Twitter Tweets from 4-1-17 to 4-30-17

Archived Twitter tweets from 2017-04-01 to 2017-04-30, courtesy of the Twime Machine:

  • RT @Audrey_Giles: Move over therapy dogs, this chill capybara will soothe away your stress https://t.co/S8yZY4i9SR Sun Apr 30 23:46:36 +0000 2017
  • “Trump voters aren’t exactly racist. They just think anyone who’s not White is doing it to show off.” -Bill Maher #fb Sun Apr 30 16:18:39 +0000 2017
  • Finally document proof that Churchill’s UK government overthrew Guyana’s peaceful, democratically elected leader https://t.co/wsImssa6h6 Sun Apr 30 16:12:54 +0000 2017
  • “Betsy DeVos couldn’t be here—she’s busy curating her collection of children’s tears.” – Hassan Minhaj #WHCD #fb Sun Apr 30 15:40:36 +0000 2017
  • https://t.co/uWdCQuKaLH Sun Apr 30 15:30:43 +0000 2017
  • Hey Dr. Jamie Seabrook thanks for the follow! Sun Apr 30 14:39:20 +0000 2017
  • Fantastic article by @MirahCurzer about why those celebrated Heineken ads are dangerous https://t.co/TiabzrLoYE Sat Apr 29 17:35:06 +0000 2017
  • Yes: “That Heineken Ad Isn’t Sweet; It’s Dangerous” https://t.co/TiabzrLoYE Sat Apr 29 17:27:15 +0000 2017
  • RT @robinblackmma: We know #fighting @ufc #mma is an art form. So why do we present it + contextualize it in North America as a cross betwe… Sat Apr 29 13:18:38 +0000 2017
  • 9 people followed me and one person unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Sat Apr 29 10:26:37 +0000 2017
  • Possibly the greatest photo ever taken. https://t.co/oS3nO4b7XR Sat Apr 29 02:47:30 +0000 2017
  • Hey Delcon thanks for the follow! Sat Apr 29 00:59:08 +0000 2017
  • RT @sk_bhutada: @cspan @FareedZakaria @nealferguson #MunkDebate: Optimism is the sign of education. Sat Apr 29 00:22:57 +0000 2017
  • .@FareedZakaria closes strongly with all the arguments he should have been making throughout #munkdebate Sat Apr 29 00:17:16 +0000 2017
  • “Mexicans take your jobs, Chinese take your factories, Muslims want to kill you. I will beat them all up” Ha debate Sat Apr 29 00:15:47 +0000 2017
  • Who are the people who want the LIO to fail? In a word… proto-fascists #munkdebate Sat Apr 29 00:14:49 +0000 2017
  • I have deep admiration for @nfergus. But I feel he is informed by gossip sheets and TMZ #munkdebate Sat Apr 29 00:13:49 +0000 2017
  • I’d like to ask @nfergus if there’s any point in history he’d like to live, other than in the West today. #munkdebate Sat Apr 29 00:12:59 +0000 2017
  • Thank you, Fareed. Numbers will show us the way out of this hyperbolic nonsense. #munkdebate Sat Apr 29 00:11:38 +0000 2017
  • RT @sk_bhutada: @cspan @FareedZakaria @nealferguson #MunkDebate: SanBernadino was done by Citizens … Indeed, it is easy to get people ril… Sat Apr 29 00:11:05 +0000 2017
  • “Former KGB operatives would best understand how to unleash troll armies.” Great line. #munkdebate Sat Apr 29 00:10:51 +0000 2017
  • Now Erdowan is being put forward as an example of an LIO leader? Whaaa? Did I miss something? #munkdebate Sat Apr 29 00:01:31 +0000 2017
  • .@nfergus base message is that we should fear the dispossessed underemployed racist white man. Right? #munkdebate Sat Apr 29 00:00:48 +0000 2017
  • So now the LIO is the political centre? Please someone, define how you are using the world “liberal” #munkdebate Fri Apr 28 23:59:37 +0000 2017
  • Hey Douglas Gardham thanks for the follow! Fri Apr 28 23:59:03 +0000 2017
  • World trade is not growing because China and India can’t sustain 10% annual growth. That’s all that’s going on. #munkdebate Fri Apr 28 23:58:25 +0000 2017
  • “demographics is destiny.” Absoluely. For better or worse. #munkdebate Fri Apr 28 23:57:41 +0000 2017
  • .@FareedZakaria makes a very strong demographic argument in favour of the sustaining of the LIO #munkdebate Fri Apr 28 23:56:51 +0000 2017
  • “Some stories are too good to check” says the serial plagiarist. It hurt me to tweet that. #MunkDebate Fri Apr 28 23:50:09 +0000 2017
  • We must always remember, HALF of Britain did not want to leave Europe #munkdebate Fri Apr 28 23:49:18 +0000 2017
  • Still waiting for someone to ask the question, “What is the alternative to the LIO”? #munkdebate Fri Apr 28 23:48:23 +0000 2017
  • so @nfergus blames liberals for the evils of populist fascists? Sounds nonsensical to me. #MunkDebate Fri Apr 28 23:45:38 +0000 2017
  • RT @Nick_Pateras: YES! @rudyardg Keep it on track. #munkdebate Fri Apr 28 23:43:34 +0000 2017
  • Pinker does not claim “everything is awesome”. He just says that we are measurably better off than we were in the past #munkdebate Fri Apr 28 23:41:13 +0000 2017
