied. #UFCBoston #UFCFightNight81 Mon Jan 18 05:32:26 +0000 2016
  • RT @BloodyElbow: Dom has always breathed heavy in his fights. Always. That doesn’t mean much. #UFCBoston Mon Jan 18 05:27:10 +0000 2016
  • 3 rounds for Cruz. Now TJ has to stop him or the Dominator reclaims his crown #UFCBoston #UFCFightNight81 Mon Jan 18 05:26:33 +0000 2016
  • Round 2 for Cruz #UFCBoston #UFCFightNight81 Mon Jan 18 05:19:43 +0000 2016
  • I score round 1 for Cruz #UFCBoston #UFCFightNight81 Mon Jan 18 05:17:18 +0000 2016
  • Shit. Cruz looks tired #UFCBoston #UFCFightNight81 Mon Jan 18 05:11:17 +0000 2016
  • Cruz does the Ed Grimley dance #UFCBoston #UFCFightNight81 Mon Jan 18 05:07:34 +0000 2016
  • TJ wins the battle of the walkout themes #UFCBoston #UFCFightNight81 Mon Jan 18 05:03:32 +0000 2016
  • RT @MMARoasted: The last time Dominick Cruz fought, Charlie Sheen only had herpes. #UFCBoston Mon Jan 18 05:01:45 +0000 2016
  • Animated GIF of the day https://t.co/KFG6ayC0NX Mon Jan 18 04:48:07 +0000 2016
  • Props to Boston for playing Bowie tunes at #UFCFightNight81 Mon Jan 18 04:19:54 +0000 2016
  • I was hoping @realDonaldTrump would have lived Tweeted the #DemDebate Mon Jan 18 04:08:11 +0000 2016
  • Okay switching from #DemDebate to #UFCBoston #UFCFightNight81 now #fb Mon Jan 18 03:48:33 +0000 2016
  • I’d forgotten how creepy Jim Webb was. #demdebate #fb Mon Jan 18 03:48:09 +0000 2016
  • All I know is O’Malley is concerned about “coming through the back door”, if you know what I’m saying #DemDebate #fb Mon Jan 18 03:37:59 +0000 2016
  • RT @exjon: I love hearing great-grandparents tell me how they’re going to fix the internet. #demdebate Mon Jan 18 03:36:47 +0000 2016
  • Holy shit. O’Malley is sounding smart. #DemDebate #fb Mon Jan 18 03:33:31 +0000 2016
  • RT @TheRoot: It’s unlikely that Harry Truman would actually want healthcare for ALL Americans https://t.co/HbDaKcCJzk #DemsDebate Mon Jan 18 02:54:39 +0000 2016
  • RT @ChloeAngyal: O’Malley: “Mom, Dad, please don’t fight.” #DemsDebate Mon Jan 18 02:54:33 +0000 2016
  • @chenoa_marie well you know I’m the word…. um… you know… word guy. Mon Jan 18 02:46:57 +0000 2016
  • Jeebus, Hilary’s smarminess makes me cringe #DemsDebate #fb Mon Jan 18 02:39:59 +0000 2016
  • Hilary is the champion of not answering the question #DemocraticDebate #fb Mon Jan 18 02:35:08 +0000 2016
  • RT @altclassic: On this day in 1996, #DavidBowie was inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. https://t.co/AubshBnnNR Mon Jan 18 02:16:21 +0000 2016
  • For those of you not yet done with the Bowie tributes, this is pretty cool: https://t.co/1Oue8QDapX Mon Jan 18 02:09:52 +0000 2016
  • I just successfully installed @meetlima. Join the Pioneers! https://t.co/l1BNp4FK3l Mon Jan 18 02:03:00 +0000 2016
  • UFC or Democratic Debate? Which battle of the meat-heads and blow-hards do I watch tonight? Mon Jan 18 01:28:35 +0000 2016
  • A posthumous letter to David Bowie from a palliative care doctor: https://t.co/lOecKuHqrY Mon Jan 18 00:24:45 +0000 2016
  • Zoddamn. Check out the interior of SpaceX’s Dragon 2 space capsule https://t.co/F1Y6ToJxYI Sun Jan 17 23:16:05 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/qoMQHrFyVT Sun Jan 17 23:09:04 +0000 2016
  • How to subsidize math impairment https://t.co/z43WUA1ETm Sun Jan 17 22:57:33 +0000 2016
  • I liked a @YouTube video https://t.co/rXFNexKyxF David Bowie – Blackstar Sun Jan 17 18:12:10 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/Qe5IsgVev9 Sun Jan 17 16:54:00 +0000 2016
  • Time to change your Facebook profile pics to the Bukina Faso flag https://t.co/QDrYrvFJfx Sun Jan 17 00:15:05 +0000 2016
  • Epidemiologist position in Thunder Bay https://t.co/4tv3iArFy7 Sat Jan 16 14:15:55 +0000 2016
