Twitter Tweets from 12-1-16 to 12-31-16

Archived Twitter tweets from 2016-12-01 to 2016-12-31, courtesy of the Twime Machine:

  • Eavesdropping on random conversations between strangers makes me dumber #fb Sat Dec 31 21:14:53 +0000 2016
  • Unhappiness is when your electronic calendar sends you a reminder that it’s the birthday of a friend who died earlier in the year. #fb Sat Dec 31 20:53:27 +0000 2016
  • Hey Chan Moruzi thanks for the follow! Sat Dec 31 19:59:09 +0000 2016
  • Hey Sephora H thanks for the follow! Sat Dec 31 17:14:22 +0000 2016
  • “We don’t know what the Word of the Year will be for 2017, but my money is on ‘Trumpageddon’.” -Jimmy Carr Sat Dec 31 17:03:02 +0000 2016
  • @Sephalopod3 you’re welcome Sat Dec 31 15:53:30 +0000 2016
  • RT @TomBradysEgo: Ronda Rousey’s return to the UFC https://t.co/ApYNB55fxn Sat Dec 31 06:21:46 +0000 2016
  • @MFG16 Thanks for all the memories! #UFC207 Sat Dec 31 05:59:55 +0000 2016
  • The division has moved past Rousey. #UFC207 Sat Dec 31 05:50:03 +0000 2016
  • Rousey exposed again #UFC207 Sat Dec 31 05:48:52 +0000 2016
  • @emullah That reason is lost on me Sat Dec 31 05:44:46 +0000 2016
  • Why are they booing Nunes? #UFC207 Sat Dec 31 05:41:27 +0000 2016
  • Dear Joe Rogan… please stop qualifying the word “unique” #UFC207 Sat Dec 31 05:37:08 +0000 2016
  • RT @michelledean: This gif always makes me happy. https://t.co/VP34ojEpBH Fri Dec 30 17:47:53 +0000 2016
  • Awww. 2016 ain’t over. RIP @neiltyson ‘s dad https://t.co/HYgC6W7ffA Fri Dec 30 15:56:33 +0000 2016
  • Hey Mitch Westphal thanks for the follow! Fri Dec 30 04:19:51 +0000 2016
  • What I learned today: “Everything has gone pear shaped” refers to either poor glass-blowing, or to RAF pilots failing to do a perfect loop. Fri Dec 30 03:24:57 +0000 2016
  • @scowlyguy when story and acting are poor, DISTRACT THEM WITH LOUD SHIT!!!! Fri Dec 30 03:18:23 +0000 2016
  • Dear TV shows and movies, how about being consistent with the volume? Can barely hear people talk, but am deafened by music & sound effects. Fri Dec 30 03:10:50 +0000 2016
  • Amazing that a guy named “Shaba Doo” could look so dignified. https://t.co/sB0mCLSDdO Fri Dec 30 02:47:17 +0000 2016
  • Really enjoyed this clip of George Michael and Morrissey discussing music and books in the 80s. https://t.co/Ekuc6Xq5g8 Fri Dec 30 02:32:18 +0000 2016
  • RT @BAKKOOONN: turns out the head nazi at the “daily stormer” is a wee tiny boy https://t.co/6mCEa2Rv4E Thu Dec 29 20:58:23 +0000 2016
  • RT @jimjefferies: “Youth and beauty are not accomplishments.” — Carrie Fisher Thu Dec 29 20:25:04 +0000 2016
  • RT @MMARoasted: I went to the Gym today and asked Ronda Rousey to spot me on the bench. She refused and told me she doesn’t do press. Thu Dec 29 20:24:43 +0000 2016
  • Oh, Charlie. This is a good way to get droned. https://t.co/YKHRkN3n0r Thu Dec 29 18:38:56 +0000 2016
  • Sweet Jeebus. Just let Steve Martin express his grief. https://t.co/nqrgkpCUcs Thu Dec 29 18:31:33 +0000 2016
  • “I thought Elon Musk was a fragrance.” #fb Thu Dec 29 17:58:21 +0000 2016
  • “The Trump kids are like the bad kids from any 80s John Hughes movie.” #fb Thu Dec 29 17:56:42 +0000 2016
  • What I learned today: Shatner had wanted Sean Connery to play the role of Sybok in Star Trek V. Inconshievable. #fb Thu Dec 29 17:31:39 +0000 2016
  • I ask for so little. I will be happy if in 2017 people just stop saying “very unique” #GrammarNazi #fb Thu Dec 29 16:45:46 +0000 2016
  • RT @ggreenwald: For those who criticize WikiLeaks for not publishing RNC emails or more Putin docs: why don’t you just publish them yoursel… Thu Dec 29 16:41:50 +0000 2016
  • RT @AlexBorstein: Trump won. Get ready to readjust back. https://t.co/3NqIYTIEMR Thu Dec 29 16:41:37 +0000 2016
  • RT @MSF_Pakistan: Did you know @MSF employ anthropologists? Cross-cultural understanding is integral to our work. Read more from Bea: https… Thu Dec 29 16:40:51 +0000 2016
  • 4 people followed me and 3 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Thu Dec 29 10:18:09 +0000 2016
  • @CKuziemsky and yet…. and yet…. and yet…. Thu Dec 29 04:14:15 +0000 2016
  • Oh dear. Star Trek V is on TV. Do I dare? Thu Dec 29 03:49:28 +0000 2016
  • RT @kinsellawarren: Having had “snowflake” and “social justice warrior” tossed at me by conservatives, I ask: who’s against snowflakes or s… Thu Dec 29 03:46:44 +0000 2016
  • What’s this strange condition that makes douchebags want to pose in front of flags, wearing sunglasses and baseball caps? Thu Dec 29 03:40:54 +0000 2016
  • Hey WILDsound Festival thanks for the follow! Thu Dec 29 02:59:33 +0000 2016
  • “Did we think this clown, this buffoon with the funny hair, would ever become a world leader? Not once. Ever.” https://t.co/s3sUa2Jnqq Thu Dec 29 02:27:15 +0000 2016
  • Oh dear. Debbie Reynolds, too. Sigh. https://t.co/nww6rs0oVf Thu Dec 29 02:22:22 +0000 2016
  • Love the Bell Fibe TV app. Now my android tablet is a television https://t.co/4vgBIQPzgW Thu Dec 29 01:36:01 +0000 2016
  • RT @Ali14Adnan: So intending to move the US embassy to Jerusalem wasn’t provocation, but this UN resolution is? Interesting. Wed Dec 28 22:29:31 +0000 2016
  • So everybody on Twitter is an expert on Israel-Palestine issues. If only we’d known, we wouldn’t have had to hire all those experts. Wed Dec 28 21:10:10 +0000 2016
  • Carrie Fisher’s dog is going to a good home @Gary_TheDog https://t.co/LeLvZlk9sL Wed Dec 28 20:36:31 +0000 2016
  • Tominaga Sensei: In Memory of a Great Man https://t.co/L0UOnW1FRl https://t.co/F98ozCuBvx Wed Dec 28 20:25:00 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/OjnLNMeGje Wed Dec 28 18:48:26 +0000 2016
  • Here’s what I ask of news sites in 2017: disable all commenting capability. Let the vermin retreat to their holes once again. #fb Wed Dec 28 18:04:43 +0000 2016
  • RT @DesmondCole: TTC fare inspectors do more harm than good. https://t.co/8PPY8DpTF2 Wed Dec 28 14:30:49 +0000 2016
  • Been reading Carrie Fisher quotes. She was a very wise woman. Tue Dec 27 19:59:16 +0000 2016
  • “As you get older, the pickings get slimmer, but the people don’t.” -Carrie Fisher #fb Tue Dec 27 19:55:07 +0000 2016
  • “I think in my mouth, so I don’t lie” – Carrie Fisher Tue Dec 27 19:54:17 +0000 2016
  • Leia’s theme…. https://t.co/N3sMGFVnBc Tue Dec 27 19:49:20 +0000 2016
  • RT @dgardner: Apparently there are no racists. There are lots of people who say and do horribly racist things. But no racists. Odd, that. h… Tue Dec 27 19:31:45 +0000 2016
  • The most ignorant countries in the world are: India, China, Taiwan, South Africa, and USA. https://t.co/qUFXD60U4x Tue Dec 27 14:17:08 +0000 2016
  • I missed this announcement… RIP astronomer and science educator Patrick Moore https://t.co/yvW55VsK8I Tue Dec 27 13:35:48 +0000 2016
  • Hey Norshawn Sweet thanks for the follow! Tue Dec 27 08:16:15 +0000 2016
  • Nazi rally in Taiwan. Frankly, I can see this happening in North America & Europe, too. We have learned nothing. https://t.co/HQ4KfZ4FNI Tue Dec 27 05:09:48 +0000 2016
