Twitter Tweets from 3-1-17 to 3-31-17

Archived Twitter tweets from 2017-03-01 to 2017-03-31, courtesy of the Twime Machine:

  • Someone told me to Google “pumpkin booty.” Not glad that I did. https://t.co/dkSJtMu1Ei Fri Mar 31 18:47:40 +0000 2017
  • One of the many joys of visiting my parents is the random appearance of various Guyanese curries https://t.co/1awpXWAC7J Fri Mar 31 18:43:23 +0000 2017
  • Latest student evaluation. I don’t know what this means. https://t.co/VbBk4c7vGt Fri Mar 31 18:32:07 +0000 2017
  • This is adorable https://t.co/bYPfzDVieQ Fri Mar 31 14:54:02 +0000 2017
  • Hundreds of kids abducted yet we’re still talking about Leah Maclaren’s breastfeeding fetish https://t.co/4Q7WKjYW2j via @torontostar Fri Mar 31 14:46:05 +0000 2017
  • RT @spidersformommy: Conservatives: celebrities have no place in politics Also conservatives: I’m so proud of Johnny Rotten for speaking… Thu Mar 30 23:50:44 +0000 2017
  • RT @Thomas1774Paine: We’re supposed to care what Johnny Rotten thinks about #Trump, good or bad. I honestly thought he was dead. Seriously.… Thu Mar 30 23:50:36 +0000 2017
  • RT @TheShaunNavarro: Tim Allen, Dennis Miller Jamez Woodz, Johnny Rotten, white dudes who did the most blow in the 80s are now the biggest… Thu Mar 30 23:50:19 +0000 2017
  • RT @DesmondCole: How long is Canada’s senate going to sit and watch as Lynn Beyak repeatedly attacks residential school survivors? https://… Thu Mar 30 23:45:22 +0000 2017
  • I can’t be the only one who regularly confuses NCAA with NAACP #fb Thu Mar 30 22:23:02 +0000 2017
  • Reunited with @DogulusPrime after several weeks of separation https://t.co/ij2TGl9PmV Thu Mar 30 22:05:30 +0000 2017
  • Orangina sounds like a funky cervical infection. “She got a bad case of the orangina.” #fb Thu Mar 30 21:30:32 +0000 2017
  • 3 people followed me and 2 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VjCeC Thu Mar 30 15:44:22 +0000 2017
  • RT @JohnFugelsang: Ivanka Trump WH job is a victory for every millionaire-at-birth handbag designer who ever dreamed of being her father’s… Thu Mar 30 14:12:05 +0000 2017
  • RT @jk_rowling: Happy Boxing Brexit Day! The name derives from a ritual dance in which we skip around a burning bus while punching ourselve… Thu Mar 30 14:11:37 +0000 2017
  • RT @TammyJClifford: We’re hiring summer students @CADTH_ACMTS. Join us to help support #cdnhealth. Apply by April 3. https://t.co/AbOSV7Bcd… Thu Mar 30 13:19:24 +0000 2017
  • Unhappiness is…. groggily mistaking aftershave for mouthwash. Thu Mar 30 11:45:56 +0000 2017
  • ZOMG! There’s a Big Trouble in Little China GAME!!! https://t.co/z33J1Mk9j4 Wed Mar 29 22:40:08 +0000 2017
  • An alternative to corporal punishment: incorporeal punishment. Arrange for a haunting or two, or the occasional poltergeist. Wed Mar 29 17:37:42 +0000 2017
  • Just advised National Geographic on data for an upcoming doc. Glad to do it, but…. what? No invitation to host my own show? Pshaw! 😉 Wed Mar 29 17:32:18 +0000 2017
  • Just got an email from someone named “Ballhaus”. So is that German for scrotum? #fb Wed Mar 29 16:27:29 +0000 2017
  • RT @michelleisawolf: We may have lost the environment but we saved up to six jobs. Wed Mar 29 16:26:33 +0000 2017
  • Just saw a woman walk into the single stall disabled bathroom. 30 seconds later another woman went in. I wonder if a 3rd will join them. #fb Wed Mar 29 16:24:50 +0000 2017
  • Online student evaluationss maintain same turnout as paper responses https://t.co/o3iua3yHNb Wed Mar 29 15:54:39 +0000 2017
  • @brittharr2 #datingablonde Wed Mar 29 12:40:12 +0000 2017
  • Hey Amanda Sawicz thanks for the follow! Wed Mar 29 07:54:44 +0000 2017
  • Hey Ian Metzke thanks for the follow! Wed Mar 29 01:23:07 +0000 2017
  • Hey Jaco Esterhuysen thanks for the follow! Wed Mar 29 00:14:00 +0000 2017
  • Hey Ashley thanks for the follow! Tue Mar 28 23:58:36 +0000 2017
  • Hey Dan Hughes 🇺🇸🌎 thanks for the follow! Tue Mar 28 23:48:18 +0000 2017
  • https://t.co/QljLYD7OEt Tue Mar 28 06:29:15 +0000 2017
  • How much do you know about global pandemics? https://t.co/EsUXuWQlbN Tue Mar 28 06:25:29 +0000 2017
  • It would suck if airlines ban laptops and phones. But on the plus side, maybe people will read more. #fb Tue Mar 28 01:31:56 +0000 2017
  • RT @JohalSunil: Andrew Potter: I’m going to write a column that raises lots of hackles. Leah McLaren: Hold my bra. Mon Mar 27 23:20:46 +0000 2017
  • RT @JohalSunil: Just remember, Leah McLaren got a national column because of hard work and talent https://t.co/pHMRfcanuu Mon Mar 27 23:20:36 +0000 2017