  • Epidemiologist position in Toronto https://t.co/FewCRwYldT Sat Jan 16 14:14:39 +0000 2016
  • 10 people followed me and 4 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Sat Jan 16 12:55:26 +0000 2016
  • Animated GIF of the day https://t.co/M9LLIcVJpC Fri Jan 15 23:22:30 +0000 2016
  • My info on some automated system is “Raywat Deonandan, Phd”. So it just generated an email to me addressed to “Dr PhD” Fri Jan 15 22:52:53 +0000 2016
  • If Donald Trump Were In Horror Films https://t.co/ODkENoaQnV https://t.co/W21tdWkOfb Fri Jan 15 13:33:46 +0000 2016
  • To those math-impaired people who did not win $1 billion in the Powerball lottery…. https://t.co/DRYDsGFkrR Fri Jan 15 13:23:05 +0000 2016
  • That’s not how it works #lotto #Powerball https://t.co/DqYwgNlgye Fri Jan 15 13:03:06 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/JfWIL6pe6s Fri Jan 15 13:02:05 +0000 2016
  • Holy fucking shit. David Bowie had planned to perform a surprise concert in Toronto just last week https://t.co/74Smyi5F1G Fri Jan 15 12:51:10 +0000 2016
  • Nikki Haley needs to read this https://t.co/CSdVBfrKcj Thu Jan 14 22:26:48 +0000 2016
  • What the fuck is this? https://t.co/cpCB1Wnw8L Thu Jan 14 22:15:11 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/SpzkZtgE2m Thu Jan 14 19:59:19 +0000 2016
  • “The Playboy Mansion is for sale. But luckily, so is bleach.” -Seth Meyers Thu Jan 14 16:51:54 +0000 2016
  • Ha! https://t.co/dZAz59zGeA Thu Jan 14 15:57:56 +0000 2016
  • “I hope everyone learned their important FB lesson & googled ‘did alan rickman fuck a kid’ before expressing their grief today” -Nick Woods Thu Jan 14 15:29:28 +0000 2016
  • Best comment I’ve read so far about the death of Alan Rickman: “He’s somewhere sitting on a beach, earning 20%.” Thu Jan 14 15:13:02 +0000 2016
  • A comment on io9: “Well, the 2016th season of Earth sucks so far. I don’t get why the writers have to kill off so many loveable characters” Thu Jan 14 15:10:49 +0000 2016
  • Nice interview with my colleague @sspronk https://t.co/2nn8w9bjLM Thu Jan 14 14:58:01 +0000 2016
  • Meanwhile, in non-celebrity death news…. terrorist attacks in Jakarta https://t.co/6KDZTr1zEO Thu Jan 14 14:36:09 +0000 2016
  • It’s true…. Rickman has left the building https://t.co/lSoKo6I8Bf Thu Jan 14 13:20:21 +0000 2016
  • Donald Trump, David Bowie, and Alan Rickman were all 69 this year. We’re stuck with just one of them now. Perhaps it’s true: Earth IS Hell. Thu Jan 14 13:19:36 +0000 2016
  • “The greatest artist of our times. The most dignified of men.” -Jefferson Hack #RIPDavidBowie Wed Jan 13 18:46:28 +0000 2016
  • Bowie answers the Proust questionnaire https://t.co/JwoKFtf2gD Wed Jan 13 18:25:02 +0000 2016
  • The number of times the word “crucial” has appeared in the essays of 81 students has hit 40. At 50 I will ban it from all future assignments Wed Jan 13 08:00:07 +0000 2016
  • #RIPDavidBowie https://t.co/ncecjpbza8 Wed Jan 13 07:48:13 +0000 2016
  • Every year in my 4th year global health class, at least one student refers to Africa as “a country”. Automatic fail. Wed Jan 13 07:33:33 +0000 2016
  • Damn it. Kim Jong Un, Elvis, and David Bowie all have the same birthday. (Along with one of my ex-girlfriends. Awkward.) Wed Jan 13 06:14:20 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/hgObkjQIF6 Wed Jan 13 06:04:35 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/Z0eXFcU7Ko Wed Jan 13 06:03:26 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/h0WjlTdJBD Tue Jan 12 22:22:01 +0000 2016
  • The last person David Bowie followed on Twitter was… God. And He replied: https://t.co/Z1UGY9dcIR Tue Jan 12 22:20:13 +0000 2016
  • Old age is accepting that the best thing you bought for yourself in the past year was a 75 cent shoe horn. Tue Jan 12 22:06:10 +0000 2016
