Twitter Tweets from 1-1-17 to 1-31-17

Archived Twitter tweets from 2017-01-01 to 2017-01-31, courtesy of the Twime Machine:

  • Our Prime Minister fights back against fake news. Love it. https://t.co/VYJamKW1bq Tue Jan 31 23:53:32 +0000 2017
  • Do we need more evidence that Fox is fake news? https://t.co/cHj0M6BUfV Tue Jan 31 22:45:45 +0000 2017
  • @DavidBilbert sweet. PS just you and me tomorrow night, big boy Tue Jan 31 22:40:04 +0000 2017
  • @spencerphil maybe she’ll get a cbc radio show Tue Jan 31 22:38:53 +0000 2017
  • You can’t spell kakistocracy without kaka. Actually, you can. But you see my point. #fb Tue Jan 31 20:38:10 +0000 2017
  • .@DavidBilbert @RedParrots https://t.co/YPadRKzzwN Tue Jan 31 20:33:56 +0000 2017
  • @DavidBilbert @jk_rowling *shrinks away to the shadows* Tue Jan 31 20:31:35 +0000 2017
  • @DavidBilbert @jk_rowling full of MILFy goodness Tue Jan 31 20:30:06 +0000 2017
  • @DavidBilbert i.e. you want an eat-in lavatory? Tue Jan 31 20:29:44 +0000 2017
  • Hey Adil Modan thanks for the follow! Tue Jan 31 20:25:29 +0000 2017
  • Hey Rehman Siddiq thanks for the follow! Tue Jan 31 19:30:44 +0000 2017
  • Hey TRAINED Academy thanks for the follow! Tue Jan 31 19:20:39 +0000 2017
  • #irony https://t.co/ZePHszPhFd Tue Jan 31 19:12:14 +0000 2017
  • RT @lsarsour: Hug a lawyer today. #NoBanNoWall https://t.co/Fg604zlCAl Tue Jan 31 18:54:09 +0000 2017
  • SCROTUS’s actions are horrifying. But I take solace in seeing how the world has responded. https://t.co/nIBeJ1bTkB Tue Jan 31 18:52:24 +0000 2017
  • RT @ColinWalmsley: Hey @KellieLeitch, something about your statement seemed a bit off, so I edited it for you #StandwithMuslims #WelcometoC… Tue Jan 31 18:36:05 +0000 2017
  • RT @yottapoint: This happened y’day to an Indian-American (Hindu) whom I know; this is what Bannon/Trump are fomenting esp w/ the EO https:… Tue Jan 31 18:34:05 +0000 2017
  • RT @MysteryCr8tve: Well, we are sorry @SpeakerRyan that we actually care about freedom & rights, you spineless twatwaffle. That constitutio… Tue Jan 31 18:14:02 +0000 2017
  • RT @MotherJones: Fox News was quick to imply the Quebec City attacker was an Islamic terrorist. Actually, he was a white nationalist. https… Tue Jan 31 18:06:33 +0000 2017
  • RT @johnvmoore: This is what happened when the British Parliament discussed @realDonaldTrump I am so embarrassed by our @POTUS via @cnn #He… Tue Jan 31 18:04:51 +0000 2017
  • @DavidBilbert You’d do other things to her face. I’ve seen your browser history. Tue Jan 31 17:59:13 +0000 2017
  • Hey messageLOUD thanks for the follow! Tue Jan 31 17:10:45 +0000 2017
  • Hey Chantal Danielle thanks for the follow! Tue Jan 31 16:50:29 +0000 2017
  • 2016 saw the deaths of beloved celebrities. 2017 sees the death of the last of the Nazi inner circle https://t.co/Kgvu5qSWRq Tue Jan 31 16:22:50 +0000 2017
  • Isn’t this what anti racism activists have been warning about for years? #fb https://t.co/yIiP2t6uak Tue Jan 31 16:04:31 +0000 2017
  • RT @rosesurnow: I guess my favorite thing about the @BarackObama administration was being able to sleep at night. Tue Jan 31 16:03:14 +0000 2017
  • RT @ArarMaher: Anti-halal food campaigns, anti-hijab laws, Islamophobic fearmongering journos & politicians & Quebecers are “shocked” at th… Tue Jan 31 16:03:00 +0000 2017
  • Michael Chong looks like a good leadership candidate https://t.co/DIxleLCYdl Tue Jan 31 16:02:47 +0000 2017
  • RT @kinsellawarren: Wouldn’t you want to be Ms. Yates’ libel lawyer? You could retire on this sucker. (PS: yes, it’s real.) https://t.co/Ra… Tue Jan 31 16:01:56 +0000 2017
  • RT @timperone: Someone updated Sally Yates’ Wikipedia page https://t.co/BkPynP3h3w Tue Jan 31 14:17:21 +0000 2017
  • #fb https://t.co/zafHZkPXb0 Tue Jan 31 14:15:36 +0000 2017
  • RT @InklessPW: I *strongly* encourage all undecided Conservative Party members to read the comment board on Kellie Leitch’s Facebook page. Tue Jan 31 14:15:23 +0000 2017
  • RT @AltStateDpt: White nationalist suspected of killing 6 at CDN mosque. Comparison: 783k refugees who entered US since ’01 have committed… Tue Jan 31 14:15:15 +0000 2017
  • RT @Justin_Ling: Mohamed Belkhadir, the man police arrested as a suspect in the mosque attack, was just trying to perform first-aid. https:… Tue Jan 31 14:13:33 +0000 2017
  • RT @jimjefferies: people say “you’re a comedian stick to telling jokes and don’t talk about politics”. You’re a plumber….Stop taking abou… Tue Jan 31 14:12:39 +0000 2017
  • Hey Monidipa Tisha Saha thanks for the follow! Mon Jan 30 19:17:44 +0000 2017
  • RT @GeorgeTakei: Starbucks offers 10,000 jobs to refugees, gets boycotted by alt-right and conservatives. Cuz that went so well with Rogue… Mon Jan 30 18:56:06 +0000 2017
  • RT @ddale8: Raptors star on Muslim ban: “I think it’s bullshit.” Reporter: Wanna try that again without swearing? Lowry: Nope. https://t.co… Mon Jan 30 18:55:21 +0000 2017
  • Good news. Home 41 feels better. But that’s a horrifying photo. https://t.co/AG2g5sDk9P Mon Jan 30 18:33:01 +0000 2017
  • Some idiot just posted, “Before Muslim immigration, there was no terrorism in Quebec.” I guess to some (idiots), history starts AFTER 1970. Mon Jan 30 18:14:34 +0000 2017
  • RT @kinsellawarren: You realize piss off, right? https://t.co/Lk4Ub6F4cO Mon Jan 30 17:50:36 +0000 2017
  • RT @AcademiaObscura: Passive voice protip. https://t.co/vtzGWhqGXx Mon Jan 30 16:19:35 +0000 2017
  • @brittharr2 your professor cured you of your “ways” Mon Jan 30 16:09:46 +0000 2017
  • @brittharr2 “…so damned good looking”? Mon Jan 30 16:01:37 +0000 2017
  • Hey Bob Crowe thanks for the follow! Mon Jan 30 13:03:00 +0000 2017
  • I once met Kelly Anne Conway on Tindr. I swiped far right. Mon Jan 30 11:51:49 +0000 2017
  • 14 people followed me and 7 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Mon Jan 30 08:41:57 +0000 2017
  • To be generous, Sean Spicer is an idiot https://t.co/iLTwh9nr40 Mon Jan 30 06:33:11 +0000 2017
  • RT @Justin_Ling: No. and anyone publishing names/photos/identities, at this point, is making it up. https://t.co/DTZEAXWKQ1 Mon Jan 30 06:16:33 +0000 2017
  • This is why Nazis get punched. https://t.co/mUZ6yvEv5w Mon Jan 30 05:29:33 +0000 2017
  • RT @bob_crowe: Waiting for @KellieLeitch’s first sanctimonious tweet about the Sainte-Foy murders. Let’s see if she recognizes her contribu… Mon Jan 30 05:25:35 +0000 2017
  • This is why Superman is a hero. https://t.co/Gz8fdbwVjj Mon Jan 30 05:22:00 +0000 2017
  • RT @aamer_rahman: My kids: ‘So how did fascism return so easily?’ Me: ‘People did stupid things like this.’ https://t.co/kWDbSfAdsc Mon Jan 30 05:16:53 +0000 2017
  • .@RedParrots https://t.co/82RWUDKOqg Mon Jan 30 00:29:12 +0000 2017
  • Watching to see what Canadian conservative leadership candidates say about #MuslimBan. There’s been a curious and telling silence from most. Mon Jan 30 00:19:44 +0000 2017
  • RT @mikesbloggity: Why in the hell is The Conservatives’ @RonaAmbrose staying silent on the #MuslimBan? Saying nothing, says a lot. Mon Jan 30 00:18:39 +0000 2017
  • RT @mikestanek: #Dulles update: some US passport holders are also being pulled aside, understand they’re being asked for social media handl… Mon Jan 30 00:18:05 +0000 2017
  • We must remember the names of the people who support the monster Trump. I look forward to the trials. https://t.co/c6i1jcSby5 Mon Jan 30 00:17:09 +0000 2017
  • RT @yashar: Steve Bannon said media needs to keep its mouth shut. I’ve published Bannon’s entire divorce file instead. https://t.co/QnsY2LL… Mon Jan 30 00:13:30 +0000 2017
  • Hey Erin Curran thanks for the follow! Mon Jan 30 00:12:35 +0000 2017
  • RT @woodruffbets: #Dulles https://t.co/9QSR75Eb3J Mon Jan 30 00:12:30 +0000 2017
  • RT @Jodette7: #angelamerkel #GenevaConvention https://t.co/cqo7xMk1xV Mon Jan 30 00:10:52 +0000 2017
  • RT @chrisrock: I’m not even gonna complain . https://t.co/m2DziLaTF8 Mon Jan 30 00:07:53 +0000 2017
  • RT @saletan: God bless Chris Wallace for not interrupting this spectacular Kellyanne Conway meltdown. https://t.co/83lZm5Ylem Mon Jan 30 00:06:39 +0000 2017
  • The moment you finally buy a month’s worth of kleenex is the moment your nose finally stops dripping. #fb Sun Jan 29 23:51:40 +0000 2017
  • @EmilyPrieur oh yeah. that thing. Sun Jan 29 23:51:06 +0000 2017
  • Hey Emily Prieur thanks for the follow! Sun Jan 29 23:42:24 +0000 2017
  • “A government which refuses to respect the orders of its own courts is called a regime.” -@Snowden Sun Jan 29 23:24:38 +0000 2017
  • @DavidBilbert Mark Wahlberg is a beard? Sun Jan 29 23:23:56 +0000 2017
  • https://t.co/ulacGmcF2g Sun Jan 29 22:58:01 +0000 2017
  • Hey SoundHub thanks for the follow! Sun Jan 29 22:52:09 +0000 2017
  • Unhappiness is when your expensive wireless mouse dies, and you have to rush to dollar store to buy an old fashioned wired mouse like a pleb Sun Jan 29 19:04:22 +0000 2017
  • Speaking today about careers to a bunch of high school students. No I didn’t tell them there’s no future. But with… https://t.co/qzrKsWoLYp Sun Jan 29 19:02:23 +0000 2017
  • RT @globeandmail: Canadian tech leaders ask Ottawa for temporary visas after Trump order https://t.co/aIdEekbqJR Sun Jan 29 16:47:25 +0000 2017
  • RT @TheNewDeal: Show me who you run with and I’ll show you who you are… If you surround yourself with white nationalist… #StopPreside… Sun Jan 29 16:21:04 +0000 2017
  • RT @johnpaulfarmer: I’m 20 minutes from landing at JFK. Pilot just warned us about delays due to #NoBan protests at T4. The passengers’ r… Sun Jan 29 16:20:49 +0000 2017
  • RT @MysteryCr8tve: Child, I know you likely had people take all your tests for you, but there was a thing called the French Revolution. You… Sun Jan 29 16:20:39 +0000 2017
  • RT @AleanaYoung: Remember: the Premier grabbed headlines & support by calling for a halt on refugees 6 weeks after poor, tiny Alan Kurdi di… Sun Jan 29 16:18:56 +0000 2017
  • #fb https://t.co/vQkpLGnAIz Sun Jan 29 15:43:08 +0000 2017
  • Priebus resignation in 5, 4, 3…. #fb Sun Jan 29 15:36:37 +0000 2017
  • RT @RoguePOTUSStaff: POTUS fuming after judge order last night. Suggested having agents to “do it anyway” & ignore order. Preibus said to b… Sun Jan 29 15:35:33 +0000 2017
  • Republicans need to ask themselves if they are the baddies https://t.co/Q2zIaRvY5X Sun Jan 29 15:28:15 +0000 2017
  • RT @GavinNewsom: Thank you @ACLU for standing up for our brothers and sisters and fighting against this immoral injustice. https://t.co/ON… Sun Jan 29 03:21:13 +0000 2017
  • RT @AltYosemite: Share if you’re with her! #sciencematters #imwithher #ClimateChangeIsReal #resist https://t.co/x3Vko1CkST Sun Jan 29 03:18:55 +0000 2017