  • Who are these liberals who claim “everything is awesome”? This is strawman bullshit #munkdebate Fri Apr 28 23:39:15 +0000 2017
  • My Globaloney has a first name, it’s NIALL. My Globaloney has a second name it’s… well, you know #munkdebate Fri Apr 28 23:36:33 +0000 2017
  • I don’t think everyone in the audience agrees about what “liberal” actually means #munkdebate https://t.co/D3Pm8rpEwe Fri Apr 28 23:32:41 +0000 2017
  • I don’t agree with a lot of @nifergus ‘s positions, but man I do admire his poise and oratory skills #munkdebate Fri Apr 28 23:31:08 +0000 2017
  • @Nick_Pateras agreed Fri Apr 28 23:28:20 +0000 2017
  • I’d like to hear debaters suggest what a desirable alternative to the LIO would look like #munkdebate Fri Apr 28 23:26:08 +0000 2017
  • The resolution is “the LIO is over” not “the LIO *should be* over”. Methinks the debaters will lose the thread. #MunkDebate Fri Apr 28 23:23:37 +0000 2017
  • I feel liberal order, however disorderly, is preferable to illiberal order, i.e. fascism #munkdebate Fri Apr 28 23:17:43 +0000 2017
  • RT @SultanSpeaks: A conservative is blaming liberals for the inequality issues? Am I missing something here? #MunkDebate Fri Apr 28 23:15:34 +0000 2017
  • Regardless of which side you support, I think you’ll agree the eloquence in this #munkdebate dwarfs the near illiteracy of the previous one Fri Apr 28 23:15:14 +0000 2017
  • Got my Twitter thumbs ready to live Tweet the #MunkDebate Fri Apr 28 23:01:32 +0000 2017
  • Research Analyst, Public Health Surveillance and Evaluation position in Barrie https://t.co/gLTbyS8ifX Fri Apr 28 22:46:18 +0000 2017
  • RT @owillis: NY Times Continues To Only Publish Columns By Round-Earthers, Taking Away Free Speech Rights From The Flat Earth Community htt… Fri Apr 28 20:57:50 +0000 2017
  • @DavidBilbert only girls are born June 1st Fri Apr 28 17:49:47 +0000 2017
  • The expanded version of my @HuffPost article, “Maybe We Don’t Have an Overpopulation Problem” https://t.co/GWnPeyssXo Fri Apr 28 16:59:45 +0000 2017
  • Maybe We Don’t Have An Overpopulation Problem https://t.co/GWnPeyssXo https://t.co/ih3stnK6Bd Fri Apr 28 16:58:34 +0000 2017
  • My latest at the HuffPo: “(Maybe) The World Ins’t Facing an Overpopulation Problem” https://t.co/ZuuiOSWrus Fri Apr 28 16:39:41 +0000 2017
  • Hey Fin & Field thanks for the follow! Fri Apr 28 12:19:27 +0000 2017
  • Oh fuck. I just knocked my favourite stone mask off of my wall and it shattered. I purchased it in Luxor, Egypt, in… https://t.co/Pe31HUkN7a Fri Apr 28 03:25:46 +0000 2017
  • Evaluation and Performance Measurement Analyst position with the Canadian Centre on Substance Abuse https://t.co/PTsHY9VLMk Fri Apr 28 03:23:51 +0000 2017
  • CSEB Student Conference Travel Awards https://t.co/rxTn3rnqGB Fri Apr 28 01:05:54 +0000 2017
  • What’s all this cheering I hear outside? Better not be a sportsball thing. #fb Fri Apr 28 00:46:29 +0000 2017
  • Killer presentation by @profamirattaran on university hiring equity at #apuo agm Thu Apr 27 19:22:29 +0000 2017
  • Zomg people do like to hear themselves speak #apuo Thu Apr 27 18:49:13 +0000 2017
  • RT @YMKINDNESS2017: So excited to hear Raywat Deonandan, epidemiologist, professor, novelist and journalist speak next week! @deonandan we… Thu Apr 27 17:19:21 +0000 2017
  • Hey Adam R Houston thanks for the follow! Thu Apr 27 15:12:15 +0000 2017
  • Hey The Silverbeets thanks for the follow! Thu Apr 27 05:22:28 +0000 2017
  • @RedParrots yours? Thu Apr 27 01:18:50 +0000 2017
  • A student of a colleague is doing a study on the sexual practices of young Canadians who travel. Maybe you qualify? https://t.co/1wNnye8Z6a Thu Apr 27 00:05:19 +0000 2017
  • I wouldn’t leave @DogulusPrime alone for just anything. This time it was to speak on a panel with enemy of “science… https://t.co/LtLcSEX3HN Wed Apr 26 23:24:08 +0000 2017
  • .@jeremycsnyder missed you at the conference presentation today. Hope everything is okay! Wed Apr 26 23:21:38 +0000 2017
  • RT @CarpAdvocacy: #CBoCHealth on #fakenews and science-ploitation and medical tourism @CaulfieldTim @deonandan words of caution against hy… Wed Apr 26 21:24:03 +0000 2017
  • Hey CARP Advocacy thanks for the follow! Wed Apr 26 21:07:56 +0000 2017
  • Hey Lawrence Lamina thanks for the follow! Wed Apr 26 17:37:19 +0000 2017
  • Hey Tom Drake thanks for the follow! Wed Apr 26 17:12:11 +0000 2017
  • 4 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Wed Apr 26 09:32:08 +0000 2017
  • My new assistant is flaking off and watching Star Trek when he should be working. https://t.co/139xEp8ysn Tue Apr 25 22:51:00 +0000 2017
  • you ever get the feeling someone is watching you? (@DogulusPrime ) https://t.co/3na4DLm6gB Tue Apr 25 16:00:53 +0000 2017
