Twitter Tweets from 7-1-16 to 7-31-16

Archived Twitter tweets from 2016-07-01 to 2016-07-31, courtesy of the Twime Machine:

  • When the acid finally kicks in…. https://t.co/xcPRAd7tdi Sun Jul 31 07:08:29 +0000 2016
  • I just uploaded ‘Factors Influencing Guyanese Health Worker Migration to Canada’ to @academia! https://t.co/93DFNcb1st Sun Jul 31 05:45:05 +0000 2016
  • I just uploaded ‘STRATEGIES FOR ADDRESSING POOR STATISTICAL LITERACY AMONG HEALTH SCIENTISTS AND SC…’ to @academia! https://t.co/nSDUSwJijG Sun Jul 31 05:40:24 +0000 2016
  • Holy frickin’ Cripes. A man falls 25000 feet without a parachute https://t.co/PnhXtdxijn Sun Jul 31 03:57:38 +0000 2016
  • Rose is so cute #UFC201 Sun Jul 31 03:38:14 +0000 2016
  • RT @picardonhealth: Ontario doctors will vote on their controversial contract offer from the province on Aug. 14 in a general meeting https… Sun Jul 31 02:44:08 +0000 2016
  • Holy shit. “Roast Battle” is hilarious. #fb Sun Jul 31 02:43:06 +0000 2016
  • Episode 13 – Two Facts, Too Furious(ly) https://t.co/EjO6sEIDk9 https://t.co/qHyWViOT06 Sun Jul 31 00:31:52 +0000 2016
  • 4 people followed me and 4 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Sat Jul 30 22:47:57 +0000 2016
  • Off to be interviewed by a magazine. If it’s actually a deportation sting, you’ll next hear from me from Guyana. Or Guantanamo. Sat Jul 30 19:17:06 +0000 2016
  • the gravitational center of the Republican Party is white nationalism https://t.co/48K3WEi0Mc Sat Jul 30 18:09:24 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/y2gszkuyB7 Sat Jul 30 17:53:42 +0000 2016
  • RT @ggreenwald: Is there any person anywhere who thinks Hillary’s campaign opposition to TPP is genuine?? https://t.co/iQIG08B1KI Fri Jul 29 21:28:28 +0000 2016
  • RT @adr: has any candidate for president expressed an opinion on what edition of AD&D is the best Fri Jul 29 21:27:18 +0000 2016
  • Dem & Repub nominees are privy to CIA security briefings. Do the nominees of other parties get the same perk? #fb Fri Jul 29 19:59:30 +0000 2016
  • Watched Usher on Tonight Show. Was mystified by the slow motion illusion. Beautiful https://t.co/p8y5mpExLf Fri Jul 29 17:39:23 +0000 2016
  • Rare historic photos https://t.co/saWFPHFD1V Fri Jul 29 12:44:12 +0000 2016
  • Apparently I’m “undifferentiated androgynous” https://t.co/VpHCpYBCDM https://t.co/5ra552V38G Fri Jul 29 12:40:12 +0000 2016
  • RT @charlescwcooke: Whichever candidate wins, I think I’m going to destroy my hearing with a screwdriver. Four years of listening to Trump… Fri Jul 29 12:01:57 +0000 2016
  • “The blackest thing about the Republican convention was Melania’s speech.” -Bill Maher #fb Fri Jul 29 11:46:34 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert @ClickHole isn’t everyone always within a mile of a sex offender? Fri Jul 29 01:03:51 +0000 2016
  • These stories by undocumented immigrants must be giving the Republicans aneurysms #DemsInPhilly #fb Thu Jul 28 23:06:46 +0000 2016
  • Sweet Jeebus, she actually tried to rhyme gender with agenda #DemsInPhilly #fb Thu Jul 28 22:54:24 +0000 2016
  • RT @OccupyWallStNYC: Drones via @MattBors #DNCinPHL #DemsInPhilly #OccupyDNC https://t.co/0dDjko3iar Thu Jul 28 21:39:19 +0000 2016
  • @chesswiz77 been a lot more than 2 https://t.co/Z1rNI5FoL1 Thu Jul 28 21:37:29 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/T1Ta8qRgvC Thu Jul 28 21:17:33 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/QAPP83TIqZ Thu Jul 28 21:17:22 +0000 2016
  • I know it’s childish, but when someone says “aspiration” I immediately think they’re sweating from their butt #DemsInPhilly #fb Thu Jul 28 21:12:41 +0000 2016
  • Is it possible for the USA to elect a President not named Bush, Clinton…. or Trump? #DemsInPhilly Thu Jul 28 21:11:54 +0000 2016
  • Listening to #DemsInPhilly with video off. All the male voices sound like Ric Flair. All the females sound like my alarm clock buzzer. #fb Thu Jul 28 21:05:54 +0000 2016
  • So far it seems cowbell guy has been kept out of #DemsInPhilly Thu Jul 28 21:04:17 +0000 2016
  • And by the way, Cedric Richmond is an awesome name for an urban superhero. Needs a team-up with Luke Cage. #DemsInPhilly Thu Jul 28 21:02:28 +0000 2016
  • Whoa. Cedric Richmond gets 1970s Blacksploitation entrance music. #DemsInPhilly Thu Jul 28 21:01:49 +0000 2016
  • #DemsInPhilly https://t.co/VvLTBPMXmJ Thu Jul 28 21:01:26 +0000 2016
  • RT @trevortimm: This is also the exact scenario @Snowden warned about when he first went public. He was worried about future Trumps. https:… Thu Jul 28 20:58:55 +0000 2016
  • Who dressed this baby in a grown-up’s suit? #DemsinPhilly https://t.co/GLriJWJoIh Thu Jul 28 20:54:23 +0000 2016
  • Why is this baby wearing a suit? #DemsInPhilly Thu Jul 28 20:52:42 +0000 2016
  • Sweet Zod, so many religious references today! I thought we’d moved past this? #DemsInPhilly Thu Jul 28 20:45:53 +0000 2016
  • The #DemsInPhilly narrative is all about transformative change. But then a few speeches remind us that it’s going to be more of the same 🙁 Thu Jul 28 20:44:08 +0000 2016
  • Know how to prevent the need for military funerals and memorials? Stop making new wars. #DemsInPhilly Thu Jul 28 20:31:41 +0000 2016
  • Everyone of these bloody conventions begins with prayers and a military procession. This is the problem. #DemsInPhilly Thu Jul 28 20:27:42 +0000 2016
  • Night 1: addiction. Night 2: feminism. Night 3: love. Night 4:…. prayers? Endless annoying prayers? #DemsInPhilly Thu Jul 28 20:25:41 +0000 2016
  • Whatever happened to separation of church and state? All these bloody prayers. #DemsInPhilly Thu Jul 28 20:22:24 +0000 2016
  • What surprise. Support for authoritarianism correlated with wealth. https://t.co/xA3YEFJPTV Thu Jul 28 20:20:34 +0000 2016
  • .@DavidBilbert https://t.co/2LnqGprkTA Thu Jul 28 20:18:01 +0000 2016
  • Marcia Fudge? That’s like a 70s porn name #DemsInPhilly Thu Jul 28 20:17:31 +0000 2016
  • Mostly for @acurrie : cats vs babies https://t.co/W9KWcHQMwv Thu Jul 28 19:00:43 +0000 2016
  • RIP Jerry Doyle. Yet another Babylon 5 alum gone prematurely. https://t.co/6bmKP7FBTf Thu Jul 28 18:51:58 +0000 2016
  • I’ll be in attendance. Students, this is a great way to attend for free. https://t.co/wmpR25IZv6 Thu Jul 28 17:37:11 +0000 2016
  • Space travel and heart disease. Damn it, I was planning on doing this study! https://t.co/6ssOUlYe9A #fb Thu Jul 28 17:18:39 +0000 2016
  • “Necessary Centrism” is a good name for a band no one wants to hear Thu Jul 28 17:17:27 +0000 2016
  • RT @MatthewIN317: @PennyRed Ripley: Did IQs just drop sharply while I was away? #DemsInPhilly #Aliens Thu Jul 28 17:16:39 +0000 2016
  • RT @PennyRed: The mistake the Dems are making is engaging with #Trump as if he were a person who made sense and not a giant evil baby. #Dem… Thu Jul 28 17:16:18 +0000 2016
  • Brilliant description of the new alt-right by @PennyRed. Truly mandatory reading. https://t.co/9Uqk4EMVAY Thu Jul 28 17:15:48 +0000 2016
  • “This is a story about how trolls took the wheel of the clown car of modern politics.” Mandatory reading https://t.co/9Uqk4EMVAY Thu Jul 28 17:11:12 +0000 2016
  • Recent Facebook Profile Pics https://t.co/Q6AsDdXzCI https://t.co/GJqdA3OGPf Thu Jul 28 16:44:19 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert https://t.co/kzh0g9M12o Thu Jul 28 16:39:05 +0000 2016
  • @Audrey_Giles Well get moving! Thu Jul 28 15:05:24 +0000 2016
  • Our SSHRC-funded project on Aboriginal women and the mining industry is now live online https://t.co/eMDC4oFGgO https://t.co/oeoG16kZRI Thu Jul 28 15:03:20 +0000 2016
  • @Audrey_Giles And I see your phone reception is still better than mine! Thu Jul 28 14:26:30 +0000 2016
  • Should schools be “anti-racism engines”? I can hear the angry right wing retorts now… https://t.co/Ew6Y0LVJLE Thu Jul 28 14:24:32 +0000 2016
  • Gross! A Republican! https://t.co/wtMGf285zL Thu Jul 28 14:21:13 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert https://t.co/HspEDVtnEl Thu Jul 28 13:33:08 +0000 2016
  • Started watching “Ancient Aliens” to be ironically entertained. But now I’m just angry and stupid. #fb Thu Jul 28 13:28:33 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert great. Now you’ve got bitches. Thu Jul 28 11:40:22 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert re your article… What if what I love is mocking, lashing out and judging people? Thu Jul 28 11:09:30 +0000 2016
  • RT @TylerHuckabee: Tim Kaine is the pastor who brags to the church teens about listening to Coldplay. Thu Jul 28 02:39:58 +0000 2016
  • “Tim Kaine is the quiet A/V nerd in high school who could unscramble porn and secretly had great weed.” -Patton Oswalt #DemsInPhilly Thu Jul 28 02:39:27 +0000 2016
  • Is this the Grand Ole Opry now? #DemsInPhilly Thu Jul 28 02:39:00 +0000 2016
  • @calix Mind you, anyone who’s read more than 2 books could probably beat Mike Pence in a debate Thu Jul 28 02:38:30 +0000 2016
  • Tim Kaine is an old Southern black woman in a white man’s body. It’s creeping me out. #DemsInPhilly Thu Jul 28 02:35:49 +0000 2016
  • @calix https://t.co/EcWMWr7QkJ Thu Jul 28 02:33:38 +0000 2016
  • Shit. Looks like Joe is using again! #DemsInPhilly https://t.co/H6nsNZlEMd Thu Jul 28 02:25:44 +0000 2016
  • Whoever is standing next to the guy with the cowbell… please, smack him in the back of the head. Do it for America. #DemsInPhilly #fb Thu Jul 28 02:23:24 +0000 2016
  • I wonder if a Clinton-Sanders ticket was ever anywhere near a possibility #DemsInPhilly Thu Jul 28 02:20:39 +0000 2016
  • Did he say “Aging committee” or “Asian committee”? Or are they the same thing? #DemsInPhilly Thu Jul 28 02:19:23 +0000 2016
  • Are they shouting, “Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!” ?? #DemsInPhilly Thu Jul 28 02:18:49 +0000 2016
  • “Clinton Kaine” sounds like a fictional gay porn star #DemsInPhilly #fb Thu Jul 28 02:16:59 +0000 2016
  • Nice to see Ray Liotta running for VP #DemsInPhilly Thu Jul 28 02:15:44 +0000 2016
  • Linwood does not look impressed #DemsInPhilly Thu Jul 28 02:14:42 +0000 2016
  • RT @M_DylanIAm: Awk moment when he speaks better Spanish than George Lopez. #DemsInPhilly Thu Jul 28 02:12:47 +0000 2016
  • In Virginia, if you need help, go to Chinatown…. and ask for Kaine. #DemsInPhilly Thu Jul 28 02:09:45 +0000 2016
  • Pretty clear Tim Kaine will eat Mike Pence alive during the debates #DemsInPhilly Thu Jul 28 02:08:04 +0000 2016
  • Wait… he named is son Woody? Woody Kaine? Seriously? #DemsInPhilly #fb Thu Jul 28 02:06:57 +0000 2016
  • Serving America sucked the hotness out of Tim Kaine. Look at what you did to him, people! Look! #DemsInPhilly https://t.co/I6oWqw9Nmr Thu Jul 28 02:06:17 +0000 2016
  • Tim Kaine has no lips. He gave them up for you, America. #DemsInPhilly Thu Jul 28 02:04:45 +0000 2016
  • @HuShuo you anti-semite! Thu Jul 28 02:03:53 +0000 2016
  • RT @KristiColleen: Is this a trailer for Tim Kaine, or is the DNC trying to sell me a pickup truck? #DemsInPhilly Thu Jul 28 02:03:29 +0000 2016
  • Yes, but is Kaine…. able? (See what I did there?) #DemsInPhilly #fb Thu Jul 28 02:03:17 +0000 2016
  • When someone introduces “the gentleman from Virginia” I expect a plantation owner to come on stage and call me a nasty name #DemsInPhilly Thu Jul 28 02:02:08 +0000 2016
  • Oh yeah. Tim Kaine. Forgot about him. #DemsInPhilly Thu Jul 28 02:00:57 +0000 2016
  • When did Lenny Kravitz become Prince? #DemsInPhilly Thu Jul 28 01:56:04 +0000 2016
  • All this love stuff… how much love goes into shooting drones at innocent Pakistanis & Afghans? Guess it doesnt extend there #DemsInPhilly Thu Jul 28 01:54:02 +0000 2016
  • What Bloomberg seems to be saying: I support HRC only because the alternative is horrific. #DemsInPhilly Thu Jul 28 01:45:40 +0000 2016
  • Separated at Birth, part 114 https://t.co/nq5Sppl9Jo https://t.co/wjxCZCBFer Thu Jul 28 01:40:13 +0000 2016
  • RT @docblw: @deonandan Ha! My wife said, “Demigod? Is Percy Jackson running?” Thu Jul 28 01:40:12 +0000 2016
  • @RedParrots yep Thu Jul 28 01:37:00 +0000 2016
  • Everytime they say “demagogue” I think they’re saying “demigod”…which I think makes Trump very happy #DemsInPhilly Thu Jul 28 01:36:52 +0000 2016
  • @RedParrots mayor of new york Thu Jul 28 01:35:01 +0000 2016
  • Bloomberg looks intense #DemsInPhilly https://t.co/paXeeKsGjv Thu Jul 28 01:34:24 +0000 2016
  • RT @perpetualgeek: Really expected @JoeBiden to finish that speech by ripping off his shirt and just doing pushups. #DemsInPhilly Thu Jul 28 01:33:25 +0000 2016
  • It seems no convention is complete without a speech by a New York billionaire #DemsInPhilly Thu Jul 28 01:33:09 +0000 2016
  • This guy looks like he’s experiencing a painful bowel movement #DemsInPhilly Thu Jul 28 01:32:40 +0000 2016
  • RT @Chris_Conner_: If only Joe would have run. Said a LOT of people tonight. #DemsInPhilly Thu Jul 28 01:31:57 +0000 2016
  • If cats said “hey” instead of meow https://t.co/GsQ3mVbWwq Thu Jul 28 01:30:22 +0000 2016
  • okay whoever has the cowbell… put it down #DemsInPhilly Thu Jul 28 01:29:08 +0000 2016
  • Apparently this is an election for Jingoist in Chief #DemsInPhilly #fb Thu Jul 28 01:27:47 +0000 2016
  • “…and so has Tim Kaine.” They always forget about Tim Kaine. #DemsInPhilly Thu Jul 28 01:19:45 +0000 2016
  • If it were Beyonce, they would’ve made it work.” Susan Sarandon on Bernie vs HRC https://t.co/7MiiLSxxoB #DemsInPhilly Thu Jul 28 01:14:26 +0000 2016
  • I wonder if Biden will end with a well placed, “Thanks, Obama!” #DemsInPhilly #fb Thu Jul 28 01:11:37 +0000 2016
  • Wonder if Biden is kicking himself… he would easily be elected President this time around #DemsInPhilly Thu Jul 28 01:09:14 +0000 2016
  • Dear people chanting in the crowd at #DemsInPhilly ….please ENUNCIATE #fb Thu Jul 28 01:05:18 +0000 2016
  • @mikozlowski yeah I know. That’s the joke. (HRC has named Kissinger as a role model many times.) Thu Jul 28 01:03:16 +0000 2016
  • Ever notice how almost no PhD physicist goes by “Doctor”, but that everyone with a PhD in Education insists on it? #DemsInPhilly Thu Jul 28 01:01:13 +0000 2016
  • @mikozlowski @DemConvention @CIA oh that’s what they’re saying. Thu Jul 28 00:58:30 +0000 2016
  • I guess #DemsInPhilly has an open bar. Gotta explain the chanting somehow. Thu Jul 28 00:57:54 +0000 2016
  • Now what are these idiots chanting? #DemsInPhilly Thu Jul 28 00:54:02 +0000 2016
  • RT @AndrewTumilty: Being able to bring a gun anywhere isn’t freedom. Being able to go anywhere and not worry about being shot is. #DemsInPh… Thu Jul 28 00:53:29 +0000 2016
  • This is for you @javiercha (and maybe @DavidBilbert ) https://t.co/a0Sf71iYLz Thu Jul 28 00:52:40 +0000 2016
  • I wonder if they’ll bring out Bin Laden from his secret underground prison in Virginia? #DemsInPhilly Thu Jul 28 00:51:40 +0000 2016
  • Uhoh. Found this shocking photo of Hillary Clinton with Emperor Palpatine #DemsInPhilly https://t.co/SMHcVSt21U Thu Jul 28 00:49:43 +0000 2016
  • Now what are they chanting? Does chanting work if no one understands it? #DemsInPhilly Thu Jul 28 00:41:28 +0000 2016
  • Rear Admiral. Heh heh. #DemsInPhilly #fb Thu Jul 28 00:39:41 +0000 2016
  • Democrats lining up to tongue John McCain. What a weird world we live in. #DemsInPhilly Thu Jul 28 00:38:24 +0000 2016
  • For the richest country in history, and the home of Hollywood, it’s amazing that so much of #DemsInPhilly comes across as amateurish Wed Jul 27 21:07:03 +0000 2016
  • Kinda weird that a rainstorm in Edmonton is the #1 trending Canadian item on Twitter Wed Jul 27 20:41:07 +0000 2016
  • RT @GoogleFacts: this baby rhino has been hanging out with a lamb and picking up on its mannerisms. this is so cute. https://t.co/cVhzT1fcnZ Wed Jul 27 20:31:48 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert I saw “One Night in Chyna”. He’s been to the mountain, seen unholy things, and come back a changed man. Wed Jul 27 20:30:00 +0000 2016
  • Very useful for my upcoming self-publishing projects. https://t.co/zEDifrnPqX Wed Jul 27 19:37:40 +0000 2016
  • RT @TheRealXPac: If a convicted felon can never vote or get a decent job, then let’s quit with the “You’ve paid your debt to society” bulls… Wed Jul 27 19:32:13 +0000 2016
  • How does the world map look by wealth, GDP, debt, births and population? https://t.co/hXn5qUotPL Wed Jul 27 19:27:44 +0000 2016
  • Listening to Rudy Giuliani, I’m tempted to suggest that, by law, no one over 70 should be allowed to have an opinion on anything. #fb Wed Jul 27 19:21:11 +0000 2016
  • RT @DetInspector: Just saw a friggin’ white girl panhandling with a sign that says “hungry hungry hippie” Wed Jul 27 19:19:29 +0000 2016