  • Yesterday…. John Lennon: “As usual, David, you’re late.” David Bowie: “Yes, but at least I’m fashionably late, darling.” (h/t youtube) Tue Jan 12 21:15:08 +0000 2016
  • In a 2000 word essay, I just counted 3 uses of “crucial” and 2 of “imperative”. Apparently there are some truly pressing issues out there! Tue Jan 12 20:51:05 +0000 2016
  • How universities can help students avoid plagiarism: get them to write better https://t.co/in4u3DcGip Tue Jan 12 19:58:21 +0000 2016
  • One of my musical fantasies was to hear David Bowie sing a Rush song, specifically “Tom Sawyer.” It’ll never happen now. Tue Jan 12 18:01:32 +0000 2016
  • Sweet Jeebus, Bowie covered one of the world’s greatest songs: Beach Boys’ “God Only Knows.” https://t.co/mpTH8H1qwN Tue Jan 12 18:00:57 +0000 2016
  • Undergrad Research Awards for UOttawa Students https://t.co/BLBLm0O141 Tue Jan 12 17:46:12 +0000 2016
  • Clearly someone has been teaching my students you structure a 5 paragraph essay: 3 pars of intro, 1 par of analysis, and 1 par of conclusion Tue Jan 12 09:11:48 +0000 2016
  • Something else I’ve learned from my undergrad essays: there’s no difference between an invention and a discovery. Tue Jan 12 08:37:17 +0000 2016
  • Just learned from my undergrad essays that Magnesium is a herb. Tue Jan 12 08:05:39 +0000 2016
  • Just learned a new term from my undergrads’ essays: “medical health”. Tue Jan 12 07:54:19 +0000 2016
  • Gotta say, when a student submits an essay in ODT or other open access format, I tend to expect good things. Tue Jan 12 07:40:52 +0000 2016
  • Dear undergrad students, please stop using the word “imperative” in your essays. It doesn’t mean what you think it means. Tue Jan 12 04:18:04 +0000 2016
  • I think I once dated her https://t.co/voSndp0zZk Mon Jan 11 23:20:51 +0000 2016
  • Bowie’s lesser known personas: Cobbler Bob and Viscount Jizzmark https://t.co/Kdq5Plve7S Mon Jan 11 23:17:16 +0000 2016
  • Perhaps the very best cover of a Bowie song https://t.co/REmJZxXJWF Mon Jan 11 23:14:51 +0000 2016
  • No one knows how Bowie, Eno and Visconti came up with “Warsaw”. But maybe it went a little like this… https://t.co/ViCTIODeVb Mon Jan 11 23:12:23 +0000 2016
  • “Fame can take interesting men and thrust mediocrity upon them.” -David Bowie Mon Jan 11 23:05:41 +0000 2016
  • “I re-invented my image so many times that I’m in denial that I was originally an overweight Korean woman.” -David Bowie Mon Jan 11 23:04:21 +0000 2016
  • .@neilhimself writes an origin story for David Bowie https://t.co/stVFUwJriq Mon Jan 11 22:58:18 +0000 2016
  • A scooter driver has been killed in downtown Ottawa. Sad, yes. But it wasn’t me, those who have been inquiring. Mon Jan 11 22:56:28 +0000 2016
  • “She has as much insight into the human condition as a walnut and a self-interest that would make Narcissus green with envy” -Bowie re: ex Mon Jan 11 22:49:57 +0000 2016
  • “random” searches https://t.co/ruE9uNxJ4C Mon Jan 11 18:34:16 +0000 2016
  • Back when @rickygervais thought he was @DavidBowieReal https://t.co/2w5kDbiv8R Mon Jan 11 17:48:13 +0000 2016
  • Love this great Bowie story from Ricky Gervais. https://t.co/YF0boB13DH Mon Jan 11 17:22:59 +0000 2016
  • The @uOttawa grad pub (Cafe Nostalgica) is loudly playing Bowie music all day, blasting it to the streets. Good on them. #fb Mon Jan 11 16:48:16 +0000 2016
  • @leleinah 😮 Mon Jan 11 16:47:28 +0000 2016
  • @leleinah hey just got your xmas card. thanks! Mon Jan 11 16:10:51 +0000 2016
  • With a Quebec accent, the French for “perhaps” and “potato” sound identical #fb Mon Jan 11 15:49:02 +0000 2016
  • Headache. Minimal Sleep. Dead Bowie. And now I’m examining a thesis defence in FRENCH. I’m going to need serious drugs soon. Mon Jan 11 15:01:43 +0000 2016
