Twitter Tweets from 10-1-16 to 10-31-16

Archived Twitter tweets from 2016-10-01 to 2016-10-31, courtesy of the Twime Machine:

  • @DavidBilbert Holy shit, Kamala has no legs now! (The wrestler, not your wife) https://t.co/Np3odSt017 Mon Oct 31 21:22:02 +0000 2016
  • Queens is recruiting hard for graduate students in rehab therapy: https://t.co/Yltm0MtL3d Mon Oct 31 21:19:50 +0000 2016
  • @brittharr2 This is why Almighty Zod created TAs Mon Oct 31 19:58:58 +0000 2016
  • Dear Canada Council for the Arts: why are you still only accepting physical submissions, and not electronic ones? This ain’t 1993! Mon Oct 31 19:53:46 +0000 2016
  • @brittharr2 10 minutes. A record. Mon Oct 31 19:51:45 +0000 2016
  • That brief moment of peace between when you upload the midterm marks and when the first frantic emails start arriving. Mon Oct 31 19:32:56 +0000 2016
  • If I get invited to a Hallowe’en party, I’m going to show up in a sweater vest and crocs, just so I can appropriate white culture. Mon Oct 31 18:45:06 +0000 2016
  • Completed 2 corporate tax returns and wrote 2 grant application, all before noon today. Granted, they were all poorly written, but whatever. Mon Oct 31 17:01:52 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert @brittharr2 @Alimak_P that’s not a GPS. It’s a shock collar. Mon Oct 31 16:49:46 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert PS using this app to track @brittharr2 I recommend it for keeping track of @Alimak_P https://t.co/ArKoVYV2Lr Mon Oct 31 16:47:23 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert sweet! I’m technically impoverished! Mon Oct 31 16:46:45 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert minus debts? can I claim my girlfriend’s massive student debt, thus bringing my household income to the negatives? Mon Oct 31 16:44:09 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert upper middle class? i don’t think height counts as “upper” Mon Oct 31 16:30:56 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert @TorontoStar I still insist that you address me as Senator. Frankly, anything other than “hey you” will suffice. Mon Oct 31 16:14:17 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert guess certain folks didn’t make the cut https://t.co/gHoOHTcZEK Mon Oct 31 15:20:45 +0000 2016
  • This may sound strange, but I really enjoy speaking to Revenue Canada reps on the phone. They are knowledgeable, efficient, and polite. #fb Mon Oct 31 14:11:27 +0000 2016
  • epic https://t.co/GSu9oU2JjT Mon Oct 31 13:58:36 +0000 2016
  • I just installed a TV app on my phone. Oh shit. My life is over. Mon Oct 31 04:07:51 +0000 2016
  • Are you an undergrad in Ottawa who wants advice on how to get into Epidemiology grad school? https://t.co/nMRRJWhc5T Mon Oct 31 04:03:36 +0000 2016
  • For all my professor friends…. The Best Way to Not Get Tenure https://t.co/pXcv81DGGV Mon Oct 31 03:30:18 +0000 2016
  • Holt shit. Can Idris Elba be any cooler? https://t.co/I6HAc9fh7z #fb Mon Oct 31 00:39:05 +0000 2016
  • Newsflash: teenagers show poor judgement. But this one is a doozy. https://t.co/imHzrON6aN Sun Oct 30 22:14:30 +0000 2016
  • Ever notice how “high tech” said in a South African accent sounds like “hard dick”? Sun Oct 30 22:03:02 +0000 2016
  • @RedParrots https://t.co/sNiZuOeJJK Sun Oct 30 17:55:26 +0000 2016
  • @RedParrots Bob MacDonald Sun Oct 30 12:47:18 +0000 2016
  • 8 people followed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Sun Oct 30 08:43:25 +0000 2016
  • With the other @OCUFA teaching award winners and the Deputy Premier https://t.co/mm8FsHZXEH Sun Oct 30 04:23:32 +0000 2016
  • @uOttawaHSNA aw shucks Sat Oct 29 18:51:01 +0000 2016
  • Thanks, @OCUFA https://t.co/m1RZQA9s5k Sat Oct 29 18:32:27 +0000 2016
  • RT @OCUFA: In Prof. Raywat Deonandan’s classroom at @uOttawa “everything is a story.” Congratulations, Dr. @Deonandan on your teaching awar… Sat Oct 29 18:05:56 +0000 2016
  • #blacklivesmattter https://t.co/C8QdJCBTt8 Sat Oct 29 03:21:11 +0000 2016
  • @jayeldee haha. they sent back my first 2 expense submissions. Soooo frustrating. Fri Oct 28 19:36:48 +0000 2016
  • @jayeldee now let’s see if they send it back Fri Oct 28 17:49:25 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/k00oUPsIRc Fri Oct 28 16:17:02 +0000 2016
  • In 4 days I wrote 2 papers & an entire book. I am a writing GOD. Okay, maybe more of minor writing animist tree spirit. You get the point. Fri Oct 28 13:49:03 +0000 2016
