Twitter Tweets from 8-1-16 to 8-31-16


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Archived Twitter tweets from 2016-08-01 to 2016-08-31, courtesy of the Twime Machine:

  • This is the best thing you will see all week https://t.co/g7YKBnhN0A Wed Aug 31 18:34:24 +0000 2016
  • What is this “8 hours per night” nonsense? https://t.co/DUJZAlQjmH Wed Aug 31 18:27:27 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/YwRcmJveom Wed Aug 31 10:58:32 +0000 2016
  • RIP Annette Funicello. Man, I watched all of those beach movies. Wed Aug 31 04:22:51 +0000 2016
  • .@CSEBOttawa now accepting applications for the 2016-2017 executive https://t.co/enAmZzFuee Wed Aug 31 03:17:34 +0000 2016
  • .@DavidBilbert https://t.co/T86YjIY4Qy Wed Aug 31 03:12:17 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert i just wanted something to pee against Tue Aug 30 18:00:48 +0000 2016
  • RT @DavidBilbert: “To oppose racism is righteous. To deny its existence, no matter the reason, is cowardice.” ( via @brownjayson ) https:/… Tue Aug 30 10:59:13 +0000 2016
  • Awwwww. Gene Wilder is dead 🙁 Mon Aug 29 22:36:09 +0000 2016
  • @jayeldee @adr @RedParrots sometimes it’s kinder to tell them lies Mon Aug 29 00:48:34 +0000 2016
  • Whenever I order Indian food, I always order for 10 people…. even though it’s just me 🙁 Mon Aug 29 00:38:19 +0000 2016
  • RT @heychristofur: @ottguy Environment Canada only issues watches and warnings 15 minutes after a tornado happens Sun Aug 28 20:43:05 +0000 2016
  • RIP “Mr. Fuji” https://t.co/V10XEXBOPH @DavidBilbert Sun Aug 28 20:38:59 +0000 2016
  • If you’re a WhatsApp user, do this now! Whatsapp>Settings>Account>Share My Info>Off. Sun Aug 28 20:38:19 +0000 2016
  • How the world looks through the eyes of a Trump supporter… https://t.co/3Ajlm6MnTj Sun Aug 28 19:53:41 +0000 2016
  • Happiness is… taking the dog out for a giant poop and getting back inside just immediately before a massive rain storm. Sun Aug 28 19:48:47 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/lA3KzioOLE Sun Aug 28 19:03:40 +0000 2016
  • “If they have small pox” @adr @jayeldee @RedParrots https://t.co/KB56SQVXCo Sun Aug 28 18:49:15 +0000 2016
  • @RedParrots Toby is the only non-sociopath of the bunch Sun Aug 28 18:14:09 +0000 2016
  • And thus, the first Millennial was born…. https://t.co/s5mOnde1O5 Sun Aug 28 18:05:43 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert it was covered under Laws of Acquisition #43 Sun Aug 28 17:58:31 +0000 2016
  • Be sensitive to white fragility! https://t.co/7TKpArOlwu Sun Aug 28 17:03:48 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/pTDNy2N42V Sun Aug 28 16:50:09 +0000 2016
  • Apparently humans are marrying Ferengi now https://t.co/nmxcCjLcyw Sun Aug 28 16:40:51 +0000 2016
  • Holy shit. Reproduction is gross. https://t.co/AK18S5vzGk Sun Aug 28 14:08:55 +0000 2016
  • HPV vaccine *works*: reduces cervical abnormalities that can lead to cancer by a quarter! https://t.co/1jWR2zhYL1 Sun Aug 28 14:04:04 +0000 2016
  • Ancient Indian stepwells are AWESOME. Didn’t know they are disappearing. https://t.co/xEDFCKqnR7 Sun Aug 28 03:33:52 +0000 2016
  • .@DavidBilbert https://t.co/S0gh6W3C2N Sun Aug 28 02:50:53 +0000 2016
  • one person followed me and 2 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/i4wROJafrk Sat Aug 27 15:26:23 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert we need to open a moneymart next to it! Sat Aug 27 13:43:52 +0000 2016
  • “The Learning Channel went from teaching you shit to teaching you shit.” #fb Sat Aug 27 13:40:20 +0000 2016
  • Yay! Got two more minutes of sleep than the previous night! https://t.co/euGugNM5oI Sat Aug 27 12:44:25 +0000 2016
  • Gandhi’s letter to Hitler https://t.co/0X7PiTStqs Fri Aug 26 20:37:20 +0000 2016
  • Epidemiologist position in Woodstock, ON https://t.co/RfFUZ8OyxK Fri Aug 26 20:18:39 +0000 2016
  • .@DavidBilbert https://t.co/mQiDbdIfFQ Fri Aug 26 19:35:12 +0000 2016
  • Ha. Now we can’t tell Victorian cosplayers apart from flippin’ hipsters. https://t.co/xw2NKMuDdi Fri Aug 26 16:24:39 +0000 2016
  • #burkini #burkinigate https://t.co/wSmS3MG4PX Fri Aug 26 14:14:08 +0000 2016
  • In celebration of #NationalDogDay I’m giving Dogulus a new bone https://t.co/XmELHoPTJ4 Fri Aug 26 13:57:45 +0000 2016
  • Nothing brings the waterworks quite like an animal rescue video https://t.co/7TkwIMURsm Fri Aug 26 13:51:50 +0000 2016
  • In defence of political correctness…. https://t.co/UgWJtDOMZm Fri Aug 26 13:19:07 +0000 2016
  • I’ve lost 3 people to cancer in past 3 months alone. Here’s how to reduce your risk How to reduce your cancer risk https://t.co/gO3n8kEJLH Fri Aug 26 04:42:11 +0000 2016
  • How to reduce your cancer risk https://t.co/gO3n8kEJLH Fri Aug 26 04:40:51 +0000 2016
  • Separated at Birth, part 119 https://t.co/NkL1uLkUWM https://t.co/kwK6vWjk9T Fri Aug 26 04:24:55 +0000 2016
  • @yayayarndiva https://t.co/nUj26d1WiC Fri Aug 26 03:15:30 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/7rvn2q5oK6 Fri Aug 26 03:02:07 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert we will watch it (again) next geek night Fri Aug 26 02:25:31 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert @Alimak_P oh so THAT is beneath you. I see. Fri Aug 26 01:58:08 +0000 2016
  • .@DavidBilbert will @Alimak_P let you quit your job to pursue this? https://t.co/0HN0jinZ4C Fri Aug 26 01:49:45 +0000 2016
  • I feel like offending a bunch of people today. So here we go… https://t.co/tNU4P3X9tm Fri Aug 26 01:37:45 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/pyCri0lwkz Fri Aug 26 01:19:30 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert @NWGPhotos no Fri Aug 26 01:11:46 +0000 2016
  • Someone in Toronto is killing people with a crossbow? Yep, time for a break from all news. https://t.co/XsPulhwkLK Fri Aug 26 01:10:18 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/WMhrTk51WA Fri Aug 26 00:34:29 +0000 2016
  • .@DavidBilbert https://t.co/K61l0a0TSt Fri Aug 26 00:30:19 +0000 2016
  • The pug life https://t.co/tIBO8x8Aed Fri Aug 26 00:13:36 +0000 2016
