Twitter Tweets from 6-1-16 to 6-30-16

Archived Twitter tweets from 2016-06-01 to 2016-06-30, courtesy of the Twime Machine:

  • RT @rolandparis: It was an honour and pleasure to work for this man. An inspiring leader and a great boss. Thank you, Prime Minister. https… Thu Jun 30 14:30:28 +0000 2016
  • RT @caitlinmoran: I’m working on the theory that fracking has released pre-historic psychotropic gases, and we’re all currently tripping ba… Thu Jun 30 14:30:09 +0000 2016
  • My latest paper, first author my student Dr Helena Bleeker: “Factors Influencing Guyanese Health Worker Migration” https://t.co/82IHLO2STc Thu Jun 30 08:10:29 +0000 2016
  • “Universities are islands of oppression in a sea of freedom” -Abigail Thernstrom Thu Jun 30 07:46:47 +0000 2016
  • Ever notice how dumb guys, regardless of their cultural background, always have the same generic stunted & punctuated dumb guy accent? Thu Jun 30 05:25:00 +0000 2016
  • I really hate the spelling of “lede” https://t.co/iW6je45DXP Thu Jun 30 02:41:53 +0000 2016
  • RT @trewloy: and boy does it show https://t.co/6m9XtvC0R6 Thu Jun 30 02:33:42 +0000 2016
  • Well time to buy some Advil stock… https://t.co/Ny5vP72NLl Thu Jun 30 02:07:04 +0000 2016
  • RT @iankoski: President Obama actually had some pretty extraordinary things to say in Ottawa today about global development https://t.co/UA… Thu Jun 30 02:03:40 +0000 2016
  • RT @GoogleFacts: this is the cutest thing ive ever seen https://t.co/8wHSiZoxVQ Thu Jun 30 02:02:05 +0000 2016
  • Watching the Zod-awful 2006 remake of “Poseidon Adventure” and suddenly realize it was originally written by a man born in the 19th century. Thu Jun 30 01:50:57 +0000 2016
  • Prince’s guitar goes for 150K and Bowie’s hair for almost $20K… all for a good cause https://t.co/U4X1aY2JPw Thu Jun 30 01:12:54 +0000 2016
  • RT @mat_johnson: Cersei is going to make Westeros great again! Thu Jun 30 01:07:19 +0000 2016
  • So @TonyWodan is the douchenozzle who (allegedly) murdered @RyanJimmo #mma Thu Jun 30 00:04:38 +0000 2016
  • .@DavidBilbert this should be your new jam https://t.co/oXIuIvPSNa Wed Jun 29 22:48:04 +0000 2016
  • As I’ve been saying for years… butter is your friend. https://t.co/uCHbGpeM4J Wed Jun 29 22:45:38 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert I’m in Toronto. No poutine for you! Wed Jun 29 22:40:14 +0000 2016
  • RT @RoseUnwin: Apparently Leave have deleted their promises from their website. This is a useful aide-mémoire. Please RT https://t.co/qW3X… Wed Jun 29 16:47:24 +0000 2016
  • Shit. I was thinking the same thing. #BrexitVote https://t.co/u30I8OVJpT Wed Jun 29 16:40:05 +0000 2016
  • So it begins. Spain opposes separate Scottish entry to EU. Brexit will have interesting global domino effect https://t.co/F5aNII7Agc Wed Jun 29 16:29:23 +0000 2016
  • Because everyone needs a guide to the Game of Thrones gametes. (From https://t.co/PXNnSaEAJd ) https://t.co/J42eyJLlBb Wed Jun 29 16:24:41 +0000 2016
  • So DC might be a state before Puerto Rico? Dudes… https://t.co/QzjnCgSRrj Wed Jun 29 16:07:55 +0000 2016
  • If Texas secedes, in 3 generations it would be re-absorbed by Mexico. #tryingtostartariot Wed Jun 29 16:06:09 +0000 2016
  • @jayeldee @BostonGlobe as a representative of my university, I am restricted from acknowledging the qualities of #OA Wed Jun 29 15:59:21 +0000 2016
  • So happy I’m not in Ottawa today for the Three Amigos love-in. I can do without the additional frisking. #fb Wed Jun 29 15:58:09 +0000 2016
  • Yes. https://t.co/wk7pborDyV Wed Jun 29 15:56:39 +0000 2016
  • If de Gortari, Mulroney & Bush had known NAFTA would lead to same-sex leaders’ 3some, they might have signed earlier https://t.co/I3H3BRXj0e Wed Jun 29 15:54:57 +0000 2016
  • @McGeeMeghan @alexboldakov tell it to retrograde university administrators! Wed Jun 29 15:52:06 +0000 2016
  • @jayeldee @BostonGlobe I thought Houghton Mifflin Harcourt was the fake company in The Office Wed Jun 29 15:51:32 +0000 2016
  • Story of my life https://t.co/Ne5OFAEQXY Wed Jun 29 15:26:08 +0000 2016
  • Do we have free will? What do neuroscience and physics say? Yes, I’m plugging our latest episode of @sciencemonkeyca https://t.co/S8se6uE1NL Wed Jun 29 15:22:46 +0000 2016
  • “US border control could start asking for your social media accounts.” Mostly because they’re lonely. https://t.co/WEGbIAoxyp Wed Jun 29 15:21:12 +0000 2016
  • The finest physical pleasures involve the movement of things in and/or out of your body. Think about it. #fb Wed Jun 29 15:15:30 +0000 2016
  • cientists urge health minister to stop ‘failed experiment’ at CIHR https://t.co/n3EWX02C55 Wed Jun 29 14:08:09 +0000 2016
  • Day 2 after deadlift day and I can’t walk. I thought fitness was good for you? #fb Wed Jun 29 13:02:53 +0000 2016
  • @Audrey_Giles we used to have people for this Wed Jun 29 12:17:01 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/2N0Q4eka82 #fb Wed Jun 29 12:16:15 +0000 2016
  • @BruyereGive @CFRAOttawa Alas, I am out of town Wed Jun 29 12:08:53 +0000 2016
  • .@comiXology is awesome! Take note @DavidBilbert Wed Jun 29 06:32:04 +0000 2016
  • What? There’s a new Stargate: Atlantis comic book? And it’s canon?? #BackToPegasus Wed Jun 29 05:50:19 +0000 2016
  • Spent 3 hrs filling out Uni’s new online expense reimbursement report for my recent conference travel. Whose work is this saving? Not mine. Wed Jun 29 05:04:57 +0000 2016
  • Hipster Jon Snow https://t.co/88ogXDx3ZT Wed Jun 29 04:56:41 +0000 2016
  • Nigel Farage brings out the face-palm in everyone https://t.co/nSe46fsO2M Wed Jun 29 04:54:41 +0000 2016
  • RT @rulajebreal: Hear, hear https://t.co/VIJ8ZDCiqQ Wed Jun 29 04:21:03 +0000 2016
  • who voted for Brexit? Old, unmarried, low income, less educated rural people https://t.co/rpoh2FJggl Wed Jun 29 02:32:55 +0000 2016
  • Why we love Scotland https://t.co/i1G2KULNLW Wed Jun 29 02:15:28 +0000 2016
  • David Tennant reads Scottish replies to Donald Trump https://t.co/Vg1f7dq6Dj Wed Jun 29 02:12:14 +0000 2016
  • Oh but no, there is no police corruption issue in the USA. None at all…. https://t.co/pqagYsXc8r Wed Jun 29 02:08:19 +0000 2016
  • A free chatbot has overturned 160,000 parking tickets https://t.co/ddQggA8nWw Wed Jun 29 02:06:06 +0000 2016
  • @dkaykay11 the student has become the master Wed Jun 29 02:01:02 +0000 2016
  • .@neiltyson @BillNye @StephenHawking8 https://t.co/TWMGXUMwtv Wed Jun 29 01:58:46 +0000 2016
  • @dkaykay11 Fess up. What were you doing? Wed Jun 29 01:47:11 +0000 2016
  • 10 people followed me and 8 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Tue Jun 28 22:23:52 +0000 2016
  • @danhardymma “Would Conor vs Diaz 2 have made more money?” Tue Jun 28 21:42:30 +0000 2016
  • A house exploded in Mississauga? https://t.co/W5DRzQjsjj Tue Jun 28 21:41:05 +0000 2016
  • “homeopathic remedy” is an oxymoron. #fb Tue Jun 28 21:38:44 +0000 2016
  • “racists and far-rightists are in for a fertile period. Britain has just voted for a severe recession.” https://t.co/6kHECJcN0G Tue Jun 28 21:32:49 +0000 2016
  • At first I saw a racist sign. Then I saw a poor dyslexic person unable to polish his rodents in Europe. https://t.co/mI3szvYk1Y Tue Jun 28 21:28:39 +0000 2016
  • This made me laugh out loud. Then I wondered if anyone heard me laugh out loud. https://t.co/3YLThMAQnr Tue Jun 28 21:25:51 +0000 2016
  • Here we go, once again, with the “thoughts and prayers”. Surely we can do more. Tue Jun 28 20:40:21 +0000 2016
  • Open global health/development positions with VSO: https://t.co/kpxW1zvzut (contact vsointernational .org if interested) Tue Jun 28 19:30:56 +0000 2016
  • So an ant just crawled out of my computer. That can’t be good. #fb Tue Jun 28 15:57:17 +0000 2016
  • I’m interviewed in Verge Magazine by Jess Lockhart, re: global health career planning https://t.co/FEloJUgRr9 Tue Jun 28 15:29:34 +0000 2016
  • Separated at Birth, part 112 https://t.co/qHZ0FKD8G4 https://t.co/pQ705rI4wq Tue Jun 28 14:59:44 +0000 2016
  • RT @Queen_Europe: Oh great, elections in Spain this weekend. How soon can we get this fucking technocratic superstate up and running? Tue Jun 28 14:35:23 +0000 2016
  • RT @Queen_Europe: And don’t talk to me about immigrants, your own bloody Royal Family is German. Tue Jun 28 14:34:37 +0000 2016
  • #BrexitVote https://t.co/aaN3oA82Qe Tue Jun 28 14:34:01 +0000 2016
  • #BrexitVote https://t.co/npGLAF13d5 Tue Jun 28 14:32:37 +0000 2016
  • #BrexitVote https://t.co/a2n59vH0SF Tue Jun 28 03:55:17 +0000 2016
  • @jayeldee do we have a similar requirement at UO? https://t.co/Oy9bcnEt1e Tue Jun 28 02:36:13 +0000 2016
  • @jayeldee root gorelick sounds like a homeopathic remedy Tue Jun 28 02:26:23 +0000 2016