  • @jayeldee despite our big names and titles, university faculty members really are a weak-willed bunch, huh? Fri Oct 28 12:58:17 +0000 2016
  • @jayeldee yeah. But I’m a classical computer nerd. The problem isn’t technophobia, it’s just a non-intuitive & complicated user interface Fri Oct 28 12:50:07 +0000 2016
  • Comedian quits Second City over endless racist abuse from audience https://t.co/ofCGAPgQfh Fri Oct 28 11:57:36 +0000 2016
  • @jayeldee good luck. just amazing to me how many “work saving” initiatives actually create more work. Fri Oct 28 11:39:44 +0000 2016
  • @jayeldee i feel bad about being rude to the finance people about this. it’s not their fault. but it quadruples the workload! Fri Oct 28 11:35:22 +0000 2016
  • The functional definition of “needless administrative nightmare” is our new electronic travel expense reimbursement system. Odin kill me now Fri Oct 28 03:21:57 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/v7R9VlzwZY Thu Oct 27 16:36:53 +0000 2016
  • I was collecting visual puns for a while, intending to make a blog series out of them. Then my innate laziness took… https://t.co/CwXmUtEpH9 Thu Oct 27 16:12:28 +0000 2016
  • Yep. Wine and a haircut at 11am #fb Thu Oct 27 16:04:13 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/8qdWSfUBBo Thu Oct 27 14:27:11 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/e1H3SmupaK Thu Oct 27 14:26:38 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/QHqNgSYIGE Thu Oct 27 12:40:29 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/XmUzVKYA5u Thu Oct 27 12:38:24 +0000 2016
  • Oh look, three truckloads of people who will never knock on my door. https://t.co/KQs67xRths Thu Oct 27 12:37:33 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/KPWT4YjIZN Thu Oct 27 12:35:31 +0000 2016
  • 3 people followed me and 3 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Thu Oct 27 12:00:14 +0000 2016
  • For the first time in months, my inbox is under 100. And it’s not even 3:AM yet! Whoohoo! #fb Thu Oct 27 06:39:19 +0000 2016
  • IJHS Journal is Looking for Podcast Producer and Co-Host https://t.co/GYTNQhUtB7 @RISSIJHS Thu Oct 27 05:26:00 +0000 2016
  • IJHS Journal is Looking for Senior Editor for Marketing and Public Relations https://t.co/hTW9jkkwNy @RISSIJHS Thu Oct 27 05:25:46 +0000 2016
  • IJHS Journal is Looking for Bloggers https://t.co/ECd6MDdZrf @RISSIJHS Thu Oct 27 05:25:28 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/8ALXDUXqyd https://t.co/JmfYhYOv40 Thu Oct 27 03:30:51 +0000 2016
  • “I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.” #fb Thu Oct 27 03:08:25 +0000 2016
  • “I’d tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn’t get a reaction.” #fb Thu Oct 27 03:07:46 +0000 2016
  • Defining Low Income and Poverty https://t.co/tBoIgLFPBL https://t.co/opWm0fSz19 Tue Oct 25 20:38:20 +0000 2016
  • Back into the isolation tank. No one bother me for the next two hours. #fb Tue Oct 25 15:12:46 +0000 2016
  • Unhappiness is when your royalties don’t exceed your advance payment #fb Mon Oct 24 12:24:30 +0000 2016
  • 3 people followed me and 4 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Mon Oct 24 10:57:09 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/h0ffjJLafF Sun Oct 23 20:42:01 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/AYCcHGqaVb Sun Oct 23 20:41:47 +0000 2016
  • Holy shit. The Chewbacca defence is real. @DavidBilbert https://t.co/CZ27lrA23m Sun Oct 23 04:39:26 +0000 2016
  • I really enjoyed this https://t.co/X5iWU6VuHG Sun Oct 23 04:20:50 +0000 2016
  • Just discovered I’m part of a class action lawsuit against a big American bank. Sweeeeet. Sun Oct 23 03:46:32 +0000 2016
  • Yes I’m sitting in the back #incomeandhealth https://t.co/xG7LTE4gIa Sat Oct 22 14:05:01 +0000 2016
  • So many former @uottawa students here at @DLSPHconference that I’m afraid to tell them I’ll just be recycling a lecture they’ve hear before Sat Oct 22 13:38:07 +0000 2016
  • Love it when the catering at public health conferences inch me closer to diabetes 😉 @DLSPHconference https://t.co/xCDMGbUtNV Sat Oct 22 13:27:47 +0000 2016
  • “Trump might lose the heartland states of Texas, where it’s illegal to say the word ‘woman’, and Utah, where it’s illegal to be one.” #fb Sat Oct 22 12:43:40 +0000 2016
  • On my way now to speak at @DLSPHConference There had better be coffee. Sat Oct 22 12:13:07 +0000 2016
  • A little disturbing when an airline official walks past me in the airport and says, “You must be Raywat.” I guess they all got the notice. Sat Oct 22 01:26:01 +0000 2016
