Twitter Tweets from 9-1-16 to 9-30-16

Archived Twitter tweets from 2016-09-01 to 2016-09-30, courtesy of the Twime Machine:

  • Trickle down bullshit! Keep turning our attention to that nonsense, Mr Reich #munkdebate Fri Sep 30 23:55:26 +0000 2016
  • Want proof that Trump unleashed the Alt-Right racist nutbars? Read the #munkdebate Twitter thread. Fri Sep 30 23:53:30 +0000 2016
  • “You have to invent some new horror to hide from reality.” Excuse me, the “decline of America” is a RIGHT WING invented horror #munkdebate Fri Sep 30 23:52:17 +0000 2016
  • “Alt Right is a white nationalist movement.” YES! Thank you for finally saying it. #munkdebate Fri Sep 30 23:50:55 +0000 2016
  • “You must think half of your countrymen are completely bonkers.” YES! YES I DO!!! #munkdebate Fri Sep 30 23:48:43 +0000 2016
  • I thought this #munkdebate was about whether Trump could make America great again, not whether HRC would be a good President Fri Sep 30 23:48:10 +0000 2016
  • Robert Reich went on a date with Hillary Clinton in the year I was born. I wonder… am I their long lost son? #munkdebate Fri Sep 30 23:46:20 +0000 2016
  • By invoking Putin, both sides play the xenophobia card #munkdebate Fri Sep 30 23:42:32 +0000 2016
  • Republican bubble thinking: “American economy is in decline.” Not according to most metrics #munkdebate Fri Sep 30 23:41:14 +0000 2016
  • Rightwing code… “world stability” = imperial global control by one country #munkdebate Fri Sep 30 23:38:52 +0000 2016
  • Did the 10 Trump supporters in the audience bring their own microphones? #munkdebate Fri Sep 30 23:38:08 +0000 2016
  • Hey Laura Ingraham, YOU are one of the elites #munkdebate Fri Sep 30 23:37:09 +0000 2016
  • Newt, that shit doesn’t fly with a Canadian audience #munkdebate Fri Sep 30 23:36:16 +0000 2016
  • @pepperpotmary he’ll come for our casinos first Fri Sep 30 23:35:36 +0000 2016
  • It’s the same reason that Hitler won #munkdebate Fri Sep 30 23:35:13 +0000 2016
  • @RedParrots there’s no prize for a correct answer Fri Sep 30 23:33:58 +0000 2016
  • President Trump is so going to invade our asses when this is all over #munkdebate Fri Sep 30 23:33:06 +0000 2016
  • I wonder how many US voters are watching the #munkdebate for actual policy substance, rather than the shallow Presidential debate Fri Sep 30 23:31:44 +0000 2016
  • I’d like to hear the argument that America does not need to be great “again”. Trump’s personal flaws are already obvious #munkdebate Fri Sep 30 23:29:59 +0000 2016
  • A “rough and tumble guy” sounds a description of a gay hooker #munkdebate Fri Sep 30 23:27:26 +0000 2016
  • You can’t say “mercantism” without ‘Merican #munkdebate Fri Sep 30 23:25:54 +0000 2016
  • Did she just say “mercantism”? That’s not a word. #munkdebate Fri Sep 30 23:25:44 +0000 2016
  • The ascent of Trump has pretty much broken Godwin’s Law #munkdebate Fri Sep 30 23:24:03 +0000 2016
  • What’s Eva Braun doing here? Oh shit, that’s Laura Ingraham! #munkdebate Fri Sep 30 23:22:27 +0000 2016
  • How many people actually know what a demagogue is? At this point I think people are too embarrassed to look it up #munkdebate Fri Sep 30 23:21:31 +0000 2016
  • @boehmography @mvfierce Well I have my scotch handy and finger on the “block” button Fri Sep 30 23:20:16 +0000 2016
  • When Robert Reich is with his father and grandfather, is he considered the third Reich? #shutupitsajoke #munkdebate Fri Sep 30 23:19:17 +0000 2016
  • @mvfierce @boehmography @munkdebate ah ok Fri Sep 30 23:17:59 +0000 2016
  • Which one was Andrew Jackson? Was he older than Tito or just before Michael and LaToya? #munkdebate Fri Sep 30 23:17:43 +0000 2016
  • It’s very sad and telling that Newt is considered an intellectual in Republican circles #munkdebate Fri Sep 30 23:16:47 +0000 2016
  • hey @mvfierce @boehmography told me to follow you for tonight’s #munkdebate No pressure, but I’m expecting life-changing insights! 😉 Fri Sep 30 23:15:59 +0000 2016
  • @boehmography awwwww I was looking forward to your backstage insights! Fri Sep 30 23:12:32 +0000 2016
  • this #munkdebate might give me a migraine from all the mandatory eye rolling Fri Sep 30 23:12:00 +0000 2016
  • Kudos to #munkdebate organizers for putting attractive audience members behind Newt… just so the cameras don’t crack. Fri Sep 30 23:11:13 +0000 2016
  • I wonder if Laura Ingraham will pull out a Nazi saluet for old time’s sake #munkdebate https://t.co/pb6hFkUoi9 Fri Sep 30 23:08:25 +0000 2016
  • I don’t know if I can survive listening to Laura Ingraham speak. My spleen might explode as my brain tries to kill itself #munkdebate Fri Sep 30 23:06:45 +0000 2016
  • Newt is a master debater. Hee hee. #munkdebate Fri Sep 30 23:05:11 +0000 2016
  • I wonder if the racist Trump supporters will show up and troll the #munkdebate discussion like they did last time. Probably. Fri Sep 30 23:03:56 +0000 2016
  • As per tradition, my soundtrack on the last day of September https://t.co/dIclp6pHE1 Fri Sep 30 17:43:42 +0000 2016
  • Actually this is what I look like, naked and on all fours https://t.co/XRYx7X0Dol Fri Sep 30 17:36:12 +0000 2016
  • “A new word is added to the English language every two hours. It’s uncredible.” -Jimmy Carr Fri Sep 30 16:38:30 +0000 2016