  • @jayeldee are you kidding? Yes! Guess I can’t live tweet them though Tue Jun 28 02:23:08 +0000 2016
  • @jayeldee is it open to the public? Tue Jun 28 02:06:04 +0000 2016
  • RT @chenoa_marie: Can relate https://t.co/EiyQ0qotue Tue Jun 28 02:05:33 +0000 2016
  • heh heh https://t.co/2pFGRjxYOh Tue Jun 28 01:37:05 +0000 2016
  • re: England vs Iceland #EURO2016 #BrexitVote https://t.co/4XDieDCHeC Tue Jun 28 01:29:20 +0000 2016
  • @TrancewithMe exactly! Tue Jun 28 01:23:50 +0000 2016
  • “Brexit is like a man saying to his wife after 40 happy yrs of marriage, ‘I’m leaving you because I suddenly realize I’m kind of a racist.'” Tue Jun 28 01:13:39 +0000 2016
  • It seems the word “purge” comes from “purgatory.” Does “splurge” come from “splurgatory”? I want to go to splurgatory. Mon Jun 27 22:03:45 +0000 2016
  • RT @JordanTracey17: An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman went to a bar. They all had to leave because the Englishman wanted to go. Mon Jun 27 13:52:12 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert Know what else is overrated? The world’s largest international sporting event. Mon Jun 27 13:51:55 +0000 2016
  • Zoos suck https://t.co/YPokSVZzDy Sun Jun 26 23:33:19 +0000 2016
  • Burn by the (fake) queen #fb https://t.co/vQkNVetLtI Sun Jun 26 15:51:33 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert @brittharr2 napping on the train, woke up in this place #shudder https://t.co/XrmShhXAtX Sat Jun 25 21:34:26 +0000 2016
  • RT @BobbyBigWheel: I thought Heat vs. Raptors was decided 65 million years ago Sat Jun 25 19:12:45 +0000 2016
  • “48% voted for Sense and Sensibility and 52% voted for Pride and Prejudice” -@billmaher #BrexitVote Sat Jun 25 19:03:20 +0000 2016
  • Latest @sciencemonkeyca episode tackles the question, “Is there really such a thing as free will?” https://t.co/S8se6uE1NL Sat Jun 25 18:55:21 +0000 2016
  • Homo Habitus (Not That There’s Anything Wrong With That) https://t.co/KGVRkuQdYO Sat Jun 25 18:45:44 +0000 2016
  • Did Amy Schumer steal jokes? Dunno. But this is uncomfortable https://t.co/qjhZC0RGHg Sat Jun 25 14:38:01 +0000 2016
  • HA https://t.co/yOCJCn0aNE Sat Jun 25 05:13:56 +0000 2016
  • I liked a @YouTube video from @deonandan https://t.co/EnSIZzV6QH Dogulus howls along with the fire alarm Sat Jun 25 05:00:48 +0000 2016
  • I liked a @YouTube video from @deonandan https://t.co/AIOOEz7pLm Dogulus has post-bath psychosis Sat Jun 25 04:59:29 +0000 2016
  • This is just un-fucking-believable https://t.co/RmQk51hEuc #BrexitVote Sat Jun 25 04:35:33 +0000 2016
  • Animated GIF of the day https://t.co/AP2wOTR1i0 Sat Jun 25 04:33:17 +0000 2016
  • Dogulus has post-bath psychosis: https://t.co/AIOOEz7pLm via @YouTube Sat Jun 25 04:28:37 +0000 2016
  • 15 people followed me and 7 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Sat Jun 25 02:31:34 +0000 2016
  • “British Exit From EU Not Inevitable, Despite Referendum” https://t.co/KZRXVqXGdn #fb Fri Jun 24 23:00:38 +0000 2016
  • RT @westernuepibio: Hey, Epibio Grads, there’s a job opportunity posted for ICES: https://t.co/OgFoHMB0we Check it out! #epibiogradsgetjob… Fri Jun 24 18:50:03 +0000 2016
  • .@BobRae48 on #brexitvote “The stakes are high for Canada” https://t.co/atwERUcTUt Fri Jun 24 14:09:20 +0000 2016
  • “weapons-grade plum”. Ha! https://t.co/4roZMb7Kjc #NeverTrump Fri Jun 24 13:52:50 +0000 2016
  • Maybe people over 60 (or 50?) shouldn’t vote, since they (we?) will not have to live long with the consequences of our choice. Fri Jun 24 13:50:45 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/8sPe77Y72H Fri Jun 24 13:46:51 +0000 2016
  • RT @GuyVerhofstadt: In last 8 hours, UK lost $350bn, which is a greater amount than they contributed to EU budget over last 15 years – incl… Fri Jun 24 13:14:25 +0000 2016
  • RT @BobbyBigWheel: The next James Bond will just be him spending 2 hours in passport control at De Gaulle Fri Jun 24 13:12:21 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/WgVNwmxRXg Fri Jun 24 12:21:24 +0000 2016
  • @WordCoolie ha Fri Jun 24 12:13:32 +0000 2016
  • RT @AD7863: This comment from a reader of the FT puts it better than I ever could. https://t.co/fXupQYi24O Fri Jun 24 12:12:25 +0000 2016
  • “Has anyone tried turning the country off and turning it back on again?” Fri Jun 24 12:11:51 +0000 2016
  • Why do I object to Nigel Farage? At the very least, a leader should have lips. Fri Jun 24 11:57:09 +0000 2016
  • Old people just gave a big “fuck you” to the future of British youth https://t.co/reQF8NOkDY Fri Jun 24 11:32:22 +0000 2016
  • Scotland and Ireland now threaten to leave UK…. so this is what “British first” actually yields… https://t.co/qINnrGgUM0 Fri Jun 24 11:29:23 +0000 2016
  • RT @mattrooney: @markdennison @BBCNottingham we’re in Greece – no cash exchange or cash machine withdrawals for Brits. #brexitfail https://… Fri Jun 24 11:21:34 +0000 2016
  • “UK now poorer than France as pound hits 30-year low.” Congrats, fools. #brexit https://t.co/IHwOzb9pH3 Fri Jun 24 11:17:05 +0000 2016
  • Xe .com crashes when I try to convert dollars to pounds. Guess everyone’s got the same idea. Fri Jun 24 11:14:26 +0000 2016
  • Farage: “We won it without a bullet being fired.” I guess he doesn’t think much of the life of Jo Cox. Fri Jun 24 11:13:44 +0000 2016
  • My feelings on the UK’s insane BREXIT vote…. https://t.co/JTuECcfUWZ Fri Jun 24 11:10:39 +0000 2016
  • Crazy. 52% bare majority is sufficient to foolishly shake the world. Democracy at both its finest and its most pointless #brexit #bremain Fri Jun 24 11:00:48 +0000 2016
  • RT @mattyglesias: Cheap pound would be great for UK exports were the UK not withdrawing from the world’s biggest integrated market. Fri Jun 24 03:12:35 +0000 2016
  • People suck https://t.co/ncJ5j5BgS1 Fri Jun 24 03:10:45 +0000 2016
  • You know you’ve attained Twitter stardom when you’re retweeted by “Midget Nazgul” and “Hydrophile Bisexual”. #loveallyall Fri Jun 24 02:57:45 +0000 2016
  • RT @officialdaddymo: Well, I’m guessing this is what happens when you let people who’ll be dead in a few years time decide your future. #EU… Fri Jun 24 02:55:07 +0000 2016
  • @siemaiqbal globally, they are becoming less closeted every day Fri Jun 24 02:47:08 +0000 2016
  • RT @siemaiqbal: I have to accept the fact that potentially I live in a country with many closet racists. #EURefResults Fri Jun 24 02:46:44 +0000 2016
  • By morning the rupee will outvalue the pound, and history’s great reversal will be complete #BrexitOrNot Fri Jun 24 02:41:43 +0000 2016
  • RT @CollinsKaranja3: In 20 years we will be telling our children about the last time we let people over 60 years old vote #EURefResults Fri Jun 24 02:37:54 +0000 2016
  • On another note… here are dogs dressed as dinosaurs https://t.co/wzfUrVcLGT Fri Jun 24 02:36:07 +0000 2016
  • @RedParrots no one has confirmed it for me yet 🙁 Fri Jun 24 02:33:49 +0000 2016
  • RT @robenfarzad: Never gonna give EU up https://t.co/xv3wm9TQYX Fri Jun 24 02:32:58 +0000 2016
  • “Great Yarmouth” sounds like something a 1930s newspaper editor would shout in excitement. #learningUKgeography #EURefResults Fri Jun 24 02:32:17 +0000 2016
  • RT @mychemicalchloe: “We’re sick of being governed by other countries” *every country that was under the British empire side-eyes the UK* #… Fri Jun 24 02:29:08 +0000 2016
  • RT @adamjohnritchie: What’s the meal called when you’re stress eating at 3.30am? Brexfast? #EURefResults Fri Jun 24 02:27:41 +0000 2016
  • “Vale of Glamorgan”? “Clackmannashire”? Are we talking about Britain or Middle Earth? #Brexit #bremain #brexitornot #remain #Leave Fri Jun 24 02:23:24 +0000 2016
  • RT @immlawyercanada: We don’t know what Reeva would have wanted because you killed her by shooting lethal bullets into an enclosed space. h… Fri Jun 24 02:19:25 +0000 2016
  • RT @ntvdinh: Period Project to improve access to female sanitary products, says organizer via @OttawaCitizen https://t.co/C4AZCDwond Fri Jun 24 02:18:58 +0000 2016
  • If you look up “close” in the dictionary….. #BrexitOrNot https://t.co/YWw00e1oD5 Fri Jun 24 02:16:20 +0000 2016
  • Elseworlds plot: If #brexit wins, the next year Scotland secedes, joins EU independently, and becomes de facto UK in the eyes of the world. Fri Jun 24 02:09:55 +0000 2016
  • I love that @lindsaylohan is live tweeting the #BrexitOrNot referendum. These are special times, people. Fri Jun 24 02:03:07 +0000 2016
  • I wonder if the #brexit #bremain vote is falling along gender lines? Fri Jun 24 02:00:38 +0000 2016
  • Disappointed that #EURefResults #brexit #bremain voter turn-out is just 69.5%. Should be higher for something so historically important. Fri Jun 24 01:55:22 +0000 2016