  • @RedParrots going to have to update that list in a few months Sun Jan 29 03:17:28 +0000 2017
  • @RedParrots https://t.co/8ALXDVf1WN Sun Jan 29 03:14:02 +0000 2017
  • @RedParrots My theory is that we all died in 2012, and this is the shared afterlife Sun Jan 29 03:12:13 +0000 2017
  • @RedParrots the plot, much like Trump’s belly, thickens Sun Jan 29 03:08:34 +0000 2017
  • Hey Billietweets thanks for the follow! Sun Jan 29 03:07:32 +0000 2017
  • Today’s (temporary) victory over the #MuslimBan was by @ACLU, and not the Democratic Party. What’s going on, Americans? #fb Sun Jan 29 03:07:03 +0000 2017
  • RT @eissacaylward: it really cannot be overstated just how little the democratic party did today Sun Jan 29 03:06:17 +0000 2017
  • Russian spy suspected of leaking the Trump dossier has been found MURDERED. https://t.co/LlwzLeup1X Sun Jan 29 03:05:05 +0000 2017
  • RT @mcuban: I actually feel a little sorry for what @seanspicer is going to have to go through his next presser #explainitall Sun Jan 29 03:02:31 +0000 2017
  • RT @RealDonalDrumpf: If you’re looking for a leader willing to defend American values, there’s always this guy. https://t.co/YWBPa7YOHl Sun Jan 29 03:01:07 +0000 2017
  • RT @nssaltfarmer: @kinsellawarren How is @CNN and @CBCNews etc not live with these events? This storyline is the best example of US democra… Sun Jan 29 02:56:53 +0000 2017
  • @fionalander show off 😉 Sun Jan 29 02:56:38 +0000 2017
  • RT @AstroKatie: If you’re someone w prominence & power in the US, take a moment & ask if you want the word “collaborator” next to your name… Sun Jan 29 02:55:45 +0000 2017
  • RT @JohnDingell: Am I doing Throwback Thursday right? https://t.co/mjmyZfA1KV Sun Jan 29 02:36:29 +0000 2017
  • Hey Omar Kandel thanks for the follow! Sun Jan 29 02:32:13 +0000 2017
  • RT @M_Breen: Iraq vet w/ 4 Purple Hearts, drove two hours to Dulles w/ his son. Nobody called him. He just came. Why? “Not what I fought… Sun Jan 29 02:31:58 +0000 2017
  • Hey Hanna Ladoul thanks for the follow! Sun Jan 29 02:22:24 +0000 2017
  • In celebration of their victory today over the #MuslimBan, I just donated money to the @ACLU …and I’m a Canadian living in Canada. Sun Jan 29 02:21:33 +0000 2017
  • No prouder badge of honour than being hated by “Dr” David Duke. Good job @JustinTrudeau https://t.co/1jTQw41bww Sun Jan 29 02:07:53 +0000 2017
  • RT @donttrythis: Protecting each other from HARM is 1 of our dearest AMERICAN VALUES. We who stand on the side of HUMANITY protest this NAK… Sun Jan 29 02:04:08 +0000 2017
  • RT @H_Lad: If anyone speak Farsi or Arabic, interpreters needed at LAX #MuslimBan #LAX Sun Jan 29 02:00:59 +0000 2017
  • I’m hearing rumors that a federal judge has granted a STAY of SCROTUS’s #MuslimBan as a result of an ACLU legal challenge! Sun Jan 29 01:59:54 +0000 2017
  • RT @AleneTchek: Crowds at LAX chanting “Let them in!” Protest against refugee ban is growing. https://t.co/tXMmnIJbVP Sun Jan 29 01:57:50 +0000 2017
  • Immensely cool that our Transport Minister –an astronaut– is the most active Canadian politician responding to the #MuslimBan. Sun Jan 29 01:56:42 +0000 2017
  • RT @xojasmyn_: TO ANY OF YOU TRUMP DICK RIDERS WHO THINK THIS #MUSLIMBAN IS OKAY BY ANY MEANS https://t.co/ufi8U1sEPx Sun Jan 29 01:51:02 +0000 2017
  • RT @FearDept: We may not allow green card holders from blacklisted countries to return. Some have stuff here that we could take. https://t.… Sun Jan 29 01:49:22 +0000 2017
  • RT @minakimes: Will you stand with them when they report hate speech to you? https://t.co/PxgXDkiS4m Sun Jan 29 01:49:02 +0000 2017
  • When listening to SCROTUS justify #MuslimBan, remember his top advisors are card-carrying white supremacists. This is always about racism. Sun Jan 29 01:44:22 +0000 2017
  • RT @mikd33: The ones that make fun of “safe spaces” are the ones that cower behind the #MuslimBan. Sun Jan 29 01:42:39 +0000 2017
  • Come to Canada, please. https://t.co/MLL97qyhkr Sun Jan 29 01:37:35 +0000 2017
  • RT @kphipps3000: O’Hare now. https://t.co/8pHIXK1u9t Sun Jan 29 01:36:20 +0000 2017
  • RT @nminsker: If detained at CA airport under Executive Order call local #ACLU hotline: SFO 415-621-2488 LAX 213-977-5245 SAN 619-398-4485… Sun Jan 29 01:34:30 +0000 2017
  • If you’re so convinced you’re in the right, and that you have the people’s support, why the need to control everyon… https://t.co/7qNV076Qhx Sun Jan 29 01:33:07 +0000 2017
  • Lawyers are the butts of many jokes. But they are also the front line soldiers in the defence of civilization and human rights. Sun Jan 29 01:27:52 +0000 2017
  • RT @WomaninHavana: Proud of my lawyer colleagues in America tonight, rushing pro bono to help people detained by a disgrace for a President… Sun Jan 29 01:26:55 +0000 2017
  • RT @liamstack: NY Gov. Andrew Cuomo just ordered Port Authority to un-suspend AirTrain service so protesters can get to JFK. https://t.co/4… Sun Jan 29 01:26:41 +0000 2017
  • RT @EpgntxEinstein: This is what happens when a country is run by people who have had limited life experiences, and live in fear of their o… Sun Jan 29 01:26:23 +0000 2017
  • The plot thickens. NOW what will Netanyahu say? https://t.co/pJW5tYDKa5 Sun Jan 29 01:23:50 +0000 2017
  • RT @Pres_Bartlet: I want to be there when Pence, Ryan, etc. get to the pearly gates and St. Peter says they not welcome in heaven due to ex… Sun Jan 29 01:18:27 +0000 2017
  • @that_twit_trump @realDonaldTrump @nytimes @washingtonpost the hot air reveals itself Sun Jan 29 01:14:32 +0000 2017
  • @NotThatGreg they’re probably secretly relieved Sun Jan 29 01:07:23 +0000 2017
  • SCROTUS’s #MuslimBan is outright illegal. If you’ve been affected, I hope you take legal action https://t.co/fe1rt3Wu62 Sun Jan 29 01:05:59 +0000 2017
  • Just heard: SCROTUS signed new EO removing Director of National Intelligence & Joint Chiefs of Staff from the National Security Council. WTF Sun Jan 29 00:52:01 +0000 2017
  • Here’s a good breakdown of the specifics of SCROTUS’s #MuslimBan. Understand it for yourself: https://t.co/Syq7HPOcIf Sun Jan 29 00:49:33 +0000 2017
  • SCROTUS’s #muslimban prioritizes entry of religious minorities. All refugees should claim to be Druids or Jedi. Can’t prove they’re not! #fb Sun Jan 29 00:46:35 +0000 2017
  • @RedParrots maybe these aren’t the druids you’re looking for Sun Jan 29 00:40:00 +0000 2017
  • Meanwhile Lindsay Lohan meets with Turkish President Erdogan. Err… what? https://t.co/mTFpX1zgfH Sun Jan 29 00:37:07 +0000 2017
  • @RedParrots Druids? Sun Jan 29 00:35:27 +0000 2017
  • Defenders of #muslimban saying only applies to refugees from 7 countries for 90 days. Clearly not true: tourists & green card holders denied Sun Jan 29 00:35:14 +0000 2017
  • Took a moment to read Trump supporters’ defence of the #muslimban. Smh. So dumb. So self-deluded. So unaware of the actual facts. #fb Sun Jan 29 00:31:51 +0000 2017
  • Canada now entertaining asylum requests from US green card holders turned away by #MuslimBan. We should sue SCROTUS for the admin costs. #fb Sun Jan 29 00:19:41 +0000 2017
  • RT @acoyne: Trade war w/Mexico. Tensions w/China. TPP dead. Health care chaos. EU coming apart. Putin rising. Refugee crisis. ARE YOU NOT… Sun Jan 29 00:16:56 +0000 2017
  • RT @HumzaYousaf: After hearing Iranian woman who lives in Glasgow affected by Trump’s #MuslimBan @WomenForIndy raised money cover her fligh… Sun Jan 29 00:16:19 +0000 2017
  • RT @kylegriffin1: David Duke sure does love Trump’s Executive Order. https://t.co/PAAGTUCEYD Sun Jan 29 00:10:02 +0000 2017
  • SCROTUS’s immigration ban is, frankly, illegal. I look forward to the billions of dollars in lawsuits that are in Trump’s future. Sun Jan 29 00:06:07 +0000 2017
  • RT @PochoDotCom: As promised, Donald Trump is building that wall (toon) https://t.co/GgPLorS0Ew via @laloalcaraz https://t.co/RpR1vMMAcf Sun Jan 29 00:04:33 +0000 2017
  • RT @TomHoltzPaleo: To those actually enforcing the ban: yes, you are just following orders. Keep in mind how history judges people who foll… Sat Jan 28 23:55:47 +0000 2017
  • The progroms have begun, US airports are now internment camps, and yet bloody sports updates are what’s trending on Twitter #muslimban Sat Jan 28 23:41:59 +0000 2017
  • All the tough guys who chimed, “If I lived in Nazi Germany, I wouldn’t have put up with that shit!” Well here’s yo… https://t.co/s0xFPAKc29 Sat Jan 28 23:39:34 +0000 2017
  • Hey Erin T. Tamez thanks for the follow! Sat Jan 28 23:37:11 +0000 2017
  • History will remember what side you were on today. I’m on the side of humanity. #MuslimBan Sat Jan 28 23:31:11 +0000 2017
  • RT @EdgeofSports: The silence from Republicans who condemned the #MuslimBan last year is deafening. It’s also breathtaking in its nakedly r… Sat Jan 28 23:29:49 +0000 2017
  • RT @igorvolsky: Republican senator speaks out against Trump’s #Muslimban. So far, I see two GOPers in opposition: @SenSasse Rep. @justin… Sat Jan 28 23:29:25 +0000 2017
  • So has JFK become a de facto internment camp? #SCROTUS #fb #MuslimBan Sat Jan 28 23:24:20 +0000 2017
  • RT @kinsellawarren: Oh, look. Inmate 18330-424 is heard from. #cdnpoli #uspoli https://t.co/liF9XtHrOr Sat Jan 28 23:21:55 +0000 2017
  • RT @JackSmithIV: Lawyers are arriving by the dozens to JFK, taking shifts outside of international arrivals. Here’s their call to action: h… Sat Jan 28 23:20:45 +0000 2017
  • RT @samsanders: Less than a day after its signature, Trump administration already getting sued over its refugee ban. @aclu case here https:… Sat Jan 28 21:18:21 +0000 2017
  • This is sure to give @KellieLeitch a stroke. https://t.co/yVsogDQAyT Sat Jan 28 21:17:43 +0000 2017
  • #trump #SCROTUS https://t.co/C0pdLYfOVp Sat Jan 28 21:04:12 +0000 2017
  • Kinda hoping something larger was holding the human https://t.co/Q9Gff9sQkT Sat Jan 28 20:42:47 +0000 2017
  • Yes. One win for civil liberties: “Judge refuses to toss lawsuit on harsh CIA interrogation.” https://t.co/B9QpRRhERI Sat Jan 28 20:39:13 +0000 2017
  • Iran bars Americans in retaliation for Trump’s ban. I see their point, but how many Amercans does this disappoint? https://t.co/dUJGjAEPg3 Sat Jan 28 20:36:46 +0000 2017
  • RT @ddale8: So, according to the State Department, Iranian-Canadians, Iraqi-Canadians, Syrian-Canadians cannot travel to the US now. Sat Jan 28 19:54:59 +0000 2017
  • RT @bitchcraftTO: Dilemma: Do I read today’s political headlines, or just stab myself repeatedly in the eyes? Sat Jan 28 19:51:47 +0000 2017
  • Beekeeping is 9000 years old. Yet we’re still making dramatic innovations. Fascinating. https://t.co/SFmK2ukIkc Sat Jan 28 19:38:53 +0000 2017