  • I donated to a defence fund for a man being sued by Ezra Levant for daring to criticize his practices https://t.co/RyQdlnSkWP via @gofundme Tue Dec 27 04:55:20 +0000 2016
  • New York to Paris flight diverts to Republic of Ireland to use toilets https://t.co/jHfNOarT0k Tue Dec 27 04:31:28 +0000 2016
  • “Teaching kids philosophy makes them smarter in math and English.” Well, duh! https://t.co/7EHA2MNWRD Tue Dec 27 04:29:00 +0000 2016
  • RIP astronomer Vera Rubin, who deserved a Nobel Prize https://t.co/3Q3kEiYH9q Tue Dec 27 04:28:14 +0000 2016
  • Animated GIF of the day is a puppy running in slow motion https://t.co/COqO1SX94W Tue Dec 27 04:27:03 +0000 2016
  • George Michael was a defiant gay icon. His life must not be sanitised https://t.co/Vv6tcge0QG Tue Dec 27 03:59:09 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/K8PYMyyXmM Mon Dec 26 15:18:11 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/ytCfAjEvy9 Mon Dec 26 14:53:38 +0000 2016
  • 4 people followed me and 2 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Mon Dec 26 07:51:22 +0000 2016
  • Oh how I miss the 80s https://t.co/7BfdP2gBNY Mon Dec 26 05:07:03 +0000 2016
  • One of my stranger hobbies is collecting versions of Adamski’s “Killer”. This one by George Michael is my favourite: https://t.co/Qw0cZkpD2D Mon Dec 26 04:47:31 +0000 2016
  • Holy shit. Nigel Farage is such an epic dick. https://t.co/CxLOQTYAv9 Mon Dec 26 04:34:31 +0000 2016
  • RT @Goldni: In 2016 when toxic masculinity reigned, devastating to lose Prince, Bowie & George Michael, who showed there’s no one right way… Mon Dec 26 04:23:30 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert You got fucking gobots? Didn’t know they could do that. Mon Dec 26 04:20:45 +0000 2016
  • Holy shit. George Michael is dead. Holy shit. Mon Dec 26 00:55:32 +0000 2016
  • Wishing you all a Merry Crit Miss https://t.co/jAWFimPYAf Sun Dec 25 22:30:01 +0000 2016
  • At any given time, at least 75% of topics trending on Twitter have to do with some sports nonsense. This is how I know we’re all doomed. Sun Dec 25 21:02:15 +0000 2016
  • RIP Cindy Stowell Plus, a fan of Big Trouble in Little China, which is objectively THE GREATEST MOVIE EVER MADE https://t.co/0fuYBJyywu Sun Dec 25 20:55:17 +0000 2016
  • The latest batch of Facebook friend requests from nonexistent people. This is from the last 2 weeks alone. https://t.co/iGJB9EpVkV Sun Dec 25 20:48:03 +0000 2016
  • Hey Ferdaus Alam thanks for the follow! Sun Dec 25 20:06:35 +0000 2016
  • Hey Socedo thanks for the follow! Sun Dec 25 09:01:28 +0000 2016
  • Hey Un5gettable thanks for the follow! Sun Dec 25 07:36:05 +0000 2016
  • RT @MMARoasted: The UFC just gave Santa Clause an Interim Belt. Sun Dec 25 07:03:09 +0000 2016
  • Wow. Sad but triumphant story. https://t.co/MYTjxQbOv9 Sun Dec 25 00:00:25 +0000 2016
  • Christmas Eve with a headache and chills. Guess that sick student in the exam gets her revenge. https://t.co/BTkOdFihNc Sat Dec 24 22:55:20 +0000 2016
  • I’m not Sith, I’m Alt-Jedi, clarifies Darth Vader https://t.co/GypThmtLmI Sat Dec 24 17:59:55 +0000 2016
  • Just re-watched the finale of “Community.” Gawd, what a beautiful show. #fb Sat Dec 24 05:30:59 +0000 2016
  • RT @ltsKermit: the gender neutral term for sugar daddy is glucose guardian Sat Dec 24 02:06:48 +0000 2016
  • I know this is an illusion brought on by shadows, but it’s fucking with my fragile little mind https://t.co/Dsjd73fwPk Sat Dec 24 01:24:43 +0000 2016
  • While we await news of her condition, I’m thinking about Carrie Fisher’s great story about meeting Nixon at 15 https://t.co/usWniMJzxR Fri Dec 23 22:41:32 +0000 2016
  • Shit. I was just watching #CarrieFisher on 8 Out of 10 Cats. Guess that’s why she was in UK. https://t.co/usWniMrY9h Fri Dec 23 22:40:22 +0000 2016
  • RT @BennettWriting: Dear 2016: This is not the princess you are looking for. Move along. Move along. #carriefisher Fri Dec 23 22:31:24 +0000 2016
  • Carrie Fisher just had a heart attack. 2016 ain’t over yet, people. Fri Dec 23 22:29:57 +0000 2016
  • RT @louisvirtel: It comforts me to picture Carrie Fisher telling us, “Oh shut up, I’ve been to the edge before. I’ll be back. Shut up.” Fri Dec 23 22:29:05 +0000 2016
  • RT @KenChapman46: If you think Mrs Trump plagerized Mrs Obama watch #cpc saviour Kevin o’Leary, run as a mini-me narcissist & parrot presid… Fri Dec 23 22:22:47 +0000 2016
  • I wonder what mark he got https://t.co/BUvxyswKEM Fri Dec 23 22:22:12 +0000 2016
  • #Spanish https://t.co/vWyvVNZsKY Fri Dec 23 19:22:46 +0000 2016
  • Donaldtrump. org installs malware onto your computer. How appropriate. Fri Dec 23 16:29:56 +0000 2016
  • I was looking to buy Trump. org, but this guy already got to it: https://t.co/kcNRb9hBIC Fri Dec 23 16:27:23 +0000 2016
  • The rise of the alt-right and hate politics in one simple image https://t.co/STmptF99DX Fri Dec 23 16:18:13 +0000 2016
  • @peterlevesque Im just shocked that a porn star could be so dumb. Shocked, I tell you! Fri Dec 23 14:48:24 +0000 2016
  • RT @GreatDismal: So many fucks will need to be given, in 2017. Start growing yours now Fri Dec 23 14:46:21 +0000 2016
  • I followed Jenna Jameson on Twitter because, you know, boobies. But the racism was too much to bear. Unfollowed. Fri Dec 23 14:45:22 +0000 2016
  • So many students too eager to commit career suicide. We profs remember who the whiners are, and this affects your r… https://t.co/YK3BCBrUB8 Fri Dec 23 14:39:37 +0000 2016
  • @anna_chernykh Sore Butt disease might actually kill you! Fri Dec 23 13:09:21 +0000 2016
  • 4 people followed me and 4 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Fri Dec 23 10:02:51 +0000 2016
  • Hey Sidney thanks for the follow! Fri Dec 23 06:11:27 +0000 2016
  • @MarkHoenig @moebius_strip @scowlyguy booooooo Thu Dec 22 22:41:29 +0000 2016
  • Last exam done. Time for big glass of wine, followed by Star Wars. Followed by marking essays 🙁 #fb Thu Dec 22 22:39:22 +0000 2016
  • @moebius_strip @scowlyguy agreed Thu Dec 22 22:07:36 +0000 2016
  • @pepperpotmary yeah I had a few Cs and Ds in organic chemistry Thu Dec 22 22:05:02 +0000 2016
  • Final minutes of the exam… three more frantic questions about the difference between former and latter. Thu Dec 22 21:58:23 +0000 2016
  • Mildly awkward when a student hands me a bottle of booze on her way out of the exam. Thu Dec 22 21:49:41 +0000 2016
  • @giveawaylodly and yes, it is a Galaxy s7 Thu Dec 22 21:48:59 +0000 2016
  • I once did the math. There is absolutely no correlation between how early a student hands in his exam and how well he does on that exam. Thu Dec 22 21:43:35 +0000 2016
  • Apparently there’s a hole in my pocket and my phone just slid down my pants into my shoe. Thu Dec 22 21:36:17 +0000 2016
  • So far no one in this exam has asked me outright for the right answer. Usually there’s at least one. Thu Dec 22 21:32:47 +0000 2016