  • What I’ve mostly learned from #EURefResults is some funny British place names. Hee hee. Orkney. Heh. Fri Jun 24 01:52:48 +0000 2016
  • RT @ScottALatham: Did anyone else notice that the BBC’s latest #EUref interviewees appeared to be Ron, Harry and Hermione? https://t.co/rNP… Fri Jun 24 01:48:27 +0000 2016
  • RT @realityblurred: When did people start referring to individual blog posts or stories as “blogs”, and why do we tolerate such ridiculousn… Fri Jun 24 01:48:10 +0000 2016
  • Why do people bother watching sports? Referenda are far more exciting! https://t.co/nhJ9mDtgIQ Fri Jun 24 01:40:06 +0000 2016
  • RT @cnni: “Remain” moves back into the lead with key results from Glasgow, Wandsworth #EURefResults https://t.co/U8IIkAVxrl https://t.co/rE… Fri Jun 24 01:39:03 +0000 2016
  • Watching the world’s response to refugees, the rise of Trump, and now BREXIT, I conclude that 21st century learned nothing from 20th century Fri Jun 24 01:05:13 +0000 2016
  • Seriously, is a “win” simply 50% plus 1? How has it been defined for this referendum? Someone tell me! #BrexitOrNot #brexitt #bremain Fri Jun 24 00:59:43 +0000 2016
  • Will the Scottish turn out and salvage the global economy? #Remain Fri Jun 24 00:55:51 +0000 2016
  • @copeypj13 I know! Unfortunately the banks here are all closed, otherwise I’d be buying pounds like crazy! Fri Jun 24 00:55:01 +0000 2016
  • RT @DougSaunders: As predicted, the places that benefit most from EU ties are voting most strongly for Leave. Too strongly Fri Jun 24 00:49:56 +0000 2016
  • Time to buy some pounds before UK voters come to their senses #brexit #bremain #EUref #EUreferendum https://t.co/bbBNUNxCTn Fri Jun 24 00:48:55 +0000 2016
  • RT @jonnytickle: graphic representation of my mood #remain #EURefResults #bbcreferendum https://t.co/TxaaqTR3cK Fri Jun 24 00:47:38 +0000 2016
  • Casey Nocket is no Banksy https://t.co/AtX9FXho0V? Fri Jun 24 00:39:59 +0000 2016
  • As a Lord of Sealand, I hereby offer refuge to any Brits disenfranchised by the #brexit vote. But you’ll have to live in refugee camps. Fri Jun 24 00:36:05 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/DN94uVNMp8 Fri Jun 24 00:28:04 +0000 2016
  • RT @Ewan_McGee: Of course Scotland goes for ‘remain’. The vote to stay with England last year never was a vote to be ALONE with England. #b… Fri Jun 24 00:27:16 +0000 2016
  • On the plus side, a #brexit victory means a depressed pound and cheaper flights for to London for me. Fri Jun 24 00:26:38 +0000 2016
  • Hey does anyone know the rules for the #brexit #bremain vote? Is the winner 50% of votes plus 1, or must the margin be greater? Fri Jun 24 00:24:07 +0000 2016
  • Apparently I missed some sort of videoconference with Lindsay Lohan. I’m not even kidding. Fri Jun 24 00:22:39 +0000 2016
  • @kady That’s just the European version of the X-Files #badjoke Fri Jun 24 00:20:56 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert “Oilers trade rumours”…. you’re old. Fri Jun 24 00:16:14 +0000 2016
  • With the rise of Trump and Farage, 2016 has been the year of the racist for Western countries https://t.co/JvK2xtm578 Fri Jun 24 00:01:46 +0000 2016
  • oh shit #BrexitOrNot https://t.co/BeR56LngLF Thu Jun 23 23:46:57 +0000 2016
  • So let’s get this straight… Nigel Farage wants UK to split from Europe because he wants to marry Anne Bolyn, right? #britishhistory Thu Jun 23 23:43:04 +0000 2016
  • RT @MKUltraMuser: I don’t want to see Nigel Farage’s smug, fat face on my screen tomorrow. I want his tears. And his resignation #bbcrefere… Thu Jun 23 23:39:50 +0000 2016
  • Someone just referred to NIgel Farage as an “odious little crapweasel” #stealing Thu Jun 23 23:38:32 +0000 2016
  • Farage blames the “youth” for #brexit defeat. The youth blame him for making the world more dickish. https://t.co/qqaLG3IC9y Thu Jun 23 23:37:55 +0000 2016
  • RT @gauravsabnis: Anyone else think that this whole #Brexit drama is just Britain’s way of making us pay attention to them? Make them feel… Thu Jun 23 22:42:45 +0000 2016
  • RT @CaoimheChats: Someone on the #Brexit Snapchat just said they voted “to leave the UK” … Naw ya didn’t pet Thu Jun 23 22:40:48 +0000 2016
  • RT @AndyKindler: Today they want to take away our assault weapons. What’s next? Confiscating our Surface to-Air missiles? Where does it end… Thu Jun 23 22:34:06 +0000 2016
  • RT @thierryEU: And the Brits dare to say that EU is too complicated to stay in! #Bremain https://t.co/udNMdKoffV Thu Jun 23 22:31:30 +0000 2016
  • RT @06beth: I need food, someone bring me curry #Brexit #EUref Thu Jun 23 22:30:13 +0000 2016
  • RT @MickAgro: One of my girlfriend’s kids is called #Brexit. He’s a little cunt Thu Jun 23 22:28:07 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert @munkdebate worst kind of intellectual or worst kind of bigot? Thu Jun 23 22:22:16 +0000 2016
  • By some miracle, common sense has prevailed in the UK #brexit #bremain https://t.co/TY9TcRXNWT Thu Jun 23 22:21:53 +0000 2016
  • @CKuziemsky I’ve already had your glass. Looking for others who needs glasses drunk for them… Thu Jun 23 22:17:45 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert he came to Toronto for the most recent @munkdebate. His spoor is still evident. Thu Jun 23 22:17:02 +0000 2016
  • @CKuziemsky I do it for the people Thu Jun 23 22:15:45 +0000 2016
  • I hope Britain stays and Nigel Farage leaves #brexit Thu Jun 23 22:15:32 +0000 2016
  • RT @robinlevinson: Like, SERIOUSLY. This is what I get when I search “Brexit protest.” https://t.co/wCYU7IdqYy Thu Jun 23 22:10:52 +0000 2016
  • 4th meeting this week that’s been capped off with champagne. All right, if you insist…. Thu Jun 23 22:07:14 +0000 2016
  • RT @Snowden: No matter the outcome, #Brexit polls demonstrate how quickly half of any population can be convinced to vote against itself. Q… Thu Jun 23 21:49:26 +0000 2016
  • Seriously…. why is Borges trending on Twitter right now? I feel so left out! Thu Jun 23 21:46:14 +0000 2016
  • My new unofficial Toronto office is the park bench outside Harbourfront Centre #fb Thu Jun 23 19:12:15 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert first time? Bitch. Thu Jun 23 19:11:36 +0000 2016
  • Because CNN has basically given up https://t.co/qtlbLxQGla Thu Jun 23 18:12:15 +0000 2016
  • So why is “Jorge Luis Borges” trending? Thu Jun 23 18:03:27 +0000 2016
  • Surely there’s a better name than “Brexit”. How a bout “Engl-part”, as in “Engl-part Humperdink”? Thu Jun 23 17:59:55 +0000 2016
  • How #Brexit could endanger Game of Thrones!!!! https://t.co/JWBfVC3JHD Thu Jun 23 17:51:07 +0000 2016
  • These two go together https://t.co/c9ljuVyDkj Thu Jun 23 17:49:54 +0000 2016
  • …But the educational system has https://t.co/bXg13QyYAd Thu Jun 23 17:48:49 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/bZ8xgrlLMX Thu Jun 23 17:48:02 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/NAZLK0ok0A Thu Jun 23 17:46:47 +0000 2016
  • Kind of wish my Indian ancestors could have had a referendum on whether to exclude the British from their country. #Brexit #BrexitOrNot Thu Jun 23 17:43:19 +0000 2016
  • Not everyone will get this. https://t.co/omh2oPS5d8 Thu Jun 23 17:37:46 +0000 2016
  • Job growth in Canada is due to immigrants. End of discussion. https://t.co/gKrdcvKx0H Thu Jun 23 17:28:08 +0000 2016
  • @ericsquair colour me unsurprised Thu Jun 23 17:26:03 +0000 2016
  • (Stole this from other Twitter account. That’s what I do.) #BrexitOrNot https://t.co/RrnH3VdPLZ Thu Jun 23 16:59:44 +0000 2016
  • Scottish independence vote last year. Brexit vote today. Don’t Brits have other issues to vote on? Thu Jun 23 16:52:45 +0000 2016
  • Boris Johnson looks like Donald Trump. It’s true that assholes all look alike. https://t.co/8V1TOictq6 Thu Jun 23 16:46:42 +0000 2016
  • I just realized “Brexit” is a portmanteau of “British exit.” All this time I thought it was some fool consultant’s name. I’m an idiot. Thu Jun 23 16:43:55 +0000 2016
  • Proud 2B invited as special guest to upcoming Citizenship ceremony on Canada Day. Hope it’s not a sting to deport me https://t.co/IcuBpJ4QlX Thu Jun 23 16:32:53 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/pQjvcQ1mlr Thu Jun 23 16:00:30 +0000 2016
  • Wait.. did Obama just endorse @sciencemonkeyca ?? (Not really) https://t.co/Nmqu7lLuWI Thu Jun 23 15:11:25 +0000 2016
  • .@DavidBilbert will find a use for this https://t.co/jwAjhNiQK8 Thu Jun 23 14:58:46 +0000 2016
  • How do Ontario employers view international students? https://t.co/kdaOfdO3mT Thu Jun 23 14:31:53 +0000 2016