  • “Excuse me, sir, you’ve been randomly selected for additional security screening.” Ha! And this time I am literally the only person in line Sat Oct 22 01:01:18 +0000 2016
  • Oh look. There’s a doofus riding a unicycle and carrying an open umbrella in a rain storm. In rush hour. The drivers must luuuv him. #fb Sat Oct 22 00:40:12 +0000 2016
  • You know that feeling when you’re rushing to get to the airport to make a flight, and your taxi driver has no idea where he’s going? #fb Sat Oct 22 00:37:34 +0000 2016
  • Girl in front row looks like she’s about to cry. Or hit someone. Probably me. #epimidterm Fri Oct 21 22:47:54 +0000 2016
  • Yes yes, I know it’s snapchat and not instagram. Shut up already. Fri Oct 21 22:39:42 +0000 2016
  • @RedParrots look at you, using hashtags and stuff Fri Oct 21 22:35:32 +0000 2016
  • That stupid instagram flower-crown filter is the new duckface. Fri Oct 21 22:33:38 +0000 2016
  • Unhappiness is when you realize that one of the exam questions is about stuff I never taught them in class. Uh oh. Fri Oct 21 22:29:08 +0000 2016
  • There’s always that one person during an exam who asks me, “Professor, is this the right answer?” Fri Oct 21 21:54:24 +0000 2016
  • Isolation tank place was closed, despite having confirmed my appointment. Stupid hippies. Oh well. Back to posting… https://t.co/vwDnQgJ2AB Fri Oct 21 16:29:34 +0000 2016
  • About to immerse myself in the isolation tank again. No one talk to me for the next 2 hours. I will be busy hallucinating. #fb Fri Oct 21 15:15:12 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/amBVDzN57w Fri Oct 21 13:50:50 +0000 2016
  • 8 people followed me and 3 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VjCeC Fri Oct 21 09:20:46 +0000 2016
  • Skynet is alive https://t.co/J7kP4lwIVh Thu Oct 20 20:18:06 +0000 2016
  • Russian Mars landers are 0 for 5, Europeans now 0 for 2 #Schiaparelli #fb Thu Oct 20 19:48:38 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert chickens be jacking my style Thu Oct 20 19:35:22 +0000 2016
  • Speaking at @uO_diffmakers https://t.co/hP50pq9fLx Thu Oct 20 19:31:25 +0000 2016
  • Michael Landsberg from TSN is here in the airport lounge. Dude really needs to hydrate more. Thu Oct 20 14:26:25 +0000 2016
  • @megangarber https://t.co/9yo8SpnJdi Thu Oct 20 14:10:06 +0000 2016
  • Scooby Doo premiered in 1969. Great Danes live to be 8. That means, Scooby likely DIED in 1977. He likely never saw Star Wars! Thu Oct 20 13:33:02 +0000 2016
  • Separated at Birth, part 123 https://t.co/9yecAnANRd https://t.co/yiEwp8Q9KC Thu Oct 20 13:28:21 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/3gvFgUQveF Thu Oct 20 13:24:11 +0000 2016
  • Joe Rogan: “What is acid reflux?” Russel Peters: “It’s your body telling you you’re a fat fuck and you need to change your diet.” Thu Oct 20 13:02:06 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert Hey. This chocolate fountain is strictly for the ladies. Thu Oct 20 12:55:13 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert ie Chocolate Thu Oct 20 12:39:10 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert domestic. Probably fine. Bit always non zero chance of connection to guantanamo Thu Oct 20 12:30:27 +0000 2016
  • . @joerogan analysis of that baboon – dog video https://t.co/5hST3DIvc2 Thu Oct 20 12:29:51 +0000 2016
  • En route to airport now. Let’s take bets on whether I will be “randomly” selected for additional security screening #fb Thu Oct 20 12:25:00 +0000 2016
  • #debatenight #badhombres .@DavidBilbert https://t.co/BKLbMHL2yY Thu Oct 20 02:53:24 +0000 2016
  • @scowlyguy it only requires that I use one hand Thu Oct 20 02:52:13 +0000 2016
  • ‘Mike Pence” sounds like “my pants” #debatenight Thu Oct 20 02:49:25 +0000 2016
  • @scowlyguy Don’t need it. I have porn. Thu Oct 20 02:48:10 +0000 2016
  • I wonder if they will ever reveal the secret location from where Hillary is remotely controlling the HillaryBot 3000. #debatenight Thu Oct 20 02:43:21 +0000 2016
  • I’m sad that this is the last debate. #debatenight Thu Oct 20 02:42:21 +0000 2016
  • RT @bourgeoisalien: Closing statements: Hillary: I will work for you and your family. Thank You Trump: Everything’s a disaster. You will… Thu Oct 20 02:41:46 +0000 2016
  • Wait.. is that Vince Neil from Motley Crue? #debatenight https://t.co/JEhyZ9i5N3 Thu Oct 20 02:40:38 +0000 2016