  • From Academia to Public Servant: Career Webinar by @csebsceb https://t.co/CLydOpzmQR Fri Sep 30 14:53:15 +0000 2016
  • Don’t forget. Tonight’s Munk Debate on the US Election will stream live at 7pm from https://t.co/OtPIgpvKS1 Fri Sep 30 14:26:17 +0000 2016
  • Sorry, I can’t afford a manor https://t.co/hGuIzNy3LP Fri Sep 30 10:42:24 +0000 2016
  • I’m not what? I’M NOT WHAT?!! https://t.co/vlF3XcMrEH Fri Sep 30 10:40:52 +0000 2016
  • Going through some old student evaluations and found this gem: “Sir, please eliminate ‘dumb-ass’ from your lexicon. That is all.” Fri Sep 30 10:34:32 +0000 2016
  • .@DavidBilbert Ron Jeremy in traffic accident. Someone is sure to photoshop that thing in his mouth https://t.co/jeVaE3mrvQ Fri Sep 30 05:48:59 +0000 2016
  • @Alimak_P i didn’t do it! Fri Sep 30 03:08:43 +0000 2016
  • Global Health Ethics https://t.co/UJ8rgGLxsd https://t.co/RTr16ZBtqn Thu Sep 29 18:14:11 +0000 2016
  • I liked a @YouTube video https://t.co/UOyuwUsU41 Dance Your PhD 2016: Menstrual Health among Adolescents in India Thu Sep 29 14:53:25 +0000 2016
  • Check out this dance performance by one of my students in India, meant to address menstrual health: https://t.co/888rmcZ4Lw Thu Sep 29 14:53:10 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/UqbP23XvgF Thu Sep 29 13:14:34 +0000 2016
  • M&E Climate Change consultant position https://t.co/nWem2qoMEf Thu Sep 29 13:06:01 +0000 2016
  • “U.S. Military Is Building a $100 Million Drone Base in Africa” https://t.co/afaTN7ESAR Thu Sep 29 12:42:52 +0000 2016
  • 6 people followed me and 2 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Thu Sep 29 12:02:40 +0000 2016
  • Pimpin’ on the Catwalk https://t.co/Yjk4V560IY Thu Sep 29 02:40:51 +0000 2016
  • Portraits of Egyptians from 2000 years ago https://t.co/IJvBMuhwuR Thu Sep 29 02:02:52 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/V0Fq0m1Trb Thu Sep 29 01:31:35 +0000 2016
  • Here’s my big star-turn in the crappy 90’s TV show “Catwalk” https://t.co/6MNXv8D3IY Thu Sep 29 00:44:40 +0000 2016
  • I can barely tell them apart! https://t.co/zXhMrTcdaV Thu Sep 29 00:39:40 +0000 2016
  • @juwaeriah congrats! Wed Sep 28 23:10:15 +0000 2016
  • Deonandan “can now add OCUFA Teaching Award to his list of impressive accomplishments.” Sweeeeet. https://t.co/RPCWwTBKdY Wed Sep 28 20:44:05 +0000 2016
  • @WIND_Cares Thanks for getting back to me. Issue’s been resolved, but not without effort. Details of adventure here: https://t.co/8QT0fYqXaI Wed Sep 28 19:01:44 +0000 2016
  • Breaking Wind https://t.co/8QT0fY9lM8 https://t.co/DWzwTB4gUk Wed Sep 28 18:53:00 +0000 2016
  • @drmalinowski cha-ching! Wed Sep 28 18:22:03 +0000 2016
  • @maggielwood Thanks. Sadly it will be an ebook. Wed Sep 28 18:13:37 +0000 2016
  • The proposed cover for my new textbook. What do you think? https://t.co/MQdYDKgycV Wed Sep 28 18:07:12 +0000 2016
  • There’s a special place in Heck for immigrants and minorities who support a racist, xenophobic candidate… https://t.co/RzriOGgw1k Wed Sep 28 15:23:43 +0000 2016
  • Rudy Giuliani needs to go away https://t.co/T9lkGvhDwy Wed Sep 28 15:22:36 +0000 2016
  • Toronto job as Clinical Research Assistant, appropriate for recent grad of health sciences program: https://t.co/dXwnUopd0S Wed Sep 28 15:09:33 +0000 2016
  • .@APUOtweets bursaries for @uottawa students, deadline Oct 28: https://t.co/gsmVzZrWI5 Wed Sep 28 14:59:24 +0000 2016
  • @RobsonMackie @WINDmobile you noticed. Sigh. Wed Sep 28 03:40:50 +0000 2016
  • @RedParrots haha. did i tell you i re-applied to be an astronaut this year? the basic math test was brutal. Tue Sep 27 21:20:33 +0000 2016
  • @nbarrowman ha. sad that I know of what you speak. Tue Sep 27 21:02:58 +0000 2016
  • @nbarrowman merci, monsieur! hope you watched the debate while suitably soused Tue Sep 27 20:52:37 +0000 2016
  • @RedParrots which one? NDT or Hadfield or JT? Tue Sep 27 20:47:07 +0000 2016
  • RT @TheDiLLon1: “Please” “No, Joe the debate is on” “Just turn to ESPN real quick. I wanna see the score” “You have your own TV” “It’s scar… Tue Sep 27 20:40:25 +0000 2016
  • @RedParrots I also requested Chris Hadfield Tue Sep 27 20:36:37 +0000 2016
  • @RedParrots NGT is very low probability. The PM I’m told is 50/50 Tue Sep 27 20:36:02 +0000 2016
  • @RedParrots i’ve known of the award for a few weeks. They were trying to get Neil DeGrasse Tyson and Justin Trudeau to attend. Still might! Tue Sep 27 20:25:59 +0000 2016
  • @RedParrots you’d think so, right? Amazing how little universities truly care about that. Tue Sep 27 20:24:11 +0000 2016
  • @RedParrots *blush* Tue Sep 27 20:20:15 +0000 2016
  • 🙂 https://t.co/BIEac6WK4L Tue Sep 27 20:15:08 +0000 2016
  • RT @uOttawa: .@uOttawaHealthSc prof. Raywat Deonandan named one of Ontario’s most outstanding university teachers by the @OCUFA: https://t.… Tue Sep 27 20:14:54 +0000 2016
  • *blush* https://t.co/cidhrcKYrF Tue Sep 27 19:50:11 +0000 2016
  • This image makes it look like a mysterious man in a suit just gave directions to a nice Australopithicine couple in… https://t.co/WR5CfEDkcy Tue Sep 27 19:39:55 +0000 2016
  • RT @Alimak_P: I wish I was 17 and @LesterHoltNBC was my dad. I’d be able to get away with anything. #Debates2016 #WorstModeratorEver Tue Sep 27 19:37:14 +0000 2016