  • Hey I’m not fat choy. I lost some weight! Stop calling me fat choy! #fb Sat Jan 28 18:15:21 +0000 2017
  • “I’m not a virgin. I’ve had alternative sex.” Sat Jan 28 16:55:57 +0000 2017
  • Explains much. https://t.co/klECB79W2y Sat Jan 28 16:30:43 +0000 2017
  • What I learned today: Olivia Newton-John is the granddaughter of Nobel prize-winning physicist Max Born. #fb Sat Jan 28 16:21:24 +0000 2017
  • When did Bill Maher become everyone’s old bigoted grandpa? #fb Sat Jan 28 15:24:49 +0000 2017
  • Hey Whistle Blower thanks for the follow! Sat Jan 28 14:17:12 +0000 2017
  • Hey stefani thanks for the follow! Sat Jan 28 09:02:14 +0000 2017
  • Why do people keep letting Grover Nordquist onto their TV shows? #fb Sat Jan 28 07:17:55 +0000 2017
  • Ugh. Dear politicians and pundits, “cyber” is a prefix, not a noun. #fb Sat Jan 28 07:05:10 +0000 2017
  • When Trump news gets me down, I relive the unspeakable cool that was David Bowie https://t.co/SB4FdbEilA Sat Jan 28 06:10:16 +0000 2017
  • Hey Smart OFFICE thanks for the follow! Sat Jan 28 05:02:46 +0000 2017
  • Hey Cathy Cabrices thanks for the follow! Sat Jan 28 04:07:32 +0000 2017
  • RIP John Hurt https://t.co/txHaiyzRur Sat Jan 28 03:51:45 +0000 2017
  • Seriously, I’ve concluded that if you want to understand the rise of Trump, you should re-watch all of Babylon 5. Sat Jan 28 03:18:04 +0000 2017
  • RT @RoguePOTUSStaff: Tensions raw around the West Wing. Possibility that POTUS family members may have actually voted twice at his urging. Sat Jan 28 03:13:03 +0000 2017
  • RT @RoguePOTUSStaff: Overheard through locked door: “Don’t they know I’m the f— President!?” POTUS displeased at resistance. #resist Sat Jan 28 03:12:26 +0000 2017
  • RT @AltStateDpt: Remember today. Trump issued an executive order halting Syrian refugee intake. Today is also Holocaust Remembrance Day. #R… Sat Jan 28 03:08:07 +0000 2017
  • Fascist in Oval Office, virtual “resistance” in White House & federal departments. Some see as WWII redux. I see it as season 3 of Babylon 5 Sat Jan 28 03:00:58 +0000 2017
  • “Though only mentioned in Tolkien’s notes, the Nazgul were often accompanied by their dog, Reggie.” https://t.co/evVK4aVqGz Fri Jan 27 20:31:14 +0000 2017
  • Unhappiness is when you’re not a Dad, but you’ve got a Dad bod. #fb Fri Jan 27 20:27:51 +0000 2017
  • At a PhD thesis proposal defence. The chair just instructed us to judge on “ownership” of the content. All I heard was “bonership”. Fri Jan 27 19:05:05 +0000 2017
  • Just got an email from someone with surname “Nacarino” and all I hear in my head is, “Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Nacarino. Heyyyyyy Nacarino!” Fri Jan 27 18:15:11 +0000 2017
  • RT @AcademiaObscura: Where I am going with this paper. https://t.co/mdlKUE6Kld Fri Jan 27 18:08:36 +0000 2017
  • Hey I can’t unsee 👀 thanks for the follow! Fri Jan 27 16:55:04 +0000 2017
  • @DavidBilbert I want cold turkey dinner Fri Jan 27 15:40:25 +0000 2017
  • @JoyC_1234 ha Fri Jan 27 15:30:35 +0000 2017
  • @rondia but Belleville means pretty town! Brockville means… Family trees that don’t branch Fri Jan 27 15:20:06 +0000 2017
  • The train has stopped in Brookville. God help me. God help us all. #fb Fri Jan 27 15:14:30 +0000 2017
  • Hey Preet Dass thanks for the follow! Fri Jan 27 14:50:46 +0000 2017
  • “Sean Spicer looks like a guy with a boat who never shuts up about his boat.” – Chris Hardwick #fb Fri Jan 27 14:45:37 +0000 2017
  • Hey TrooperProject thanks for the follow! Fri Jan 27 12:35:33 +0000 2017
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  • Why is it always the dumbest people who speak loudly in public? Why can’t i overhear a couple of geniuses arguing for a change? #fb Fri Jan 27 11:40:19 +0000 2017
  • Riding the 6am via train to ottawa, surrounded by idiots who use the words “bro” and “dude” unironically. Kill me now. #fb Fri Jan 27 11:36:29 +0000 2017
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  • RT @RoguePOTUSStaff: Pres. Trump is already making waves at the office. Wants to be “the President who will be remembered as a King.” His… Fri Jan 27 05:42:11 +0000 2017
  • I don’t know if @RoguePOTUSStaff is real, but is definitely worth a follow if you are opposed to the alt-democracy that is SCROTUS Trump Fri Jan 27 05:39:45 +0000 2017
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  • Struggling tonight to get my inbox down to two digits. #fb Fri Jan 27 04:16:00 +0000 2017
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  • @fleedomsocks this archive might be more complete: https://t.co/cMWTVTbrlm Fri Jan 27 03:59:25 +0000 2017
  • 18th century Frenchman or teenage girl in 2017? https://t.co/kwnd4FkyCP Fri Jan 27 03:06:41 +0000 2017
  • A teacher tries to understand her Trump-supporting student. What starts out as enlightening, ends up as chilling. https://t.co/7hQ6VkrVSu Fri Jan 27 02:53:13 +0000 2017
  • @sophblack @realDonaldTrump @ABC I’m starting to suspect the world really did end in 2012 and this is all some shared afterlife delusion Fri Jan 27 02:45:28 +0000 2017
  • Biostatistician position in Ottawa https://t.co/CSzcW9N3MO Fri Jan 27 01:45:55 +0000 2017
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  • .@DogulusPrime https://t.co/GySvBh8v4S Thu Jan 26 22:01:17 +0000 2017
  • Yo, SCROTUS #WomensMarch https://t.co/brcP5X6AKn Thu Jan 26 21:56:45 +0000 2017
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  • Wow. Chelsea Manning (@xychelsea) has true political clarity of thought. After what she’s been through. https://t.co/WmB2yx8z5u Thu Jan 26 21:14:25 +0000 2017
  • Rational people see compromise as a social virtue. Fanatics see it as weakness. https://t.co/RxHsYLCMsm Thu Jan 26 21:09:57 +0000 2017
  • Here is a cleaner archive of the #whitehouseleak tweets https://t.co/cMWTVTbrlm Thu Jan 26 18:59:45 +0000 2017
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  • Is punching Richard Spencer the new ice bucket challenge? #fb Thu Jan 26 18:32:04 +0000 2017
  • Watch the @LetsTalkScience livestream on STEM careers on Jan 31: https://t.co/kOutMi6Lh4 Thu Jan 26 18:21:40 +0000 2017
  • @MrsHullabaloo I sure do. I miss the time when Bush Jr was the incarnation of evil. Compared to Trump, he seems so harmless! Thu Jan 26 18:10:48 +0000 2017
  • @brittharr2 nice pic 😉 Thu Jan 26 18:06:31 +0000 2017
  • @DavidBilbert I warned @BobRae48 about you. You know why. So does @brittharr2 Thu Jan 26 18:06:13 +0000 2017
  • US State department’s entire senior management team quits as Secretary Rex Tillerson takes up post https://t.co/Q7eDOtmEWq Thu Jan 26 17:50:01 +0000 2017
  • @DavidBilbert he transplanted his vulva hair Thu Jan 26 17:46:48 +0000 2017
  • #SCROTUS https://t.co/VUY4J4juPJ Thu Jan 26 17:44:08 +0000 2017
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  • Is SCROTUS going to re-open CIA’s trial-free torture-filled prisons? https://t.co/X3ax2sTE2l Thu Jan 26 15:45:46 +0000 2017
  • Every city needs a Planetarium, even in the digital age. Save Toronto’s https://t.co/A3OAMHyfCP Thu Jan 26 15:45:02 +0000 2017
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  • Save the McLaughlin Planetarium. https://t.co/cd9MO465RC Thu Jan 26 15:29:55 +0000 2017
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  • The #Whitehouseleak account was shut down. But all (or at least most) of the tweets are archived here: https://t.co/XLZ9X2m7gr Thu Jan 26 08:47:48 +0000 2017
  • Trump therapy https://t.co/8wiS5j30nN Thu Jan 26 08:46:00 +0000 2017
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  • #RobbieBurnsDay https://t.co/UeVWORUSrt Wed Jan 25 23:47:50 +0000 2017
  • @g_debroucker haha. I should charge a fee 🙂 Wed Jan 25 23:26:24 +0000 2017
  • #RobbieBurnsDay https://t.co/Wu6rJDY34z Wed Jan 25 23:22:15 +0000 2017
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  • @g_debroucker my vast, carefully cultivated network! Wed Jan 25 22:51:18 +0000 2017
  • Hummus and chocolate-covered almonds: a solid dinner, if accompanied by sufficient wine #fb Wed Jan 25 22:41:02 +0000 2017
  • permanent level 7 Senior Health Economist position with Ontario government https://t.co/tIS1kAIOu8 #fb Wed Jan 25 22:25:11 +0000 2017
  • At a meeting right now with both excellent coffee and excellent wine. Which one do I drink first????! #fb Wed Jan 25 22:19:18 +0000 2017
  • Mary Tyler Moore theme, sung by Sammy Davis Jr https://t.co/7Mz3hA64EM #fb Wed Jan 25 20:43:08 +0000 2017
  • RIP Mary Tyler Moore. Now I do feel old. #fb Wed Jan 25 20:40:33 +0000 2017
  • @DavidBilbert that’s just mental Wed Jan 25 20:29:44 +0000 2017
  • RT @immlawyercanada: Dear @KellieLeitch half of Canadians will be immigrants or the children of immigrants by 2036. You may want 2 rethink… Wed Jan 25 20:29:21 +0000 2017
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  • This looks ideal for @DogulusPrime ‘s separation anxiety. But so expensive! https://t.co/i72m8KAh8s Wed Jan 25 16:13:41 +0000 2017
  • The best shaving cream I’ve ever used is…. hair conditioner. #fb Wed Jan 25 15:59:35 +0000 2017
  • Congrats to my colleague Kumanan Wilson for producing a comic book about immunity https://t.co/V5zC5R7N65 Wed Jan 25 02:05:29 +0000 2017
  • Gawd. Nerds online are arguing over the architecture of the Death Star. I was done with that shit in 1977. #fb Tue Jan 24 23:27:21 +0000 2017
  • Hey @MMAFighting thanks for spoiling this week’s Celebrity Apprentice with your careless headline. SMH. Tue Jan 24 20:48:07 +0000 2017
  • One nice thing about the Trump win is that people are reading Orwell again. #fb Tue Jan 24 20:43:27 +0000 2017
  • I have a student whose last name is “Despot”. She’s destined for tyrannical greatness. #fb Tue Jan 24 20:23:45 +0000 2017
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  • I think there’s something in my eye… https://t.co/u2sAk8037Q Tue Jan 24 00:26:24 +0000 2017
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  • Hey Echoes of Carl Sagan thanks for the follow! Mon Jan 23 17:14:48 +0000 2017
  • Carl Sagan, 1995 https://t.co/l7F5iTyNrQ Mon Jan 23 16:56:38 +0000 2017
  • Gawd, how I love fiverr Mon Jan 23 16:37:15 +0000 2017
  • @squidalisha no Mon Jan 23 16:03:50 +0000 2017
  • “I hate dancing. I think it’s for people who can’t communicate verbally.” -Jon Richardson #fb Mon Jan 23 16:00:36 +0000 2017
  • https://t.co/tHaEKZs9xw Mon Jan 23 16:00:07 +0000 2017
  • @uOttawaHSNA better than some other options Mon Jan 23 15:07:28 +0000 2017
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  • Surreal watching @JayCarney and @AriFleischer discuss over twitter how current White House press secretary is lying #fb Sun Jan 22 19:20:16 +0000 2017