  • Sometimes I want to write back to a manuscript reviewer, “Then why don’t YOU write the fucking paper?” Tue Apr 25 14:30:27 +0000 2017
  • RT @MoElleithee: Slavery. Slavery was worse. https://t.co/kAw4WwUci9 Tue Apr 25 13:13:22 +0000 2017
  • .@nbarrowman “Dear journals: Clean up your act. Regards, Concerned Biostatistician” https://t.co/g43BQQIiiz Tue Apr 25 00:02:28 +0000 2017
  • Hey Dog Couture Country thanks for the follow! Mon Apr 24 19:14:44 +0000 2017
  • I think he was pushed… by a flightless turkey https://t.co/5EfAtb66H9 Mon Apr 24 18:45:25 +0000 2017
  • That awkward moment when you don’t know if someone’s Facebook profile pic is supposed to be funny and ironic, or if that’s the way they look Mon Apr 24 17:09:13 +0000 2017
  • Board of Directors (Volunteer position), Thehealthline.ca Information Network https://t.co/0kHmI3MYOY Mon Apr 24 16:52:02 +0000 2017
  • Epidemiologist position with the City of Hamilton (Ontario) https://t.co/16fgyU7LAW Mon Apr 24 16:51:12 +0000 2017
  • Managed to push inbox to 2 digits… and it’s not even noon! #fb Mon Apr 24 15:17:56 +0000 2017
  • .@DavidBilbert https://t.co/TJdHBKwTyD Mon Apr 24 14:06:09 +0000 2017
  • Is this guy a realtor or a magician? “I will make your house…. DISAPPEAR!” https://t.co/46pvClHhDW Mon Apr 24 04:33:49 +0000 2017
  • https://t.co/9oJZsvaOOh Mon Apr 24 04:29:44 +0000 2017
  • My SPSS keeps crashing when I try legacy non-parametric tests. Just sayin’. #fb Sun Apr 23 18:52:42 +0000 2017
  • Sweet Zod, how I like the French presidential electoral process. Two run-offs? Brilliant! #fb Sun Apr 23 18:23:44 +0000 2017
  • Sorry, Toronto. I couldn’t make the #sciencemarchto because @DogulusPrime needed an extra long walk Sun Apr 23 14:07:48 +0000 2017
  • one person followed me and 2 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Sun Apr 23 10:34:38 +0000 2017
  • Hey Aryta Persaud thanks for the follow! Sat Apr 22 22:34:15 +0000 2017
  • @DavidBilbert The AIDS acting up again? Sat Apr 22 22:24:43 +0000 2017
  • @DavidBilbert Why are you getting mail on Saturday? What sorcery is this? Sat Apr 22 21:54:37 +0000 2017
  • Watching a documentary on the “Indian wild ass”…. and the imagination flowers. #fb Sat Apr 22 18:41:59 +0000 2017
  • Would be funny if Tom Cruise showed today for the March for Scientology #oops #fb Sat Apr 22 17:06:55 +0000 2017
  • Which unrelated special interest group will hijack the March for Science? Taking bets. #fb Sat Apr 22 16:50:19 +0000 2017
  • Having March for Science in April is like having a May-December relationship in February Sat Apr 22 15:39:37 +0000 2017
  • Why is March for Science held in April? Aren’t we a month late? #fb Sat Apr 22 15:35:02 +0000 2017
  • .@brittharr2 you walk like this, which is why your fitbit numbers are so poor https://t.co/IyjF7KXMM7 Sat Apr 22 15:01:01 +0000 2017
  • What students are really doing in class https://t.co/cXccRwfgKY Fri Apr 21 18:29:02 +0000 2017
  • Actually it would be hilarious, and keeping with how reality now reflects bad TV, if Bill O’Reilly were to replace Sean Spicer. #fb Fri Apr 21 11:19:28 +0000 2017
  • Prediction: Bill O’Reilly re-emerges with cabinet position. Probably Secretary of Gender Issues or something like that. #fb Fri Apr 21 11:18:22 +0000 2017
  • RT @sarahcpr: @LouiseMensch Trump couldn’t negotiate a slice of bread out of a toaster oven Fri Apr 21 11:16:58 +0000 2017
  • On Via train 43 now. Impressed by the quality of service service that Via employees are giving to a blind passenger and a young mother. #fb Fri Apr 21 11:13:41 +0000 2017
  • Animated GIF of the day…. baby kangaroo! https://t.co/ugxpIP14F2 Fri Apr 21 03:56:21 +0000 2017
  • Undocumented immigrant taking sanctuary in Denver church happens to be one of Time’s 100 most influential https://t.co/yVhCccKSmi #awkward Fri Apr 21 03:32:21 +0000 2017
  • Best comment I’ve seen on an online discussion thread: “Jesus Christ, weaponized autism has been mobilized against me.” Fri Apr 21 03:31:07 +0000 2017
  • Hey Nigel Majakari thanks for the follow! Fri Apr 21 03:16:27 +0000 2017
  • In 7 minutes it will be 4:20 in 4/20, and I’m still stuck in my office! #fb Thu Apr 20 20:13:55 +0000 2017
  • Artificial sweeteners linked to stroke and dementia https://t.co/Sh7RZjGqkX Thu Apr 20 20:09:48 +0000 2017
  • RT @apihtawikosisan: Whiteness is invisible to itself most of the time. You can hear it in statements like “I love traditional names like C… Thu Apr 20 20:06:39 +0000 2017
  • Oh shit. With the #ChampsElysees shootings, Le Pen creeps closer to victory. #fb Thu Apr 20 19:53:58 +0000 2017