  • Thank you, Ted Koppel. Yet Hannity still can’t keep from interrupting you. https://t.co/AT2SpdWGs1 Mon Mar 27 22:12:09 +0000 2017
  • I liked a @YouTube video from @kcoolman https://t.co/XbeAJBdSCt MARVEL’S IRON FIST NETFLIX SERIES REVIEW – Double Toasted Review Mon Mar 27 21:59:29 +0000 2017
  • Hey Princess Margaret CF thanks for the follow! Mon Mar 27 13:38:24 +0000 2017
  • 2 people followed me and 4 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Mon Mar 27 10:01:12 +0000 2017
  • ha https://t.co/6lGjI8UjvA Sun Mar 26 21:07:45 +0000 2017
  • @DavidBilbert https://t.co/JRnFNqLkPA Sun Mar 26 16:28:20 +0000 2017
  • -10 degrees, you say? Why, thanks for that, Ottawa. #fb Sun Mar 26 15:13:33 +0000 2017
  • Animated GIF of the day https://t.co/Eongibsc44 Sun Mar 26 14:01:01 +0000 2017
  • The Justice League trailer looks….. boring at best. https://t.co/lEX2fNmsAX Sun Mar 26 13:57:01 +0000 2017
  • Hey Disabled minion ♿ thanks for the follow! Sun Mar 26 06:33:22 +0000 2017
  • I liked a @YouTube video https://t.co/8J2brDYn39 N’we Jinan Artists – “FEATHER THE FLAME” // Sioux Lookout, Ontario. Sun Mar 26 03:39:00 +0000 2017
  • Despite all warnings against it, I will now attempt to watch “Iron Fist”. Wish me luck…. #fb Sun Mar 26 03:26:04 +0000 2017
  • A baked potato is a butter delivery system #fb Sat Mar 25 13:00:05 +0000 2017
  • Student gets 81% and a “well done” comment on assignment. So he writes back, unironically: “If it’s well done, why did I lose 19%?!” Sigh. Sat Mar 25 03:23:11 +0000 2017
  • Hey Blanca Fore thanks for the follow! Sat Mar 25 00:46:13 +0000 2017
  • All uOttawa email seems to be bouncing back. Fantastic! Fewer people bugging me. Fri Mar 24 21:03:46 +0000 2017
  • Summer Student Positions with Imagine Canada in Toronto https://t.co/ceXMEInqx1 #fb Fri Mar 24 18:30:08 +0000 2017
  • @ntvdinh cool. It’s on European Netflix apparently. Or you can buy it on itunes. Fri Mar 24 18:26:14 +0000 2017
  • @ntvdinh but I can make you copies if you need em Fri Mar 24 15:29:45 +0000 2017
  • @DavidBilbert I’ve got a thing for candlesticks now. Need to get to a Mike Pence re-education Center! Fri Mar 24 15:29:21 +0000 2017
  • 8 people followed me and 4 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Fri Mar 24 15:19:57 +0000 2017
  • Hey Lucas Jarche thanks for the follow! Fri Mar 24 13:57:05 +0000 2017
  • Hey Ajoke thanks for the follow! Fri Mar 24 11:36:19 +0000 2017
  • Man, Dave Chappelle has been working out! #fb Fri Mar 24 03:30:21 +0000 2017
  • @ntvdinh nope Fri Mar 24 00:53:23 +0000 2017
  • @RedParrots what’s a little insulin between friends? Thu Mar 23 23:33:55 +0000 2017
  • @RedParrots i’ve been off added sugar for years. Wish I’d done it decades ago. Thu Mar 23 23:33:27 +0000 2017
  • Two weeks into my low carb, high fat, high fibre diet. All I can say for sure is that it’s a good thing I presently live alone. #fb Thu Mar 23 22:11:51 +0000 2017
  • I think I deserve shwarma today. Yes. Yes I do. #fb Thu Mar 23 21:40:49 +0000 2017
  • Today is #NationalPuppyDay !! https://t.co/vBDUxEuuSH Thu Mar 23 17:43:40 +0000 2017
  • Wow. Author of this piece had to resign from his McGill job because of the shit storm it created. https://t.co/zmEECB7laH Thu Mar 23 17:39:52 +0000 2017
  • I know this is an old story, but it still makes me happy https://t.co/pVbaksMdwQ Thu Mar 23 17:31:33 +0000 2017
  • USA slides one more step toward becoming a totalitarian state… https://t.co/16auCUS4nM Thu Mar 23 17:24:29 +0000 2017
  • Not sure she’s ever actually *designed* a handbag, but… https://t.co/u9r4Ukflh0 Thu Mar 23 17:12:42 +0000 2017
  • Impressed to discover “Modus Operandi”, a project management tool developed by former @RISSIJHS editor @g_debroucker https://t.co/LcBUa1p07u Thu Mar 23 17:02:21 +0000 2017
  • “Tardigrade” is what I call the mark I given to late assignments. #fb Thu Mar 23 16:14:03 +0000 2017
  • Hey Luca Rossi thanks for the follow! Thu Mar 23 15:01:50 +0000 2017
  • .@DavidBilbert stable relationships have saved us from the horror that is modern dating: https://t.co/73D80RFSpC Thu Mar 23 04:14:32 +0000 2017
  • I feel bad for laughing at this @DavidBilbert https://t.co/ZGCR1rLukz Thu Mar 23 04:10:50 +0000 2017
  • Obscure Historical Figure of the Day #9: the Emancipated Duelist https://t.co/Icwwhf5mp7 https://t.co/OJUJQDNN4H Thu Mar 23 02:30:59 +0000 2017
  • Hey Layal Alessandra M. thanks for the follow! Thu Mar 23 01:23:25 +0000 2017
  • Hey Kim thanks for the follow! Wed Mar 22 22:03:24 +0000 2017
  • The Expanse season 2… best TV sci-fi I’ve seen in a long time. Wed Mar 22 20:01:38 +0000 2017