  • RT @DavidBilbert: Wayne Gretzky and Marcia Clark are beautiful women. https://t.co/eZWLrK64dR Tue Sep 27 19:35:37 +0000 2016
  • Did a genetic mutation allowing us to become vegetarians cause the global spread of humans? https://t.co/mQVwfCgwPe Tue Sep 27 19:35:03 +0000 2016
  • Our university gets $2 million cut in library content, while some senior admin get raises worth hundreds of thousands of $. Very telling. Tue Sep 27 19:00:17 +0000 2016
  • Just got rickrolled. Damn. And it’s 2016. Tue Sep 27 18:40:16 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/N5I3xYkqKU Tue Sep 27 17:03:36 +0000 2016
  • Happiness is a rooted phone. Tue Sep 27 16:36:20 +0000 2016
  • WHO proclaims North America to be free of measles. My first idiotic thought? YES, BUT WHEN WILL IT ALSO BE FREE OF WEASELS?!!!! Tue Sep 27 16:34:23 +0000 2016
  • @jayeldee I pray that all of (us) eggheads are wrong Tue Sep 27 16:32:14 +0000 2016
  • @jayeldee as do I, based on my own unvetted methodology Tue Sep 27 16:28:13 +0000 2016
  • According to one historical analysis, Trump will be President https://t.co/dOpCj0M5iO Tue Sep 27 15:55:19 +0000 2016
  • .@WINDmobile sends me coupon then doesn’t honour it. Then sends me the wrong phone. Then doesn’t answer customer care line. Time for change? Tue Sep 27 15:18:31 +0000 2016
  • #USPresidentialDebate https://t.co/MGTYhonkfb Tue Sep 27 14:27:33 +0000 2016
  • What self-respecting African American family names their son Lester? Tue Sep 27 14:26:28 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/MHjkMPHHqn Tue Sep 27 14:21:37 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/Ml06weHxFI Tue Sep 27 14:20:22 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/JWf3U7Rl5N Tue Sep 27 14:19:18 +0000 2016
  • “Let me tell you a secret – exceptions are made for white people constantly in the academy” https://t.co/oRVfMrB2MP Tue Sep 27 14:08:56 +0000 2016
  • this https://t.co/PtEeMPkQhs Tue Sep 27 03:24:32 +0000 2016
  • I ask for very little in life. Is it too much to ask that CNN use the word “momentarily” correctly? #grammarnazi… https://t.co/cwevj8Rrw8 Tue Sep 27 03:04:31 +0000 2016
  • You know what I’d like? For people to choose one bloody event hashtag #USPresidentialDebate #Debates2016 #USDebate #PresidentialDebate Tue Sep 27 03:02:38 +0000 2016
  • @crundwellg sigh Tue Sep 27 03:00:06 +0000 2016
  • This is what Lester Holt was doing when he should have been moderating #USPresidentialDebate https://t.co/TkCHzhCi74 Tue Sep 27 02:49:31 +0000 2016
  • RT @rezaaslan: Hillary kept debating policy instead of 1. Calling his racism 2. Noting HE is the one shipping jobs to Mexico 3. Demanding a… Tue Sep 27 02:43:59 +0000 2016
  • Ugh. Trump sons all look so date-rapey. #USPresidentialDebate Tue Sep 27 02:42:22 +0000 2016
  • Poor Lester Holt. Apparently “10 seconds” last 6 minutes #USPresidentialDebate Tue Sep 27 02:37:08 +0000 2016
  • I think Arnold Schwarzeneggar should moderate the next debate #USPresidentialDebate Tue Sep 27 02:34:40 +0000 2016
  • The big loser tonight is Lester Holt. #USPresidentialDebate Tue Sep 27 02:32:48 +0000 2016
  • Dude, US bases in other countries are not for the benefit of those countries. Sigh. #USPresidentialDebate Tue Sep 27 02:31:52 +0000 2016
  • Finally, Clinton finds her voice. Her strength is understanding foreign policy. Time to bully Trump. #uspresidentialdebate Tue Sep 27 02:26:09 +0000 2016
  • Maybe he doesn’t know what the word temperament means #uspresidentialdebate Tue Sep 27 02:23:08 +0000 2016
  • Dude, don’t make the temperament argument. Just don’t. #uspresidentialdebate Tue Sep 27 02:22:51 +0000 2016
  • Trump’s revisionist history will sell well with the underinformed voting population #USPresidentialDebate #needmorepubliceducation Tue Sep 27 02:20:30 +0000 2016
  • “Taking out” this or that person. No one else miffed by these euphemisms for murder? #USPresidentialDebate Tue Sep 27 02:16:25 +0000 2016
  • Did Clinton just threaten Bag Daddy? #USPresidentialDebate https://t.co/3o9E65pK7A Tue Sep 27 02:15:24 +0000 2016
  • Dear Mr Trump, “cyber” is an adjective, not a noun. #USPresidentialDebate Tue Sep 27 02:13:17 +0000 2016
  • Say it. Say Snowden. Do it. #USPresidentialDebate Tue Sep 27 02:12:37 +0000 2016
  • “OMG Trump is fat shaming!” -someone somewhere, I’m sure #USPresidentialDebate Tue Sep 27 02:11:12 +0000 2016
  • When she said “the tools that we have”, she should have pointed to Trump #USPresidentialDebate Tue Sep 27 02:09:15 +0000 2016
  • What’s he babbling about? #USPresidentialDebate Tue Sep 27 02:06:21 +0000 2016
  • Did she just say the Black President is high? #uspresidentialdebate Tue Sep 27 02:04:59 +0000 2016
  • Sad part is that this is the only election in which any one of us could have won. #USPresidentialDebate Tue Sep 27 02:01:09 +0000 2016
  • “You decided to stay home.” Ooooooh. Low blow. #USPresidentialDebate Tue Sep 27 01:59:38 +0000 2016
  • ….but policy wonks don’t win street fights against racist bullies #uspresidentialdebate Tue Sep 27 01:55:50 +0000 2016
  • In times of stress, we resort to who we are. Trump is a racist bully. Clinton is a policy wonk…. #uspresidentialdebate Tue Sep 27 01:55:35 +0000 2016