  • Is it ok to punch Nazis? https://t.co/x4iuTlh1Of Sun Jan 22 17:49:59 +0000 2017
  • RT @animasynthetica: My grandad didn’t fight Nazis in WWII for fascists to rise in power again. Now I will punch Nazis in his memory. Sun Jan 22 15:00:40 +0000 2017
  • Surprise surprise. What an unPresidential ass. https://t.co/5Kl0xc97Fd Sun Jan 22 14:55:35 +0000 2017
  • Oh Chael. That dad bod. #Bellator170 Sun Jan 22 05:02:47 +0000 2017
  • Hey Ottawa Deal Finder thanks for the follow! Sat Jan 21 23:13:17 +0000 2017
  • Why do I value the #womensmarch? It confirms for me that my outrage is not unreasonable or marginal. Sometimes that’s all we need. #fb Sat Jan 21 20:39:29 +0000 2017
  • #WomensMarch https://t.co/Zt19W93Eqv Sat Jan 21 20:16:06 +0000 2017
  • Is the #WomensMarch the largest political protest in world history? I think it might be. I guess SCROTUS is a uniter, after all. #fb Sat Jan 21 19:13:03 +0000 2017
  • RT @pattonoswalt: Hey @piersmorgan, I’m at the #MensMarch. Am I at the right Arby’s? No one’s here. I’m in a “Bro-varies Not Ovaries” half-… Sat Jan 21 19:03:09 +0000 2017
  • RT @Snowden: Listen, it’s alright to disagree with a protest, but diminishing them is what got us the problems we face today. Respect resis… Sat Jan 21 18:59:39 +0000 2017
  • RT @ddale8: The chant “hands too small to build a wall” makes no sense but would probably bother him more than the ones calling him a fasci… Sat Jan 21 17:41:34 +0000 2017
  • @loriayre I’m told by law profs that it’s not unusual for both countries to turn back protesters from abroad. Still, this sucks. Sat Jan 21 17:37:52 +0000 2017
  • RT @Duff_Goldman: The cake on the left is the one I made for President Obama’s inauguration 4 years ago. The one on the right is Trumps. I… Sat Jan 21 17:30:14 +0000 2017
  • RT @VergeScience: The Women’s March movement is taking place on every continent, even Antarctica https://t.co/PQwNH1m5ag https://t.co/pxjTa… Sat Jan 21 17:27:49 +0000 2017
  • Canadians traveling to #WomensMarch denied US entry https://t.co/DPWiZBWMYd Sat Jan 21 17:25:58 +0000 2017
  • From now on, I will refer to Trump as SCROTUS Sat Jan 21 17:24:53 +0000 2017
  • RT @JimGaffigan: I can’t believe every woman I know is marching in the streets and CNN is showing Trump pretending to believe in God. #Wome… Sat Jan 21 17:19:43 +0000 2017
  • RT @MooseAllain: Very sad to hear about Piers Morgan. Nothing’s happened to him, I’m just very sad to hear about him. Sat Jan 21 17:16:58 +0000 2017
  • Might I humbly suggest that Michael Moore can best help the movement by not being a part of it? #fb Sat Jan 21 16:35:08 +0000 2017
  • Dear global participants in today’s #WomensMarch : give ’em Hell. #fb Sat Jan 21 16:18:47 +0000 2017
  • I derive a special pleasure from muting Trump supporters. They keep tweeting at me, and have no idea I can’t see them. #fb Sat Jan 21 16:15:14 +0000 2017
  • I live blocks away from Ottawa’s #WomensMarch. Old guy in my condo: “what’s this? Some kind of parade?” #fb Sat Jan 21 16:09:53 +0000 2017
  • Hey eThrive thanks for the follow! Sat Jan 21 13:43:36 +0000 2017
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  • Puppy caught eating paper decides killing the witness is the only way out. https://t.co/uEEcYEvqsr Sat Jan 21 04:58:18 +0000 2017
  • RT @NancyPelosi: Rather than create jobs or build economy, @POTUS’s first action in office is to #MakeAmericaSickAgain Sat Jan 21 04:10:21 +0000 2017
  • Hey paladine thanks for the follow! Sat Jan 21 04:08:39 +0000 2017
  • RT @DavidOlusoga: https://t.co/Ii0bu2qGNr Sat Jan 21 04:07:48 +0000 2017
  • RT @getoffmylawn80: Those lamenting Nazis getting punched in the face but cheered a black kid getting shot 4 carrying Skittles can spare m… Sat Jan 21 03:48:20 +0000 2017
  • Watching the Rockettes perform for Trump, I get a strong Caligula vibe…. #fb Sat Jan 21 03:35:01 +0000 2017
  • How can anyone enjoy watching the Rockettes perform the inauguration ball, knowing they do so out of fear for their jobs? Sat Jan 21 03:32:59 +0000 2017
  • RT @PaulRudnickNY: At the Inaugural Ball the Rockettes are tapping in Morse Code: “They took our passports” #InauguralBall Sat Jan 21 03:30:03 +0000 2017
  • “you know what we had before Identity Politics? I’ll tell you. We had White Dudes.” https://t.co/s7YdLhvXHE Sat Jan 21 03:28:11 +0000 2017
  • If Abe Lincoln had had Twitter… https://t.co/Z7b5ZJCytz Sat Jan 21 02:34:36 +0000 2017
  • Sioux Lookout First Nations Health Authority will be recruiting public health professionals in Ottawa, Feb 10-11 https://t.co/CQdTRLzlGf Sat Jan 21 02:20:46 +0000 2017
  • .@neiltyson has more patience than I do for dealing with so-called science skeptics https://t.co/l5X1EbrFSE Sat Jan 21 02:02:16 +0000 2017
  • https://t.co/eFi3xetxKy Fri Jan 20 23:21:20 +0000 2017
  • RT @Queen_Europe: Word https://t.co/4AbXuA2I56 Fri Jan 20 23:17:23 +0000 2017
  • Today is also #NationalCheeseLoversDay. You know what that means… #fb Fri Jan 20 23:09:01 +0000 2017
  • @DavidBilbert is this part of your culture? Do I need to call the Barbaric Cultural Practices hotline? Fri Jan 20 23:06:00 +0000 2017
  • Today is #penguinawarenessday. I am now officially aware of penguins. Carry on. #fb Fri Jan 20 22:56:29 +0000 2017
  • Gonna have to switch to radio for all my US news. Can’t handle 4 years of looking at his orange hair and weak-chinned progeny. #fb Fri Jan 20 22:52:53 +0000 2017
  • A little advice for President Trump from Mr Spock https://t.co/9razQd9hh0 Fri Jan 20 22:26:12 +0000 2017
  • I hear Trump is renaming it the White Again House #fb Fri Jan 20 22:19:46 +0000 2017
  • Hey Penstra thanks for the follow! Fri Jan 20 22:03:15 +0000 2017
  • RT @Travon: Hillary: “Girl…” Michelle: “Mmmhmmm…” https://t.co/lT9yYDJgx9 Fri Jan 20 21:43:32 +0000 2017
  • RT @Jessthesav: Michelle looked into the camera like Jim does in The Office 😂😂 https://t.co/J1CXrFaKHB Fri Jan 20 21:42:02 +0000 2017
  • https://t.co/7W8tq1sHyh Fri Jan 20 21:40:17 +0000 2017
  • Some of these dumb university application portals won’t accept your letter unless you add a fax number. Really? You gonna fax me? From 1994? Fri Jan 20 21:08:22 +0000 2017
  • RT @HannahCranston: Outfits fit the time period we just sent our country back to… #Inauguration https://t.co/7C01ubgmAf Fri Jan 20 20:53:24 +0000 2017
  • RT @TrancewithMe: You’re not bitching like this when mobs smash up shit after SPORTS VICTORY celebrations, so it’s really you don’t like th… Fri Jan 20 20:52:42 +0000 2017
  • @DavidBilbert I hear you once ran a train on the train Fri Jan 20 19:59:48 +0000 2017
  • @DavidBilbert I know the train! Fri Jan 20 19:55:02 +0000 2017
  • Quickly, the master plan reveals itself… https://t.co/niAakW03UC Fri Jan 20 18:30:33 +0000 2017
  • Now let’s see how big and hairy these inauguration balls are. #fb Fri Jan 20 18:10:02 +0000 2017
  • Obama’s inauguration brought a tear to my eye. So did Trump’s. Different reasons, though. #fb Fri Jan 20 18:09:23 +0000 2017
  • I for one I’m glad I watched the #Inauguration of the last –I mean next– US President. #fb Fri Jan 20 18:00:57 +0000 2017
  • The fact that Trump has a guy named Roy Blunt gives me hope that he might be more laid back than I had feared. #InaugurationDay #fb Fri Jan 20 16:06:00 +0000 2017
  • What a joy to see Jimmy Carter up and about! #InaugurationDay #fb Fri Jan 20 15:57:28 +0000 2017
  • Yayyy! Jimmy Carter is here! #Inauguration #inaugurationday #fb Fri Jan 20 15:57:04 +0000 2017
  • Hillary still dressed like she represents the World Science Council from the year 2237 #InaugurationDay #fb Fri Jan 20 15:53:25 +0000 2017
  • Whenever reporters refer to “Obama aides” for a second I think they’re making a racist disease allusion. #Inauguration #fb Fri Jan 20 15:44:11 +0000 2017
  • Hey Kol Nom thanks for the follow! Fri Jan 20 15:23:17 +0000 2017
  • Hillary chooses the cream coloured pant suit. What does it mean? WHAT DOES IT MEAN??? #Inauguration #inaugurationday Fri Jan 20 15:20:23 +0000 2017
  • Following #DisruptJ20 I realize how little the media is showing of the true tone of #Inauguration #inaugurationday Fri Jan 20 15:14:36 +0000 2017
  • I sort of feel like the US Civil War actually ends today, and that the South won. #Inauguration #inaugurationday Fri Jan 20 15:04:47 +0000 2017
  • I’m most looking forward to seeing how YUGE Trump’s hands make the Lincoln Bible look. #Inauguration #inaugurationday Fri Jan 20 14:55:41 +0000 2017
  • RT @jefftiedrich: Trump’s #InaugurationDay speech will be the first in history to be just a list of petty grievances Fri Jan 20 14:54:42 +0000 2017
  • I wonder if Jimmy Carter will show up? #inaugurationday Fri Jan 20 14:50:38 +0000 2017
  • My Zod. I’m so creeped out watching Obama strain to be pleasant to the new orange overlord. This is so erie. #InaugurationDay #fb Fri Jan 20 14:44:57 +0000 2017
  • My live internet stream of #InaugurationDay was interrupted by an ad for the new Shaggy music video. And I couldn’t tell the difference. #fb Fri Jan 20 14:38:19 +0000 2017
  • @pickleskatie I’d rather a President Blart, for sure Fri Jan 20 14:34:19 +0000 2017
  • RT @melgabored: Canada is America’s attic where we keep the things we don’t use anymore. Like healthcare. And democracy. And elk. Fri Jan 20 14:32:59 +0000 2017
  • RT @moschinogrande: America once Trump is officially President #InaugurationDay https://t.co/k0fg6rceeK Fri Jan 20 14:28:34 +0000 2017
  • So erie to be able to watch Obama prowling about the White House as the movers are frantically transitioning #InaugurationDay Fri Jan 20 14:27:54 +0000 2017
  • .@DavidBilbert #InaugurationDay https://t.co/YHgj5MawEm Fri Jan 20 14:22:57 +0000 2017
  • The fact that we are now living in a Simpsons episode suggests to me we all drank the punch spiked with acid… https://t.co/HvXU4RMcVc Fri Jan 20 14:19:22 +0000 2017
  • The current actual status of the White House website describes what Trump intends to do all over the nation… https://t.co/hUp66P7tzo Fri Jan 20 14:14:33 +0000 2017
  • Much like Trump himself, Mia Khalifa made promises she won’t keep https://t.co/wsmobIfNP8 #InaugurationDay Fri Jan 20 14:12:03 +0000 2017
  • RT @worldlystone: Today the Pence robot will be unleashed. What happens next may shock you ⚡️🌈⚡️🌈⚡️🌈⚡️🌈⚡️🌈⚡️🌈⚡️ #InaugurationDay https:/… Fri Jan 20 14:06:04 +0000 2017
  • I feel like I’m watching The Penguin being sworn in as mayor of Gotham #InaugurationDay #fb Fri Jan 20 14:04:51 +0000 2017
  • #InaugurationDay https://t.co/9ioWq0kXXs Fri Jan 20 13:58:34 +0000 2017