  • One of the students handing in his exam is dressed in an all-red track suit. I thought he was going to break into a @Datarock tribute. Thu Dec 22 21:10:06 +0000 2016
  • Sweet Jeebus. The fascists don’t even bother hiding anymore. https://t.co/3Nbe3LIwSu Thu Dec 22 20:57:33 +0000 2016
  • There are 95 students writing my epidemiology exam right now, and only 13 of them are men. The future is female. #fb Thu Dec 22 20:35:32 +0000 2016
  • Half of the students writing my exam right now have that hand-on-the-forehead look of doom and dismay. Uh oh. #fb Thu Dec 22 20:33:29 +0000 2016
  • I usually put a lot of jokes in my exams. No one is laughing. Not a good sign. #fb Thu Dec 22 20:26:44 +0000 2016
  • Students will never know the terror I always have that I’ve made a mistake when creating the exam they are presently stressing over. #fb Thu Dec 22 19:51:18 +0000 2016
  • There’s a poor student writing my epidemiology exam right now who looks like she’s dying of the flu. That’s what you call irony. #fb Thu Dec 22 19:39:05 +0000 2016
  • Just got my traditional pre-exam haircut. Because if the students kill me, at least I’ll leave a good looking corps… https://t.co/c3DP5IqSaR Thu Dec 22 18:39:54 +0000 2016
  • RT @billmaher: On #GivingTuesday consider $ for @projectchimps. They are providing a sanctuary for up to #300Chimps coming out of biomedica… Thu Dec 22 15:02:13 +0000 2016
  • RT @billmaher: Seeing Hillary speaking yesterday: Thank you, and Bill, for over 30 yrs of service. And now I never want to see either one o… Thu Dec 22 14:58:25 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert they’re just accommodating the freakishly tall people Thu Dec 22 14:49:51 +0000 2016
  • Hey Kyle Lowry thanks for the follow! Thu Dec 22 07:08:19 +0000 2016
  • Recent Facebook Profile Pics https://t.co/hp4288SYd2 https://t.co/AD7CLMo3bL Thu Dec 22 02:31:25 +0000 2016
  • World’s smallest snowman is 3 microns high https://t.co/LEbNf8J57c https://t.co/gsjfA7txjL Thu Dec 22 02:03:52 +0000 2016
  • This is a highly questionable source, but are governments secretly testing the Em Drive in space? If so, holy shit! https://t.co/7HbqnM59gX Thu Dec 22 02:03:01 +0000 2016
  • @Audrey_Giles no Wed Dec 21 13:27:26 +0000 2016
  • You know you’re living in the Upside Down when f-ing Richard Marx is the action hero who subdues a violent passenger https://t.co/zVXABPxcND Wed Dec 21 08:21:27 +0000 2016
  • Okay, now I’m getting emails from 4th year students asking for help with basic grammar and arithmetic. WTF is going on? Wed Dec 21 07:42:17 +0000 2016
  • I think it’s sweet that @uottawa students started a GoFundMe page for a present for the campus hot dog guy https://t.co/khz90fcdpN Wed Dec 21 02:59:45 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/CvWMSr5zOn Wed Dec 21 02:47:56 +0000 2016
  • I see that “Gallagher” is trending, and immediately was impressed by people’s affection for prop comics. Wed Dec 21 02:43:38 +0000 2016
  • I liked a @YouTube video https://t.co/rbJhOMmaxw MY DOG THINKS HE’S A HUMAN! Tue Dec 20 23:50:23 +0000 2016
  • All those stupid Snapchat flower crowns remind me of this https://t.co/hm4DgnWM8r Tue Dec 20 23:26:22 +0000 2016
  • Overdue By More Than 120 Years, A Library Book Finally Finds Its Way Home https://t.co/8K69rBZgrw Tue Dec 20 23:24:40 +0000 2016
  • Uhoh. Religious relic tells us shit is about to go down. https://t.co/QKA2z99M7G Tue Dec 20 23:22:43 +0000 2016
  • Change your voicemail to @Snowden ‘s voice https://t.co/ujGcnIAqh2 Tue Dec 20 22:43:23 +0000 2016
  • “Dear Professor, how much is the final exam worth?” If only this information was available in a public document, like some sort of syllabus. Tue Dec 20 20:07:56 +0000 2016
  • Hey Beyond Synth thanks for the follow! Tue Dec 20 19:59:25 +0000 2016
  • Excellent soundtrack for National Geographic’s “Mars” by Nick Cave and Warren Ellis https://t.co/RMd20VrK68 Tue Dec 20 19:37:33 +0000 2016
  • Hey Andrew Dennis thanks for the follow! Tue Dec 20 19:13:07 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/EgdkqQyMF3 Tue Dec 20 19:05:50 +0000 2016
  • Hey Pyramid Analytics thanks for the follow! Tue Dec 20 19:03:51 +0000 2016
  • Hey ForeverAlphaBlog thanks for the follow! Tue Dec 20 18:23:46 +0000 2016
  • @JoyC_1234 Freedom of Information Tue Dec 20 17:30:00 +0000 2016
  • Today is the 20th anniversary of Carl Sagan’s death. #fb Tue Dec 20 15:39:01 +0000 2016
  • 9 people followed me and one person unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Tue Dec 20 08:45:05 +0000 2016
  • Hey KPM Film Credits thanks for the follow! Mon Dec 19 23:51:34 +0000 2016
  • RT @sciencepolicy: Watch: #CSPC2016 interview with @deonandan https://t.co/nyPgNaZxdP #CdnSci #CdnSciPoli #CdnInnovation Mon Dec 19 22:02:47 +0000 2016
  • Reading @liamgallagher’s Twitter feed, trying to figure out what language the Englishman thinks he’s speaking. Mon Dec 19 21:17:11 +0000 2016
  • “Ontario environment ministry deliberately falsified dates on FOI requests.” Dudes, this isn’t helping. https://t.co/g7WijYUhHQ Mon Dec 19 20:46:36 +0000 2016
  • “Jerry Lewis” was trending on Twitter today, and amazingly it’s not because he died. (He didn’t) #goodnews #2016 #fb Mon Dec 19 20:45:02 +0000 2016
  • Some are aghast that media showed pics of murdered ambassador. Yet those same people unmoved by images of bombed children. Mon Dec 19 20:38:36 +0000 2016
  • WTF? https://t.co/r304NcTLhl Mon Dec 19 20:11:22 +0000 2016
  • In some ways, this pic sums up 2016 #Turkey https://t.co/PIOxaaifbB Mon Dec 19 19:54:13 +0000 2016
  • If I didn’t know this image was tragically real, I’d think it was a bad TV production. Wow. #Turkey https://t.co/T2aj5yAikW Mon Dec 19 19:34:52 +0000 2016
  • “Dear Professor, I’m disappointed with my mark.” That makes two of us. Do better next time. Mon Dec 19 17:25:43 +0000 2016
  • Succeed or fail, let’s hear it for the Hamilton Electors. At least some people are doing their jobs. #fb Mon Dec 19 16:25:21 +0000 2016
  • Hey Lori Tarbett thanks for the follow! Mon Dec 19 14:36:15 +0000 2016
  • A trailer for the Epidemiology videos developed by yours truly and @LecturioMed @Lecturio https://t.co/nwgr2rLdjb Mon Dec 19 11:19:47 +0000 2016
  • I liked a @YouTube video from @lecturiomed https://t.co/QAiM200Jby Epidemiology – Course Preview | Medical Education Videos Mon Dec 19 04:06:36 +0000 2016
  • Listening to Ted DiBiase, the Million Dollar Man, at Yuk Yuks in Ottawa https://t.co/jNIMNAquP2 Mon Dec 19 03:18:10 +0000 2016
  • Hey Shannon McAlorum thanks for the follow! Mon Dec 19 02:16:18 +0000 2016
  • Hey Dr. Sajjad Fazel thanks for the follow! Sun Dec 18 19:26:23 +0000 2016
  • .@brittharr2 has stepped out for a moment, so @DogulusPrime sits on my head to prevent me from leaving, too https://t.co/uwI5lxq9mI Sun Dec 18 19:25:36 +0000 2016
  • Hey airman (electro pop) thanks for the follow! Sun Dec 18 16:46:12 +0000 2016
  • Hey Monika Lemke thanks for the follow! Sun Dec 18 02:56:17 +0000 2016