  • I was also a “Valid Victorian” https://t.co/wiPmGcUtbF Fri Aug 26 00:11:20 +0000 2016
  • 😮 https://t.co/Vd1CRDe8Z2 Fri Aug 26 00:06:40 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/MTE31sQ2m9 Fri Aug 26 00:05:31 +0000 2016
  • Italian imam posts photos of nuns on beach: FB account blocked https://t.co/sOiTkmaSqu Thu Aug 25 23:39:47 +0000 2016
  • Today is Janmashtami, a Hindu commemoration of the birth of Krishna. So glad I now have students in India who remind me of these things 🙂 Thu Aug 25 22:32:02 +0000 2016
  • ha ha https://t.co/Kil6H2uUYg Thu Aug 25 13:04:33 +0000 2016
  • If you stick your tongue out and pretend to shake pepper into your mouth, you can actually taste it. Go on. Try it! Thu Aug 25 12:59:50 +0000 2016
  • Are anti-bullying rules preventing critical thinking? https://t.co/ZRWUOjWm8f Thu Aug 25 12:50:45 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/YuthEosqjD Thu Aug 25 12:47:33 +0000 2016
  • RT @AmyClancyUK: The #BurkiniBan – ‘C’est ridicule!’ © Amy Clancy (@AmyClancyUK) https://t.co/yohgEJ6G2J Thu Aug 25 12:46:42 +0000 2016
  • ‘ Whether women cover or uncover their bodies, seems we’re always, always ‘asking for it.’ -@jk_rowling Thu Aug 25 12:42:21 +0000 2016
  • you have to see this interview with D-Bag Ryan Lochte…. and wait for the interviewers’ reactions. https://t.co/NzrhbgtfiJ Thu Aug 25 12:40:46 +0000 2016
  • Seth MacFarlane’s impression of Ryan Lochte https://t.co/XFN0BrogJR (non-Americans can listen to it here: https://t.co/RrRxzW4MwY) Thu Aug 25 12:38:15 +0000 2016
  • you have to see this interview with D-Bag Ryan Lochte…. and wait for the interviewers’ reactions. https://t.co/sHssIlW6uJ Thu Aug 25 12:29:11 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert Talk to your wife about these. You’re off yours. https://t.co/WSJkrvdDeY Thu Aug 25 02:27:31 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert harassment and threats are what keep Twitter going. Duh. Thu Aug 25 01:57:09 +0000 2016
  • Banned from Twitter for tweeting copyrighted Olympics material? One more reason I hate the Olympics. https://t.co/seUbAjUxXR Wed Aug 24 23:47:07 +0000 2016
  • As a man, my only complaint with gender-neutral bathrooms is that now the lineups just got way longer. Wed Aug 24 23:25:57 +0000 2016
  • I think it’s great that Usain Bolt donated all $20 million of his Olympic “earnings” to charity. But since when do Olympians earn anything? Wed Aug 24 19:05:17 +0000 2016
  • This is awesome @DavidBilbert @RedParrots https://t.co/FuboQxL9bE Wed Aug 24 18:36:49 +0000 2016
  • Just re-watched The Bourne Identity. Rare that a movie is better than the book it’s based on. Wed Aug 24 17:42:30 +0000 2016
  • You know, you can be a carnivore and still oppose animal torture. Just because you’re gonna eat it, doesn’t mean you have to abuse it first. Wed Aug 24 17:29:49 +0000 2016
  • Jeffrey Veldjesgraaf, you are a piece of shit. Wed Aug 24 17:23:47 +0000 2016
  • “These are not humans, you dumb frickin’ broad.” With that, I no longer weep for the demise of human “civilization”. https://t.co/VmZsDSAcRm Wed Aug 24 17:07:48 +0000 2016
  • Global health research position at Harvard https://t.co/7wVzX75kCU Wed Aug 24 17:03:22 +0000 2016
  • Living in a secular state means that religion does not influence policy. It doesn’t mean you get to shit on people’s beliefs or attire. Wed Aug 24 14:49:48 +0000 2016
  • Rush Limbaugh warns that federally paid ‘lesbian farmers’ could invade your town #sweeeeet https://t.co/hwzoOE0mmo Wed Aug 24 14:45:37 +0000 2016
  • A link between diphenhydramine (eg Gravol & Benadryl) and dementia? Sounds like a job for @sciencemonkeyca https://t.co/oikDQcGWsg Wed Aug 24 14:40:51 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert a lot of that going on Wed Aug 24 14:40:24 +0000 2016
  • Someone commented on the burkini fiasco in an appropriately eloquent way. It’s “fascism masquerading as secularism.” Wed Aug 24 14:35:54 +0000 2016
  • Separated at Birth, part 118 https://t.co/oL0MVOzK9T https://t.co/TbzN967WfJ Wed Aug 24 14:31:06 +0000 2016
  • Dear Muslim woman forced by French police to remover her burkini: get a sunburn and sue the fuckers. Wed Aug 24 13:04:15 +0000 2016
  • Watched this great doc last night, on theories about Kubrick’s masterpiece, “The Shining” https://t.co/73oXNuWqFe Wed Aug 24 12:03:00 +0000 2016
  • Fierce https://t.co/kpH7efLZDv Tue Aug 23 20:21:52 +0000 2016
  • 3 people followed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/i4wROJafrk Tue Aug 23 19:16:09 +0000 2016
  • How did I miss the “masterpiece” in 1985 https://t.co/LelMSpDERK Tue Aug 23 17:01:13 +0000 2016
  • Supergirl is a horrible show. But Lynda Carter is now on it & she’s 65! There’s a lot of good looking in this photo. https://t.co/OG18jsMM93 Tue Aug 23 12:15:14 +0000 2016
  • Maybe I should have watched the Olympics after all… https://t.co/mAnDfToXlf Tue Aug 23 12:10:33 +0000 2016
  • #progressivetoys https://t.co/ZokMnZzaak Tue Aug 23 12:09:39 +0000 2016
  • Dick Van Dyke does impromptu a capella “Chitty Chitty Bang Bang” at Denny’s! https://t.co/GsltrlMg3m Tue Aug 23 12:00:16 +0000 2016
  • He looks like a Pokemon @DavidBilbert https://t.co/rYmxwqIgdm Tue Aug 23 04:52:25 +0000 2016
  • Watching “The Big Short” right now. Feels like a stylistic rip-off of “24 Hour Party People” #fb Mon Aug 22 23:07:47 +0000 2016
  • “agreement between Wynne and OMA was an attempt to blame doctors for Liberal mismanagement of the healthcare system” https://t.co/ap1s1eicaI Mon Aug 22 13:21:00 +0000 2016
  • Thought of you, @DavidBilbert https://t.co/kyBYS35z3q Mon Aug 22 00:15:07 +0000 2016
  • Always amused/concerned to discover that people I’ve never heard of, met, nor contacted have already pre-blocked me on Twitter. Sun Aug 21 16:22:28 +0000 2016
  • Selling some unused, unopened flea/tick meds for a small dog: https://t.co/c2VmG9x8rA? Sun Aug 21 16:08:14 +0000 2016
  • I’m selling my wifi microscope on Ebay: https://t.co/Q0YRUEvkPC? Sun Aug 21 16:06:48 +0000 2016
  • “Kit Harington (Jon Snow) had no idea his name was Christopher until he was 11 years old. It’s true – he really does know nothing.” Sun Aug 21 12:15:46 +0000 2016