  • Now there’s Trump and his wife Caitlyn Jenner…. #debatenight Thu Oct 20 02:38:29 +0000 2016
  • She’s walking beyond the podium! No! Protect your crotch! #debatenight Thu Oct 20 02:37:42 +0000 2016
  • Will there be a handshake? Hmmm…. #debatenight Thu Oct 20 02:36:52 +0000 2016
  • US military is in no way “depleted.” Where does this mythology come from? #debatenight Thu Oct 20 02:36:04 +0000 2016
  • Yes, entitlements are biggest source of debt. But they’re needed. Cut defence spending, and total debt returns to 1970s level. #debatenight Thu Oct 20 02:32:50 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert it’s the collarless white onesie Thu Oct 20 02:32:07 +0000 2016
  • Hillary looks like she’s addressing the Federation about revisiting the phrasing of the Prime Directive #debatenight Thu Oct 20 02:29:46 +0000 2016
  • I think everyone’s glad that Hillary’s podium covers her whole lower half, so Trump can’t grab her…. well, you know. #debatenight Thu Oct 20 02:28:33 +0000 2016
  • What does “bringing GDP from 1% to 4%” mean? It’s a meaningless sentence! #debatenight Thu Oct 20 02:26:36 +0000 2016
  • Wow. Trump is on the attack. I’m a little scared. #debatenight Thu Oct 20 02:22:21 +0000 2016
  • Waiting for someone to confuse “Assad” with “Assange” #debatenight Thu Oct 20 02:20:37 +0000 2016
  • Love that not even the Fox guy can control the monster they created #debatenight Thu Oct 20 02:20:03 +0000 2016
  • Whenever Hillary says “Raqqa” I picture this guy… #debatenight https://t.co/uOrlBF5vtZ Thu Oct 20 02:18:41 +0000 2016
  • Heehee. “Bagdaddy” makes me laugh. Hee hee. #debatenight Thu Oct 20 02:17:21 +0000 2016
  • @AmannyK i can only type so fast! Thu Oct 20 02:16:44 +0000 2016
  • I actually want to hear what Trump has to say…. but I wish he’d finish at least one bloody sentence! Arrrgh! #debatenight Thu Oct 20 02:16:28 +0000 2016
  • Trump has said “Mosul” 8 times in 3 sentences. Use pronouns, damn it! #debatenight Thu Oct 20 02:14:18 +0000 2016
  • Clearly, Mike Wallace’s good looks were not transmitted genetically. #debatenight Thu Oct 20 02:11:56 +0000 2016
  • @pepperpotmary we have a solution for that Thu Oct 20 02:10:44 +0000 2016
  • So glad I had a couple of drinks before #debatenight Thu Oct 20 02:09:54 +0000 2016
  • Drunk at a snooty literary event. Good prep for the dumbfest that will be the presidential debate… #fb Thu Oct 20 00:06:25 +0000 2016
  • Haha, @DavidBilbert https://t.co/sAHY9wxqPr https://t.co/okXzNS3Xl0 Wed Oct 19 10:05:06 +0000 2016
  • The ESA Schiaparelli lander lands on Mars tomorrow. Weird that there’s hardly any news of it in North America…. https://t.co/XamDHqiUcK Tue Oct 18 23:08:46 +0000 2016
  • The new Facebook “visual like” is…. weird. https://t.co/gsC5P2iemC Tue Oct 18 23:02:44 +0000 2016
  • So depressed listening to the racist defences of the “Cleveland Indians” and “Washington Redskins” names and logos. We have learned nothing. Tue Oct 18 20:43:11 +0000 2016
  • How To Explain The Cleveland Indians Logo To People Who Think It’s Not Racist https://t.co/XMcRR7c9TK Tue Oct 18 19:18:46 +0000 2016
  • uOttawa is cutting its library budget by $2 million. Sign this petition if this upsets you https://t.co/rdoQ0s4azO Tue Oct 18 14:08:56 +0000 2016
  • Trump’s plan for dealing with the Chinese trade deficit is to just grab them by the va-China. Mon Oct 17 17:15:46 +0000 2016
  • Happiness is when you secretly hope that the noon meeting will be catered…. and it is! #freefood Mon Oct 17 16:26:22 +0000 2016
  • The big downside of signing a contract to write two books before November is that now I have to write two books before November. Mon Oct 17 15:35:06 +0000 2016
  • Oct 27: free webinar on careers in global health https://t.co/H8Duf2jAu9 Mon Oct 17 15:29:42 +0000 2016
  • Four days before exam. Lots of panicked emails. So I schedule a special office hours this morning. Only one student shows up. Sigh. Mon Oct 17 15:28:51 +0000 2016
  • 4 people followed me and 5 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Mon Oct 17 14:56:40 +0000 2016
  • RT @MidiaHassan: Join this session to find out opportunities you can impact in several fields including health with @deonandan @uOttawa_ha… Mon Oct 17 14:54:38 +0000 2016
  • A colleague is looking to hire a bilingual research coordinator in Ottawa: https://t.co/ZRbzXXQzDb Mon Oct 17 13:50:11 +0000 2016
  • HIndus for Trump. Yep, that’s right: Hindus for Trump. Oh my sad, sad peeps. https://t.co/YReqlbg6n3 Mon Oct 17 11:31:50 +0000 2016