  • Is Lester still there? Or was he arrested? #uspresidentialdebate Tue Sep 27 01:54:55 +0000 2016
  • Lester Holt remembers that he is Black #uspresidentialdebate Tue Sep 27 01:50:04 +0000 2016
  • Stop and frisk? Puke. Fuck. #uspresidentialdebate Tue Sep 27 01:48:50 +0000 2016
  • Lester finds his balls #uspresidentialdebate Tue Sep 27 01:44:29 +0000 2016
  • it’s not about winning arguments, but about wooing the most mindless segment of US electorate: the undecided voters! #uspresidentialdebate Tue Sep 27 01:40:15 +0000 2016
  • Okay, Trump is squirming about his finances. Now he’s showing weakness. #uspresidentialdebate Tue Sep 27 01:38:31 +0000 2016
  • @GrizzlyDad Possible. Look, he doesn’t have to win on facts. All he has to do is show that he can bully her. Tue Sep 27 01:33:36 +0000 2016
  • Sweet Jeebus. He’s going for the throat. But it’s early. Does he have actual policy meat to offer? #USPresidentialDebate Tue Sep 27 01:31:37 +0000 2016
  • @docblw Hope you’re right. But I think she’s showing weakness by needing Holt to hold Trump off. At least in the eyes of “undecided”s Tue Sep 27 01:30:38 +0000 2016
  • Yes I thought he said “bigly” too #bigleague #USPresidentialDebate Tue Sep 27 01:27:50 +0000 2016
  • Lester Holt has given up #uspresidentialdebate Tue Sep 27 01:26:23 +0000 2016
  • @GrizzlyDad I’m trying to look at this from the perspective of the “undecided voter”. These are emotional people, not facts based. Tue Sep 27 01:24:44 +0000 2016
  • Shit! “Read my book” is not an appeal to undecided voters! #uspresidentialdebate Tue Sep 27 01:23:57 +0000 2016
  • Oh Zod. He’s murdering her. #uspresidentialdebate Tue Sep 27 01:23:04 +0000 2016
  • “You will see devastation…” May not be true, but Trump is totally winning the angry, working class underemployed #uspresidentialdebate Tue Sep 27 01:22:34 +0000 2016
  • She didn’t just wax nostalgic about Bill’s Presidency, did she? The undecideds aren’t Bill fans! #uspresidentialdebate Tue Sep 27 01:21:40 +0000 2016
  • Clinton is bringing facts to a crazy fight again. #uspresidentialdebate Tue Sep 27 01:20:28 +0000 2016
  • So far Trump is making a better appeal to the undecided voters #uspresidentialdebate Tue Sep 27 01:16:34 +0000 2016
  • He keeps saying $1 million was a “small loan”!!! #uspresidentialdebate Tue Sep 27 01:13:45 +0000 2016
  • Clinton just shocked most Americans by telling them they’re just 5% of the world population #USPresidentialDebate Tue Sep 27 01:12:07 +0000 2016
  • Isn’t it odd that Trump is wearing blue and Clinton red? #USPresidentialDebate Tue Sep 27 01:09:39 +0000 2016
  • Profit sharing? Give me a percentage! #uspresidentialdebate Tue Sep 27 01:08:09 +0000 2016
  • Getting mail from Pakistan always seems both beautifully colonial and… ominous https://t.co/TGgbLTTSBn Mon Sep 26 23:10:32 +0000 2016
  • My first attempt at making matar paneer https://t.co/16RtURFIIf Mon Sep 26 23:08:54 +0000 2016
  • I always suspected there was something fascist about Dilbert https://t.co/yrc2dJNZMQ Mon Sep 26 23:06:35 +0000 2016
  • Just in time for tonight’s debates, I have unprotected by tweets! Mon Sep 26 21:50:53 +0000 2016
  • Something is happening on Europa… https://t.co/4eI85e3a9A https://t.co/Sg6APCNfBv Mon Sep 26 15:56:22 +0000 2016
  • @UNHCRInnovation Hi, what’s the dealine for the Humanitarian Education Accelerator program? https://t.co/hw7nb8wMHt Mon Sep 26 01:23:34 +0000 2016
  • .@uottawa misplaces hard drive filled with student info. Um….. https://t.co/e8dc9qGf4E Sun Sep 25 21:27:26 +0000 2016
  • 2 people followed me and one person unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/i4wROJafrk Sun Sep 25 11:19:32 +0000 2016
  • RT @UO_GlobalHealth: @deonandan leading a workshop on the ethics of global health! https://t.co/JF7xMRqzQi Sat Sep 24 18:22:41 +0000 2016
  • International volunteer positions with VSO https://t.co/PhYj9HVeEv Sat Sep 24 13:10:36 +0000 2016
  • “I tried reading a book about premature ejaculation, but couldn’t get past the opening passage.” -Gary Delaney Sat Sep 24 13:09:31 +0000 2016
  • RT @chrisdadguy: please stop asking mike ditka questions about stuff Fri Sep 23 21:04:41 +0000 2016
  • RT @tmsruge: Dear Mike Ditka, if u don’t like NFL athletes exercising their 1st amendment right, then get the hell out of NFL https://t.c… Fri Sep 23 21:03:45 +0000 2016
  • RT @samwhiteout: Saw Mike Ditka was trending & hoped he hadn’t said something monumentally stupid. He did. #RacistsBeRacisting Fri Sep 23 21:03:09 +0000 2016
  • @RichFranklin @BasRuttenMMA @victoronefc @YODCHATRI @TheFightNation sweet. Will it be live streamed anywhere? Fri Sep 23 21:02:07 +0000 2016
  • RT @jayeldee: ‘I’m a refugee’ says Skittles photographer https://t.co/B9jjw7C2sM Fri Sep 23 21:01:10 +0000 2016
  • Geneva consulting opportunity for development student or recent grad, needed ASAP https://t.co/FIgB2vi7Ga Fri Sep 23 13:56:32 +0000 2016
  • How Creationists react to evidence… https://t.co/69EYMhTpXU Fri Sep 23 13:34:36 +0000 2016
  • RT @ggreenwald: So a boy born into vast unearned wealth, works w/Daddy, gives little charity, & slaughters animals for fun ended up a terri… Thu Sep 22 23:39:47 +0000 2016
  • “There’s a lot of racism in this country disguised as patriotism” -Colin Kaepernick Thu Sep 22 18:13:50 +0000 2016