  • Latest @sciencemonkeyca episode asks, is it really healthier to be slightly overweight? https://t.co/Al5jsNzAgV Sun Aug 21 04:05:51 +0000 2016
  • Episode 14 – Is Being Overweight Healthy? Fat Chance. https://t.co/Al5jsNRb8t Sun Aug 21 04:04:50 +0000 2016
  • I’m choosing UFC202 over the The Hip concert tonight. Sorry, but there’s a lesser chance of reading spoilers about the concert. Sun Aug 21 02:04:46 +0000 2016
  • What I learned today: “signature” is an anagram of “tiger anus” Sat Aug 20 17:04:43 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert i don’t know any of those words Sat Aug 20 16:15:30 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert what’s so fun about that fact? None. That’s how much fun. Sat Aug 20 15:22:16 +0000 2016
  • My lamest ever media “appearance”. From 16 years ago. https://t.co/sd45kny1MY Sat Aug 20 15:12:49 +0000 2016
  • Do I watch #UFC202 or the last #TragicallyHip concert? Why not both? Sat Aug 20 13:37:40 +0000 2016
  • @adr no one will believe you. everything thinks you’re a crazy person. and they might be right. Sat Aug 20 03:10:34 +0000 2016
  • .@adr oops, John, had to delete that tweet! forgot it was public! Sat Aug 20 03:08:15 +0000 2016
  • one person followed me and 5 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/i4wROJafrk Fri Aug 19 20:45:41 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert 😮 Fri Aug 19 15:45:13 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/TcZMp0ykYH Fri Aug 19 15:36:00 +0000 2016
  • For @DavidBilbert : how to prevent demon possession https://t.co/KlVUS90yOO Fri Aug 19 15:35:01 +0000 2016
  • RT @MattMcGorry: “White male privilege is why we laugh at Ryan Lochte and vilify Gabby Douglas #LochteGate” by @emmaladyrose https://t.co/l… Fri Aug 19 00:13:40 +0000 2016
  • RT @nedostup: The sad part is that Michael Phelps would have trashed that gas station bathroom twice as fast. #LochteGate Fri Aug 19 00:13:32 +0000 2016
  • @spencerphil so touched you thought of me Thu Aug 18 22:52:21 +0000 2016
  • It’s a proud Indian name AND adjective https://t.co/M5NV1ZLGz9 Thu Aug 18 21:26:23 +0000 2016
  • “Racism is not merely a simplistic hatred. It is, more often, broad sympathy toward some and broader skepticism toward others…” Thu Aug 18 20:20:17 +0000 2016
  • Animated GIF of the day https://t.co/mwsNmGWa59 Thu Aug 18 20:17:38 +0000 2016
  • First ever head transplant will happen in one year. Meh. Why not. https://t.co/4HEYAYhXZw Thu Aug 18 19:34:01 +0000 2016
  • Adulthood doesn’t begin until 25 now, because the world sucks and everything is terrible https://t.co/KyCPB0u4Du Thu Aug 18 19:17:27 +0000 2016
  • Canada’s Fundamental Science Review https://t.co/kbbrd3OuxR Thu Aug 18 18:34:03 +0000 2016
  • Ryan Lochte lied about being robbed. What? A jock douchebag turns out to be a jock douchebag? I’m SHOCKED! https://t.co/ApVYGry6UY Thu Aug 18 18:00:23 +0000 2016
  • I defy you to find a patootie that isn’t also a cutie. I defy you! #fb Thu Aug 18 13:42:54 +0000 2016
  • One of the few simple joys remaining to this old man is a long wee after holding it way too long. #fb Wed Aug 17 16:17:59 +0000 2016
  • I learned of ancient Mississipi cultures as an Anthropology undergrad & was shocked hadn’t known this stuff prior https://t.co/RWkzsbbD5o Wed Aug 17 13:17:20 +0000 2016
  • Priapism wasn’t the king of Troy? Wed Aug 17 07:58:00 +0000 2016
  • Anthony Bourdain eloquently on that irredeemable war criminal, Henry Kissinger…. https://t.co/jdi9BuBcbz Wed Aug 17 05:33:15 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/EZ6Gor85r4 Wed Aug 17 02:00:12 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/curw393AFW Wed Aug 17 01:58:48 +0000 2016
  • Nazis aren’t what they used to be https://t.co/qZUDkurjF0 Wed Aug 17 01:37:48 +0000 2016
  • “Rember” what? That you’re a jingoistic idiot? https://t.co/prnQiX4fjP Wed Aug 17 01:35:43 +0000 2016
  • RT @ottawanag: @deonandan Bing: It’s a search engine. Not a find engine. Wed Aug 17 01:34:18 +0000 2016
  • .@DavidBilbert https://t.co/veeEoUwtyu Wed Aug 17 01:28:27 +0000 2016
  • iSmart is an alarm company. However they might have chosen their logo poorly. When you turn it upside down…. https://t.co/BO2JyDFhdl Wed Aug 17 01:25:48 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/QfrI9VQfNV Wed Aug 17 01:23:14 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/CUegC2Adhg Wed Aug 17 01:22:27 +0000 2016
  • @ottawanag bah Wed Aug 17 01:22:17 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/nWO5A5nmBK Wed Aug 17 01:20:57 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/5uCZhOdzQJ Wed Aug 17 01:20:12 +0000 2016
  • .@DavidBilbert https://t.co/lfyez9t2dg Wed Aug 17 01:19:10 +0000 2016
  • Ha! https://t.co/10LkxfjF4N Tue Aug 16 19:46:41 +0000 2016
  • Professional golfers are likely to have oddly shaped hip joints https://t.co/4PlzuSR2dI Tue Aug 16 19:44:44 +0000 2016
  • Acetaminophen during pregnancy may increase risk of hyperactivity in kids https://t.co/i2VP60Wxnp Tue Aug 16 18:45:31 +0000 2016
  • Stranger Things, season 1… or How I Miss The 80s https://t.co/us8c6NCVW5 https://t.co/4AZ8JiuuuF Mon Aug 15 21:15:15 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert https://t.co/0w7zCng52G Mon Aug 15 20:42:22 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert https://t.co/G7CX7qTNxv Mon Aug 15 20:36:43 +0000 2016
  • @vadum i want that Mon Aug 15 20:36:13 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert https://t.co/PRGFYppj7u Mon Aug 15 20:35:42 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert https://t.co/3gv8RvvK6C Mon Aug 15 20:34:26 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert you people looking for rationality in the Olympics amuse me Mon Aug 15 20:33:48 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert https://t.co/phQR4QhZ8t Mon Aug 15 20:32:09 +0000 2016
  • This actually makes me hungry for an ice cream sandwich https://t.co/FgmrWukSjJ Mon Aug 15 20:28:09 +0000 2016
  • @vadum we have to put them somewhere Mon Aug 15 20:27:43 +0000 2016