  • At least 4 universities make the list of Canada’s top diversity employers https://t.co/yZms8hf55X Thu Apr 20 19:50:41 +0000 2017
  • Apparently the term “visible minority” might be discriminatory https://t.co/g56xo4OaQU Thu Apr 20 19:39:17 +0000 2017
  • Seems @uottawa is not respecting the nation’s diversity targets. This is one reason I’m running for a position on t… https://t.co/og546YfCmi Thu Apr 20 19:14:13 +0000 2017
  • RT @Travon: Serena Williams won a grand slam while she was pregnant so every man should probably shut up about everything forever. Thu Apr 20 18:56:07 +0000 2017
  • RT @AcademiaObscura: Guess we’ll never find out. https://t.co/PvDkGzbdc7 Thu Apr 20 18:54:46 +0000 2017
  • WTF is this? The Beverley Hillbillies? #SCROTUS https://t.co/XTOI0JBe8b Thu Apr 20 18:52:58 +0000 2017
  • All day office hours after two straight nights of 3-hour sleeps. I wonder if all the students hear will be gibberish? Sounds poetic to me. Thu Apr 20 16:47:10 +0000 2017
  • Research awards for Canadian PhD students in Agriculture & Environment, Inclusive Economies, Tech & Innovation. https://t.co/hQAbUn1yrZ #fb Thu Apr 20 14:26:34 +0000 2017
  • 3 people followed me and one person unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Thu Apr 20 08:41:19 +0000 2017
  • Happiness is finding out I won the hospital lottery! Unhappiness is realizing the prize is a movie ticket. A really expensive movie ticket. Thu Apr 20 07:18:30 +0000 2017
  • Twitter Tweets from 3-1-17 to 3-31-17 https://t.co/tPPumYzFsC Thu Apr 20 06:40:39 +0000 2017
  • Recent Facebook Profile Pics https://t.co/ZgN0rzhYwB https://t.co/FB9g8S8lra Thu Apr 20 06:36:36 +0000 2017
  • Hey did I just see Adam @donttrythis on The Expanse? Thu Apr 20 05:23:00 +0000 2017
  • Hey Esther White thanks for the follow! Thu Apr 20 05:11:07 +0000 2017
  • I don’t understand why more people aren’t watching Agent of SHIELD. What a fun show. Thu Apr 20 03:16:10 +0000 2017
  • Hey Dustin C. Ripple thanks for the follow! Wed Apr 19 22:26:15 +0000 2017
  • Animated GIF of the day https://t.co/RD1ncFBuE7 Wed Apr 19 21:58:16 +0000 2017
  • Hey Garden’s Balance thanks for the follow! Wed Apr 19 20:06:16 +0000 2017
  • Back in Ottawa and all I can think about is shwarma. I’m a bad fake vegetarian. #fb Wed Apr 19 20:00:23 +0000 2017
  • @jwnickerson @uocommonlaw If only other faculties could be so perceptive Wed Apr 19 19:49:00 +0000 2017
  • Pro tip: don’t drink wine at 10 thousand feet when you haven’t slept in a day. #fb Wed Apr 19 19:47:29 +0000 2017
  • What’s the point of your plane landing early if there’s never an “agent at the gate” or whatever excuse they use to prevent disembarkation? Wed Apr 19 19:44:16 +0000 2017
  • scholarships are available to students who are citizens of the following Asian countries: https://t.co/PnguMH9Ayi https://t.co/BlbziXpasK Wed Apr 19 18:31:15 +0000 2017
  • Booooo! I will be out of town! https://t.co/kDvAxrLpCM Wed Apr 19 18:14:29 +0000 2017
  • Was this not one of the 7 signs of the apocalypse? https://t.co/nyanv9NTPT Wed Apr 19 18:02:06 +0000 2017
  • Back at the airport. No “random” additional security check this time! #progress #fb Wed Apr 19 17:58:36 +0000 2017
  • Well this is new. A journal has created a video version of the abstract of one of my papers: https://t.co/g0dNvhrb9T Wed Apr 19 15:31:28 +0000 2017
  • Hey A.W. thanks for the follow! Wed Apr 19 08:46:14 +0000 2017
  • Was spellbound earlier today watching 1927 Clara Bow silent movie “It” at the Wolfsonian in Miami. #fb Wed Apr 19 05:49:09 +0000 2017
  • I was really excited until I realized that Emilio Estefan is not Emilio Estevez https://t.co/cshYFJOjDJ Mon Apr 17 20:46:38 +0000 2017
  • 3 people followed me and 2 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Mon Apr 17 08:23:54 +0000 2017
  • “Marginal capitalism is tough-guy spirtjke rugby or tackle football, suitable mostly for people slightly overdosed on testosterone.” #fb Sun Apr 16 20:18:01 +0000 2017
  • “Capitalism decided whether to destroy the biosphere or change its rules. Many argued that the former was the lesser of two evils.” #fb Sun Apr 16 20:06:27 +0000 2017
  • Only in the southern USA would you find a store called “Discount Liquor” #fb Sun Apr 16 19:36:30 +0000 2017
  • @IntensiveLoL 11 meters under water Sun Apr 16 19:11:00 +0000 2017
  • I know I’m not giving this book my full attention when I read “aquaculture pens” as “aquamarine penis”. #fb Sun Apr 16 19:09:19 +0000 2017
  • Key Largo on Easter: grocery story closed. Pharmacy closed. Liquor store… open. #fb Sun Apr 16 19:05:19 +0000 2017