  • Still at this very long meeting. I swear, the guy speaking now is Jesse Ventura in exile. Sat Oct 15 18:26:53 +0000 2016
  • I was wondering why “Conrad Black” is trending. Now that I know, i wish I didn’t. His books are a waste of paper. Sat Oct 15 14:32:45 +0000 2016
  • heh heh https://t.co/nYeDxJcnNP Sat Oct 15 14:29:12 +0000 2016
  • Professors + coffee + an open microphone = this meeting is not ending anytime soon. Sat Oct 15 14:21:12 +0000 2016
  • I need a new word for that special blend of horror & confusion that arises when I watch artists prepare and interpret a financial statement. Sat Oct 15 13:31:00 +0000 2016
  • Love these interminable “Robert’s Rules” meetings in which I randomly vote for motions that I really didn’t read or understand. Sat Oct 15 13:28:23 +0000 2016
  • . @RedParrots I believe we just passed something called a hatchback Sat Oct 15 00:00:34 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert @zentouro how dare you bring facts to an emotion argument! Fri Oct 14 23:59:35 +0000 2016
  • Swallowed my business class train ticket to Montreal so I could do a lecture. Now I’m on a frickin’ Greyhound bus, like a commoner. #fb Fri Oct 14 23:58:32 +0000 2016
  • Holy shit. The Great Barrier Reef is almost dead. https://t.co/g47aR7xutx Fri Oct 14 21:23:21 +0000 2016
  • #GameofThrones https://t.co/pmapm1BWZj Fri Oct 14 19:59:45 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/WSr60hsLGf Fri Oct 14 19:58:53 +0000 2016
  • @amandavb4 PS want to record a podcast about the topic for either CSEB or the IJHS journal? I can arrange someone to interview you. Fri Oct 14 18:33:39 +0000 2016
  • Love when my former students do well. Congrats @amandavb4 on a paper in a BMJ journal about medical ethics: https://t.co/hP7MCMVFRb Fri Oct 14 18:31:32 +0000 2016
  • @amandavb4 Shit, son! So good! Fri Oct 14 18:30:10 +0000 2016
  • My former student @amandavb4 (can you see my pride?) has written a BMJ blog on ethics of research on dying patients: https://t.co/m0mGBCzGd1 Fri Oct 14 18:21:21 +0000 2016
  • 911 operator says “ain’t nobody got time for this” and hangs up on callers. Sucks to be named after furniture. https://t.co/z7yjgPl6ES Fri Oct 14 06:08:54 +0000 2016
  • Apparently I’m doing this next week https://t.co/oQJ9L2V9FU Fri Oct 14 05:37:12 +0000 2016
  • NYTimes FTW https://t.co/CJPXPn5ioR Fri Oct 14 05:35:50 +0000 2016
  • @RedParrots hey DM me your snailmail address Fri Oct 14 05:10:38 +0000 2016
  • .@DavidBilbert https://t.co/1igSWajJpu Fri Oct 14 05:10:23 +0000 2016
  • 7 people followed me and 2 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Thu Oct 13 11:38:37 +0000 2016
  • RT @sagegnosis: The pilot feels “uncomfortable” @united I didn’t know he has to look at me while he flies. I feel uncomfortable having a ra… Thu Oct 13 00:41:59 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/4fI23nq0XU Thu Oct 13 00:17:02 +0000 2016
  • Try to unsee THIS https://t.co/0jz7OPtbol Wed Oct 12 22:59:33 +0000 2016
  • @pepperpotmary the brain volumes are more appropriate for kids’ sizes Wed Oct 12 21:38:39 +0000 2016
  • WTF? A woman is kicked off a United flight because the pilot didn’t like her hat? What bullshit is this? @sagegnosis https://t.co/nwC8BA9IYM Wed Oct 12 21:34:40 +0000 2016
  • The median income of Trump voters is 72K. As Bill Maher says, “the only thing poor about them is their judgement.” https://t.co/EaE5JIrZma Wed Oct 12 21:26:43 +0000 2016
  • “I don’t know for a fact that my Uber driver’s name really isn’t Kevin…. but I just know it’s true.” https://t.co/GYr9DMepBo Wed Oct 12 21:03:30 +0000 2016
  • “How is this election even close? Oh that’s right: fucking idiots vote.” -Bill Maher Wed Oct 12 20:37:48 +0000 2016
  • Dear WordPress, WTF does this mean? https://t.co/LLnT9bcSSG Wed Oct 12 17:26:32 +0000 2016
  • Graduate student looking to interview young people who volunteer in the community. Please check it out and consider… https://t.co/DhqO211MhP Wed Oct 12 15:53:21 +0000 2016
  • Hey @DavidBilbert FBI’s most wanted include a guy named “Creamer.” Heh heh. https://t.co/ZYHHv045md Wed Oct 12 15:40:45 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/SerYAlNHEK Tue Oct 11 22:15:14 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/mriFSmNHEO Tue Oct 11 22:10:41 +0000 2016
  • Gawd. The guy in front of me on the plane keeps farting. I’m suffocating. Tue Oct 11 22:07:37 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/6jT4qyFuIN Tue Oct 11 22:01:11 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/az3UZhlOdA Tue Oct 11 21:58:42 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/IqeqGro7JS Tue Oct 11 20:08:04 +0000 2016