  • What I learned today: the tongue-twister “She Sells Sea Shells by the Seashore” was based on paleontologist & fossil collector Mary Anning. Sun Dec 18 00:22:39 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert what gave it away? Sun Dec 18 00:18:27 +0000 2016
  • RT @DennyNorth: Spelling was covered in the last intelligence briefing. #unpresidented Sun Dec 18 00:03:16 +0000 2016
  • If the official Electors do what’s right on Monday, it’ll be Trump who is “un-Presidented” Sat Dec 17 23:53:43 +0000 2016
  • RT @ColMorrisDavis: It used to be no contest which country had the most immature dictator with the worst hair and most gullible supporters.… Sat Dec 17 23:44:39 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/okryDeFRI2 Sat Dec 17 23:15:00 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/jMPu8RDaGt Sat Dec 17 23:14:07 +0000 2016
  • Hey Dave Weasel thanks for the follow! Sat Dec 17 22:13:25 +0000 2016
  • I liked a @YouTube video https://t.co/XlWqJ648K1 Sensei Tominaga: A Life Of Karate & Community Speeches: Sensei Suenori Tominaga Sat Dec 17 21:15:12 +0000 2016
  • Hey Bruce Brothers thanks for the follow! Sat Dec 17 20:53:59 +0000 2016
  • Hey Hemali Patel thanks for the follow! Sat Dec 17 15:57:24 +0000 2016
  • R.I.P. Tominaga Sensei, the man who taught me karate and so much more #fb Sat Dec 17 13:18:36 +0000 2016
  • 10 people followed me and 5 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Sat Dec 17 10:23:15 +0000 2016
  • Unhappiness is.. Wasting 3 hours editing the wrong version of a manuscript #fb Sat Dec 17 00:31:49 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/VyYG7Fk4hA Fri Dec 16 21:37:19 +0000 2016
  • I saw that “David Tennant” was trending and I got worried. 2016 isn’t over yet, you know. Fri Dec 16 21:36:26 +0000 2016
  • If You’re Sick of Trump, This New Chrome Extension Shows You Cats Instead of His Face https://t.co/fRCUgfQhf5 Fri Dec 16 21:33:02 +0000 2016
  • The International Nursing Review is seeking an Associate Editor https://t.co/cRovYycMQC Fri Dec 16 20:58:39 +0000 2016
  • Hey SuccessfulNet thanks for the follow! Fri Dec 16 19:52:31 +0000 2016
  • Ontario maintains tuition fee cap for two more years https://t.co/jkYMGCTSww Fri Dec 16 16:25:11 +0000 2016
  • black santa https://t.co/eQKNRzUcWx Fri Dec 16 16:14:04 +0000 2016
  • Germans boycott Elsevier over their anti-open access stance https://t.co/GfD1PNkzM9 Fri Dec 16 13:49:51 +0000 2016
  • Why is MySpace sending me messages? And how are they able to do so from 2003? #fb Fri Dec 16 02:50:34 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/X0iyjdTRay Fri Dec 16 02:28:56 +0000 2016
  • Long train rides are good for catching up on your binge watching #DirkGently #fb Fri Dec 16 01:40:29 +0000 2016
  • Hey Martin Zwilling thanks for the follow! Thu Dec 15 23:37:09 +0000 2016
  • if Donald Trump molests you angrily, has he performed the Gropes of Wrath? Thu Dec 15 20:10:19 +0000 2016
  • What unflattering thing can I tweet about Donald Trump that will cause him to have a Twitter war with me? I could use the notoriety. Thu Dec 15 19:50:44 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/p2KJUiqOlN Thu Dec 15 19:46:23 +0000 2016
  • Look at that snow come down! Glad my return trip to Ottawa this evening is via train… the only way to travel in a blizzard! #fb Thu Dec 15 19:39:34 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/8hBeYFIqDW Thu Dec 15 19:33:36 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/ErlKihdwif Thu Dec 15 19:06:31 +0000 2016
  • Didn’t know Luke Cage could time travel… https://t.co/bJNzN1mOmO Thu Dec 15 18:47:28 +0000 2016
  • Reminiscing on the life of the great Austin Clarke, who died in June. We shared a stage while on tour in Trinidad 1… https://t.co/zT8qlw7Res Thu Dec 15 18:42:48 +0000 2016
  • Hey Bruce Van Horn thanks for the follow! Thu Dec 15 16:46:12 +0000 2016
  • Centre for Global Health Research in Toronto is looking for a Research assistant. https://t.co/SkRs3XedSA Thu Dec 15 16:40:49 +0000 2016
  • @anna_chernykh just expect some random expletives in the letter Thu Dec 15 14:21:32 +0000 2016
  • Hey CARL / ABRC thanks for the follow! Thu Dec 15 13:37:56 +0000 2016
  • Hey Sunil Johal thanks for the follow! Thu Dec 15 13:12:45 +0000 2016
  • Hey S H thanks for the follow! Thu Dec 15 03:22:41 +0000 2016
  • The best time to write students’ reference letters is after a whiskey tasting workshop. #fb Thu Dec 15 02:43:47 +0000 2016
  • Hey Dropsuite thanks for the follow! Thu Dec 15 01:01:40 +0000 2016
  • Hey The Evidence Network thanks for the follow! Wed Dec 14 16:00:56 +0000 2016
  • Hey The Antarctic Report thanks for the follow! Wed Dec 14 15:33:02 +0000 2016
  • RT @AntarcticReport: The South Pole finally reached! #OnThisDay in 1911, Amundsen & four companions become first humans to arrive at 90° ht… Wed Dec 14 15:23:18 +0000 2016
  • Hey Pam Casey thanks for the follow! Wed Dec 14 13:12:06 +0000 2016
  • I was once on a burning airplane with Alan Thicke, back in 1990. I think he was the only guy in first class. RIP. 2016 strikes again. #fb Wed Dec 14 12:38:24 +0000 2016
  • Hey Calvin Ke thanks for the follow! Wed Dec 14 09:12:21 +0000 2016
  • 14 people followed me and 3 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Wed Dec 14 08:57:01 +0000 2016
  • Hey Susana Mas thanks for the follow! Wed Dec 14 05:28:46 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert www. idunnogoogleorsomeshit .com Wed Dec 14 04:59:31 +0000 2016
  • @adr got it from our librarian and union Wed Dec 14 00:54:36 +0000 2016
  • Hey Mélanie Brunet thanks for the follow! Wed Dec 14 00:22:04 +0000 2016
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  • “Donald Trump: the winner of this year’s ‘America’s Got Fascism.'” -Chris Hardwick Tue Dec 13 22:05:30 +0000 2016
  • Hey Digitization Centre thanks for the follow! Tue Dec 13 20:51:10 +0000 2016
  • I liked a @YouTube video from @sciencepolicy https://t.co/k1XSX7mivx CSPC 2016: Raywat Deonandan Tue Dec 13 20:49:04 +0000 2016
  • Thank you @LecturioMed @Lecturio for the box of chocolates! https://t.co/IJljLYu1Km Tue Dec 13 20:47:46 +0000 2016
  • Hey Mason Parke thanks for the follow! Tue Dec 13 20:31:28 +0000 2016
  • @RedParrots the artist went to great lengths to appear fair and balanced Tue Dec 13 20:26:10 +0000 2016
  • Separated at Birth, part 124 https://t.co/sgDRDZLdFK https://t.co/NhKqCmNV8X Tue Dec 13 20:24:47 +0000 2016
  • Hey Bryn Hughes thanks for the follow! Tue Dec 13 19:52:10 +0000 2016
  • Me interviewed by @ConorMeade about science research and policy https://t.co/EuGzvtqZGr Tue Dec 13 19:42:50 +0000 2016
  • Hey Conor Meade thanks for the follow! Tue Dec 13 19:41:21 +0000 2016
  • Don’t know how to identify fake news? This is useful but by no means complete. https://t.co/GpzlAiu7tm Tue Dec 13 19:27:54 +0000 2016
  • Hey Jim Bennett thanks for the follow! Tue Dec 13 19:16:18 +0000 2016
  • @FletJan @ugottabekiddin make sure you charge ’em double 😉 Tue Dec 13 19:00:04 +0000 2016
