Twitter Tweets from 3-1-16 to 3-31-16

Archived Twitter tweets from 2016-03-01 to 2016-03-31, courtesy of the Twime Machine:

  • @adr does it come with a spacey sci-fi name change? Thu Mar 31 21:11:55 +0000 2016
  • He’s got royalties coming out his ass https://t.co/CLCmaB3TSU Thu Mar 31 20:44:33 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/ggDsSoCP8k Thu Mar 31 20:41:53 +0000 2016
  • Not a particularly big fan of Obama, but we need to remember this…. https://t.co/mlpvD3FF5r Thu Mar 31 20:40:03 +0000 2016
  • So which one is made up, his name or his job title? Or his face? https://t.co/IUZGx8SgIT Thu Mar 31 20:39:14 +0000 2016
  • @mirhadloncar hey coming to royal oak tonight? CSEBOttawa is hosting trivia night in basement Thu Mar 31 20:09:44 +0000 2016
  • @jayeldee I left early. Got bored. Thu Mar 31 20:04:56 +0000 2016
  • Anyone else distracted by the rhotacism when anglophones speak French? #fb Thu Mar 31 19:03:26 +0000 2016
  • @jayeldee ha. This place, man. Thu Mar 31 19:00:07 +0000 2016
  • These are more a series of speeches rather than actual debate arguments #chancellorsdebate Thu Mar 31 18:49:01 +0000 2016
  • Skills that are needed: global mindset and risk taking. Not things I see taught here. #chancellorsdebate Thu Mar 31 18:27:51 +0000 2016
  • @jayeldee heck there isn’t even a hash tag Thu Mar 31 18:22:37 +0000 2016
  • @jayeldee I expect a lot of pointless quoting from the strategic plan Thu Mar 31 18:16:44 +0000 2016
  • @jayeldee to be resolved, Our graduates are ready. This should be rich. Thu Mar 31 18:12:59 +0000 2016
  • Seated, waiting for start of Chancellor’s debate at @uOttawa. But I’m also filled with timbits. So I predict some loud napping. #fb Thu Mar 31 18:10:10 +0000 2016
  • Saw this near the Beaches in Toronto. I guess Superman won. https://t.co/Ke1VjINMWg Thu Mar 31 17:19:44 +0000 2016
  • So sick of rude people on the Toronto to subway https://t.co/m7J1RVkGoW Thu Mar 31 17:19:06 +0000 2016
  • Got a wrong number text… in French. Ended up having virtual conversation with a faceless stranger in another language. #NyQuil #fb Thu Mar 31 17:16:51 +0000 2016
  • If my surname were “Hardwick” I would never pronounce the “W” Thu Mar 31 17:16:43 +0000 2016
  • RT @CSEBOttawa: Don’t forget to come by to see what @deonandan has cooked up for us at trivia night tonight at 8pm! More info here: https:/… Thu Mar 31 16:53:43 +0000 2016
  • RT @jdemboyz: A nausea of Trump supporters #ModernCollectiveNouns Thu Mar 31 16:37:40 +0000 2016
  • @CigaretsChill that would be HILARIOUS Thu Mar 31 15:56:35 +0000 2016
  • “Wealth is the relentless enemy of understanding” – JK Galbraith #fb Thu Mar 31 11:48:04 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert sexy Wed Mar 30 22:46:27 +0000 2016
  • .@DavidBilbert train is passing through Brockville and I just got the douche chills Wed Mar 30 22:31:29 +0000 2016
  • Back in @VIA_Rail business class for the next 4 hours. Gonna drink my way to oblivion, so no one bug me for a while. #fb Wed Mar 30 19:17:24 +0000 2016
  • Trudeau government has its flaws. But at least it’s undoing the shit-show that was the Harper regime https://t.co/y1dehqiBCG Wed Mar 30 17:16:06 +0000 2016
  • @bensolotoolong yeah, that occurred to me Wed Mar 30 16:39:34 +0000 2016
  • Alumni, donors, students, faculty, & staff of U of Toronto… enter the U of T Magazine photo contest! https://t.co/YNFx9jthB0 Wed Mar 30 14:45:49 +0000 2016
  • RT @kiraNSA_: Anyone saying that #BatmanvSuperman was good: there wasn’t even a Stan Lee cameo! Disgraceful. Pay your respects, Snyder. Wed Mar 30 04:59:52 +0000 2016
  • RT @LindseyPelas: I think half of America thinks that plastic surgery literally involves plastic Wed Mar 30 04:49:49 +0000 2016
  • RT @iD4RO: 27 Mind-Blowing Facts We Learned From Mansbridge’s Interview With Marie Henein 1. Lawyers have to defend their clients 2. Peopl… Wed Mar 30 04:37:45 +0000 2016
  • @renaymo so happy Twitter allows me to take the high road and employ the block function. bye bye. Wed Mar 30 04:12:40 +0000 2016
  • @renaymo wow. and i thought the Trump supporters calling me racist slurs was lowest I would see Twitter go tonight. you’re in fine company Wed Mar 30 04:09:54 +0000 2016
  • @renaymo did you just call me a bitch? how charming. Wed Mar 30 04:07:59 +0000 2016
  • @renaymo yeah that would never survive a constitutional challenge in Canada Wed Mar 30 04:07:00 +0000 2016
  • Thank u Marie Henein for articulating the importance of due process and why the burden of proof rests with accusers. https://t.co/nQfvNOtZj9 Wed Mar 30 03:43:51 +0000 2016
  • RT @evansiegfried: “No it’s not” -Trump’s actual response https://t.co/5ePYhKJHLL Wed Mar 30 03:20:35 +0000 2016
  • RT @Rump2016: When they aren’t killing endangered animals in Africa, and outsourcing manufacturing outside the U.S. https://t.co/wNIzSR9L8z Wed Mar 30 03:19:31 +0000 2016
  • RT @jdemboyz: I bet Jesus wishes he could block some of his followers. Wed Mar 30 03:19:18 +0000 2016
  • RT @AndyCobb: “I’ve heard you’re concerned about the gender gap. Is that what this is?” #GOPTownHall https://t.co/qTKeILla8M Wed Mar 30 03:16:35 +0000 2016
  • What we have here is evidence of the failure of the American educational system https://t.co/hl3ada80oY Wed Mar 30 03:12:37 +0000 2016
  • @sjk1776 kinda fun to be able to use the the “block” feature Wed Mar 30 02:54:28 +0000 2016
  • RT @cthulhu4america: The gee-wiz, aw-shucks routine is why every candidate left will feast on your carcass, Kasich. #GOPTownHall Wed Mar 30 02:53:42 +0000 2016
  • What I’ve learned this evening: criticize Trump on Twitter and his mindless followers will attack you with racist slurs. #GOPTownHall Wed Mar 30 02:50:51 +0000 2016
  • RT @Montel_Williams: Sir I was in military Intel during Star Wars… Unlike you, I do not require Google to learn about it. I was there. ht… Wed Mar 30 02:48:13 +0000 2016
  • @HappyOldSoul I’ve had to block 4 people in the past half hour. Very educational. Wed Mar 30 02:47:11 +0000 2016
  • @Montana4me2 wow. So this his how Trump supporters think. Good to know. Wed Mar 30 02:46:26 +0000 2016
  • RT @ronmcbride93: Why have a huge military when you don’t want to be the policeman of world? #Confused Wed Mar 30 02:35:38 +0000 2016
  • Very telling that so many Trump supporters are sending me abusive racist messages. Tells me everything I need to know. #GOPTownHall Wed Mar 30 02:32:50 +0000 2016
  • @swebs I’m receiving so many charming messages from Trump supporters Wed Mar 30 02:30:34 +0000 2016
  • So do these share the same green room? Awkward. #GOPTownHall Wed Mar 30 02:29:08 +0000 2016
  • RT @Rob_Flaherty: That John Kasich is getting called “the reasonable one” says more about the Republican Party than it does about John Kasi… Wed Mar 30 02:27:27 +0000 2016
  • I wonder if Scott Walker is in the audience #GOPTownHall Wed Mar 30 02:26:13 +0000 2016
  • @LadyPurdie yeah I think I chose poorly this evening Wed Mar 30 02:23:52 +0000 2016
  • @my_thoughts_r @realDonaldTrump sigh Wed Mar 30 02:20:03 +0000 2016
  • “The mentally ill should not be living on the street or in prison”.. Or running for the GOP nomination #GOPTownHall Wed Mar 30 02:19:32 +0000 2016
  • The Milwaukee Sentinel? Well hey, why even bother with the primaries then? #GOPTownHall Wed Mar 30 02:18:47 +0000 2016
  • Dear Mr Kasich, everyone in show business knows that you never go on stage after children or animals #GOPTownHall Wed Mar 30 02:16:03 +0000 2016
  • Why are we talking about NATO? Is it 1989? #GOPTownHall Wed Mar 30 02:14:46 +0000 2016
  • RT @viciousbabushka: Hillary watching the #GOPTownHall right now #tcot #UniteBlue https://t.co/B7awyeIh2I Wed Mar 30 02:14:10 +0000 2016
  • @DavidAthayde_on well aren’t you charming Wed Mar 30 02:06:48 +0000 2016
  • Shit. I forgot Kasich was still in this. #GOPTownHall Wed Mar 30 02:05:22 +0000 2016
  • Anderson Cooper has a fabulous tie #GOPTownHall Wed Mar 30 02:05:03 +0000 2016
  • @TheGoodLuckMan I’m proactive like that Wed Mar 30 02:02:56 +0000 2016
  • @nynancyo I’m not laughing either. All of this disturbs me, including how he may not receive the treatment he clearly needs! Wed Mar 30 02:00:21 +0000 2016