  • I’m a two issue voter, and HRC’s hawkishness makes her distasteful. But this is a third issue I can get behind. https://t.co/9Wb9kxLffe Wed Jul 27 19:12:21 +0000 2016
  • My Trump score is 601 (https://t.co/BogucxzmUT) https://t.co/dvB95jPERU Wed Jul 27 19:00:32 +0000 2016
  • It’s Best Korea for a reason https://t.co/lX1dRq5zyN Wed Jul 27 18:47:16 +0000 2016
  • So because of some weird administrative nonsense, the Ottawa Humane Soc is now unable to investigate abuse cases https://t.co/dNAAtWvYFp Wed Jul 27 18:45:00 +0000 2016
  • Watching Nate Diaz on Conan. How did this come to pass? Wed Jul 27 18:20:11 +0000 2016
  • Jeebus Cripes. Now people are covering puppies in hot tar. Really, people suck. https://t.co/AcLtDTmJOG Wed Jul 27 18:18:25 +0000 2016
  • RT @TheRealXPac: I don’t think you should be banned, but you are a fucking idiot. https://t.co/PIUBYo5OiX Wed Jul 27 18:12:06 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert that’s not the hip thrust machine Wed Jul 27 17:56:35 +0000 2016
  • If you are bumped from a flight, here is what you are entitled to https://t.co/bJ9PZJMTyF Wed Jul 27 17:37:11 +0000 2016
  • Air Canada strikes again: bumps a minor who has to sleep on airport floor. https://t.co/UsZ7pEhbPL Wed Jul 27 17:34:35 +0000 2016
  • @jayeldee @DavidBilbert wardrobe of certain senior admin Wed Jul 27 17:25:27 +0000 2016
  • Gym wildlife. The joke gets old after 3 minutes though. https://t.co/ntfdeNOUWk Wed Jul 27 17:08:41 +0000 2016
  • Hey @DavidBilbert I found a dress for you https://t.co/nNcRIimnk9 Wed Jul 27 17:04:41 +0000 2016
  • Only fair to give him a gratuity, after he gives you more than the tip https://t.co/qvcQkC8Q33 Wed Jul 27 17:03:58 +0000 2016
  • Sometimes your name is what you are https://t.co/FceIrliUWt Wed Jul 27 17:02:23 +0000 2016
  • At least he owns it https://t.co/J1dtGdsc63 Wed Jul 27 17:01:28 +0000 2016
  • It’s pronounced “hay-zoos” https://t.co/j9owW9HK65 Wed Jul 27 16:59:31 +0000 2016
  • RT @rabiasquared: I will provide decent lodging and food to Bill O’Reilly if he becomes my slave. Need a shed built. https://t.co/udmtJKbhse Wed Jul 27 16:19:57 +0000 2016
  • “[At the Democratic convention] there were so many white women crying, I thought Pinterest had died.” -Trevor Noah #fb Wed Jul 27 15:56:54 +0000 2016
  • “The Republicans don’t have a Michelle Obama. They just have a Michelle Obama tribute act.” -Trevor Noah #fb Wed Jul 27 15:47:55 +0000 2016
  • #grammarnazi #GrammarMatters #grammar https://t.co/KHLRNBA987 Wed Jul 27 15:10:34 +0000 2016
  • holy jeebus https://t.co/tJoZ4FeRAL Wed Jul 27 02:15:08 +0000 2016
  • Trying to get my dog to focus on Bill Clinton’s speech. He’s just not into it. Shh, dog! #DemsInPhilly Wed Jul 27 02:14:20 +0000 2016
  • I’m not even American and I can see this https://t.co/UOBUfZoARK Wed Jul 27 02:11:29 +0000 2016
  • “I’m just a Bill, here on Capitol Hill….” #DemsInPhilly Wed Jul 27 02:10:58 +0000 2016
  • OK I liked the RNC house band, but it’s pretty clear #DemsInPhilly is providing the better musical show Wed Jul 27 00:37:03 +0000 2016
  • For some strange reason, watching #DemsInPhilly makes me miss… Prince Wed Jul 27 00:36:05 +0000 2016
  • RT @TimFullerton: This is what the NRA chose to tweet during the Mothers of the Movement moment at the DNC. #DemsInPhilly https://t.co/RGR… Wed Jul 27 00:31:35 +0000 2016
  • @scowlyguy shh. I’m now motivated to listen to all my Police albums Wed Jul 27 00:16:32 +0000 2016
  • Why did the band play Eric Holder in to “Synchronicity II”? It’s a song about an emasculated man. #DemsInPhilly #fb Wed Jul 27 00:07:34 +0000 2016
  • I tuned out for a second. Was that an acapella marching band without the marching? #DemsInPhilly Wed Jul 27 00:02:08 +0000 2016
  • What did I just watch? #DemsInPhilly Wed Jul 27 00:01:45 +0000 2016
  • Guess I’m the only one who thinks Hillary looks like Carl Sagan https://t.co/G0NLDRVtqq #DemsInPhilly Tue Jul 26 23:43:06 +0000 2016
  • You just know Bill planned on speaking the same night that Elizabeth Banks would be in attendance #DemsInPhilly #fb Tue Jul 26 23:41:42 +0000 2016
  • Elizabeth Banks is scary goodlooking…. but not a comic. Awkward. #DemsInPhilly Tue Jul 26 23:38:12 +0000 2016
  • WTF is this? #DemsInPhilly Tue Jul 26 23:37:25 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert your wife has a prenup, right? Tue Jul 26 23:37:02 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert stop trying to show me your concept Tue Jul 26 23:35:30 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert same goes for your penis Tue Jul 26 23:34:25 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert why does she think she has a penis? Tue Jul 26 23:33:18 +0000 2016
  • RT @PowerVoiceOver: Jimmy Carter defeated cancer by making it try to learn metric. #DemsInPhilly Tue Jul 26 23:30:16 +0000 2016
  • Seeing Carter makes me sad… we once had a plethora of capable, smart national leaders. We are diminished. #DemsInPhilly Tue Jul 26 23:29:23 +0000 2016
  • Jimmy Carter is the greatest American leader of my lifetime #DemsInPhilly Tue Jul 26 23:28:10 +0000 2016
  • Reading now about Northern Mariana Islands. Cool place. #DemsInPhilly Tue Jul 26 23:20:54 +0000 2016
  • When I lived in DC, the uniform of politically active older white women was collarless suit jackets and pearl-like necklaces #DemsInPhilly Tue Jul 26 23:19:49 +0000 2016
  • Probably the most lasting impact of #DemsInPhilly is that now millions of Americans know that the Northern Mariana Islands… exist. #fb Tue Jul 26 23:12:24 +0000 2016
  • 12 women who ran for US President before Hillary https://t.co/Z1rNI5FoL1 #DemsInPhilly #fb Tue Jul 26 23:05:46 +0000 2016
  • Victoria Woodhull was the first woman to run for US President (in 1872), and she had her party’s nomination, as well. #DemsinPhilly #fb Tue Jul 26 23:02:17 +0000 2016
  • @RedParrots Trudeau Libs actually have many disagreements with Bernie (TPP, pipeline, etc) Tue Jul 26 22:58:33 +0000 2016
  • Um, you know the arrow on that “H” sign can point in either direction, right? What’s the message here? #DemsInPhilly #fb Tue Jul 26 22:57:52 +0000 2016
  • I heard some “No”s #DemsInPhilly Tue Jul 26 22:56:11 +0000 2016
  • What were they chanting? #DemsInPhilly Tue Jul 26 22:55:21 +0000 2016
  • Look at this man, Dems. He’s a real leader! #BernieSanders #DemsInPhilly Tue Jul 26 22:54:15 +0000 2016
  • I remember watching the roll call during the 1980 DNC and wondering WTF I had just seen. I still don’t know. But it’s fun. #DemsInPhilly #fb Tue Jul 26 22:52:03 +0000 2016
  • President Hillary should appoint Bernie as ambassador to Canada. It would be cool to have him here in Ottawa. #DemsInPhilly Tue Jul 26 22:50:07 +0000 2016
  • Wait… Indian country? You mean my people? Oh. The other kind of Indian. Never mind. #DemsInPhilly #fb Tue Jul 26 22:47:43 +0000 2016
  • Honestly, though, before Trump decided to run, how many people knew the word “demagogue”? #DemsInPhilly #fb Tue Jul 26 22:45:44 +0000 2016
  • OK so is the official hashtag #DemsInPhilly #demsconvention or #DemConvention or #demcon ????? Tue Jul 26 22:41:27 +0000 2016
  • Damn. Stephanie Rawlings-Blake is one very attractive woman. #DemsInPhilly Tue Jul 26 22:39:38 +0000 2016
  • RT @NBCNightlyNews: Bernie Sanders reacts as his brother, Larry, through tears, casts his #DNCinPHL delegate vote for his brother. https://… Tue Jul 26 22:36:09 +0000 2016
  • I love this roll call shit. So campy. #DemsInPhilly Tue Jul 26 22:33:54 +0000 2016
  • 5 people followed me and 5 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Tue Jul 26 20:05:57 +0000 2016
  • Why do all these bloody things begin and end with prayers? #DemsInPhilly Tue Jul 26 03:28:21 +0000 2016
  • RT @morgan_murphy: a lot of nose rings are being lubricated by tears tonight. #DemsInPhilly Tue Jul 26 03:12:17 +0000 2016
  • I’m suddenly wondering how many #DemsInPhilly attendees are tripping on DMT or acid right now. Tue Jul 26 03:12:05 +0000 2016
  • A straight guy in prison might have to swallow a dick to survive. Bernie just made that same face. Poor guy. #DemsInPhilly Tue Jul 26 03:06:42 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert https://t.co/K8misN7sYQ Tue Jul 26 03:05:27 +0000 2016
  • Why isn’t there a younger version of Bernie? Why is he so rare? #DemsInPhilly Tue Jul 26 03:04:52 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert https://t.co/Ys1ikpdX60 Tue Jul 26 03:03:42 +0000 2016
  • How do people keep falling for the prima facia scam that is “trickle down economics” #DemsInPhilly Tue Jul 26 03:03:06 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert your hairstyle role models? Tue Jul 26 03:01:13 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert https://t.co/hhLn2zEbQA Tue Jul 26 03:00:09 +0000 2016
  • All those young women so close to tears. Bernie is totally going to score after the convention. #shutupitsajoke #DemsInPhilly #fb Tue Jul 26 02:58:45 +0000 2016
  • @scowlyguy time to kill off the weak, one nut-allergic child at a time Tue Jul 26 02:57:12 +0000 2016
  • So sad. With Bernie, America could have had real positive change. What a shame. #DemsInPhilly Tue Jul 26 02:56:39 +0000 2016
  • @scowlyguy now i want peanut butter Tue Jul 26 02:55:23 +0000 2016
  • RT @acoyne: Michelle Obama’s speech might have tempted indies & soft Republicans to cross over to the Democrats. Elizabeth Warren’s would s… Tue Jul 26 02:55:02 +0000 2016
  • How is #TheBachelorette trending more than #DemsInPhilly ?? #fb Tue Jul 26 02:54:23 +0000 2016
  • Please, no one throw their panties at Bernie. Please. #DemsInPhilly #fb Tue Jul 26 02:52:38 +0000 2016
  • Even as a foreigner, I would donate real money to the Dems if Jimmy Carter were to show up tomorrow #DemsInPhilly Tue Jul 26 02:51:39 +0000 2016
  • In contrast to the RNC convention, attendees of #DemsInPhilly don’t look like they’re afraid a gunfight might break out at any moment Tue Jul 26 02:48:40 +0000 2016
  • I still can’t get used to the idea that Donald Fucking Trump is now a successful politician. When do my drugs wear off? #DemsInPhilly Tue Jul 26 02:47:42 +0000 2016
  • Still can’t believe the RNC soundtrack was so much better #DemsInPhilly Tue Jul 26 02:45:40 +0000 2016
  • RT @OnionPolitics: Nation Confused Because People On TV Last Week Said Trump Was Good #DemsInPhilly Tue Jul 26 02:42:34 +0000 2016
  • @docblw @OnionPolitics plagiarists! Tue Jul 26 02:42:17 +0000 2016
  • Really? From what I can tell, the American people are totally falling for it #DemsInPhilly Tue Jul 26 02:41:06 +0000 2016
  • @docblw Not, “Free the busted Jew”? I thought they were Madoff supporters. You know, the wrong Bernie. Tue Jul 26 02:37:32 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert and it tears me up inside! Tue Jul 26 02:36:48 +0000 2016
  • This is Bernie’s reward for being an honest, genuine idealist: childish supporters who ruin his legacy #DemsInPhilly Tue Jul 26 02:36:25 +0000 2016
  • @RedParrots maybe she’ll run for Prez. Tue Jul 26 02:33:11 +0000 2016
  • @rondia merci Tue Jul 26 02:32:46 +0000 2016
  • Uhoh. Maybe not the best time to claim the Dems are fighting against the “rigged” system. #DNCleak #DemsInPhilly Tue Jul 26 02:32:38 +0000 2016
  • you know, I never thought about this. https://t.co/ViBJb8G0hf Tue Jul 26 02:29:20 +0000 2016
  • You mean you don’t? https://t.co/rRXXhFoYcV Tue Jul 26 02:28:24 +0000 2016
  • What are those idiots chanting? Can’t make it out. #DemsInPhilly Tue Jul 26 02:27:41 +0000 2016
  • Wow. If RFK had lived, he’s be 91 now. Recalling glory days of Democratic party. #DemsInPhilly Tue Jul 26 02:26:08 +0000 2016
  • Wait… RFK died a year after I was born. So I guess I don’t remember him. Oops. But Joe III sure does look like Granddad #DemsInPhilly Tue Jul 26 02:24:59 +0000 2016
  • Makes me feel old that I remember Joe Kennedy’s grandfather. Yikes. #DemsInPhilly Tue Jul 26 02:24:07 +0000 2016
  • I guess it’s not a Democratic convention without a Kennedy #DemsInPhilly Tue Jul 26 02:22:41 +0000 2016
  • Goddamn #MichelleObama #DemsInPhilly Tue Jul 26 02:18:55 +0000 2016
  • RT @Alex_Iosiovich: *Trump team frantically scouring the Internet to catch Michelle Obama plagiarizing; end up tweeting something racist in… Tue Jul 26 02:13:47 +0000 2016
  • RT @StaciSturrock: What a beautiful motto for dealing with naysayers: “When they go low, we go high.” #DemsInPhilly Tue Jul 26 02:13:33 +0000 2016
  • RT @Stephani_Says: I’m totally down for a Michelle Obama/Cory Booker ticket in 2020 #DemsInPhilly #DNCinPHL just saying Tue Jul 26 02:11:29 +0000 2016
  • RT @gregorycendana: “In order for you to love your country, you must love your countrymen & countrywomen.” @CoryBooker #DemsInPhilly #DemCo… Tue Jul 26 01:45:00 +0000 2016
  • Cory Booker is great. But I imagine him debating Trump, dropping the love bomb, and Trump responding with a rear naked choke #DemsInPhilly Tue Jul 26 01:44:08 +0000 2016
  • Why is Booker talking about the “humble Amish”? #DemsInPhilly Tue Jul 26 01:38:14 +0000 2016
  • Gavin Newsom looks like an artist’s rendition of a politician #DemsInPhilly Tue Jul 26 01:36:37 +0000 2016
  • Sad to be reminded that we could have had a President Cuomo #DemsInPhilly Tue Jul 26 01:35:46 +0000 2016
  • Oh my God, it’s so hot in Philly that Paul Simon is melting! #DemsInPhilly Tue Jul 26 01:25:48 +0000 2016
  • This train wreck is definitely entertaining. #DemsInPhilly #sarahsilverman #fb Tue Jul 26 01:24:05 +0000 2016
  • Sarah Silverman telling Bernie supporters they’re “ridiculous” was not quite the right tone. You can’t fix this on live TV. #DemsInPhilly Tue Jul 26 01:23:32 +0000 2016
  • Oh shit. Look what they did. #DemsInPhilly Tue Jul 26 01:22:37 +0000 2016
  • Uhoh. Them’s fightin’ words. #sarahsilverman #DemsInPhilly Tue Jul 26 01:22:05 +0000 2016
  • “Proudly”. Hmm. #DemsInPhilly Tue Jul 26 01:20:25 +0000 2016
  • I love that #DemsInPhilly isn’t overwrought with wall-to-wall US flags. Shows confidence and maturity. Tue Jul 26 01:13:17 +0000 2016
  • RT @BobbyBigWheel: Folks, Al Franken may be a senator but he still won’t do A-material for free Tue Jul 26 01:12:05 +0000 2016
  • #DemsInPhilly attendees are DEFINITELY better dancers than those stiff suits at #RNCinCLE Tue Jul 26 01:01:32 +0000 2016
  • @RedParrots …and in Florida Trump’s anti-Cuba stance is appealing to former Cuban dissidents who hate the Castros Tue Jul 26 00:49:26 +0000 2016
  • @RedParrots Trump is vying for the other swing states. But he’s big on both coal and law & order, which is an Ohio thing… Tue Jul 26 00:48:29 +0000 2016
  • @RedParrots who is johnnny/donny jingles? Tue Jul 26 00:45:04 +0000 2016
  • @RedParrots yes. but the big states historically rarely change stances. hence minimal pandering to Cali, NYC, TX. Tue Jul 26 00:44:26 +0000 2016
  • @RedParrots see here, the game is weighted in favour of Cali, NY, TX and Fl. But only Fl is ever in play: https://t.co/O2qBEzguQI Tue Jul 26 00:38:48 +0000 2016
  • @RedParrots this year, 12 states might be in play: Wisconsin, Pennsylvania, NH, Minn, Ohio, Iowa, Virginia, Fl, Michigan, Nevada, CO, NC Tue Jul 26 00:37:45 +0000 2016
  • @RedParrots it means that every election year, it really comes down to two states: Ohio and Florida. Hence the big play for the Hispanics Tue Jul 26 00:33:59 +0000 2016
  • #DemsInPhilly https://t.co/UdClzJdUNJ Tue Jul 26 00:32:52 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/p4u7mmn4Hq #DemsInPhilly Tue Jul 26 00:30:54 +0000 2016
  • @RedParrots except the electoral college system is a joke. The people will not get who they actually vote for. They need a Parliamentary sys Tue Jul 26 00:29:25 +0000 2016
  • @_WhatUpWithThat ah Tue Jul 26 00:27:47 +0000 2016
  • When he said, “She’ll cut TAXES”, I swear I thought he was going to say “YOU”. #DemsInPhilly Tue Jul 26 00:27:30 +0000 2016
  • @RedParrots hate also wins elections Tue Jul 26 00:26:26 +0000 2016
  • This guy’s facial hair is a different colour from his head hair. I’m confused. #DemsInPhilly Tue Jul 26 00:24:49 +0000 2016
  • If one more person shares that lame overdone joke about Trump not getting more wives because he’s anti-immigrant….. #DemsInPhilly Tue Jul 26 00:21:08 +0000 2016
  • @RedParrots D-list celebrities needed their own night Tue Jul 26 00:19:04 +0000 2016
  • Not surprising to see Trump supporters tweeting horrible things about a Hispanic child. Thanks for being predictable. #DemsInPhilly Tue Jul 26 00:13:34 +0000 2016
  • RT @robinthede: IF YOU CAN’T LOOK AT THIS GORGEOUS & SMART LITTLE GIRL AND HAVE COMPASSION, *YOU* DESERVE TO BE DEPORTED… TO HELL. #DemsI… Tue Jul 26 00:11:23 +0000 2016
  • RT @AdamSmith_usa: This is the President I want. #DemsInPhilly https://t.co/VUv5EiqQGV Tue Jul 26 00:11:13 +0000 2016