  • Speedtest of United wifi high above the Atlantic https://t.co/y2qwrwQnJI https://t.co/QLdMty3xc2 Tue Oct 11 16:58:08 +0000 2016
  • At Heathrow airport, waiting to board my flight to Chicago. All I keep thinking about is what might be on the menu. Tue Oct 11 13:07:49 +0000 2016
  • A TARDIS has materialized in front of the Pret a Manger where I am purchasing breakfast https://t.co/Ezf2P39oJB Tue Oct 11 10:23:30 +0000 2016
  • I liked a @YouTube video from @deonandan https://t.co/32V4ilCswk hss4303 – Epidemiology – Natural History of Disease (2016) Mon Oct 10 22:31:32 +0000 2016
  • “Trailblazer” sounds like formal wear for hikers #fb Mon Oct 10 17:17:20 +0000 2016
  • Do you prefer your wiener licked or beaten? https://t.co/ZpnXlBW88R Mon Oct 10 15:21:14 +0000 2016
  • @RedParrots London, bien sur Sun Oct 09 22:26:34 +0000 2016
  • Just taking my tardis out for a jaunt https://t.co/OhwZsKr2HN Sun Oct 09 22:16:30 +0000 2016
  • Download a Bear! https://t.co/jCarYgtmMq Browse like you’re in another country! @theTunnelBear https://t.co/oXp9QRR40W Sun Oct 09 21:44:21 +0000 2016
  • 5 people followed me and 4 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Sun Oct 09 14:34:49 +0000 2016
  • Someone in London thinks my Canadian accent is “posh”. Wait till I drop the Guyanese accent on him. He’ll think I’m royalty! Sat Oct 08 13:18:07 +0000 2016
  • The fact that one irons with an iron often made of iron is singularly and disappointingly uncreative of the English language. Fri Oct 07 17:29:53 +0000 2016
  • Yes I’m about to wear my Donald Trump shirt (made in Bangladesh) to a gala in London. https://t.co/2TxuNouPUx Fri Oct 07 17:29:07 +0000 2016
  • When someone in UK asks me where I’m from, I hesitate before saying Canada because my brain is slow. I’m sure they’re now suspicious of me. Fri Oct 07 13:38:05 +0000 2016
  • We live in magical times https://t.co/KxjcxEt757 Fri Oct 07 10:15:00 +0000 2016
  • A hospital charges a father $40 to hold his newborn baby. Wow. https://t.co/J5ptx1Bftu Fri Oct 07 10:08:36 +0000 2016
  • The Nigel density of this part of London is presently holding at 3 Nigels per every 10 men. Fri Oct 07 09:51:02 +0000 2016
  • I’m staying near “Imperial Wharf”… which sounds like a dour-faced Klingon. Fri Oct 07 09:49:21 +0000 2016
  • Our hotel has a room just for Drake https://t.co/Kz0AlDa4Ej Thu Oct 06 20:41:36 +0000 2016
  • Everyone here looks like an extra in a Guy Richie movie #fb Thu Oct 06 19:21:33 +0000 2016
  • The face you make when your body thinks it’s 5:AM, local time is 11:AM, you haven’t slept yet, and hotel room won’t… https://t.co/tuxtZgdlRv Thu Oct 06 09:21:04 +0000 2016
  • @sbouclin @OttawaU @OCUFA merci 🙂 Thu Oct 06 08:43:14 +0000 2016
  • There’s a poodle here in the airport, wearing diaper. I hope he’s sitting next to me. #fb Wed Oct 05 16:27:43 +0000 2016
  • RT @jayeldee: congratulations @deonandan and other winners of the @OCUFA teaching awards, https://t.co/KaJ7tnXeOP Wed Oct 05 16:10:45 +0000 2016
  • @brittharr2 bah Wed Oct 05 15:46:52 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert @brittharr2 and you’re tall enough to swipe planes out of the sky Wed Oct 05 15:46:23 +0000 2016
  • @brittharr2 ie I’m not a white guy Wed Oct 05 15:44:48 +0000 2016
  • “Excuse me, sir, you’ve been selected for the ‘random’ security check.” #backatairport #fb Wed Oct 05 14:03:56 +0000 2016
  • Ted Nugent is a special kind of stupid https://t.co/dpObQYhoWg Wed Oct 05 11:02:08 +0000 2016
  • 12 people followed me and one person unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Wed Oct 05 06:25:46 +0000 2016
  • .@DavidBilbert https://t.co/PUjW3gtzu0 Wed Oct 05 03:16:17 +0000 2016
  • Kaine wins on every front. But that means nothing. Who knows how the foolish “undecided” voters saw it #vpdebate Wed Oct 05 02:37:40 +0000 2016
  • “You keep whipping out that Mexican thing.” Is that how someone refers to his penis? #vpdebate Wed Oct 05 02:31:32 +0000 2016
  • “He’s not a polished politician” means he gets to say whatever the fuck he wants withno repercussions? #vpdebate Wed Oct 05 02:30:57 +0000 2016
  • Screw the faith questions. Let’s talk about the ravaged Indiana economy! #vpdebate Wed Oct 05 02:26:57 +0000 2016
  • #vpdebate https://t.co/rU17HXDc7y Wed Oct 05 02:25:30 +0000 2016