  • “If UR sad today, just remember the world is over 4 billion yrs old & you somehow managed to exist at the same time as David Bowie.” S Pegg. Mon Jan 11 12:35:54 +0000 2016
  • Bowie battles Iggy Pop as cartoon superhero and supervillain (and Klaus Nomi doing some shit) https://t.co/9xLicEFQhA Mon Jan 11 12:29:43 +0000 2016
  • Bowie and Klaus Nomi as marionettes https://t.co/jH3urg3Tnv Mon Jan 11 12:26:42 +0000 2016
  • 27 years old, coked out Bowie interviewed by Dick Cavett https://t.co/nQfbIaSHPt Mon Jan 11 12:24:13 +0000 2016
  • RT @crundwellg: @deonandan “I never thought I’d need… so many people.” https://t.co/bxtEWKswC9 Mon Jan 11 12:21:36 +0000 2016
  • I will be watching my DVD of the Serious Moonlight tour on continuous loop all day https://t.co/gBMZBHz93C Mon Jan 11 11:56:34 +0000 2016
  • Most people don’t know Bowie had an aborted career as a children’s songwriter. https://t.co/5wfBB4rChQ Mon Jan 11 11:53:30 +0000 2016
  • I am not ready for a world without David Bowie. Mon Jan 11 11:39:05 +0000 2016
  • 7 people followed me and one person unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Mon Jan 11 08:53:41 +0000 2016
  • Reminder: Grand Challenges Global Health Summer Student Program Deadline is Jan 22, 2016 https://t.co/Yo9UouAvI0 Sun Jan 10 20:36:40 +0000 2016
  • Epidemiologist position in London, Ontario https://t.co/gHq4JyS2Bl Sun Jan 10 10:46:07 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/zrbP1Ajyho Sun Jan 10 07:11:51 +0000 2016
  • @BasRuttenMMA (but seriously… great show. Looking forward to next episode.) Sun Jan 10 06:21:20 +0000 2016
  • @BasRuttenMMA the show is just the opening bouts for the main event… that angelic singing voice! Sun Jan 10 06:20:31 +0000 2016
  • Toronto best place to live in the world? Clearly, the authors never had to live there. https://t.co/OAXIfJNL6D Sun Jan 10 05:47:11 +0000 2016
  • Listen to last 4 mins. @BasRuttenMMA has a great singing voice! https://t.co/xV6YIjUdh1 Sun Jan 10 05:27:07 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/SMKPURMKUd Sun Jan 10 04:57:06 +0000 2016
  • bike thief https://t.co/YoFCXDhzBi Sun Jan 10 04:56:22 +0000 2016
  • Bert and Ernie are Evil https://t.co/DE7KhkWy1U https://t.co/Lqf1VYSomF Sun Jan 10 04:42:11 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/1OJVFnoOrs Sun Jan 10 00:17:09 +0000 2016
  • RT @drchetanmehta: No funding next year for Toronto’s “Out of the cold programme”… shame on those councillors for hurting the homeless.#… Sat Jan 09 22:08:57 +0000 2016
  • Does Asgard have indoor plumbing? Where does Thor poop? #fb Sat Jan 09 19:39:16 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/DJEfH9DHvP Sat Jan 09 17:12:09 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/0UguYS4Ljb Sat Jan 09 17:11:50 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/NAOxPZ9hGY Sat Jan 09 17:10:27 +0000 2016
  • Animated GIF of the day https://t.co/vWTktPEfSA Sat Jan 09 17:08:41 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/XSVSlqvZMf Sat Jan 09 06:01:00 +0000 2016
  • Holy crap. How to bring a dead banana back to life. https://t.co/6kmhHb5EPl Sat Jan 09 04:55:50 +0000 2016
  • An Australian man’s official signature is a penis https://t.co/mpcZpNJMh4 https://t.co/4rGNL8krIB Sat Jan 09 04:38:53 +0000 2016
  • #irony https://t.co/GylgkbaAop Sat Jan 09 04:36:15 +0000 2016
  • Pizza Rat is now Cosby Rat https://t.co/ybDW81z0mT Sat Jan 09 04:25:47 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/EZuSnR2F0v Sat Jan 09 02:48:25 +0000 2016
  • Regardless of how offensive his statements, it’s more scary that a student is denied a degree because of his opinion https://t.co/JCLX59AnEI Fri Jan 08 20:44:12 +0000 2016
  • In case you skipped your drugs this morning. https://t.co/ZbTYhVo1XD Fri Jan 08 15:59:36 +0000 2016
  • A column in the Ottawa Citizen written by one of our @uottawa HSS students https://t.co/oG7XTZFxQ0 Fri Jan 08 15:53:35 +0000 2016