  • Help! That man took my snatch! https://t.co/OgVI6640A3 Mon Aug 15 20:27:19 +0000 2016
  • ….@DavidBilbert https://t.co/H7LCvka3sV Mon Aug 15 20:26:33 +0000 2016
  • Know why good employees leave? It’s not the employer, salary or work conditions. It’s the bloody supervisor. https://t.co/US7x0LgTAf Mon Aug 15 20:20:35 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert yeah well you’re a boob towel, too. Mon Aug 15 19:47:04 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert I’m a boob towel? Mon Aug 15 19:43:58 +0000 2016
  • If Al Gore had known that social media would be dominated by racist grammar-impaired 12 year olds, he would have never invented the Internet Mon Aug 15 19:36:55 +0000 2016
  • One of the pluses of not being a sports fan: the table with its back to the TV is always open at the pub. #fb Mon Aug 15 19:17:25 +0000 2016
  • 10 people followed me and 3 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Mon Aug 15 18:54:57 +0000 2016
  • Been long time coming: Scottish unis actively trying to recruit more male students. Waiting for the shit storm… https://t.co/LuxMw01ZDe Mon Aug 15 18:52:27 +0000 2016
  • “a major factor driving increasing costs is the constant expansion of university administration” https://t.co/RzHGR4UlvD Mon Aug 15 13:51:30 +0000 2016
  • Admin is at the heart of rising tuition. And I don’t mean more secretaries. https://t.co/wnIVtgMkfa Mon Aug 15 13:50:23 +0000 2016
  • Today would have been the 128th birthday of T.E. Lawrence “of Arabia” #fb Mon Aug 15 12:34:46 +0000 2016
  • Suicide Squad: Why It Failed https://t.co/6wwuS1a1d5 https://t.co/NHi6rH7prz Mon Aug 15 12:31:19 +0000 2016
  • “Hot dogs are like strippers: no one wants to know the back story.” -Jim Gaffigan #fb Mon Aug 15 04:24:29 +0000 2016
  • There is no justification for rising tuition prices https://t.co/VLfG1WzlkB Mon Aug 15 04:22:37 +0000 2016
  • “The fortune in every fortune cookie should be, ‘You are about to eat a stale cookie.'” -Jim Gaffigan #fb Mon Aug 15 04:21:03 +0000 2016
  • “3000 years ago, they were doing brain surgery in China. Yet they still haven’t figured out dessert.” -Jim Gaffigan #fb Mon Aug 15 04:20:35 +0000 2016
  • Don’t forget… your delicious lobster is just an underwater roach https://t.co/hJQjLAzxrg https://t.co/4jhFrvWBvj Mon Aug 15 04:18:49 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/FHo4MDQZYC Mon Aug 15 04:15:01 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/VpM1GozwLd Mon Aug 15 04:14:04 +0000 2016
  • “Kale is a superfood, and its super power is tasting bad.” -Jim Gaffigan #fb Mon Aug 15 03:59:20 +0000 2016
  • “Kale is like a really bitter spinach…. with hair.” -Jim Gaffigan #fb Mon Aug 15 03:59:02 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/UwpBj4rYe7 Mon Aug 15 03:58:32 +0000 2016
  • People suck https://t.co/Zjflo8Q6iT Mon Aug 15 03:57:58 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/oXwa174StR Mon Aug 15 03:56:37 +0000 2016
  • My Donald Trump shirt…. made in Bangladesh https://t.co/gHQkeip9yB Mon Aug 15 02:41:23 +0000 2016
  • Twitter Tweets from 7-1-16 to 7-31-16 https://t.co/wyKBQnLtbI Mon Aug 15 01:57:08 +0000 2016
  • We are in the golden age of communication. Yet idiots like Katrina Pierson dominate our public discourse. Sun Aug 14 21:14:12 +0000 2016
  • In honour of things batshit crazy, today I’m wearing my Donald Trump shirt. (which I got on sale at Winners) https://t.co/GxQdOfrtaI Sun Aug 14 14:08:31 +0000 2016
  • Critics vs Audience ratings for ALL DC & Marvel movies @DavidBilbert https://t.co/CtYRERuPHf Sun Aug 14 03:51:09 +0000 2016
  • Learn Epidemiology online with @LecturioMed https://t.co/MfRnw5Aoeh Sun Aug 14 00:03:04 +0000 2016
  • #StrangerThings https://t.co/Nhair80ljM Sat Aug 13 23:54:35 +0000 2016
  • RT @ShaunKing: I don’t care what happened, this is police brutality. Those knees & punches to the back of his could be fatal. https://t.co/… Sat Aug 13 04:05:35 +0000 2016
  • RT @rezaaslan: Come on man. Not Shah Rukh Khan. https://t.co/unPIAzvcAF Sat Aug 13 04:04:28 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert balls deep Sat Aug 13 01:58:06 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert episode 7 right now Sat Aug 13 01:57:50 +0000 2016
  • We truly are in the Golden age of television #StrangerThings #fb Sat Aug 13 01:56:09 +0000 2016
  • Pentagon bans Pokemon Go over espionage fears, and also because it’s flippin’ stupid. https://t.co/aWFDtbowM6 @DavidBilbert Fri Aug 12 22:10:25 +0000 2016
  • WTF is this? Award for most improved labia? https://t.co/AEYlfPYLSr Fri Aug 12 19:00:58 +0000 2016
  • Unhappiness is when you put your fitted cotton shirt in the drier by mistake. D’ohh! #fb Fri Aug 12 18:12:06 +0000 2016
  • .@DavidBilbert a FB friend has a pokemon art thingy that you would understand more than me https://t.co/0V6lTetcUT Fri Aug 12 17:35:04 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/UpAYvgddzx Fri Aug 12 15:45:48 +0000 2016
  • The brilliance of “Stranger Things” is that it’s set in the 1980s. Everything was better in the 80s. Fri Aug 12 15:39:41 +0000 2016
  • @dianamchard junk food time! Fri Aug 12 12:56:16 +0000 2016
  • Today I turn 49. Wanted to remember what I looked like at 32. https://t.co/xtWReYt3BO Fri Aug 12 12:43:14 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert you’re quite the yashole these days Thu Aug 11 22:15:06 +0000 2016
  • RT @OttawaCitizen: ‘Only a matter of time’: Canada’s first baby with Zika-related birth defects reported https://t.co/NwkSYWOC2a https://t.… Thu Aug 11 21:54:45 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert DC has decided it doesn’t want to exist Thu Aug 11 21:53:11 +0000 2016
  • also this, @DavidBilbert https://t.co/m5FnwWhEbY Thu Aug 11 20:51:46 +0000 2016
  • .@DavidBilbert you should have kids just so you can do this https://t.co/q6Z74SMrbv Thu Aug 11 20:50:57 +0000 2016
  • I seem to recall there used to be a rapper named Jung MC, but that might have been a dream. Thu Aug 11 20:47:01 +0000 2016