  • Hey Wru thanks for the follow! Wed Mar 22 19:49:08 +0000 2017
  • Video of fuck ups is weirdly hilarious. But I think it would be horrific if accompanied by the right hallucinogen https://t.co/cRtobqzbYH Wed Mar 22 18:22:55 +0000 2017
  • All my life I’ve confused Chuck Berry with Chuck Barris. (Because, you know, they’re so similar.) This isn’t helping. RIP. #fb Wed Mar 22 17:19:18 +0000 2017
  • Hey Richard Oliver thanks for the follow! Wed Mar 22 08:43:37 +0000 2017
  • I think I told too many dick jokes in today’s lecture #fb Tue Mar 21 16:36:26 +0000 2017
  • 3 people followed me and 3 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Tue Mar 21 07:58:12 +0000 2017
  • Ugh. The crappier the journal, the more pointless the revision requests! #fb Tue Mar 21 03:40:12 +0000 2017
  • Little known historical fact: a corned beef sandwich was smuggled aboard Gemini 3. https://t.co/GaBBP9K2qh #fb Tue Mar 21 02:45:04 +0000 2017
  • What I learned today: the word “nice” was an insult until the 17th century. #fb Tue Mar 21 02:09:04 +0000 2017
  • Hey daniel aspidistra thanks for the follow! Tue Mar 21 00:38:24 +0000 2017
  • 100 years ago today, the British empire was forced to end Indian indentured service, the system that enslaved my ancestors for generations. Mon Mar 20 19:55:57 +0000 2017
  • https://t.co/2rp3yCCIrI Mon Mar 20 15:40:03 +0000 2017
  • @ggouldmaule step (1) find a Guyanese woman; step (2) have her give birth to you; step (3) have her raise you; step (4) have her make curry Mon Mar 20 13:54:03 +0000 2017
  • So what is it about playing basketball and believing the Earth is flat? Is there a neurological correlation? #fb Mon Mar 20 13:45:32 +0000 2017
  • Woke up this morning and there’s no new Trump scandal in the news. I feel cheated. #fb Mon Mar 20 13:23:49 +0000 2017
  • Just learned there’s a hotel called “Tung Wang.” TUNG WANG!!! #fb Mon Mar 20 12:57:02 +0000 2017
  • My last four meals have all been Guyanese chicken curry. Someone needs to stop me before I curry again. #fb Mon Mar 20 04:07:21 +0000 2017
  • Hey Joseph G. Martin thanks for the follow! Mon Mar 20 03:09:20 +0000 2017
  • Hey WhiteHat Security thanks for the follow! Mon Mar 20 03:04:21 +0000 2017
  • You can’t spell manuscript without anus. #fb Mon Mar 20 00:12:30 +0000 2017
  • @DavidBilbert not your proudest boner Sun Mar 19 19:50:11 +0000 2017
  • @RedParrots aw you remembered Sun Mar 19 19:37:14 +0000 2017
  • Theses in the Women’s Studies department should be called womanuscripts. #fb Sun Mar 19 19:00:38 +0000 2017
  • Fascinating. A linguist breaks down the assumed accents of a bunch of actors. https://t.co/hrgYB7dvij Sun Mar 19 04:35:40 +0000 2017
  • Suddenly I’m afraid of wolves. https://t.co/dzJllpV8Bc Sun Mar 19 02:38:50 +0000 2017
  • Apparenly I’m speaking at this thing on Mar 24 @uOttawaHSNA https://t.co/vXx9Kx3Pn3 Sat Mar 18 17:33:47 +0000 2017
  • This isn’t cyber stalking. This is assault. https://t.co/QzMQXwQppY Sat Mar 18 15:58:55 +0000 2017
  • 6 people followed me and 2 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Sat Mar 18 09:09:56 +0000 2017
  • Hey Brian Hazard thanks for the follow! Sat Mar 18 09:04:11 +0000 2017
  • https://t.co/KLYIqWxjs6 Fri Mar 17 16:06:48 +0000 2017
  • Animated GIF of the day https://t.co/6903aD6kvh Fri Mar 17 15:04:06 +0000 2017
  • Watching Donna Brazile dodge Noah’s question about DNC’s bias against Bernie Sanders on Daily Show last night. They’ve learned nothing. Fri Mar 17 12:06:49 +0000 2017
  • It’s great when toilet paper delivers itself. https://t.co/VqssYYtut5 Fri Mar 17 03:48:28 +0000 2017
  • @DavidBilbert in fairness, your giraffe forebears weren’t good stair climbers either Thu Mar 16 22:54:54 +0000 2017
  • Hey Susan Brooks thanks for the follow! Thu Mar 16 21:09:02 +0000 2017
  • I’m a professional crastinator. Thu Mar 16 19:46:44 +0000 2017
  • They need to make a French version of “Broadchurch” called, “L’Eglise des Gros Femmes” Thu Mar 16 19:41:46 +0000 2017
  • “Lady Chatterlee’s Incubus” #ParanormalRomance Thu Mar 16 19:36:26 +0000 2017
  • “Fifty Shades of Gandalf The Gray” #ParanormalRomance Thu Mar 16 19:36:16 +0000 2017
  • You know when you have so much to do that you end up just writing pointless observations to social media? #fb Thu Mar 16 19:29:57 +0000 2017
  • @DogulusPrime put on some pants! sheesh. Thu Mar 16 18:44:54 +0000 2017
  • Hey Alexis Maitland thanks for the follow! Thu Mar 16 18:34:10 +0000 2017
  • I used to work in Maryland. The white parts are pretty damned white. And the non-white parts… aren’t. https://t.co/DUr4Kk3yYj Thu Mar 16 18:30:59 +0000 2017