  • So the first night is addiction and Spanish night, right? #DemsInPhilly Tue Jul 26 00:10:11 +0000 2016
  • Notice that the Berniebots didn’t dare boo the little girl #DemsInPhilly Tue Jul 26 00:08:09 +0000 2016
  • Did #DemsInPhilly really out this kid’s parents as undocumented immigrants? Wanna bet Trump has already sent thugs to their house? Tue Jul 26 00:06:47 +0000 2016
  • We just had Demi Lovato. So is this that Arianna Grande person? #DemsInPhilly Tue Jul 26 00:05:04 +0000 2016
  • Awww, that was actually a nice HRC scene with the crying child. She should seriously play the wise grandma role more. #DemsInPhilly Tue Jul 26 00:04:10 +0000 2016
  • Is it wrong that I still have small hope that this is all a swerve and the DNC is about nominate @algore ? #DemsInPhilly Tue Jul 26 00:03:14 +0000 2016
  • RT @Brennanator: Between her ego, her vendetta against journalists and her supporters’ hate filled language, DWS would make a top notch GOP… Mon Jul 25 23:57:37 +0000 2016
  • In regular life, if you talk about your mental illness then publicly break into song, someone is going to call your Mom. #DemsInPhilly Mon Jul 25 23:56:32 +0000 2016
  • RT @ChloeAngyal: Really appreciate that, while the RNC featured a live song about “Dixie in your DNA,” the DNC featured one about bondage.… Mon Jul 25 23:55:29 +0000 2016
  • Oh Gawd no. She’s singing. Please no. #DemsInPhilly Mon Jul 25 23:50:05 +0000 2016
  • So is this #DemsInPhilly or a live NarcAnon meeting? #fb Mon Jul 25 23:49:02 +0000 2016
  • I’m looking at you, @DavidBilbert https://t.co/Utus6RQLHV Mon Jul 25 23:43:43 +0000 2016
  • The #RNCinCLE band had a better playlist than the #DemsInPhilly band #fb Mon Jul 25 23:39:12 +0000 2016
  • RT @akbogert: So is the #DemsInPhilly motto Make America Deaf Again? Because this shouting is ridiculous. Mon Jul 25 23:36:56 +0000 2016
  • Trump is the most unelectable candidate in Presidential history. Yet the inept Dems are paving the way for his inauguration #DemsInPhilly Mon Jul 25 23:36:16 +0000 2016
  • RT @a_n_g0530: can you please get your crap together so Trump doesn’t end up in the White House???? #DemsInPhilly Mon Jul 25 23:35:11 +0000 2016
  • Man, Ivanka would be a fantastic speaker at #DemsInPhilly Mon Jul 25 23:34:06 +0000 2016
  • Dogulus is disappointed by the banality of #DemsInPhilly https://t.co/jF8a6d62lU Mon Jul 25 23:32:30 +0000 2016
  • Everyone keeps talking about maximum altitude beef. I disagree. The steaks could indeed be higher. #DemsInPhilly #fb #shutupitsajoke Mon Jul 25 23:32:04 +0000 2016
  • Speakers so far are boring. Where are the D-list former celebrities? #DemsInPhilly Mon Jul 25 23:17:15 +0000 2016
  • RT @FreakOutNation: Moviegoers Panic After Kentucky Man Pulls Gun On Child In Theater For Kicking His Seat https://t.co/Qrz9QcZ47P https://… Mon Jul 25 23:13:15 +0000 2016
  • Kevin “Ponce” de Leon should relocate to Florida… just for the geeky joke #DemsInPhilly Mon Jul 25 22:34:05 +0000 2016
  • RT @Patrick_Plavko: When your party chair resigns and your nominee is now behind in the polls for the 1st time in 2 months #DemsInPhilly ht… Mon Jul 25 22:29:32 +0000 2016
  • Wasn’t Tina Kotek the name of the villain in those Mummy movies? #DemsInPhilly #fb Mon Jul 25 22:28:45 +0000 2016
  • No one speak during the photograph… the high pitched shrieking noise might damage the 100 year old camera #DemsInPhilly Mon Jul 25 22:23:29 +0000 2016
  • @scowlyguy I think the Trump republicans would have done it, regardless of the numbers. Mon Jul 25 22:18:51 +0000 2016
  • RT @OwensDamien: I hear you, Sanders supporters who plan to vote Trump. One time I asked for Coke but they only had Pepsi, so I set fire to… Mon Jul 25 22:17:06 +0000 2016
  • In defence of HRC: a non-democratic party would have ejected those who boo. So kudos for tolerance of dissent #DemsInPhilly Mon Jul 25 22:15:49 +0000 2016
  • Looking forward to #DemsInPhilly and have got my shriek-dampening headphones ready for HRC’s acceptance speech #fb Mon Jul 25 20:55:20 +0000 2016
  • And just as the #RNCinCLE hangover fades, we start with #DemsInPhilly ! Mon Jul 25 20:30:26 +0000 2016
  • .@DavidBilbert https://t.co/dMFKZYbqHF Mon Jul 25 17:44:41 +0000 2016
  • Breaking down the Alberta sunshine list https://t.co/pkGxOKU8ii Mon Jul 25 12:42:39 +0000 2016
  • .@DavidBilbert https://t.co/VnMyjL0YyN Sat Jul 23 14:27:08 +0000 2016
  • Taking a break from the Trump memes #starwars @DavidBilbert https://t.co/M6LmCOtH45 Fri Jul 22 21:16:37 +0000 2016
  • Attacks in Munich. If this keeps up, Trump is so gonna win. Then we’re all doomed. #fb Fri Jul 22 19:25:53 +0000 2016
  • Haven’t slept in 36 hours. (Up late working.) Yet I’m wired. Just got back from gym. WTF? Feel like going for a run now. #fb Fri Jul 22 19:24:47 +0000 2016
  • 11 people followed me and 7 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Fri Jul 22 18:23:04 +0000 2016
  • RT @SophiaHelwani: Millennials react to Trump speech. LOL. @ChrisLoesch @mcuban @DanScavino @benshapiro @seanhannity @BradThor @dc_mma http… Fri Jul 22 16:32:36 +0000 2016
  • The Repuglicans hide a “no racism, no hate” sign with US flag. You can’t write this shit https://t.co/ksMSklvsdk Fri Jul 22 16:26:18 +0000 2016
  • The return of Jon Stewart https://t.co/J5PROK2Ejx Fri Jul 22 16:01:45 +0000 2016
  • “Trump’s speech was so depressing that Melania immediately plagiarized a suicide note.” -Bill Maher #fb Fri Jul 22 12:02:17 +0000 2016
  • Shit. Just signed a contract to write two new textbooks. What am I thinking? Fri Jul 22 11:25:47 +0000 2016
  • The workers who pick your summer berries are asking you not to buy them https://t.co/etMmbCzEBL Fri Jul 22 09:19:46 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert https://t.co/zEMzwh5mdo Fri Jul 22 09:16:27 +0000 2016
  • Okay. A minister of a church was caught burglarizing another church. What, he had pew envy? https://t.co/0Bqwp4xl1g Fri Jul 22 09:12:03 +0000 2016
  • Holy shit. A comedian has to pay damages for an offensive joke. Holy shit! @joerogan https://t.co/F9wejrt2lk Fri Jul 22 09:07:24 +0000 2016
  • .@Audrey_Giles Northern community gets swimming pool for anti-drowning training https://t.co/LhewljHNpX Fri Jul 22 08:57:53 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert Saudi Arabia issued a fatwa against Pokemon https://t.co/n4eTJ5ulj7 Fri Jul 22 08:55:04 +0000 2016
  • Up late working, listening to a marathon of “Ancient Aliens” episodes on a loop. I’m becoming dumber at a disturbing rate. #fb Fri Jul 22 08:35:18 +0000 2016
  • Job opportunity: Health Project Planner in Sioux Lookout https://t.co/faRk6hI7EZ Fri Jul 22 08:32:07 +0000 2016
  • Job opportunity in Sioux Lookout: Preventing Infectious Diseases manager https://t.co/uxQGs5e8ed Fri Jul 22 08:31:37 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert go to sleep Fri Jul 22 08:30:28 +0000 2016
  • Animated GIF of the day https://t.co/zWlHt3Iq0t Fri Jul 22 08:17:45 +0000 2016
  • .@DavidBilbert a present for you https://t.co/ls6dr797nx Fri Jul 22 08:17:16 +0000 2016
  • Trump speech fact-checked: whole lot of nonsense there. https://t.co/Ui9xeUenbL #RNCinCLE Fri Jul 22 06:58:13 +0000 2016
  • @RedParrots i have no feel for this one. money market people are creatures of habit. Fri Jul 22 03:48:19 +0000 2016
  • Queen, The Who, Stones, The Clash … I guess the true slogan is, “Make America British again!” #RNCinCLE Fri Jul 22 03:47:07 +0000 2016
  • @RedParrots yep. but is he the preferred candidate of the money market? The repub usually is. I just can’t tell. Fri Jul 22 03:45:50 +0000 2016
  • I counted at least three outright numerical lies in Trump’s speech, and I wasn’t even looking #RNCinCLE Fri Jul 22 03:44:30 +0000 2016
  • Curious to see where the US dollar stands when the markets open in the morning #RNCinCLE Fri Jul 22 03:43:24 +0000 2016
  • Baby, it’s definitely NOT all right now #RNCinCLE Fri Jul 22 03:39:23 +0000 2016
  • The biggest lie in Western politics is that running a government is like running a business. It’s what gets us into trouble. #RNCinCLE #fb Fri Jul 22 03:38:58 +0000 2016
  • When Trump tells me he loves me, I clench my anus for some reason #RNCinCLE #fb Fri Jul 22 03:35:03 +0000 2016
  • RT @RjMoffa: When does The Flash show up and warn us how to prevent this? #RNCinCLE Fri Jul 22 03:31:04 +0000 2016
  • RT @darksidenchill: remember when ‘binders full of women’ was bad #RNCinCLE #missyoumitt Fri Jul 22 03:28:38 +0000 2016
  • RT @sirmitchell: I feel like this speech should be in German with English subtitles. #RNCinCLE Fri Jul 22 03:28:33 +0000 2016
  • RT @BillyWayneDavis: cool I”M A CHURCH now. #RNCinCLE Fri Jul 22 03:27:31 +0000 2016
  • Oh shit. He’s promising all the right things to the crazy and the marginally crazy. He’s going to win, people. We’re doomed. #RNCinCLE Fri Jul 22 03:27:19 +0000 2016
  • The podium is there to hide Trump’s boner #RNCinCLE #fb Fri Jul 22 03:25:40 +0000 2016
  • RT @AnnaAMadrigal00: Haven’t seen so many white people chanting since….oh shit. #RNCinCLE Fri Jul 22 03:25:02 +0000 2016
  • Donald, the USA is nowhere near being the highest taxed country in the world. Nowhere near. https://t.co/AYoZJzmVqx #RNCinCLE Fri Jul 22 03:22:05 +0000 2016
  • @calix you mean elect Johnny Walker to office? Fri Jul 22 03:15:38 +0000 2016
  • @calix we are doomed Fri Jul 22 03:14:43 +0000 2016
  • Uh, Donald. Bush Sr signed NAFTA, not Bill Clinton #RNCinCLE #fb Fri Jul 22 03:14:22 +0000 2016
  • He’s hitting all the right disgusting notes. Trump’s gonna win. Sorry. #RNCinCLE Fri Jul 22 03:09:17 +0000 2016
  • Undecided voters are the biggest idiots on the planet https://t.co/eFPcJcPG81 Fri Jul 22 03:05:53 +0000 2016
  • You know what’s comforting? The Twitter chatter is mostly skeptical of Trump nonsense #RNCinCLE Fri Jul 22 03:04:39 +0000 2016
  • RT @hbracc: #NeverTrump #RNCinCLE https://t.co/mhIg5T5xuP Fri Jul 22 03:03:53 +0000 2016
  • RT @RegularBlack_: Let’s hear from 3 parents whose children were killed by irresponsible police. #RNCinCLE Fri Jul 22 03:03:37 +0000 2016
  • RT @86theBull: Listen you idiots, there wouldn’t be refugees if we didn’t criminally bomb the shit out of their countries #RNCinCLE #RNCwit… Fri Jul 22 03:02:40 +0000 2016
  • “Massive number of refugees”? The USA has taken a mere 10,000 Syrian refugees. Tiny Canada took 25K. #RNCinCLE Fri Jul 22 03:01:46 +0000 2016
  • I’d like to hear Mr Pence talk about LGBTQ issues, please. #RNCinCLE Fri Jul 22 03:00:42 +0000 2016
  • RT @LaughAtlantis: So… you’ll protect LGBTQ from ISIS… can you try protecting them from the Republican Party platform!?! #RNCinCLE Fri Jul 22 02:57:38 +0000 2016
  • @jayeldee he’s confused about why they don’t spell TRUMP Fri Jul 22 02:56:40 +0000 2016
  • Clearly he had to memorize “LGBTQ” #RNCinCLE Fri Jul 22 02:55:45 +0000 2016
  • What I’m learning from Trump’s speech: “Law & Order” is getting a reboot! #RNCinCLE #fb Fri Jul 22 02:54:44 +0000 2016
  • It will be fun to see the “law and order candidate” defend himself in court against rape allegations #RNCinCLE Fri Jul 22 02:52:52 +0000 2016
  • Hey is anyone from Bush II regime here? #RNCinCLE Fri Jul 22 02:50:54 +0000 2016
  • “Mike Pence looks like he forgot to become an astronaut” #RNCinCLE #fb Fri Jul 22 02:49:36 +0000 2016
  • Whoooooaaaaa! Courting the Bernie Bros! #RNCinCLE Fri Jul 22 02:48:10 +0000 2016
  • ewwwww https://t.co/rbQvKRbkEa Fri Jul 22 02:45:17 +0000 2016
  • RT @AndreaAKAJackie: #RNCinCLE has been nothing but, noun and a verb and lies. #TrumpLies https://t.co/dooQiZu8WR Fri Jul 22 02:44:08 +0000 2016
  • “Hey, Cleetus, after the convention y’all wanna go putsch some beerhalls?” #RNCinCLE Fri Jul 22 02:43:45 +0000 2016
  • Sweet Zod. Shades of Munich. #RNCinCLE Fri Jul 22 02:43:03 +0000 2016
  • Amazing that the billionaire has successfully positioned the Democrat as the corporatist candidate. And he’s not entirely wrong. #RNCinCLE Fri Jul 22 02:40:41 +0000 2016
  • “Big business”? Excuse me, aren’t you a billionaire? #RNCinCLE Fri Jul 22 02:39:51 +0000 2016
  • ISIS lost territory this year. Sounds like Obama/Clinton plan is working https://t.co/c3cREOF9jQ #RNCinCLE Fri Jul 22 02:37:06 +0000 2016
  • RT @Hilbranded: He’s right. I was so pissed when Obama made the decision to invade Iraq. #RNCinCLE Fri Jul 22 02:35:59 +0000 2016
  • “We need to catch this Ben Ghazi guy” -everyone at #RNCinCLE Fri Jul 22 02:35:17 +0000 2016
  • Sounds like Trump has been Googling shit #RNCinCLE Fri Jul 22 02:34:52 +0000 2016
  • Hi, Republicans? Remember the budget surplus Clinton left you? Remember who wasted it? #RNCinCLE Fri Jul 22 02:34:23 +0000 2016
  • US unemployment rate the LOWEST it’s been in 8 years. Sounds like Obama doing a fine job. https://t.co/oxPnNfTCKn #RNCinCLE Fri Jul 22 02:33:28 +0000 2016
  • US trade deficit is ~$40 billion, not $800 billion. Am I reading the sheets incorrectly? #RNCinCLE Fri Jul 22 02:32:14 +0000 2016
  • RT @TeamStephie: #RNCinCLE https://t.co/zWsMrwbxx7 Fri Jul 22 02:30:00 +0000 2016
  • Fact: A majority of studies in US have found lower crime rates among immigrants than among non-immigrants. #RNCinCLE https://t.co/xVNN1xNap0 Fri Jul 22 02:29:51 +0000 2016
  • Shit. Here comes the racial scapegoating. #RNCinCLE Fri Jul 22 02:28:35 +0000 2016
  • #RNCinCLE https://t.co/cABNG1IQwG Fri Jul 22 02:26:11 +0000 2016
  • RT @anibundel: You can tell when he goes back on script because he suddenly sounds like someone else #RNCinCLE Fri Jul 22 02:23:41 +0000 2016
  • This is all I’m seeing right now #RNCinCLE https://t.co/FHsMVgEYQA Fri Jul 22 02:22:46 +0000 2016
  • Humbly? HUMBLY? #RNCinCLE Fri Jul 22 02:20:15 +0000 2016
  • This man is the same age as David Bowie would be. Just imagine a President Bowie. Sigh. #RNCinCLE #fb Fri Jul 22 02:19:33 +0000 2016
  • ….cue the escalator! #RNCinCLE Fri Jul 22 02:18:35 +0000 2016
  • Um…. anyone mention anything specific yet? #RNCinCLE Fri Jul 22 02:17:35 +0000 2016
  • RT @thatdevinfield: If you unironically quote Larry The Cable Guy in a major political speech on national television, you might be a lunati… Fri Jul 22 00:35:26 +0000 2016
  • RT @TheNickHaas: “Cmon everybody let’s stick together!” – Professional Bridge-burner #RNCinCLE Fri Jul 22 00:35:12 +0000 2016
  • Ok, I have to go out now. Hope nothing exciting happens at #RNCinCLE before I get back! #fatchance #fb Fri Jul 22 00:32:17 +0000 2016
  • Well it’s officially a party, since the white guy with dreds has arrived #RNCinCLE https://t.co/rNsuCTvupg Fri Jul 22 00:31:11 +0000 2016
  • Who’s this woman? Forrest Gump’s Mom? #RNCinCLE Fri Jul 22 00:30:03 +0000 2016
  • If you don’t want to hear the lies drip from his upper orifice live, you can read it here #RNCinCLE https://t.co/H2Zv4EwEnE Fri Jul 22 00:29:42 +0000 2016
  • Cleveland is home to Rock’n’Roll Hall of Fame, not the Grand Ol’ Opry #RNCinCLE Fri Jul 22 00:24:23 +0000 2016
  • @RealAlexJones comes across like a lunatic in this stunt. @cenkuygur would’ve been justified knocking his block off https://t.co/eih5K8zWPW Fri Jul 22 00:22:43 +0000 2016
  • RT @richardjwolf: At #RNCinCLE, a plea for #AutismAwareness from John Keaney, 30. (I was working on that LAST week!) @AutismSociety https:/… Fri Jul 22 00:18:44 +0000 2016
  • Close your eyes and listen. Fran Tarkenton sounds like Rik Flair. #RNCinCLE #fb Fri Jul 22 00:17:46 +0000 2016
  • RT @docfreeride: And, I reckon #RNCinCLE imposes its own standards for political correctness, even if they don’t recognize they’re doing so. Fri Jul 22 00:15:03 +0000 2016
  • E tu, Fran Tarkenton? I will never watch “That’s Incredible” again! #RNCinCLE #fb Fri Jul 22 00:13:59 +0000 2016
  • RT @meaux_zay: @pastormarkburns #RNCinCLE https://t.co/pZF9sNpGdH Fri Jul 22 00:13:05 +0000 2016
  • Know what will save #RNCinCLE ? If Trump descends to the stage… on an escalator! #fb Fri Jul 22 00:12:28 +0000 2016
  • Hey Pastor Whatever Your Name Is…. tell it to the cops. #RNCinCLE #BLM Fri Jul 22 00:10:29 +0000 2016
  • Dear America, you had a chance, a shining chance. Then Bernie didn’t get the nod. Now look at the shit you’re in. #RNCinCLE #fb Fri Jul 22 00:09:26 +0000 2016
  • RT @hakeemjefferson: Few things excite white racial conservatives more than hearing a black person say racially conservative things. #RNCin… Fri Jul 22 00:08:42 +0000 2016
  • RT @auntoona: Just one screeching maniac after another. #RNCinCLE Fri Jul 22 00:08:30 +0000 2016
  • RT @akon_bol: all lives matter… and yet i never see these people at the protest when a black life is taken away. smh. #RNCinCLE Fri Jul 22 00:07:45 +0000 2016
  • Hey black guys who say “all lives matter” to Republicans: you have no idea the damage you are doing. #smh #RNCinCLE Fri Jul 22 00:06:45 +0000 2016