  • .@DavidBilbert https://t.co/U05n2y1zxR Thu Sep 22 16:33:59 +0000 2016
  • @boehmography well they are wearing space suits, so it’s entirely possible Thu Sep 22 14:17:39 +0000 2016
  • You know what’s misleading? The word “apiary”. There are no fucking apes making honey! Thu Sep 22 14:10:29 +0000 2016
  • A fish on Pluto!! https://t.co/UCDa22R1kX Thu Sep 22 13:30:55 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/ci1UUz9Mws Thu Sep 22 13:27:57 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert I want to have May Damon’s babies Thu Sep 22 12:51:43 +0000 2016
  • .@DavidBilbert Everything Is Much Better With Steve Buscemi Eyes https://t.co/Aa8MQgSPi4 Thu Sep 22 12:48:19 +0000 2016
  • Good news: Stats Canada is bringing back the UCASS survey on university employment https://t.co/1u2oR0w0th Wed Sep 21 17:51:07 +0000 2016
  • Happiness is attending a meeting via Skype: pizza in hand, dog at my feet, and existence of pants in a state of quantum superpositional flux Wed Sep 21 17:50:44 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/VYOuNxQENz Wed Sep 21 16:40:47 +0000 2016
  • Wow. Could Elsevier suck any harder? https://t.co/Bht5qjRcUG Wed Sep 21 15:16:33 +0000 2016
  • 2 people followed me and one person unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/i4wROJafrk Wed Sep 21 11:47:30 +0000 2016
  • .@DavidBilbert https://t.co/0exrjgn1I5 Tue Sep 20 21:58:49 +0000 2016
  • .@Tonykanal has the coolest Twitter profile pic. Wish I had a jawline like that. Tue Sep 20 19:21:26 +0000 2016
  • just got a bunch of these, frozen. There goes my low carb lifestyle! https://t.co/u0X7OKuWzK Tue Sep 20 19:05:31 +0000 2016
  • #blm #BlackLivesMatter https://t.co/fVvsM2tnMP Tue Sep 20 17:19:33 +0000 2016
  • Will be presenting on Global Health Ethics at https://t.co/8fQs3jOqEI this Saturday. Will I be wearing pants? Come and find out! Tue Sep 20 17:11:43 +0000 2016
  • .@DavidBilbert “Lick me where I fart.” https://t.co/BbGCZgH0R4 Tue Sep 20 17:08:49 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert shuttup https://t.co/YEsf3zgbZ3 Tue Sep 20 16:56:01 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert https://t.co/rUzlAOcWTj Tue Sep 20 16:50:57 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert yeah one of them is. and she’s a superstar senior professor! Tue Sep 20 16:41:40 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert haha. looking at senators’ bios. Shit. Recent appointees are wayyyy more accomplished than me. Wayyyy more. Tue Sep 20 16:36:23 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert PS still coming over tonight? Options: cards, trivial pursuit. I was hoping to get new Justice League board game, but no time Tue Sep 20 16:32:59 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert oh that was from earlier competition. who knows how they handle the current application. Tue Sep 20 16:28:58 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert shit. Tue Sep 20 16:27:24 +0000 2016
  • God repossesses world’s most famous exorcist https://t.co/KeBga2TzMm Tue Sep 20 15:35:48 +0000 2016
  • Another unarmed, non-threatening black man shot dead by cops https://t.co/fowGO6SRxr Tue Sep 20 15:30:15 +0000 2016
  • No difference between premium and regular gasoline https://t.co/EhUra9RCEj Tue Sep 20 15:22:27 +0000 2016
  • Murdering psychopaths in the military? I’m shocked! Shocked! https://t.co/YG9zOvzdJb Tue Sep 20 15:12:03 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/QcP223kNuw Tue Sep 20 14:41:17 +0000 2016
  • Currently binge-watching Russell Howard’s Good News https://t.co/V2APOKoNBo Tue Sep 20 14:33:39 +0000 2016
  • Angela Lansbury: a transnational treasure. She’s always been old, but never grows older. Finest of the Disney songs. https://t.co/3NUbWxgCzw Tue Sep 20 01:01:33 +0000 2016
  • “To love oneself is to have a lifelong romance.” -Brian Blessed #fb Mon Sep 19 19:19:26 +0000 2016
  • Well this is bloody cool. All of it. https://t.co/Ke7D0iRs8B Mon Sep 19 17:38:35 +0000 2016
  • Obstetric Care in Tanzania https://t.co/BdYn9o083B https://t.co/zN6OEMjhq7 Mon Sep 19 16:09:11 +0000 2016
  • Self-assessment of the Outcome of Early Medical Abortion https://t.co/kb9MKS4uMf https://t.co/2bDEG9YFsn Mon Sep 19 15:40:13 +0000 2016
  • Mobile Phone Reminders for Treatment of Children Infected with HIV in Cameroon https://t.co/JolhwmD0uL https://t.co/dCYHAkLOAk Mon Sep 19 14:53:18 +0000 2016
  • Clinical features of patients isolated for suspected Ebola virus disease https://t.co/JStlGRrwao https://t.co/7cNu1gVJgp Mon Sep 19 14:07:51 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/rMHHa1nCAO Mon Sep 19 12:51:48 +0000 2016
  • “Brazilian rat” passed off as poodle https://t.co/UJy1WtfKtb Mon Sep 19 06:09:08 +0000 2016
  • This gets funnier every time you watch it https://t.co/Hhu5ZIItF6 Sun Sep 18 23:56:32 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/592vRf5R29 Sun Sep 18 22:27:42 +0000 2016
  • “Like a German vegetarian, I fear the wurst.” Sun Sep 18 22:11:36 +0000 2016
  • Super saiyans are real! https://t.co/GUUtQ7XZzA Sun Sep 18 17:40:25 +0000 2016
  • awwww https://t.co/BFJNLiuRfw Sun Sep 18 17:20:11 +0000 2016