  • Student volunteers needed for Toronto conference April 26-27 on affordable medicines https://t.co/xrfrp5a371 Thu Mar 16 16:53:00 +0000 2017
  • https://t.co/S8a67MzEul Thu Mar 16 15:58:47 +0000 2017
  • https://t.co/O3ufsTDWB0 Thu Mar 16 15:58:03 +0000 2017
  • Behold the awesome power of the Oxford comma https://t.co/4dO2gb9H4z #fb Thu Mar 16 15:56:21 +0000 2017
  • Parents of the year force child to run into traffic to collect insurance. https://t.co/kmj7bOvRDy #fb Thu Mar 16 15:55:21 +0000 2017
  • So many stories about “hacking Yahoo”. Isn’t that a queef? Thu Mar 16 15:53:15 +0000 2017
  • Hey KennyAronoff thanks for the follow! Thu Mar 16 15:19:15 +0000 2017
  • https://t.co/lR0pNy6pP1 Thu Mar 16 15:11:45 +0000 2017
  • Hey BeyondTheGameTV thanks for the follow! Thu Mar 16 14:19:22 +0000 2017
  • @opalsoap takeaway message: I’m screwed Thu Mar 16 13:38:12 +0000 2017
  • How to be both untenured and outspoken https://t.co/InVetMqc5X #fb Thu Mar 16 13:29:52 +0000 2017
  • So in T2-Trainspotting, Ewan McGregor is a heroin-addicted cyborg from the future come to save John Connor and Sick Boy? #fb Thu Mar 16 13:28:36 +0000 2017
  • Hey Coast Apparel thanks for the follow! Thu Mar 16 10:59:16 +0000 2017
  • Hey Just Gym Apparel thanks for the follow! Thu Mar 16 08:39:20 +0000 2017
  • Separated at Birth, part 129 https://t.co/paGii4Cqaj https://t.co/91mE7aB6dQ Thu Mar 16 04:16:01 +0000 2017
  • Why do all these far-Right ass-hats have a similar lab-grown look? https://t.co/jmc58cDdIA Thu Mar 16 02:34:02 +0000 2017
  • Once nice thing about Trump as President: the rest of world has seen the horror, and is rejecting far Right candidates! Thanks, Netherlands! Thu Mar 16 02:26:29 +0000 2017
  • Some good news. At least in The Netherlands, the global Nazi-lite movement has been stopped. https://t.co/iSiwzN1dKq Thu Mar 16 02:23:32 +0000 2017
  • Once more I’ve had a big bowl of bean chili before heading out for massage. At this point, I can’t pretend any more that it’s unintentional. Wed Mar 15 23:22:23 +0000 2017
  • Kids kick a zoo flamingo to death. It’s time to rethink whether we need to have publicly accessible zoos at all. https://t.co/q4AzQTL2Bc #fb Wed Mar 15 23:03:06 +0000 2017
  • You know age is a fucker when Worf now looks more like Captain Picard https://t.co/MK7mxiK7iN Wed Mar 15 20:31:46 +0000 2017
  • Hey Vidao Messenger thanks for the follow! Wed Mar 15 20:29:33 +0000 2017
  • @leleinah I live in Ottawa. The word is a freezer. Wed Mar 15 20:02:29 +0000 2017
  • Sad moment when you realize fridge is filled with frozen vegetables that you should be eating instead of the PB&J sandwich you had planned. Wed Mar 15 19:21:35 +0000 2017
  • My latest publication: “Anti-Vascular Endothelial Growth Factor Drugs for the Treatment of Retinal Conditions” https://t.co/DJrJ2CDoFO Wed Mar 15 19:01:11 +0000 2017
  • https://t.co/WOuzADemT1 Wed Mar 15 18:28:09 +0000 2017
  • Technically, that should be a colon after “commas”, not a period. https://t.co/141Hvn5U6G Wed Mar 15 18:27:22 +0000 2017
  • Gawd. Season 3 of The Fall is soooooo boring. #fb Wed Mar 15 15:30:46 +0000 2017
  • Beware the Ides of March, people. Beware them. Or don’t. Whatever. Do what you want. You’re all adults. #fb Wed Mar 15 15:13:38 +0000 2017
  • 1/3 of top US professors educated overseas. In the Trump era, expect to see US academic standards drop. https://t.co/rl9RChuFJ0 #fb Wed Mar 15 15:02:44 +0000 2017
  • Humans got HPV from banging Neanderthals & Denisovans. The lesson: no inter-species nookie! https://t.co/sRFLa2EUhW Wed Mar 15 08:45:34 +0000 2017
  • 10 people followed me and 5 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Wed Mar 15 08:12:19 +0000 2017
  • ‘it’s been…” Well this is just ridiculously entertaining. https://t.co/7aoJ4byj80 Wed Mar 15 07:47:57 +0000 2017
  • Hey Michel Antoun thanks for the follow! Wed Mar 15 04:59:07 +0000 2017
  • Hey DJ thanks for the follow! Wed Mar 15 03:14:24 +0000 2017
  • Hey Malcom thanks for the follow! Wed Mar 15 02:54:10 +0000 2017
  • Trumptard takeaway from Maddow news: SCROTUS pays his taxes! See? Fools can’t compute percentages apparently. Wed Mar 15 02:38:49 +0000 2017
  • Hey Rone thanks for the follow! Wed Mar 15 02:24:10 +0000 2017
  • What we have here is a brownie made by one of my undergraduate students. Do I dare? What’s really in it? https://t.co/7FZNcid7nK Wed Mar 15 02:20:57 +0000 2017
  • Hey Graham Gould Maule thanks for the follow! Wed Mar 15 02:09:15 +0000 2017
  • @DJaqua3 holy crap, that’s a cute dog Wed Mar 15 02:02:23 +0000 2017