  • This is like the biggest episode of Family Feud ever! #RNCinCLE Fri Jul 22 00:05:52 +0000 2016
  • Is every black guy at #RNCinCLE a pastor? Fri Jul 22 00:04:24 +0000 2016
  • Dear #RNCinCLE Data indicate there is no immigration crisis, illegal or otherwise https://t.co/sV8tVOprDC Fri Jul 22 00:02:46 +0000 2016
  • Dear #RNCinCLE the USA has the lowest levels of crime in its modern history. Fri Jul 22 00:00:52 +0000 2016
  • @AstrumDominus cool. Thu Jul 21 23:58:33 +0000 2016
  • @AstrumDominus what industry? Aerospace? Thu Jul 21 23:54:29 +0000 2016
  • Oral Roberts’s parents were named Ellis and Claudius Priscilla. Now I understand how they could have named their son “Oral” #RNCinCLE Thu Jul 21 23:54:11 +0000 2016
  • @Pierre_Markuse I would read that book, but I fear it would make me dumber. And I’m already on the imbecile threshold. Thu Jul 21 23:52:01 +0000 2016
  • @AstrumDominus oh I agree, it’s a nasty choice. Our system is barely functioning. But yours is broken 🙂 Thu Jul 21 23:50:38 +0000 2016
  • hmm, don’t hear much about this. Sure: get rid of the Okinawa base. Why is it there? https://t.co/k1yq9qmM5c Thu Jul 21 23:49:50 +0000 2016
  • RT @JayShef: This party is definitely started. #GOPSoWhite #RNCinCLE #RNCsoWhite #gopconvention https://t.co/k6a4RHNtFY Thu Jul 21 23:48:58 +0000 2016
  • @AstrumDominus …Hillary is good for several of those, though I consider her a hawk and a surveillance fetishist. Even so, Trump is WORSE Thu Jul 21 23:47:55 +0000 2016
  • @AstrumDominus comes down to personal values. I value lesser militarization, anti-poverty, science, and personal freedoms…. Thu Jul 21 23:47:24 +0000 2016
  • @AstrumDominus haha. well i don’t speak for all Canadians. Hillary will do great things & a few deplorable things. Trump will burn the world Thu Jul 21 23:46:25 +0000 2016
  • a friend: “Oh shit.. Ac/dc is just DC right now” #RNCinCLE Thu Jul 21 23:42:39 +0000 2016
  • @AstrumDominus oh it gets better…. https://t.co/x9OghIFP5m Thu Jul 21 23:41:46 +0000 2016
  • @AstrumDominus https://t.co/UQ82EtMuXG Thu Jul 21 23:38:43 +0000 2016
  • @AstrumDominus She was cute. But that felt…. creepy. Thu Jul 21 23:33:35 +0000 2016
  • @Pierre_Markuse if you’ve read a BOOK, you’d be less likely to support Donald Trump 😉 Thu Jul 21 23:32:27 +0000 2016
  • Reince Priebus, Newt Gingrich, Saxby Chambliss, Connie Mack. How do these standard white guy Republicans have such weird names? #RNCinCLE Thu Jul 21 23:28:38 +0000 2016
  • Trump: “Find me a child. A black child.” #RNCinCLE Thu Jul 21 23:24:45 +0000 2016
  • RT @PACIFICBRIT: Does she even know where she is?!??? CHILD ABUSE #RNCinCLE Thu Jul 21 23:24:17 +0000 2016
  • RT @rynthetyn: This little kid singing at the #RNCinCLE is probably going to grow up to realize that the most overtly racist RNC in decades… Thu Jul 21 23:24:04 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert https://t.co/6HGUBgMtGc Thu Jul 21 23:23:13 +0000 2016
  • RT @goLeft_2012: #RNCinCLE @MarkCubanFans 😂😂😂 #NeverTrump https://t.co/daqTproNqI Thu Jul 21 23:22:29 +0000 2016
  • A child named “Heavenly Joy” sings about God. I’m shocked. Shocked! #RNCinCLE Thu Jul 21 23:22:15 +0000 2016
  • “Reince Priebus”? Were all Republicans named by Isaac Asimov? #RNCinCLE #fb Thu Jul 21 23:21:18 +0000 2016
  • RT @JasonKubota: I tried to come up with a #RNCinCLE drinking game called “Drink when you see a minority.” In the end everybody went home b… Thu Jul 21 23:20:28 +0000 2016
  • RT @ThomboyD: Republicans can neither tell jokes nor dance. Just tune into #RNCinCLE right now if you need proof. Thu Jul 21 23:18:10 +0000 2016
  • No. No, the RNC cannot use The Clash. No. #RNCinCLE Thu Jul 21 23:15:15 +0000 2016
  • Holy shit. Alex Jones invades the Young Turks. Cenk, you can’t argue with crazy! #RNCinCLE https://t.co/ARo4POqyXJ Thu Jul 21 23:13:21 +0000 2016
  • Cue the dumb-ass country music. Here we go. #RNCinCLE Thu Jul 21 23:11:04 +0000 2016
  • Gawd. Orwell was a prophet. #RNCinCLE Thu Jul 21 23:10:40 +0000 2016
  • Trump’s onstage, nWo music hits, Roman Reigns comes through crowd, Orton hits Trump with RKO, and McMahon claims the nomination! #RNCinCLE Thu Jul 21 23:07:12 +0000 2016
  • RT @mch7576: Today’s @GOP with their leader #Trump – via The Cagle Post @dcagle https://t.co/kKHeH1QL6l #RNCinCLE #RNC #GOP Thu Jul 21 23:03:47 +0000 2016
  • Doesn’t “Melania” sound like the name of a country filled with tanned people? #RNCinCLE #fb Thu Jul 21 23:00:26 +0000 2016
  • re: Ivanka Trump. I can’t believe that pretty face came out of an asshole’s balls. #biology #RNCinCLE #fb Thu Jul 21 22:59:25 +0000 2016
  • Toronto has had Enough of Monica’s Bar and their Racist Staff. #ShutEmDown https://t.co/lHvEGwNquo Thu Jul 21 22:50:48 +0000 2016
  • Trump’s biggest donor is a Hindu. Peeps, what have you wrought? ttp://www.westernjournalism.com/hindu-businessman-emerges-as-top-trump-donor Thu Jul 21 22:18:32 +0000 2016
  • Trump employees speak up https://t.co/rHMU1bSeJL Thu Jul 21 22:15:33 +0000 2016
  • RT @cthulhu4america: Stop running in circles. Plunge into the abyss. #NeverHillary #NeverTrump #TrumpYourself https://t.co/eN11MPieSK Thu Jul 21 22:11:28 +0000 2016
  • RT @McGeeMeghan: Brace yourself: Cockroach milk is coming. https://t.co/SGml91bZl9 via @Mic Thu Jul 21 22:11:09 +0000 2016
  • RT @Lauren_Belfoy: Just found out Mimi from the Drew Carey Show wasn’t Drew Carey in drag. Thu Jul 21 22:10:35 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert https://t.co/WWQGMWFsIn Thu Jul 21 22:05:30 +0000 2016
  • Trump, Rob Ford, Bobby Jindal, Sarah Palin, Bush Jr…. suddenly Dan Quayle looks like a fucking genius. Thu Jul 21 21:49:20 +0000 2016
  • “Latinos & Muslims for Trump”… With a population of 300 million, it’s a mathematical certainty there will be more than a few dumb fucks. Thu Jul 21 21:39:38 +0000 2016
  • Someone I know on Facebook took a photo with Mark Hamill. That means that by the laws of social media, *I* have met Mark Hamill! #word Thu Jul 21 21:37:20 +0000 2016
  • Our salvation is in space exploration and its related technologies. But we spend money on missiles and tanks. https://t.co/JrOYwzTwdq Thu Jul 21 21:23:17 +0000 2016
  • what…. somebody was still making these? https://t.co/l2gK2GlFM6 Thu Jul 21 21:19:45 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/JaS3uXq63j Thu Jul 21 21:06:43 +0000 2016
  • @RedParrots “Wicked Skip Pattern” is the name of my new band Thu Jul 21 21:04:34 +0000 2016
  • RT @VancityReynolds: Being a father means responsibility. Not just for your main family, but also the secret one in Denmark nobody knows ab… Thu Jul 21 21:02:07 +0000 2016
  • RT @ricketyoldshack: *golf clap* https://t.co/V98Xji5acl Thu Jul 21 20:59:16 +0000 2016
  • How is this not obvious? How can anyone who went to public school not see how true this is? #DumpTrump https://t.co/mn7pXq0Kub Thu Jul 21 20:38:39 +0000 2016
  • I feel like the USA has taken a time trip back to the early 1960s #patrickrushing https://t.co/wDasRLVokJ Thu Jul 21 20:33:25 +0000 2016
  • Oh, Melania https://t.co/4m264O1Ls1 Thu Jul 21 19:06:59 +0000 2016
  • @dianamchard working on it Thu Jul 21 19:06:44 +0000 2016
  • @dianamchard ah ok Thu Jul 21 18:54:33 +0000 2016
  • @dianamchard ok. just sayin’, for the same price i generated a heap load more traffic from adwords than from facebook campaign Thu Jul 21 18:43:42 +0000 2016
  • RT @Luxury_Girly: #CharlesKinsey Everyone with different career gets held accountable except politicians and law enforcement. Thu Jul 21 18:38:58 +0000 2016
  • RT @DanteGG: Calmly waiting. #allLivesmatter right? Only when a black man is dead i guess…#blacklivesmatter #CharlesKinsey https://t.co/P… Thu Jul 21 18:38:51 +0000 2016
  • RT @stevem20: That therapist, (before he was shot aiding his autistic patient), was doing policeman’s job: trying to diffuse situation. #Ch… Thu Jul 21 18:38:05 +0000 2016
  • RT @WafaFt: Racism is so embedded in police psyche that when #CharlesKinsey asked the cop why he shot him, the cop himself said “I don’t kn… Thu Jul 21 18:37:38 +0000 2016
  • RT @DolledUp_Beauty: He asked the cop, “Why did you shoot me?” Officer said he didn’t know why, but deep down we all know why he fired that… Thu Jul 21 18:37:24 +0000 2016
  • @dianamchard sooooo? work is opposed to twitter and google campaigns? Thu Jul 21 18:34:36 +0000 2016
  • @dianamchard I find that Google Adwords > Twitter > Facebook when it comes to advertising Thu Jul 21 18:30:06 +0000 2016
  • WTF does this mean? I’m starting to suspect that Trump is a living Tweetbot. https://t.co/nsyqKv4YVF Thu Jul 21 18:29:28 +0000 2016
  • RT @iptuttle: Questions of policy to the side, WHAT THE HELL KIND OF SENTENCE IS THIS? https://t.co/jOKM6qm7EO Thu Jul 21 18:28:24 +0000 2016
  • RT @roywoodjr: Cops dance w/ kids, cool. But showing them the proper “please don’t shoot me” pose would be better. #CharlesKinsey https://t… Thu Jul 21 18:27:14 +0000 2016
  • RT @tmorello: As the father of two bi-racial boys this is so real. #MakeItStopAlready https://t.co/ZHAiSXW0qJ Thu Jul 21 17:50:19 +0000 2016
  • RT @Teymour_Ashkan: Syrian children holding Pokemon photos in hopes the world will find them and save them https://t.co/pjnSMwSdTn Thu Jul 21 17:48:25 +0000 2016
  • .@DavidBilbert poor you. you’re already married. https://t.co/UAXJTYaCIS Thu Jul 21 17:33:38 +0000 2016
  • RT @Luccidor: Ottawa Tweeples: MPAC assessment has you sweating? Care to share with @CBCOttawa? Email me at mario.carlucci@cbc.ca https://… Thu Jul 21 15:39:38 +0000 2016
  • @ericsquair thanks Thu Jul 21 15:25:28 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert https://t.co/9wGzxrwBzo Thu Jul 21 12:36:26 +0000 2016
  • .@DavidBilbert https://t.co/Zb9BU8UmP0 Thu Jul 21 12:22:19 +0000 2016
  • No Republicans, you cannot have Rush. But I have to admit, that’s a pretty good rendition. #RNCinCLE Thu Jul 21 03:25:55 +0000 2016
  • No. No you cannot play Rush. No. #RNCinCLE #fb Thu Jul 21 03:23:58 +0000 2016
  • Nice of the priest to bless Donut Trump and Mike Pensa #RNCinCLE Thu Jul 21 03:22:08 +0000 2016
  • I wonder how many mobility scooters are in that hall #RNCinCLE #fb Thu Jul 21 03:20:10 +0000 2016
  • I feel like the North is losing the civil war this time #RNCinCLE #fb Thu Jul 21 03:16:16 +0000 2016
  • What a shock. We close with country music. #RNCinCLE #fb Thu Jul 21 03:14:17 +0000 2016
  • RT @LizMair: I see I’m sending the Trumpkins out of their minds. Sorry, guys. Please don’t resort to self-harm over a few tweets. #RNCinCLE Thu Jul 21 03:12:23 +0000 2016
  • RT @jimjefferies: Pence is giving a good speech. He is talking complete rubbish but he is doing a good job at it. Thu Jul 21 03:07:49 +0000 2016
  • RT @dandrezner: I know what you’re all thinking, but I’m sure she was just saying, “Hail Hydra.” https://t.co/r5M4AXfetU Thu Jul 21 03:07:07 +0000 2016
  • RT @TrancewithMe: #RNCinCLE https://t.co/drrXJNGRgn Thu Jul 21 03:06:33 +0000 2016
  • RT @HillaryClinton: You don’t say, Mike. #RNCinCLE https://t.co/rmW3NOw0ac Thu Jul 21 03:05:50 +0000 2016
  • Notice that no one has said specifically what they will do when in office. #RNCinCLE Thu Jul 21 03:04:57 +0000 2016
  • RT @NerdyWonka: Ummm…Mike Pence? MLK said to tell you to get his name out of your mouth. #RNCinCLE Thu Jul 21 02:51:25 +0000 2016
  • RT @allonewhitney: “The heroes of my family were people I took no actual lessons from” #RNCinCLE Thu Jul 21 02:47:25 +0000 2016
  • Paul Ryan would be well cast in a Gomer Pyle reboot #RNCinCLE #fb Thu Jul 21 02:41:04 +0000 2016
  • #RNCinCLE band playing “Eminence Front” which Townsend said is about “too much white powder.” The RNC uses it to mean too much”white POWER” Thu Jul 21 02:38:33 +0000 2016
  • Newt said, “He has a great running mate in Mike Pence.” But I heard, “…great running mate in MY PANTS.” #RNCinCLE #fb Thu Jul 21 02:35:40 +0000 2016
  • “Sleepwalking through history”? Did Newt just plagiarize Haynes Johnson? #RNCinCLE Thu Jul 21 02:32:14 +0000 2016
  • RT @drskyskull: Uh, Newt, white dudes are still the top murderers in the United States, and I don’t see you talking about the threat of dud… Thu Jul 21 02:30:01 +0000 2016
  • RT @JAPullins: KEEP 👏🏽 MY 👏🏽 COMMUNITY 👏🏽 OUT 👏🏽OF 👏🏽 YOUR 👏🏽 SHIT 👏🏽 FILLED 👏🏽MOUTH👏🏽. You don’t get to only care about us when it’s conve… Thu Jul 21 02:29:28 +0000 2016
  • RT @AdamPotterMoore: Why do these republicans keep acting like they are champions for women and the LGBT+ communities 😂 #RNCinCLE Thu Jul 21 02:28:27 +0000 2016
  • @ogonnayaaa Callista Gingrich. And yes. Thu Jul 21 02:27:12 +0000 2016
  • Sounds like Newt is selling ISIS recruitment to this bigoted crowd #RNCinCLE Thu Jul 21 02:25:33 +0000 2016
  • #RNCinCLE https://t.co/getGWhs5aY Thu Jul 21 02:23:30 +0000 2016
  • How embarrassing, plugging your book as part of your intro. https://t.co/TRm8EfFRTN #RNCinCLE Thu Jul 21 02:21:43 +0000 2016
  • @RedParrots (lawsuit against U of Zero, not Trump U. ) Thu Jul 21 02:18:14 +0000 2016
  • Gotta say, Eric Trump is the best speaker so far. Too bad he’s…. wrong. #RNCinCLE Thu Jul 21 02:17:34 +0000 2016
  • @RedParrots no. one day i will fill you in on corruption in academia. i just ended a lawsuit against them. corruption is an inadequate word Thu Jul 21 02:16:34 +0000 2016
  • What? None of the Trump kids attended Trump university? I’m shocked! Shocked! #RNCinCLE #fb Thu Jul 21 02:11:15 +0000 2016
  • Just tuned in. Is this the sequel to American Psycho? #RNCinCLE Thu Jul 21 02:08:48 +0000 2016
  • RT @timothywjohnson: Ted Cruz is a nasty bigot who just upstaged another nasty bigot. Thu Jul 21 02:08:15 +0000 2016
  • RT @drangryface: “I want to own slaves” are the more accurate five words that the US was founded on #RNCinCLE Thu Jul 21 01:43:37 +0000 2016
  • RT @jasonsaenz: Fran on Hollywood Blvd. @SaenzSigns #RNCinCLE https://t.co/533KdSZwkU Thu Jul 21 01:41:23 +0000 2016
  • @RedParrots that’s actually the heart of my application Thu Jul 21 01:38:36 +0000 2016
  • RT @ewgrosskelly: THE CROWD SEETHES AND BELLOWS. THE DARK MAN IS RETURNED TO THEM. HIS SKIN GLISTENS AND BULGES. IT IS ALMOST TIME. #RNCinC… Thu Jul 21 01:36:48 +0000 2016
  • RT @DevolutionMan: Ted Cruz had to wait for the sun to set. #RNCinCLE #gopconvention Thu Jul 21 01:35:40 +0000 2016
  • Guess Kasich is the only former candidate with any self respect #RNCinCLE Thu Jul 21 01:34:54 +0000 2016
  • RT @dilemmv: Pray for her, she’s being held hostage. #RNCinCLE https://t.co/wKGZz7VQ6y Thu Jul 21 01:31:57 +0000 2016
  • Okay, why do so many speakers talk like they have head injuries? #RNCinCLE #fb Thu Jul 21 01:29:32 +0000 2016
  • RT @TimeTraveler6: Laura Ingraham salutes her nazi fans in upper deck! #RNCinCLE https://t.co/clsQzvRyyB Thu Jul 21 01:26:57 +0000 2016
  • RT @VirgenFJ: Either #scottwalker was left cooking in the womb too long or he’s under cooked. Cuz goddamn. #RNCinCLE #rnc Thu Jul 21 01:26:33 +0000 2016
  • @RedParrots thanks. i’m actually submitting my application to the senate. Seriously. Thu Jul 21 01:25:42 +0000 2016
  • @RedParrots not in USA. Have considered it in Canada, though. Stll might. Thu Jul 21 01:18:46 +0000 2016
  • Hey Wisconsin people, how do you keep electing this fuckwad? #ScottWalker #RNCinCLE Thu Jul 21 01:18:15 +0000 2016
  • RT @kyleraccio: Scott Walker: “A vote for anyone other than Donald Trump in November is a vote for Hillary Clinton” #RNCinCLE Thu Jul 21 01:17:37 +0000 2016
  • America chock full of smart, talented, charming people. Why is none of them running for office or speaking at these conventions? #RNCinCLE Thu Jul 21 01:15:48 +0000 2016
  • @RedParrots bingo Thu Jul 21 01:13:06 +0000 2016
  • Oh fuck. It’s Emperor Weasel, Scott Walker. #RNCinCLE Thu Jul 21 01:12:33 +0000 2016
  • @jayeldee duh. gay porn. Thu Jul 21 01:11:58 +0000 2016
  • @jayeldee Dude, this is better than porn Thu Jul 21 01:09:49 +0000 2016
  • Man, Scott Baio looks rough. What, this isn’t him? Aw fuck. #RNCinCLE Thu Jul 21 01:09:30 +0000 2016
  • @jayeldee foot is the only thing loose about this crowd Thu Jul 21 01:08:14 +0000 2016
  • At least no one is using PowerPoint #RNCinCLE #fb Thu Jul 21 01:07:21 +0000 2016
  • RT @splashroy: it’s convenient that this pastor grew his moustache so we can easily find the outline of his asshole … #RNCinCLE Thu Jul 21 01:05:42 +0000 2016
  • RT @badeddie13: These ‘speakers’ do know that louder does NOT mean more factual or sensible? Idiots #RNCinCLE #GOPConvention Thu Jul 21 01:05:21 +0000 2016
  • Let’s take bets on where Ivanka’s speech will be plagiarized from #RNCinCLE #fb Thu Jul 21 01:03:11 +0000 2016
  • When did Kanye become a minister? #RNCinCLE Thu Jul 21 01:00:21 +0000 2016