  • News abuzz over Aaron Driver’s “troubled past” that led him to ISIS. Had he been brown, it would be about his foreignness & “evil” religion Thu Aug 11 20:41:56 +0000 2016
  • Michael Phelps should engage in some conscious uncupping Thu Aug 11 20:36:17 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert to be “I..N..T..I..N..U..E…D…” Thu Aug 11 20:33:28 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert …T…E. Thu Aug 11 20:31:29 +0000 2016
  • Hey @DavidBilbert check out this study title that @JustHerod alerted me to: https://t.co/FnGWUCzDqy Thu Aug 11 18:55:19 +0000 2016
  • @JustHerod AWESOME. Touched you thought of me. Thu Aug 11 18:54:31 +0000 2016
  • Why do people bother asking me to spell my name over the phone? You know this isn’t going to end well. Thu Aug 11 18:38:30 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert not sure if I can make it. Depends on when the GF leaves for Iceland. Thu Aug 11 17:31:02 +0000 2016
  • 4 people followed me and 3 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Thu Aug 11 17:29:34 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert buuuurrrrrrn Thu Aug 11 17:27:01 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert isnt that the next CBCD meeting? Thu Aug 11 17:20:06 +0000 2016
  • Trump should talk about titties more often. https://t.co/07DbzIkboe Thu Aug 11 16:06:29 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert technically it’s tomorrow, so you’d better have something new tomorrow Thu Aug 11 16:02:02 +0000 2016
  • .@DavidBilbert want to kill a day? browse the expired domains for sale for $5 (click bargain basement) https://t.co/zNJ6sitKDL Thu Aug 11 14:10:11 +0000 2016
  • I don’t eat pig anymore, but bacon was always a weakness. This photo puts an end to that. Nipple with your bacon? https://t.co/2LEAqux1p4 Thu Aug 11 13:51:00 +0000 2016
  • Passive aggression at its finest https://t.co/KBPRom48Z9 Thu Aug 11 13:49:12 +0000 2016
  • Youth facilitator position in Sioux Lookout https://t.co/F5m09BMZl5 Thu Aug 11 13:13:14 +0000 2016
  • Health planner position in Sioux Lookout https://t.co/faRk6hI7EZ Thu Aug 11 13:12:27 +0000 2016
  • This is what a reply principled man does https://t.co/f5L8JDnT5g Thu Aug 11 11:06:59 +0000 2016
  • RT @Alex_Parker: Can’t sleep because I realized that a Trump presidency would explain why there are no time travelers from the future. Thu Aug 11 11:05:57 +0000 2016
  • Whenever I read news coming out of “Davos” I feel a chilling fear of Daleks. #fb Wed Aug 10 23:10:51 +0000 2016
  • .@DavidBilbert https://t.co/AOPMsOVPDN Wed Aug 10 17:40:06 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert you owe me a cure for herpes. Bastard! Wed Aug 10 17:35:07 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert go explore. I’ll give you $5. Wed Aug 10 17:27:44 +0000 2016
  • I think @DavidBilbert and @Alimak_P should have played this at their wedding https://t.co/BJzWD2UYFT Wed Aug 10 17:02:11 +0000 2016
  • Want to see a GOOD Suicide Squad movie? Watch the animated “Assault on Arkham” instead. Wed Aug 10 15:29:08 +0000 2016
  • Did the Inuit discover Scotland in 1682? https://t.co/obQdOVUnlH Wed Aug 10 15:22:10 +0000 2016
  • Assange claims HRC sold weapons to ISIS https://t.co/uJfKPLnIq7 Wed Aug 10 15:21:43 +0000 2016
  • Was just thinking about “Jung Drivers of Canada”, where young people sit behind the wheel and dream about the collective unconscious. Wed Aug 10 14:32:11 +0000 2016
  • Wow. Toronto Star lays off 50-60 employees. Traditional journalism is really in crisis. Tue Aug 09 23:41:38 +0000 2016
  • @RedParrots we all have access to Wikipedia. There is no excuse. Tue Aug 09 23:38:52 +0000 2016
  • I’d watch the Olympics if, instead of countries, teams represented drug companies. Let’s see who makes the best PEDs! Tue Aug 09 23:37:55 +0000 2016
  • RT @jonathanchait: Trump vindicated about one thing: Cruz HAS been photographed with a guy who plotted a presidential assassination: https:… Tue Aug 09 23:30:56 +0000 2016
  • @McGeeMeghan @ithinkwellHugh now you tell me! Tue Aug 09 23:29:46 +0000 2016
  • Now this is just mean…. https://t.co/uadE47MwSR Tue Aug 09 23:27:35 +0000 2016
  • #Prince https://t.co/wWQUeYB0YG Tue Aug 09 23:21:59 +0000 2016
  • “Redneck murders are hard to solve. There are not dental records and all of the DNA is the same.” Tue Aug 09 23:21:17 +0000 2016
  • Yes, this is mean. But I’m in a mean mood. https://t.co/Szm93CcIEd Tue Aug 09 23:20:38 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/SAPjDGZwjJ Tue Aug 09 23:19:17 +0000 2016
  • @RedParrots I find this unratified amendment fascinating. As Lord of Sealand, it would concern me if I were American https://t.co/4PDE4nuWkv Tue Aug 09 23:14:29 +0000 2016
  • Is Pokemon racist? If so, I blame @DavidBilbert. I also blame him for slavery and cholera and New Coke. https://t.co/xVGw95PH9X Tue Aug 09 23:07:28 +0000 2016
  • Awwww foxes are so cute. Who are these fuckers who want to hunt them? https://t.co/CxmFBp1kbZ Tue Aug 09 23:05:11 +0000 2016
  • Kind of curious how many Americans know all the amendments to their Constitution, and not just the 2nd one. Tue Aug 09 23:01:56 +0000 2016
  • @adr This is why you fail, my friend. This is why we all fail. Tue Aug 09 22:55:34 +0000 2016
  • “there is nothing like the wrath of angry entitled liberals disguised as feminists”… Love the anger @HadaniDitmars https://t.co/qDlFFtXZs0 Tue Aug 09 22:54:07 +0000 2016
  • @adr hey, I’m in the same boat. I own a fake wrestling belt that I’m not ashamed to pose with. https://t.co/uYdBRvYE0G Tue Aug 09 22:48:53 +0000 2016
  • @adr No. You’re a librarian. You will never be cool. Sorry to break it to you. Tue Aug 09 22:43:59 +0000 2016
  • So now people are tattooing their eyeballs. Sigh. All right, it looks kinda cool. I’ll give ’em that. Tue Aug 09 22:40:25 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/gQof27OprV Tue Aug 09 18:42:16 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/DFfsAMpBZ7 Tue Aug 09 18:41:43 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/hMHKsxezjP Tue Aug 09 18:41:03 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/Pf2fAaw2IS Tue Aug 09 18:40:34 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert Thanks, Obama! Tue Aug 09 15:36:06 +0000 2016