  • Another source for live Rachel Maddow show https://t.co/e5bMSGFZTm Wed Mar 15 01:49:52 +0000 2017
  • @DavidBilbert can do it, too. I’ve seen it. Wed Mar 15 01:42:21 +0000 2017
  • @itsAdam thanks for letting us see the show Wed Mar 15 01:33:18 +0000 2017
  • .@itsAdam is periscoping Rachel Maddow’s discussion of Trump’s taxes https://t.co/oqfweMkZfE Wed Mar 15 01:32:46 +0000 2017
  • @leleinah Times like now I’m happy Canada is a big country Wed Mar 15 00:09:53 +0000 2017
  • @leleinah tomorrow you will poop like world champion Wed Mar 15 00:06:58 +0000 2017
  • Some of my students play “competitive dodgeball”, which begs the question, “what is non-competitive dodgeball”? Wouldn’t that just be abuse? Tue Mar 14 23:34:55 +0000 2017
  • RT @OttawaCitizen: Graham Gould Maule: It’s time to regulate prescription drug prices https://t.co/cjNe8Rp8dc https://t.co/aHX8HChbyH Tue Mar 14 23:28:40 +0000 2017
  • Totally #ImWithShree Tue Mar 14 22:39:13 +0000 2017
  • RT @RVAwonk: Hi friends. My girl @shreec (star of recent Spicey video) is getting the ire of the Trump twitter brigade. Show her some love… Tue Mar 14 22:39:03 +0000 2017
  • RT @Strigah_steph: #ImWithShree Thanks for having the ovaries to call him out @shreec Tue Mar 14 22:38:44 +0000 2017
  • I used to be a judge for this, the Katha Indian-American literary contest. This year’s deadline is Mar 31st https://t.co/t3T8GVJfEK Tue Mar 14 22:36:42 +0000 2017
  • Good for @shreec for fearlessly confronting duplicitous power. Who cares if she was impolite? Spicer was worse. https://t.co/tZNYgcG4ZI Tue Mar 14 21:21:56 +0000 2017
  • The library in my condo now carries one of my novels… but the letter tag obscures my name, so what’s the point?… https://t.co/2INc446ORQ Tue Mar 14 20:14:44 +0000 2017
  • Recent Facebook Profile Pics https://t.co/FbrE12JYEd https://t.co/hx5nMcMDy8 Tue Mar 14 19:26:01 +0000 2017
  • Twitter Tweets from 2-1-17 to 2-28-17 https://t.co/H7564YKAWT Tue Mar 14 19:11:24 +0000 2017
  • Happy pi day everyone! #fb Tue Mar 14 14:53:12 +0000 2017
  • Hey Amelia Michael thanks for the follow! Mon Mar 13 21:38:23 +0000 2017
  • @ottawanag Well I am special Mon Mar 13 17:27:18 +0000 2017
  • Hey Profesional Hu$tla thanks for the follow! Mon Mar 13 17:18:13 +0000 2017
  • Hey Shobha Ponnappa thanks for the follow! Mon Mar 13 17:18:13 +0000 2017
  • Hey 2TravellingTots👦🏼 thanks for the follow! Mon Mar 13 17:18:12 +0000 2017
  • Anna Maria Hefele can sing two notes simultaneously. She is an advanced alien intelligence. Or German. Same thing. https://t.co/93XCelg9L4 Mon Mar 13 17:16:11 +0000 2017
  • @leleinah Well without colonization we wouldn’t both be living in cities where the air hurts our faces. Mon Mar 13 17:09:28 +0000 2017
  • I’ve seen issues in students’ anxiety, coping skills, discipline, disrespect for authority. Due to lax parenting? https://t.co/nVLR0uPakj Mon Mar 13 17:06:44 +0000 2017
  • Living in the world’s coldest capital city: I need to put on an f-ing space suit to walk 15 minutes to my office. #ottawa #fb Mon Mar 13 17:03:12 +0000 2017
  • I often see this subtext online from white allies who don’t quite see their own issues. (Men do it to women, as wel… https://t.co/ioNRdpHNdz Mon Mar 13 17:01:46 +0000 2017
  • @leleinah sure. I give you permission. Mon Mar 13 15:07:59 +0000 2017
  • Happy Commonwealth Day. Yes, that’s a thing. #fb Mon Mar 13 13:27:31 +0000 2017
  • -16 degrees C today. At this temperature, my fillings become a superconductor. #fb Mon Mar 13 13:21:02 +0000 2017
  • “Logan” was good. But it’s not “Citizen Kane”. #stopthehyperbole #fb Mon Mar 13 04:19:51 +0000 2017
  • Hey Ashken Sanogo thanks for the follow! Mon Mar 13 00:33:04 +0000 2017
  • Hey Evangeline Black thanks for the follow! Sun Mar 12 16:38:16 +0000 2017
  • 5 people followed me and 3 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Sun Mar 12 11:06:08 +0000 2017
  • Hey Alsii Ann thanks for the follow! Sun Mar 12 08:48:29 +0000 2017
  • Hey Mark Mathews thanks for the follow! Sun Mar 12 02:03:17 +0000 2017
  • Hey Arline Leach thanks for the follow! Sat Mar 11 22:33:07 +0000 2017
  • I liked a @YouTube video https://t.co/2oKxsLo17n Carmela + Mikin wedding video – long version Sat Mar 11 20:48:43 +0000 2017
  • -15 degrees C. Great. Just great. #fb Sat Mar 11 20:04:37 +0000 2017
  • @leleinah who doesn’t like free beans? It’s why I wear boxers and not briefs. Sat Mar 11 19:44:51 +0000 2017
  • @leleinah were they magic beans? Sat Mar 11 19:31:38 +0000 2017
  • .@bravenet has been down for 13 hours now. That’s pretty much ALL my online content. https://t.co/gCZbG9x13A Sat Mar 11 15:59:28 +0000 2017