  • “Report urges India to allow overseas universities to open up campuses.” I prefer to invest in improving local unis. https://t.co/GJnuIz6Hgf Thu Jun 23 14:29:33 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/kSlM1Og1ES Thu Jun 23 12:18:13 +0000 2016
  • Toronto, muthafrackers. Thu Jun 23 03:25:00 +0000 2016
  • Finally watched the Battle of the Bastards. Holy shit, that’s some good TV. #fb Wed Jun 22 22:35:52 +0000 2016
  • . @VIA_Rail train to Toronto is delayed 30min. Good thing I’m in business class. #openbar #fb Wed Jun 22 22:00:58 +0000 2016
  • I hate people. They seem to be getting worse. “Shark Dies After Idiots Drag It From The Sea To Take Selfies” https://t.co/Opc80mrSu1 Wed Jun 22 21:16:19 +0000 2016
  • Apparently my role is to explain bronies and furries to NY colleagues #fb Wed Jun 22 20:25:45 +0000 2016
  • @jayeldee ha. Never been called a waste of clothing before! Wed Jun 22 20:23:57 +0000 2016
  • The unmasked face of Charlie Chaplin https://t.co/xKIxTrBfEc Wed Jun 22 15:10:31 +0000 2016
  • @brittharr2 @DavidBilbert he needs one of these https://t.co/XoIQzDoFhw Wed Jun 22 13:19:33 +0000 2016
  • This photo just infuriates me. Fucking Olympics. https://t.co/xbE9Prh5KB Wed Jun 22 13:15:31 +0000 2016
  • Brazil Just Shot and Killed Its Own Olympic Mascot… because people suck https://t.co/oB6RVrBuou Wed Jun 22 13:13:22 +0000 2016
  • Western factory farming is awful. But Yulin dog festival involves the conscious torture of animals to maximize pain & suffering. #difference Wed Jun 22 11:51:42 +0000 2016
  • Apparently this is real. Don’t blame the messenger. Or blame @DavidBilbert https://t.co/k35yiIGGDk Wed Jun 22 10:58:58 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/YWdgSnp91I Wed Jun 22 03:00:05 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/r20TuiWqmC Wed Jun 22 02:59:40 +0000 2016
  • the chatty gene… https://t.co/ykSnlf6R7f Wed Jun 22 00:05:35 +0000 2016
  • First one on the video call. Decided to try out some new faces. https://t.co/mtQySuvOnT Wed Jun 22 00:03:45 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/LdRjoef1dN Tue Jun 21 23:57:15 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/QZDQFAdmMG Tue Jun 21 23:56:32 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/5S3fVhLHMe Tue Jun 21 23:55:17 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/2l4hdwuTlz Tue Jun 21 23:44:38 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/nmiUTryhyD Tue Jun 21 23:43:46 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/yhImDw6Yzs Tue Jun 21 13:37:42 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/4Za1bBx7v6 Tue Jun 21 13:37:04 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/Mrg0wgvxPc Tue Jun 21 13:33:43 +0000 2016
  • .@DavidBilbert the Donald Trump colouring book https://t.co/gnjYB7Yvpd Tue Jun 21 13:32:19 +0000 2016
  • .@DavidBilbert https://t.co/ZqEq2BdRvd Tue Jun 21 13:23:30 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/emrzzUppT5 Tue Jun 21 13:18:15 +0000 2016
  • When 20th century plumbing meets medieval HVAC https://t.co/vTK8uiGUUf Tue Jun 21 13:17:59 +0000 2016
  • 13 people followed me and 9 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Tue Jun 21 00:47:14 +0000 2016
  • Nice of TD Arena to apologize for no AirCon at #UFCOttawa, though we bailed before main event due to humidity https://t.co/DVmqfHQeuh Tue Jun 21 00:38:24 +0000 2016
  • @nbarrowman #famous 😉 Tue Jun 21 00:30:09 +0000 2016
  • Just received my complimentary copy of The New Atlantis featuring a particularly interesting article by @nbarrowman https://t.co/zFHLJQ4cDu Mon Jun 20 21:35:11 +0000 2016
  • Dogulus assaults his stuffed animal friend: https://t.co/Iq1VGxiwgd via @YouTube Mon Jun 20 20:22:20 +0000 2016
  • Dogulus howls along with the fire alarm: https://t.co/EnSIZzV6QH via @YouTube Mon Jun 20 20:21:37 +0000 2016
  • John Cena speaks Hindi, too, because why not? https://t.co/7QPKpAcnNs Mon Jun 20 18:43:33 +0000 2016
  • John Cena speaks Mandarin? https://t.co/ZqoK0QrXNK Mon Jun 20 18:41:40 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/guE7mVlmAU Mon Jun 20 16:30:09 +0000 2016
  • Applications to Global Health Law Clinic, for students interested in great experience, are due July 1. Details here: https://t.co/ilJQX12Q3R Mon Jun 20 14:29:31 +0000 2016
  • Why didn’t anyone tell me there’s such a thing as pre-made dosa batter? This changes EVERYTHING. https://t.co/G9zaDNlsF7 Mon Jun 20 14:25:48 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/TQixHF2fqC Mon Jun 20 14:23:52 +0000 2016
  • I hear it was Father’s Day recently https://t.co/FwKcMIB2aI Mon Jun 20 14:23:15 +0000 2016
  • Why does Ottawa have traffic jams? What’s so important to get to in Ottawa? Mon Jun 20 13:47:39 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert https://t.co/cjmfddYUS7 Mon Jun 20 13:47:17 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert with the flames of lurrve Mon Jun 20 13:46:37 +0000 2016
  • @adr air travel deadline stress is a killer Mon Jun 20 13:14:47 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert hater Mon Jun 20 13:14:10 +0000 2016
  • Prevalence of left handedness is ~10%. Yet 6 of the last 12 US Presidents have been left handed. Hmm. Interesting. https://t.co/ndpoiYKRD8 Mon Jun 20 12:09:29 +0000 2016
  • @scowlyguy well that’s not funny Sun Jun 19 18:21:14 +0000 2016
  • Is the plural of “spin-off” “spin-offs” or “spins-off”? Sun Jun 19 17:42:33 +0000 2016
  • Once again, I find myself really really missing Stargate SG-1 and its spin-offs. They were crazy to end that franchise. Sun Jun 19 17:42:10 +0000 2016
  • Interesting that “this content is not available in [my] country” when it’s taking place in my country #UFCOttawa https://t.co/9U7hZFlPhy Sun Jun 19 14:40:37 +0000 2016
  • Odd, but not surprising, how many people misspelled #UFCOttawa as #UFCOttowa Sun Jun 19 14:25:19 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert I will cut you, man Sun Jun 19 14:03:37 +0000 2016
  • Dude next to me at #ufcottawa “Hit her in the boob! Deny her kids nourishment!” #UFCOttowa Sun Jun 19 04:20:39 +0000 2016
  • TD Arena not air conditioned. Dudes next to me were annoying. Dog was home alone. Bailed on #UFCOttowa before main event. Watching on TV now Sun Jun 19 04:17:24 +0000 2016
  • For the first time in a long time, Ottawa is vaguely interesting tonight #ufcottawa Sun Jun 19 01:24:38 +0000 2016
  • At #ufcottawa https://t.co/92Dv3xsbR4 Sun Jun 19 00:06:46 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert it’s your wedding present Sat Jun 18 23:00:32 +0000 2016
  • .@DavidBilbert https://t.co/SCGTmyxGi9 Sat Jun 18 22:39:11 +0000 2016
  • Article on pain medication with @PainDetective https://t.co/1BkC6QZHiJ Sat Jun 18 22:30:01 +0000 2016
  • RT @ranman09: Col. Lawrence Wilkerson on re-instituting the draft. Sign-up &suit-up .@mitchellreports @realDonaldTrump @chucktodd https://t… Sat Jun 18 21:26:56 +0000 2016
  • RT @kristapley: Lawrence Wilkerson crushing it on Maher this week. Sat Jun 18 21:26:38 +0000 2016
  • RT @kjnelson: Watching last nights @RealTimers #LawrenceWilkerson best panel member yet. Sat Jun 18 21:26:30 +0000 2016
  • RT @PatCancilla: Colonel Lawrence Wilkerson: When a Republican is the voice of reason on @RealTimers Sat Jun 18 21:26:11 +0000 2016
  • So impressed with Lawrence Wilkerson on @billmaher last night Sat Jun 18 21:25:30 +0000 2016
  • The First Coral Reefs Are Starting to Permanently Dissolve https://t.co/ytBW36yw4s Fri Jun 17 22:13:37 +0000 2016
  • So. Guiness has fish bits. https://t.co/uuiklyAoBa Fri Jun 17 22:13:06 +0000 2016
  • Missing the #UFCOttawa weigh-ins right now. Damn it! Fri Jun 17 21:54:05 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/PlQ4EJhz5t Fri Jun 17 19:32:14 +0000 2016
  • Canadian Space Agency recruiting for astronauts. I applied, and was rejected, 24 years ago https://t.co/JItHeDDuFD https://t.co/8JSyZ4vxGO Fri Jun 17 19:30:43 +0000 2016
  • Where Should the Burden of Proof Lie in Campus Rape Cases? https://t.co/TMs3CMbgCL Fri Jun 17 18:10:12 +0000 2016
  • RT @nationalpost: Indonesian officials reject boat of stranded Tamil migrants, plan to tow them back to sea https://t.co/b2TnQQtpwh https:/… Fri Jun 17 17:46:16 +0000 2016
  • RT @CKuziemsky: Four Trends Destined To Close The Gap Between College And Finding A Job via @forbes https://t.co/4J0mPg523o Fri Jun 17 17:45:07 +0000 2016
  • Props to the Post Office. It takes skill to find the slowest way to do absolutely everything. #fb Fri Jun 17 17:44:06 +0000 2016
  • Listening to so much Prince lately that I actually dreamed a Prince soundtrack last night. #fb Fri Jun 17 14:09:32 +0000 2016