  • Can’t afford an elephant for your Hindu wedding? No problem. https://t.co/UF0HKfL4oE Tue Aug 09 15:20:40 +0000 2016
  • India in 2016: you’re more likely to own a laptop than a mirror https://t.co/ENEURJ7vnU Tue Aug 09 15:19:02 +0000 2016
  • Screw you, Asian toilets! https://t.co/JrBcsKLuZH Tue Aug 09 15:17:19 +0000 2016
  • Crime in Canada rose for the first time in 2015, led by cities in Western Canada. https://t.co/qWgPWEKkk6 Tue Aug 09 15:07:07 +0000 2016
  • @mikozlowski he can do to the economy what @billclinton did to his intern Tue Aug 09 15:05:30 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert bulletproof black man in a hoodie. He enjoys traffic stops. Tue Aug 09 15:04:50 +0000 2016
  • Looking forward to next @munkdebate on the US election, Sep 30. https://t.co/5rVTsqbIAg Tue Aug 09 14:07:51 +0000 2016
  • @jayeldee I have a student starting on it. We’d like to submit ethics by Sep 1st. Wonder if you’re free for a phone call or skype next week? Tue Aug 09 13:48:09 +0000 2016
  • @jayeldee zod, i wish i was turning 43 today. I turn 49 on friday. Happy birthday! Tue Aug 09 13:39:22 +0000 2016
  • @jayeldee hey did you get my email about a research project? are you available for a meeting soon? Tue Aug 09 13:38:59 +0000 2016
  • Q: What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? A: “Aye matey!” Tue Aug 09 12:39:04 +0000 2016
  • @RedParrots sadly, it might apply to all of us Tue Aug 09 12:37:34 +0000 2016
  • Weird things trend on Twitter. Case in point: my feed is light up over an albino #raccoon https://t.co/HHqyqIKYZE Tue Aug 09 12:22:00 +0000 2016
  • Well, Jeb Bush’s son just endorsed Donald Trump. Kinda fun watching the Bush family implode politically. https://t.co/v5pklAcs6W Tue Aug 09 12:20:36 +0000 2016
  • What was the first creature humans domesticated for food? SNAILS https://t.co/ilAJqCOlLN Tue Aug 09 12:12:26 +0000 2016
  • Street food hawker serving $1.50 meals awarded Michelin star https://t.co/6YJxSfcfrm Tue Aug 09 11:41:29 +0000 2016
  • Why are young men from the Caribbean joining ISIS? https://t.co/6uPTxSQ0O0 Tue Aug 09 01:22:05 +0000 2016
  • Everyone knows academics need to engage with media. But please tell the universities, who punish us for it. https://t.co/xadiCtElxu Tue Aug 09 01:13:25 +0000 2016
  • So now it’s “mansplaining” even when it’s not a man doing the talking. I don’t understand anything anymore. I’m glad I’m old. Mon Aug 08 23:57:54 +0000 2016
  • Child dies after anthrax-infected deer thaws out. Wonder what else will be thawing out soon? #climatechange https://t.co/2w5D5VVZwo Mon Aug 08 23:43:35 +0000 2016
  • So Bill c-24 and c-51 are still on the books, right? Maybe it’s time for fewer shirtless photo opps and more action erasing these blights? Mon Aug 08 23:40:20 +0000 2016
  • Just ordered chicken curry and roti DELIVERY. Not sure if my ancestors will ever forgive me. #caribbeanpride Mon Aug 08 23:37:13 +0000 2016
  • RT @jackiekashian: Guys,If you don’t like the term”Christian terrorist”bc you know Christians & they aren’t terrorists..that’s what Muslims… Mon Aug 08 23:23:10 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert They’re a reliable yet modest automobile Mon Aug 08 21:40:13 +0000 2016
  • Once, a “hero” discovered life-saving drugs or rescued kittens from a fire. Today, a “hero” is someone who gets over an eating disorder. Mon Aug 08 21:39:31 +0000 2016
  • who is Tyler and why would I want to ask him anything? #AskTylerAnything Mon Aug 08 21:35:19 +0000 2016
  • Is @Snowden ok? https://t.co/EytlKqwRqS Mon Aug 08 21:24:42 +0000 2016
  • Right on schedule… the first Pokemon homicide https://t.co/ZQ1XfMVPLA Mon Aug 08 21:22:06 +0000 2016
  • Separated at Birth, part 117 https://t.co/7VmurRto8B https://t.co/y7r8HtvUTF Mon Aug 08 20:51:53 +0000 2016
  • Separated at Birth, part 116 https://t.co/TL2K5fn3F0 https://t.co/BulodxRSla Mon Aug 08 20:47:30 +0000 2016
  • New Jersey Dealer Refuses Sale Of Mercedes To Indian Man Fearing He’d ‘Sell It To The Taliban’ https://t.co/QfYkd1q8yY Mon Aug 08 20:13:47 +0000 2016
  • Popular vote doesn’t matter. But this site shows us who’s leading in which states https://t.co/aPlZAIpU8w #USElections Mon Aug 08 20:12:27 +0000 2016
  • This is kind of cool: Journal of Articles in Support of the Null Hypothesis https://t.co/5rGskWAsDi @nbarrowman Mon Aug 08 19:54:29 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/DlagKApU3I Mon Aug 08 19:43:28 +0000 2016
  • .@nbarrowman Chomsky says “hold your nose and vote Clinton” https://t.co/xBhsCLaj7y Mon Aug 08 19:34:19 +0000 2016
  • A neuroscientist explains what may be wrong with Trump supporters’ brains https://t.co/9pF6rFRbiL Mon Aug 08 19:25:31 +0000 2016
  • “Harper’s former communications director reveals how to manipulate media” https://t.co/x2BFQLTwqW Mon Aug 08 17:10:32 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert Ewww they’re cousins! Well they’re aliens, so technically it’s bestiality Mon Aug 08 16:16:32 +0000 2016
  • The slow creep of social conservatism became a sprint around the turn of the century. I can’t be the only one noticing this. Mon Aug 08 16:12:09 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert check out how the Germans covered it. You can almost hear the heavy bass. https://t.co/zbkgJk9RC6 Mon Aug 08 16:05:41 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert Most people were expecting this: http://211.149.234.79:81/d/file/1/2016/06/01/1464749950369058257.gif Mon Aug 08 16:03:13 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert yes once that story broke, her name broke Google image search Mon Aug 08 16:01:58 +0000 2016
  • Now we have swarmings on Ottawa buses? So Ottawa has caught up to the mid 1980s at last? https://t.co/KXJfckwyj5 Mon Aug 08 16:00:57 +0000 2016
  • Woman thrown off OCTRANSPO bus for her outfit. Now I’m convinced the world is getting stupider https://t.co/UZh4j5dqef Mon Aug 08 15:58:49 +0000 2016