  • What a surprise. People dancing in the audience are all doing the “white guy overbite” #RNCinCLE #fb Thu Jul 21 00:58:49 +0000 2016
  • RT @auritech: This stuff sounds like what Dems said when Bush was in office. Except he was, you know, actually doing it. #gopconvention #… Thu Jul 21 00:56:50 +0000 2016
  • Ia this woman drunk? #RNCinCLE Thu Jul 21 00:50:06 +0000 2016
  • @RedParrots current speaker sounds like an undergrad trying to learn public speaking. She’s attorney general of Florida Thu Jul 21 00:49:23 +0000 2016
  • RT @DannyZuker: On behalf of the brilliant men & women who conquered space please vote for a climate change denier and his evolution denyin… Thu Jul 21 00:48:07 +0000 2016
  • RT @ThePolkaMan: Well I’m glad to see that she finally made it to the circus afterall #RNCinCLE Thu Jul 21 00:46:38 +0000 2016
  • WTF am I watching? This shit show is like a session of Toastmasters #fb #RNCinCLE Thu Jul 21 00:44:52 +0000 2016
  • Anyone else notice that the astronaut didn’t actually endorse Trump? #RNCinCLE Thu Jul 21 00:44:08 +0000 2016
  • What is an astronaut doing speaking at #RNCinCLE? Most of these people think the earth is flat. #fb Thu Jul 21 00:43:35 +0000 2016
  • RT @rivermile: The space program was about science and discovery. No one in that convention hall believes in science or discovery. #RNCinCLE Thu Jul 21 00:42:59 +0000 2016
  • When the first pilgrims arrived, ORIGINAL Americans asked, “Who the fuck are you?” #RNCinCLE Thu Jul 21 00:40:59 +0000 2016
  • I was hoping they’d have the diaper crazy gf astronaut on the show #RNCinCLE Thu Jul 21 00:38:45 +0000 2016
  • So Ohio won the space race? #RNCinCLE Thu Jul 21 00:37:57 +0000 2016
  • Is this #RNCinCLE or the Real Housewives of Cleveland? Thu Jul 21 00:34:27 +0000 2016
  • RT @jimmyfailla: I’m rushing home to watch the #RNCinCLE Does anyone know what time Snooki goes on? Thu Jul 21 00:33:56 +0000 2016
  • Dogulus can’t believe what he’s seeing. Surely humans can’t be this dumb. #RNCinCLE https://t.co/HnN6xajoAW Thu Jul 21 00:32:55 +0000 2016
  • @RedParrots only works with obamacare Thu Jul 21 00:28:53 +0000 2016
  • I feel like I’m watching boring wedding speeches #RNCinCLE Thu Jul 21 00:28:08 +0000 2016
  • Honestly I didn’t know if that was Laura Ingraham, Ann Coulter or Caitlin Jenner #RNCinCLE Thu Jul 21 00:23:26 +0000 2016
  • When did Caitlin Jenner go blonde? #RNCinCLE Thu Jul 21 00:21:23 +0000 2016
  • What the hell am I watching? Country rap? #RNCinCLE Wed Jul 20 23:55:54 +0000 2016
  • RT @WSJ: Democrats love “Game of Thrones,” while Republicans prefer “The Walking Dead,” a new study finds https://t.co/4JMGfw3p7u Wed Jul 20 21:59:34 +0000 2016
  • Oh shit. If this is true, then we’re looking down the barrel of a de facto President Pence… worse than Trump https://t.co/oAXhtXA0Kk Wed Jul 20 21:58:41 +0000 2016
  • Grilling burgers on my roof while listening to interview w/ Jeffrey Sachs. This is the life of an Ottawa academic.. At least for 20 min. #fb Wed Jul 20 21:19:14 +0000 2016
  • Attention all medical students. @LecturioMed is offering $50 for 45 minutes of your time via Skype. Please share: https://t.co/tFFOua1meQ Wed Jul 20 20:24:07 +0000 2016
  • @ottawanag bastards Wed Jul 20 19:18:58 +0000 2016
  • Uh, in the past year my assessed property value has DECREASED by $40,000. Who moved in? Who did it? I’m looking at you, neighbour…. Wed Jul 20 19:03:23 +0000 2016
  • How the news should be reported https://t.co/58SiJImYZc Wed Jul 20 16:27:13 +0000 2016
  • The second amendment is just for white people. What part of this is unclear? https://t.co/IgsMcI8Xvv Wed Jul 20 16:24:25 +0000 2016
  • RT @BobbyBigWheel: “I have to go now. My planet needs me.” [Note: Milo died on the way back to his home planet] https://t.co/dLHUp59Fku Wed Jul 20 16:14:28 +0000 2016
  • RT @LizMair: .@CNN just showed a shot of Trump leaving NYC for the Convention where he appears to be waving to adoring fans but no one is a… Wed Jul 20 16:13:29 +0000 2016
  • .@DavidBilbert https://t.co/nfqVirGbJZ Wed Jul 20 16:11:30 +0000 2016
  • The Psychology of Why Americans Are Afraid of Historically Low Crime Levels https://t.co/5St28jIvh6 Wed Jul 20 05:25:53 +0000 2016
  • Piece of shit elephant murderer Donald Trump Jr. Fucking cowardly turd. https://t.co/xVyzEd9XDR Wed Jul 20 03:47:09 +0000 2016
  • RT @NickKristof: Ben Carson thinks the deleted Hillary Clinton emails were instructions from Lucifer. Wed Jul 20 03:34:39 +0000 2016
  • RT @Konyjen: “American Muslims For Trump” is as stupid as “Latinos For Trump”. deadasssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss Wed Jul 20 03:23:20 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/FBD0acdQFR Wed Jul 20 03:19:25 +0000 2016
  • RT @billmaher: Playing the drinking game here where you take a shot every time a speaker mentions Trump. Stone. Cold. Sober. #CantWaitTillT… Wed Jul 20 03:12:16 +0000 2016
  • Kimberlin Brown has me wanting to check where my avocados are imported from. #RNCinCLE Wed Jul 20 03:11:23 +0000 2016
  • RT @TheHypeUK: Kimberlin Brown’s lower third reads like a Tinder bio full of red flags. #RNCinCLE https://t.co/O0gQa2NWXs Wed Jul 20 03:09:43 +0000 2016
  • RT @WeArtThat: jerrysaltz: Who the fuck is Kimberlin Brown!?? Another furious middle-age whiten person. She’s trans right? https://t.co/tHu… Wed Jul 20 03:08:47 +0000 2016
  • I think we all remember that time Ben Carson met a homeless man at the spa. https://t.co/tLP5CsReyW Wed Jul 20 03:07:34 +0000 2016
  • Ben Carson suggests Hillary is a devil worshiper –and BLAM! just like that she’s a lot more interesting to me. Wed Jul 20 03:06:06 +0000 2016
  • RT @EliBraden: With her introduction to Ben Carson tonight, Tiffany Trump has now officially met a real black person. Wed Jul 20 03:04:45 +0000 2016
  • RT @TheBaxterBean: Ben Carson: “I’ve thought about this quite a bit and some Republicans are not using their brains.” #RNCinCLE https://t.c… Wed Jul 20 03:04:36 +0000 2016
  • RT @LVBurke: OK that was a paid actor I don’t care what anyone says #RNCinCLE Wed Jul 20 02:59:14 +0000 2016
  • American Muslims for Trump? WTF, people? What the holy fuck? #RNCinCLE Wed Jul 20 02:56:13 +0000 2016
  • Jeebus Cripes, this woman needs meds #RNCinCLE Wed Jul 20 02:55:19 +0000 2016
  • What I’ve learned from the last two speakers…. something about avocados and Lucifer… #RNCinCLE https://t.co/GM4IJMJ7k9 Wed Jul 20 02:54:47 +0000 2016
  • RT @ariannahuff: If @HillaryClinton is worshipping Lucifer, that’s not strictly secular, is it? #RNCinCLE Wed Jul 20 02:52:37 +0000 2016
  • US flag used to block a “no racism” sign. Now that’s symbolic, no? #RNCinCLE https://t.co/gLumr8E6Ac Wed Jul 20 02:50:48 +0000 2016
  • This is all I hear…. #RNCinCLE https://t.co/CW6BWjLdp3 Wed Jul 20 02:47:49 +0000 2016
  • Is every third speech an infomercial? #RNCinCLE Wed Jul 20 02:44:44 +0000 2016
  • Well it finally happened. The Republicans finally implied that progressives work for Satan. #RNCinCLE Wed Jul 20 02:43:39 +0000 2016
  • RT @Wolfrum: Everyone 85 and over just got the dickens scared out of them with that Alinsky/Lucifer stuff. #RNCinCLE Wed Jul 20 02:43:03 +0000 2016
  • RT @Nickels05: I don’t think Ben Carson realizes that the founding fathers were not talking about him! 💃 #RNCinCLE Wed Jul 20 02:42:55 +0000 2016
  • RT @CandyBrownTown: If someone was going to animate a super tan talking penis, I’m pretty sure it would look exactly like Donald Trump Jr.… Wed Jul 20 02:31:16 +0000 2016
  • RT @fnihost: After #RNCinCLE Trump’s sons plan to sweep Ralph Macchio’s injured leg at the All-Valley Under 18 Karate Tournament. https://t… Wed Jul 20 02:27:56 +0000 2016
  • Look at these fucking little cowardly turds. Look at them! #RNCinCLE https://t.co/3MbzRT1ha5 Wed Jul 20 02:26:04 +0000 2016
  • How did we ever watch these things before Twitter? #RNCinCLE Wed Jul 20 02:23:10 +0000 2016
  • Wait… there’s a WEST Virginia? #kidding #RNCinCLE Wed Jul 20 02:22:25 +0000 2016
  • I haven’t seen this much shit since taco night #RNCinCLE Wed Jul 20 02:21:30 +0000 2016
  • I wonder how many Pokemons are on the RNC stage right now? I mean other than the orange one. #RNCinCLE Wed Jul 20 02:20:17 +0000 2016
  • The punchable face of the murderer of innocent animals #RNCinCLE https://t.co/ph1MLr8DtV Wed Jul 20 02:12:42 +0000 2016
  • RT @HillaryClinton: If you think Chris Christie can lecture anyone on ethics, we have a bridge to sell you. https://t.co/c1nkZojJFL #RNCinC… Wed Jul 20 02:11:16 +0000 2016
  • I used to think Don Jr was charming…. then realized he’s a fucking thrill killer of lions and elephants. Fuck him. #RNCinCLE Wed Jul 20 02:10:29 +0000 2016
  • Watching Don Jr, I can only conclude that the tangerine doesn’t fall far from the orange #RNCinCLE Wed Jul 20 02:09:12 +0000 2016
  • RT @OnionPolitics: Trump Lawsuit Against Daughter Dropped #RNCinCLE Wed Jul 20 02:03:42 +0000 2016
  • So for the rest of the show, will we hear from all of Trump’s family AND his employees? #RNCinCLE Wed Jul 20 02:00:16 +0000 2016
  • If wanted to hear a 22 year old drone on about nothing, I’d assign an oral presentation to my undergrads. #RNCinCLE Wed Jul 20 01:58:15 +0000 2016
  • RT @krystinadecker: “Don’t fuck this up, Fifth Favorite Child”–The Donald #RNCinCLE Wed Jul 20 01:57:11 +0000 2016
  • #RNCinCLE https://t.co/QFWbtwznDo Wed Jul 20 01:56:20 +0000 2016
  • #RNCinCLE https://t.co/dHtv6Zz9pW Wed Jul 20 01:52:32 +0000 2016
  • What are they shouting at #RNCinCLE ? “Braiiiiiiinnnnns…..” Wed Jul 20 01:49:57 +0000 2016
  • Let’s see a wide angle view of #RNCinCLE again. I want to count the torches and pitchforks. Wed Jul 20 01:49:23 +0000 2016
  • Christie’s errors at #RNCinCLE : (1) being an ass, (2) using big words Wed Jul 20 01:47:11 +0000 2016
  • Chris Christie right now #RNCinCLE https://t.co/hel5ZfUqqT Wed Jul 20 01:45:12 +0000 2016
  • Watching Christie makes me want to drop to the ground and do crunches #RNCinCLE Wed Jul 20 01:44:01 +0000 2016
  • RT @amcnal: Audience silent on that “hashtag campaign” bit as they each individually tweeted #MakeAmericaGreatAgain #RNCinCLE Wed Jul 20 01:43:12 +0000 2016
  • Wait wait what…. did Christie just blame Hillary for the abduction of Nigerian girls? WTF? #RNCinCLE Wed Jul 20 01:42:47 +0000 2016
  • RT @irene_kelly: I love hearing an old Christian white guy tell me that America shouldn’t be separated by race, religion or gender. #GOPCon… Wed Jul 20 01:41:17 +0000 2016
  • RT @BadNewsInShoes: Chris Christie has a fat voice. #RNCinCLE Wed Jul 20 01:40:36 +0000 2016
  • RT @harleyb11: #RNCinCLE and heeere we go….. tap dancing while speechifying about CHARACTER? #BoyBye https://t.co/XgHdsEeRga Wed Jul 20 01:40:27 +0000 2016
  • RT @poochiemamma: #RNCinCLE is like a mediocre high school band trying really hard to get the crowd going playing trite covers and angsty o… Wed Jul 20 01:32:59 +0000 2016
  • RT @Dan_Lasagna: Look at all those different shades of eggshell at the #RNCinCLE … And they say Trump supporters aren’t diverse. Wed Jul 20 01:32:25 +0000 2016
  • RT @croque4monsieur: Something about hearing Paul Ryan talk about ‘lobbyists’ and ‘out of touch beaurocrats’ leaves a sour taste in my mout… Wed Jul 20 01:31:43 +0000 2016
  • RT @Th30therside: Is Paul Ryan in a wrong convention. It’s his party that is advocating divisiveness. Who want to ban Muslims Paul Ryan? #R… Wed Jul 20 01:31:24 +0000 2016
  • Does no one else see the Paul Ryan resemblance? #RNCinCLE https://t.co/eVESSOKrG1 Wed Jul 20 01:30:31 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert https://t.co/mb20acdva6 Wed Jul 20 01:26:29 +0000 2016
  • RT @marc_raimondi: “GOP?? I thought I was coming to speak to GSP!” -Dana White, in my head Wed Jul 20 01:25:35 +0000 2016
  • RT @MattBinder: while watching Dana White speak at the RNC keep in mind Trump almost surely asked Vince McMahon too & *Vince* was like “bad… Wed Jul 20 01:25:20 +0000 2016
  • Ryan complains about “strawman arguments.” Ha! That’s rich coming from a Republican! Wed Jul 20 01:24:56 +0000 2016
  • RT @Irish_Atheist: I feel like James Cameron thinks ‘Avatar’ still has a fandom and no one has the heart to tell him. Tue Jul 19 20:57:05 +0000 2016
  • I loves me some Futurama but this is just creepy… https://t.co/auNvGmNqBW #fb Tue Jul 19 20:35:18 +0000 2016
  • .@DavidBilbert https://t.co/uISkTov4Kp Tue Jul 19 19:30:00 +0000 2016
  • RT @kibblesmith: It’s so funny to watch Seinfeld now and realize ALL of their predicaments could’ve been solved by carrying guns. Tue Jul 19 19:23:13 +0000 2016
  • RT @kinsellawarren: But, you know, this is all @HillaryClinton’s fault. @realDonaldTrump @BarackObama #uspoli https://t.co/TeEyDCamIg Tue Jul 19 19:22:23 +0000 2016
  • RT @paulkrugman: Very useful reference: The Trump and Clinton Awfulness Relativity Index https://t.co/oDGJlGVWKp Tue Jul 19 19:01:31 +0000 2016
  • RT @paulkrugman: Steve King asked for examples of nonwhite contributions to civilization; Melania Trump provided an answer Tue Jul 19 19:00:06 +0000 2016
  • RT @paulkrugman: https://t.co/FDR9jsJlAZ Tue Jul 19 18:59:07 +0000 2016
  • Only thing worse than hearing actors talk about politics is hearing athletes talk about politics. Random Twitter peeps are aiight, though. Tue Jul 19 18:56:14 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/B5ORXka4W1 Tue Jul 19 18:52:50 +0000 2016
  • RT @RichFranklin: Not many people do this, but you should try. https://t.co/UsgH86cy1R Tue Jul 19 18:42:38 +0000 2016
  • ZOMG Ben Carson thinks he’s doing damage control https://t.co/SjASozJnkG Tue Jul 19 18:41:15 +0000 2016
  • RT @TheValuesVoter: I’m working on a sci-fi novel. Here’s Chapter 1: “A long time ago, in a galaxy far away …” What? I’m using common w… Tue Jul 19 18:39:21 +0000 2016
  • @JensenClan88 https://t.co/vOpJ6CbKTY Tue Jul 19 18:36:31 +0000 2016
  • The world’s richest countries host <9% of all refugees… yet never stop whining about it. https://t.co/JAPd8r7ddl Tue Jul 19 18:35:16 +0000 2016
  • I step away and when I come back “My Little Pony” is trending. And it’s a political issue. Fuck, these are the end times. Tue Jul 19 18:32:26 +0000 2016
  • Norovirus outbreak suspected at RNC. Now we know that hate is a vector. Tue Jul 19 18:30:17 +0000 2016
  • Know who’s scarier than Donald Trump? His kids. Trump is an evil clown. The kids are not clowns. Tue Jul 19 18:27:27 +0000 2016
  • RT @Salon: The only part of the RNC worth watching is when Stephen Colbert crashes it https://t.co/xhehrSkydb https://t.co/PEjwpXBQTT Tue Jul 19 18:26:08 +0000 2016
  • RT @MMARoasted: Dana White is speaking at the RNC tonight. He plans on saying that Trump will be great for the economy for everyone but Ben… Tue Jul 19 18:24:37 +0000 2016
  • @dianamchard @McGeeMeghan maybe she drank the fries first Tue Jul 19 18:23:46 +0000 2016
  • RT @ditzkoff: when the RNC realizes it was wildly applauding lines from a Michelle Obama speech https://t.co/rojL1PWdiN Tue Jul 19 18:22:17 +0000 2016
  • RT @MMARoasted: Dana White just had Ariel Helwani removed from the RNC. Tue Jul 19 18:20:32 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert @AnnCoulter straight from the bottle! (if you know what I mean) Tue Jul 19 18:13:10 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert you need to let this go Tue Jul 19 18:12:29 +0000 2016
  • Sweet Jeebus, I’m retweeting David Frum. These are the end times. https://t.co/7l9lMoIx2L Tue Jul 19 18:11:54 +0000 2016
  • “A loud mouthed jackass supporting another loud mouthed jackass.” Dana White? Antonio Sabato Jr? Rudy Giuliani? Take your pick. Tue Jul 19 18:02:30 +0000 2016
  • RT @FashnDiva: #AntonioSabatoJr “absolutely” believes that POTUS is Muslim. Because washed-up actors are leading authorities on politics.… Tue Jul 19 17:47:18 +0000 2016
  • RT @PaulHapy: I am 93% certain #antoniosabatojr is a washed up actor. Tue Jul 19 17:47:00 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/BAT4NjTsxN Tue Jul 19 16:33:11 +0000 2016
  • @dianamchard @McGeeMeghan also called mother’s milk Tue Jul 19 16:31:54 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/xjNnnlDE0Q Tue Jul 19 16:28:02 +0000 2016
  • Animated tiny GIF of the day https://t.co/vmq8ZkWLeX Tue Jul 19 16:18:25 +0000 2016
  • .@McGeeMeghan @dianamchard https://t.co/KwR9cV5XNT Tue Jul 19 16:14:27 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/qQa0GxkT9u Tue Jul 19 16:13:20 +0000 2016
  • @jayeldee kewl Tue Jul 19 15:47:21 +0000 2016
  • Great article about recognizing one’s own privilege https://t.co/XC79OJSMKY Tue Jul 19 15:06:32 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/KLZEB0S8yw Tue Jul 19 15:04:03 +0000 2016
  • That tweet showing Trump copied Obama’s tweet re: his wife’s speech is a fake: https://t.co/ozuqjAJ6rD Tue Jul 19 14:42:06 +0000 2016