  • How could Indiana have ever elected this psychopath? #VPDebate Wed Oct 05 02:19:58 +0000 2016
  • #VPDebate https://t.co/5nXILG9o3f Wed Oct 05 02:13:06 +0000 2016
  • “Insult driven campaign”? So Clinton gave herself the name “Crooked Hillary”? #VPDebate Wed Oct 05 02:12:31 +0000 2016
  • All I keep thinking is that Bernie would have eaten both these fuckers alive #VPDebate Wed Oct 05 02:10:32 +0000 2016
  • Pence’s dismissive paternalistic tone is just begging for someone to throw a drink in his face #VPDebate Wed Oct 05 02:09:19 +0000 2016
  • “That’s pretty low” from the campaign that has sunk lower than undersea submersibles #vpdebate Wed Oct 05 02:07:19 +0000 2016
  • Mike Pence has that “I’m a closet racist and my daughter is dating a Black man” look on his face #vpdebate Wed Oct 05 02:06:02 +0000 2016
  • @docblw I was actually going to go with Iceland (truth) but was afraid my countrymen would come for me Wed Oct 05 02:03:47 +0000 2016
  • Kaine is fact based and 100% right on everything. But I think Pence is winning over the undecideds. #vpdebate Wed Oct 05 02:01:19 +0000 2016
  • “Greatest nation on Earth”. Why are they talking about Canada? #vpdebate Wed Oct 05 02:00:20 +0000 2016
  • Moderator needs a cattle prod #VPDebate Wed Oct 05 01:58:59 +0000 2016
  • #VPDebate https://t.co/M0zx1OoUwn Wed Oct 05 01:56:31 +0000 2016
  • Pence scares me more than Trump. He would be the real President, and he’s a nightmare #vpdebate Wed Oct 05 01:55:27 +0000 2016
  • This debate underlines that America is divided between people who live in the world of facts, and people who support Trump & Pence #vpdebate Wed Oct 05 01:52:39 +0000 2016
  • Kaine winning on facts. Pence winning on attitude. Sadly. #vpdebate Wed Oct 05 01:50:58 +0000 2016
  • Did Tim Kaine just say “fuzz up”? #vpdebate Wed Oct 05 01:48:16 +0000 2016
  • Pense’s condescending head shake just pisses me off #vpdebate Wed Oct 05 01:47:18 +0000 2016
  • Wow. Cant believe Trump played the “Hillary insults more” card. Kaine slapped him down HARD. #vpdebate Wed Oct 05 01:43:03 +0000 2016
  • Hillary was right. We all know it. #vpdebate https://t.co/EPUBuKztHe Wed Oct 05 01:42:23 +0000 2016
  • Pence is obsessed with “criminal aliens” #vpdebate https://t.co/xvuzDkewVz Wed Oct 05 01:40:54 +0000 2016
  • #Debates2016 #vpdebate https://t.co/Lw6jUxTzSH Wed Oct 05 01:39:24 +0000 2016
  • RT @foo_forte33: Anyone find the missing upper lips of our VP candidates? #VPDebate Wed Oct 05 01:37:00 +0000 2016
  • When a rich old white dude says there’s no such thing as institutional racism, we should believe him right? #VPDebate #vpdebate Wed Oct 05 01:35:43 +0000 2016
  • RT @b_tay: When an old white dude says there’s no such thing as implicit bias, let’s totally believe him. Because, you know, he knows. #VPD… Wed Oct 05 01:35:06 +0000 2016
  • Wow. Pence thinks we should stop commenting on institutional racism. Wow. Wow. What a fuckhead. #vpdebate Wed Oct 05 01:34:35 +0000 2016
  • Awwwww https://t.co/ITSGCqDxsm Wed Oct 05 00:08:03 +0000 2016
  • @brittharr2 @DavidBilbert bah to all y’all Tue Oct 04 23:28:18 +0000 2016
  • Meanwhile, in Detroit… https://t.co/jJwjSWHQOK Tue Oct 04 18:03:52 +0000 2016
  • Oh shit. Just realized I missed Nuit Blance in Toronto. Tue Oct 04 13:26:36 +0000 2016
  • Albino Moose! (No that’s not my street name). https://t.co/2G5drRdjUW Tue Oct 04 13:14:00 +0000 2016
  • 😮 https://t.co/pwGYSm40yE Tue Oct 04 13:07:56 +0000 2016
  • Missing the early days of Youtube https://t.co/2dblwYv2ND Tue Oct 04 13:05:08 +0000 2016
  • Ninjas vs Professors https://t.co/Qd5pJVAmUm Mon Oct 03 21:57:07 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/8GfVvT1YEn Mon Oct 03 21:12:42 +0000 2016
  • Don’t forget, VP debate is tomorrow night at 9pm EDT https://t.co/gQByeO76Ln Mon Oct 03 19:16:47 +0000 2016
  • Animated GIF of the day (for @DavidBilbert ) https://t.co/qzmvLXeDN0 Mon Oct 03 14:26:11 +0000 2016
  • Veggie dog https://t.co/ZPocjRvkYW Mon Oct 03 12:43:41 +0000 2016
  • Evocative photos of NYC immigrants 100 years ago https://t.co/Ym0CzSKNPB Sun Oct 02 17:09:44 +0000 2016
  • Asian friend sent me this about his uncle trying out for Leafs in ’44. Yep, Asian hockey players back in 40s! Cool! https://t.co/8OzitsTv9F Sun Oct 02 16:53:29 +0000 2016
  • RT @AndrewTumilty: Thugs call themselves “rebels”, blow up government property & kill thousands but the Jedi media say they’re heroes #AltR… Sun Oct 02 15:23:13 +0000 2016