  • @ugottabekiddin @FletJan Sounds like we’re all going to need lawyers on speed dial, just to interpret the statutes! Tue Dec 13 18:57:41 +0000 2016
  • RT @FletJan: Is there any kind of restriction on the amount of #alcohol people can have in their possession? https://t.co/aXNJtLXw1b #Mari… Tue Dec 13 18:50:31 +0000 2016
  • @LibraryWriteHer it’s annoying that such cuts come at a time when senior admin at many universities are receiving absurd salary increases Tue Dec 13 18:32:22 +0000 2016
  • @LibraryWriteHer an attack on libraries is an attack on all scholarship! Tue Dec 13 18:27:05 +0000 2016
  • Hey Elizabeth Yates thanks for the follow! Tue Dec 13 18:26:28 +0000 2016
  • RT @APUOtt: Canada’s University Libraries are in peril https://t.co/VJx2NLGGzi #saveuolibrary2016 #cuts #library Tue Dec 13 18:04:56 +0000 2016
  • RT @Audrey_Giles: Please, please help the international community to help the people of Aleppo. Tue Dec 13 16:55:05 +0000 2016
  • Hey BRINK Asia thanks for the follow! Tue Dec 13 16:42:46 +0000 2016
  • Q: What’s green and five miles long, with twenty thousand legs and an asshole every three feet? A: The St. Patrick’s Day Parade. Tue Dec 13 14:50:39 +0000 2016
  • An Xmas card for @DavidBilbert and @Alimak_P https://t.co/ENKRNBP0Ub Tue Dec 13 14:46:41 +0000 2016
  • I cringed a little when Obama didn’t laugh at @Trevornoah ‘s risotto joke. I chucked, though. Tue Dec 13 14:10:48 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/UmsLS1SaHE Tue Dec 13 14:01:30 +0000 2016
  • My latest at HuffPo: “Canada’s University Libraries Are In Peril” https://t.co/L53BTDfVgl Tue Dec 13 13:34:23 +0000 2016
  • Hey National Trust Cda thanks for the follow! Tue Dec 13 01:29:59 +0000 2016
  • Race Data and Traffic Stops in Ottawa, 2013-2015: A Report on Ottawa and the Police Districts https://t.co/1AgMlWOfPQ Mon Dec 12 18:22:32 +0000 2016
  • Nominate someone for 2017 Employer Excellence Awards from employers in the National Capital Region. https://t.co/3ARu05w0SK Mon Dec 12 18:21:46 +0000 2016
  • Canadian association for refugee and forced migration studies — student essay contest! https://t.co/XCUVBiHaQT Mon Dec 12 18:20:49 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/wtkT8N5Se0 Mon Dec 12 17:53:32 +0000 2016
  • I have done this https://t.co/6LTxvJHkZ2 Mon Dec 12 17:26:32 +0000 2016
  • No one knows our pain https://t.co/ZexTZtNCI0 Mon Dec 12 17:26:08 +0000 2016
  • Banning consensual relationships between adults? Another victory for infantalization culture. https://t.co/J65aq9QV7M Mon Dec 12 15:58:44 +0000 2016
  • Guy Offers To Drive Anyone ‘Offended By Christmas’ To Airport And Instantly Regrets It https://t.co/Bw2B2RU9Vj Mon Dec 12 15:35:59 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/oGSf5WpTYi Mon Dec 12 14:58:00 +0000 2016
  • Due to the storm, I’m the only examiner who showed up to a thesis defence. Student is now presenting to just me. Awkward. #fb Mon Dec 12 14:51:44 +0000 2016
  • A fairly problematic captcha code? https://t.co/n7KJKbmQAk Mon Dec 12 14:49:43 +0000 2016
  • HA! https://t.co/xf8UVykygX Sun Dec 11 23:57:42 +0000 2016
  • Anyone else suspect that this neo-Nazi boycott of Star Wars might be a Disney marketing ploy? #fb Sun Dec 11 22:01:32 +0000 2016
  • I want to accost every hipster with the shaved head-sides & bushy beard and shout “You’re not a Viking! U probably can’t even spell Viking!” Sun Dec 11 21:51:41 +0000 2016
  • Hey Andrew Brum thanks for the follow! Sun Dec 11 21:51:35 +0000 2016
  • If I were more curious, I’d wonder why there are a bunch of grown men sitting on the floor of the men’s room in Billy Bishop airport. Sun Dec 11 21:30:53 +0000 2016
  • “Trump is grabbing a lot of Generals for his cabinet. He used to only grab privates.” Sun Dec 11 21:27:17 +0000 2016
  • .@DavidBilbert tall guys be like… https://t.co/PCc7dGMJRo Sun Dec 11 19:37:49 +0000 2016
  • Two murders in Ottawa in 12 hours. Sheesh. It’s Ottawa, people. Get a shawarma and take a nap. No need for actual violence! #fb Sun Dec 11 19:22:16 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/bO8lgSr83A Sun Dec 11 19:08:00 +0000 2016
  • Thanks to Youtube, I keep discovering more sublime live performances by David Bowie https://t.co/4yDKXaYCI9 Sun Dec 11 18:42:11 +0000 2016
  • I never tire of reading tributes to David Bowie https://t.co/GLxrXXOMqh Sun Dec 11 18:22:19 +0000 2016
  • ZOMG! Brussels sprouts are actually plant dick warts! https://t.co/D7dgduOljN Sun Dec 11 18:15:22 +0000 2016
  • Got a good name for a South Asian funeral home: “Pushing Up Desis.” Yes? Yes? No? Yes? Sun Dec 11 17:06:51 +0000 2016
  • What can we do in the era of Trump? Step 1: pardon @Snowden https://t.co/evP6u0SDTZ Sun Dec 11 16:48:33 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/QBtjR3Vqhj Sun Dec 11 16:23:56 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/KDntA4YUF0 Sun Dec 11 16:14:47 +0000 2016
  • Hey JP-Train_kyohey thanks for the follow! Sun Dec 11 15:51:33 +0000 2016
  • “you know you’re from a small town when your town has a Chinese restaurant but no Chinese people” – Jeff McEnery #fb Sun Dec 11 15:04:28 +0000 2016
  • 2 people followed me and 3 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Sun Dec 11 08:44:54 +0000 2016
  • Well this is a thing. Youtube chicken reviews. https://t.co/UwO5b7JXzF Sun Dec 11 03:06:25 +0000 2016
  • You know the guy who put an “S” in “lisp”? Same guy put an “R” in “rhotacism.” Sat Dec 10 22:23:00 +0000 2016
  • Hey C*4 thanks for the follow! Sat Dec 10 21:39:21 +0000 2016
  • @ericsquair “.. For all intensive purposes” Sat Dec 10 16:56:10 +0000 2016
  • Long Island Muslim student, 18, who was allegedly attacked at subway station reported missing https://t.co/dWOcXCBx3G Sat Dec 10 05:16:47 +0000 2016
  • So many of my colleagues are seeking an endowed chair. https://t.co/xnnAzDOt0z Sat Dec 10 05:11:05 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert and this is why Trump won Sat Dec 10 04:57:25 +0000 2016
  • @NotThatGreg make it stop!!! Sat Dec 10 00:36:38 +0000 2016
  • When did “very unique” become a thing? Stop it, people. We are already at maximum dumb. Sat Dec 10 00:03:31 +0000 2016
  • Minister of Gettin’ Down #JobsIWouldBePerfectFor Sat Dec 10 00:02:40 +0000 2016
  • Massage quality control tester #JobsIWouldBePerfectFor Sat Dec 10 00:00:52 +0000 2016
  • 90s Nazi skinheads grew up, bought suits, and got jobs. https://t.co/LHqbEcURUC Fri Dec 09 23:59:38 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/9MVeIbJLkM Fri Dec 09 23:57:42 +0000 2016
  • RT @tariqnasheed: Knife wielding attacker Logan Clark was shot by a cop at a Nevada school. Why isn’t he labeled a terrorist & why isn’t th… Fri Dec 09 23:44:04 +0000 2016
  • I didn’t ask his permission. 1: you vitiate such rights when you violate the laws of time. And 2: he wouldn’t know… https://t.co/KD35blUKXi Fri Dec 09 23:30:35 +0000 2016