  • Hey Ian Gibbons thanks for the follow! Sat Mar 11 15:48:48 +0000 2017
  • Because people suck: “Starbucks faces backlash over CEO’s vow to hire thousands of refugees”,https://t.co/qfU9Cnqzig Sat Mar 11 15:41:15 +0000 2017
  • All my @bravenet hosted sites are down, with no explanation. Hope this is not a permanent issue! Sat Mar 11 15:37:40 +0000 2017
  • Refugee Health https://t.co/zHkLeRMdhF https://t.co/vV3SmBjvrN Sat Mar 11 04:30:44 +0000 2017
  • Hey Steph Lake thanks for the follow! Fri Mar 10 22:54:06 +0000 2017
  • RT @Salon: Trump supporters called for “liberal genocide” and the deportation of Jews at an Arizona rally https://t.co/Re5m8lTGUy https://t… Fri Mar 10 19:55:02 +0000 2017
  • @ottawanag Why would anyone wear pants EVER if they didn’t have to??? Fri Mar 10 19:46:42 +0000 2017
  • And this is why the Sith shall fail. https://t.co/byKd4BEm3H Fri Mar 10 19:32:18 +0000 2017
  • Today’s animated GIF of the day is of @SirPatStew and his adorable rescue pitbull https://t.co/qf22rPb7mq Fri Mar 10 19:31:27 +0000 2017
  • Gotta stop getting all my breaking news from reddit. Fri Mar 10 19:29:14 +0000 2017
  • Sometimes it’s a trial being healthy. Kombucha and yogurt for lunch isn’t going to make me any friends. Except among the bacteria community. Fri Mar 10 19:14:25 +0000 2017
  • “When your Dad is live on BBC News but you just can’t wait…” I lolled. https://t.co/pfl5s9OfB3 Fri Mar 10 17:48:37 +0000 2017
  • @leleinah you know, there are easier ways to get dates Fri Mar 10 05:06:33 +0000 2017
  • My American colleague comments on International Women’s Day in Canada https://t.co/toqOW5JE4F Fri Mar 10 04:35:05 +0000 2017
  • I’ve just ordered shwarma delivery. This is a whole new world of lazy. Thu Mar 09 20:38:09 +0000 2017
  • @ziadkhatib Trump brand :p Thu Mar 09 18:40:44 +0000 2017
  • Hey Emily Howard thanks for the follow! Thu Mar 09 18:24:26 +0000 2017
  • Someone sent light sabre chopsticks to my office, Who will fess up? https://t.co/P3YDFLSwzI Thu Mar 09 18:06:14 +0000 2017
  • So someone sent this to my office https://t.co/FMz8ULMd4x Thu Mar 09 17:43:47 +0000 2017
  • @leleinah how’s your ass-garden doing? https://t.co/dQu5cxKW6p Thu Mar 09 15:09:18 +0000 2017
  • RT @APUOtt: U of O dean asked to retract comments about staff expressing ‘politically charged sentiment’ https://t.co/NdMFp5zY80 Thu Mar 09 15:07:18 +0000 2017
  • @DogulusPrime https://t.co/Ujcqzed2R0 Thu Mar 09 15:06:51 +0000 2017
  • Hey Adi Alhayu thanks for the follow! Thu Mar 09 15:04:22 +0000 2017
  • It’s time we talked openly about Donald Trump’s mental health. (Or lack thereof). https://t.co/btQbQ1Jz3Q Thu Mar 09 14:54:12 +0000 2017
  • RT @CuteAnimaIPic: This is what growing up with siblings is like https://t.co/7yWWHQYNVB Thu Mar 09 14:46:29 +0000 2017
  • So DOCTOR Kellie Leitch, is #LynnBeyak the kind of “Canadian values” you and your party want to promote? Thu Mar 09 14:43:04 +0000 2017
  • I purchased Civ VI. But I still prefer to play Civ V, which I did not purchase. Sigh. #fb Thu Mar 09 14:40:39 +0000 2017
  • so much for SDG #4 https://t.co/4WaqH9fV1y Thu Mar 09 14:38:04 +0000 2017
  • Thanks @LN4SD for inviting me to host today’s webinar on using ICT to improve teachers’ social status. The recording is forthcoming! Thu Mar 09 14:31:57 +0000 2017
  • I’m not saying Conservatives are racists, but if you’re a racist with a political party, it’s likely to be the Cons. https://t.co/JPChmKTOwM Thu Mar 09 14:26:39 +0000 2017
  • About to start my webinar with GESCI https://t.co/y4WcFIcEFE Thu Mar 09 13:02:31 +0000 2017
  • 3 people followed me and 4 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Thu Mar 09 09:19:44 +0000 2017
  • Hey Cute Animal Vault thanks for the follow! Thu Mar 09 04:00:37 +0000 2017
  • Just binge watched 2 complete seasons of “Killjoys.” Had some early trepidation, but ended up loving it. Fun, smart SF. Congrats, @lovretta Thu Mar 09 02:43:00 +0000 2017
  • Hey Secure Her Education thanks for the follow! Wed Mar 08 19:14:06 +0000 2017
  • Unhappiness is when the big tub of my mother’s homemade dal in my fridge goes bad. Boooooooo. #fb Wed Mar 08 18:51:41 +0000 2017
  • Happiness is: going home for lunch so I can without pants on. #fb Wed Mar 08 18:22:31 +0000 2017
  • Ottawa-based Qualitative Research Officer position with @CADTH_ACMTS https://t.co/mEWrhUJYvA #fb Wed Mar 08 17:50:57 +0000 2017
  • “Melba toast is the milquetoast of the cracker family.” -Hagop Sarkissian Wed Mar 08 16:29:09 +0000 2017
  • I’ll be hosting a webinar on, “How ICT can elevate the status of teachers and teaching in the SDG AGENDA” Mar 9 https://t.co/y4WcFIcEFE Wed Mar 08 15:40:57 +0000 2017