  • RT @JohnFugelsang: “Obama is directly responsible” John McCain (directly responsible for Palin), who supported the Iraq War (directly respo… Fri Jun 17 12:31:53 +0000 2016
  • RT @jwnickerson: @deonandan announcement coming today on the Canadian astronaut program. Maybe they’re reviewing your application? Fri Jun 17 12:19:34 +0000 2016
  • @trb8x ha! Fri Jun 17 02:01:26 +0000 2016
  • 16 people followed me and 5 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Fri Jun 17 00:36:12 +0000 2016
  • Back in the O-zone #fb Thu Jun 16 22:24:48 +0000 2016
  • @trb8x yeah I already tweeted that correction. Thanks. Thu Jun 16 22:24:48 +0000 2016
  • In the interest of fairness, Bernie Marcus is no longer CEO of Home Depot https://t.co/7LWk7GkuEO Thu Jun 16 20:57:21 +0000 2016
  • Home Depot is run by a racist Trump supporter. Lowe’s Hardware hires adorable service dogs. Lowe’s gets all my business from now on. Thu Jun 16 20:52:24 +0000 2016
  • Well Home Depot just lost all my future business. https://t.co/5COOdZHNvH Thu Jun 16 20:44:34 +0000 2016
  • New farmer’s market in downtown Ottawa! @brittharr2 @Alimak_P @DavidBilbert https://t.co/rhaDu5UZXn Thu Jun 16 18:50:21 +0000 2016
  • Gawd, screaming people are so annoying https://t.co/s1i9JRBJCO Thu Jun 16 18:47:57 +0000 2016
  • Congrats to my colleague Dr Sanni Yaya, new Director of International Development and Global Studies at @uottawa https://t.co/7SSkUaTZGp Thu Jun 16 18:46:16 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/pFrZ2RFGGD Thu Jun 16 18:35:48 +0000 2016
  • .@DavidBilbert ah, memories https://t.co/eqKy1dRc2N Thu Jun 16 18:34:00 +0000 2016
  • Truth in advertising https://t.co/dgAZrZqjes Thu Jun 16 18:33:09 +0000 2016
  • Wh-wh-what? If true, this is awesome. https://t.co/xMszF7bYzt Thu Jun 16 17:24:20 +0000 2016
  • RT @CAUT_ACPPU: Sign the petition to the Federal Government to support #Aboriginal post-secondary students. #cdnpse #cdnpoli #TRC… https:… Thu Jun 16 17:15:29 +0000 2016
  • UK MP tragically killed by pro-separatist gunman. Is this not an act of terrorism? https://t.co/EVeHlOoTIm Thu Jun 16 16:47:15 +0000 2016
  • All hail @assbott https://t.co/pzmG7yJ9On Thu Jun 16 16:41:23 +0000 2016
  • .@DavidBilbert https://t.co/pzmG7yJ9On Thu Jun 16 16:40:14 +0000 2016
  • Ordinarily, I’m squeamish about the government collecting ANY information about me. But this seems harmless enough. https://t.co/YH8woNnn0z Thu Jun 16 16:38:05 +0000 2016
  • #bacon https://t.co/T2vxNF7xpF Thu Jun 16 16:33:53 +0000 2016
  • Animated GIF of the day https://t.co/qq7vv2YMDK Thu Jun 16 16:32:16 +0000 2016
  • One more reason people should leave the “fake news” to The Onion. Lesser beings just come off as dicks. https://t.co/95t65ToF78 Thu Jun 16 16:31:01 +0000 2016
  • Man who killed 49 in Orlando appeared in the 2012 BP oil spill documentary The Big Fix https://t.co/VRUzxEr5aJ Thu Jun 16 16:29:13 +0000 2016
  • I’ve been reading about this freakin’ bionic lens for years now. When is it coming, damn it? https://t.co/YyPdvRIxmS Thu Jun 16 15:52:40 +0000 2016
  • @jayeldee I’m more of a real estate coveter Thu Jun 16 15:51:09 +0000 2016
  • @jayeldee where’s my kickback? Thu Jun 16 15:50:07 +0000 2016
  • Canada now the 2nd largest arms exporter to the Middle East. WTF? https://t.co/Ytlv9puSPM Thu Jun 16 15:48:51 +0000 2016
  • Resilience can be taught in school? Well duh. https://t.co/3dst9VQ9Up Thu Jun 16 15:47:18 +0000 2016
  • .@DavidBilbert was gonna buy this as your wedding present https://t.co/rfDXZxTmvh Thu Jun 16 12:43:08 +0000 2016
  • #need https://t.co/PWmbp7Cy2q Thu Jun 16 12:41:17 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/yIKOkCuetd Thu Jun 16 12:40:01 +0000 2016
  • Life decisions must be made with clarity of thought https://t.co/aGCO2Z44NJ Thu Jun 16 12:35:09 +0000 2016
  • I liked a @YouTube video from @deonandan https://t.co/tjXLjXXPA1 Science Monkey episode 10 – Boom Shakalaka! (Sweet, sweet potato) Thu Jun 16 06:21:14 +0000 2016
  • RT @ggreenwald: So funny that – just this morning – people were suggesting Trump is a militaristic maniac for advocating this. https://t.co… Thu Jun 16 05:55:30 +0000 2016
  • Brilliant. A low tech, electricty-free air conditioner. https://t.co/Lvsau4PBde Thu Jun 16 05:53:31 +0000 2016
  • @sarahjlevine That’s right. You don’t. Thu Jun 16 05:11:41 +0000 2016
  • “Here’s the thing, drawings of dicks are always funny. They are literally never not funny.” https://t.co/tX34HWKFR5 Thu Jun 16 02:56:10 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/cXvQe2Udvo Wed Jun 15 21:25:55 +0000 2016
  • My eyes are so bad now. I’ve been waving at this cardboard cutout for 10 minutes. #publichealth16 https://t.co/7DkMing1qH Wed Jun 15 19:35:35 +0000 2016
  • RT @TheCurrentCBC: We’re looking to speak with Americans in Canada voting in the U.S. election. Interested? Email ines.colabrese@cbc.ca htt… Wed Jun 15 19:26:33 +0000 2016
  • Pumped to attend #UFCOttawa on Saturday. Nobody had better get injured before then! Wed Jun 15 19:14:27 +0000 2016
  • Couple targeting seniors in the Toronto area. That’s a paddlin’. https://t.co/fCq2E6I0Xq Wed Jun 15 19:12:48 +0000 2016
  • Actual interaction between my brothers and father https://t.co/GunPobZdOi Wed Jun 15 19:09:51 +0000 2016
  • Man has been arrested for violence stemming from an argument over …sigh… whether the Earth is flat or round. https://t.co/xf12t8jZL1 Wed Jun 15 18:43:56 +0000 2016
  • RT @DavidBilbert: .@Justin_Ling @BuzzFeedCanada @BuzzFeedNews that’s my amazing home town. There’s 21 thousand people and 53 teeth. Wed Jun 15 18:41:49 +0000 2016
  • Why does Twitter keep telling me to follow Ozzy Osbourne? I don’t want to follow Ozzy Osbourne. Wed Jun 15 18:40:31 +0000 2016
  • Finally, a meme for my pain https://t.co/hlYLamtbdm Wed Jun 15 18:31:04 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert I know. And it tears me up inside. Wed Jun 15 18:27:52 +0000 2016
  • Pleased that so many posters at #PublicHealth16 use large font sizes. I’m old now. Wed Jun 15 18:20:47 +0000 2016
  • Add “11. Remember it’s just a job” https://t.co/jUbsmXLMWk Wed Jun 15 18:19:43 +0000 2016
  • The downside of attending a conference with unlimited good coffee is that I’m pretty sure I’ve now urinated twice my body weight. Wed Jun 15 18:16:10 +0000 2016
  • What is it about bow ties that just shout “Conservative douchebag”? Wed Jun 15 18:15:22 +0000 2016
  • Had I known there was to be a marijuana session here at #PublicHealth16 I would have come appropriately prepared Wed Jun 15 18:12:30 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/0j6cHEmZpd Wed Jun 15 18:06:25 +0000 2016
  • So now Henry I might be buried under a parking lot, too? Listen, monarchy, you need to stop parking on your kings. https://t.co/LClCg3uadF Wed Jun 15 17:24:02 +0000 2016
  • “I’ve never been involved in the sex trade, although I have dabbled repeatedly in sex bartering and sex groveling.” Ha. Wed Jun 15 17:22:00 +0000 2016
  • All hail the penis vandal https://t.co/1b6twkKvJh Wed Jun 15 17:19:19 +0000 2016
  • Started using bitport for my all torrenting needs while travelling. Like it so much I think I will keep using it: https://t.co/1wuDl1j3rR Wed Jun 15 17:01:05 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert will DM you (and will DP you later) Wed Jun 15 16:53:33 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert Pretty big file to dropbox. I have another solution for you: bitport.io Wed Jun 15 16:52:11 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert for moral reasons or fear of reprisal? Wed Jun 15 16:50:09 +0000 2016
  • New Calculation Shows We’ll Make Contact With Aliens in About 1,500 Years https://t.co/KTXykQnZqV Wed Jun 15 16:45:15 +0000 2016
  • .@yassentch Coffee is the only thing keeping me alive. In fact I suspect I might have died years ago, and coffee is just animating my corpse Wed Jun 15 16:40:49 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert you won’t get Lucha on WWE channel. Must I learn you how to use a torrent? Wed Jun 15 16:37:03 +0000 2016
  • I do wonder about the coffee and milk/cream budget of a conference the size of #PublicHealth16 Wed Jun 15 16:33:52 +0000 2016
  • AGN catering is quite good: Asian chicken and salmon. #PublicHealth16 Wed Jun 15 16:33:27 +0000 2016
  • .@DavidBilbert have you been watching Lucha Underground lately #wow Wed Jun 15 16:23:18 +0000 2016
  • Trying to roll my eyes in writing. Ever try that? Think I might hurt myself. Wed Jun 15 15:30:17 +0000 2016
  • Happiness is finding out that emails sent to my work account have not been getting through for several days. I don’t want to report it. Wed Jun 15 15:23:45 +0000 2016