  • If HRC gets elected, she wouldn’t be the 1st American woman to be the President of a country. Janet Jagan was. https://t.co/rUdLQGEhr8 Mon Aug 08 15:42:21 +0000 2016
  • What to do if you are guilty of “Flying While Muslim” https://t.co/Pz0AE5yx1o Mon Aug 08 14:52:06 +0000 2016
  • Thought of you, @DavidBilbert https://t.co/mEl4pS5uUu Mon Aug 08 12:59:07 +0000 2016
  • 3 people followed me and one person unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VjCeC Sun Aug 07 17:30:53 +0000 2016
  • Selling my 1/8″ male to 1/4″ male audio cable https://t.co/svomrPtlsF? Sun Aug 07 16:55:17 +0000 2016
  • Selling my USB Digital Microscope on Ebay: https://t.co/wb1HRu3yAy? Sun Aug 07 16:25:26 +0000 2016
  • Selling my Dell S-Video TV-out Cable on Ebay: https://t.co/YPIvESpiak? Sun Aug 07 16:14:40 +0000 2016
  • Selling my airplane headphone adapter jack on Ebay: https://t.co/gZx2XYRn8a? Sun Aug 07 15:58:46 +0000 2016
  • @RedParrots Nope. About 65%. It’s a bit of a game. Sun Aug 07 15:57:47 +0000 2016
  • @RedParrots Efficient? Since I’m selling them for pennies, no. But it wastes time, and I do get rid of the niggling items Sun Aug 07 15:54:40 +0000 2016
  • Selling my RJ11 phone Cable Female to Female connector plug joiner coupler on Ebay https://t.co/hxIujNG5wD? Sun Aug 07 15:52:40 +0000 2016
  • Selling my 1/2″ to RCA stereo audio cable on Ebay: https://t.co/Nk9RBigbrn? Sun Aug 07 15:47:14 +0000 2016
  • Selling my 6-foot 4-pin s-video male-to-male cable on Ebay: https://t.co/fXFB5EuENE? Sun Aug 07 15:41:34 +0000 2016
  • Selling my FitBit USB dongle on Ebay: https://t.co/ccKXqYLaBC? Sun Aug 07 15:35:46 +0000 2016
  • Selling my 1/4″ to 1/8″ stereo audio adapter on Ebay https://t.co/EzO4GgOwNX? Sun Aug 07 15:33:41 +0000 2016
  • Selling my Female RCA to S-Video Male Adapter on Ebay https://t.co/rFcMOL3OzI? Sun Aug 07 15:31:13 +0000 2016
  • selling my 1/8″ to 1/4″ audio adapter on Ebay https://t.co/yxsn6CO6tj? Sun Aug 07 15:28:17 +0000 2016
  • Amazing how the White House has normalized extra judicial murder https://t.co/GBXeAYP0nV #fb Sun Aug 07 14:52:36 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/eY5vf1QcWB Sun Aug 07 14:29:51 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/RlY4c9vz3J Sun Aug 07 14:22:57 +0000 2016
  • ‘Loving wife’ and ‘longtime girlfriend’ place dueling obituaries after N.J. man’s death https://t.co/hJ6I3S5tLf Sun Aug 07 14:22:08 +0000 2016
  • If someone is “uncomfortable” that a Muslim is on her flight, then maybe she should be removed, not the Muslim https://t.co/FXDeILXz8P Sun Aug 07 14:18:21 +0000 2016
  • Brexit supporters want British passports without French words… except “passport” is a French word https://t.co/cSh19RqRCW #idiots Sun Aug 07 14:15:24 +0000 2016
  • So idiot fans of bad DC movies want to shut down Rotten Tomatoes for telling truth about bad DC movies https://t.co/GUFYSeinRx Sun Aug 07 12:00:49 +0000 2016
  • Please leave taxidermy to the professionals https://t.co/RCt00tC41A Sun Aug 07 11:54:38 +0000 2016
  • 8 skills that every 18 year old should possess #loweredexpectations https://t.co/rr2NxYbNLg Sun Aug 07 11:09:34 +0000 2016
  • What will we do when Chomsky is gone? This is from a year ago, before the rise of Trump. https://t.co/1abTLvgG2G Sat Aug 06 18:48:08 +0000 2016
  • My name is trademarked & name of my company. Does this mean IOC will send me a fuck-you message for using #Rio2016? https://t.co/781pNNgNnh Sat Aug 06 17:39:20 +0000 2016
  • RT @KeithOlbermann: Another reason to hate the Olympics RT @andrewteman This is tremendous. #Rio2016 https://t.co/thRCLxhnKc Sat Aug 06 17:35:58 +0000 2016
  • I didn’t even know this was a worry https://t.co/gwffY48IXX Sat Aug 06 17:35:27 +0000 2016
  • JEEBUS CRIPES!!!!! https://t.co/PrMuwx2oQQ Sat Aug 06 17:34:20 +0000 2016
  • “I Replaced The Word ‘Millennials’ With ‘43-Year-Old White Men’ “…. https://t.co/ds59PDqb8U Sat Aug 06 17:33:26 +0000 2016
  • Donald Trump pledges to replace Constitution with the Ferengi Rules of Acquisition https://t.co/X3CgCvlJtv Sat Aug 06 17:30:41 +0000 2016
  • Two more people guilty of “flying while Muslim.” It’s the new “driving while black.” https://t.co/LzNwW0Ef2o Sat Aug 06 15:06:58 +0000 2016
  • I just uploaded ‘Role of Omega-3 Unsaturated Fatty Acids in the Postpartum Depression: Systematic R…’ to @academia! https://t.co/FLUDRmlukv Sat Aug 06 15:01:44 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert @washingtonpost know how I know you were reading? Your lips were moving. Sat Aug 06 14:41:33 +0000 2016
  • “Pizza guys are getting worse and worse looking. I guess all the good ones went into porn.” #fb Sat Aug 06 11:52:40 +0000 2016
  • Muslim woman detained after flight attendant reports her for ‘suspicious behavior.’ She was reading a book. https://t.co/nOIAu1m3iz Sat Aug 06 11:39:57 +0000 2016
  • I never got the hooplah about Clint Eastwood. Mediocre actor, carbon copy movies, and a bigoted shit of a man. Fri Aug 05 20:30:12 +0000 2016
  • Lone black firefighter’s house is torched because he’s back. And there’s no racism in the USA, you know. https://t.co/4S2pJTD8UN Fri Aug 05 19:48:38 +0000 2016
  • Man punched for speaking a “foreign language”. Oh I thought there was no racism in Canada? https://t.co/XggXWYWmMA Fri Aug 05 19:24:11 +0000 2016
  • “The dumb, dumb world of Malcolm Gladwell” https://t.co/RlUpKzIJSO Fri Aug 05 19:19:52 +0000 2016
  • @rondia https://t.co/thElIhkG16 Fri Aug 05 14:50:16 +0000 2016
  • @RedParrots It klangs for tea Fri Aug 05 14:04:34 +0000 2016
  • Someone just Googled me from a place called Klang. Now I know there’s a place called Klang. And it scares me. #fb Fri Aug 05 13:56:41 +0000 2016
  • “The IT Crowd” season 2 episode 1: funniest thing I’ve seen on TV in years! #fb Fri Aug 05 01:56:55 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert tell @Alimak_P to come saturday. She can keep @brittharr2 company during the geekfest Thu Aug 04 22:59:55 +0000 2016
  • Possibly the cutest thing you will see in your entire life https://t.co/EZUP0FPBib Thu Aug 04 18:18:19 +0000 2016