  • Intanjible Press, my electronic publishing company, has been re-launched! https://t.co/Pwz8F71vA1 Sun Oct 02 02:35:13 +0000 2016
  • @wirabennett @TomLevenson 😮 Sun Oct 02 00:49:53 +0000 2016
  • It would be awesome if this guy is a lawyer, pastor, or investment banker https://t.co/u3IiFcmAeF Sat Oct 01 21:59:39 +0000 2016
  • I don’t think that word means what you think it means https://t.co/CH3M3wL8hH Sat Oct 01 21:57:13 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/fS8M3E53Qn Sat Oct 01 21:56:08 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/nECi1OMAZ8 Sat Oct 01 21:55:38 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/3cXMvvZ9NU Sat Oct 01 21:54:57 +0000 2016
  • 😮 https://t.co/EvsRCtIdn9 Sat Oct 01 21:54:24 +0000 2016
  • I hope the tattoo is real and permanent, especially if he’s an unemployed policy wonk looking for work in the new C… https://t.co/SHe5pKk91D Sat Oct 01 21:52:27 +0000 2016
  • Sent to me by an epi student https://t.co/zLPZXJzBaE Sat Oct 01 21:38:28 +0000 2016
  • “A cure for premature ejaculation can’t come quickly enough.” #fb Sat Oct 01 10:36:45 +0000 2016
  • @FreelancerJenny that’s why a particular species of leafy vegetation needs to be incinerated and inhaled, he says cryptically Sat Oct 01 00:48:11 +0000 2016
  • @pepperpotmary makes me want to re-watch old Nixon-Kennedy debates. Yep, I’m a nerd. Sat Oct 01 00:41:52 +0000 2016
  • @FreelancerJenny you too. stay strong! overall, globally, things are actually getting better Sat Oct 01 00:41:16 +0000 2016
  • @FreelancerJenny I hear you. There’s a limit, though. Racists shouting slogans or insults at me is not “a different perspective”; it’s abuse Sat Oct 01 00:38:29 +0000 2016
  • @FreelancerJenny I think the substance will come out of the VP debate Sat Oct 01 00:36:47 +0000 2016
  • @FreelancerJenny Good for you… I think. I made the decision to “clean my feed”. Those assholes don’t have a right to communicate with me. Sat Oct 01 00:36:28 +0000 2016
  • @FreelancerJenny clever of them. Their audience was the US voter, not the immediate debate audience. Sat Oct 01 00:34:58 +0000 2016
  • @FreelancerJenny The lack of self-awareness on the pro side is no longer sickening; it’s saddening. Sat Oct 01 00:33:54 +0000 2016
  • Who won tonight’s debate? The pro side… because any normalization of their horrifying platform is a victory. #munkdebate Sat Oct 01 00:32:40 +0000 2016
  • If the system is broken, Newt, then YOU are the problem, not the immigrants or minorities #munkdebate Sat Oct 01 00:31:26 +0000 2016
  • Only had to block 7 racist Trump supporters tonight. Down from 24 in the last #munkdebate. That’s improvement, right? Sat Oct 01 00:29:20 +0000 2016
  • RT @DivertimentoNo1: Both Gingrich & Ingraham are good debaters. But there’s nothing conservative in the case they made. It’s populist nati… Sat Oct 01 00:26:18 +0000 2016
  • @scowlyguy Been happening every recent #munkdebate, ever since they started live streaming in USA Sat Oct 01 00:24:30 +0000 2016
  • The Twitter “block” button is getting a healthy workout tonight #munkdebate Sat Oct 01 00:22:03 +0000 2016
  • Oh shit. Reich, you were winning this. You just screwed up. #munkdebate Sat Oct 01 00:18:45 +0000 2016
  • Laura Ingraham is deplorable. This feels like an episode of Fox & Friends. #munkdebate Sat Oct 01 00:17:12 +0000 2016
  • Hey, Laura, Newt said “The CLINTONS had produced no jobs” that’s why we use Bill’s stats to buttress Hillary’s numbers #munkdebate Sat Oct 01 00:16:23 +0000 2016
  • Bill Clinton created a net 22,000 jobs over his 8 years as President https://t.co/5bCBz10ywg #munkdebate Sat Oct 01 00:13:59 +0000 2016
  • @scowlyguy oh shit! okay, Laura Ingraham is wearing a sleeveless dress, so we can see her Swastika tattoo Sat Oct 01 00:11:57 +0000 2016
  • How many jobs have the Clintons produced? Well, as President, Bill’s policies likely created tens of thousands of jobs #munkdebate Sat Oct 01 00:10:58 +0000 2016
  • So now Bill Clinton is a topic on a debate about whether Trump can make “America great again.” smh. #munkdebate Sat Oct 01 00:09:11 +0000 2016
  • Oh Zod, now we’re talking tax reform. Zzzzzz. #munkdebate Sat Oct 01 00:05:44 +0000 2016
  • I still want to hear arguments about how he will “make America great again.” Is this not the resolution? #munkdebate Sat Oct 01 00:02:15 +0000 2016
  • When someone named “White Genocide” tries to convince you that his support for Trump is not racist, its not.. what’s the word? Convincing. Sat Oct 01 00:00:55 +0000 2016