  • @TheGoodLuckMan um, I already live in Canada Wed Mar 30 01:58:59 +0000 2016
  • @rerichetta ha! Wed Mar 30 01:55:38 +0000 2016
  • RT @rerichetta: @deonandan I know many, many things. Many things. I’ve made certain changes about many, many things many many times but, w… Wed Mar 30 01:55:31 +0000 2016
  • @HappyOldSoul it’s actually kind of sad, like his stature prevents actual medical treatment Wed Mar 30 01:54:36 +0000 2016
  • So when is the evening gown portion of this pageant of idiocy? #GOPTownHall Wed Mar 30 01:52:59 +0000 2016
  • Trump is pro life because he produces fantastic fetuses. The best fetuses. Believe me, his fetuses are terrific. #GOPTownHall Wed Mar 30 01:51:45 +0000 2016
  • Jeff Sessions sounds like a rare Beatles production tape #GOPTownHall Wed Mar 30 01:50:03 +0000 2016
  • RT @DavidBilbert: @deonandan inflation is a mother fucker. https://t.co/7wGQmZIKiz Wed Mar 30 01:48:11 +0000 2016
  • Uncomfortable watching a profoundly mentally ill person being taken seriously as a presidential contender #GOPTownHall Wed Mar 30 01:47:51 +0000 2016
  • Holy shit. Trump believes top roles of government ate education and health care…. Liberal priorities! Haha haha #GOPTownHall Wed Mar 30 01:46:03 +0000 2016
  • How does Trump not see that a loan of a million bucks is not something most Americans have access to? #GOPTownHall Wed Mar 30 01:44:53 +0000 2016
  • Anyone else watching this Trump interview on CNN? Holy shit. I’m scared. Wed Mar 30 01:39:09 +0000 2016
  • “Zack Snyder is much worse [than Michael Bay]. Bay thinks explosions are awesome and stories are dumb. Zack Snyder actually hates you.” -io9 Tue Mar 29 18:24:39 +0000 2016
  • 4 people followed me and 2 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Tue Mar 29 18:11:33 +0000 2016
  • Animated GIF of the day https://t.co/rkcEOsp2Fa Tue Mar 29 17:40:11 +0000 2016
  • Autistic monkeys created in China. So, what, they vaccinated them? https://t.co/UTqE4wSAHv Tue Mar 29 17:36:49 +0000 2016
  • Misleading title. Most of these diseases are not entirely genetic. Still, exciting times ahead. https://t.co/aJ8dGAVqBa Tue Mar 29 17:35:18 +0000 2016
  • In the last week, I’ve made TWENTY CENTS using Google ads. Whoohoo! Soon I will be able to afford to make a phone call. #fb Tue Mar 29 17:23:25 +0000 2016
  • I liked a @YouTube video from @deonandan https://t.co/hpw20rMnht Science Monkey episode 4 – Melancholy Sasquatch Tue Mar 29 17:20:06 +0000 2016
  • Science Monkey episode 4 – Melancholy Sasquatch: https://t.co/hpw20rMnht via @YouTube Tue Mar 29 17:07:17 +0000 2016
  • “Emotionally intelligent” robot is creepy as fuck, but not as creepy looking as the human. https://t.co/xGxWhxRNrv https://t.co/ntKHIetRjH Tue Mar 29 16:24:39 +0000 2016
  • What are the skills you learned in University that you can put on a resume, without any work experience? https://t.co/Mp2lO9SDqT Tue Mar 29 15:53:07 +0000 2016
  • Interesting American data on the pay gap between tenured profs across fields https://t.co/MTLIwtRXa1 Tue Mar 29 15:52:03 +0000 2016
  • Been trying something new these past 4 nights: been sleeping more than 3 hrs per night. Productivity is WAY down. #fb Tue Mar 29 15:45:10 +0000 2016
  • One professor’s opinions on the myths and facts of modern higher education https://t.co/zWwFoFGUj1 Tue Mar 29 15:43:16 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/YVfZ1Bu4MV Tue Mar 29 13:42:15 +0000 2016
  • #BatmanvsSuperman https://t.co/v93juaqsuW Tue Mar 29 13:40:05 +0000 2016
  • Animated GIF of the day https://t.co/gkS5e66nGl Tue Mar 29 13:34:15 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/ObU3a1TIb9 Tue Mar 29 05:03:34 +0000 2016
  • Drinking scotch with @grahamsanders while recording new episodes of @sciencemonkeyca Mon Mar 28 21:30:31 +0000 2016
  • RT @adr: the ontario sunshine list is amongst the least egregious of the Harris-era crapfests but it should have at *least* been indexed to… Mon Mar 28 21:29:53 +0000 2016
  • Since posting those stats on Texan faculty demographics, I decided to throw this together for the Canadian case. https://t.co/nzZG7oXtvM Mon Mar 28 15:32:43 +0000 2016
  • What a shock. Texas faculty demographically unlike population. Same at unis everywhere. https://t.co/REj8ZoBMJD https://t.co/LgMqqHzzab Mon Mar 28 15:16:09 +0000 2016
  • Research and Analysis Summer Student position in Toronto (good for someone with proficiency in stats). https://t.co/PRN9Riv8ah Mon Mar 28 14:50:45 +0000 2016
  • Research Analyst (Health Project Database) position in Vancouver https://t.co/wmBh5p7WUJ Mon Mar 28 14:49:45 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/inIUxf6fvh Mon Mar 28 05:29:09 +0000 2016
  • Found this from Toronto’s 1984 sesquicentennial celebration https://t.co/TAZJNRPYv2 Mon Mar 28 05:28:29 +0000 2016
  • @MoonWolf95 @nrodovsky @sciencemonkeyca i think he has a wasting disease that prevents him from accumulating mesenteric fat Mon Mar 28 04:22:55 +0000 2016
  • @nrodovsky @MoonWolf95 @sciencemonkeyca your personal life is your business Mon Mar 28 04:17:00 +0000 2016
  • Episode 4 of @sciencemonkeyca is out, asking the question, “Would space aliens be friend or foe?” https://t.co/AMkO6hlGmg Mon Mar 28 04:11:32 +0000 2016
  • Episode 4 – Melancholy Sasquatch https://t.co/AMkO6hDhdO Mon Mar 28 04:10:48 +0000 2016
  • Separated at Birth, part 109 https://t.co/FiZ241RuEz https://t.co/Zcuqd63vdT Mon Mar 28 01:54:22 +0000 2016
  • Superman vs Bati-man is whole different story Sun Mar 27 20:21:11 +0000 2016
  • So now we have living things that shoot laser beams. And they’re not freakin’ sharks. https://t.co/zs5vWoVx6p Sun Mar 27 19:23:50 +0000 2016
  • RT @SepandAlavi: In preparation, I highly recommend all @CSEBOttawa Trivia Night attendees to listen to @sciencemonkeyca! https://t.co/vtXs… Sun Mar 27 19:06:32 +0000 2016
  • If you’re in Ottawa, @CSEBOttawa is hosting trivia night on Mar 31. I will be your gameshow host! https://t.co/M379B1kpCs Sun Mar 27 19:03:33 +0000 2016
  • Great. Now dreams are evidence. https://t.co/8ruzP4Orec Sun Mar 27 18:57:41 +0000 2016
  • Why is Superman so ripped? How often does he actually exert himself? #fb Sun Mar 27 18:51:05 +0000 2016
  • Happy Easter, and remember to…. https://t.co/wDrnDBjzCh Sun Mar 27 18:42:07 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/PuskTkw9A4 Sun Mar 27 18:40:24 +0000 2016
  • Animated GIF of the day https://t.co/kFC7VzaobX Sun Mar 27 18:00:19 +0000 2016
  • @RedParrots @washingtonpost @sciencemonkeyca cool. would you mind adding it to our facebook page, so this suggestion doesnt get lost? Sun Mar 27 14:18:07 +0000 2016
  • Batman v Superman: Dawn of Okay https://t.co/JdkoJ0qRhA https://t.co/lsI4NNQQcp Sun Mar 27 05:49:24 +0000 2016
  • Do looks matter? https://t.co/79602SQbaY Sat Mar 26 16:45:40 +0000 2016
  • Klimt Eastwood https://t.co/t4NouMjfM0 Sat Mar 26 16:42:01 +0000 2016
  • This video is pure genius, and a billion times better than Batman v Superman (I’m told) https://t.co/0yHWzbVOG5 Sat Mar 26 03:01:00 +0000 2016
  • 8 people followed me and 7 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VjCeC Sat Mar 26 02:14:05 +0000 2016
  • “Highlighting Western Victims While Ignoring Victims of Western Violence” https://t.co/jlldikdTxi #fb Sat Mar 26 00:51:51 +0000 2016
  • On Via Rail business class to Toronto right now, so I will *not*be receiving any phone calls and will be ignoring all emails. *Hic* #fb Fri Mar 25 21:11:32 +0000 2016
  • In via rail business lounge with Easter chocolate egg and glass of Alka seltzer #fb https://t.co/uLZEdPb70A Fri Mar 25 20:38:45 +0000 2016
  • @cmathen you know, I think we might have met many years ago in Fredericton with our mutual friend Edie Snook Fri Mar 25 20:36:52 +0000 2016
  • Excellent analysis of #Ghomeshi trial legal implications by @cmathen https://t.co/FftpKfix3Z Fri Mar 25 18:57:42 +0000 2016
  • RT @piizzapriincess: you either have a lemon tree or you’re a lemon-stealing whore. there’s no in-between. Fri Mar 25 18:50:12 +0000 2016
  • RT @lawandchocolate: As a lawyer, it is alarming to see how many people fail to understand the importance of reasonable doubt and reliable … Fri Mar 25 18:49:51 +0000 2016