  • Reading a book in Florida about how Florida won’t exist in a few years. Not everyday you get to think you might outlive a State! #fb Sun Apr 16 16:37:52 +0000 2017
  • Hey Sheryl Norman thanks for the follow! Sun Apr 16 04:30:38 +0000 2017
  • happy Ishtar https://t.co/ixh35lLE76 Sun Apr 16 03:43:29 +0000 2017
  • RT @robdelaney: It’s fun to #do #tweets, but your dad picked Betsy DeVos to be Secretary of Education, so please enjoy a room temperature d… Sat Apr 15 14:53:13 +0000 2017
  • Hey Lifeboat Foundation thanks for the follow! Sat Apr 15 10:20:09 +0000 2017
  • Happiness is hearing a voice say to you, “Oh my God. You’re beautiful!” Unhappiness is turning around and seeing it’s a 70 year old grandma. Sat Apr 15 02:18:27 +0000 2017
  • Hey Glenda Baldwin thanks for the follow! Fri Apr 14 22:20:07 +0000 2017
  • Hey Simeone Museum thanks for the follow! Fri Apr 14 15:15:45 +0000 2017
  • I just passed a Porsche while driving a Smart car. #fb Fri Apr 14 15:09:09 +0000 2017
  • Watching Leave It To Beaver. “June, stop acting like a modern parent and blaming yourself every time your children do something wrong.” #fb Fri Apr 14 12:50:21 +0000 2017
  • 7 people followed me and 2 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Fri Apr 14 12:31:49 +0000 2017
  • TV ad for local Miami college: “Our graduates don’t have to repay large loans!” Me: “Because they’ve all declared personal bankruptcy?” Fri Apr 14 11:44:01 +0000 2017
  • Hey déCollage {Reed Fox} thanks for the follow! Fri Apr 14 11:15:25 +0000 2017
  • Floyd Mayweather’s dad bod was a little surprising, I gotta say https://t.co/TWzZ62ABtE Fri Apr 14 02:12:13 +0000 2017
  • So Floyd Mayweather showed up in Miami Beach this morning. Dude has a bit of a pot belly. Starting to think @TheNotoriousMMA has achance Fri Apr 14 02:07:57 +0000 2017
  • Hungover, underslept, and a month late, I finally got my book manuscript submitted to the publisher. Now we drink. #fb Thu Apr 13 19:51:21 +0000 2017
  • Want to see a cat, dog, and otter playing together? Of course you do. https://t.co/usCZ5ZLdPb Thu Apr 13 18:28:32 +0000 2017
  • Some guy in India keeps using my email address for his online shopping. So I have years worth of receipts for things I did not buy. #taxes Thu Apr 13 18:19:59 +0000 2017
  • Hey Mark Goulston, M.D. thanks for the follow! Thu Apr 13 17:50:27 +0000 2017
  • By some miracle, my inbox has dropped to two digits again. #fb Thu Apr 13 17:32:06 +0000 2017
  • Just got an email from someone named Christmas Christmas…. on Easter (sort of). Thu Apr 13 17:28:46 +0000 2017
  • United strikes again https://t.co/Fj3ogNCsNy Thu Apr 13 15:00:01 +0000 2017
  • Dolezal needs some of this https://t.co/AYTJVGLNTT Thu Apr 13 14:57:36 +0000 2017
  • Scientists create fluid with negative mass. But the freaky part is the photo of the author of this article. Yikes. https://t.co/dFVM6stlkw Thu Apr 13 14:42:04 +0000 2017
  • The United terminal at O’Hare. Looks like planes aren’t the only things they overbook. https://t.co/hOesi0HV9B Thu Apr 13 14:37:57 +0000 2017
  • “Paul Ryan wants to repeal the 20th century” #fb Thu Apr 13 14:33:01 +0000 2017
  • My Hindu forebears are rolling over in their urns. (Actually no, since they were all reincarnated into new life for… https://t.co/FpZBGsBYmA Thu Apr 13 09:34:11 +0000 2017
  • Hey Robert Grafetstetter thanks for the follow! Thu Apr 13 07:28:19 +0000 2017
  • Hey Jive Communications thanks for the follow! Thu Apr 13 05:23:14 +0000 2017
  • Hey CONDODEAL.ca in #YYZ thanks for the follow! Thu Apr 13 04:03:36 +0000 2017
  • Hey Oakland Online thanks for the follow! Wed Apr 12 21:33:33 +0000 2017
  • ZOMG Airwolf is on TV! Wed Apr 12 21:08:40 +0000 2017
  • Will Josh Brolin play Cable in Deadpool 2? Cool. https://t.co/fuwQNl8q9E Wed Apr 12 20:35:19 +0000 2017
  • Happiness is getting a nice “attaboy” letter from senior admin. Unhappiness is noticing it’s addressed to “Raywatt Deonadran.” Wed Apr 12 20:30:29 +0000 2017
  • Dear @RBC_Canada please stop spam-calling me from 877-769-2547 Wed Apr 12 20:12:00 +0000 2017
  • Hey Jeremy Snyder thanks for the follow! Wed Apr 12 18:08:14 +0000 2017
  • Oh crap. Now Charlie Murphy is dead? Come on! #fb Wed Apr 12 18:00:36 +0000 2017
  • Guess the country? Hint: it’s the USA. https://t.co/NEbXl58gSk Wed Apr 12 17:12:07 +0000 2017
  • Only in Miami do they give you a complimentary tequila shot with breakfast. And I have a conference call to get to!! Wed Apr 12 16:56:10 +0000 2017
  • Healthcare for Millennials: Opportunities and Challenges https://t.co/jYYiLT8Aeh Wed Apr 12 14:08:34 +0000 2017
  • @MahdiAhsan Yeah but I could take a baby Wed Apr 12 01:14:32 +0000 2017