  • Animated GIF of the day https://t.co/1BVgW7DjBl Tue Jul 19 14:17:29 +0000 2016
  • @jayeldee hey what are your policies on publicly sharing info from the APUO bulletin? I posted some of it on my FB page. That allowed? Tue Jul 19 14:16:02 +0000 2016
  • Trump attempts to prove that immigrants steal. https://t.co/nh7WGgpslR Tue Jul 19 13:42:45 +0000 2016
  • 6 people followed me and 8 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Mon Jul 18 22:29:58 +0000 2016
  • Dana White, Scott Baio, Antonio Sabbato Jr, the Duck Dynasty guys: the GOP convention is rapidly becoming the world nexus of douchebaggery. Mon Jul 18 22:02:28 +0000 2016
  • .@DavidBilbert https://t.co/btxQYZuBys Mon Jul 18 21:35:41 +0000 2016
  • .@DavidBilbert https://t.co/6WGY0lp17R Mon Jul 18 21:34:32 +0000 2016
  • Saw this once in a class https://t.co/FepOeclZsB Mon Jul 18 21:32:49 +0000 2016
  • Why is Lesley Stahl sitting on a throne? https://t.co/f70Ke8PaeO Mon Jul 18 21:25:21 +0000 2016
  • “I’m more humble than you can understand” Mon Jul 18 21:23:44 +0000 2016
  • @nbarrowman that’s what I thought. Heard Nate Silver say something like it, though. Mon Jul 18 21:19:41 +0000 2016
  • How to watch the shit show that is the GOP national convention: https://t.co/1l23bXOX3N Mon Jul 18 20:41:11 +0000 2016
  • @nbarrowman true or false: an underpowered test tends toward the null. Mon Jul 18 20:40:11 +0000 2016
  • When you’ve got a headache, might not be a good idea to wash your Advil down with a swig of red wine. Mon Jul 18 19:12:14 +0000 2016
  • Omarosa Named Trump’s Director of African-American Outreach. Will Gary Busey be appointed Secretary of Crazy People? https://t.co/AXcbrxmSuF Mon Jul 18 19:01:24 +0000 2016
  • If I knew my students were armed… I would only teach online classes https://t.co/V3pwmiUML0 Mon Jul 18 19:00:30 +0000 2016
  • RT @McGeeMeghan: #Science is poorly communicated to the public https://t.co/cTFt1dfBuK https://t.co/yv8UJmmQQ7 @voxdot_com Mon Jul 18 18:54:20 +0000 2016
  • I feelin’ pokey, mon. Mon Jul 18 18:53:00 +0000 2016
  • Pensacola town council meeting kicks off with a prayer to Satan https://t.co/A6L0oXwxFq #Florida Mon Jul 18 06:25:28 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert he looks delicious Mon Jul 18 06:20:49 +0000 2016
  • Amazon is selling one of my books for $0.08… but also a signed copy for $27. I don’t know how to feel about this. https://t.co/vKI4DU1dO5 Mon Jul 18 06:15:09 +0000 2016
  • RT @ErieSteel: Is the new Ghostbusters available on VHS yet? 🚮 Mon Jul 18 01:35:45 +0000 2016
  • .@DavidBilbert honey badger don’t give a fuck https://t.co/pGspKwEoMV Sun Jul 17 14:50:54 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert Verdum makes this face before every match. Reminds me of you. https://t.co/Nqloc7scjp Sun Jul 17 14:44:58 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert @brownjayson https://t.co/mwZSycZHUc Sun Jul 17 14:42:53 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert @brownjayson what a weird thing for me to wake up to Sun Jul 17 14:38:19 +0000 2016
  • I also decided to bet $4 that Scotland will call for another independence referendum this year https://t.co/iHnY4pwipU Sat Jul 16 18:19:21 +0000 2016
  • Using Predicit .org, I just bet that someone mentions BLM at the GOP convention https://t.co/5uZflArkfr Sat Jul 16 18:14:24 +0000 2016
  • Animated GIF of the day https://t.co/lHmqcZIQ0L Sat Jul 16 17:21:29 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert zomg. Trump is a Pokémon. Sat Jul 16 15:12:03 +0000 2016
  • Rewatching the very first episodes of Stargate SG1. Forgot that some versions showed actual boobies. #fb Sat Jul 16 15:08:18 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert #validity Sat Jul 16 15:04:59 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert yes Sat Jul 16 15:04:41 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert clearly you didn’t read the methodology. No one ever reads the actual article. Sat Jul 16 14:59:52 +0000 2016
  • ‘It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society.’ -Krishnamurti #fb Sat Jul 16 07:08:08 +0000 2016
  • The Most Intelligent Presidents in U.S. History… this list might surprise you https://t.co/8w8aTaJL4c Sat Jul 16 06:16:30 +0000 2016
  • .@DavidBilbert https://t.co/UG6P6FRWL8 Sat Jul 16 06:11:49 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert https://t.co/gJt6YReh1p Sat Jul 16 05:48:52 +0000 2016
  • Does Remigio Pereira think the Earth is flat? https://t.co/Rf7Gos2Q4m Sat Jul 16 01:23:58 +0000 2016
  • White men killed more American police than any other group this year https://t.co/ndUvilAiP7 Sat Jul 16 01:23:14 +0000 2016
  • Back in Toronto for 36 hours. What for, you ask? To run a game of Call of Cthulhu. My geek credentials are intact, yes? #fb Fri Jul 15 16:38:09 +0000 2016
  • RT @VIA_Rail: @deonandan You could always ask you seatmate for a scalp massage. ^NK #gettingtoknowyou Fri Jul 15 16:27:09 +0000 2016
  • @VIA_Rail hmmm wish I’d thought of that Fri Jul 15 16:27:09 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert https://t.co/lyPK9LsYl0 Fri Jul 15 15:44:25 +0000 2016
  • RT @MrTommyCampbell: Mike Pence is against Planned Parenthood, LBGT rights, raising the min wage. Believes smoking’s healthy. 😱#MikePence h… Fri Jul 15 15:41:38 +0000 2016
  • Police pick on black people everywhere it seems https://t.co/sfBDr9frfu Fri Jul 15 15:16:53 +0000 2016
  • RT @JohnFugelsang: Look, let’s all just be glad Mick Jagger’s not producing another solo album. Fri Jul 15 14:41:29 +0000 2016
  • RT @shinangovani: Ex-wife of British billionaire complains Nice attack ruined yacht trip. “It’s a shame the fireworks were cancelled.” http… Fri Jul 15 14:40:00 +0000 2016
  • RT @adr: I’m working on a sequel to “The Men Who Stare At Goats” called “The Guy Who Grins Like An Idiot Every Time He Sees a Dog” Fri Jul 15 14:38:20 +0000 2016
  • RT @LiveScience: Why It’s Harder to Recover from Jet Lag When You Fly East https://t.co/gCM1DdYtr4 Fri Jul 15 14:14:27 +0000 2016
  • RT @picardonhealth: Hospital hand washing rates lower than claimed, by @tomblackwellNP https://t.co/wyzpx1SVZm @nphealth Fri Jul 15 14:13:27 +0000 2016
  • RT @SarahGee1987: If you interpreted Obama’s speech as offensive or hateful, then you are the problem he’s talking about. #DallasMemorial Fri Jul 15 14:12:39 +0000 2016
  • On @VIA_Rail to Toronto… Economy class, this time. Gotta slum it occasionally. Miss my open bar and scalp massages. #fb Fri Jul 15 14:07:33 +0000 2016
  • “If white America experienced a fraction of what black America deals with they would lose their minds” https://t.co/Dsm9ya7o13 Fri Jul 15 04:00:39 +0000 2016
  • Dana White supporting Donald Trump…. https://t.co/bEyMgIVdR0 Fri Jul 15 02:53:04 +0000 2016
  • Oh shit. Dana White supports Trump. It’s hard being a UFC fan these days. https://t.co/xrufhZ7MoU Fri Jul 15 02:49:27 +0000 2016
  • Mad lightning storm in Ottawa. Hope some outdoor music goers are getting soaked. Fri Jul 15 02:07:16 +0000 2016
  • Decided to look at a sample of pond scum under my microscope…. https://t.co/CRSt1irZ5S Fri Jul 15 02:01:01 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/N7YJK9N4d9 Fri Jul 15 01:58:26 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert https://t.co/KpvDHAYnFA Fri Jul 15 01:30:51 +0000 2016
  • I popped two discs just watching this https://t.co/tHmN4auKqe Fri Jul 15 01:14:02 +0000 2016
  • spring has arrived on Mars! Today’s low is -66.0C and its high 3.0C Fri Jul 15 00:51:06 +0000 2016
  • RT @Olivianuzzi: Multiple sources confirming that nobody knows anything. Thu Jul 14 21:49:49 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert gimme Thu Jul 14 21:47:14 +0000 2016
  • 9 people followed me and 7 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Thu Jul 14 19:17:02 +0000 2016
  • Awesomeness, thy name be geeky parents https://t.co/lEIMhNsgKw @DavidBilbert Thu Jul 14 12:55:42 +0000 2016
  • .@sciencemonkeyca is now on Google Play https://t.co/cBtkG5NgPS Thu Jul 14 12:40:00 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/KXZGExImIk #fb Thu Jul 14 12:17:12 +0000 2016
  • RT @seacorc: Did Donald #Trump rape a 13 year old girl? https://t.co/OkwEe7QMYo #StrongerTogether #NeverTrump #msnbc #VoteBlue https://t.co… Wed Jul 13 19:56:39 +0000 2016
  • Donald Trump accused of child rape. And I thought he couldn’t get more loathsome. Let’s watch the cockroaches scramble to defend him now. Wed Jul 13 19:44:56 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/5YHnNUO9kL Wed Jul 13 19:38:29 +0000 2016
  • @yayayarndiva you mean it’s based on Cobalt, Radon and Yttrium? Wed Jul 13 18:58:24 +0000 2016
  • Why didn’t the dendrochronologist get married? Because all he ever dated was trees. #shutupitsfunny Wed Jul 13 18:54:54 +0000 2016
  • “Higgs boson walks into church & is told, ‘You’re not allowed in here.’ Boson replies, ‘But without me, how can you have mass'” -Brian Malow Wed Jul 13 18:50:00 +0000 2016
  • A photon checks into a hotel and the front desk asks him, “Do you have any luggage?”. The photon answers, “No. I’m travelling light.” Wed Jul 13 18:41:50 +0000 2016
  • How to massage a dog. Now, how to train him to do the same for you? @DavidBilbert https://t.co/IpwsWlot7H Wed Jul 13 16:26:17 +0000 2016
  • @dianamchard natural [di]saster. Nice. -Ray Deo[active] Wed Jul 13 16:21:56 +0000 2016
  • What wizardry is this? College kids pose for a photo holding the textbook on which their photo is emblazoned…..!! https://t.co/b7WBMa6iBv Wed Jul 13 16:17:57 +0000 2016
  • Academics are bad writers https://t.co/z4haVKXUw5 Wed Jul 13 15:50:28 +0000 2016
  • Remigio Pereira, you are part of the problem. Wed Jul 13 07:48:46 +0000 2016
  • @jpli18 The class had a happy ending Tue Jul 12 22:09:25 +0000 2016
  • Episode 12 of @sciencemonkeyca asks: Is female sexuality more fluid than male sexuality? https://t.co/JP3LKlSH0v Tue Jul 12 22:03:30 +0000 2016
  • Episode 12 – Sexual Fluidity Is So Homo (Sapiens) https://t.co/JP3LKmahS3 Tue Jul 12 21:59:02 +0000 2016
  • That awkward moment when your new massage therapist is your former student. Tue Jul 12 21:42:31 +0000 2016
  • Giuliani’s face looks like the prototypical Angry Old Racist Grandpa https://t.co/bGM6QhcMLr Tue Jul 12 18:56:14 +0000 2016
  • .@DavidBilbert https://t.co/VU0eCfpWZ0 Tue Jul 12 18:28:11 +0000 2016
  • A must read: @neiltyson meditates on being a Black physicist in racialized America https://t.co/fEqEAAMhGe Tue Jul 12 18:22:56 +0000 2016
  • @jayeldee i can do ancient geek Tue Jul 12 18:09:46 +0000 2016
  • @jayeldee whoa. Gotta hear details. Tue Jul 12 17:55:48 +0000 2016
  • @jayeldee I also like the odd brain cell Tue Jul 12 17:34:23 +0000 2016
  • @jayeldee wait… Third. Damn you, Harrison Schmidt! Tue Jul 12 17:30:34 +0000 2016
  • @jayeldee no I can be the first senator in space. Wait, second. Damn you, John Glenn! Tue Jul 12 17:27:32 +0000 2016
  • @jayeldee PS i’ve decided to apply to be a Senator. So maybe I’ll wear a toga instead Tue Jul 12 17:21:33 +0000 2016
  • @jayeldee whoohoo! Tue Jul 12 17:21:04 +0000 2016
  • @jayeldee does it have to be clean? Tue Jul 12 17:18:35 +0000 2016
  • @jayeldee sure. i’ll wear my renaissance fair outfit. Tue Jul 12 17:18:22 +0000 2016
  • @jayeldee well you’ve got the glasses Tue Jul 12 17:15:25 +0000 2016
  • @jayeldee nice. well i will go. can you fill out the bargaining history form, though? i don’t know the details. Tue Jul 12 17:14:10 +0000 2016
  • “Got into a fight with my acupuncturist and stabbed him. Said he’d never felt better.” -Gary Delaney Tue Jul 12 16:33:34 +0000 2016
  • Can’t believe the Blink 182 guys are almost 10 years younger than me. They look ancient. Tue Jul 12 16:06:13 +0000 2016
  • RT @erinruberry: A Clinton is running for President, everyone is playing Pokemon and Blink-182 has a #1 album. Welcome to the ’90s. Tue Jul 12 15:54:08 +0000 2016
  • My Vocabulary Size is about: 【30325】! What about you? https://t.co/3Xsc1qzBcP #NLN Tue Jul 12 07:08:46 +0000 2016
  • Yep, also selling agar and petri dishes. Don’t ask. https://t.co/cRcBEScOdW? Tue Jul 12 06:51:45 +0000 2016
  • @jayeldee hey are we still the CAUT Defence Fund trustees? I’m looking forward to Oct 15 meeting. Tue Jul 12 06:26:42 +0000 2016
  • “Does it burn anything other than Bunsen?” Mon Jul 11 21:17:22 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert @brittharr2 can’t stop watching it Mon Jul 11 20:48:21 +0000 2016
  • RT @DavidBilbert: This is amazing @deonandan @brittharr2 https://t.co/czP38vzGLN Mon Jul 11 20:46:34 +0000 2016
  • Also selling one of my omnidirectional lavalier condensers https://t.co/enT4tseyj3? Mon Jul 11 20:27:43 +0000 2016
  • Also selling my Rode SC6 Smartphone dual-audio adaptor https://t.co/pMOuoAU1Jn? Mon Jul 11 20:03:33 +0000 2016
  • I’d be okay with this if it comes with wifi, a Netflix library, a toilet (!!) and a heroin drip. https://t.co/Otk8i8azlE Mon Jul 11 18:45:26 +0000 2016
  • So if my cactus deflates and grows mould, that’s not good, right? https://t.co/LytoQlDI0P Mon Jul 11 16:39:29 +0000 2016
  • After eating Indian take-out for three straight days, I’m glad I live in a country with excellent indoor plumbing. Mon Jul 11 16:02:18 +0000 2016
  • “As a family we couldn’t decide whether to bury or cremate Nana. So in the end, we let her live.” -Gary Delaney #fb Mon Jul 11 15:29:42 +0000 2016
  • “I’ve been trying to recapture my lost youth. Really mjust get that cellar door fixed” -Gary Delaney #fb Mon Jul 11 15:29:15 +0000 2016
  • Who wants to buy my damaged bluetooth earbuds? https://t.co/UDHeoi9ekb? Mon Jul 11 15:11:43 +0000 2016
  • “I’m reading a book at the moment. It’s called ‘The Anticlimax.’ The first part is good.” -Milton Jones Mon Jul 11 14:54:28 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/9Zu28f7D7W Mon Jul 11 14:44:02 +0000 2016
  • RT @assbott: oh my god are mark henry, rusev and ryback all gonna be so much better than liverpool next year. Mon Jul 11 14:41:04 +0000 2016
  • RT @TrancewithMe: So the UK will soon have a new PM. She seems nice. https://t.co/FDOlhFLX9H Mon Jul 11 14:39:26 +0000 2016
  • We need to arm bulls, orangutans and slow lorises and give them paramilitary training. Mon Jul 11 14:36:03 +0000 2016
  • Fertita bros bought UFC for $2 million and sold it for $4 billion. Casino owners gambling and winning? Who woulda thunk? Mon Jul 11 14:28:14 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/pySk4zwEPk Mon Jul 11 14:24:47 +0000 2016
  • Nationalism is indeed the problem, and the main reason I eschew professional team sports https://t.co/FzytzvlqDU Mon Jul 11 14:23:55 +0000 2016
  • If someone had told Darwin that one day there would be an award named after him… Mon Jul 11 14:09:10 +0000 2016
  • Man rejected from job was because he is Somali. Read the comments to see the racists continue to justify their hate. https://t.co/VvzOlsTZM6 Mon Jul 11 14:03:40 +0000 2016
  • “Man rejected for job with note that said being Somali embodies ‘a culture of resistance to authority’” #lawsuit https://t.co/ZAWzCvDXCK Mon Jul 11 13:56:22 +0000 2016
  • UFC officially sold https://t.co/E5tXwAZxTv Mon Jul 11 13:51:14 +0000 2016
  • RT @SophiaHelwani: Cowboy has taken his apology to the gay community a little too far! 😉 @MMARoasted @joerogan @bryancallen #parody https… Mon Jul 11 13:50:20 +0000 2016
  • I guess Giuliani wants to be Trump’s VP pick. Mon Jul 11 13:49:47 +0000 2016
  • If some kidnaps you, traps you, then tries to kill you with swords, you’re justified in goring that fucker to death. https://t.co/ys0QqVcCDr Mon Jul 11 13:48:10 +0000 2016
  • A meat tax? Yes. This addresses so many issues. https://t.co/8W9F7wFrdU Mon Jul 11 13:44:55 +0000 2016
  • If this is real, it’s awesome. Sad that profs have to waste time writing retorts to such snooty students. https://t.co/YIWPUNCPtd #BLM Mon Jul 11 13:30:48 +0000 2016
  • Been watching @ElliottHulse’s workout videos on Youtube. Some of the smartest stuff I’ve seen on the topic. Mon Jul 11 03:54:09 +0000 2016
  • 10 people followed me and 6 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Sun Jul 10 18:22:40 +0000 2016
  • RT @RuPaul: Bitch, I’m a 55yr old gay black man. I’ve fought cunts at every turn. #DontTryMe https://t.co/MnG089kLOf Sun Jul 10 15:26:11 +0000 2016
  • RT @Snowden: One of these men is under arrest. Which seems more at peace with his choices? #RightToMarch https://t.co/1Ch1wH79yY Sun Jul 10 14:48:19 +0000 2016
  • RT @SheDoesSports: If you’re new to MMA, I’d like to reiterate that the best woman in the sport is not Tate, Rousey or Holm. It’s Cris Cy… Sun Jul 10 05:05:21 +0000 2016