  • RT @_smithjosh_: With an increasingly successful economy, Trump has big shoes to fill. Let’s just hope his feet are bigger than his hands.… Fri Jan 20 13:56:43 +0000 2017
  • I’m calling it now: in 2020, instead of a having an election, NBC is commissioned to produce “America’s Next Pesident” #inaugurationday #fb Fri Jan 20 13:53:15 +0000 2017
  • In an attempt to reach out to the Left, Trump attends #inaugurationday accompanied by Caitlyn Jenner https://t.co/JZHV1rFUA4 Fri Jan 20 13:51:32 +0000 2017
  • RT @davidschneider: So it’s happening. It’s actually happening. #InaugurationDay https://t.co/RAPtzPPWnA Fri Jan 20 13:47:04 +0000 2017
  • RT @Donalds_Diary: Can’t believe I wasn’t allowed tanks and missile launchers at my inauguration – what is this, Nazi Germany? #Inauguratio… Fri Jan 20 13:45:11 +0000 2017
  • RT @Justin12393LEE: #InaugurationDay We Hate Trump Like You Hated OBAMA. However We Hate Trump Because He Is Racist, You Hated Obama Becau… Fri Jan 20 13:37:22 +0000 2017
  • @mychaylo American democracy Fri Jan 20 04:13:27 +0000 2017
  • I’m calling it now. Sometime before the end of the Trump Presidency, there will a season of The Apprentice set in the White House. Fri Jan 20 04:06:06 +0000 2017
  • Cute baby raccoons mistakenly transported across country. Their poor mother. https://t.co/q4ACB4hAzA Fri Jan 20 04:02:00 +0000 2017
  • Trump team wanted tanks, missile launchers in parade. WTF? https://t.co/Vy2vRGs4CI #trumpinauguration Fri Jan 20 03:47:58 +0000 2017
  • I hope Biden changes the WHite House wifi password before he leaves, and not tell anyone #trumpinauguration #fb Fri Jan 20 03:43:16 +0000 2017
  • @DavidBilbert and they have actual abilities Fri Jan 20 03:40:13 +0000 2017
  • So glad Canada is about to legalize weed. I’m going to need to be numb and giggly for the next 4 years #trumpinauguration #fb Fri Jan 20 03:38:14 +0000 2017
  • .@DavidBilbert https://t.co/9XCcjMTZI2 Fri Jan 20 03:32:33 +0000 2017
  • Lincoln’s statue seems to be saying, “Where’s John Wilkes Booth when I need him?” #trumpinauguration Fri Jan 20 03:31:22 +0000 2017
  • RT @Tom39295721: I think Lincoln was glad he took a bullet watching this thing today #TrumpInauguration Fri Jan 20 03:30:44 +0000 2017
  • One change I am looking forward to, though, is when Trump has a stripper pole installed in the White House #TrumpInauguration #fb Fri Jan 20 03:24:33 +0000 2017
  • RIP Miguel Ferrer. Fri Jan 20 03:21:35 +0000 2017
  • RT @mattnathanson: love. this. https://t.co/RUFFbftmeE Fri Jan 20 03:14:56 +0000 2017
  • I hope all the cat owners in DC are hiding their pussies tonight. You know why. #TrumpInauguration #fb Fri Jan 20 03:14:10 +0000 2017
  • Sound familiar? #TrumpInauguration https://t.co/hJxBvPcjRS Fri Jan 20 03:11:47 +0000 2017
  • Mr Obama, you’ve got a few hours left in which to pardon @Snowden. Just do it, man. Just do it. Fri Jan 20 03:08:35 +0000 2017
  • RT @MJGWrites: At least one guy is happy about Trump; #TrumpInauguration https://t.co/l1zm5wowJW Fri Jan 20 03:00:44 +0000 2017
  • RT @Oosthuis1: The only things that can make this worse are an outbreak of syphilis and Coldplay #TrumpInauguration Fri Jan 20 02:59:56 +0000 2017
  • RT @NewAmericanFlag: #TrumpInauguration https://t.co/kqCYZfAVQT Fri Jan 20 02:58:26 +0000 2017
  • RT @JaredMilrad: How ironic that those who spent 8 years undermining & delegitimizing @BarackObama are now asking us “to come together.” #T… Fri Jan 20 02:57:42 +0000 2017
  • #TrumpInauguration https://t.co/9kNGF3PRvq Fri Jan 20 02:54:06 +0000 2017
  • @NateC2112 In the script, Tiffany is the one who gets converted to the good side Fri Jan 20 02:53:32 +0000 2017
  • Tell me these folks don’t look like the douchebag villains from pretty much every Hollywood thriller ever made.… https://t.co/tYFgk7yT6l Fri Jan 20 02:49:38 +0000 2017
  • RT @goodasyou: “Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for Mother Russia.” #TrumpInauguration Fri Jan 20 02:46:11 +0000 2017
  • @JonathanSellman can’t argue with science! (Unless you’re on the Trump cabinet) Fri Jan 20 02:42:13 +0000 2017
  • Does no one else chuckle when media mentions the “inaugural balls”? No? Just me? #trumpinauguration Fri Jan 20 02:40:49 +0000 2017
  • RT @Itsharryspring: Festivities at the #TrumpInauguration include an “all you can grab” pussy buffet and a Russian prostitute urination sta… Fri Jan 20 02:33:25 +0000 2017
  • Hey ROMAN ROMACH thanks for the follow! Fri Jan 20 02:33:17 +0000 2017
  • With the #TrumpInauguration we should retire Godwin’s Law. Making allusions to Hitler will be unavoidable. #fb Fri Jan 20 02:31:04 +0000 2017
  • So far no one from the future has come to stop the #TrumpInauguration. Therefore, either everything will be fine or there is no future. #fb Fri Jan 20 02:24:04 +0000 2017
  • RT @RangerGuy2000: Listening to @realDonaldTrump is like listening to a 3yr old who’s learnt words but doesn’t know how to make a sentence.… Fri Jan 20 02:22:34 +0000 2017
  • Dear USA, don’t forget to set your clock back 90 years tonight #TrumpInauguration #fb Fri Jan 20 02:16:05 +0000 2017
  • That look on Abraham Lincoln’s face tells the whole story #TrumpInauguration https://t.co/Jsgd2MaLrd Fri Jan 20 02:13:28 +0000 2017
  • I don’t subscribe to pseudoscience nonsense. But I got a spoonk mat this week. I fall asleep almost instantly on it. #fb Fri Jan 20 02:02:48 +0000 2017
  • Life Accordion to Trump @DavidBilbert @RedParrots https://t.co/MJUyjDGjmT Fri Jan 20 00:15:36 +0000 2017
  • “Like all opportunists, Kevin [O’Leary] shifts positions when it’s convenient” https://t.co/ERREjLDexu Thu Jan 19 21:00:48 +0000 2017
  • RT @FarAndWide: You know the world is messed up when Stephen Harper is the voice of reason. Thu Jan 19 20:49:11 +0000 2017
  • RT @canadiancynic: Oh, for fuck’s sake, can Stephen Harper just go back to kicking homeless people to death and leave us alone? https://t.c… Thu Jan 19 20:48:38 +0000 2017
  • Hey EasyCrypt thanks for the follow! Thu Jan 19 16:43:13 +0000 2017
  • Ontario colleges could increase executive pay by more than 50% https://t.co/NjZFopA4a8 Thu Jan 19 15:47:45 +0000 2017
  • “My last girlfriend said I was unnecessarily mysterious…. or did she?” -Milton Jones #fb Thu Jan 19 14:58:43 +0000 2017
  • “I thought Scotch eggs were where Scottish people came from.” #fb Thu Jan 19 14:35:16 +0000 2017
  • Is there anything more 80s than Bow Wow Wow singing about recording songs off the radio onto cassette tapes? https://t.co/1ymsLQLVst Thu Jan 19 09:45:28 +0000 2017
  • Sigh. I miss the 80s. https://t.co/J3xlFh6xrJ Thu Jan 19 09:43:09 +0000 2017
  • “My Mum’s a lot like the Beijing government. When you go ’round, you only see the nice China.” -Milton Jones #fb Thu Jan 19 08:12:19 +0000 2017
  • I have identical twins in my class, and they got the exact same mark. Would it be wrong to write them the exact same reference letter? #fb Thu Jan 19 07:32:36 +0000 2017
  • Unhappiness is buying paper towels when you meant to buy toilet paper. #fb Thu Jan 19 07:22:34 +0000 2017
  • Thank Zod most unis have switched to an online reference letter system. Wasn’t so long ago I had to print & mail hundreds of actual letters Thu Jan 19 07:19:35 +0000 2017
  • RT @normative: When I talk to students, I always show them this letter as a reminder of where unchecked surveillance power goes. https://t.… Wed Jan 18 20:13:15 +0000 2017
  • In a post-Trump world, asshole conservative politicians are actually grabbing pussies https://t.co/O00INBhpUK Wed Jan 18 20:07:28 +0000 2017
  • uOttawa migrating from Blackboard to Brightspace. I understand the reasons. But… sigh… one more bloody thing to deal with. #fb Wed Jan 18 20:06:00 +0000 2017
  • Summer student opportunities with Grand Challenges Canada! https://t.co/EVAIOF1zxs Wed Jan 18 18:59:42 +0000 2017
  • @adr You have to commit to it. It’s dumb, but it grows on you, like a friendly fungus or necrotizing fasciatis Wed Jan 18 18:48:48 +0000 2017
  • .@adr I could think of worse options https://t.co/nGAFyGbwa6 Wed Jan 18 18:46:05 +0000 2017
  • So it’s entirely possible that both Canada and the USA will be soon be ruled by right wing billionaire reality TV blowhards. #fb Wed Jan 18 17:19:17 +0000 2017
  • RT @steveburgess1: As Conservative leader, Kevin O’Leary would only join the election after the French part of the country voted. #CPCLdr #… Wed Jan 18 17:17:25 +0000 2017
  • @g_debroucker yeah. we actually have a study on this. i hope we’re not too late! Wed Jan 18 16:16:55 +0000 2017
  • RT @DLin71: In retrospect, the most unrealistic part of Batman Returns is when a tape is leaked of The Penguin being awful, and it ruins hi… Wed Jan 18 14:31:41 +0000 2017
  • 3 people followed me and 4 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Wed Jan 18 07:43:19 +0000 2017
  • RT @Justin_Ling: Leitch is now accusing Bernier for subsidizing businesses while he was in government. Does she know that she was in that… Wed Jan 18 01:45:33 +0000 2017
  • I had the best dream last night, about a 1980s episode of the Muppet Show that doesn’t exist! #fb Tue Jan 17 22:40:16 +0000 2017
  • Recent Facebook Profile Pics https://t.co/D96u8Ey7gC https://t.co/iljB4JqlW6 Tue Jan 17 18:56:04 +0000 2017
  • https://t.co/U3pRuTSJU1 Tue Jan 17 18:34:50 +0000 2017
  • “He’s so white he thinks a fist bump is a skin condition.” Tue Jan 17 17:53:10 +0000 2017
  • @RedParrots https://t.co/xDpnAwKS0w Tue Jan 17 16:41:48 +0000 2017
  • @RedParrots Charles Duke left his family portrait there https://t.co/ZyEwrmrh5D Tue Jan 17 16:40:03 +0000 2017
  • Are you a Canadian researcher who’s recently submitted a CIHR grant? We’d love to hear about your experiences: https://t.co/2RgM78YVLO Tue Jan 17 16:37:33 +0000 2017
  • @RedParrots ha. he left his daughter’s name written in the dust. no wind, so it’s still there. Tue Jan 17 15:32:16 +0000 2017
  • RIP Gene Cernan. We’ve now lost the first and last men to walk on the Moon. https://t.co/T6osdcR0dc Tue Jan 17 15:06:10 +0000 2017
  • “All my orgasms are lovingly hand crafted.” Tue Jan 17 09:02:10 +0000 2017
  • Hey Jacqui tunbridge thanks for the follow! Mon Jan 16 16:01:08 +0000 2017
  • Hey Chad Smith Principal thanks for the follow! Mon Jan 16 15:35:11 +0000 2017
  • Writing reference letters is something teachers do OUTSIDE their paid hours. https://t.co/QgQn2Y2Oce Mon Jan 16 14:44:57 +0000 2017
  • Hey Best of Blackadder thanks for the follow! Mon Jan 16 14:00:57 +0000 2017
  • HSS1101D – 2.2: https://t.co/5KqVPGZU4P via @YouTube Mon Jan 16 09:10:23 +0000 2017
  • Trump’s America and the New World Order: A Conversation With Noam Chomsky https://t.co/RfpiQr71yg Sun Jan 15 23:46:58 +0000 2017