  • I saw a time traveler on the subway today. https://t.co/2u8z3mdMHK Fri Dec 09 23:28:12 +0000 2016
  • RT @AdrianeZane: Lol. MT @HaroldItz: BREAKING EXCLUSIVE VIDEO Rudy Giuliani appears outside restaurant where Trump and Romney dining https:… Fri Dec 09 23:18:42 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert Elderly Asian gentleman. You understand. Fri Dec 09 23:06:14 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert alas I am in T’ranna Fri Dec 09 23:01:40 +0000 2016
  • Want to know why Trump won? This thread pretty much explains it. https://t.co/VS0XdQI4Zh Fri Dec 09 22:49:03 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert your continued struggle to be useful amuses me Fri Dec 09 22:44:52 +0000 2016
  • What? There’s a Civilization 6? Why was I not informed? #fb Fri Dec 09 22:40:26 +0000 2016
  • @adr Thanks. I feel old now. Fri Dec 09 22:34:44 +0000 2016
  • Welsh hotel staff beat a kitten to death with a rolling pin. Because evil is now the norm of the human world. https://t.co/prcOOq4Tl3 Fri Dec 09 22:32:17 +0000 2016
  • @Kidedoc Then what are you saying? It’s akin to shitting on Chinese space program because US got there first. Just be happy for people. Fri Dec 09 16:26:10 +0000 2016
  • @Kidedoc …why must you shit on the accomplishments of other universities? It’s a dickish thing to do. Fri Dec 09 16:23:50 +0000 2016
  • @Kidedoc I meant US military budget. But you see my point, I hope. No one argues that Harvard is the biggest kid on the block… Fri Dec 09 16:23:28 +0000 2016
  • @Kidedoc when a local uni is proud that one of its profs wins an award, do you turn around and say, “yeah but Harvard has Nobel laureates”? Fri Dec 09 16:20:03 +0000 2016
  • @Kidedoc by the same token, Canadian giving dwarfs Slovenian giving. Do we shit on Slovenian philanthropy? Fri Dec 09 16:18:29 +0000 2016
  • @Kidedoc that’s true for everything. NIH budget is bigger than entire Canadian federal budget. Does that mean our tax base doesnt matter? Fri Dec 09 16:17:57 +0000 2016
  • @Kidedoc I still don’t understand why you are minimizing this feat. But that’s your business. This is unparalleled in Canadian philanthropy. Fri Dec 09 16:16:30 +0000 2016
  • @Kidedoc Why are you comparing apples and oranges? Private unis have wealthier alumni. US schools have wider donor base. Fri Dec 09 16:10:22 +0000 2016
  • @Kidedoc Harvard is neither public nor Canadian. This is a huge figure for non-US PUBLIC universities Fri Dec 09 15:08:26 +0000 2016
  • RT @jefftiedrich: I never expected Kirk Douglas to outlive American democracy, but there you go Fri Dec 09 14:44:40 +0000 2016
  • Kirk Douglas turned 100 today. Even if Zod-awful 2016 still manages to take him, Kirk won. #fb Fri Dec 09 14:44:12 +0000 2016
  • Trapped in an igloo https://t.co/LGz2kK4Dg6 Fri Dec 09 04:03:38 +0000 2016
  • Hey JohnHarrisStevenson thanks for the follow! Fri Dec 09 03:29:25 +0000 2016
  • Antarctic ice shelf will melt & reveal alien spaceship that crashed there millions of yrs ago. Then shit will get real. Yep, I’m drunk. #fb Fri Dec 09 03:08:01 +0000 2016
  • Sweet Jeebus, students. Your interest is not “peaked”, it’s “piqued”… Unless you expect to become rapidly less interested from this point. Fri Dec 09 02:50:11 +0000 2016
  • @RedParrots they’ve decided to aim for another 400 million over next 2 years Fri Dec 09 02:39:42 +0000 2016
  • Met former finance minister Michael Wilson tonight. I don’t think he appreciated my humor. He’s in good company. #fb Fri Dec 09 02:38:41 +0000 2016
  • @RedParrots over past 5 years Fri Dec 09 01:51:59 +0000 2016
  • Listening to Michael Wilson speak right now. But all I keep thinking is that he went to school with Mick Jagger who just had a kid at 73 #fb Fri Dec 09 00:16:23 +0000 2016
  • At U of Toronto donor event where it was just announced that they raised $2 BILLION from philanthropic donors. Holy crap. #fb Fri Dec 09 00:07:22 +0000 2016
  • Pewdiepie claims Youtube is penalizing him because he’s White. I really don’t see his logic. https://t.co/njwFqQkisQ Thu Dec 08 22:50:56 +0000 2016
  • Other celebrities are dropping dead in 2016. Mick Jagger is fathering babies. Damn, son. #fb Thu Dec 08 22:47:49 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert you get nothin’ from this fallen Hindu, either Thu Dec 08 22:33:17 +0000 2016
  • Unhappiness is… Getting the time wrong, and barging into the wrong class shouting “I have arrived!” #fb Thu Dec 08 22:24:37 +0000 2016
  • RIP Greg Lake of ELP. 2016 is not going out without a fight. #fb Thu Dec 08 22:21:09 +0000 2016
  • Dear elderly celebrities: just hang on 3 more weeks. Just make it to 2017, please. #fb Thu Dec 08 22:20:35 +0000 2016
  • @122desdes damn you Thu Dec 08 22:11:21 +0000 2016
  • RIP John Glenn. Fuck you, 2016. #fb Thu Dec 08 21:33:11 +0000 2016
  • Airport dude: “Have you ever been randomly selected for additional screening before?” Me: “I’m a brown guy. What do you think?” Dude: *nada* Thu Dec 08 18:45:52 +0000 2016
  • “Excuse me sir, you’ve been ‘randomly’ selected for additional security screening.” #brownguy #airport Thu Dec 08 18:45:05 +0000 2016
  • Got stood up by a taxi just now. It’s the last time. I’m going Uber 100 percent of the time from now on. #fb Thu Dec 08 17:52:24 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert Makes me qualified to work for the Trump administration Thu Dec 08 15:19:29 +0000 2016
  • I just said publicly that 1 in a million is 10% #nocoffeeyet Thu Dec 08 15:12:09 +0000 2016
  • Kellie Leitch gets more disgusting by the day https://t.co/vyEyX6DZHn Thu Dec 08 13:15:23 +0000 2016
  • 7 people followed me and 2 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Thu Dec 08 11:38:21 +0000 2016
  • Oh Americans, you slay me. https://t.co/jT9or0S49s Thu Dec 08 05:07:54 +0000 2016
  • “He knows when you are sleeping. He knows when you’re awake. He’s a registered sex offender.” #fb Thu Dec 08 04:27:03 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/R1KAavDZij Thu Dec 08 03:26:23 +0000 2016
  • @adr of course they do Thu Dec 08 03:05:22 +0000 2016
  • oh dear https://t.co/GUYjWQ14rm Thu Dec 08 03:02:37 +0000 2016
  • RIP Peter Vaughan https://t.co/wWyD8x9aRU Thu Dec 08 00:15:26 +0000 2016
  • The only hangover treatment that works for me: sleep, ibuprofen, pseudoephedrine, French fries, coconut water, hot shower, and quiet weeping Thu Dec 08 00:12:18 +0000 2016
  • Uranus is the butt of too many jokes Thu Dec 08 00:10:44 +0000 2016
  • RT @HeadcACE1906: https://t.co/T2vaGaV4tK This the new head of small business under Trump Thu Dec 08 00:09:30 +0000 2016
  • RT @oneunderscore__: Fun fact: Linda McMahon will be the third member of Trump’s cabinet who has kicked a WWE announcer in the nuts twice i… Thu Dec 08 00:09:10 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/24RygUNxNI Thu Dec 08 00:08:10 +0000 2016