  • Ronda Rousey is at home chuckling right now. But she shouldn’t be. #ufc200 Sun Jul 10 05:04:44 +0000 2016
  • This week, Brazil lost one champ, failed to crown another, gained two more #ufc200 Sun Jul 10 05:03:52 +0000 2016
  • true! https://t.co/Vld1JnUL26 Sun Jul 10 04:57:03 +0000 2016
  • RT @DanaUnleashed: I remember Eye of the Tiger being different #UFC200 @MMARoasted Sun Jul 10 04:56:32 +0000 2016
  • RT @RyanTowey: Easily the best picture of the night #UFC200 https://t.co/KJuW1e7lC2 Sun Jul 10 04:53:36 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert https://t.co/Tipa2kN6pb Sun Jul 10 04:53:26 +0000 2016
  • .@JoshLBarnett if Brock won’t fight you, then challenge him to a game of Magic The Gathering. Sun Jul 10 04:51:53 +0000 2016
  • RT @NotoriousNewell: Who do you think Brock will fight at UFC 300? Sun Jul 10 04:50:08 +0000 2016
  • RT @BeyondtheMatt: please make a match between @BrockLesnar & @JoshLBarnett? I don’t care if its in @WWE or @ufc. Better yet, best of 3 fal… Sun Jul 10 04:49:41 +0000 2016
  • RT @MarkDavisOnAir: American Lesnar: “BUD LIGHT SUCKS, I’M GONNA BANG MY WIFE NOW” Canadian Lesnar: “Let’s have peace on earth and forget… Sun Jul 10 04:48:34 +0000 2016
  • What’s Justin Timberlake doing there? Is he a sacrificial gift to Brock Lesnar? #ufc200 Sun Jul 10 04:47:09 +0000 2016
  • Rorion Gracie is hanging out with Fez? #ufc200 Sun Jul 10 04:42:00 +0000 2016
  • Did he like that victory? Brock is divertickled pink #ufc200 Sun Jul 10 04:40:13 +0000 2016
  • RT @PhillyD: OMFG! @JoeRogan’s face after talking to @NateDiaz209 hahahaha #UFC200 https://t.co/OC1xhMXm7g Sun Jul 10 04:38:05 +0000 2016
  • Brock dominates Mark Hunt but loses to Seth Rollins. Tsk. #ufc200 Sun Jul 10 04:37:44 +0000 2016
  • Ever wonder what it’s like to be molested by a shaved gorilla? Mark Hunt knows. #ufc200 Sun Jul 10 04:34:14 +0000 2016
  • i’ve got it 1-1 going into the 3rd #ufc200 Sun Jul 10 04:32:03 +0000 2016
  • Brock really cannot throw a punch at Hunt speeds #ufc200 Sun Jul 10 04:30:02 +0000 2016
  • What is Brock trying to do??? #ufc200 Sun Jul 10 04:23:42 +0000 2016
  • Shit. Brock looks great. #ufc200 Sun Jul 10 04:21:39 +0000 2016
  • Brock is 72% lats #ufc200 Sun Jul 10 04:17:34 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert it might happen https://t.co/KWAK6FJWzu Sun Jul 10 04:16:30 +0000 2016
  • I was hoping Brock would walk out to his WWE music #UFC200 Sun Jul 10 04:16:00 +0000 2016
  • RT @StevenScrews: Please tell me @HeymanHustle you’re introducing Brock at #UFC200 Sun Jul 10 04:13:50 +0000 2016
  • Hunt looks fit and young! #ufc200 Sun Jul 10 04:13:31 +0000 2016
  • Lots of stoner-English interpreters out there, but they’re mostly asleep https://t.co/8GtEIIboD5 Sun Jul 10 04:13:04 +0000 2016
  • Remember Rogan’s joke? Lesnar wouldn’t fuck you. He would you as a condom to fuck something bigger. “Brock, why are we at the zoo?” #ufc200 Sun Jul 10 04:12:11 +0000 2016
  • RT @marc_raimondi: Yes, this pretty much sums it up. https://t.co/paSXoZTtXP Sun Jul 10 04:10:22 +0000 2016
  • Now we know Vince’s price for letting Brock fight in #ufc200… endless promotion for WWE, Summerslam, and Suplex City Sun Jul 10 04:07:01 +0000 2016
  • @YogaLindsay If the “T” stands for “terrifying” Sun Jul 10 04:05:16 +0000 2016
  • RT @WrestlinGifs: HOW ARE YOU GOING TO SAY LESNAR IS GOING TO LOSE WHEN HE DID THIS TO A SHARK https://t.co/jjucRBfD9S Sun Jul 10 04:04:31 +0000 2016
  • All right. It’s time to Brock and roll. #UFC200 Sun Jul 10 04:03:57 +0000 2016
  • RT @arielhelwani: Absolutely disgusting behavior by this crowd. Would you boo birds prefer if DC just turned down the fight? This is embarr… Sun Jul 10 04:01:56 +0000 2016
  • Jeebus. Imagine going to the men’s room and seeing this. My sphincter would clench SO hard. #ufc200 https://t.co/GVw49hP4B4 Sun Jul 10 04:00:46 +0000 2016
  • RT @MitchWestphal: That fight went how we all knew it would but goddamn, I just became a way bigger @SpiderAnderson fan after that fight. G… Sun Jul 10 03:58:10 +0000 2016
  • What I learned from this: on full camp, SIlva would have won. And if he’d showed, Jones would have won. DC is lucky. #UFC200 Sun Jul 10 03:57:36 +0000 2016
  • RT @SportsCenter: Soon….#UFC200 https://t.co/RRAjVSSF8l Sun Jul 10 03:54:08 +0000 2016
  • RT @SubmissionAus: The fans at #UFC200 are booing DC like… https://t.co/Lwm2NFWCbi Sun Jul 10 03:53:43 +0000 2016
  • Look, Silva doesn’t look great. But it’s Silva. Every second he stands up is a joy to watch. #UFC200 Sun Jul 10 03:53:11 +0000 2016
  • @brittharr2 https://t.co/zYO11z8yhO Sun Jul 10 03:51:21 +0000 2016
  • Come on, DC, keep it standing. We know you’ll win if you wrestle. But fight has no win/loss meaning. Just make it fun for the fans. #UFC200 Sun Jul 10 03:47:24 +0000 2016
  • 3 days ago, Silva was taking his kids to the mall to get ice cream. Now he’s getting mauled by a man-bear. What a weird life. #UFC200 Sun Jul 10 03:44:18 +0000 2016
  • RT @jmbanning23: Crowd booing. Like did you forget what Daniel DC Cormier does? He’s a wrestler. This is what he does. It’s like they forgo… Sun Jul 10 03:43:21 +0000 2016
  • RT @Joe_Carron: Joe and Mike sound kinda sad announcing right now. #UFC200 Sun Jul 10 03:42:09 +0000 2016
  • Aw come on. I just want to see some Silva fireworks before DC G’n’P’s him. #UFC200 Sun Jul 10 03:41:40 +0000 2016
  • Battle of the Dad bods #UFC200 Sun Jul 10 03:35:07 +0000 2016
  • Silva in non title, non main event, and walking in first. I am so confused. #UFC200 Sun Jul 10 03:31:06 +0000 2016
  • Shit. This promo is burying Jones! #UFC200 Sun Jul 10 03:28:47 +0000 2016
  • Holy shit that is a cold ass death stare #UFC200 https://t.co/W5pB4krFeH Sun Jul 10 03:22:30 +0000 2016
  • @brittharr2 @DerekRantsGames that is awesome Sun Jul 10 03:21:49 +0000 2016
  • That’s pretty dressed up by Joe Rogan @joerogan standards #ufc200 Sun Jul 10 02:27:45 +0000 2016
  • RT @Firas_Zahabi: Please get your eyes examined and send me the bill. I want to help this sport anyway I can. @KelvinGastelum won! https://… Sun Jul 10 01:55:36 +0000 2016
  • RT @benfowlkesMMA: You guys, I can’t get over Buffer’s suit. You wear a suit like that, you must have a poison vial in one pocket and the a… Sun Jul 10 01:46:46 +0000 2016
  • If one were to shave a small gorilla, it would look like Brock Lesnar #ufc200 Sun Jul 10 01:34:38 +0000 2016
  • RT @DylanMax8: Beardless Johny Hendricks is one of the weirder things ever #UFC200 Sun Jul 10 01:16:09 +0000 2016
  • Sage’s left arm is going to be made of noodles tomorrow #ufc200 Sun Jul 10 00:22:32 +0000 2016
  • Holy shit. Sage is IMPRESSIVELY strong. #UFC200 Sun Jul 10 00:20:57 +0000 2016
  • I hate Sage’s face. His stupid face. His stupid, handsome, successful, talented face. Fuck. #UFC200 Sun Jul 10 00:14:05 +0000 2016
  • RT @Onision: #WhitePrivilegeMeans seeing this hashtag and immediately saying to yourself “What are they talking about!? What privilege!?” Sat Jul 09 23:46:22 +0000 2016
  • RT @harikondabolu: #WhitePrivilegeMeans you assume your random search is actually “random.” Sat Jul 09 23:46:12 +0000 2016
  • @levitatingWolf My only concern with Silva is his weird mentality. He should have killed Bisping, but held back for strange reasons Sat Jul 09 23:46:04 +0000 2016
  • Okay, we’re switching to FS1 now, right? I don’t have a TV. Where can I watch FS1 online? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller? Anyone? #ufc200 Sat Jul 09 23:43:21 +0000 2016
  • @levitatingWolf At this stage, I’m just glad he’s getting a monster cheque Sat Jul 09 23:41:48 +0000 2016
  • #PokemonGO confirms for me that society has reached peak pointlessness Sat Jul 09 23:40:40 +0000 2016
  • @levitatingWolf it’s a year of weird shit. I fully expect Silva to channel some Ali and transcend expectations. But what do I know? Sat Jul 09 23:39:17 +0000 2016
  • @levitatingWolf yes sir Sat Jul 09 23:36:51 +0000 2016
  • Is every fight going to be a first round KO? #ufc200 Sat Jul 09 23:35:59 +0000 2016
  • @NickVereb_87 He’s going to attempt a 720 spin, and fall on his ass. Sat Jul 09 23:34:19 +0000 2016
  • So many of my favourite UFC/MMA fighters are vegans or vegetarians. Interesting. https://t.co/AeSNBeqOLc Sat Jul 09 23:33:38 +0000 2016
  • Diego Sanchez is legit insane #ufc200 Sat Jul 09 23:31:34 +0000 2016
  • @Crumlin_Village Shhh! That’s a secret! Sat Jul 09 23:29:53 +0000 2016
  • @Crumlin_Village why are you bringing logic and reason to my epic display of childishness? Sat Jul 09 23:29:13 +0000 2016
  • They should make Lesnar-Hunt a “money in the bank” match, with “falls count anywhere” stipulation #UFC200 Sat Jul 09 23:25:51 +0000 2016
  • Can’t believe Mousasi is only 30. Feels like the guy has been fighting for decades. #UFC200 Sat Jul 09 23:17:36 +0000 2016
  • Amazing that a women’s fight is headlining biggest MMA event in history. Unfortunately, pretty sure no one bought #UFC200 for that fight. Sat Jul 09 23:15:10 +0000 2016
  • Looks like #ufc200 was designed on MicroSoft Paint Sat Jul 09 23:12:29 +0000 2016
  • A lot of clashing colours. Urine coloured mat, bright yellow shorts, purple turnbuckles. Is this what the kids want these days? #ufc200 Sat Jul 09 23:11:54 +0000 2016
  • Reebok might as well model all the uniforms after Prince’s mankini from “Gangsta Glam” #UFC200 https://t.co/jARxcX4v6G Sat Jul 09 23:08:06 +0000 2016
  • Hmmm, methinks Joe Rogan trying to up-sell Silva’s chances. He really can’t believe what he says, right? #ufc200 Sat Jul 09 23:03:00 +0000 2016
  • Part of me wonders if the yellow canvas is a shout-out to the new alleged Chinese owners #ufc200 (shut up, it’s a joke) Sat Jul 09 23:01:25 +0000 2016
  • @RedParrots you are the queen of the one word tweets today Sat Jul 09 22:59:39 +0000 2016
  • RT @FabianBrabon: Surely fightpass can fill the time between fights a little better… Sat Jul 09 22:58:52 +0000 2016
  • Something tells me @SpiderAnderson beats @dc_mma …only because this is the year of weird shit #UFC200 Sat Jul 09 22:57:13 +0000 2016
  • First I thought this was going to be easy for Hunt, then I saw relative size vs Lesnar. Can Hunt even reach Lesnar’s head?? #ufc200 Sat Jul 09 22:56:38 +0000 2016
  • This card is more stacked than a chubby stripper #ufc200 Sat Jul 09 22:54:32 +0000 2016
  • Looks like Dana thought this was gay porn #ufc200 https://t.co/ZlOMxAdsI2 Sat Jul 09 22:53:15 +0000 2016
  • Saw Jim Miller and thought, “Wow, Brian Caraway’s looking buff” #ufc200 Sat Jul 09 22:52:09 +0000 2016
  • My evening: Indian food, apple pie, grant writing… and #UFC200 Sat Jul 09 22:49:31 +0000 2016
  • RT @luisjgomez: So much violence in the news right now. Can’t wait to get away from it all with some good old fashioned cage fighting. #UFC… Sat Jul 09 22:48:44 +0000 2016
  • Anyone else getting a lot of freezing on Fightpass? #ufc200 Sat Jul 09 22:48:23 +0000 2016
  • I think announcers get weird thrill from over-pronouncing Mousasi’s first name as “Gay guard” #ufc200 Sat Jul 09 22:47:30 +0000 2016
  • Good thing I’ve never been called to jury duty, otherwise it would definitely be a…. “hung” jury. Heh heh. #fb Sat Jul 09 21:19:11 +0000 2016
  • “The young couple living next to me just made a sex tape. Or course, they don’t know that yet.” #fb Sat Jul 09 18:49:18 +0000 2016
  • “The hardest part about making skimmed milk is throwing the cow across the lake.” #fb Sat Jul 09 18:48:44 +0000 2016
  • re Brexit vote: “My girlfriend demanded to know if I was in our out. Unfortunately, we were having sex at the time.” -unnamed British comic Sat Jul 09 18:40:04 +0000 2016
  • @RedParrots yes? https://t.co/oXn9axCKB8 Sat Jul 09 17:40:24 +0000 2016
  • “How can Joey be in Top gear? I thought he stuck in second gear!” Sat Jul 09 17:37:12 +0000 2016
  • “The System’s Not Broken – It’s Operating Exactly As Designed.” And that’s the problem. Sat Jul 09 16:36:20 +0000 2016
  • 11 Common Ways White Folks Avoid Taking Responsibility for Racism in the US https://t.co/e0zzz9Xqjw Sat Jul 09 16:34:24 +0000 2016
  • Dark Matter season 2 episode 2: one of the better, tightly written jailbreak TV episodes I’ve seen. Sat Jul 09 16:31:47 +0000 2016
  • “If Trump is elected, finally we’ll get to laugh at Americans for reasons they’d understand.” -unnamed British comedian #fb Sat Jul 09 14:29:01 +0000 2016
  • I want Silva and Lesnar to both win at #UFC200 and to then fight each other at MSG because, at this point, why the fuck not? Sat Jul 09 05:38:16 +0000 2016
  • Whoa, that’s a lot of 10-8s I see there… or do I need glasses? #TUFfinale https://t.co/h16HeJ2Unr Sat Jul 09 05:34:12 +0000 2016
  • What I learned today: Margarine was invented in Napoleonic France to feed the army and lower classes #teambutter #fb Sat Jul 09 05:30:49 +0000 2016
  • Our long national nightmare is finally over https://t.co/XVedrGqVtw Sat Jul 09 05:27:33 +0000 2016
  • Wow. JJ showing class at end of fight. Rehabs image nicely. #tuffinale Sat Jul 09 05:20:38 +0000 2016
  • 3-2 for Champion. But if round 3 goes to Claudia, then it’s an upset #tuffinale Sat Jul 09 05:18:11 +0000 2016
  • Holy shit. Jean-Claude Van Damme’s daughter is all growed up…. https://t.co/iSEqFkKelA Fri Jul 08 19:12:46 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert yeah but this gave me the shit giggles https://t.co/KkUUMYYkY1 Fri Jul 08 18:46:06 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert I’ll follow @SynKami instead Fri Jul 08 18:11:11 +0000 2016
  • @SynKami @DavidBilbert For my sanity’s sake, I’m going to assume he’s a performance artist Fri Jul 08 18:04:50 +0000 2016
  • RT @SynKami: THERE’s AN ASIAN, WHITE SUPREMACIST ON MY TIMELINE AND I COULDNT CRY ANY HARDER 😂 https://t.co/tU61qPtkY6 Fri Jul 08 18:01:00 +0000 2016
  • #BrexitVote #Brexit #BrexitOrNot https://t.co/io5oJSC2sU Fri Jul 08 15:58:27 +0000 2016
  • RT @dave_schilling: Fuck the New York Post forever https://t.co/Ca3tivmXzW Fri Jul 08 15:30:54 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/2ANSNTNJNM Fri Jul 08 15:25:27 +0000 2016
  • @McGeeMeghan Jeebus. Barrier for entry to exercise is already zero. Fri Jul 08 15:22:06 +0000 2016
  • An ex-cop describes how racism works in police forces. Stop with the “hero” narrative. https://t.co/6lybaTtpM0 Fri Jul 08 15:19:25 +0000 2016
  • RT @OhNoSheTwitnt: If a Muslim American had tweeted this about the president he would have been arrested before it got its first like. http… Fri Jul 08 15:12:54 +0000 2016
  • @kyle sorry for last tweet…. sent to wrong Kyle by mistake! Fri Jul 08 15:12:03 +0000 2016
  • @JustHerod @KyleRyc what? there are two of them??? Fri Jul 08 15:11:17 +0000 2016
  • Would universities continue to run if professors stopped donating their unpaid time? No, they would not. https://t.co/9yKIz0JLfW Fri Jul 08 15:01:09 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert so it begins https://t.co/4rtOlNnFPd Fri Jul 08 14:06:55 +0000 2016
  • Just realized that Monica Lewinsky is now 42 years old. Wow. Time flies. #fb Fri Jul 08 13:57:44 +0000 2016
  • “18% of Republicans disapproved of blacks & whites dating”. Well I disapprove of Republicans dating and reproducing https://t.co/HyIFpkaas1 Fri Jul 08 13:47:46 +0000 2016
  • Martin Shkreli Wants To Collect Rare Magic: The Gathering Cards @kyle https://t.co/kesSs9bEzr Fri Jul 08 13:24:38 +0000 2016
  • 5 years ago today, the last space shuttle mission was launched #fb Fri Jul 08 13:04:36 +0000 2016
  • RT @joerogan: This country has a mental health problem disguised as a gun problem and a tyranny problem disguised as a security problem. Fri Jul 08 04:47:54 +0000 2016
  • RT @fakedansavage: So the guy carrying an automatic weapon around in a crowd at a demo isn’t a suspect. Just a guy carrying an automatic we… Fri Jul 08 04:34:54 +0000 2016
  • @nrodovsky ha! Fri Jul 08 03:53:45 +0000 2016
  • So @arielhelwani is reporting that @SpiderAnderson will replace @JonnyBones against @dc_mma at UFC200! Damn, take my money! Fri Jul 08 03:44:55 +0000 2016
  • RT @arielhelwani: Daniel Cormier vs. Anderson Silva will be added to UFC 200. 3 round, light heavyweight fight. TMZ confirmed with UFC. Fri Jul 08 03:43:35 +0000 2016
  • RT @hrana: For what it is worth, I am not black but my parents had “the talk” about the police (and airport security) when I was a teenager. Fri Jul 08 03:42:35 +0000 2016
  • RT @AlexBorstein: We must always take sides. Neutrality helps the oppressor, never the victim. Silence encourages the tormentor, never the… Fri Jul 08 03:42:21 +0000 2016
  • RT @RevMelech: DEBRA LEE HAS TIME TODAY https://t.co/wuSQPfYUpy Fri Jul 08 03:41:39 +0000 2016
  • yeah that was weird #ufcvegas https://t.co/b6DWadfTfk Fri Jul 08 03:41:10 +0000 2016