  • So the NRA is re-writing fairy tales https://t.co/8sSPiknQyI Fri Mar 25 16:49:59 +0000 2016
  • Damn it! No child of mine is going to improve his strength, flexibility and focus! https://t.co/jZ2PxfdVoo Fri Mar 25 16:46:58 +0000 2016
  • Now everyone knows that Chris is awake https://t.co/E88DArEm9P Fri Mar 25 16:45:22 +0000 2016
  • More dumbness from “Man of Steel”… Zod: “We managed to retrofit the phantom projector into a hyper-drive” You did what to the what? Fri Mar 25 16:37:18 +0000 2016
  • want https://t.co/Awj8BINFLg Fri Mar 25 16:33:43 +0000 2016
  • The Korbut flip. Holy shit. https://t.co/nTDzMk5MeC Fri Mar 25 16:30:37 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/FYkkJBdTBI Fri Mar 25 16:27:04 +0000 2016
  • Carleton wants to remove student unions AND raise tuition https://t.co/E1hMz8rsYX Fri Mar 25 14:46:10 +0000 2016
  • Zika Zik-ahhhh https://t.co/OWD4iwIuvl Fri Mar 25 13:30:31 +0000 2016
  • “If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea, does that mean the 5th person enjoys it?” #fb Fri Mar 25 13:22:19 +0000 2016
  • RT @briangaar: Everyone: Please don’t let Zack Snyder direct #BatmanvsSuperman, it’ll be awful Hollywood: This movie is awful, who could ha… Fri Mar 25 12:41:12 +0000 2016
  • RT @EdtheSock: In #ZackSnyder’s comic movie universe a hero can lift a building but can’t crack a smile. #BatmanvsSuperman Fri Mar 25 12:41:03 +0000 2016
  • RT @scottEweinberg: I bet Zack Snyder would make a great manager at Hot Topic. Fri Mar 25 12:40:27 +0000 2016
  • Watching Man Of Steel…. Zod: “There’s only one way that this ends. Either you die, or I do.” Me: Um… that’s two ways. What a dumb movie. Fri Mar 25 12:37:44 +0000 2016
  • @RedParrots thing is, no one is surprised. Man of Steel was soulless. Of course, Snyder would do the same to BvS. What a waste. Fri Mar 25 11:17:45 +0000 2016
  • @RedParrots haven’t seen it yet, but my expectations are wayyyyy low Fri Mar 25 11:12:50 +0000 2016
  • Despite all the explosions and visuals, every single Zack Snyder movie I’ve ever watched has put me to sleep. (Except “300”). Not good. #fb Fri Mar 25 11:10:16 +0000 2016
  • Tired of Losing Your Keys, Wallet, or Phone? Get a Free TrackR through my link! https://t.co/pB7qwNODIO via @TheTrackR Thu Mar 24 22:46:24 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert maybe it already is Thu Mar 24 22:40:00 +0000 2016
  • RIP Garry Shandling. Hail Hydra. Thu Mar 24 21:37:56 +0000 2016
  • Something’s gotta give when I find myself napping on my office floor, awakened only by the sound of my own snores. #fb Thu Mar 24 19:57:03 +0000 2016
  • A.I. Twitter “chatbot” turns into Hitler-loving, Trump-supporting sex robot https://t.co/jx7OK1xxX5 Thu Mar 24 19:24:37 +0000 2016
  • RT @DyanooshY: 6/6…Read the judgement to see the difference between victim blaming (which was not the case in #Ghomeshi) vs. victim reliabi… Thu Mar 24 19:17:12 +0000 2016
  • @leleinah they use the term “hash oil” differently Thu Mar 24 15:39:11 +0000 2016
  • RT @MacleansMag: Four students give their tips on how to go to university without paying a cent: https://t.co/rbRSTUBVZl https://t.co/5U7cm… Thu Mar 24 15:36:34 +0000 2016
  • @leleinah don’t be racist against the hash brownies Thu Mar 24 15:33:01 +0000 2016
  • .@uOttawa population health conference abstracts due April 15 https://t.co/eL9SEss2Ox Thu Mar 24 15:31:11 +0000 2016
  • So happy I’ve already booked my business class train to Toronto. Best way to ride out a snow storm is in a diesel train with an open bar. Thu Mar 24 15:27:42 +0000 2016
  • What do people think about this? Should universities divest from fossil fuel investments? https://t.co/Ak0MZyYfTj Thu Mar 24 15:17:56 +0000 2016
  • Carleton offers research chair in water and global health https://t.co/XqVCctfBlB Thu Mar 24 13:26:59 +0000 2016
  • Universities object to the reforms of CIHR https://t.co/XgB23bURoI Thu Mar 24 13:22:11 +0000 2016
  • Pretty sure student just pronounced “guinea pig” as “vagina pig” #fb Thu Mar 24 12:55:23 +0000 2016
  • Getting McDonald’s breakfast before 830am class. Got a good look at the people making my food. Can I purell hashbrowns? #fb Thu Mar 24 12:11:14 +0000 2016
  • I haven’t seen BvS yet, but I suspect my review will echo Vox’s sentiment: https://t.co/dennNojgCO Thu Mar 24 11:29:37 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/HpFxS9k0Bj Wed Mar 23 21:56:28 +0000 2016
  • Animated GIF of the day…. this is why I’m taking the train this weekend and not flying! https://t.co/nYgItB0IqR Wed Mar 23 21:52:51 +0000 2016
  • OMERS (Toronto) is looking for a communications summer student/intern https://t.co/H7AK50h6h7 Wed Mar 23 21:45:29 +0000 2016
  • #want https://t.co/S9EABShLUh Wed Mar 23 21:28:39 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/yoH308RONZ Wed Mar 23 21:13:49 +0000 2016
  • Policy Analyst position at International Development Research Centre https://t.co/fvo3xupFW4 Wed Mar 23 19:24:36 +0000 2016
  • Senior Research Manager – Health sector https://t.co/aVgMW3MQDN Wed Mar 23 19:23:20 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/sqHsYp4534 Wed Mar 23 13:55:41 +0000 2016
  • Refugees are good for the economy. But facts never get in the way of a good xenophobic rant. https://t.co/SB21Ub1esL Wed Mar 23 13:48:35 +0000 2016
  • Canadian universities to receive $2 billion. I don’t see this investment trickling down to the student experience. https://t.co/2CT3s8VyIv Wed Mar 23 13:32:31 +0000 2016
  • Is funding of universities in the USA in a “death spiral”? https://t.co/WBqSk65Sfi Wed Mar 23 13:24:12 +0000 2016
  • Research coordinator position at OHRI in Ottawa https://t.co/0QHAETQs6o Wed Mar 23 04:20:26 +0000 2016
  • @SepandAlavi @Sylvainboet sure Wed Mar 23 04:19:23 +0000 2016
  • Me in class: “Please submit your assignments via the class website. Do NOT email them to me.” One hour later, 3 assignments arrive via email Wed Mar 23 04:19:01 +0000 2016
  • Happiness is… Leftover Indian food for breakfast #fb Tue Mar 22 16:57:35 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/a3sZ894gKe Tue Mar 22 14:31:23 +0000 2016
  • I liked a @YouTube video from @deonandan https://t.co/TUY8bi9Xcn Science Monkey episode 2 – To The Moon! Tue Mar 22 14:27:17 +0000 2016
  • Holy crap. Donald Trump vomits random words. I fear he may fail the Turing Test. https://t.co/lqmlLlEwdp Tue Mar 22 14:19:55 +0000 2016
  • Racism entrenched in university campuses, forum told https://t.co/An0zF1gGEi Tue Mar 22 14:12:30 +0000 2016
  • Watch Munk Debate on Global Refugee Crisis on @Livestream: https://t.co/mr37ebizqp Tue Mar 22 14:11:53 +0000 2016
  • Animated GIF of the day. Because sometimes you’re just a dirty old man. https://t.co/gAH1Wulyuq Tue Mar 22 11:42:29 +0000 2016
  • I liked a @YouTube video from @deonandan https://t.co/DwxHXHZeIC Science Monkey episode 3 – Gerbils, Gerbils, Gerbils! (And Coffee) Mon Mar 21 21:33:49 +0000 2016
  • Animated GIF of the day https://t.co/Ay9O9NOkfs Mon Mar 21 21:31:53 +0000 2016
  • Happiness is when Ibuprofen stops my migraine, and I don’t have to swallow a massive dose of codeine. Yay! No constipation tomorrow! Mon Mar 21 20:20:36 +0000 2016
  • Science Monkey episode 3 – Gerbils, Gerbils, Gerbils! (And Coffee): https://t.co/DwxHXHZeIC via @YouTube Mon Mar 21 19:59:27 +0000 2016
  • UWisconsin’s war on academic freedom is nightmarish, but might be the future for all of us https://t.co/rwOmegtajn Mon Mar 21 17:53:36 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/s0ChquKEL6 Mon Mar 21 15:00:38 +0000 2016
  • 5 people followed me and 3 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Mon Mar 21 14:59:24 +0000 2016
  • New episode of Science Monkey is all about everyone’s favourite (legal) drug: coffee! https://t.co/QoersGta6G Mon Mar 21 12:58:10 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/Y94BQYQXqv Mon Mar 21 03:09:32 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/sD5xnjTlE7 Mon Mar 21 03:08:48 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/h5ZAGeguGX Mon Mar 21 03:07:21 +0000 2016