  • Well it happened. Linda McMahon is part of the Trump administration. Because at this point, why not. https://t.co/fpuUqoakgP Wed Dec 07 23:58:43 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert @brownjayson To be fair, people in Ohio also think their state is a palindrome #edjumacation Wed Dec 07 23:57:34 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/j0jjj5Kb87 Wed Dec 07 23:48:16 +0000 2016
  • Hey Edison Homes thanks for the follow! Wed Dec 07 21:43:47 +0000 2016
  • Just got an email informing us that a certain office will be “exceptionally closed” this afternoon. We don’t half-ass anything around here. Wed Dec 07 19:14:20 +0000 2016
  • Hey TalesfromtheRedChair thanks for the follow! Wed Dec 07 15:13:38 +0000 2016
  • Happy birthday, Noam Chomsky. Don’t let the haters get you down. #fb Wed Dec 07 15:02:45 +0000 2016
  • Ah, menthol-added talcum powder…. take me away! #fb Wed Dec 07 14:42:11 +0000 2016
  • Hey Charlotte thanks for the follow! Wed Dec 07 05:13:08 +0000 2016
  • Hey Chenoa Gross thanks for the follow! Wed Dec 07 03:43:17 +0000 2016
  • Hey Paul R. Pival thanks for the follow! Tue Dec 06 21:43:16 +0000 2016
  • Hey Carney Glanert thanks for the follow! Tue Dec 06 20:08:46 +0000 2016
  • @adr do it. DO IT! Tue Dec 06 18:58:53 +0000 2016
  • Hey Lola Dongles thanks for the follow! Tue Dec 06 18:23:11 +0000 2016
  • @adr hey have you tried our survey about predatory journals? https://t.co/spk7x4mQ3m Tue Dec 06 18:18:30 +0000 2016
  • Surveying university librarians for a study right now. Wow. I have never known a study population so eager to have their opinions heard! Tue Dec 06 18:05:10 +0000 2016
  • Menthol talcum powder in the crotchal region. You’re welcome. #fb Tue Dec 06 16:44:14 +0000 2016
  • My latest paper: “The Community Health Worker Model: A Grass-Roots Approach for Measles Prevention in Refugee Camps” https://t.co/qMtyb7vTWa Tue Dec 06 15:55:02 +0000 2016
  • University admin logic: a month before you write your grant, you need to submit a draft of the grant that you intend to write. Tue Dec 06 14:20:46 +0000 2016
  • “Want to live for 150 years? All you have to do is give up sex.” By the looks of this guy, it’s not by choice. https://t.co/fbWeqhpt2e Tue Dec 06 07:03:00 +0000 2016
  • Hey Godfrey Durham thanks for the follow! Tue Dec 06 03:03:08 +0000 2016
  • Hey Erik Abbink thanks for the follow! Tue Dec 06 02:43:10 +0000 2016
  • Statement by Patrick Warner about Steven Galloway https://t.co/av1PwKcjgY Tue Dec 06 01:21:29 +0000 2016
  • @khelmst They also say #stayhomewhereitswarmandwehavebooze Tue Dec 06 00:31:32 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert 😮 Mon Dec 05 21:42:35 +0000 2016
  • More than a little concerned by how many students can’t distinguish between an essay’s topic and its thesis. #fb Mon Dec 05 21:42:22 +0000 2016
  • Hey Jeannette Hayden thanks for the follow! Mon Dec 05 20:08:49 +0000 2016
  • RT @robannan: Announcement of the position of Chief Science Advisor by @ScienceMin. Apply by end of January! https://t.co/keJpri26tm Mon Dec 05 19:00:45 +0000 2016
  • The NY Times obituary for Castro was initially written in 1959 #fb Mon Dec 05 18:38:07 +0000 2016
  • Hey Tooky History thanks for the follow! Mon Dec 05 18:23:23 +0000 2016
  • .@DogulusPrime https://t.co/EbyS1xtFNE Mon Dec 05 16:51:10 +0000 2016
  • #goatse https://t.co/mZiKOl77wu Mon Dec 05 16:46:34 +0000 2016
  • @khelmst I’m a middle aged South Asian man, which means that a Beaver Tail will instantly give me diabetes 🙂 Might be worth it, though. Mon Dec 05 16:41:50 +0000 2016
  • .@uottawa to gut MILLIONS from budget. Meanwhile some senior admin get gigantic raises https://t.co/SUyKsVrOxw Mon Dec 05 16:36:48 +0000 2016
  • Unreasonable cuts to university budgets, classes overfull, profs let go, yet university presidents are overpaid https://t.co/mLePpZVFpC Mon Dec 05 16:35:20 +0000 2016
  • Academic witch hunts… a sign of the stupidity of the post-truth era https://t.co/7TyKkgdI9H Mon Dec 05 16:33:56 +0000 2016
  • @Kidedoc I’m brown. I have Caribbean blood. We of the spicy DNA were not meant for refrigerator activities. Mon Dec 05 14:37:40 +0000 2016
  • I can tell that Ben Carson is trending on Twitter because my sphincter tingles. Mon Dec 05 14:33:16 +0000 2016
  • @Kidedoc Better thing — stay home. Mon Dec 05 14:32:30 +0000 2016
  • @Kidedoc That, sir, is unacceptable language! Mon Dec 05 14:31:22 +0000 2016
  • @Ladiesrdtable thanks thanks 😉 Mon Dec 05 14:30:58 +0000 2016
  • @Kidedoc that was never in doubt Mon Dec 05 14:30:18 +0000 2016
  • Bloody imiagrunts https://t.co/icdYwZ8HBA Mon Dec 05 14:28:42 +0000 2016
  • I live near the canal in Ottawa, but have never skated on it. Because if it’s cold enough to freeze a canal, it’s cold enough to stay home. Mon Dec 05 14:23:52 +0000 2016
  • @DogulusPrime And so it begins Mon Dec 05 14:19:17 +0000 2016
  • Got an op-ed in today’s Hill Times https://t.co/4EJawr4dN7 https://t.co/4gifem7dcI Mon Dec 05 14:13:54 +0000 2016
  • Hey Dogulus Prime thanks for the follow! Mon Dec 05 14:13:09 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert @brittharr2 oop oop Mon Dec 05 14:04:34 +0000 2016
  • @brittharr2 @DavidBilbert hey at least she called me people #smallvictories Mon Dec 05 13:58:32 +0000 2016
  • 2 people followed me and one person unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Mon Dec 05 07:49:16 +0000 2016
  • This is FASCINATING. How to get rid of Donald Trump the day after he is inaugurated: https://t.co/IfiA53x4XS Mon Dec 05 06:47:39 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/v63zHMXBgK Mon Dec 05 05:18:44 +0000 2016
  • In the era of Trump, Santa Claus can’t be black. But Jesus can be white. Go figure. https://t.co/10AJdEdAZy Mon Dec 05 05:16:35 +0000 2016
  • Thomas Friedman books well summarized: “Friedman makes a list of his random observations, followed by a ‘Therefore…'” Mon Dec 05 05:14:35 +0000 2016
  • I defy you not to lose it https://t.co/MiKVMeBWe1 Mon Dec 05 04:30:48 +0000 2016
  • So it’s snowing in Hawaii. It’s almost like the “climate” is “changing”. Hmmmm….. Mon Dec 05 04:02:33 +0000 2016
  • Shit yes. This. https://t.co/26ZhJw4ill Mon Dec 05 03:58:04 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert Why thanks. It is. Mon Dec 05 03:09:19 +0000 2016
  • There’s a movement among bros to bring back the fanny pack. This must be stopped. At all costs. Mon Dec 05 03:00:38 +0000 2016
  • Twitter Tweets from 11-1-16 to 11-30-16 https://t.co/EiqPyH64YN Mon Dec 05 02:41:58 +0000 2016
  • WTF? Tom Cruise is in The Mummy remake? https://t.co/yVTHsigQqe Mon Dec 05 02:39:32 +0000 2016
  • RT @immlawyercanada: How can he be a lawyer when he’s resigned from the law society? https://t.co/8krHbkiRPi Mon Dec 05 02:33:17 +0000 2016
  • Twitter Tweets from 10-1-16 to 10-31-16 https://t.co/tMd3TgaF4B Mon Dec 05 02:32:36 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert Dude, get yourself blocked already. Don’t be a slacker! Mon Dec 05 02:26:03 +0000 2016
  • Now I want to know who else has preemptively blocked me Mon Dec 05 02:24:56 +0000 2016