  • Just saw a newspaper article about “Striking cafeteria workers” and figured they must be talking about Julie the fry chef. Va va voom. #fb Wed Mar 08 14:32:00 +0000 2017
  • Hey David K. Rodriguez thanks for the follow! Wed Mar 08 10:44:05 +0000 2017
  • After eating dal all day, I’m off to get a massage. Uhoh. This will not end well. #fb Tue Mar 07 22:51:50 +0000 2017
  • Fantastic performance by Jidenna on Colbert https://t.co/V3ijhoPndh Tue Mar 07 19:45:13 +0000 2017
  • I liked a @YouTube video from @deonandan https://t.co/3djY4UsNOO HSS1101D – 8.1 Simple Measures of Low Income and Poverty Tue Mar 07 19:26:48 +0000 2017
  • I liked a @YouTube video from @deonandan https://t.co/MGfkvvqNxM HSS1101D – 8.2 Complex Measures of Low Income and Poverty Tue Mar 07 19:26:41 +0000 2017
  • Sorry, I’m not on board with the current rehabilitation of George W. Bush’s public image. Still a war criminal. #fb Tue Mar 07 18:56:51 +0000 2017
  • RT @12jarod87: According to Ben Carson this was a Carnival Cruise https://t.co/DbnIrILjMm Tue Mar 07 06:47:50 +0000 2017
  • RT @Yubbie007: I don’t think Ben Carson believes he’s black. Tue Mar 07 06:47:40 +0000 2017
  • 5 people followed me and 5 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Tue Mar 07 03:35:50 +0000 2017
  • .@DavidBilbert the pocket POTUS https://t.co/c27v6z7Zkx Tue Mar 07 00:38:36 +0000 2017
  • .@DavidBilbert @brittharr2 asshole figurines for the darkest timeline https://t.co/H64jMOt99B Mon Mar 06 20:14:35 +0000 2017
  • Canadian born in Canada turned away at US border because she “needed a visa.” Oh, and she’s brown. Of course. https://t.co/oHbiFb9aDD Mon Mar 06 15:10:20 +0000 2017
  • “There Should Be Unicorns”. Love this track. https://t.co/21J5SN6mlF Mon Mar 06 13:56:35 +0000 2017
  • https://t.co/RN0frU41mV Mon Mar 06 13:55:06 +0000 2017
  • I offer this band name for free to any Toronto-based musicians: “Spadina Dentata.” Yes? Yes? Anyone? Bueller? Anyone? Mon Mar 06 13:48:03 +0000 2017
  • heh heh https://t.co/0az5pYASeZ Mon Mar 06 13:41:06 +0000 2017
  • .@uottawa Dean of Medicine has strong opinions about professors with strong opinions https://t.co/adRTfchiRe Mon Mar 06 12:07:38 +0000 2017
  • @mychaylo I have powers Mon Mar 06 03:10:02 +0000 2017
  • @mychaylo and not just on my head Mon Mar 06 03:00:35 +0000 2017
  • Hey Rich thanks for the follow! Mon Mar 06 01:58:24 +0000 2017
  • @RedParrots I wear it every week and it’s 2 years old. Indestructible. Mon Mar 06 00:38:47 +0000 2017
  • @RedParrots best shirt I’ve ever owned. Got it online from China for $5. Indestructible. Mon Mar 06 00:25:47 +0000 2017
  • RT @BradReason: A wager (attn: Las Vegas): Within one year, on live TV, Trump will be arrested and will do a perp-walk. Odds? 25 to 1?… Mon Mar 06 00:19:09 +0000 2017
  • .@RedParrots worst part is being I’m economy class with the norms https://t.co/0HiGnefYpH Mon Mar 06 00:17:53 +0000 2017
  • Unhappiness is when you board the train for a 5 hr economy class (sigh) trip and realize the snack you packed is on the kitchen counter #fb Sun Mar 05 23:38:58 +0000 2017
  • Hey Brad Reason thanks for the follow! Sun Mar 05 23:13:06 +0000 2017
  • More proof that Donald Trump is a piece of shit https://t.co/Wh4VgfIvwd Sun Mar 05 21:34:00 +0000 2017
  • RT @lisalcolangelo: Please take a minute to look at this and retweet – @CeFaanKim is an amazing reporter and even better human being – let’… Sun Mar 05 21:16:42 +0000 2017
  • Weird times when US army is more progressive than US leadership. A Muslim now army chaplain. https://t.co/evWx8AevN6 Sun Mar 05 21:14:33 +0000 2017
  • More instances of violence committed in SCROTUS’s name https://t.co/FK18I89mxw Sun Mar 05 21:10:03 +0000 2017
  • Terorrist acts committed by white men in Trump’s America continue… https://t.co/oyMGw7gJAy Sun Mar 05 21:07:45 +0000 2017
  • Toronto based job for Knowledge Translation and Research Specialist, Association of Ontario Midwives https://t.co/Rvo3yhqkoi Sun Mar 05 20:54:51 +0000 2017
  • Unpaid internship for MPH student in Guelph https://t.co/OqKjtPCMLs #fb Sun Mar 05 20:54:09 +0000 2017
  • Holy fark, is it ever cold. #fb Sun Mar 05 17:30:55 +0000 2017
  • Hey Tziporah Tillman thanks for the follow! Sun Mar 05 05:28:07 +0000 2017
  • Hey StartupWatching ⚡️ thanks for the follow! Sat Mar 04 22:59:08 +0000 2017
  • RT @JasonKander: A 70-year old man who watches 6 hours of TV a day, plays lots of golf, and always seems to be in Florida is a retiree, not… Sat Mar 04 22:06:53 +0000 2017