  • Recent Facebook Profile Pics https://t.co/idHe101Ef7 https://t.co/ugdblAH9mu Mon Mar 21 03:05:04 +0000 2016
  • Career Advice for Health Sciences Students https://t.co/0RcJqw4WRo https://t.co/wRrQiXrd5r Mon Mar 21 02:39:11 +0000 2016
  • @RedParrots can you post that on our FB page so we have all the suggestions in the same place? Sat Mar 19 20:15:20 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/HP1wFWK1Wp Sat Mar 19 15:14:14 +0000 2016
  • .@grahamsanders @RedParrots @sciencemonkeyca https://t.co/BNiz8E0arg Sat Mar 19 15:13:25 +0000 2016
  • @RedParrots haha. Thanks. I think Graham emerged as the real star, though Sat Mar 19 00:41:45 +0000 2016
  • @RedParrots we have more than one. But thanks. Hope you liked it. Sat Mar 19 00:37:20 +0000 2016
  • @SepandAlavi we are at the oak Fri Mar 18 22:37:07 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/xT6V8TSdAl Fri Mar 18 18:47:13 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/XprZ7XbYif Fri Mar 18 18:46:32 +0000 2016
  • Epidemiologist position near London, ON https://t.co/hcMSoTwJKf Fri Mar 18 18:37:45 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/SPFlBcRTTI Fri Mar 18 16:24:08 +0000 2016
  • Meh. I’ve marked worse. https://t.co/2ctyAqDOpK Fri Mar 18 04:17:38 +0000 2016
  • Too bad they don’t allow lighters on airplanes https://t.co/H6yjXPkgwf Fri Mar 18 04:16:40 +0000 2016
  • The perfect response to those “All lives matter people.” Of course, most of them can’t read, so there’s that. https://t.co/Pq83uVogZv Fri Mar 18 01:39:09 +0000 2016
  • Dogulus comes in for a cuddle: https://t.co/d8oTSWFyGB via @YouTube Fri Mar 18 01:31:31 +0000 2016
  • X-Files face swap https://t.co/XWhTpRjBft Thu Mar 17 23:17:23 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/bAXXeuEjcg Thu Mar 17 23:16:28 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/qYhKdWTEvH Thu Mar 17 23:15:43 +0000 2016
  • Holy crap. Mr Burns is a dog! https://t.co/fVkUr32FZR Thu Mar 17 23:14:47 +0000 2016
  • Trump presidency is a risk to the security of the world https://t.co/q6fBRNaZXk Thu Mar 17 23:14:09 +0000 2016
  • Hey, I just made 50 rupees on Amazon! Whoohoo! Now I can buy… a coffee. Thu Mar 17 22:52:29 +0000 2016
  • @adr kills me to say nice things about our govt, but they’re great about making things easy for small business Thu Mar 17 22:37:06 +0000 2016
  • @adr well applying was easy. whether they approve my application is another matter. I.C. is good about finding easy ways to accept money Thu Mar 17 22:23:30 +0000 2016
  • Trump Appears To Have Heavily Plagiarized Op-Ed From Carson https://t.co/gkSnU3d4Bo Thu Mar 17 22:09:21 +0000 2016
  • @adr Done. I have officially submitted an application with Industry Canada to trademark my name Thu Mar 17 22:07:12 +0000 2016
  • The most shocking part of Glenn Frey’s death… People can die of fucking arthritis?! #fb Thu Mar 17 19:11:02 +0000 2016
  • @adr doing it anyway, just for the experience. it’s actually remarkably easy to do on Industry Canada’s website Thu Mar 17 18:11:52 +0000 2016
  • @adr yeah. except i think i will apply for a trademark ASAP Thu Mar 17 17:52:33 +0000 2016
  • Domain squatter owns “https://t.co/TmEV1AzC5W” and uses it to redirect to websites selling illegally trademarked goods. Advice? Thu Mar 17 17:51:17 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/upAmIc8N46 Thu Mar 17 17:26:30 +0000 2016
  • @ayahnayfeh haha. do as I say, not as I do. Thu Mar 17 17:17:59 +0000 2016
  • Something I expect @DavidBilbert to do https://t.co/sllBizIbfz Thu Mar 17 17:05:25 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/BBvOtc5gMM Thu Mar 17 17:04:29 +0000 2016
  • One more Google Hangout meeting done. Downside of videoconferencing technology: even when you’re sick, the work continues. Thu Mar 17 16:39:16 +0000 2016
  • If my surname were “Hardwick” I would never pronounce the “W” Thu Mar 17 16:09:18 +0000 2016
  • Apparently my phone is now sending out tweet drafts that were saved from MONTHS ago. So there’s that. Thu Mar 17 16:08:02 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/FJ9QQbfK60 Thu Mar 17 15:27:09 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/8qJbOkdsH8 Thu Mar 17 15:26:38 +0000 2016
  • The word “asshole” comes to mind https://t.co/OVqMRRi2Ri Thu Mar 17 15:25:48 +0000 2016
  • Congrats to @uOttawa colleague Maurice Taylor for winning an international teaching award https://t.co/PwJIYhW3rs Thu Mar 17 15:05:33 +0000 2016
  • Not sure why I Googled this. But I have learned something about what people think of our country. https://t.co/y8LArNj8j9 Thu Mar 17 14:41:59 +0000 2016
  • Epidemioogist position in Solomon Islands! Apply while the Solomon islands still exist! https://t.co/SF4lNWLbLX Thu Mar 17 14:19:01 +0000 2016
  • Science Monkey episode 2 – To The Moon!: https://t.co/TUY8bi9Xcn via @YouTube Wed Mar 16 22:58:43 +0000 2016
  • The mental health price of a PhD. Unless you’ve been there, no one understands. https://t.co/ByT8ktikQG Wed Mar 16 21:46:10 +0000 2016
  • I liked a @YouTube video from @deonandan https://t.co/F2kqsJ7WZW Science Monkey episode 1 – Rigorous or Ridiculous Wed Mar 16 21:21:52 +0000 2016
  • Science Monkey episode 1 – Rigorous or Ridiculous: https://t.co/F2kqsJ7WZW via @YouTube Wed Mar 16 21:10:30 +0000 2016
  • Homo erectus… Spotted dick… Balzac. Heh heh. #fb Wed Mar 16 20:09:16 +0000 2016
  • @WhatFadySaid sorry, man, I’m not even sure I will have a job this summer! Wed Mar 16 19:26:47 +0000 2016
  • One more grant application submitted, written in 3 hrs, after 4 hrs sleep. Maybe I shouldn’t be publicizing my poor time management skills. Wed Mar 16 19:23:16 +0000 2016
  • Health sciences grads interested in a career in medical affairs? If so, this might be relevant to your interests. https://t.co/i001COyTKu Wed Mar 16 17:16:31 +0000 2016
  • 9 people followed me and 4 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Wed Mar 16 14:26:01 +0000 2016
  • @SepandAlavi yeah, she took it down. already got enough students. Wed Mar 16 10:50:10 +0000 2016
  • .@DavidBilbert https://t.co/sokGPakMcy Wed Mar 16 08:33:18 +0000 2016
  • The current delegate spread https://t.co/jdNM9kismP Wed Mar 16 08:30:08 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert @pourmecoffee Ridiculous. Are the Axanar people making money? If not, no biggie, right? Tue Mar 15 21:16:14 +0000 2016
  • Our new show, “Science Monkey”, now has a Twitter account: https://t.co/1pAur9tlR2 Tue Mar 15 20:15:41 +0000 2016
  • Episode 2 of Science Monkey is now online. In it, we ask what the next “moonshot” should be all about… https://t.co/eC1iWWQnYe Tue Mar 15 19:14:20 +0000 2016
  • Two articles on how to pick a grad school: https://t.co/KgWceWqPz8 and https://t.co/njhiCmiiIO Tue Mar 15 18:11:09 +0000 2016
  • “Students keen for career-related opportunities while at school” Well DUH! https://t.co/rAqa43GJha Tue Mar 15 16:30:02 +0000 2016
  • Waiting patiently for my Google Hangout meeting to start https://t.co/61JEOUjgyF Tue Mar 15 16:02:39 +0000 2016
  • First episode of our new podcast “Science Monkey”, is now live! Learn about pseudoscience,breastfeeding & homeopathy https://t.co/JfPPDtetp8 Tue Mar 15 14:31:05 +0000 2016
  • Just found a whole SEASON of Family Guy I have not watched yet. #ThingsToDoWhenYoureSick Tue Mar 15 13:55:38 +0000 2016
  • From 2015 Rutgers study: US women more likely than men to vote. I expect Hillary to double down on gender card. https://t.co/TYbeF0AzJr Tue Mar 15 13:50:29 +0000 2016
  • Who are Hillary vs Bernie supporters? (From NBC News) https://t.co/i4GwW8KyLA Tue Mar 15 13:43:36 +0000 2016
  • Child Family Health International (CFHI) looking for Director of Outreach https://t.co/rY0lR4b1YD Tue Mar 15 13:32:46 +0000 2016
  • #Trump #NeverTrump https://t.co/eD4li27NRz Tue Mar 15 13:26:58 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/lAFDTMWak4 Tue Mar 15 13:11:25 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/MXHPqceEKO Tue Mar 15 13:10:35 +0000 2016
  • Fun fact https://t.co/2kNshhZJbz Tue Mar 15 13:09:56 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/pGvBZCTZkc Tue Mar 15 12:57:48 +0000 2016