  • RT @Trevornoah: We all seem to want the same thing and yet the only way we know how to get it is by taking it away from someone else. Fri Jul 08 03:40:34 +0000 2016
  • RT @jayeldee: Professor “invalidated” from Carleton board of governors for refusing code of conduct https://t.co/qI21lNnwTh Fri Jul 08 03:40:23 +0000 2016
  • An eloquent and vital description of systemic bias, privilege and structural racism. Worth a listen. https://t.co/0HACswYsTK Thu Jul 07 23:16:23 +0000 2016
  • Killings by police in USA unrelated to actual crime rates https://t.co/6SFKbmHgEE Thu Jul 07 21:57:39 +0000 2016
  • Blacks in USA are 3x more likely than whites to be killed by cops, and 50% more likely to be UNARMED when it happens https://t.co/rVhsY2a7Ly Thu Jul 07 17:22:35 +0000 2016
  • RT @strombo: ⚡️ “New video proves Alton Sterling unarmed at time of death” https://t.co/ls3poL7Y7Z Thu Jul 07 16:01:12 +0000 2016
  • RT @jeffwagenheim: Chael Sonnen, admitted PED user, just asked Jon Jones if he was willing to admit he used a PED. It’s like a PEDs Anonymo… Thu Jul 07 16:00:56 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/55jszllwls Thu Jul 07 15:59:47 +0000 2016
  • Trey Gowdy looks like a CGI extra on Game of Thrones… for a character north of the Wall, if you know what I mean. https://t.co/VOh4Aqk3lz Thu Jul 07 15:57:18 +0000 2016
  • wait, @ChaelSonnen is asking @JonnyBones a question at the press conference? Life got weird. #UFC200 Thu Jul 07 15:54:50 +0000 2016
  • Uh, what? The Spice Girls released that single TWENTY YEARS AGO? Jeebus, I’m old. Thu Jul 07 15:50:28 +0000 2016
  • Wow, Avast buys out AVG. Frankly, I thought they were the same company 🙁 https://t.co/S3P3HAS1yw Thu Jul 07 15:42:24 +0000 2016
  • Just watched Undisputed 2 featuring @TheScottAdkins. Holy shit, what an athlete! Thu Jul 07 15:36:48 +0000 2016
  • @ChrisWeidmanUFC This link also works: https://t.co/1GGr38Ibzw Thu Jul 07 15:35:21 +0000 2016
  • @ChrisWeidmanUFC https://t.co/wHiHr8DC02 Thu Jul 07 15:34:30 +0000 2016
  • Jon Jones #UFC200 press conference now live via Periscope at https://t.co/wHiHr8DC02 #technology Thu Jul 07 15:31:59 +0000 2016
  • Who will replace Jones to fight @dc_mma at #UFC200? My money is on @AlexTheMauler Thu Jul 07 15:22:53 +0000 2016
  • United now offering flights from EWR to Cuba for 1st time in 50 years. Good news: yay, more ways to get to Cuba. Bad news: Boo, it’s United. Thu Jul 07 15:11:38 +0000 2016
  • @adr I understand 1/3 of the words in that sentence. Now I understand how Republicans must feel all the time. Thu Jul 07 15:09:43 +0000 2016
  • RT @SophiaHelwani: I thought this was funny (and appropriate). =-) @dc_mma @Benaskren @MMARoasted @bryancallen @joerogan #UFC200 https://t.… Thu Jul 07 15:08:55 +0000 2016
  • Yellowstone has a 50 square mile “Zone of Death” where you can get away with murder https://t.co/EtE5trDvjz Thu Jul 07 14:56:42 +0000 2016
  • uh…. https://t.co/RxStP9uFhU Thu Jul 07 14:56:11 +0000 2016
  • “Welcome to Hell” sign in Rio…. held by local police and firefighters! The Olympics are officially pointless. https://t.co/NZ8F3q6RaV Thu Jul 07 14:34:24 +0000 2016
  • “Both Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are running against the only person they could possibly beat.” -@Trevornoah Thu Jul 07 14:21:43 +0000 2016
  • Those who demand “good Muslims” apologize for behaviour of “bad Muslims” don’t also call for “good cops” to apologize for “bad cops” #odd Thu Jul 07 14:02:17 +0000 2016
  • This guy is a stoner? I would never have been able to tell. Never. https://t.co/cCl5RTD57n Thu Jul 07 11:58:25 +0000 2016
  • So Chevy Chase’s real name is Cornelius Crane. I’d have thunk that would be the fake name. #fb Thu Jul 07 06:01:48 +0000 2016
  • Separated at Birth, part 113 https://t.co/GBhpjNgHDf https://t.co/IIOvbkBGUT Thu Jul 07 05:57:05 +0000 2016
  • Just read the best internet comment: “Goats are cool! They’re like sheep with a viewpoint.” Thu Jul 07 05:44:38 +0000 2016
  • A true martial artist, Enson @ensoninoue explains his self-demotion. https://t.co/ry9E5dqDA0 Thu Jul 07 05:22:38 +0000 2016
  • RT @kikannavarrete: Jon Jones is the best fighter gram for gram Thu Jul 07 05:15:22 +0000 2016
  • Well written: “Why It’s So Hard to Talk to White People About Racism” https://t.co/YXoVi7ViJt Thu Jul 07 05:11:32 +0000 2016
  • “Ezra Levant loses libel case, must pay $80,000 to man he defamed as ‘illiberal Islamic fascist’”. Ahhhhh yiss. https://t.co/XcgjTaCm5X Thu Jul 07 02:06:09 +0000 2016
  • Just watched “Never Back Down: No Surrender” with @MichaelJaiWhite and @JoshLBarnett. Gawd, I love straight-to-DVD martial arts movies. Wed Jul 06 23:50:19 +0000 2016
  • 6 people followed me and 2 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Wed Jul 06 17:57:28 +0000 2016
  • How did this take so bloody long? “Improved labelling coming for over-the-counter and prescription drugs” https://t.co/nSthYxmJ3F Wed Jul 06 15:27:35 +0000 2016
  • RT @karmour_uw: @ScientistTrump is very highly educated, knows tweets, has the best tweets. #MakeScienceGreatAgain Wed Jul 06 15:25:40 +0000 2016
  • RT @HuShuo: We’ve fact-checked the presidential candidates 650 times. Here’s what we found https://t.co/vaFm5TEkZV https://t.co/1bHsiH9Cpr Wed Jul 06 15:20:34 +0000 2016
  • “Washington Has Been Obsessed With Punishing Secrecy Violations — until Hillary Clinton” https://t.co/5pnakzTmcM Wed Jul 06 13:45:59 +0000 2016
  • RT @InklessPW: Well, he was right about that. https://t.co/kJGeIVwLYJ Wed Jul 06 13:13:18 +0000 2016
  • The DDT used to be a finishing move. Now it’s set-up. #smh Wed Jul 06 13:13:04 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert Judging from your photo…. yes. Wed Jul 06 13:10:57 +0000 2016
  • “There’s a big fucking difference between things that I think are funny and things that I think are funny to say.” -@jimjefferies #fb Wed Jul 06 02:28:04 +0000 2016
  • White People Explain Why They Feel Oppressed https://t.co/uhmdh6UQaM Tue Jul 05 20:59:49 +0000 2016
  • Alberta’s university administrators are the best paid in the country, with many earning between $400K and $600K https://t.co/YA52VUKM56 Tue Jul 05 20:52:46 +0000 2016
  • university bosses take home big cheques while sessional instructors struggle https://t.co/WMRSj6ifmC Tue Jul 05 20:45:05 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert dyslexic? Tue Jul 05 20:43:56 +0000 2016
  • “Supreme Court ruled that bestiality is only illegal in Canada if it involves acts of penetration.” Uhhhh, what? https://t.co/BZs1gtL2uE Tue Jul 05 18:57:28 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert At least you’re using my proper title these days Tue Jul 05 18:53:42 +0000 2016
  • I think that pretty much any dog has a greater right to life and happiness than pretty much any human #saysomethingcompletelyhonest Tue Jul 05 18:48:18 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert Light Rapid Transit? Tue Jul 05 18:46:20 +0000 2016
  • Love this art project. Stand next to @JulianAssange_ @Snowden and Chelsea Manning https://t.co/zsELN8UqLZ Tue Jul 05 18:43:06 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert It’s only Canadian if he apologized to the bear afterwards Tue Jul 05 18:36:39 +0000 2016
  • I think I’m awesome #saysomethingcompletelyhonest Tue Jul 05 18:36:02 +0000 2016
  • I still don’t know what’s going on here, but I am entertained. #movemojito https://t.co/VNZMepr4hv Tue Jul 05 18:34:45 +0000 2016
  • RT @DCHomos: Native Woman @JosieVF Arrested for Burning Sage in Denver CO at Trump Rally. So much for “religious freedom”. 🙃 https://t.co/z… Tue Jul 05 18:20:58 +0000 2016
  • “Move, Mojito!” https://t.co/vXv0o4Qq2e Tue Jul 05 18:16:59 +0000 2016
  • @jayeldee yay! Tue Jul 05 17:50:03 +0000 2016
  • @jayeldee timely! Tue Jul 05 17:43:51 +0000 2016
  • RT @ZekeTheFreak67: Noel Neill, first actress to play Lois Lane, dies at 95 https://t.co/ECGVDFkfCJ Tue Jul 05 17:16:47 +0000 2016
  • RT @DavidBilbert: “Yeah! HUGE! It’s about THIS BIG! WHICH I’M TOLD IS 9 1/2 INCHES!” https://t.co/TyzUcjfkSM Tue Jul 05 17:02:15 +0000 2016
  • Nice. I’m on the front page of the @uOttawa library! https://t.co/Gn6vMuU0GO https://t.co/knSS0WKGzN Tue Jul 05 16:58:12 +0000 2016
  • How To Tell If An Animal ‘Sanctuary’ Is A Fake https://t.co/xIGxzB0mot Tue Jul 05 15:54:31 +0000 2016
  • Zod, how I dislike the “business” of pet breeding. But this is just shameless. https://t.co/VCXci8XQ3l Tue Jul 05 15:51:18 +0000 2016
  • .@iJesseWilliams is smart enough to realize that “Erin Smith”‘s petition validates everything he said. Tue Jul 05 15:43:02 +0000 2016
  • RT @iJesseWilliams: Do not promote empty people & their tantrums. Pure clickbait to gain followers, attention & money, for themselves, not… Tue Jul 05 15:04:43 +0000 2016
  • RT @DesmondCole: The cops, who attacked peaceful @BLM_TO in April, then pretended it never happened, are just another “group” that wants to… Tue Jul 05 15:02:35 +0000 2016
  • RT @DesmondCole: You folks are suggesting that police feeling good about themselves is more important that Black people feeling safe. Fuck… Tue Jul 05 15:02:25 +0000 2016
  • RT @DesmondCole: This is false—I’m confident that the majority of Canadian journalists have exactly one Black friend. https://t.co/OEfvfCia… Tue Jul 05 15:01:41 +0000 2016
  • Need more proof racism alive & well in the USA? There’s a petition to fire Jesse Williams for his anti-racism speech https://t.co/9wQXRz6TXb Tue Jul 05 15:01:25 +0000 2016
  • “Between the idea and the reality… Falls the shadow” -TS Eliot #fb Tue Jul 05 14:49:04 +0000 2016
  • holy shit. “Disabled St. Jude patient sues airport and TSA after bloody scuffle” https://t.co/OEPu58a2RH Tue Jul 05 14:40:37 +0000 2016
  • In partial defence of the passive voice https://t.co/ytQZxmQWWF Tue Jul 05 13:34:46 +0000 2016
  • Interactive map of Game of Thrones https://t.co/ky2LBy6Oqw Tue Jul 05 13:29:48 +0000 2016
  • A gender neutral passport? Thoughts? https://t.co/AAPy7UiFpK Tue Jul 05 13:27:28 +0000 2016
  • RT @KevinFranck: Just drove past the airport. For some reason all the El Al planes have sheriff stars on them. Weird. Tue Jul 05 13:26:39 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert not orange like my carrot? or brown like my lower carrot? Tue Jul 05 13:20:59 +0000 2016
  • But what about Bing? WHAT ABOUT BING?????! https://t.co/cAPFvVsdo5 Tue Jul 05 13:19:36 +0000 2016
  • RT @analysis_factor: Cleaning data and creating new variables usually takes much longer than data analysis. Plan ahead. #StatWisdom Tue Jul 05 13:15:10 +0000 2016
  • RT @GoogleFacts: Actual blood vessels of a person who donated their body to science display purposes https://t.co/njveldhSrc Tue Jul 05 13:14:32 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert what vegetable colour is your tie? Tue Jul 05 13:13:31 +0000 2016
  • RT @AlexGabriel: What’s actually ‘putting a strain on services’ is the UK’s ageing native population. Immigrants are paying for you. https:… Tue Jul 05 11:26:42 +0000 2016
  • Lucha libre should be an Olympic sport @DavidBilbert https://t.co/SXnuzL3vRB Tue Jul 05 04:21:35 +0000 2016
  • Geography question: technically, is Israel in Asia or Africa? Mon Jul 04 22:41:04 +0000 2016
  • Back on @VIA_Rail sitting FACING some dude. Hope he doesn’t fall in love with me. I mean, I’d totally understand. But that just gets awkward Mon Jul 04 22:32:12 +0000 2016
  • My fantasy the American public writes in @Snowden ‘s name on the Presidential ballot, and he wins! https://t.co/Ot8c97LZhM Mon Jul 04 22:16:25 +0000 2016
  • Ontario facing ‘epidemic of Islamophobia’ survey finds https://t.co/vcyvwXU7CK Mon Jul 04 22:11:27 +0000 2016
  • “Ontario to hold public meetings on fighting ‘systemic racism’” Why in quotes, @globalnews ? Don’t think it exists? https://t.co/4d2aiQDobp Mon Jul 04 21:48:54 +0000 2016
  • RT @DesmondCole: Nope. #racism https://t.co/86HCg9ID1U Mon Jul 04 21:47:22 +0000 2016
  • RT @DesmondCole: .@MadeInCanada56 you’re policing Black peeps’ behaviour instead of hearing their concerns. It’s a centuries-old practice.… Mon Jul 04 21:47:08 +0000 2016
  • RT @AnimeJune: I don’t understand this #PrideTO “controversy.” A peaceful protest was heard + treated w/ respect. Then the parade resumed.… Mon Jul 04 21:46:13 +0000 2016
  • RT @fleurdelis30: @AnimeJune @DesmondCole According to my Twitter feed it seems to be mostly white heterosexuals that are whining about thi… Mon Jul 04 21:45:13 +0000 2016
  • People forget… The first Pride ever was a protest against police brutality after New York’s Stonewall Inn was raided in 1969. Mon Jul 04 20:39:01 +0000 2016
  • RT @jm_mcgrath: I have no wisdom on BLMTO or Pride, but people who defended Rob Ford’s homophobia for YEARS are imperfect messengers re: ap… Mon Jul 04 20:35:44 +0000 2016
  • Gotta say, @DesmondCole is awesome Mon Jul 04 20:32:30 +0000 2016
  • RT @DesmondCole: I also realize that if I remain silent, white pundits will be the only ones commenting on Black issues in Toronto. Not on… Mon Jul 04 20:28:25 +0000 2016
  • RT @DesmondCole: Come in plainclothes! Use that uniform to fight ongoing police brutality, or don’t be police! https://t.co/seiXLjMRbt Mon Jul 04 20:28:04 +0000 2016
  • “Stop using words like ‘extortion’ to describe Black people sitting peacefully in the street.” – @DesmondCole Mon Jul 04 20:26:07 +0000 2016
  • RT @DesmondCole: .@matthewpa_to When we talk about blackness, peeps so often critcize how we say what we say, but not the content itself. A… Mon Jul 04 20:24:50 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert @sciencemonkeyca Ooooh. My sphincter is tingling. Mon Jul 04 19:42:57 +0000 2016
  • What I’ve learned today: lots of people on Fiverr think they sound like Morgan Freeman. None of them do. Mon Jul 04 19:41:04 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert @sciencemonkeyca that’s too hard to compute. what are we, scientists? Mon Jul 04 19:38:10 +0000 2016
  • .@DavidBilbert so how much would you charge us to design the official @sciencemonkeyca logo? Mon Jul 04 19:33:27 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/D6Vz1lWj97 Mon Jul 04 17:15:00 +0000 2016
  • Going for a run the day after doing deadlifts….. ouch. Mon Jul 04 16:44:04 +0000 2016
  • Twitter Tweets from 6-1-16 to 6-30-16 https://t.co/NScQtBai4u Mon Jul 04 16:21:16 +0000 2016
  • Sent to me by my educational partners in Germany 🙂 https://t.co/sZjfcgcEJV Mon Jul 04 16:15:39 +0000 2016
  • Save the date… 2017 @csebsceb conference will be in BANFF! Haven’t been before? You need to go. Gorgeous place. https://t.co/8VQUTOde7u Mon Jul 04 16:09:43 +0000 2016
  • Look at those adorable bloodshot eyes. Learn Epidemiology online with my @LecturioMed videos https://t.co/MfRnw5Aoeh Mon Jul 04 16:05:14 +0000 2016
  • Ancient Shrine That May Hold Buddha’s Skull Bone Found in Crypt https://t.co/AZclP4Rcfk Sun Jul 03 19:31:57 +0000 2016
  • 9 people followed me and 8 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Sun Jul 03 00:07:44 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert Now go purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka Sat Jul 02 18:07:31 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert nice. Stole it, though. It was Prince’s acceptance speech for his Webby award (which limits speeches to 5 words) Sat Jul 02 18:07:13 +0000 2016
  • “Everything you think is true.” Sat Jul 02 17:50:18 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert @Braggzilla @brownjayson booooo https://t.co/ewGXQGQrsi Sat Jul 02 06:14:56 +0000 2016
  • Hey @DavidBilbert Prince made a Koko B Ware documentary! https://t.co/4vsAi0F3OS Sat Jul 02 05:45:48 +0000 2016
  • Working at my “outdoor office” on park bench at @HarbourfrontTO in Toronto, getting a contact high from all the stoners who congregate here. Fri Jul 01 23:23:37 +0000 2016
  • “Obama Administration Finally Releases Its Dubious Drone Death Toll” https://t.co/6vrJ8hCpco yeah right #fb Fri Jul 01 23:02:51 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/KMAN2XihVV Fri Jul 01 16:34:11 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/jplKaKU1aT Fri Jul 01 16:33:37 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/kVw34X8Gh9 Fri Jul 01 16:32:50 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/xPyOpaeRaA Fri Jul 01 16:21:40 +0000 2016
  • Has science gone too far? @DavidBilbert https://t.co/qK67zVEbYT Fri Jul 01 16:16:51 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/AlZPpxIP0R Fri Jul 01 16:06:41 +0000 2016
  • “Instead of getting a cat, why don’t we all just stop flushing? It’s the same thing!” #fb Fri Jul 01 15:01:42 +0000 2016
  • Slept in. Gonna miss citizenship ceremony this morning. Fri Jul 01 13:52:57 +0000 2016