  • Okay, so there’s such a thing as “pokeporn”. But you knew this, @DavidBilbert Thu Aug 04 07:33:10 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/iZaD5e7v40 Thu Aug 04 03:13:36 +0000 2016
  • RIP Mel Hurtig #fb Thu Aug 04 03:00:17 +0000 2016
  • RT @JohnFugelsang: Stop being shocked at Clint Eastwood. You act like you never saw an 80 year old man talking to his stool. Thu Aug 04 02:59:08 +0000 2016
  • Even this statement by Humayun Khan’s commander is not immune from the most ignorant of comments https://t.co/09GvX9Gas8 Thu Aug 04 02:58:11 +0000 2016
  • RT @SarahBurris: When will Obama apologize for Nickleback? #KatrinaPiersonHistory Thu Aug 04 02:41:24 +0000 2016
  • There are the actual finalists for Miss Teen USA. I defy you to tell them apart. Go on. You can’t do it! https://t.co/G0BYpVEu1J Wed Aug 03 21:04:46 +0000 2016
  • Nice job, America. You could choose from 300 million people and you narrowed it down to this. https://t.co/qTFn57r9QB Wed Aug 03 21:01:21 +0000 2016
  • @RedParrots interesting: laws vary by states. Some ask you to vote for party, others for candidate. https://t.co/6vbxkySDre Wed Aug 03 20:48:27 +0000 2016
  • @RedParrots smarter people than us are devoting their entire careers to figuring this stuff out… and most of them will be wrong. #exciting Wed Aug 03 20:43:59 +0000 2016
  • “even if Trump wants to remove his name from many states’ ballots, it is unlikely that he will be able to do so. ” https://t.co/6vbxkySDre Wed Aug 03 20:43:21 +0000 2016
  • @RedParrots Even in Roman times, there were other empires that rivaled it (eg China and Mauryan empire in India). Wed Aug 03 20:42:14 +0000 2016
  • @RedParrots why must anyone take its place? Human history is one of multipolarity. The last 30 years have been a historical aberration. Wed Aug 03 20:35:48 +0000 2016
  • @RedParrots I predicted that Bush II presidency was beginning of the fall of the US empire. I think I was right. Wed Aug 03 20:31:54 +0000 2016
  • @RedParrots https://t.co/An5roMTIAi Wed Aug 03 20:29:38 +0000 2016
  • @RedParrots I’ve been exploring that question…. if he drops out, people can still vote for the GOP ticket, so GOP chooses Wed Aug 03 20:29:02 +0000 2016
  • I just invested 40 cents in predicting that Trump will drop out of the US race before Aug 31 https://t.co/pDxqFPPZMU Wed Aug 03 20:26:23 +0000 2016
  • Moon Express 1st company granted approval for 2017 moonshot. Why do they need anyone’s permission? https://t.co/pOvSdtXsA3 Wed Aug 03 20:22:14 +0000 2016
  • 2 people followed me and 3 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Wed Aug 03 18:23:50 +0000 2016
  • “When Einstein married his cousin Elsa, he broke one of the laws of relativity” #fb Wed Aug 03 17:50:16 +0000 2016
  • “My father used to say, ‘Whatever doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’…. up until the accident.” -Jimmy Carr Wed Aug 03 17:36:41 +0000 2016
  • “We should call every truth false which was not accompanied by at least one laugh.” -Nietzche Wed Aug 03 17:35:06 +0000 2016
  • “We should consider every day lost on which we have not danced at least once.” -Nietzche Wed Aug 03 17:34:21 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert you’re thinking of the combusforeskin Wed Aug 03 16:17:36 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert It’s the rarely seen Dickachu Wed Aug 03 16:09:08 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/6uOrlKjBlG Wed Aug 03 15:31:48 +0000 2016
  • I’ll have the beef with broccoli and a side order of diarrhea https://t.co/3Hds18YlVJ Wed Aug 03 15:31:29 +0000 2016
  • .@DavidBilbert be careful out there. your ass is spoken for. https://t.co/UCMoOqNFl4 Wed Aug 03 15:30:00 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/2B2a6kn3vs Wed Aug 03 15:28:37 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/6P96aLWbMi Wed Aug 03 15:28:21 +0000 2016
  • What happens if Trump drops out of the race before election day (Possible)? Does Hillary get acclaimed? That would be a democratic disaster. Wed Aug 03 14:48:40 +0000 2016
  • Fuck. This makes me hungry. https://t.co/Z0x80WaVfZ Tue Aug 02 23:52:01 +0000 2016
  • @dkaykay11 cha-ching! Tue Aug 02 23:51:07 +0000 2016
  • Smh at people posting logical arguments against Trump. His supporters don’t live in our world. You don’t bring facts to a crazy fight. Tue Aug 02 18:58:25 +0000 2016
  • “Be gentle. It’s my first time.” Yeah, right. https://t.co/CyVHqQTlMd Tue Aug 02 18:52:00 +0000 2016
  • This bullshit response to Khizr Khan makes my physically sick. https://t.co/QIYK2eSjll Tue Aug 02 18:13:25 +0000 2016
  • Reading this disgusting reply to Khizr Khan, I realize there is no hope. Southern neighbours, you are irredeemable. https://t.co/QIYK2eSjll Tue Aug 02 18:06:24 +0000 2016
  • If Donald Trump can be President, why not this guy? https://t.co/m3yXVbGnRk Tue Aug 02 17:48:35 +0000 2016
  • Separated at Birth, part 115 https://t.co/8mW05TaHUY https://t.co/2kf5Wq3ySO Tue Aug 02 17:29:30 +0000 2016
  • The right wing’s demonization of Khizr Khan is well underway. How utterly shameless. #fb Tue Aug 02 15:44:58 +0000 2016
  • Why movies need heroes other than white men https://t.co/IDlp5rqxws Tue Aug 02 12:54:30 +0000 2016
  • RT @JohnCleese: They’re both liars and crooks,but one of them is comparatively sane,and has a good attention span https://t.co/kNYNQIGORj Mon Aug 01 12:33:41 +0000 2016
  • RT @GoogleFacts: If a self-driving car gets in an accident the owner doesn’t pay damages. The manufacturers do. https://t.co/LiVpu1yMtU Mon Aug 01 12:31:39 +0000 2016
  • RT @GoogleFacts: This is how your food goes down the esophagus to your stomach instead of trachea (windpipe) thanks to the epiglottis https… Mon Aug 01 12:31:26 +0000 2016
  • RT @TrancewithMe: When we’re dead we’re dead, but part of me likes to imagine an afterlife where a disappointed Angel reviews a troll’s twe… Mon Aug 01 12:30:52 +0000 2016
  • RT @Snowden: Today’s paper, an unintentional reminder to look at third party candidates like @GovGaryJohnson or @DrJillStein. https://t.co/… Mon Aug 01 12:30:22 +0000 2016
  • .@DavidBilbert https://t.co/go1aUpQ1Ti Mon Aug 01 05:18:53 +0000 2016