  • Any uottawa undergrads interested in getting help applying to grad school? @CSEBOttawa has a special session… https://t.co/Dvhpm0fEmu Sun Jan 15 23:44:10 +0000 2017
  • Was looking into some #BurnsNight options in Toronto, but they all involve haggis. Pass. Sun Jan 15 20:46:46 +0000 2017
  • President Obama has one week to end his war on whistleblowers and pardon Chelsea Manning and Edward Snowden! Do it! https://t.co/57EIrQJZMZ Sun Jan 15 20:40:33 +0000 2017
  • .@DavidBilbert Jimmy Snuka is dead! https://t.co/RuBTCqe2FS Sun Jan 15 20:38:41 +0000 2017
  • From Scotland’s Sunday Herald. Scotland might be the coolest place in the world now. https://t.co/rkUJVpfxxg Sun Jan 15 19:57:08 +0000 2017
  • RT @scottwrynn: The award for trolliest TV Guide listing ever goes to Scotland’s Sunday Herald….brilliant!!! Unfortunately now Trump will… Sun Jan 15 19:53:00 +0000 2017
  • “Having a land line is like paying a stranger $10 a month to interrupt dinner.” -Jim Gaffigan #fb Sun Jan 15 17:50:12 +0000 2017
  • 4 people followed me and one person unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Sun Jan 15 08:28:22 +0000 2017
  • RT @JamilSmith: As Dr. King warned, the white moderate who prefers the absence of tension over the presence of justice is our greatest stum… Sun Jan 15 05:55:31 +0000 2017
  • RT @pshapiro: Ringling Bros circus closing down. Dream do come true. https://t.co/wu3L0clixG Sun Jan 15 05:55:18 +0000 2017
  • Hey The CJX Chris Joseph thanks for the follow! Sun Jan 15 04:13:06 +0000 2017
  • “Jesus was in amazing shape, which is especially impressive when you consider he could multiple bread whenever he wanted.” -Jim Gaffigan #fb Sun Jan 15 02:17:42 +0000 2017
  • RT @KateMaltby: One result John Lewis achieved as an activist was the Fair Housing Act of 1968, targeting racist landlords. The one Trump w… Sun Jan 15 01:06:24 +0000 2017
  • RT @JoeBerkowitz: A portrait of John Lewis in 1973, and a portrait of Donald Trump in 1973. https://t.co/CAECsyseNP Sun Jan 15 01:05:49 +0000 2017
  • @leleinah but think of the great forearm workout! Sun Jan 15 01:05:19 +0000 2017
  • @leleinah Imagine the abs I might have ad! Sun Jan 15 01:00:51 +0000 2017
  • Vladimir Putin’s net worth is somewhere between $40 billion and $200 billion. I need to lie down now. https://t.co/Y7OVGs6EOl Sun Jan 15 00:57:43 +0000 2017
  • “Why Trump’s Republican Party Is Embracing Russia”. Brilliant analysis. https://t.co/IwfW6Raiwu Sun Jan 15 00:51:23 +0000 2017
  • RT @openculture: A Complete Reading of George Orwell’s 1984 (Aired on Pacifica Radio, 1975) https://t.co/EIva7OMnn4 https://t.co/YRna1L1SDv Sun Jan 15 00:47:59 +0000 2017
  • Treasonous Donald Trump gets to be President, while hero and patriot Edward Snowden must live in exile. Land of the Free, my ass. Sun Jan 15 00:45:59 +0000 2017
  • #WhatIWouldITellA15YearOldMe https://t.co/XMJ9FVGzJK https://t.co/4mXIwtYRUr Sun Jan 15 00:40:18 +0000 2017
  • The world does NOT end in the year 2000. Turns out, it’s just a number. I know, right? #whatiwoulditella15yearoldme Sun Jan 15 00:32:03 +0000 2017
  • Don’t bother making up a story. The ER just wants the facts. #whatiwoulditella15yearoldme Sun Jan 15 00:31:17 +0000 2017
  • I know you hate football, but Redskins beat the Dolphins in Superbowl XVII. Empty that piggybank, young man! #whatiwoulditella15yearoldme Sun Jan 15 00:27:24 +0000 2017
  • RT @lizardrey74: Ex: You can block my number but you can’t unsuck my dick Me: https://t.co/pJ8Gu9HuyJ Sun Jan 15 00:24:42 +0000 2017
  • You see that girl who actually agreed to go out with you? DON’T FUCK IT UP! #whatiwoulditella15yearoldme Sun Jan 15 00:24:16 +0000 2017
  • It’s going to a while before you get a girlfriend, so try the left hand for variety. #whatiwoulditella15yearoldme Sun Jan 15 00:23:16 +0000 2017
  • Buy property earlier. Much earlier. In shittier towns. #whatiwoulditella15yearoldme Sun Jan 15 00:21:14 +0000 2017
  • Read the classics. #whatiwoulditella15yearoldme Sun Jan 15 00:20:30 +0000 2017
  • Sunscreen. Your brown skin can’t protect you forever. #whatiwoulditella15yearoldme Sun Jan 15 00:20:06 +0000 2017
  • Yes it might have been a dude. Don’t think about it. Just move on. #whatiwoulditella15yearoldme Sun Jan 15 00:18:50 +0000 2017
  • Yes, if you do it too many times, it will break. #whatiwoulditella15yearoldme Sun Jan 15 00:17:09 +0000 2017
  • That girl you really like? She really isn’t into you. The other one? Yeah, she totally is. Don’t blow it. #WhatIWouldITellA15YearOldMe Sun Jan 15 00:12:16 +0000 2017
  • See that buffoon Trump on TV? He’s going to be President in 35 years. No, really. And no, it will suck. Bigly. #WhatIWouldITellA15YearOldMe Sun Jan 15 00:11:36 +0000 2017
  • Compound interest. Look into it. #WhatIWouldITellA15YearOldMe Sun Jan 15 00:10:18 +0000 2017
  • See all those vinyl records your Dad wants you to throw out, now that we have CDs? DON’T DO IT! #WhatIWouldITellA15YearOldMe Sun Jan 15 00:09:35 +0000 2017
  • They’re going to make more Star Wars movies. And they’re going to suck. So move on. #WhatIWouldITellA15YearOldMe Sun Jan 15 00:08:42 +0000 2017
  • Hey Trending T-shirts thanks for the follow! Sun Jan 15 00:08:39 +0000 2017
  • You know what’s better than the best person you’ve ever met? Any animal. #WhatIWouldITellA15YearOldMe Sun Jan 15 00:08:11 +0000 2017
  • Remember these stocks: Apple, Google, Pfizer #WhatIWouldITellA15YearOldMe Sun Jan 15 00:06:06 +0000 2017
  • Stop eating all those carbs #WhatIWouldITellA15YearOldMe Sun Jan 15 00:05:16 +0000 2017
  • RT @EWagmeister: “A lot of my friends said they wished they lived through the ’60s & I’m like, well here’s your chance.” — @wkamaubell on… Sat Jan 14 23:56:41 +0000 2017
  • A reminder, on MLK weekend, that Donald Trump was once sued by the feds for refusing to rent homes to Black people https://t.co/dGlBhDZI4X Sat Jan 14 23:55:17 +0000 2017
  • On MLK day, Trump disses John Lewis, and Biloxi lumps MLK with General Lee. Post-racial, my ass. https://t.co/weOcdDyzk3 Sat Jan 14 23:52:19 +0000 2017
  • RT @HamillHimself: Am I the ONLY one man enough to confront this #OverratedFlunkyLoser without resorting to an ad hominem assault? https://… Sat Jan 14 20:27:49 +0000 2017
  • In the 1980s, you could not convince me that in 2017 the Right Wing of all Western countries would be pro-Russia and anti-Europe. Up is down Sat Jan 14 19:08:27 +0000 2017
  • .@DogulusPrime you’re a slacker https://t.co/kIb1RdQJd7 Sat Jan 14 18:38:02 +0000 2017
  • RT @RebelBeckerton: @AndyFillmoreHFX Cases like Cramman and Deepan Budlakoti are abusive legacies of the Harper Cons era, and should be rem… Sat Jan 14 17:15:09 +0000 2017
  • Unfairly stripped of citizenship under bill c-24, this man now needs medical help. I donated. https://t.co/P7Xe64MW8C via @gofundme Sat Jan 14 17:11:11 +0000 2017
  • Kellie Leitch, here are 13 animals with letters after their names. Perhaps they are qualified to be your advisors? https://t.co/kIb1RdQJd7 Sat Jan 14 16:47:51 +0000 2017
  • Perhaps the first Canadian value that Kellie Leitch should test for is humility. Doubt she knows that that means, though. #22letters Sat Jan 14 16:44:49 +0000 2017
  • Well Kellie Leitch seems well adjusted. Not. https://t.co/S8v1izIDsz https://t.co/iUixtHs8Wr Sat Jan 14 16:40:02 +0000 2017
  • RT @ClintSmithIII: These things don’t just stop. John Lewis was beaten by ppl who are still alive, still voting, still passing their ideas… Sat Jan 14 16:27:18 +0000 2017
  • RT @RyanLizza: The president elect has started the Martin Luther King holiday weekend by attacking John Lewis, one of the great heros of ci… Sat Jan 14 16:27:03 +0000 2017
  • Hey Larry Boyer thanks for the follow! Sat Jan 14 15:53:59 +0000 2017
  • We need stronger –nay, brutal– laws to punish animal abusers. https://t.co/Lx092dTkUo Sat Jan 14 15:46:24 +0000 2017
  • RT @AmongGeeks: I’m crying right now this is so cute😍😍😍 https://t.co/msiOF3FQh0 Sat Jan 14 15:43:36 +0000 2017
  • RT @speechboy71: People Donald Trump Has Criticized: John Lewis The Pope Gold Star Mother Meryl Streep Person Trump Has Not Criticized: Vl… Sat Jan 14 15:42:51 +0000 2017
  • https://t.co/uaGQFP5YSC Sat Jan 14 15:16:22 +0000 2017
  • An @APUOtt victory in the courts…. https://t.co/HzGPXo1hEn Sat Jan 14 15:03:24 +0000 2017
  • https://t.co/37RBllDuiA Sat Jan 14 10:56:16 +0000 2017
  • “Survey finds millennials lack basic survival skills”. In fairness, most Gen-Xers are incompetent, too https://t.co/Y7OAHiX5p5 Sat Jan 14 07:55:28 +0000 2017
  • DOwnside of buying tiny home? Someone might steal it. https://t.co/v9ZoUdxa6E Sat Jan 14 07:52:08 +0000 2017
  • Interviewed for “Having Our Baby”, which will air Feb 28 on the Documentary Channel https://t.co/47eS9if4au Sat Jan 14 06:49:59 +0000 2017
  • .@DavidBilbert The Unquotable Trump https://t.co/eAbdG3phm6 Sat Jan 14 06:16:23 +0000 2017
  • Hey Pairaphrase thanks for the follow! Fri Jan 13 18:18:42 +0000 2017
  • RT @susanspbx: To paraphrase Marie Henein: It’s time to stop suffering fools like Kellie Leitch quietly #ableg #cdnpoli https://t.co/VuwqiV… Fri Jan 13 17:58:15 +0000 2017
  • RT @Justin_Ling: For your reading enjoyment, here’s the 293 times that Kellie Leitch has met with lobbyists since taking office. https://t.… Fri Jan 13 17:58:07 +0000 2017
  • RIP William Peter Blatty, whose death is appropriately announced on Friday the 13th #fb Fri Jan 13 17:01:37 +0000 2017
  • Idiot Kellie Leitch cites “the letters after her name” as evidence of her supposed intelligence. Lame. https://t.co/FFv75CyXQT #fail Fri Jan 13 16:59:51 +0000 2017
  • Why does Paul Ryan remind me of The Great Gonzo? #RyanTownHall Fri Jan 13 03:26:23 +0000 2017
  • RT @_AmericasIdiot: We don’t need Trump’s sons or daughter involved in our government! This isn’t a family affair! #TheResistance #RyanTown… Fri Jan 13 03:24:46 +0000 2017
  • Hey food delivery people, don’t send me a text saying you’re on the way when you’re clearly not on the way! #fb Fri Jan 13 00:34:11 +0000 2017
  • I just got an email from a Pakistani named “Danish” and I KNOW how to pronounce it properly…. but it still makes me hungry. Thu Jan 12 23:40:28 +0000 2017
  • Can’t wait for the mouth breathers to respond with their predictable ignorance…. https://t.co/DUGeir5DRZ Thu Jan 12 23:31:51 +0000 2017
  • Tri-council grant submitted. Gawd, what an ordeal. #fb Thu Jan 12 22:50:01 +0000 2017
  • Hey Mahdi Ahsan thanks for the follow! Thu Jan 12 22:48:04 +0000 2017
  • When a student repeatedly refers to his “grant proposal” as his “grand proposal”, I expect it to be preceded by a chrous and rose petals. Thu Jan 12 20:56:23 +0000 2017