  • “Wingardium Leviosa” https://t.co/MrMaz2ncvA Fri Jan 08 15:49:34 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/fTmDTlTuLR Fri Jan 08 15:41:17 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/PSahczhxlS Fri Jan 08 15:40:06 +0000 2016
  • I don’t know what’s going on here. https://t.co/zJmmI5tUE2 Fri Jan 08 15:38:12 +0000 2016
  • snobs. snobs everywhere. https://t.co/pWDUllr6uc Fri Jan 08 15:37:41 +0000 2016
  • Fourth Affiliated Hospital of Zhengzhou University demolished, patients still inside. Beware breaking the 4th wall. https://t.co/iJ51TPbwr0 Fri Jan 08 15:29:41 +0000 2016
  • Another Google Hangout research meeting sone & I’m still in my pyjamas. Sweet. (I don’t really wear PJs. Included to maintain my PG rating) Fri Jan 08 15:19:04 +0000 2016
  • .@DavidBilbert https://t.co/E9z1ivGE7b Fri Jan 08 06:35:05 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/AlCrsuqZqk Fri Jan 08 00:41:31 +0000 2016
  • #nope https://t.co/yQb7nJYMFN Fri Jan 08 00:40:54 +0000 2016
  • Scrolled past this image and, I swear, I thought it was me! https://t.co/qo1m8YevsZ Fri Jan 08 00:38:17 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/o8JvMnqC7t Fri Jan 08 00:25:08 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/Qq2ypsjDCU Fri Jan 08 00:24:04 +0000 2016
  • Sweet Jeebus. Inbox holding at 2 digits. I get to have a nap now, right? #fb Thu Jan 07 21:05:31 +0000 2016
  • #fail https://t.co/T57JpTH55X Thu Jan 07 15:14:32 +0000 2016
  • Farting goats force plane to make emergency landing https://t.co/8Abks5wpV4 Thu Jan 07 15:08:35 +0000 2016
  • Farts are magical https://t.co/0yFYZGZxos Thu Jan 07 15:07:52 +0000 2016
  • Just wrote 20 reference letters. Inbox is under 100. I get to go to sleep. And it’s only 2:40AM. Yayyy! #fb Thu Jan 07 07:39:59 +0000 2016
  • Opportunity for Grad Student https://t.co/f3IeDU5UJZ Thu Jan 07 06:52:07 +0000 2016
  • @mikozlowski sigh Thu Jan 07 03:31:48 +0000 2016
  • @mikozlowski no, not you too! Thu Jan 07 03:21:59 +0000 2016
  • Gotta say, Robin Black is the most eloquent MMA analyst I’ve ever heard. Sorry @SBNLukeThomas Thu Jan 07 03:21:42 +0000 2016
  • winter has arrived on Mars! Today’s low is -85.0C and its high -24.0C Thu Jan 07 02:27:40 +0000 2016
  • Aw, I want a flying dog, too! (Mind you, the poop situation would be out of control) https://t.co/olDypZ5cgM Thu Jan 07 02:21:47 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/YWxLuLXYOf Thu Jan 07 02:03:30 +0000 2016
  • @leleinah bit I needs them! Wed Jan 06 23:19:51 +0000 2016
  • @adr nooooooo! Wed Jan 06 22:58:12 +0000 2016
  • Hey is Active Surplus on Queen Street in Toronto gone? #fb Wed Jan 06 22:54:20 +0000 2016
  • How did I miss this study? It seems that UFC fighters who smile at weigh-ins tend to lose more often https://t.co/BAtqM58hK4 Wed Jan 06 20:38:29 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/kyiPNseNmU Wed Jan 06 20:28:49 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/ToLR8dSkIB Wed Jan 06 20:26:11 +0000 2016
  • @leleinah Damn. Now you know my secret. Wed Jan 06 17:46:42 +0000 2016
  • Perfect military solution to the North Korean threat. https://t.co/b9p1tShQmc Wed Jan 06 17:29:24 +0000 2016
  • I have to use up all my North Korea cartoons before shit gets real. https://t.co/JdyV3KR3iX Wed Jan 06 17:27:43 +0000 2016
  • The difference between North and South Korea https://t.co/FA7mFx8vZ7 Wed Jan 06 17:26:21 +0000 2016
  • It’s sort of nice that so much time has passed since the Cold War that people need to be re-educated about what a Hydrogen bomb is. Wed Jan 06 17:23:52 +0000 2016
  • The North Korean threat intensifies…. https://t.co/KM56mdTpH7 Wed Jan 06 17:20:37 +0000 2016