  • I liked a @YouTube video https://t.co/gaLRKgJDbe PRINCE Live in Paris – Zénith – France 2014 Wed Jun 15 13:53:41 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/YMKuwcAvir Wed Jun 15 13:46:54 +0000 2016
  • I like the word “dongle”. For obvious reasons. Wed Jun 15 13:25:33 +0000 2016
  • Just had seamless videoconference with colleague in India. Such a thing would have been unimaginable 20 years ago. Wed Jun 15 13:23:14 +0000 2016
  • Academics come in two categories: joyously fascinating/entertaining or excrutiatingly humourless and incapable of using pronouns Wed Jun 15 13:21:58 +0000 2016
  • Contacted by Ukrainians offering deal on surrogate mothers. But will they offer deal on diapers, tuition, soccer lessons and broken dreams? Wed Jun 15 13:18:03 +0000 2016
  • @sarahjlevine PS I don’t apologize for my sense of humour. If it’s not to your liking, that’s ur business; I don’t reproach u your opinion Wed Jun 15 12:49:21 +0000 2016
  • @sarahjlevine that was intended to be a private message sent to a friend. i will remove it. Wed Jun 15 12:47:24 +0000 2016
  • Beware geeks bearing gifts https://t.co/vXFcKaQGyS Wed Jun 15 12:27:49 +0000 2016
  • Is there a more boring bunch of people than academics? Wed Jun 15 12:25:55 +0000 2016
  • @yassentch blueberries went fast. That’s what you get in a room filled with health people Wed Jun 15 11:48:22 +0000 2016
  • @yassentch tuning out? Wed Jun 15 11:47:13 +0000 2016
  • “If you get vaccinated in 2 years, you are less well protected in 2nd year than someone who is only vaccinated in 2nd year.” #PublicHealth16 Wed Jun 15 11:45:59 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/grYky50mnk Wed Jun 15 11:43:32 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/CztYhUDKI4 Wed Jun 15 11:34:43 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/nOatGQOt1g Wed Jun 15 11:33:08 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/Ne6nLsrokH Wed Jun 15 11:31:44 +0000 2016
  • Today’s food report: Astra Zeneca -sponsored breakfast (and flu talk) featured excellent fruit salad #PublicHealth16 Wed Jun 15 11:30:50 +0000 2016
  • no https://t.co/tzJQohuEmR Wed Jun 15 01:15:32 +0000 2016
  • RT @iBeKabir: YOOOOOO LOOK AT THIS https://t.co/uY1JysFm8w Wed Jun 15 01:14:25 +0000 2016
  • RT @yassentch: Shouldn’t public transport be free for everyone all the time like roads are for drivers? #PublicHealth16 @CPHA_ACSP @PHAC_GC Tue Jun 14 23:41:26 +0000 2016
  • Snowden for President https://t.co/NvuDgrO4WU Tue Jun 14 18:56:54 +0000 2016
  • Great session on the weaknesses of the SDGs #publichealth16 Tue Jun 14 18:16:18 +0000 2016
  • A burrito mixed with a donut… https://t.co/TSrcp4QWrE Tue Jun 14 17:13:36 +0000 2016
  • Wikileaks will publish ‘enough evidence’ to indict Hillary Clinton, warns Assange https://t.co/Us2C1C8L1q Tue Jun 14 17:12:17 +0000 2016
  • Merck catering yesterday was extraordinary. Sanofi today…. meh. #PublicHealth16 Tue Jun 14 16:18:36 +0000 2016
  • Statistical assessment of global state-led mass killings https://t.co/9PetfiX6vh Tue Jun 14 16:01:41 +0000 2016
  • @luciae512 dogs and cats living in sin, no cable TV, it was chaos! Tue Jun 14 14:42:37 +0000 2016
  • Tastes like chicken https://t.co/OJ8FSrppFu Tue Jun 14 14:31:12 +0000 2016
  • seems legit https://t.co/SFppDYXwc6 Tue Jun 14 14:30:52 +0000 2016
  • Guess I missed the after-the-credits scene https://t.co/azAHCBLyQf Tue Jun 14 14:30:16 +0000 2016
  • seems legit https://t.co/iMQj09dTmO Tue Jun 14 14:29:31 +0000 2016
  • RT @realjonlovitz: Not banning assault weapons is like saying its a waste to have drunk driving laws because people break them. Tue Jun 14 14:25:28 +0000 2016
  • Sweet Jeebus, I can’t even remember a time before there was Twitter at conferences. How did we cope? #PublicHealth16 Tue Jun 14 14:23:30 +0000 2016
  • Oooooh. Free stuff. #PublicHealth16 Tue Jun 14 14:21:13 +0000 2016
  • @sarahjlevine i signed up for one of those ill-advised 7am breakfast sessions Tue Jun 14 14:05:21 +0000 2016
  • Breakfast was disappointing at #publichealth16. Yes, I’m the self-appointed conference food critic. Tue Jun 14 14:03:57 +0000 2016
  • Finally, a review of how we fund research in this country. I am hesitantly optimistic… https://t.co/us6WfHO5qo Tue Jun 14 13:46:42 +0000 2016
  • Congrats to @rolandparis for his stint as @JustinTrudeau’s advisor. Welcome back to the academy. https://t.co/lY5UjamAGH Tue Jun 14 13:45:22 +0000 2016
  • Hey medical students, want to make a quick $50 for your opinion? https://t.co/5HgEloPNvL Tue Jun 14 13:24:15 +0000 2016
  • avian brains contain more neurons per square inch than mammalian brains https://t.co/xGMNsaniaa Tue Jun 14 11:42:42 +0000 2016
  • Animated GIF of the day https://t.co/GmY1HGPXRj Tue Jun 14 10:59:17 +0000 2016
  • I love Iggy Pop. But it’s time for him to put his shirt on. https://t.co/aYztswzN3R Tue Jun 14 03:39:30 +0000 2016
  • Prince’s peeps have been removing his videos from the ‘Net again. Glad to have found this 2013 performance: https://t.co/T2Gzd2W14q Tue Jun 14 02:19:10 +0000 2016
  • I liked a @YouTube video https://t.co/9O0RBkTyVZ Using Lecturio To Excel In Medical School Mon Jun 13 20:20:56 +0000 2016
  • This vlogger recommends @LecturioMed to medical students https://t.co/j0cHWNZO5W Mon Jun 13 20:19:41 +0000 2016
  • This is new. A journal asks me to do a review, based not on my research expertise, but on an article I wrote for the HuffPo. Heck, why not. Mon Jun 13 19:55:07 +0000 2016
  • I tell you, public health conferences always have the best food #PublicHealth16 Mon Jun 13 19:45:26 +0000 2016
  • .@neiltyson is such a bad-ass https://t.co/6crGE4FbpV Mon Jun 13 19:43:02 +0000 2016
  • .@bisping can be a dick at times, but this is hilarious https://t.co/xb7b9b0nax Mon Jun 13 19:39:07 +0000 2016
  • Mmmmm….. butter…. https://t.co/ak7gpyVlOL Mon Jun 13 19:36:00 +0000 2016
  • @cdnmoe hey are you out here? Mon Jun 13 19:13:06 +0000 2016
  • @cdnmoe I’m tuning out. Gonna go get some coffee and think about vampires, jello, trepanning, men’s fashions, etc… anything but big data Mon Jun 13 18:46:20 +0000 2016
  • @sarahjlevine I’m wary of overextending mandate of public health. We’re still dealing w/ results of defining obesity as disease yrs later Mon Jun 13 18:16:51 +0000 2016
  • @sarahjlevine Identifying race as a determinant of health and declaring racism to be a public health issue/focus are two different things. Mon Jun 13 18:13:23 +0000 2016
  • @cdnmoe Buckeridge is @ErinYiranLiu’s new PhD supervisor, so she needs to look keen Mon Jun 13 18:12:02 +0000 2016
  • @cdnmoe sure. I’m standing in the back with @ErinYiranLiu Mon Jun 13 18:04:00 +0000 2016
  • @cdnmoe “colour” me unconvinced Mon Jun 13 18:01:21 +0000 2016
  • @cdnmoe you here? Mon Jun 13 17:59:06 +0000 2016
  • Is racism a public health issue? Maybe. But I suspect it’s a hard sell in an era of pandemic and drug resistance #cpha2016 #publichealth16 Mon Jun 13 17:51:08 +0000 2016
  • Apparently the hash tag for #cpha2016 is actually #publichealth16 Mon Jun 13 17:47:30 +0000 2016
  • Really? Is it really so hard to know the difference between “lose” and “loose” #GrammarNazi #fb Mon Jun 13 17:30:12 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/TULed0d2y0 Mon Jun 13 17:14:09 +0000 2016
  • The number of new antimicrobials is on the decline #cpha2016 https://t.co/POkTIVj6qE Mon Jun 13 16:54:53 +0000 2016
  • Antibiotic misuse #cpha2016 https://t.co/WQMcyjbR5F Mon Jun 13 16:52:32 +0000 2016
  • So now I’m hearing reports of a sniper on U of Toronto downtown campus. Don’t want to start a panic. Can anyone confirm? #fb Mon Jun 13 16:42:31 +0000 2016
  • In terms of drug resistance, this is what we should be concerned about in the short term #cpha2016 https://t.co/1blaACtwZ4 Mon Jun 13 16:32:57 +0000 2016
  • Worldwide distribution of penicillin resistant pneumococci #cpha2016 https://t.co/UUCEQjUqXE Mon Jun 13 16:27:18 +0000 2016
  • At the Merck sponsored session on drug resistance at #cpha2016. The tomato soup and whitefish are delicious. #fb Mon Jun 13 16:24:23 +0000 2016
  • Glad to be at #cpha2016 since @CPHA always has the best food 😉 Mon Jun 13 16:22:43 +0000 2016
  • At #cpha2016… mostly because I had some grant money that needed spending 😉 Mon Jun 13 16:20:54 +0000 2016
  • The mistrust of science. https://t.co/Lr06Lx8QJj Mon Jun 13 14:44:23 +0000 2016
  • “The Decline Of Research At Public Universities Erodes Public Trust” https://t.co/B06RbRZ2Ya Mon Jun 13 14:40:08 +0000 2016
  • “What lies beyond the millions of dollars we collect from int’l students”. A New Zealand story that’s relevant to us https://t.co/HmcPfduNOV Mon Jun 13 14:38:31 +0000 2016