  • Consommé is gross. Unless you have a head cold. Then it’s freakin’ delicious. Thu Jan 12 20:03:32 +0000 2017
  • That sinking feeling when the grant you are writing is due in a couple of hours, and you just think of a much better research question. #fb Thu Jan 12 19:27:38 +0000 2017
  • Marine Le Pen is meeting with Donald Trump right now. *cough* Axis *cough* Thu Jan 12 18:26:44 +0000 2017
  • “UofT MDs tell us what needs to change in the system” https://t.co/IeUVtoN4wv Thu Jan 12 18:14:22 +0000 2017
  • @AcademiaObscura I’m totally stealing this. Thu Jan 12 16:47:00 +0000 2017
  • RT @JensenClan88: Trump’s rumored cabinet is really shaping up. https://t.co/IcFeQgDq1O Thu Jan 12 16:43:03 +0000 2017
  • @mvroz earlier today Thu Jan 12 16:35:00 +0000 2017
  • Holy shit. When did Shawn Michaels become Ron Perlman? https://t.co/JqLxkX3MOv Thu Jan 12 16:32:03 +0000 2017
  • “It will not be my intention to do anything that will benefit any American” – Ben Carson. We know. Thu Jan 12 16:30:08 +0000 2017
  • https://t.co/6XREZSox5Q Thu Jan 12 16:19:00 +0000 2017
  • https://t.co/xieEWr0XKB Thu Jan 12 16:18:48 +0000 2017
  • #GoldenShowerGate https://t.co/K7NhdjtUfE Thu Jan 12 16:15:20 +0000 2017
  • Woman Tries to Smuggle Boyfriend Out of Prison in a Suitcase https://t.co/nmPNso8wiP Thu Jan 12 16:14:08 +0000 2017
  • Do it. In this era of Trumpidity, the one solidly good thing Obama can do is to pardon Edward @Snowden https://t.co/KPzocBtMNJ Thu Jan 12 16:02:21 +0000 2017
  • RT @jc_reimagining: I’ve asked @POTUS to #PardonSnowden. He’s a hero not a traitor. Join me, @AmnestyOnline and @ACLU to take action https:… Thu Jan 12 16:01:28 +0000 2017
  • https://t.co/daF7Y1foNC Thu Jan 12 13:09:19 +0000 2017
  • 3 people followed me and 5 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Thu Jan 12 11:00:37 +0000 2017
  • Hey lou thanks for the follow! Thu Jan 12 01:08:15 +0000 2017
  • Someone just described my undergraduate students as “emotional haemophiliacs” Thu Jan 12 00:21:12 +0000 2017
  • @Aartron dog socks dipped in rubber, tolerated by @DogulusPrime https://t.co/6rLxi9s7k6 Wed Jan 11 19:07:55 +0000 2017
  • https://t.co/hh5Pci6D05 #TrumpPressConference Wed Jan 11 18:49:10 +0000 2017
  • RT @AlsoWonderWoman: #TrumpPressConference Media needs to start backing each other up. When he attempts to censor one, next journo should… Wed Jan 11 18:41:49 +0000 2017
  • Condo manager just came in to check my fire alarm. By some miracle, I was wearing pants. #fb Wed Jan 11 18:38:22 +0000 2017
  • Check out PEOTUS’s theme music at #TrumpPressConference …It’s like he escaped from a John Carpenter movie! Wed Jan 11 18:35:34 +0000 2017
  • I hear the faucets in Trump Towers are made of solid gold, so that all showers taken there are golden showers. Wed Jan 11 18:32:41 +0000 2017
  • A bad head cold is sufficient justification for an 11:AM marguerita https://t.co/7fA3bnRVdw Wed Jan 11 18:29:12 +0000 2017
  • #GoldenShowerGate explains the colour of Trump’s hair Wed Jan 11 16:20:00 +0000 2017
  • Watching the Trump-Pence conference. First time in history a KKK rally has been broadcast live on national television. #fb Wed Jan 11 16:19:03 +0000 2017
  • The President Elect is holding a press conference to deny receiving golden showers. We’re through the looking glass here, people. #fb Wed Jan 11 16:17:18 +0000 2017
  • Oh sweet Jeebus, check out Trump’s entrance music at the press conference. It’s like he escaped from a John Carpenter movie. #fb Wed Jan 11 16:16:14 +0000 2017
  • When Trump consulted his lawyer re: #goldenshowergate, the only response was, “Mr President, urine trouble.” Wed Jan 11 16:14:36 +0000 2017
  • We know the evidence for Trump’s #goldenshowergate is poor because of the high pee-value Wed Jan 11 16:12:29 +0000 2017
  • So I guess R Kelly will play Trump’s inauguration? #goldenshowers #fb Wed Jan 11 15:51:45 +0000 2017
  • cool #Snowden @Snowden https://t.co/pqEvYfOdtD Wed Jan 11 14:28:17 +0000 2017
  • Hey Gabi thanks for the follow! Wed Jan 11 03:18:20 +0000 2017
  • .@DogulusPrime don’t be a slacker! https://t.co/SCvH1w5fie Tue Jan 10 23:29:08 +0000 2017
  • Fun fact: the actress who played the three-boob hooker on Total Recall also played Ensign Sonya Gomez on Star Trek: The Next Generation Tue Jan 10 22:53:42 +0000 2017
  • Watching David Bowie Argue With an Interviewer About the Future of the Internet Is Beautiful https://t.co/gy3PUmTNLf Tue Jan 10 22:36:27 +0000 2017
  • Hospital for Sick Children is recruiting fellows for the Academic Global Child Health Fellowship training program. https://t.co/L1oqCGufxz Tue Jan 10 22:33:36 +0000 2017
  • RT @HelenKennedy: Facebook nitwit celebrating Obamacare repeal finds out Obamacare is another name for the ACA he depends on. https://t.co/… Tue Jan 10 20:35:17 +0000 2017
  • This is new. A student wants to appeal their final exam mark, even before the final exam has been marked. That shows prescience! Tue Jan 10 19:13:50 +0000 2017
  • The location for my class today doesn’t exist #defytheconventional #fb Tue Jan 10 16:51:56 +0000 2017
  • Shuddup it’s a joke. https://t.co/yZ8OP54tuP Tue Jan 10 14:28:15 +0000 2017
  • Hey, the Hollywood sign is not a profile status update. Mon Jan 09 17:38:07 +0000 2017
  • Hey Canadian students, enroll in SSHRC’s storytelling contest! https://t.co/16yGmlG2Ak Mon Jan 09 17:08:35 +0000 2017
  • Want you want to combat is mental ILLNESS, not mental health #GrammarIsYourFriend https://t.co/g71Y6AMGKu Mon Jan 09 16:41:39 +0000 2017
  • #Trump https://t.co/nRs5BO1bA7 Mon Jan 09 15:22:41 +0000 2017
  • @spencerphil meh Mon Jan 09 14:48:51 +0000 2017
  • Sigh. Human civilzation, it was nice knowing you. https://t.co/X1U3C5Mt0D Mon Jan 09 14:48:44 +0000 2017
  • RT @BAKKOOONN: tammy honey no, the klan hood goes on your head, its not a dress https://t.co/dLYuKwaKAY Mon Jan 09 13:30:37 +0000 2017
  • RT @JoshLBarnett: Also https://t.co/5UuUNgPIMd Mon Jan 09 13:30:14 +0000 2017
  • RT @brianklaas: Every day, around 6:30am in New York, an angry billionaire awakens in a gilded penthouse to tweet furiously about how he is… Mon Jan 09 13:27:59 +0000 2017
  • 5 people followed me and 2 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Mon Jan 09 08:33:04 +0000 2017
  • Hey QuickStriker thanks for the follow! Mon Jan 09 05:43:22 +0000 2017
  • Just got alert telling me flight I’m on won’t arrive for another 20 min though we just landed. Think I slipped into a parallel universe #fb Sun Jan 08 23:55:57 +0000 2017
  • Oh shit. There’s a burrito place in Ottawa that DELIVERS? This changes EVERYTHING. #fb Sun Jan 08 21:06:29 +0000 2017
  • RT @bratchy1: Today I saw the messiah of hamsters https://t.co/ppJvQitcDK Sun Jan 08 20:51:09 +0000 2017
  • Airport security just confiscated my hummus and Philadelphia cream cheese, because clearly those are intolerable destructive weapons #fb Sun Jan 08 20:50:26 +0000 2017
  • “Pet deer shot dead in front ofamily in their driveway”. Sometimes I welcome the Trumpocalypse. https://t.co/20Y1P3at4c Sun Jan 08 17:13:27 +0000 2017
  • @RedParrots I’m all about movements. Hence my high fibre diet. Sun Jan 08 16:57:47 +0000 2017
  • Names of prominent climate change deniers should be added to monuments in coastal cities, so future underwater archeologists will know #fb Sun Jan 08 16:17:05 +0000 2017
  • Apparently in some hospitals, the “vegetarian” meal includes fish – since, you know, they’re a kind of moving vegetable. #fb Sun Jan 08 16:12:51 +0000 2017
  • If you’re under 50 and still make actual phone calls, stop it! This is why Jesus and Buddha invented email and texting. #fb Sun Jan 08 16:11:02 +0000 2017
  • Hey Tom Bujnowski thanks for the follow! Sun Jan 08 16:02:07 +0000 2017
  • RT @DogulusPrime: Can you spot me in the picture? 🐕😝#dogsoftwitter #dogsofinstagram #dogs #woof https://t.co/oWVe0yw5Ga Sun Jan 08 15:57:12 +0000 2017
  • If you can read this on Mars… Happy birthday, David Bowie #fb Sun Jan 08 14:28:04 +0000 2017
  • RT @kinsellawarren: Bowie would have been 70 today. Sun Jan 08 14:27:20 +0000 2017
  • RT @andrew_leach: Anyone who believes in a coordinated conspiracy of academics should be forced to attend one faculty meeting and one grant… Sun Jan 08 14:02:59 +0000 2017
  • RT @RebeccaSky: My friend wanted to know what it’s like being a writer, so I woke her every night at 3:00am and told her she wasn’t good en… Sun Jan 08 14:01:20 +0000 2017
  • Unbelievable. This is a photo of Earth and Luna taken from MARS using new high-res camera. https://t.co/kiLGz53MTM https://t.co/w0ityEssMv Sun Jan 08 05:29:21 +0000 2017
  • Paramount’s criteria for fan-made Star Trek videos… and thus dies creativity. https://t.co/8t30boY8pY Sun Jan 08 05:01:52 +0000 2017
  • RT @jeremiahstandup: If a woman says “I’m old enough to be your mother!” you’re about to have sex Sun Jan 08 04:07:42 +0000 2017
  • @DavidBilbert https://t.co/EUMVUDb0dQ Sat Jan 07 22:36:58 +0000 2017
  • “I still believe that Anderson Silva’s Precision is Precise.” -Mike Goldberg @MFG16 Sat Jan 07 22:05:14 +0000 2017
  • Public health Research Coordinator job in Toronto: South Asian Network Supporting Awareness and Research https://t.co/h0oGm9warC Sat Jan 07 17:36:51 +0000 2017
  • Public health job in Hamilton, ON: Bilingual Tobacco Cessation Specialist https://t.co/pReGclJxFi Sat Jan 07 17:36:12 +0000 2017
  • Public health job opportunity in Toronto: Gay Men’s Online Outreach Coordinator https://t.co/7tHJkdpF5v Sat Jan 07 17:35:16 +0000 2017
  • RT @ggreenwald: Bush-era civil liberties abuses & dissent-quashing were targeted at Muslims, which is why you think it didn’t happen https:… Sat Jan 07 16:28:10 +0000 2017
  • RT @ggreenwald: You’re very qualified to write this since you worked for a President who did exactly this https://t.co/whpJhCfXsN Sat Jan 07 16:26:40 +0000 2017
  • Watching Celebrity Apprentice, I can smell @ChaelSonnen ‘s frustration at having to deal with idiots Sat Jan 07 04:42:39 +0000 2017
  • Hey Tim Miller thanks for the follow! Sat Jan 07 00:45:33 +0000 2017
  • Presently at the Appleby GO train stop. What a delicious sounding name. #fb Fri Jan 06 20:37:07 +0000 2017
  • Keith Olbermann has a message for your Trump-supporting friends https://t.co/nSb4D81owP Fri Jan 06 18:48:27 +0000 2017
  • @NotThatGreg Arnold responds: https://t.co/zG01AWxduC Fri Jan 06 17:09:08 +0000 2017
  • .@Schwarzenegger responds to Trump: “I hope you’ll work for ALL of the American people as aggressively as you worked for your ratings.” Fri Jan 06 17:08:10 +0000 2017
  • If you live in Ottawa, be on the lookout for this lost dog https://t.co/fItPEESDHF Fri Jan 06 17:05:47 +0000 2017