  • Sigh https://t.co/sipEaNhusm Sat Mar 04 22:06:00 +0000 2017
  • If we’re serious about assimilation & reducing urban poverty, these kinds of programs are essential https://t.co/bx7WqI5jJR via @torontostar Sat Mar 04 16:55:46 +0000 2017
  • Unpaid global health internship in Connecticut https://t.co/QfEHTUOUBI #fb Sat Mar 04 15:08:53 +0000 2017
  • Hey TopShelf Magazine thanks for the follow! Sat Mar 04 14:19:15 +0000 2017
  • Man killed by his own porn? https://t.co/7SnOvrzSG8 Sat Mar 04 13:19:36 +0000 2017
  • Hey Maureen J. Kaufmann thanks for the follow! Sat Mar 04 11:49:14 +0000 2017
  • 6 people followed me and 8 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Sat Mar 04 07:31:03 +0000 2017
  • RT @kinsellawarren: Do you ever wonder if Putin wishes he had picked double-agents who were less stupid? #uspoli #russiagate Fri Mar 03 22:32:42 +0000 2017
  • RT @roostermustache: NASA: so we’ve found 7 new planets Pluto: https://t.co/uRXA7s3Xji Fri Mar 03 21:57:37 +0000 2017
  • RT @jimjefferies: I’m very excited to announce this. Can’t wait to start production https://t.co/GHz896BM8a Fri Mar 03 21:56:33 +0000 2017
  • Hey Kurt Simmons thanks for the follow! Fri Mar 03 21:44:52 +0000 2017
  • Hey Startup Stash 🔎💻 thanks for the follow! Thu Mar 02 21:54:21 +0000 2017
  • RT @RobertWuhl: Twitter now lets you mute all “egg” accounts without a profile pic. I can’t wait to get popular enough to use this! https:… Thu Mar 02 21:48:33 +0000 2017
  • Hey Tactical SelfDefense thanks for the follow! Thu Mar 02 21:39:13 +0000 2017
  • @leleinah And you realize that half came for the free food Thu Mar 02 21:21:38 +0000 2017
  • RT @kellieworks: https://t.co/TPmkayv8bw Thu Mar 02 18:24:50 +0000 2017
  • RT @lehan: IF YOU PLAY KELLIE LEITCH’S VIDEO BACKWARDS IT LOOKS EXACTLY THE SAME. https://t.co/QJVriByaNc Thu Mar 02 18:22:51 +0000 2017
  • https://t.co/CH2sUGhBv9 Thu Mar 02 18:21:57 +0000 2017
  • Separated at Birth, part 128 https://t.co/XeIiQyFfB9 https://t.co/j0PYuOQvQo Thu Mar 02 17:42:26 +0000 2017
  • Unhappiness is when you realize you’ve missed two grant deadlines by 24 hours. #fb Thu Mar 02 17:28:45 +0000 2017
  • The documentary “Having Our Baby”, in which I appear as an expert, will be shown again Mar 12 & 25: https://t.co/2R4kFlQhxu #fb Thu Mar 02 16:06:26 +0000 2017
  • RT @AndrewTumilty: Congress should appoint a retired expert in Constitutional law to investigate & prosecute #Sessions https://t.co/rWSpinG… Thu Mar 02 13:10:14 +0000 2017
  • RT @michaeldweiss: Evan Perez just said it on CNN, so I suppose I can here: Kislyak wasn’t just ambassador, he was Russia’s “top spy recrui… Thu Mar 02 13:07:48 +0000 2017
  • @DavidBilbert you know exactly why Thu Mar 02 13:06:58 +0000 2017
  • RT @JMN: i couldn’t help but wonder… had the Russian ambassador been meeting with everybody except me? https://t.co/SCnYF5FquA Thu Mar 02 13:05:13 +0000 2017
  • Hey Silvaraci Designer thanks for the follow! Thu Mar 02 04:29:20 +0000 2017
  • Hey Jonathan C. Patchen thanks for the follow! Thu Mar 02 03:59:06 +0000 2017
  • Raising the bar: How ICT can elevate the status of teachers and teaching in the SDG agenda https://t.co/v0zJscOtr2 Thu Mar 02 03:33:57 +0000 2017
  • @DogulusPrime well that makes one of us Thu Mar 02 01:37:55 +0000 2017
  • Hey Larissa Shamseer thanks for the follow! Wed Mar 01 21:12:04 +0000 2017
  • Hey @DogulusPrime I hear you’ll soon be moving to Hamilton Wed Mar 01 17:10:59 +0000 2017
  • Soft skills increasingly important to employers https://t.co/gRzfzg2ZJH Wed Mar 01 16:25:13 +0000 2017
  • RT @CharlesPulliam: Young Justin Trudeau looks like the camp counselor your mom warned you about who got that girl pregnant last summer but… Wed Mar 01 15:24:29 +0000 2017
  • Holy shit, I am in the wrong business. Need to start offering more public stats workshops. https://t.co/pyjnJU2UGr Wed Mar 01 14:46:13 +0000 2017
  • 9 people followed me and one person unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Wed Mar 01 08:14:26 +0000 2017
  • Anyone know how much tourists are paying SpaceX for moonshot? I’m guessing $50 million each. Wed Mar 01 01:16:52 +0000 2017
  • RT @AielloTV: .@RepEliotEngel in 2009: “an honor to shake the hand of the president no matter who it is.” In 2017: won’t shake @realDonaldT… Wed Mar 01 01:13:57 +0000 2017
  • RT @CGRunyon: This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen https://t.co/lutMt0l1OJ Wed Mar 01 01:00:16 +0000 2017
  • RT @RobynUrback: Keep America’s white supremacists in your thoughts tonight. They’re going through some stuff. https://t.co/Jpm114SOn2 Wed Mar 01 00:48:14 +0000 2017