  • Compared to Trump, @Lord_Sugar seems tame and rational. Not a good fit for US version of Apprentice https://t.co/WDR1nd8L2c Tue Mar 15 00:49:52 +0000 2016
  • Love the UK version of The Apprentice, hosted by @Lord_Sugar. Hate the Trump version. Lord Sugar wins this round: https://t.co/D9RaBk4JcO Tue Mar 15 00:44:56 +0000 2016
  • And this was from 2013 https://t.co/IChgM9YARq Tue Mar 15 00:41:10 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/7BwCjnv1mh Tue Mar 15 00:37:49 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/EnnLYbbjwQ Tue Mar 15 00:26:08 +0000 2016
  • .@DavidBilbert https://t.co/g6KwyUGfG4 Tue Mar 15 00:25:47 +0000 2016
  • People roll their eyes at me when I make comparisons between Trump and the fascists of old, like Mussolini https://t.co/LFLDgdbYRA Mon Mar 14 22:54:27 +0000 2016
  • It genuinely concerns me when Marco Rubio is the voice of reason https://t.co/DluqYdRQhL Mon Mar 14 22:30:00 +0000 2016
  • The only nice thing about being sick is that I get to cancel all classes and meetings for tomorrow. Mon Mar 14 22:26:20 +0000 2016
  • Well this is cute https://t.co/nkXQ3manP7 Mon Mar 14 22:24:18 +0000 2016
  • Kind of cool that Einstein was born on pi day. Mon Mar 14 22:22:32 +0000 2016
  • Albert Einstein would have been 137 years old today…. relatively speaking. Mon Mar 14 22:16:55 +0000 2016
  • So today is St Patrick’s Day in Newfoundland, but the rest of the Canada must wait till Thursday. Is this a Daylight Savings Time thing? Mon Mar 14 22:16:10 +0000 2016
  • Hey, today is actually something called “Commonwealth Day”. Who knew? Mon Mar 14 22:15:06 +0000 2016
  • “Trump is the beneficiary of a long process of Republican intellectual decadence.” https://t.co/gIqWmAdzyx Mon Mar 14 21:50:07 +0000 2016
  • York University prof denied permanent residency over son’s Down syndrome https://t.co/WSPXTGBful Mon Mar 14 21:09:01 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/JWtkFU78rk Mon Mar 14 13:58:40 +0000 2016
  • My Bowie morning (not mourning… any more) continues with Letter to Hermione https://t.co/HzNb411XwQ Mon Mar 14 13:25:17 +0000 2016
  • Enjoying some early morning Bowie. Here he is with Queen. https://t.co/tuCSKPemVQ Mon Mar 14 12:53:39 +0000 2016
  • How the Grammys have fallen. In 1975, coked up David Bowie gave the award to Aretha Franklin, & John Lennon watched https://t.co/ZPZDUl1sAJ Mon Mar 14 12:34:24 +0000 2016
  • Dogulus attempts to dig a hole in the floor: https://t.co/qNtQNQhcN6 via @YouTube Mon Mar 14 01:05:24 +0000 2016
  • Separated at Birth, part 108 https://t.co/apejAP5VzD https://t.co/hhuLEHXhe5 Mon Mar 14 01:01:35 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/ldzdfU2lOX Mon Mar 14 00:51:16 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/fiFS7YOsx1 Mon Mar 14 00:50:31 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/iLiuIaa9I9 Mon Mar 14 00:49:26 +0000 2016
  • You don’t know Hell until you’ve provided internet tech support for your elderly parents over the phone. I need a drink. Sun Mar 13 19:32:25 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/o8Hk4jdGGm Sun Mar 13 16:45:41 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/6jlcCejObr Sun Mar 13 00:44:43 +0000 2016
  • Reminder: Action Global Health conference abstract deadline is Mar 15 https://t.co/l4UzdL4PEK Sun Mar 13 00:41:04 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert Look up “ecological fallacy”. You win nothing, John Snow. Sat Mar 12 22:30:21 +0000 2016
  • Animated GIF of the day https://t.co/Mo79FHNIvK Sat Mar 12 19:28:49 +0000 2016
  • Hate any talk show with Bill Kristol. Never lets anyone else speak. Sat Mar 12 14:53:28 +0000 2016
  • Just got a LinkedIn connection request from someone with the first name, “Shemale”. *spit take* #fb Fri Mar 11 20:25:23 +0000 2016
  • A self-described “Psychic, Healer, Prophet” from Bulgaria just tried to add me on LinkedIn #fb Fri Mar 11 20:24:11 +0000 2016
  • Only a matter of time before a grad student caught me napping in my office and assumed I was dead. Fri Mar 11 20:05:54 +0000 2016
  • So this article’s title questions the validity of male-only scholarships, yet acknowledges that 84% are women-only https://t.co/RDB7BpI0ko Fri Mar 11 18:42:01 +0000 2016
  • 6 people followed me and one person unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Fri Mar 11 14:16:17 +0000 2016
  • RT @Joseph_Santoro: #GOPDebate closing arguments… https://t.co/ooFgp9LgrC Fri Mar 11 03:54:32 +0000 2016
  • The Reagan namecheck count is lower than normal #GOPDebate Fri Mar 11 03:53:28 +0000 2016
  • @TundraDawg That’s his public name. He has many names. Yes we gave him an identity complex. Fri Mar 11 03:51:18 +0000 2016
  • RT @CaptScottyB: Trump doesn’t self fund his campaign, he self finances it. #GOPDebate, He gets all his money back, funded less than 1%. Fri Mar 11 03:49:16 +0000 2016
  • RT @EricMarten: This debate is the grossest thing going on in Florida tonight. And there are a lot of gross things going on in Florida toni… Fri Mar 11 03:49:03 +0000 2016
  • America has great leaders.Yet on that stage are psychopaths & narcissists. System is broken when no one good wants the top job #GOPDebate Fri Mar 11 03:48:54 +0000 2016
  • @Audrey_Giles @TundraDawg my Dogulus concurs https://t.co/KE4gp35KZ1 Fri Mar 11 03:44:30 +0000 2016
  • Hang on… are they turning off the mics of those who weren’t asked direct questions? #GOPDebate Fri Mar 11 03:43:31 +0000 2016
  • Wow. Reading Trump supporters on Twitter is making me dumb. I can’t afford to get dumber. #GOPDebate Fri Mar 11 03:39:33 +0000 2016
  • Dogs. Dogs should run the world. They may not be bright, but at least they’re not assholes and they learn from their mistakes. #GOPDebate Fri Mar 11 03:38:22 +0000 2016
  • RT @Lexiy: Please @realDonaldTrump show us the video of these violent protesters, because all I see is video of your violent supporters! #G… Fri Mar 11 03:36:17 +0000 2016
  • RT @bendhalpern: Build a wall and make the sun pay for it. Boom, solved the climate crisis. #GOPDebate Fri Mar 11 03:32:53 +0000 2016
  • Watching #GOPDebate makes me feel like a saintly, genius and advanced human being, in comparison Fri Mar 11 03:32:16 +0000 2016
  • Hey, what do you find in the White House toilet bowl? Lincoln logs! #GOPDebate Fri Mar 11 03:28:48 +0000 2016
  • Kasich, no one in your audience knows what or where the South China Sea is. #GOPDebate Fri Mar 11 03:27:33 +0000 2016
  • @richardhchilson ha! Fri Mar 11 03:26:10 +0000 2016
  • Who “abroad” does Cruz think is laughing at the Obama administration? As a non-American, I am mystified. #GOPDebate Fri Mar 11 03:24:51 +0000 2016
  • .@DavidBilbert https://t.co/WOEAjLE6MZ Fri Mar 11 03:23:27 +0000 2016
  • RT @BadFatherHan: When Scooby Doo discovers THE TRUTH. #GOPDebate https://t.co/xLmmkyEcnO Fri Mar 11 03:22:36 +0000 2016
  • Hearing lawyers and business dweebs talk about science makes my pancreas ache #GOPDebate Fri Mar 11 03:21:03 +0000 2016
  • “A strong America is what the rest of the world is begging for.” As someone in the “rest of the world”… uh… no. We’re not. #GOPDebate Fri Mar 11 03:19:26 +0000 2016
  • The “cop killer” Rubio was referring to was Tupac’s Aunt. This factoid brought to you you by Google. #GOPDebate Fri Mar 11 03:17:28 +0000 2016
  • For a guy who owns a clothing line, why does Donald Trump have such poorly fitting suits? #GOPDebate Fri Mar 11 03:14:24 +0000 2016
  • Can’t stand any of these fuckers. But it’s clear Rubio is winning tonight. #GOPDebate Fri Mar 11 03:13:34 +0000 2016
  • I’m calling it. Hillary wins then pulls a WWE swerve and hands the Presidency (and the Belt) back to Bill Clinton. Cue NWO music #GOPDebate Fri Mar 11 03:10:07 +0000 2016
  • “Chickenhawk” seems to now be a mandatory prerequisite to be a Republican candidate #GOPDebate Fri Mar 11 03:08:34 +0000 2016
  • RT @dlperry1956: I dont like the idea of people who have never bn in uniform sending our children into harms way. Especially you Mr. 5 defe… Fri Mar 11 03:07:54 +0000 2016
  • So is there any foreign policy issue that Republicans DON’T think can be solved through bombing? #GOPDebate Fri Mar 11 03:06:48 +0000 2016