  • .@DavidBilbert oops, just noticed that I once referred to him in an article as “a stunted monkey boy”. Maybe he’s justified in blocking me. Mon Dec 05 02:24:00 +0000 2016
  • @FletJan Me too! I just discovered that I was blocked by him. I feel a weird sense of pride 🙂 Mon Dec 05 02:20:23 +0000 2016
  • RT @TabathaSouthey: And … yet again Ezra Levant demonstrates why suing him for libel remains the perfectly sound retirement plan for 73% of… Mon Dec 05 02:19:31 +0000 2016
  • .@DavidBilbert is it wrong that I read his name as “irreLevant”? Mon Dec 05 02:18:35 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert I used to blog about him a lot. Then one of his followers suggested that Ezra might beat me up. https://t.co/zuR3VA9lK4 Mon Dec 05 02:12:42 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert Are you blocked, too? Go check! Mon Dec 05 02:10:24 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert @ezralevant yep. I accept that proudly. Mon Dec 05 02:09:26 +0000 2016
  • .@DavidBilbert FYI, “You are blocked from following @ezralevant and viewing @ezralevant’s Tweets” Mon Dec 05 02:08:16 +0000 2016
  • How is Ezra Levant still a thing? Mon Dec 05 01:56:58 +0000 2016
  • RT @germyradin: Donald Trump is just three Martin Shkrelis in a big coat. Mon Dec 05 01:56:01 +0000 2016
  • RT @Scott_Gilmore: Here’s the clip of @calxandr happily leading a “lock her up” chant at Ezra’s rally. Lay down with pigs, Chris, you’re… Mon Dec 05 01:55:23 +0000 2016
  • Alberta Conservatives chant “Lock her up!” Because they are following the Trump blueprint https://t.co/IiP1TkZ8xg Mon Dec 05 01:52:49 +0000 2016
  • @Audrey_Giles I had gastro on Friday. Bet its’s the same bug. Mon Dec 05 01:51:01 +0000 2016
  • How to send messages backwards in time https://t.co/XzuoqG4Dh2 Mon Dec 05 01:50:11 +0000 2016
  • How 2 Pro-Nazi Nobelists Attacked Einstein’s “Jewish Science” https://t.co/ceiKwKdjBD Mon Dec 05 01:25:45 +0000 2016
  • Congresswoman Who Used To Receive Welfare Wants To Drug Test Rich People Who Get Tax Breaks https://t.co/dqvFnjV6MS Mon Dec 05 01:05:53 +0000 2016
  • Decorated Muslim cop in NYC threatened with death for wearing hijab https://t.co/ZwMO9id4cE Mon Dec 05 00:41:38 +0000 2016
  • Ordinarily, I would see the plummet of the Euro as a clear sign that I should buy Euros.. except I don’t know how much longer it will exist! Mon Dec 05 00:37:28 +0000 2016
  • It’s quite telling how what’s trending worldwide is never what’s trending in the USA. #Twitter Mon Dec 05 00:34:32 +0000 2016
  • So, does the imminent collapse of the Euro now mean Canada’s fortunes are even more closely tied to the US dollar’s? #fb Mon Dec 05 00:26:18 +0000 2016
  • Hate the results of the Italian referendum, but love the photos of the Italian voters. Damn, how can they all be so fashionable? Mon Dec 05 00:24:10 +0000 2016
  • Dear European leaders, maybe you should stop having referendums for a while? At least, stop betting your governments on the results. Mon Dec 05 00:19:55 +0000 2016
  • Oh come on! Louis CK is coming to Vancouver, but nowhere else in Canada???? https://t.co/H79vFgAedD Sun Dec 04 23:46:13 +0000 2016
  • Gawd, how I resent my “liberal” friends who legitimized their bigotry in these ways. https://t.co/xheRrmng2R Sun Dec 04 23:11:53 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/AWfVyXlaD9 Sun Dec 04 23:10:22 +0000 2016
  • Trump, Brexit, Italy’s vote, Austria’s close election, France’s Le Pen, Canada’s Leitch… WTF, is it 1930 again? #Fascism #Fascism2016 Sun Dec 04 23:07:27 +0000 2016
  • I have a few politically conservative Facebook friends. All but a few have been silent on the Trump election. I find that…. interesting. Sun Dec 04 22:58:47 +0000 2016
  • I will no longer visit websites that require me to click through 100 pages when they could have just shown everything on one damned page. Sun Dec 04 22:53:20 +0000 2016
  • Austria already gave the world one far-right asshole. They’re not falling for that shit again. Sun Dec 04 22:45:24 +0000 2016
  • Hey Josh Denny thanks for the follow! Sun Dec 04 20:30:33 +0000 2016
  • Every single bloody time I’m in Toronto, there’s a TTC closure. #fb Sun Dec 04 17:10:29 +0000 2016
  • Recent Facebook Profile Pics https://t.co/w1PeKZg8W3 https://t.co/NDmIiYNKGQ Sun Dec 04 16:23:40 +0000 2016
  • Fuck you, 2016 https://t.co/5yrJOGX9P4 Sun Dec 04 16:10:05 +0000 2016
  • .@DanielleMuscato is a hero(ine): https://t.co/G602DK21qh Sun Dec 04 15:21:14 +0000 2016
  • Oh shit. It’s on! https://t.co/CEhRlACgx1 Sun Dec 04 15:05:40 +0000 2016
  • What people around the world eat in a given day https://t.co/nmQ4VoQgjj Sun Dec 04 14:55:57 +0000 2016
  • Hey Clap Viral thanks for the follow! Sun Dec 04 02:00:38 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert oh so you’re all about being driven by Brown dudes today Sat Dec 03 04:59:20 +0000 2016
  • When a Muslim comedian gets seated next to Eric Trump on a lengthy flight… https://t.co/6LBuFZBlGC Fri Dec 02 22:31:50 +0000 2016
  • Just watched Tomi Lahren being disassembled by Trevor Noah. That man has limitless patience. Fri Dec 02 22:19:44 +0000 2016
  • Man, Trevor Noah is so bad ass Fri Dec 02 22:15:57 +0000 2016
  • Unhappiness is… having to cancel the last epidemiology class of the semester because of what appears to be a stomach virus. Eww. #fb Fri Dec 02 17:47:01 +0000 2016
  • 4 people followed me and 2 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Fri Dec 02 09:31:32 +0000 2016
  • Hey Wade Arnold thanks for the follow! Fri Dec 02 01:05:31 +0000 2016
  • Deadline for Aga Khan Youth Fellowship program is Feb 2017 https://t.co/6POAXVdA1x Thu Dec 01 22:04:35 +0000 2016
  • Happiness is… a guest lecturer in your night class. Who’s going to be surfing Facebook? Not me! (Looks around nervously) #fb Thu Dec 01 19:26:09 +0000 2016
  • Happiness is… realizing your 2pm meeting is actually at 4pm. #fb Thu Dec 01 18:38:49 +0000 2016
  • Student essay contest on Canadian health policy and services, deadline Mar 31, 2017. Cash prizes! https://t.co/cafrZNfh1o Thu Dec 01 15:22:38 +0000 2016
  • my famous sister talking about Castro on Saskatoon TV https://t.co/AEFDyQOSfV Thu Dec 01 01:51:04 +0000 2016
  • “Let’s not confuse measurable with meaningful in primary care” by @Alimak_P https://t.co/VbQqoXlHIy Thu Dec 01 01:28:44 +0000 2016
  • RT @javeedsukhera: .@KellieLeitch @bigcitylib and your supporters trolled me. We need leaders who unite not divide. Sad to see your hateful… Thu Dec 01 01:21:47 +0000 2016
  • Muslim teen attacked by men with baseball bat… in Hamilton, one of the most racist cities in Canada, it seems https://t.co/I2uiOxKC0i Thu Dec 01 01:18:09 +0000 2016
  • Sweet Zod, ketchup-flavoured chips are good. Thu Dec 01 01:09:35 +0000 2016
  • When did PNG become a thing? Weren’t JPG and GIF good enough? Sheesh, people. Thu Dec 01 01:08:00 +0000 2016
  • Abstract submission for the 2017 @csebsceb conference in Banff (!!) is now open: https://t.co/8ZvrAEyNYO Thu Dec 01 00:39:08 +0000 2016