  • Hey Explorer Magazine thanks for the follow! Tue Apr 11 13:03:48 +0000 2017
  • Ugh. I really dislike smug business people on planes. I think I’d prefer screaming babies. Tue Apr 11 12:11:24 +0000 2017
  • Students attending @csebsceb conference in Banff? You are eligible for discounted hotel rate https://t.co/PQvjJl12Af https://t.co/6NkwyHIjnw Tue Apr 11 12:08:01 +0000 2017
  • “Protesting is the new brunch” #fb Tue Apr 11 11:25:16 +0000 2017
  • 4 people followed me and 3 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Tue Apr 11 08:39:07 +0000 2017
  • I’d also like to meet someone named Phyllis Stein just so I could insult her by calling her by her name in a sneering tone #fb Tue Apr 11 03:56:18 +0000 2017
  • I would like to meet someone named Guy Mann who is also a visiting Fellow #fb Tue Apr 11 03:54:46 +0000 2017
  • Happiness is when woman at dry cleaner recognizes me, gushing in her fandom. Unhappiness is realizing she thinks I’m Russell Peters. Tue Apr 11 01:25:51 +0000 2017
  • Today’s trending story should have been Saffiyah Khan’s badassery. But instead it’s United’s corporate fascism. #fb Mon Apr 10 23:16:16 +0000 2017
  • RT @mateolorente: PEPSI: We made the biggest PR Mess of any major company this year. UNITED: Hold my beer. Mon Apr 10 23:11:19 +0000 2017
  • RT @abbs_man: video of the doctor forced off the @United flight is a disgrace,poor man so distraught https://t.co/Odp6AWlMuF Mon Apr 10 23:09:59 +0000 2017
  • RT @DrForester: Meanwhile, at the @united Flight Attendant training facility…. #united https://t.co/DlzqGAwog6 Mon Apr 10 23:08:55 +0000 2017
  • RT @jonspaihts: @united A gentle suggestion: https://t.co/VhvFIc4QO3 Mon Apr 10 23:08:40 +0000 2017
  • RT @EricWolfson: Happy #NationalSiblingsDay From The Trump Family! https://t.co/ac03uIqHKg Mon Apr 10 22:38:58 +0000 2017
  • Someone sent this appropriate response to clueless @DouthatNYT who needs to be forcibly removed from an airplane https://t.co/ULPN4PYz4p Mon Apr 10 22:36:54 +0000 2017
  • Some guy on twitter: “we live in a loose collection of assholes and their victims held together by scotch tape and police brutality?” Mon Apr 10 22:34:37 +0000 2017
  • Didn’t have to look very hard to find a clueless piece of shit https://t.co/p8HxHqWrjr Mon Apr 10 22:09:25 +0000 2017
  • RT @pzambrana: @united “Fly the Friendly Skies” #united https://t.co/ENxSZPiLEK Mon Apr 10 22:03:19 +0000 2017
  • .@DavidBilbert Finn Balor has childbearing hips Mon Apr 10 20:45:03 +0000 2017
  • RT @jonspaihts: @united “Re-accommodate!” You assaulted a paying customer, knocked him out and dragged him off a plane. Mon Apr 10 18:37:28 +0000 2017
  • RT @TessaDare: @united Apologize to the man who was assaulted while your employees watched. Apologize to all the passengers who were forced… Mon Apr 10 18:36:51 +0000 2017
  • RT @dog_rates: This is Iggy. He was a rescue dog killed in the Stockholm attack. His memorial started with a collar and four bones. It’s gr… Mon Apr 10 18:36:20 +0000 2017
  • @DavidBilbert @brownjayson I have pre-munchies Mon Apr 10 17:35:46 +0000 2017
  • Saffiyah Khan is an effing superstar. https://t.co/5WX5GQQC2c Mon Apr 10 16:43:11 +0000 2017
  • I’m at a faculty meeting and am the only man not wearing a checkered shirt. Thanks, Obama! #fb Mon Apr 10 16:39:05 +0000 2017
  • Hey Dr. Michael Nichols thanks for the follow! Mon Apr 10 14:48:37 +0000 2017
  • Happy inception day, Leon https://t.co/29EUncxwBb Mon Apr 10 11:22:29 +0000 2017
  • RT @RoguePOTUSStaff: Bannon: Why don’t you put on another flack jacket. Jared: Why don’t you get drunk with another prostitute. #notgoingw… Mon Apr 10 02:48:57 +0000 2017
  • Goddamn. The Expanse is such a bad-ass show. Thank goodness for some smart science fiction on TV again. #fb Mon Apr 10 02:38:54 +0000 2017
  • @RedParrots boooo Sun Apr 09 19:54:35 +0000 2017
  • @DavidBilbert yes Sun Apr 09 19:08:15 +0000 2017
  • @DavidBilbert https://t.co/NZqCx83mNX Sun Apr 09 19:05:29 +0000 2017
  • @RedParrots @DogulusPrime boooooo Sun Apr 09 18:38:33 +0000 2017
  • Hey Hayley Pelletier thanks for the follow! Sun Apr 09 17:17:15 +0000 2017
  • @RedParrots @DogulusPrime Sad part is, 2000 years from now, clay K-9 might be the only archaeological evidence that I ever existed Sun Apr 09 16:58:17 +0000 2017
  • This is my 4th year honour’s project from 1990. “Not a very profound treatment of the problem.” Ouch. And yes, that… https://t.co/YSZOnWinlM Sun Apr 09 16:31:36 +0000 2017
  • The window sill in my old bedroom in my parents’ house. It features K-9 chasing Captain Kirk who is chasing…. a g… https://t.co/DGKaEEnffB Sun Apr 09 16:28:25 +0000 2017