  • RIP Om Puri Fri Jan 06 16:58:54 +0000 2017
  • I see that “Roraima” is trending and assumed that people were singing the praises of my favourite Guyanese-Venezuelan mountain, but noooo… Fri Jan 06 16:57:36 +0000 2017
  • I know I said I miss the 80s, but I didn’t mean THIS! https://t.co/D2tXfclzPk Fri Jan 06 16:23:36 +0000 2017
  • “If Biggie and 2 Pac were alive today, they’d both be playing detectives on Law & Order.” – Neal Brennan #fb Fri Jan 06 15:15:04 +0000 2017
  • .@DavidBilbert https://t.co/y906tc1oEp Fri Jan 06 14:13:14 +0000 2017
  • This piece of shit… https://t.co/eX7JTu7jtc #daryaselinevich Fri Jan 06 14:05:46 +0000 2017
  • I don’t understand… isn’t the Donald still the Executive Producer for the show? Why is he burying his own product… https://t.co/8xkbMwG9cD Fri Jan 06 13:42:20 +0000 2017
  • ZOMG, you crazy person, just STOP!! https://t.co/uqroXg9Zd3 Fri Jan 06 13:40:25 +0000 2017
  • My new textbook on The Determinants of Health is now live… https://t.co/f2TiA0bwn5 https://t.co/f4bWoHU4ho Fri Jan 06 13:38:05 +0000 2017
  • Georgia-based 6-month “Observational Study Coordiantor” contract for an MD Epidemiologist with an MSF organization https://t.co/fctnB1uJi0 Fri Jan 06 13:35:14 +0000 2017
  • RT @jeremyscahill: Two of the most despicable responses to the drone killing of a US teenager came from Sen. Harry Reid & Robert Gibbs http… Fri Jan 06 13:08:38 +0000 2017
  • RT @kinsellawarren: If there is anything more vomit-inducing than #unifor and assorted big union guys hailing Trump’s protectionism, I don’… Fri Jan 06 13:05:43 +0000 2017
  • Why Amish Children Rarely Get Asthma https://t.co/geSGnKmJZU Fri Jan 06 04:03:34 +0000 2017
  • Is a class about Marxism a kind of conceptual palindrome? Thu Jan 05 16:24:35 +0000 2017
  • The new “Most interesting man in the world” isn’t doing it for me. #fb Thu Jan 05 06:38:21 +0000 2017
  • Dear Trump supporters, if this means nothing to you, you really are on the wrong side of history. https://t.co/ykC0gCfYrk Thu Jan 05 05:02:50 +0000 2017
  • Hey Cristina Pasqua thanks for the follow! Thu Jan 05 04:40:21 +0000 2017
  • China Warns Donald Trump Not to ‘Escalate’ North Korea Situation With Erratic Tweets https://t.co/0MzBmSkXGK Thu Jan 05 01:16:37 +0000 2017
  • https://t.co/u2SwnW71DH Thu Jan 05 00:53:17 +0000 2017
  • What I learned today: President Garfield died not from the assassin’s bullet, but from the avoidable infections resulting from his care #fb Thu Jan 05 00:30:14 +0000 2017
  • Unruly couple forced plane to turn back. If they weren’t white, I suspect they would have been shot. https://t.co/wQUpNqVx5x Thu Jan 05 00:20:46 +0000 2017
  • Apparently Trivial Pursuit decided to change “km” to “kilometres” using the search & replace function. What could g… https://t.co/KqxPpilS6E Thu Jan 05 00:16:55 +0000 2017
  • RT @ggreenwald: Note how Sanders is going after Trump on what voters care about – SS & Medicare – rather than ranting about Putin & inagina… Thu Jan 05 00:13:36 +0000 2017
  • RT @MackenzieHorras: I really don’t appreciate it when my phone autocorrects “yasssss” to “yes” because those are different words. Thu Jan 05 00:13:18 +0000 2017
  • Which Frozen Veggie Burger Brand Is The Best? https://t.co/nWIbqicNde Wed Jan 04 22:38:50 +0000 2017
  • This is why it’s so hard for me to be a full-time vegetarian https://t.co/EjQV9ucRKL Wed Jan 04 22:33:15 +0000 2017
  • Just deleted my Google search history. Now THAT was a minefield. Wed Jan 04 22:30:18 +0000 2017
  • https://t.co/6bbgG7pUdE Wed Jan 04 21:42:31 +0000 2017
  • https://t.co/H8xwYw52Sx Wed Jan 04 21:30:16 +0000 2017
  • @DavidBilbert Hehe. You said anus. Wed Jan 04 21:28:49 +0000 2017
  • Dear Americans, please fix your healthcare system https://t.co/XlnRCmB3UI Wed Jan 04 21:28:04 +0000 2017
  • @DavidBilbert the chick who played Buffy? Wed Jan 04 21:27:38 +0000 2017
  • @DavidBilbert why isn’t there a defenestrate option? Wed Jan 04 21:22:27 +0000 2017
  • I find a special pleasure in blocking racists in Twitter. If only I had that option in meatspace, as well. Wed Jan 04 21:19:18 +0000 2017
  • Bernie Just Printed a Gigantic Trump Tweet and Brought It to the Senate Floor https://t.co/XrHqe5Nbh2 https://t.co/ghwhHFq87R Wed Jan 04 21:17:56 +0000 2017
  • @JonHammond7 go away Wed Jan 04 21:17:17 +0000 2017
  • “Life is not about chasing your dreams. Life is about compromising your ideals and waiting to die.” -@RomeshRanga #fb Wed Jan 04 20:56:49 +0000 2017
  • Here’s an idea: we prosecute any political figure or political representative who knowingly propagates falsehoods https://t.co/AeyRbxaTZC Wed Jan 04 20:55:59 +0000 2017
  • I refuse to link to this, but Kellie Leitch was on US Fox TV under the title of ‘Canada’s Donald Trump’ to promote her racism Wed Jan 04 20:55:14 +0000 2017
  • Megyn Kelly might be NBC’s new darling. But let’s not forget her long history of racism. https://t.co/OTVlegEn5T Wed Jan 04 20:42:25 +0000 2017
  • Aw heck. One more cute puppy GIF for the day https://t.co/SWZ3hWkDE0 Wed Jan 04 19:00:44 +0000 2017
  • Best commercial ever for an animal rescue shelter https://t.co/AFzjHwwx8O Wed Jan 04 18:27:07 +0000 2017
  • “Next time on ‘No-Depth-Perception Deathmatch’ …” https://t.co/uV12suMmrN Wed Jan 04 18:16:25 +0000 2017
  • Hitler watches Rousey vs Nunes #ufc207 https://t.co/tCzg451Vm1 Wed Jan 04 18:12:14 +0000 2017
  • Hey J. D. Landis thanks for the follow! Wed Jan 04 13:20:22 +0000 2017
  • Hey Horizon 2020 thanks for the follow! Wed Jan 04 11:15:51 +0000 2017
  • Hey Barbara R. Miller thanks for the follow! Wed Jan 04 10:15:07 +0000 2017
  • 8 people followed me and 4 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Wed Jan 04 10:01:46 +0000 2017
  • Chickens exhibit Machiavellian tendencies https://t.co/DVy3diS488 Wed Jan 04 09:03:18 +0000 2017
  • “Now the stupid minority has a voice.” -Trevor Valle #fb Wed Jan 04 08:57:18 +0000 2017
  • RT @andizeisler: RT if you thought Charles Manson was trending because he’s a cabinet pick. Wed Jan 04 08:41:54 +0000 2017
  • RT @pattonoswalt: Charles Manson’s just trying to get out of playing the inauguration. Wed Jan 04 08:41:37 +0000 2017
  • Trump Voters Explain Themselves https://t.co/2EbdD12ZQr Wed Jan 04 07:07:16 +0000 2017
  • Twitter Tweets from 12-1-16 to 12-31-16 https://t.co/mVPN3eWcw6 Wed Jan 04 05:52:43 +0000 2017
  • Doctors: “Stop Sticking Q-Tips In Your Ears” Me: “Make me.” https://t.co/g8yrqqRJEe Wed Jan 04 02:26:47 +0000 2017
  • @DogulusPrime you don’t even know who that’s supposed to be Wed Jan 04 02:05:47 +0000 2017
  • @DavidBilbert @Alimak_P I put the ass in potassium Wed Jan 04 02:05:16 +0000 2017
  • Hey Baird’s CMC thanks for the follow! Wed Jan 04 01:45:07 +0000 2017
  • @DavidBilbert dude, you’re married. Or is @Alimak_P the beard we all feared her to be? Wed Jan 04 01:35:09 +0000 2017
  • @DogulusPrime your mom says lots of things I ignore Wed Jan 04 01:32:44 +0000 2017
  • Because everyone needs to see a baby Dachshund eat a banana https://t.co/m4HUsEm5FS Wed Jan 04 01:30:44 +0000 2017
  • .@DogulusPrime I think you suffer from serious FOMO https://t.co/bRJRDblv8Q Wed Jan 04 01:29:03 +0000 2017
  • I liked a @YouTube video from @deonandan https://t.co/x9MSkKfPuD HSS1101D – Welcome Wed Jan 04 01:13:48 +0000 2017
  • I liked a @YouTube video from @deonandan https://t.co/SKffHbTrCl HSS1101D – 1.2 what is health Wed Jan 04 01:13:33 +0000 2017
  • I liked a @YouTube video from @deonandan https://t.co/CGMGQZOQxG HSS1101D – 1.1 Determinants of Health Wed Jan 04 01:13:16 +0000 2017
  • A toddler has shot someone in USA every week for 2 years. Said toddler is still at large. https://t.co/x8TmnCJ9qi Tue Jan 03 23:47:10 +0000 2017
  • You know it’s a new year when your inbox is suddenly alive with scores of pointless work emails. Tue Jan 03 20:07:16 +0000 2017
  • Hey ♛ Jad.B ♛ thanks for the follow! Tue Jan 03 17:28:15 +0000 2017
  • Hey The Good Sir Knight thanks for the follow! Tue Jan 03 16:03:49 +0000 2017
  • Hey Joanne McAlpine thanks for the follow! Tue Jan 03 13:03:08 +0000 2017
  • Hey Tactical Defense thanks for the follow! Tue Jan 03 00:28:05 +0000 2017
  • Anthropodermic bibliopegy: There was once a tradition of binding the judicial proceedings of a trial in the skin of the convicted murderer. Mon Jan 02 22:37:45 +0000 2017
  • Harvard discovers a few of its library books are bound in human flesh https://t.co/5ehryvQMaU Mon Jan 02 22:35:35 +0000 2017
  • https://t.co/w8hfhMANaa Mon Jan 02 22:14:54 +0000 2017
  • Ok, last time: If you shoot a gun into the air to celebrate New Year’s Eve, shoot straight up and make sure you’r… https://t.co/vcwXdVL5k3 Mon Jan 02 22:08:18 +0000 2017
  • Um… do you guys realize that “The Running Man” was set in 2017? #fb Mon Jan 02 22:06:27 +0000 2017
  • Arnold Schwarzenegger: “Go part-time vegetarian to protect the planet” https://t.co/p4Pkwy6wrg Mon Jan 02 22:01:26 +0000 2017
  • “I want to get a parrot and train it to say ‘I’ve been turned into a parrot.’ ” -Speed30777 #fb Mon Jan 02 22:00:41 +0000 2017
  • Hey Wiley K. Crozier thanks for the follow! Mon Jan 02 20:48:14 +0000 2017
  • This dog can speak! https://t.co/SMlnDUpIpJ Mon Jan 02 02:06:50 +0000 2017
  • I liked a @YouTube video from @deonandan https://t.co/BOIQYLobVY Condo greenhouse Sun Jan 01 22:52:44 +0000 2017
  • 2017 https://t.co/LEHtI2mAyI https://t.co/wYJE60rtLj Sun Jan 01 22:50:40 +0000 2017
  • RIP William Christopher, Father Mulcahy from MASH https://t.co/z2Cb3E19zb Sun Jan 01 22:09:17 +0000 2017
  • I liked a @YouTube video from @deonandan https://t.co/epRoteuLEx Chatting with the Million Dollar Man Sun Jan 01 22:00:58 +0000 2017
  • I liked a @YouTube video from @deonandan https://t.co/hzXxWt4pma Dogulus buries a bone… and shows off his cute little butt Sun Jan 01 22:00:09 +0000 2017
  • I liked a @YouTube video from @deonandan https://t.co/iZhAdCyCwI Emily Paterson – Approaches to Community Wellbeing Sun Jan 01 21:19:51 +0000 2017
  • Condo greenhouse: https://t.co/BOIQYLobVY via @YouTube Sun Jan 01 21:14:00 +0000 2017
  • Listening to “Another Bridge” and reminded of the sublime melancholy genius of @tracey_thorn Sun Jan 01 19:07:32 +0000 2017
  • See this video of a Chinese trucker going full Jackie Chan on a phone thief? https://t.co/QOoKZRpupp Sun Jan 01 16:36:12 +0000 2017
  • 4 people followed me and 6 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Sun Jan 01 09:15:06 +0000 2017
  • RT @reverendmatty: I never thought I’d see a bland, boring New Year’s Eve tweet from the Canadian PM as a moment of national pride, but her… Sun Jan 01 07:32:57 +0000 2017