  • The friend I saw “X-Men: Apocalypse” with literally fell asleep. His snores actually woke up some of the other movie-goers. Mon Jun 13 14:35:19 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/3p2t0Wf69L Mon Jun 13 05:25:32 +0000 2016
  • RT @Snowden: I thought we were friends. https://t.co/u2wsbt9kSN Mon Jun 13 05:21:56 +0000 2016
  • I love that @Snowden has a voice https://t.co/AqM7F6Qp3T Mon Jun 13 05:20:27 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/R961Mh8Vta Mon Jun 13 04:41:19 +0000 2016
  • Twitter Tweets from 5-1-16 TO 5-31-16 https://t.co/wvyBqAmUvn Mon Jun 13 02:52:19 +0000 2016
  • Recent Facebook Profile Pics https://t.co/tB2Kq0ZbsO https://t.co/dKRlaFGfkr Mon Jun 13 02:46:28 +0000 2016
  • #protein https://t.co/QX2NBBiwuv Mon Jun 13 02:24:20 +0000 2016
  • This is either child abuse or sheer brilliance. https://t.co/Z5U6xFMWY1 Mon Jun 13 02:23:13 +0000 2016
  • This is what you call entrepreneurship https://t.co/2EPlVCeLOs Mon Jun 13 02:21:59 +0000 2016
  • Little pricey for an STD pillow https://t.co/DC3z2nvg83 Mon Jun 13 02:19:46 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert hells no, not that bad. just…. meh. Sun Jun 12 22:29:48 +0000 2016
  • Just saw “X-Men: Apocalypse.” Zzzzzzzz. Sun Jun 12 22:20:27 +0000 2016
  • seems legit https://t.co/lREnN7jEeh Sun Jun 12 17:47:38 +0000 2016
  • Burrito or sandworm? https://t.co/M3X2BfmJa8 Sun Jun 12 17:47:01 +0000 2016
  • .@DavidBilbert I see you’ve been working out https://t.co/W8JZmK65Pd Sun Jun 12 17:46:22 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/X0bFN8c4I8 Sun Jun 12 17:45:04 +0000 2016
  • If I were President, I’d build giant mirror so that aliens many light years away could peer at it and see into their own past. Sun Jun 12 16:53:58 +0000 2016
  • 4 people followed me and 2 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Sun Jun 12 10:41:05 +0000 2016
  • Separated at Birth, part 111 https://t.co/ttIIblDKpN https://t.co/sHeKO10vSW Sun Jun 12 04:35:19 +0000 2016
  • This is cute in its sadness https://t.co/qyOH1R1fzU Sat Jun 11 18:18:06 +0000 2016
  • RT @DrDavidLey: Took this pic in 2012 in Farmington NM. Still amuses me. https://t.co/rB0kmyL3uj Sat Jun 11 14:53:34 +0000 2016
  • Rabbi Michael Lerner Brings Down The House At Muhammad Ali’s Funeral https://t.co/6g5JeveaFS Sat Jun 11 04:17:15 +0000 2016
  • @adr where i come from, that’s 2nd base Sat Jun 11 02:21:50 +0000 2016
  • RT @SophiaHelwani: Is it time for a Hendo v. Bisping rematch? =-) @danhendo @bisping #GodSaveTheQueen https://t.co/rOelFyc8LA Sat Jun 11 02:21:06 +0000 2016
  • “Living Bacteria Can Now Store Data” No, that’s not a staph infection, it’s my hard drive backup. https://t.co/5ys6mY0u3V Sat Jun 11 01:12:52 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert @Alimak_P @brittharr2 How did you get access to my webcam? Fri Jun 10 20:55:06 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert just sent you and @Alimak_P a calendar invitation. I guess @brittharr2 can come, too. Fri Jun 10 20:51:23 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert Having peeps over for BBQ on the 17th. Interested? Fri Jun 10 20:42:53 +0000 2016
  • @jayeldee this is going to cost me, i see… Fri Jun 10 20:11:07 +0000 2016
  • @jayeldee on another note, am thinking of doing a study surveying librarians on a specific matter. Is there a master list of lib contacts? Fri Jun 10 20:10:12 +0000 2016
  • @jayeldee No. You’ve had enough. Fri Jun 10 20:08:15 +0000 2016
  • There is no clean way to caption this photo https://t.co/xM3XsGSc4r Fri Jun 10 20:07:41 +0000 2016
  • At the dinosaur museum on the U of Saskatchewan campus https://t.co/FcGjZNdA3x Fri Jun 10 20:02:53 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert hey when do you guys come back to sinkhole-ville? Fri Jun 10 19:58:41 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/OeGnUDozOS Fri Jun 10 15:41:45 +0000 2016
  • Is UK education system is prejudiced against white, working class boys? https://t.co/1zsYBhWvTh Fri Jun 10 15:34:37 +0000 2016
  • @leleinah salmon. it’s like a swimming vegetable Fri Jun 10 14:08:45 +0000 2016
  • @leleinah look at these fine folks https://t.co/so5gPwgyOD Fri Jun 10 02:25:49 +0000 2016
  • Is Toronto/Vancouver housing boom coming to an end? https://t.co/EqfzVovIXn Thu Jun 09 22:47:58 +0000 2016
  • .@sciencemonkeyca how has an Amazon A-store for easy access to books we wrote and books we talk about on the show: https://t.co/A83wynHRIQ Thu Jun 09 22:45:20 +0000 2016
  • Reason #12 why I love teleconferences: when other people are talking, I can surf the web and tweet stuff. Thu Jun 09 21:52:52 +0000 2016
  • Holy shit. “University of Calgary pays hackers $20,000 after ransomware attack” https://t.co/S9dd2XROya Thu Jun 09 21:50:52 +0000 2016
  • Love my new Dell XPS. But during videoconferences the weird webcam placement focuses on my double chin. Not cool. https://t.co/VIeAGLtjPf Thu Jun 09 21:49:24 +0000 2016
  • “Seabird turns orange after falling into vat of curry”… Trump’s complexion explained? https://t.co/1trvsxqiGz Thu Jun 09 21:46:43 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert We know. Thu Jun 09 21:43:51 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/P8mUfN7QZ8 Thu Jun 09 21:39:42 +0000 2016
  • Examining a PhD defence via videoconference. First question: Am I wearing pants? https://t.co/kH11QKBY7x Thu Jun 09 21:34:00 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/O7SANvcBLa Thu Jun 09 18:35:43 +0000 2016
  • @ottawanag spooooky https://t.co/14oxitykdr Thu Jun 09 14:33:17 +0000 2016
  • @ottawanag he died in 1985….. or did he? Thu Jun 09 14:28:42 +0000 2016
  • Dude has a better chance claiming to be Prince’s son https://t.co/ph5iBynRXD Thu Jun 09 14:26:10 +0000 2016
  • Just made a donation to Hope For Paws – Animal Rescue https://t.co/MACvpit6Ok Thu Jun 09 07:54:47 +0000 2016
  • HuffPo’s election model shows Hillary getting popular vote. Waiting to see electoral college projections. https://t.co/YTBhK6QMzb Thu Jun 09 05:56:00 +0000 2016
  • .@arielhelwani ha! https://t.co/HEE3GPDZer Thu Jun 09 05:32:40 +0000 2016
  • RT @Budrino: Veiws from the sinkhole #ottawasinkhole #sinkhole #ottawa #views https://t.co/1FzrdUOrUK Thu Jun 09 03:33:14 +0000 2016
  • Quebec bill calls animals ‘sentient beings’ and includes jail time for cruelty https://t.co/DFPnvDb8tA Thu Jun 09 03:02:17 +0000 2016
  • Oh sure. The Queen gives an audience to the Guyanese High Commissioner, but not to a Lord of Sealand? https://t.co/hx4P9yBmEU Thu Jun 09 00:19:35 +0000 2016
  • Off with his head! https://t.co/KMgLxdHmwE Thu Jun 09 00:17:46 +0000 2016
  • This $200 Star Trek coin will cost you $1300 https://t.co/PnnHFt6q5v Thu Jun 09 00:13:17 +0000 2016
  • Animated GIF of the day https://t.co/eLZNji2h9m Thu Jun 09 00:02:34 +0000 2016
  • @spencerphil Guyana has a high commissioner? Wed Jun 08 23:52:19 +0000 2016
  • heh heh https://t.co/YnrRLzoFei Wed Jun 08 22:11:08 +0000 2016
  • Thanks @Rideausinkhole for finally getting Ottawa noticed by io9 https://t.co/249AByT7UP Wed Jun 08 19:43:48 +0000 2016
  • 5 people followed me and 4 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Wed Jun 08 18:37:25 +0000 2016
  • Hey @rideausinkhole have you met @TheSinkholeVan? Wed Jun 08 18:15:55 +0000 2016
  • .@Rideausinkhole @CKuziemsky Well it is the 8th. Can you go by Chad? Chad Ocho Sinkhole? Wed Jun 08 17:21:39 +0000 2016
  • @CKuziemsky @Rideausinkhole Is it too late for “Sinkhole de Mayo”? Wed Jun 08 17:17:49 +0000 2016
  • Of course, the Ottawa sinkhole already has a Twitter account @rideausinkhole Wed Jun 08 17:11:11 +0000 2016
  • Nice to see that Ottawa is finally trending on Twitter #sinkhole Wed Jun 08 17:07:03 +0000 2016
  • Academic Matters tackles university governance https://t.co/1WJKmvy0X7 Wed Jun 08 17:04:10 +0000 2016
  • Rideau Street sinkhole: what you need to know to navigate Ottawa’s core https://t.co/madyNYjqeJ Wed Jun 08 17:02:26 +0000 2016
  • “Voting for this presidential election is like being asked to pick your favorite Kardashian.” -@samkalidi Wed Jun 08 16:45:59 +0000 2016
  • Holy shit. Massive sinkhole in downtown Ottawa. I’m out of town, so can’t blame this on me! https://t.co/9nZ09p0zs5 Wed Jun 08 16:44:47 +0000 2016
  • .@DavidBilbert https://t.co/Vuhwf6PKR3 Wed Jun 08 14:20:44 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/5lGB8RJuNF Wed Jun 08 14:17:54 +0000 2016
  • Physician Hates Vaccines, Loves Colon Cleanses https://t.co/NN0FHECNHK #nothisshitagain Wed Jun 08 14:04:15 +0000 2016
  • Separated at Birth, part 110 https://t.co/dPTCW194jE https://t.co/fYcxL07HG1 Wed Jun 08 13:43:04 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/UwTzN56yFE Wed Jun 08 13:29:19 +0000 2016