  • RT @MarioFromtheMT: It’s a little unsettling when I have a better grasp of foreign policy than the candidates. #GOPDebate Fri Mar 11 03:04:48 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert yay! I’m a winner! Fri Mar 11 03:02:38 +0000 2016
  • Trump: stop protecting foreign countries, like Germany, Japan, Korea, etc…. Trump, 10 min later: we need to protect Israel! #GOPDebate Fri Mar 11 03:01:28 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert from https://t.co/gZHFU0Hhm4 https://t.co/xtwO9ar6yp Fri Mar 11 02:59:35 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert actually i don’t think they’re uneducated. gotta look up some stats now. Fri Mar 11 02:57:39 +0000 2016
  • If Rob Ford had inherited $200 million, he’d be Donald Trump #GOPDebate Fri Mar 11 02:56:01 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert i don’t know who this “base” is. the primary voters are a new breed who recently registered just for Trump. Fri Mar 11 02:55:01 +0000 2016
  • RT @JeannineMLove: Trump and Rubio are now fighting over the “correct” intensity of Islamophobia to propagate. #GOPDebate Fri Mar 11 02:53:47 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert i don’t know. i think he’s positioning himself as the electable option Fri Mar 11 02:52:58 +0000 2016
  • Trump reminds me of a character from the Screwtape Letters #GOPDebate Fri Mar 11 02:51:52 +0000 2016
  • RT @BrendanHilsey: This is terrifying #GOPDebate Fri Mar 11 02:51:08 +0000 2016
  • Holy shit. Trump doubles down on his extreme bigotry. Rubio surges. #GOPDebate Fri Mar 11 02:50:48 +0000 2016
  • Fuck you, racist Trump. You make me so mad. #GOPDebate Fri Mar 11 02:49:14 +0000 2016
  • Shit. Rubio stands up for the minorities. I’m shocked. Points for him. #GOPDebate Fri Mar 11 02:48:51 +0000 2016
  • Trump, YOU are the source of that “tremendous hatred”. Asshat. #GOPDebate Fri Mar 11 02:47:12 +0000 2016
  • Behind those podiums, they look like extras on the bridge of the Enterprise #GOPDebate Fri Mar 11 02:46:30 +0000 2016
  • @Jyve ha! Fri Mar 11 02:44:38 +0000 2016
  • RT @DCHomos: Trump: “Jobs are disappearing” #GOPDebate https://t.co/SwHAy3V8sE Fri Mar 11 02:43:00 +0000 2016
  • Damn it. All the candidates took their meds. Boring. #GOPDebate Fri Mar 11 02:42:34 +0000 2016
  • So, these Chinese products coming to the West.. how many are American products made in Chinese factories? Anyone know? #GOPDebate Fri Mar 11 02:41:18 +0000 2016
  • RT @bazmcstay: Prepare yourselves for these morons to congratulate themselves on a civil debate. Well done guys, you’ve pivoted to bare min… Fri Mar 11 02:36:50 +0000 2016
  • Remember back when candidates were vaguely optimistic? Nope, me neither. #GOPDebate Fri Mar 11 02:36:32 +0000 2016
  • “Jeff Sessions” sounds like a lost recording of the Led Zeppelin’s rehearsals #GOPDebate Fri Mar 11 02:34:51 +0000 2016
  • Here we go. Cruz pulls out his dick and a tape measure…. #GOPDebate Fri Mar 11 02:33:51 +0000 2016
  • Clearly the RNC Chair scolded these children backstage. They are all behaving. #GOPDebate Fri Mar 11 02:32:49 +0000 2016
  • If Cruz wins, I want Herman Munster as his running mate #GOPDebate Fri Mar 11 02:30:56 +0000 2016
  • RT @Jo_Fox: Angela Merkel will no doubt be surprised that the US takes care of Germany as Donald Trump claims #GOPDebate Fri Mar 11 02:29:45 +0000 2016
  • RT @phillipanderson: Foreign aid is a rounding error in the federal budget. #GOPDebate Fri Mar 11 02:29:38 +0000 2016
  • You know, if you don’t want US troops in so many countries, stop building so many foreign bases. #GOPDebate Fri Mar 11 02:27:58 +0000 2016
  • RT @JohnTAllen: @TiggerBrenda @FrankLuntz @CNN @jaketapper What did you do to them before hand? Threaten to take away their favorite toys? … Fri Mar 11 02:25:04 +0000 2016
  • Republicans pretending to be serious is boring. Sad to say I miss the dick-size fights. #GOPDebate Fri Mar 11 02:23:54 +0000 2016
  • Booooo. Rubio, you practised that joke! #GOPDebate Fri Mar 11 02:23:02 +0000 2016
  • Hillary sounds stuck in the 90s. The Repulidouches sound clinically insane. I guess that leaves Bernie. #GOPDebate Fri Mar 11 02:22:15 +0000 2016
  • I don’t like common core. But since Republicans hate it so much, maybe I judged it too quickly #GOPDebate Fri Mar 11 02:20:48 +0000 2016
  • “Merit based” immigration means “no poor people” #GOPDebate Fri Mar 11 02:20:07 +0000 2016
  • For those who came for the penis jokes, there are four of them on stage right now #GOPDebate Fri Mar 11 02:16:06 +0000 2016
  • @PleaseRuiz There are four of them on stage now Fri Mar 11 02:15:20 +0000 2016
  • I’m just amazed that none of these large-prostated old men needs to take a pee break #GOPDebate Fri Mar 11 02:15:05 +0000 2016
  • So Goofy endorsed Trump? Why am I not surprised. #GOPDebate Fri Mar 11 02:14:11 +0000 2016
  • Look, something very seriously wrong has to happen for manufacturing jobs to return to North America. Economic base has changed #GOPDebate Fri Mar 11 02:12:05 +0000 2016
  • Of the four, only Kasich doesn’t churn my stomach. That’s high praise at this point. #GOPDebate Fri Mar 11 02:10:05 +0000 2016
  • I don’t think Kasich and Trump understand what a binding trade agreement is. #GOPDebate Fri Mar 11 02:04:58 +0000 2016
  • So, Kasich is all about blowing. Whistles, I assume. #GOPDebate Fri Mar 11 02:04:25 +0000 2016
  • I will miss debate season when it’s over. But I can’t wait for the post-season playoffs. #GOPDebate Fri Mar 11 01:59:37 +0000 2016
  • Just walked into a bar in Toronto. “Uh, are you sure you’re in the right place?” Nice to be reminded that I look like a vagrant. #fb Thu Mar 10 20:05:15 +0000 2016
  • Syrian refugees were housed in the same hotel as a furry convention https://t.co/179CrfswQW Thu Mar 10 15:17:05 +0000 2016
  • Bullshit. Airline racism is out of control. https://t.co/ubbgvtaGAq Thu Mar 10 15:11:19 +0000 2016
  • “ADHD is vastly overdiagnosed and many children are just immature” Duh. https://t.co/4kuZkMQrIO Thu Mar 10 15:08:32 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/wkDDF46u2l Thu Mar 10 13:51:44 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/RoLnbwF9hh Thu Mar 10 13:50:54 +0000 2016
  • What? You mean generations if public health officials actually knew what they were doing? https://t.co/h8e7kiLlqR #fb Thu Mar 10 12:34:10 +0000 2016
  • Animated GIF of the day https://t.co/LE50GG1bDO Thu Mar 10 04:39:39 +0000 2016
  • All these fake Facebook profiles keep trying to add me. How do I know they’re fake? They all apparently live in “Kansas, Canada” Thu Mar 10 04:14:10 +0000 2016
  • Man that one Anglophone moderator looks uncomfortable #DemDebate Thu Mar 10 03:59:19 +0000 2016
  • I prefer Hillary to any Republican candidate. But man, I find her terrifying for some reason #DemDebate Thu Mar 10 03:58:15 +0000 2016
  • Why would CNN block non Americans from watching #DemDebate on their website? Just driving global traffic to your competitors Thu Mar 10 03:50:39 +0000 2016
  • I wish #DemDebate would be an actual debate and not a quiz show or group job interview Thu Mar 10 03:46:15 +0000 2016
  • I don’t like it when grandma and grandpa fight #democraticdebate #DemDebate Thu Mar 10 03:32:23 +0000 2016
  • Free education. Of course. So obvious. Why must this be debated? #DemDebate Thu Mar 10 03:20:52 +0000 2016
  • Hillary looks like a member of the ruling high council in every science fiction movie #DemDebate #DemocraticDebate Thu Mar 10 03:16:10 +0000 2016
  • @jayeldee @Audrey_Giles nope. I think many were hoping for an opportunity to say something. Thu Mar 10 03:06:07 +0000 2016
  • . @jayeldee excellent letter from APUO today. It was better than sex. Wed Mar 09 23:45:41 +0000 2016
  • Want a summary of the US election thus far? https://t.co/CnhZRw9yT7 Wed Mar 09 14:25:51 +0000 2016
  • I frequently receive emails from a scientist named “Cleghorn”. I soooo want to address him as “Foghorn.” Wed Mar 09 14:18:53 +0000 2016
  • #cnn #WolfBlitzer https://t.co/Ku8ySTTj3q Wed Mar 09 12:53:47 +0000 2016
  • Paralyzed bunny gets wheels https://t.co/Q907wnLGmS Wed Mar 09 12:49:17 +0000 2016
  • Is Donald Trump actually Sebastian Shaw? @DavidBilbert https://t.co/rxyUee7OcH Wed Mar 09 12:45:02 +0000 2016