  • so, North Korea has nukes…. https://t.co/PC5WR3sUBT Wed Jan 06 17:20:18 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/XOzCmUenUG Wed Jan 06 17:10:40 +0000 2016
  • Just remembered I have money in US accounts. Time to take advantage of the sinking loonie! Wed Jan 06 17:09:30 +0000 2016
  • CBC reporter just described Hydrogen bomb as “made of Hydrogen” and “a kind of nuclear fission.” We are doomed, and not because of the bomb Wed Jan 06 16:05:55 +0000 2016
  • Almost genius https://t.co/hJVMfg5n81 Wed Jan 06 15:50:17 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/QgFqCvuMkm Wed Jan 06 15:48:52 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/6sJdeThSJ6 Wed Jan 06 15:43:07 +0000 2016
  • 3 people followed me and 4 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Wed Jan 06 07:51:02 +0000 2016
  • Scott Weiland https://t.co/ncmQ4w82eW https://t.co/cHw1lsdP3H Wed Jan 06 05:10:44 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/Suyf3Ed9kF Wed Jan 06 03:34:29 +0000 2016
  • How did I miss this? Roy Jones Jr is now Russian? https://t.co/mq764AWLNk Wed Jan 06 03:12:08 +0000 2016
  • >140 characters? https://t.co/4OJ7rHnIkn Wed Jan 06 02:33:12 +0000 2016
  • Even the neutered have paternal rights https://t.co/ERQ23GlZ7x Wed Jan 06 01:11:30 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/VwAGVMyd5B Wed Jan 06 01:05:47 +0000 2016
  • Facebook Barbie https://t.co/wDNwyFAABR Wed Jan 06 01:04:40 +0000 2016
  • @RedParrots i can only assume the jar is offering an awesome compound interest rate Wed Jan 06 01:03:56 +0000 2016
  • heh heh https://t.co/0Zi0p78qdQ Wed Jan 06 01:03:01 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/LvDny1Zw7h Wed Jan 06 01:02:30 +0000 2016
  • “I don’t have to be an excellent husband. I just have to be slightly less annoying that starting divorce proceedings” -@RomeshRanga #fb Wed Jan 06 00:48:04 +0000 2016
  • That’s not how math works https://t.co/fWYRO7mi5n Wed Jan 06 00:47:04 +0000 2016
  • @scowlyguy good for resisting forced fellatio Wed Jan 06 00:46:48 +0000 2016
  • You’re doing it wrong…. but I might try that https://t.co/j5mLOb8oNk Wed Jan 06 00:44:27 +0000 2016
  • Way to use 3 items in the gym when you actually need…. none https://t.co/d4bwJfh37f Wed Jan 06 00:42:46 +0000 2016
  • The emails just… keep… piling up…. #fb Tue Jan 05 22:01:47 +0000 2016
  • Why should a prof ask permission to be vulgar? And why is vulgarity a defensible reason to sack a professor? . https://t.co/VGMgfAZ3R0 Tue Jan 05 21:59:48 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/yTPakNxovA Tue Jan 05 21:35:34 +0000 2016
  • Finally, Lumosity pays the price for its unscientific bullshit https://t.co/rLuzynVnJK Tue Jan 05 21:22:59 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/F5DVZTYTWo Tue Jan 05 15:40:25 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/bk4723QEkq Tue Jan 05 15:40:18 +0000 2016
  • A good fibre supplement makes every morning so much more exciting #fb Tue Jan 05 15:16:01 +0000 2016
  • Separated at Birth, part 99 https://t.co/nMHcw20eRa Mon Jan 04 20:29:10 +0000 2016
  • @sam_clouthier pics or it didn’t happen Mon Jan 04 19:39:45 +0000 2016
  • When I was young, the periodic table of elements was a 4×4 table. Bloody scientists, always discovering shit. Mon Jan 04 19:17:00 +0000 2016
  • Permissive gun laws resulting in innocent kids getting shot? I’m shocked! SHOCKED, I say! https://t.co/OylbuYJ17x Mon Jan 04 19:15:17 +0000 2016
  • Poor GSP https://t.co/7qaVI55nfS Mon Jan 04 19:08:24 +0000 2016
  • “I eat alphabet soup and shit novels.” #fb Mon Jan 04 18:17:20 +0000 2016
  • 4 new elements added to the table. Glad I’m not in school anymore. https://t.co/1VDsmj0vdC Mon Jan 04 18:02:07 +0000 2016
  • As I’m sitting here, munching on Guyanese bake, I felt I should share this: https://t.co/G5gFpl83Qx Mon Jan 04 17:28:23 +0000 2016