  • If You Change a Baby’s Diaper in Arizona, You Can Now Be Convicted of Child Molestation https://t.co/5WxKlRkwyW Sun Sep 18 17:13:10 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/3ovpZbstAE Sun Sep 18 16:53:44 +0000 2016
  • “A woman has the right to run for election whether she’s male or female.” -Muammar al-Gaddafi Sun Sep 18 16:49:43 +0000 2016
  • Q: Name something that begins with E A: A memorable Saturday night Sat Sep 17 18:59:00 +0000 2016
  • The nerve of Hilary Clinton, to contract an illness that most Trump supporters can’t spell. #pneumonia Sat Sep 17 18:07:23 +0000 2016
  • “Donald Trump suffers from a rare condition: hemorrhoids of the face.” -Bill Maher, re: Trump’s recently released medical records Sat Sep 17 14:06:48 +0000 2016
  • Ralph Reed compels me to induce vomiting. Sat Sep 17 14:02:46 +0000 2016
  • one person followed me and one person unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/i4wROJafrk Sat Sep 17 09:59:59 +0000 2016
  • My paper on modelling extraterrestrial diseases has been accepted for publication. I am so going to milk this on the lecture circuit! Fri Sep 16 16:19:03 +0000 2016
  • Model tattoos stupid shit on his face https://t.co/SuU8BUt8kH Fri Sep 16 13:58:37 +0000 2016
  • Q: How do Kiwis find sheep in the dark? A: Delightful. Fri Sep 16 13:21:00 +0000 2016
  • So this sign says…. “no leashed dogs.” I assume this means that unleashed dogs are fine? https://t.co/RuvAoOnYwR Fri Sep 16 12:56:17 +0000 2016
  • Awww. Baby orangutan. https://t.co/sI58kKau0B Fri Sep 16 11:50:33 +0000 2016
  • .@DavidBilbert https://t.co/HKrxeqP7Bz Fri Sep 16 11:48:18 +0000 2016
  • “It’s hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.” -Bill Watterson Fri Sep 16 11:11:39 +0000 2016
  • Always a banner day when you manage to work a pedophile joke into a lecture. Thu Sep 15 23:42:55 +0000 2016
  • Did world’s stupid people have a big meeting & decide they would dominate all online newspaper comment sections? Was Youtube too crowded? Thu Sep 15 18:45:19 +0000 2016
  • Separated at Birth, part 122 https://t.co/3XnAbTerGk https://t.co/73rbVpf4rT Thu Sep 15 15:04:52 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/3LgCIKo1S4 Thu Sep 15 14:48:25 +0000 2016
  • Deep fried butter. Want. https://t.co/rK88Onzg7B Thu Sep 15 14:47:44 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/CsElVbYhme Thu Sep 15 14:38:32 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/Jsl4HXNWQ6 Thu Sep 15 14:36:27 +0000 2016
  • So sad when the major accomplishment of my day is getting my inbox down to 2 digits. https://t.co/vlBORHaKUl Thu Sep 15 01:03:36 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert you and @Alimak_P are now free to procreate Thu Sep 15 00:39:19 +0000 2016
  • Intelligence comes from the mother https://t.co/D8N42kKRPd Thu Sep 15 00:29:29 +0000 2016
  • I liked a @YouTube video from @deonandan https://t.co/skW6E8a1r3 Science Monkey ep 8 – Does Having More Friends Make You Dumber? Thu Sep 15 00:22:53 +0000 2016
  • I liked a @YouTube video from @deonandan https://t.co/xMT0BPQJb0 Science Monkey episode 13 – Rapid-fire Science Facts! Thu Sep 15 00:16:50 +0000 2016
  • I liked a @YouTube video from @deonandan https://t.co/xIGtQfzkkT Science Monkey episode 14 – Is Being Overweight Healthy? Fat Chance. Thu Sep 15 00:12:18 +0000 2016
  • Another attempt to hide a bone: https://t.co/Ljn6HM7hey via @YouTube Wed Sep 14 23:34:48 +0000 2016
  • Do people still use Foursquare? If so…. why? Wed Sep 14 17:14:42 +0000 2016
  • Just submitted revision to book chapter 5 months after deadline. And I wonder why my own students don’t respect the deadlines that I post. Wed Sep 14 14:21:16 +0000 2016
  • Desperately revising a manuscript before submission deadline and get distracted by a funny author name: Knobbler. Hee hee. Wed Sep 14 14:14:46 +0000 2016
  • ‘”People need to keep politics out of sports,” said the guy who think it makes sense to play the anthem before every sporting event.’ Wed Sep 14 11:11:10 +0000 2016
  • Ever wonder why UK has separate hot & cold water taps? https://t.co/ROUN4ymKKA Wed Sep 14 06:11:43 +0000 2016
  • #science https://t.co/UscVQROlfa Wed Sep 14 02:34:51 +0000 2016
  • @RedParrots check it out: https://t.co/QCBCSagqax Wed Sep 14 01:13:10 +0000 2016
  • real life cartoons https://t.co/KrqRtc3C3P Tue Sep 13 23:29:30 +0000 2016
  • mammalian parthogenesis https://t.co/z6Gac82yWC Tue Sep 13 20:50:20 +0000 2016
  • RT @_narbie: A Muslim woman in New York was set on fire today by a white man. And they still want us to stand for the pledge/national anthe… Tue Sep 13 17:32:55 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert @vadum Jesus? The Hispanic guy behind the camera? Tue Sep 13 17:21:59 +0000 2016
  • .@DavidBilbert @vadum https://t.co/QhneZsZRws Tue Sep 13 17:15:24 +0000 2016
  • #science https://t.co/eBjb7ZMIwB Tue Sep 13 17:12:47 +0000 2016
  • Looks like @CMPunk (CM Punk) is a Vulcan wearing a helmet #UFC203 https://t.co/NntA3kcUpe Tue Sep 13 16:57:30 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/YD0YySQW2h Tue Sep 13 16:37:10 +0000 2016
  • AdBlock Plus now sells ads. Time to move to my compound in the wilderness. Tue Sep 13 16:29:59 +0000 2016