  • @RedParrots .@DogulusPrime. But he does a shitty job, considering he’s a dog. Sun Apr 09 16:23:38 +0000 2017
  • Yes, this is pipe-cleaner Luke Skywalker. I made him in 1979. I think I was 36 at the time. https://t.co/23WDVEoHrh Sun Apr 09 15:43:24 +0000 2017
  • I made this tiny K-9 unit out of clay…. 40 years ago. https://t.co/uSuf1PCWCN Sun Apr 09 07:40:03 +0000 2017
  • Discovered I have an avatar in @Robertvharrison ‘s parallel, train-based universe https://t.co/iDam5wi8VA Sun Apr 09 07:31:40 +0000 2017
  • Image of a single quasar appearing to be several quasars due to gravitational lensing. Called the Einstein Cross.… https://t.co/F0TYu14k53 Sun Apr 09 06:58:07 +0000 2017
  • Hey Kiran Mane thanks for the follow! Sun Apr 09 05:37:28 +0000 2017
  • When he gets his academics together, he can come back to the classroom. Ha! #ufc210 Sun Apr 09 04:40:49 +0000 2017
  • Why do people boo DC? I really don’t get it. #ufc210 Sun Apr 09 04:38:01 +0000 2017
  • #ufc210 unbelievable. DC is the man Sun Apr 09 04:31:08 +0000 2017
  • DC looks old and a little tired. I think Rumble takes this #UFC210 Sun Apr 09 04:18:55 +0000 2017
  • Why are people mad at the doc? Saw Weidman was concussed and did the responsible thing. Weidman will be thankful in 10 years. #UFC210 Sun Apr 09 04:10:15 +0000 2017
  • Weidman’s speech is slurred, I think. I worry for the guy #UFC210 Sun Apr 09 04:06:03 +0000 2017
  • At this point, I bet sharp-kneed Silva wants his Weidman re-match #ufc210 Sun Apr 09 04:02:08 +0000 2017
  • Weidman’s forehead is a knee magnet #ufc210 Sun Apr 09 03:56:35 +0000 2017
  • Indonesian artist snuck political commentary into X-Men cartoons. Oops. https://t.co/Q25zKj85us #fb Sun Apr 09 03:37:16 +0000 2017
  • Hey Mohd Sameer Uddin thanks for the follow! Sat Apr 08 15:07:41 +0000 2017
  • The cleanest village in India https://t.co/JmOJvY1BZi #fb Sat Apr 08 13:45:12 +0000 2017
  • RT @alienated: PSA for librarians: occasionally check how the World Book encyclopedia is arranged on your shelves https://t.co/UznSIN9qcp Sat Apr 08 12:52:38 +0000 2017
  • Sigh #fb https://t.co/IOJxxnGjqH Sat Apr 08 12:52:01 +0000 2017
  • RT @ArarMaher: I have no problem ppl opposing US interventions in #Syria or elsewhere. It’s the right thing to do. What I’m asking for is C… Sat Apr 08 12:51:33 +0000 2017
  • 3 people followed me and 4 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Sat Apr 08 11:56:21 +0000 2017
  • Hey Kizzie Prescod thanks for the follow! Sat Apr 08 06:52:13 +0000 2017
  • Summer job opportunity for health sciences undergrad with Canadian Foundation for Healthcare Improvement in Ottawa: https://t.co/bzP4ANni44 Fri Apr 07 19:22:49 +0000 2017
  • @opalsoap yep, me too. Fri Apr 07 15:31:29 +0000 2017
  • In a time when use of actual nuclear weapons is a possibility, it bothers me that we use #NuclearOption to describe an administrative tactic Fri Apr 07 15:23:21 +0000 2017
  • Oh look, there’s a blizzard outside. In April. That’s cute. #fb Fri Apr 07 12:55:37 +0000 2017
  • Look, if you’re going to attack someone during a D&D game, at least use your +4 vorpal sword. https://t.co/z6oH3wuYQM Fri Apr 07 12:35:32 +0000 2017
  • I have a student named Jerry Garcia. I don’t know what to do with this information. Fri Apr 07 12:00:45 +0000 2017
  • Hey Savita Shinde thanks for the follow! Fri Apr 07 05:54:21 +0000 2017
  • RT @michelleisawolf: Ivanka is probably like “have they tried sending Assad one of those Live Laugh Love posters? It always worked for me.” Fri Apr 07 00:21:47 +0000 2017
  • People are surprised that Michael Caine voted for Brexit. How quickly they forget about Jaws IV. Judgement? Not so much. Thu Apr 06 18:40:11 +0000 2017
  • RIP Don Rickles. This intolerably politically correct world will miss you. #fb Thu Apr 06 18:38:41 +0000 2017
  • Hey Alex B. Munster thanks for the follow! Thu Apr 06 16:59:25 +0000 2017
  • Bill O’Reilly looks like… “A live chicken dressed as a dead human for Halloween” https://t.co/DYmdXWJ0g6 Thu Apr 06 13:16:14 +0000 2017
  • There’s a young woman here with the bearing, stature and fashion choices of a reanimated mummy. I’m scared. #fb Wed Apr 05 23:11:03 +0000 2017
  • What I learned today: Toronto used to have a “Prince Umberto Fascist Club” whose members included the city’s corporate elite #fb Wed Apr 05 23:07:35 +0000 2017
  • There’s always that one questioner in the audience whose voice is louder without the mic than with it. #fb Wed Apr 05 22:56:33 +0000 2017
  • At every university alumni event I attend, the first question is always asked by an old white man in a bow tie. #fb Wed Apr 05 22:36:33 +0000 2017