  • Know what I hate? Fucking business jargon. It’s a special language for douchebags. This helps: https://t.co/bbjRRNWo56 Mon Jan 04 16:48:38 +0000 2016
  • #want https://t.co/tqNn5rUChO Mon Jan 04 16:34:33 +0000 2016
  • I used to confuse podiatry with pediatrics #fb Mon Jan 04 13:49:48 +0000 2016
  • That Joseph Gordon Levitt is one charming motherfracker #fb Mon Jan 04 13:45:09 +0000 2016
  • Damn Zuckerberg https://t.co/oTlgbrzaRX Mon Jan 04 12:46:49 +0000 2016
  • But apparently Facebook is okay with this vegetable https://t.co/2nszwIetR5 Mon Jan 04 06:09:34 +0000 2016
  • So Facebook just blocked me from posting this photo of a vegetable: https://t.co/LwKdh8f0FG Mon Jan 04 06:00:35 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/D6qzvNnBxW Mon Jan 04 05:58:53 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/uLm9A0UEzV Mon Jan 04 05:50:00 +0000 2016
  • A small handful of slow drivers are the cause of most traffic pile-ups https://t.co/tS9YadSbHT Mon Jan 04 05:49:10 +0000 2016
  • @scowlyguy Connery. Duh. Mon Jan 04 05:34:05 +0000 2016
  • Strange to overhear my elderly Guyanese parents debating what kind of actor makes a good James Bond. Mon Jan 04 05:29:24 +0000 2016
  • Inspired by @HuShuo to invent this edict: “classic rock” is that which is played by any band named after a place (Kansas, Boston, Chicago..) Mon Jan 04 05:12:16 +0000 2016
  • Ambient noises from Mumbai airport: https://t.co/SVpt4ODueW via @YouTube Mon Jan 04 04:57:50 +0000 2016
  • The Cat-like Sounds of Peacocks in India: https://t.co/vvRHz9az0x via @YouTube Mon Jan 04 04:46:48 +0000 2016
  • Gujarat Put The Modi in Immodium https://t.co/1Yu5OwwpEX https://t.co/H4B3aUGUrH Mon Jan 04 03:55:38 +0000 2016
  • @adr there are probably others. I’m afraid to find out. Mon Jan 04 03:27:06 +0000 2016
  • Sweet Jeebus, USians tried *again* to remake Fawlty Towers, this time with John Larroquette. https://t.co/aqdqhWzAr3 Mon Jan 04 03:20:09 +0000 2016
  • So the Amer’cans remade “Fawlty Towers”… and took out the Basil Fawlty character. Sweet Zod, what a mess. https://t.co/M4xDvDIwHS Mon Jan 04 03:18:08 +0000 2016
  • “Sherlock: The Abominable Bride”… A solid B. Maybe a B+ if one is feeling generous. #fb Mon Jan 04 02:23:17 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert i know. i stood on her corpse. Sun Jan 03 23:37:11 +0000 2016
  • The waves at Tel Aviv: https://t.co/ujHlHo6H2h via @YouTube Sun Jan 03 23:30:47 +0000 2016
  • Some Brief Observations from Tel Aviv: https://t.co/PdfbYPswk2 via @YouTube Sun Jan 03 23:29:31 +0000 2016
  • Getting Pomegranate Juice in Old Jerusalem: https://t.co/hohTWJF6aD via @YouTube Sun Jan 03 23:28:28 +0000 2016
  • Old Jerusalem: https://t.co/RaEsjIWfHQ via @YouTube Sun Jan 03 23:25:52 +0000 2016
  • The Ramp of Masada (part 2): https://t.co/70g8nLW5ZP via @YouTube Sun Jan 03 23:24:36 +0000 2016
  • The Ramp at Masada (part 1): https://t.co/JWZenbZg2Y via @YouTube Sun Jan 03 23:24:34 +0000 2016
  • Haifa at Night: https://t.co/rzO5A4Y6DP via @YouTube Sun Jan 03 23:23:24 +0000 2016
  • Buying Cigarettes in Tel Aviv: https://t.co/Hca8WBQPt6 via @YouTube Sun Jan 03 23:22:11 +0000 2016
  • At the Dead Sea: https://t.co/RoiEV1Wlhc via @YouTube Sun Jan 03 23:22:10 +0000 2016
  • At the Top of Masada: https://t.co/1FxbahYnd7 via @YouTube Sun Jan 03 23:20:57 +0000 2016
  • The Wailing Wall: https://t.co/dbTdwsn731 via @YouTube Sun Jan 03 23:20:55 +0000 2016
  • At the Church of Holy Sepulchre: https://t.co/icTWOwcMHB via @YouTube Sun Jan 03 23:20:53 +0000 2016
  • Israel https://t.co/QYiXod0h9P https://t.co/SgpQsUCjsI Sun Jan 03 22:13:30 +0000 2016
  • Some ambient sounds from the Tel Aviv bar Rothschild 12: https://t.co/XJNho35lP7 via @YouTube Sun Jan 03 22:05:47 +0000 2016