  • RT @OnlyYoda: Me: Checks What’s trending on Twitter, sees Adblock Plus trending… Hmm that’s strange, checks why… https://t.co/p1LuOMD4ey Tue Sep 13 16:29:11 +0000 2016
  • Uh, why is today #SupernaturalDay ? Tue Sep 13 16:28:54 +0000 2016
  • A “man” sets fire to a Muslim woman in NYC https://t.co/0oa1Bclg8P Tue Sep 13 16:28:02 +0000 2016
  • .@DavidBilbert https://t.co/ZAHAU7q1AB Tue Sep 13 15:33:54 +0000 2016
  • Ordered a custom-made suit from Thailand. Impatiently waiting for it to be delivered. https://t.co/dex5PcYG6w Tue Sep 13 15:28:35 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert @brittharr2 @Alimak_P he looks like he would Tue Sep 13 15:19:09 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert @brittharr2 don’t make daddy angry. Or he will engage in more inappropriate touching. Tue Sep 13 15:17:50 +0000 2016
  • @brittharr2 oh so @DavidBilbert is your daddy now? Tue Sep 13 15:12:10 +0000 2016
  • @brittharr2 no Tue Sep 13 15:10:08 +0000 2016
  • Review of Aurora by Kim Stanley Robinson https://t.co/kVqPC7aBb0 https://t.co/Sn6F5bDSZi Tue Sep 13 14:57:50 +0000 2016
  • I am nerdily excited to use the automated quiz feature in Blackboard Learn for 1st time tonight. Automation, baby! Let’s save me some work! Tue Sep 13 14:18:50 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert @kanyewest https://t.co/Pee8oP6bEQ Tue Sep 13 13:03:14 +0000 2016
  • Catholic schools will suspend students if they pull a Kapernick https://t.co/q5BhWY1SCz Tue Sep 13 12:56:42 +0000 2016
  • Cop uses words, not death, to defuse a situation… and is fired for it. https://t.co/fPdEkUmwix Tue Sep 13 12:55:15 +0000 2016
  • Hey @DavidBilbert watch @kanyewest use The Force https://t.co/9caObScEbK Tue Sep 13 12:48:42 +0000 2016
  • Haha @DavidBilbert https://t.co/Rmqqhb2UuZ Tue Sep 13 12:46:38 +0000 2016
  • #harambe https://t.co/SAyiye6FHb Tue Sep 13 11:53:55 +0000 2016
  • ‘Smart’ Dildo Company Sued For Tracking Users’ Habits https://t.co/mjQa0iJfy7 Tue Sep 13 11:52:00 +0000 2016
  • Noel Coward: “Sorry, I was late. I was ‘geesed’ in the wings.” Director: “Surely you mean ‘goosed’.” Noel Coward: “No, he used two fingers.” Tue Sep 13 11:43:50 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/1D9xyX1WUz Tue Sep 13 02:18:17 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/2bVCkidtG1 Tue Sep 13 02:18:06 +0000 2016
  • #Walmart https://t.co/1iZqTeRYhD Tue Sep 13 02:02:49 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/7EkbR3k92e Tue Sep 13 02:01:27 +0000 2016
  • What I learned today…. Patrick Nagel died at the young age of 38, at the peak of his popularity. Tue Sep 13 01:54:34 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/jSorrZ0gxu Tue Sep 13 01:37:26 +0000 2016
  • .@RedParrots @DavidBilbert @RobsonMackie https://t.co/8cmLQjCCKl Mon Sep 12 22:05:16 +0000 2016
  • @RedParrots I suppose. Boring to re-watch, though. Mon Sep 12 22:04:24 +0000 2016
  • Loose tea is to tea-lovers what manual transmission is to car-lovers: an unnecessary complication that nonetheless improves the experience. Mon Sep 12 22:04:01 +0000 2016
  • @RedParrots unless you’re talking about this one https://t.co/u141dFxv3v Mon Sep 12 21:47:27 +0000 2016
  • @RedParrots holodeck was introduced in pilot ep, which was a shitty ep Mon Sep 12 21:46:55 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/kvUG6HyOa8 Mon Sep 12 19:10:09 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/YwZ6y0QEk7 Mon Sep 12 19:05:47 +0000 2016
  • Either she’s been skin bleaching, or she’s being kidnapped. https://t.co/1PcGokumXp Mon Sep 12 19:05:01 +0000 2016
  • Separated at Birth, part 121 https://t.co/3e5crbGzmS https://t.co/DKB3TDIBrf Mon Sep 12 18:56:07 +0000 2016
  • Ontario students burdened with much higher tuition rate increase than rest of Canada https://t.co/4nqpXlx5Mt Mon Sep 12 16:52:24 +0000 2016
  • Frugal librarian skimps, saves, & leaves $4 million to his uni… which will all be spent on bloated admin salaries https://t.co/SQUa0yDSuC Sat Sep 10 18:19:21 +0000 2016
  • Best description of FedEx: “It’s like a lazy ninja left a sticker on my door in lieu of delivery.” Sat Sep 10 15:02:22 +0000 2016
  • 2 people followed me and one person unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/i4wROJafrk Fri Sep 09 16:36:39 +0000 2016
  • Clinical Study Coordinator job in Paris https://t.co/kUa2lBRnza Fri Sep 09 15:40:21 +0000 2016
  • Stranger Things, starring a pug @DavidBilbert @Alimak_P @brittharr2 https://t.co/0uqs30FvpM Fri Sep 09 14:10:33 +0000 2016
  • This might almost get me to watch football… https://t.co/i6mZhWxSup Thu Sep 08 20:26:23 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/NJkUedwDm9 Thu Sep 08 20:10:20 +0000 2016
  • .@DavidBilbert https://t.co/2QE6Nxs0M2 Thu Sep 08 20:05:18 +0000 2016
  • Exactly 50 years ago today, the first episode of Star Trek aired. Thu Sep 08 19:04:32 +0000 2016
  • RT @BrentSpiner: Fifty years ago tonight, I was watching t.v. Good show came on. People still watching it. (Whistle). Thu Sep 08 19:03:56 +0000 2016
  • Not news for us frequent travelers, but US border guards regularly make up their own laws. https://t.co/g214jzaCxs Thu Sep 08 15:58:52 +0000 2016
  • This sums up my experience with FedEx https://t.co/2SqoNfFclm Thu Sep 08 14:30:13 +0000 2016