  • “One of of three Trump supporters is just as stupid as the other two.” Wed Jun 08 13:28:55 +0000 2016
  • RT @sree: As a judge of $1m Global Teacher Prize, I urge you to nominate fave teachers! https://t.co/SknNWmhelZ #teachersmatter • track @Te… Wed Jun 08 10:24:41 +0000 2016
  • Obama steals someone’s girlfriend https://t.co/FX3aqkGtsi Wed Jun 08 09:34:21 +0000 2016
  • RT @busanborn: BERNIE WAS A WHITE CIS MAN FIGHHTING FOR LGBT RIGHT WOMENS RIGHTS MINORITY RIGHTS AND ANIMAL RIGHTS AND WE LET HIM. SLIP THR… Wed Jun 08 04:56:08 +0000 2016
  • Is the Costa Rican sloth sanctuary a lie? https://t.co/gpieBeo7Lx Wed Jun 08 04:40:37 +0000 2016
  • you know what, @joerogan makes a very good case for the UFC’s side of the @arielhelwani banning story https://t.co/87p4tgMzPA Tue Jun 07 22:34:54 +0000 2016
  • RT @mamalizzzz: @FrontRowBrian Ariel is legit the nicest guy too. My husband was going thru chemo and Ariel called him just to talk MMA & c… Tue Jun 07 22:26:56 +0000 2016
  • Holy shit. Was @arielhelwani assaulted by UFC staff? This does not NOT help image of MMA. Need to be consequences https://t.co/l72iVLw5dG Tue Jun 07 22:25:55 +0000 2016
  • Anyone whose embrace of ethics has created conflict with an employer will resonate with @arielhelwani ‘s story https://t.co/ajvgRah73k #UFC Tue Jun 07 22:05:56 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/ZYyTj4zvm1 Tue Jun 07 21:56:15 +0000 2016
  • @RedParrots @librarian_kate @knitwit1912 Took this inside the Tyrrell. Ever get that feeling you’re being watched? https://t.co/4UC8PEJ8Wz Tue Jun 07 21:50:37 +0000 2016
  • @RedParrots @knitwit1912 @librarian_kate here’s another then https://t.co/eUUp48wmVi Tue Jun 07 21:39:30 +0000 2016
  • @RedParrots @knitwit1912 @librarian_kate had i known this would be the response, i’d have taken more photos Tue Jun 07 21:33:20 +0000 2016
  • RT @SophiaHelwani: The revolution will not be televised! =-) @lorenzofertitta @danawhite @MattSerraUFC @SBNLukeThomas @marc_raimondi https:… Tue Jun 07 21:26:02 +0000 2016
  • All the dinosaurs at Royal Tyrell museum in Drumheller wear knit afghans… just as they did 65 million years ago https://t.co/MxbIDSftM5 Tue Jun 07 19:35:20 +0000 2016
  • Russian Man Sues Ex-Girlfriend for Expenses Incurred During Their Relationship https://t.co/CcA2LLb33t Tue Jun 07 18:40:00 +0000 2016
  • Men’s 70s haircuts are like a blueprint for all those fracking hipsters https://t.co/rNrMcnP1tI Tue Jun 07 18:36:06 +0000 2016
  • Clever of @arielhelwani to keep saying nice things about UFC, even when banned. Made lifting the ban easier. Well done, sir. Tue Jun 07 18:18:33 +0000 2016
  • Model gets surgery to look like a cartoon freak. Best comment: if you scroll backwards, this is a beautiful story. https://t.co/x7st7UI6ec Tue Jun 07 18:05:27 +0000 2016
  • When people tell me that too much social media is making me dumber…. https://t.co/tPvwwkeqt8 Tue Jun 07 17:57:23 +0000 2016
  • Epidemiology & Health Sciences Students Interested in a Consulting Career? https://t.co/mHIplU4JFa Tue Jun 07 17:43:34 +0000 2016
  • Doctors Without Borders Info Session in Ottawa https://t.co/z5j3bPV9Fb Tue Jun 07 17:14:56 +0000 2016
  • Global Health Summer Opportunity https://t.co/Jk94vk2IDE Tue Jun 07 16:55:17 +0000 2016
  • RT @SophiaHelwani: After YOUR public outrcy the pricks at the UFC have rescinded the lifetime ban. Good work! 😉 @SBNLukeThomas #UFC https… Tue Jun 07 05:14:41 +0000 2016
  • Holy shit. Now Kimbo Slice is dead. Jeebus, what is up with 2016? Tue Jun 07 03:59:06 +0000 2016
  • I’ve got tickets to #UFCOttawa but am pissed at the company for their treatment of @arielhelwani. It will be bittersweet. Mon Jun 06 06:02:39 +0000 2016
  • Would love to be an MMA fan in England tonight #UFC199 Sun Jun 05 04:56:46 +0000 2016
  • Yes #UFC199 Sun Jun 05 04:48:45 +0000 2016
  • Have you reached your daily allowance of sugar? https://t.co/8xXZIbOIFl Sat Jun 04 16:47:02 +0000 2016
  • Russian man chops off friend’s genitals with an axe after coming 2nd in competition to see who had the largest penis https://t.co/6HzMknnQ1t Sat Jun 04 16:44:55 +0000 2016
  • Harm reduction https://t.co/KKg44u0aUJ Sat Jun 04 16:38:59 +0000 2016
  • #seemslegit https://t.co/gvTzCqOxQx Sat Jun 04 16:37:56 +0000 2016
  • When the dog is lazy but the walker is not. https://t.co/tupRPmWXMm Sat Jun 04 16:37:42 +0000 2016
  • 5 people followed me and 2 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Sat Jun 04 15:47:13 +0000 2016
  • This might actually compel me to watch sports https://t.co/dR1etTuUUV Sat Jun 04 14:32:13 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert they’re mostly fans of the Greek letter psi Sat Jun 04 13:59:04 +0000 2016
  • On hold with @AirCanada for 29 minutes now. Maybe time to book with @WestJet instead? Sat Jun 04 13:57:52 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/TffqQjTEjo Sat Jun 04 13:50:12 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert sigh Sat Jun 04 07:32:12 +0000 2016
  • mothers who are immunized against the flu can decrease their child’s risk of getting the virus by about 70% https://t.co/EvQ10O5g5G Sat Jun 04 05:42:53 +0000 2016
  • RT @owillis: Muhammad Ali, so great he went toe-to-toe with Superman https://t.co/8f5YZgpAn6 Sat Jun 04 03:52:10 +0000 2016
  • Data Analysis Processor (Summer Student) position in Toronto https://t.co/me1dgaFl6R Sat Jun 04 03:47:28 +0000 2016
  • Data Administrative Clerk (Summer Student) position in Toronto https://t.co/7DZCYlexEv Sat Jun 04 03:47:07 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert “Our father, who art in the Speed Force….” Fri Jun 03 13:21:59 +0000 2016
  • .@DavidBilbert https://t.co/GRtQJYe8Re Fri Jun 03 06:39:50 +0000 2016
  • .@DavidBilbert https://t.co/4RM2Ul9yu4 Fri Jun 03 04:22:50 +0000 2016
  • Afghanistan seems like a hard place to live…. which means that Iran is stuck between Iraq and a hard place. Thu Jun 02 23:46:57 +0000 2016
  • Instead of squirrels, Calgary seems infested with giant, kangaroo-sized hares. Thu Jun 02 23:46:08 +0000 2016
  • Tried hard to tolerate browsing with ads, since someone’s gotta pay. But enough is enough. Ad-blocker software has been re-enabled. Thu Jun 02 20:02:03 +0000 2016
  • Any 1st/2nd year medical students want to make $$ by viewing videos for @LecturioMed ?? https://t.co/HZNVvzyKKX Thu Jun 02 15:48:16 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/CydgDUoMhh Thu Jun 02 14:49:51 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert you have reasserted your geek credentials, sir Wed Jun 01 23:32:49 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert you suck(le) Wed Jun 01 22:36:02 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/TzjZlmqOZ5 Wed Jun 01 22:34:12 +0000 2016
  • .@DavidBilbert https://t.co/kpYRidRyT2 Wed Jun 01 22:32:50 +0000 2016
  • .@DavidBilbert https://t.co/jry8usHlds Wed Jun 01 22:32:14 +0000 2016
  • You know who you are https://t.co/sgkIZvaR0Z Wed Jun 01 22:30:40 +0000 2016
  • My research assistant could have done my SSHRC presentation in my stead, but I didn’t want to “SSHRC” my responsibilities. #academichumour Wed Jun 01 22:07:01 +0000 2016
  • Just saw some hipsters in Calgary wearing sombreros and matador jackets. Sigh. Wed Jun 01 20:03:30 +0000 2016
  • Open Letter to University Presidents from the Canada Research Chairs Program https://t.co/0c0E3yONJB Wed Jun 01 20:00:32 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/RukFoIMzL2 Wed Jun 01 19:39:40 +0000 2016
  • .@DavidBilbert https://t.co/YvYcxhVMKd Wed Jun 01 19:38:18 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert hey, shouldn’t you be doing as the romans do? Wed Jun 01 19:34:06 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert https://t.co/LKIUxnCBoj Wed Jun 01 19:24:35 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert @Rogers your first official public use of the word “wife” Wed Jun 01 19:23:29 +0000 2016
  • Zoos are terrible places https://t.co/hcHcyrz9Xg Wed Jun 01 18:35:54 +0000 2016
  • Want to do a study of weird ICD-10 codes, ever since I’d discovered that there was a code for “lycanthropy” https://t.co/WN25FmrWZr Wed Jun 01 17:23:42 +0000 2016
  • .@DavidBilbert https://t.co/XnniqHbpuY Wed Jun 01 16:47:42 +0000 2016
  • New Harry Potter play features a black Hermione Granger. And why the frack not? https://t.co/yX7d8l2IqV Wed Jun 01 16:43:17 +0000 2016
  • Jeebus Cripes. Alberta beef really is THAT much better. #badHindu Wed Jun 01 15:00:09 +0000 2016
  • Idea for a new game: “Celtic or Klingon?” #fb Wed Jun 01 14:32:45 +0000 2016