  • Here’s an option for the Trump campaign https://t.co/jCHK4hPPAh Wed Mar 09 12:36:44 +0000 2016
  • #truth https://t.co/0nAS41JLis Wed Mar 09 11:46:38 +0000 2016
  • Need to cancel my trip to Korea https://t.co/k7ESGmXftH Wed Mar 09 11:42:44 +0000 2016
  • My university’s high tech solution to a leaky ceiling https://t.co/AKewYbDPNa Wed Mar 09 03:39:12 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/4hvYxtecYC Tue Mar 08 19:55:03 +0000 2016
  • #Trump https://t.co/DFv2YHBDuM Tue Mar 08 16:20:55 +0000 2016
  • See? The “theory” of evolution is not simply a guess. https://t.co/jb9hsgLKhi Tue Mar 08 16:20:13 +0000 2016
  • “If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.” -Will Rogers #fb Tue Mar 08 16:17:26 +0000 2016
  • RT @omeraziz12: “Damage his brand” – In a single tweet, we have everything that’s wrong with the state of intellectualism. https://t.co/Qd… Tue Mar 08 16:14:22 +0000 2016
  • The fake intellectualism of Sam Harris really annoys me. https://t.co/T3oDQFMpWR Tue Mar 08 15:22:45 +0000 2016
  • Black bean and intestinal flora are involved in some sort of shitty collusion. #fb Tue Mar 08 13:27:21 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/Wz0hs9ePpb Tue Mar 08 12:58:09 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/QpoLlNjdY5 Tue Mar 08 12:56:41 +0000 2016
  • #coffee https://t.co/EFQ4rMT7uP Tue Mar 08 12:52:05 +0000 2016
  • Happiness is…. assigning a take-home, all-day exam to my graduate class. This means I can stay home 🙂 Tue Mar 08 05:33:01 +0000 2016
  • This is why I usually pay extra for the fancy honey https://t.co/e9uNfr6SSx Tue Mar 08 04:08:35 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/wAwPAyyPqP Tue Mar 08 02:22:23 +0000 2016
  • Whenever someone says “Super Pac” I immediately expect an extra potent anti-Indian racist slur. Mon Mar 07 20:39:31 +0000 2016
  • Just saw an SUV with diplomatic plates run two stop signs. Asshole. Mon Mar 07 20:12:27 +0000 2016
  • Had a grand total of 90 min sleep last night, and just wrote and submitted a grant application in under an hour. Why do I even bother? #fb Mon Mar 07 18:49:47 +0000 2016
  • A Google Image Search of “Eurotrash” does not result in any useful or consistent information #fb Mon Mar 07 05:46:12 +0000 2016
  • #DemDebate #democraticdebate #Elections2016 https://t.co/tIvDuw34mr Mon Mar 07 05:32:48 +0000 2016
  • #DemDebate #democraticdebate https://t.co/RYy2htwvy4 Mon Mar 07 04:44:22 +0000 2016
  • RT @LifeDoneWrite: Not a single penis size reference at the #DemDebate. You’d think they were running for president or something. Mon Mar 07 04:21:29 +0000 2016
  • RT @JacksonWkelly: “Excuse me I’m talking” is a perfectly reasonable thing to say to a person who keeps interrupting you, man or woman. @c… Mon Mar 07 04:20:04 +0000 2016
  • Hipster bear https://t.co/d5FBIeS1Qf Mon Mar 07 03:54:29 +0000 2016
  • Finally watching #DemDebate for March 6. Holy shit, Bernie is killing it. #fb Mon Mar 07 03:51:39 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/3FnkiypH5O Mon Mar 07 03:28:33 +0000 2016
  • Nancy Reagan is dead https://t.co/h7CuG20a7T Mon Mar 07 01:08:34 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/tVoO8JD8GL Mon Mar 07 00:12:08 +0000 2016
  • Dogulus tracking… something… in the snow.: https://t.co/Wxc3ntqnay via @YouTube Sun Mar 06 23:42:34 +0000 2016
  • “It’s interesting that we say a ‘head of lettuce’ but not a ‘dick of cucumber’.” -Demetri Martin #fb Sun Mar 06 23:05:53 +0000 2016
  • 6 people followed me and 2 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Sun Mar 06 20:47:24 +0000 2016
  • Separated at Birth, part 107 https://t.co/G0NLDRDS1Q https://t.co/tcmZPppo48 Sun Mar 06 16:53:53 +0000 2016
  • Separated at Birth, part 106 https://t.co/q5nHISaYTK https://t.co/qE7DFIx5kf Sun Mar 06 16:50:38 +0000 2016
  • ha https://t.co/9KYUZ6pSZv Sun Mar 06 16:46:53 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/9xcdTmdCao Sun Mar 06 16:45:56 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/aVfksCdgnZ Sun Mar 06 16:45:32 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/JxkVtJgCsE Sun Mar 06 15:59:48 +0000 2016
  • The recent history of the UFC in one convenient GIF https://t.co/hcOsF4LGq6 Sun Mar 06 06:30:58 +0000 2016
  • If only… https://t.co/Y7xgUeRxge Sun Mar 06 06:22:48 +0000 2016
  • McGregor, Silva, Holm…. jeebus cripes. #UFC196 Sun Mar 06 06:05:04 +0000 2016
  • OMG #UFC196 Sun Mar 06 06:02:12 +0000 2016
  • Shit, man. my stream keeps freezing! #UFC196 Sun Mar 06 05:44:04 +0000 2016
  • Glad for Miesha. Best possible outcome for this division. #UFC196 Sun Mar 06 05:26:41 +0000 2016
  • No way Rousey beats Tate again #UFC196 Sun Mar 06 05:26:09 +0000 2016
  • Yeah I’m the guy who’s complaining about the quality of his pirated live stream #UFC196 Sun Mar 06 05:22:11 +0000 2016
  • Speaking on this handsome panel at Carleton University https://t.co/NjLJKCPpOx Sat Mar 05 22:52:50 +0000 2016
  • Just realized “artisanal” spells out “art is anal” #fb Sat Mar 05 17:59:52 +0000 2016
  • Mmmmmm…. steam…. https://t.co/C0xmULZvg4 Sat Mar 05 16:49:42 +0000 2016
  • .@DavidBilbert https://t.co/Yj66xrcfhz Sat Mar 05 16:49:03 +0000 2016
  • Seems legit https://t.co/ZumazHIdge Sat Mar 05 16:47:45 +0000 2016
  • Crazy people should not be allowed to go to restaurants https://t.co/mJLue1T5y1 Sat Mar 05 16:45:21 +0000 2016
  • Trump vs Mussolini https://t.co/QaeWWo36ya Sat Mar 05 15:00:01 +0000 2016
  • .@brittharr2 https://t.co/E0zj9OmIqC Sat Mar 05 14:47:36 +0000 2016
  • .@DavidBilbert https://t.co/p7FfLgbiQ3 Sat Mar 05 14:47:00 +0000 2016
  • @adr I figured as much. Im looking at it as an option if I don’t get tenure. Hey, if the game is frustrating you, start your own game! Sat Mar 05 14:44:56 +0000 2016
  • So can anyone start a university now? Hmmm…. #idea https://t.co/aEZpFTddwM Sat Mar 05 14:40:33 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/FnSrUZP9z2 Fri Mar 04 21:44:17 +0000 2016
  • RT @ElliottRHams: Thank you @benshapiro for giving me the source of all my nightmares tonight. https://t.co/sgXN5giYwR Fri Mar 04 20:52:10 +0000 2016
  • RT @ReelQuinn: “No! The debate is over? UGHHH that means he’ll be home soon.” – Ted Cruz’s family Fri Mar 04 20:49:55 +0000 2016
  • The UFC is coming to Ottawa? https://t.co/KmvZ05yi0L Fri Mar 04 20:46:57 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/r6IbQXsSWb Fri Mar 04 19:41:23 +0000 2016
  • Hillary needs the black vote https://t.co/K1KvdNHGc2 Fri Mar 04 19:38:58 +0000 2016
  • Photoshop champion https://t.co/fvUn1fQA1w Fri Mar 04 19:31:29 +0000 2016
  • Are chimps religious? https://t.co/gMTWeshtLL Fri Mar 04 17:02:48 +0000 2016
  • We have our first hoverboard crime https://t.co/fPjfz5VNsY https://t.co/55ciyIcoFy Fri Mar 04 17:00:32 +0000 2016
  • Trump’s disgusting views might actually reflect mainstream America’s https://t.co/QM77ly087G Fri Mar 04 15:38:30 +0000 2016
  • Trump presidency would be a nightmare. But it’s clear he was set up last night #gopdebate https://t.co/2fwKNb5FA6 Fri Mar 04 13:33:37 +0000 2016
  • So there’s a life-sized Wonder Woman doll in Hong Kong. Everyone’s thinking it. No one’s saying it. https://t.co/ArRCs6fl4F Fri Mar 04 11:22:47 +0000 2016
  • You know, I just can’t deal with Trump’s thin skin anymore. If you’re not sucking his dick, then in his mind you’re not “being fair” to him Fri Mar 04 04:11:26 +0000 2016
  • Wow. O’Reilly is the only one who can interview Trump well. And Drumpf can’t deal with it. #GOPDebate Fri Mar 04 04:08:22 +0000 2016
  • RT @JessieLTerry: Ted Cruz just created lesbians with that stare #GOPDebate Fri Mar 04 04:06:53 +0000 2016
  • RT @thomaswhitley: The “Trump would ruin our country” argument from the GOP falls flat when you still say you’d support him as the nominee.… Fri Mar 04 03:58:33 +0000 2016
  • RT @StephanKozub: *Turns on TV* “You’re Little Marco” “No I’m not” “yes you are” “no I’m not” “yes you are” “no I’m–” *Turns off TV* #GOPD… Fri Mar 04 03:48:27 +0000 2016
  • Whenever someone says “Believe me,” you probably shouldn’t. #GOPDebate Fri Mar 04 03:46:05 +0000 2016