  • Does FedEx even *try* to deliver the package before leaving the bloody note and claiming that they were there twice already? I doubt it. Thu Sep 08 14:01:43 +0000 2016
  • Yes, using “invite” as a noun has strong historical precedent. But it still sounds stupid. #grammar Thu Sep 08 14:01:00 +0000 2016
  • uOttawa Global Health conference takes place Sep 24, 2016: https://t.co/FXSowMCnFp Wed Sep 07 17:44:04 +0000 2016
  • .@DavidBilbert pokecrap showing up on my books https://t.co/6MzRV3Jas0 Wed Sep 07 14:24:15 +0000 2016
  • White woman yells “rape!” when a black man asks her a question https://t.co/WC2kYfI7df Tue Sep 06 11:44:07 +0000 2016
  • Just got a speeding ticket. Then cop and I had a pleasant chat about his kids’ educational options. Damn it. Now I can’t even be mad at him. Tue Sep 06 04:57:10 +0000 2016
  • Does “napping” count as a hobby? Mon Sep 05 21:49:56 +0000 2016
  • 3 people followed me and 4 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/i4wROJafrk Mon Sep 05 09:13:07 +0000 2016
  • #irony https://t.co/O7oLuyStAc Mon Sep 05 07:49:13 +0000 2016
  • Map of TTC by house prices! https://t.co/dn8wg1P8Vs Mon Sep 05 07:04:27 +0000 2016
  • The Trumpification of America continues. C-SPAN now has 3 sec delay because callers are now all foul-mouthed idiots. https://t.co/ZSpTor7Qxr Mon Sep 05 06:46:09 +0000 2016
  • So. A mother still wipes her 12 year old son’s bottom. My Mom’s really looking like a slacker. https://t.co/py6fvMkNna Mon Sep 05 06:43:27 +0000 2016
  • This bit from ST:TNG reminds me of a certain university admin. (1:04 to 1:24s) https://t.co/C6oQorSPXZ Sun Sep 04 23:05:45 +0000 2016
  • Separated at Birth, part 120 https://t.co/0qsPz0RKfE https://t.co/5CmdbR2FkG Sun Sep 04 20:37:47 +0000 2016
  • The best Star Trek: Next Generation episodes. Thoughts, @RedParrots ?? https://t.co/MzFOOpcbZi Sun Sep 04 20:05:41 +0000 2016
  • The Best Star Trek: Next Generation episodes https://t.co/MzFOOptMQQ https://t.co/KqRsgc7XsW Sun Sep 04 20:05:04 +0000 2016
  • Oh shit… Star Trek marathon or Indiana Jones marathon? Sun Sep 04 18:34:44 +0000 2016
  • Things that are unexplainable, part 1: I own the DVD, but if it’s on TV, I have to watch it NOW! Sun Sep 04 18:33:46 +0000 2016
  • UN: Lesser consumption of animal products is necessary to save the world from the worst impacts of climate change https://t.co/AkWvEaoxUg Sun Sep 04 17:58:40 +0000 2016
  • Latest @sciencemonkeyca episode asks, “Is Fluoride Safe?” https://t.co/aViiowbTjC Sun Sep 04 07:38:23 +0000 2016
  • Episode 15 – Is Fluoride Safe? https://t.co/aViiowtuba https://t.co/M7kZYITvml Sun Sep 04 07:36:21 +0000 2016
  • “The word ‘chillax’ is used mostly by ‘cants’ and ‘ussholes’.” -Jimmy Carr Sun Sep 04 04:48:22 +0000 2016
  • I find it appropriate that Chrome thinks Blackboard is a dangerous site https://t.co/mJG3Nczs9V Sun Sep 04 04:38:58 +0000 2016
  • White supremacist group finds a home in Canada. Where, exactly? Alberta, of course. https://t.co/vCJ2ms2y68 Sat Sep 03 22:17:47 +0000 2016
  • Just as I consider going vegetarian full-time… https://t.co/LUrmc7PFh1 Sat Sep 03 05:48:07 +0000 2016
  • RT @immlawyercanada: I’m waiting for the force lightning to erupt from those fingers. https://t.co/mjz7HFWoJX Sat Sep 03 05:32:17 +0000 2016
  • Student missing for 12 years was ‘kidnapped to teach English to Kim Jong-un’ https://t.co/4FCRXlRy5S Sat Sep 03 05:26:33 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/3N8pZOy55e Sat Sep 03 05:11:25 +0000 2016
  • I liked a @YouTube video https://t.co/6RDvP7vzq3 Dancing in the Street // Silent Music Video Fri Sep 02 19:47:48 +0000 2016
  • This…is….great https://t.co/kMJdKYy3Jx Fri Sep 02 13:22:12 +0000 2016
  • Short term UNICEF consultancy in Thailand for Epidemiologist https://t.co/ET8F1GMU10 Fri Sep 02 06:26:49 +0000 2016
  • Police identify, charge texting driver from video. Yes. So much this. Every 3rd driver in Ottawa is a dumb-ass. https://t.co/WPsCkW37cU Fri Sep 02 03:32:39 +0000 2016
  • Banksy unveiled? https://t.co/zQr5FwgGBI Fri Sep 02 03:28:45 +0000 2016
  • #Kaepernick https://t.co/5kbKFkBT4O Fri Sep 02 03:19:05 +0000 2016
  • Oh, my sad sad brown peeps. Faking a Mt Everest ascent? https://t.co/QuBBJA1bLR Fri Sep 02 03:09:44 +0000 2016
  • So who wants to blow (up) Spidey? https://t.co/Ja6dl2JVKG Fri Sep 02 03:05:52 +0000 2016
  • RT @KeeganNYC: Something tells me the people upset about Kaepernick’s socks aren’t upset about the racist team name & mascot. https://t.co/… Thu Sep 01 21:41:55 +0000 2016
  • RT @marclamonthill: When I saw Roethlisberger criticized Kaepernick,I double-checked to make sure there wasn’t a 2nd player by the same nam… Thu Sep 01 21:39:45 +0000 2016
  • Dear Mr Kaepernick: you’re obviously too thoughtful for professional sports. Thu Sep 01 20:54:36 +0000 2016
  • RT @nbarrowman: @deonandan https://t.co/jYrryAaEE3 Thu Sep 01 19:31:57 +0000 2016
  • Happiness is… A quick flight to Toronto followed by a one hour Tui Na massage, followed by a one hour foot massage #fb Thu Sep 01 18:10:25 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/Yh6LCil7Or Thu Sep 01 03:28:42 +0000 2016
  • Doctor: “It looks like you’re pregnant.” Woman: “I’m pregnant?!” Doctor: “No, it just looks like you are.” Thu Sep 01 03:23:09 +0000 2016