  • RT @Travon: The Kendall Jenner Pepsi fiasco is a perfect example of what happens when there’s no black people in the room when decisions ar… Wed Apr 05 21:54:00 +0000 2017
  • RT @AcademicsSay: “Fox News tells me I can turn my students into Communists and experience tells me I can’t even make them do the readings.… Wed Apr 05 21:53:14 +0000 2017
  • Don Lemon kicks Bill O’Reilly squarely in his tiny nuts (metaphorically) https://t.co/Cfz8ttbIGv Wed Apr 05 16:11:47 +0000 2017
  • Boeing has plans for a Moonbase and interplanetary vehicles. Cool. https://t.co/4PsW62k7r5 Wed Apr 05 15:07:47 +0000 2017
  • Barry Manilow is gay? I’m shocked! Shocked, I say! (Not really). #fb Wed Apr 05 14:44:18 +0000 2017
  • Attending all meetings today via Skype. Pants optional. Wed Apr 05 14:21:38 +0000 2017
  • @RedParrots Congratulations on the anniversary of your escape from the womb! Wed Apr 05 13:50:36 +0000 2017
  • 4 people followed me and 2 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Wed Apr 05 09:49:58 +0000 2017
  • Hey Abdul Razaq thanks for the follow! Wed Apr 05 08:44:06 +0000 2017
  • Camped out in the Porter lounge at Ottawa airport, pretending to do work. Think anyone notices I’m actually on Face… https://t.co/G46xBBAVKH Tue Apr 04 18:52:42 +0000 2017
  • .@jordanbpeterson denied SSHRC grant. People (ie. me) get denied all the time. But was he punished for his politics? https://t.co/d4bhUo5NJo Tue Apr 04 14:54:09 +0000 2017
  • What I learned today: Erik Prince is Betsy Devos’s brother. Yep, the world is one big insane oligarchy run by warlords and billionaires. #fb Tue Apr 04 13:46:36 +0000 2017
  • #toto https://t.co/Fki5yIrMHS Tue Apr 04 12:41:18 +0000 2017
  • Saw a licence plate that read, “D-TARDIS”. I was tempted to replace the first “D” with “RE”. Tue Apr 04 11:30:18 +0000 2017
  • Obscure Historical Figure of the Day #10: John Rykener https://t.co/oc0cU1oWop https://t.co/vrqR1ukr9v Tue Apr 04 05:18:34 +0000 2017
  • RT @yashar: Never forget…this is the real Bill O’Reilly. https://t.co/Zt4FCt4gJ6 Tue Apr 04 01:17:27 +0000 2017
  • President’s Choice lentil, bean & quinoa veggie burger: so freakin’ good, I’ve been craving one all day. Mon Apr 03 23:39:34 +0000 2017
  • Hey PaperWork thanks for the follow! Mon Apr 03 01:36:04 +0000 2017
  • My latest paper: “Writing skills enhancement for public health professionals in Rwanda” https://t.co/SyT42CEi7m Sun Apr 02 23:41:35 +0000 2017
  • That 3-week old vegetable soup in my fridge is still good, right? Sun Apr 02 22:16:37 +0000 2017
  • Hey Wayne E. Birt thanks for the follow! Sun Apr 02 20:41:21 +0000 2017
  • One of the many reasons “Legion” is an awesome TV show: the soundtrack https://t.co/pCyGvobR5N Sun Apr 02 20:24:24 +0000 2017
  • Jon Stewart once hosted a British talk show with Dave Chappelle and Christopher Hitchens? Whaaaaaa??? https://t.co/qyyMNq0k0y Sun Apr 02 16:24:05 +0000 2017
  • one person followed me and 3 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Sun Apr 02 13:57:08 +0000 2017
  • Jeebus Cripes. Do people really think that any book length work is a novel? What is wrong with kids these days? https://t.co/AsAbScKsJV Sun Apr 02 13:35:09 +0000 2017
  • https://t.co/bZTh7fRJxl Sun Apr 02 13:31:35 +0000 2017
  • .@neeratanden killed on Real Time Sun Apr 02 03:43:49 +0000 2017
  • Hey mariam ibrahim thanks for the follow! Sun Apr 02 00:11:10 +0000 2017
  • Inbox down to 2 digits for the first time in almost a year!!!! #fb Sat Apr 01 21:00:42 +0000 2017
  • I think it’s weird how many students refer to lectures unironically as speeches. #fb Sat Apr 01 19:33:41 +0000 2017
  • Volunteer oppportunity withIEEE Ottawa Robotics Competition https://t.co/Gp6T2TdVHS Sat Apr 01 18:53:39 +0000 2017
  • @leleinah shh Sat Apr 01 18:14:59 +0000 2017
  • Just had a sneezing fit while giving a lecture about infectious disease #irony #fb Sat Apr 01 18:14:26 +0000 2017
  • Current pet peeve: people who spell bestiality with an additional “a”. Plebes. #fb Sat Apr 01 17:07:50 +0000 2017
  • Meghan: https://t.co/5r4ovjNk9J via @YouTube Sat Apr 01 16:16:20 +0000 2017
  • Summer jobs with Let’s Talk Science https://t.co/hGE0o03qkk Sat Apr 01 15:25:04 +0000 2017
  • What is it about uottawa students and their refusal to flush toilets? #fb Sat Apr 01 14:13:08 +0000 2017
  • RT @markyzaguirre: @neeratanden Memo to Bill Maher: when you find yourself on the same side as Rick Santorum in an argument, rethink your p… Sat Apr 01 12:22:12 +0000 2017
  • Dreamt I joined a cult in France, mostly about what was served at meals: a lot of yogurt and roasted peppers. I think I’d like cult life. Sat Apr 01 11:27:03 +0000 2017