  • I’m staying up waiting for the swimsuit portion of the #GOPDebate Fri Mar 04 03:44:52 +0000 2016
  • RT @Deanofcomedy: I wish there was a physical challenge component to the #GOPDebate Fri Mar 04 03:44:05 +0000 2016
  • @RedParrots the prospect of a President Trump scared them off their script Fri Mar 04 03:43:41 +0000 2016
  • Whoa, Marco Rubio just landed two excellent zingers. I wonder if they were pre-written. #GOPDebate Fri Mar 04 03:40:26 +0000 2016
  • Whoa. Rubio wins with two zingers! #GOPDebate Fri Mar 04 03:39:41 +0000 2016
  • Gawd, how I hate Ted Cruz’s face. And his voice. And his pancreas. #GOPDebate Fri Mar 04 03:38:02 +0000 2016
  • @BryanJennings15 well phrased Fri Mar 04 03:36:46 +0000 2016
  • “If you pass a law, the lab abiding citizen will follow it.” Fine. Ban guns. You will abide by that ruling. Let’s do it. #GOPDebate Fri Mar 04 03:36:17 +0000 2016
  • In the land of zealots, the merely condescending churchy type is king. Looking at you, Kasich. #GOPDebate Fri Mar 04 03:35:34 +0000 2016
  • RT @AnaKasparian: .@jim_hendrix I’m a professor at a public university. Don’t you dare talk to me about how wealthy we are. It’s a joke. Fri Mar 04 03:30:47 +0000 2016
  • Cruz gives a sloppy blowjob to Michigan #GOPDebate Fri Mar 04 03:28:33 +0000 2016
  • RT @LibyaLiberty: If you’re an American confusedly watching the darkest forces of ur nation rally behind a demagogue-maybe u can understand… Fri Mar 04 03:26:43 +0000 2016
  • RT @crundwellg: Valid point. https://t.co/fxYHp6W1YR Fri Mar 04 03:26:33 +0000 2016
  • Artist’s impression of Ben Carson during this #GOPDebate https://t.co/Yl7JKhiWAj Fri Mar 04 03:21:39 +0000 2016
  • Trump is getting a trouncing. But I fear all his air time will just result in more primary victories. #GOPDebate Fri Mar 04 03:18:28 +0000 2016
  • #GOPDebate reminds me of our last condo board meeting #fb Fri Mar 04 03:16:31 +0000 2016
  • RT @jiadarola: Trump looks like he ate some bad clams. #GOPDebate Fri Mar 04 03:16:05 +0000 2016
  • RT @pattonoswalt: Hey Marco and Ted — follow Megyn’s lead. THIS is how you shred a hollow bully. #GOPDebate Fri Mar 04 03:15:08 +0000 2016
  • Damn it, @megynkelly might be America’s greatest hero tonight #GOPDebate #fb Fri Mar 04 03:14:05 +0000 2016
  • RT @Xspyder77X: @megynkelly fact-checking @realDonaldTrump #TrumpUniversity #NeverTrump #GOPDebate #MakeDonaldDrumpfAgain https://t.co/NvBo… Fri Mar 04 03:13:24 +0000 2016
  • I think Trump is the most dangerous Presidential candidate in my lifetime. But it’s clear the moderators are biased against him. #GOPDebate Fri Mar 04 03:13:06 +0000 2016
  • RT @Dzizzle94: @megynkelly is literally the only one that is able to control these fools #GOPDebate Fri Mar 04 03:10:09 +0000 2016
  • RT @SawyersLawyer: “I have a very strong core”. Trump would make the worst workout partner #GOPDebate Fri Mar 04 03:10:02 +0000 2016
  • Here’s the problem with everyone attacking Trump: he’s getting all the air time! #GOPDebate Fri Mar 04 03:09:04 +0000 2016
  • @NotThatGreg “debate”? I think you mean the hash tag war. Fri Mar 04 03:06:43 +0000 2016
  • RT @kathugins: “i said it but i didn’t MEAN IT” aka, drumpf’s campaign slogan #GOPDebate #MakeDonaldDrumpfAgain Fri Mar 04 03:04:22 +0000 2016
  • Moderators are so cute, bring facts to a crazy fight #GOPDebate #fb Fri Mar 04 03:04:09 +0000 2016
  • RT @merelymerline: In the immortal words of Felicity Smoak: “Stop. I cannot hear another lie” #GOPDebate Fri Mar 04 03:03:33 +0000 2016
  • So amazing that Fox News actually came prepared for this debate. It’s almost like they’re a real news network. #GOPDebate Fri Mar 04 03:03:05 +0000 2016
  • Lying is an intentional act. Trump does not lie. He’s just delusional and creates his own reality. #GOPDebate Fri Mar 04 03:02:22 +0000 2016
  • For a party of homophobes, all the candidates in the #GOPDebate do seem pretty gay for Reagan Fri Mar 04 03:00:23 +0000 2016
  • #GOPDebate TV ad “Go pro with Oral-B” just cut out before the “B” part. Now it sounds like an ad for prostitution. #fb Fri Mar 04 02:58:34 +0000 2016
  • RT @CulturedRuffian: Great to see the candidates back in action at the #GOPDebate tonight! https://t.co/zDOwsQg512 Fri Mar 04 02:54:56 +0000 2016
  • ZOMG “yelling at people doesn’t make you a tough guy.” Trump is even making CRUZ sound rational! #GOPDebate #fb Fri Mar 04 02:53:27 +0000 2016
  • Surprise buttsecks #GOPDebate https://t.co/dii1v99dDY Fri Mar 04 02:50:52 +0000 2016
  • RT @SteveRattner: We need skilled immigrants. 1/3rd of US innovators are immigrants (a group that’s just 13.5% of US pop) #GOPDebate https:… Fri Mar 04 02:48:26 +0000 2016
  • “Little Marco” and “Lying Ted”. Trump’s strategy is to generate hash tags #GOPdebate Fri Mar 04 02:47:43 +0000 2016
  • For a billionaire who owns his own clothing line, why does Trump’s suits always look so ill-fitted? #GOPDebate Fri Mar 04 02:40:10 +0000 2016
  • Anyone else’s #GOPDebate internet feed choppy? Fri Mar 04 02:38:28 +0000 2016
  • Only Donald Trump could make Fox News people seem reasonable #GOPDebate Fri Mar 04 02:37:08 +0000 2016
  • #GOPDebate https://t.co/uI8HAW1hEV Fri Mar 04 02:33:03 +0000 2016
  • I miss Ben Carson. Without a touch of clinical insanity, all we’re left with is pure psychopathy #GOPDebate #fb Fri Mar 04 02:28:20 +0000 2016
  • I stopped watching the #UFC196 press conference to watch #GOPDebate because a bloodier fist fight might erupt in the latter #fb Fri Mar 04 02:27:07 +0000 2016
  • ZOMG Fox News is asking RELEVANT debate questions. WTF is this? #GOPDebate Fri Mar 04 02:25:38 +0000 2016
  • Who wins in a fist fight? I saw Rubio. Trump is one of those jerks who would just threaten to sue you. #GOPDebate Fri Mar 04 02:24:17 +0000 2016
  • Whaaaa? Fox News using facts and figures to make an argument? Whaaaa? #GOPDebate Fri Mar 04 02:23:12 +0000 2016
  • “Little Marco”. I think Rubio is a sociopath, but Trump is a bully. I hate bullies more. #GOPDebate Fri Mar 04 02:21:51 +0000 2016
  • “I have very good answers”. Well give one! #GOPDebate Fri Mar 04 02:20:41 +0000 2016
  • RT @RepubGrlProbs: I thought I was watching the #GOPDebate, but really this is an episode of Jerry Springer… Fri Mar 04 02:19:32 +0000 2016
  • One of the creepiest horror movie scenes ever put on film https://t.co/DbseMkhwiP Fri Mar 04 01:30:10 +0000 2016
  • NY Times article about Hitler has shades of Donald Trump https://t.co/mwwJGPBWKx Thu Mar 03 21:48:32 +0000 2016
  • New era of stupidity, part 2 https://t.co/E5S99t7Knl Thu Mar 03 19:06:54 +0000 2016
  • It’s a new era of stupidity. We’re through the looking glass here, people. https://t.co/mHTpjf0diH Thu Mar 03 19:06:16 +0000 2016
  • Dog vs robot. Dog wins. Worst part is the annoying commenter. https://t.co/GHzjT4GLZV Thu Mar 03 19:00:54 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/kSy8inmG2y Thu Mar 03 18:58:47 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/1KOqcp4enn Thu Mar 03 18:51:33 +0000 2016
  • Holy crap. Look at these pics, then turn your phone/computer upside down and look at them again https://t.co/t7c2gcfsZV Thu Mar 03 17:24:02 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/ip8sHYoLay Thu Mar 03 17:19:51 +0000 2016
  • Research opportunity for @uOttawa medical student https://t.co/hn9qHjUE8F Thu Mar 03 16:51:56 +0000 2016
  • Google searches for ‘How to move to Canada’ spike after Trump win https://t.co/O7KZxTu8lM Wed Mar 02 18:03:01 +0000 2016
  • Separated at Birth, part 105 https://t.co/olApNkoxPa https://t.co/yyTwasAQto Wed Mar 02 15:55:49 +0000 2016
  • not sure why anyone still cares what Mark Steyn thinks about anything #munkdebate Tue Mar 01 23:07:30 +0000 2016
  • Looking forward to next @munkdebate https://t.co/TtOGaHodA0 Tue Mar 01 23:06:15 +0000 2016
  • Whenever I have a business teleconference using a wireless bluetooth headset, I feel pointlessly self-important #fb Tue Mar 01 21:57:29 +0000 2016
  • 3 people followed me and 3 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Tue Mar 01 17:22:23 +0000 2016
  • After being awake for 40 hours, with 6 hrs sleep last night, I have to teach an 8:30AM class this morning. Who thought this was a good idea? Tue Mar 01 12:50:33 +0000 2016