  • A Few Observations from Old Jerusalem: https://t.co/lSxQYQYlJi via @YouTube Sun Jan 03 22:01:19 +0000 2016
  • A few observations from Old Jerusalem: https://t.co/Cjv79PWpfV via @YouTube Sun Jan 03 21:50:19 +0000 2016
  • Cheating in North American schools https://t.co/w4Leoo9ohV Sun Jan 03 20:32:40 +0000 2016
  • “75% of postgraduates found guilty of plagiarism were from abroad, with a third from China.” https://t.co/NgwSi3Hdew Sun Jan 03 20:30:16 +0000 2016
  • For @DavidBilbert https://t.co/uCOZgbKnRX Sun Jan 03 19:19:04 +0000 2016
  • Apparently there were some hotties around in 1890 https://t.co/8cWMwLeUKf Sun Jan 03 19:04:45 +0000 2016
  • Animated GIF of the day https://t.co/HdumjFc0vS Sun Jan 03 19:02:14 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/53QC1Atri1 Sun Jan 03 18:57:44 +0000 2016
  • There’s always an asshole driving slowly in the fast lane. No that’s not a metaphor. But it should be. Sun Jan 03 06:24:38 +0000 2016
  • I’m mentioned in this Czech article, but I can’t read Czech. I will therefore assume it’s about how handsome I am. https://t.co/XZRqyL6XaH Sun Jan 03 06:13:00 +0000 2016
  • Just spent 10 minutes staring at the mirror, trying to figure out if I’ve showered already. Ah, old age. Sat Jan 02 19:01:26 +0000 2016
  • “Teacher says, every time a white guy grows dreadlocks an angel gets the 311 discography” -@TheStofer Sat Jan 02 18:56:08 +0000 2016
  • Beware white guys with dreadlocks https://t.co/Xlfu8ZMXyI Sat Jan 02 18:07:59 +0000 2016
  • Well this is a thing: the Miss Klingon Empire Beauty Pageant. Scroll down for pics of the… um… “winners” https://t.co/9E6399EODu Sat Jan 02 16:08:22 +0000 2016
  • So, in Florida a black kid wears a hoodie and gets shot. Meanwhile, white dudes have to break into jail. https://t.co/JNvAaibNrV Sat Jan 02 15:51:38 +0000 2016
  • “No one has ever looked at a white guy with dreads and said “That’s the right guy for the job!” Ever.” -@revious Sat Jan 02 15:41:43 +0000 2016
  • “The best thing about sitting next to the white guy with dreads on the bus is no one thinks you’re the one that farted” -@mrtruthandsoul Sat Jan 02 15:40:28 +0000 2016
  • “Not every white guy who’s good at hackysack has dreadlocks, but every white guy with dreadlocks is good at hackysack.” -@DanielRCarrillo Sat Jan 02 15:38:26 +0000 2016
  • “Carnivorous plants, birds that can’t fly, white guys with dreadlocks…this world is full of some crazy shit.” -@BlackSheep_USC Sat Jan 02 15:36:56 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert that’s because of the high vaccination rate Sat Jan 02 15:22:23 +0000 2016
  • “Both Wayne Rogers and Pernell Roberts dead. All versions of Trapper John MD are now gone” Shit, forgot about Elliott Gould Sat Jan 02 01:36:50 +0000 2016
  • Both Wayne Rogers and Pernell Roberts dead. All versions of Trapper John MD are now gone. #fb Sat Jan 02 01:32:11 +0000 2016
  • Sweet Zod, someone has made an Star Wars ep IV entirely in ASCII. When will this insanity end? https://t.co/iEX5EQrbNv .@DavidBilbert Sat Jan 02 00:39:27 +0000 2016
  • Reading about the life and works of Robert Owen. What a guy. Ashame we never learned of him in school. #fb Fri Jan 01 23:53:46 +0000 2016
  • The Flash and Agent Carter: Doing Dramatic Irony Right https://t.co/cjWCCItq3H Fri Jan 01 21:29:46 +0000 2016
  • 2016 https://t.co/Gv9F1rbfLd https://t.co/dzhhFu2YBS Fri Jan 01 19:12:35 +0000 2016
  • Twitter Tweets from 12-1-15 to 12-31-15 https://t.co/EZPKMUcbeQ Fri Jan 01 18:36:03 +0000 2016
  • Attention everyone I may or may not owe email replies to: I’m spending the day reading an actual book. So don’t expect any replies from me! Fri Jan 01 18:09:36 +0000 2016
  • 2 people followed me and one person unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Fri Jan 01 07:35:32 +0000 2016