Twitter Tweets from 5-1-17 to 5-31-17

Archived Twitter tweets from 2017-05-01 to 2017-05-31, courtesy of the Twime Machine:

  • Retweeting my retweet #neversurrenderneverretweet #CSEB2017 https://t.co/9e5WUlEyFP Wed May 31 23:43:16 +0000 2017
  • For those NOT going to the BBQ this evening, join some of us for drinks instead. Meeting in main reception lobby at 630pm. #CSEB2017 Wed May 31 21:46:50 +0000 2017
  • Henrietta has rare photo of Bane as a child #CSEB2017 https://t.co/L6DsPSmQve Wed May 31 21:28:45 +0000 2017
  • Henrietta Blinder presents on cpap in kids #CSEB2017 https://t.co/NrNnMerSZl Wed May 31 21:27:57 +0000 2017
  • Philip Lam and Theodore Boufaical present on stuff #CSEB2017 https://t.co/MIyiaOB1n4 Wed May 31 21:25:55 +0000 2017
  • Mateo Farfan presents our work on online epidemiology teaching #CSEB2017 https://t.co/b1s9m2GZda Wed May 31 21:24:23 +0000 2017
  • Meghan Laverty presents our work on predatory journals #CSEB2017 https://t.co/3xhVDfKXCF Wed May 31 21:23:53 +0000 2017
  • So, is there really a substantive difference between statistics and biostatistics? I have my doubts. Discuss. #cseb2017 Wed May 31 19:58:02 +0000 2017
  • Okay, so those deer I was dodging this morning on my dawn run through Banff? They were ELK. #CSEB2017 Wed May 31 19:56:13 +0000 2017
  • I want to start my oral by thanking the dark lords Czernobog, Baal, and other lesser known pagan gods. #cseb2017 Wed May 31 19:55:34 +0000 2017
  • Hey Brittany Charlton thanks for the follow! Wed May 31 19:27:09 +0000 2017
  • Business idea: turn fabric posters into t-shirts so you can wear your research! #CSEB2017 Wed May 31 18:30:24 +0000 2017
  • It’s true. Instead of listening to the presenters , I wrote a paper. But it was an epidemiology paper. So that counts, right? #CSEB2017 Wed May 31 18:17:08 +0000 2017
  • Hey steph thanks for the follow! Wed May 31 18:06:27 +0000 2017
  • . @uottawa students Alana Fairfax talks about stuff #CSEB2017 https://t.co/1cYexCOwJt Wed May 31 17:17:10 +0000 2017
  • In front: someone’s slides. To my right: the most stunning landscape in all of Canada. Which will win my attention? #cseb2017 Wed May 31 17:12:32 +0000 2017
  • I cannot tell a lie. Yes, I was the one who spilled the coffee. #CSEB2017 Wed May 31 17:09:32 +0000 2017
  • Hey Anusree Subramonian thanks for the follow! Wed May 31 16:01:46 +0000 2017
  • The view at #CSEB2017 @csebsceb https://t.co/xa01JR0iI2 Wed May 31 15:39:35 +0000 2017
  • #CSEB2017 my least favorite part of a lecture about obesity is… the photos. Yikes. Wed May 31 15:24:32 +0000 2017
  • #CSEB2017 David Meyre has the best accent Wed May 31 15:11:36 +0000 2017
  • Pretty much describes some of my ex-girlfriends #CSEB2017 https://t.co/crplTF8vpy Wed May 31 14:58:50 +0000 2017
  • Quite the breakfast spread at #CSEB2017 Gonna be hard staying thin-ish Wed May 31 14:42:41 +0000 2017
  • Biggest problem with a 6:AM morning run in Banff is having to dodge all the deer. #cseb2017 Wed May 31 13:22:37 +0000 2017
  • 7 people followed me and 3 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Wed May 31 08:13:23 +0000 2017
  • Hey Open Journal Systems thanks for the follow! Wed May 31 06:46:16 +0000 2017
  • #covfefe https://t.co/xTjRuuOSt9 Wed May 31 05:46:47 +0000 2017
  • https://t.co/QYkkaL448n #covfefe Wed May 31 05:45:46 +0000 2017
  • .@brittharr2 https://t.co/7T7sSMhh2J Wed May 31 05:42:06 +0000 2017
  • ADHD @DogulusPrime https://t.co/jaWpdBzM3c Wed May 31 05:32:01 +0000 2017
  • What’s that sound? Oh, it’s just Manuel Noriega arriving in Hell. #fb Wed May 31 02:23:07 +0000 2017
  • Re-upped my vehicle insurance with State Farm, and thought it deserved a soundtrack https://t.co/cpwts5oEd4 Wed May 31 01:59:43 +0000 2017
  • Best purchase I’ve recently made: a high gain wifi adapter. Great for traveling to places with weak wifi signals. https://t.co/UVwCePxjtJ Tue May 30 23:06:29 +0000 2017
  • Hey alison grass thanks for the follow! Tue May 30 18:36:07 +0000 2017
  • Suddenly find myself in Banff. Suspending my fake vegetarianism to enjoy an elk/bison burger. #fb Tue May 30 18:29:32 +0000 2017
  • Is there any more abused institution in Western society than the public toilet? #fb Tue May 30 10:00:52 +0000 2017
  • It’s true. I’m uncomfortable with the use of “disconnect” as a noun. #GrammarNazi #fb Tue May 30 10:00:24 +0000 2017
  • Another reason I try to record every interaction I have with authorities https://t.co/vXrV3R3jMs Tue May 30 02:51:55 +0000 2017
  • Gillian Anderson as David Bowie gave me chills #AmericanGods #fb Mon May 29 21:43:22 +0000 2017
  • RT @TheBeaverton: Kellie Leitch: At least I beat the brown guy. #cpcldr Mon May 29 21:06:35 +0000 2017
  • One of my former students is now a farmer. How cool is that? https://t.co/Ssm1p7CqtD Mon May 29 20:08:43 +0000 2017
  • Told myself today that I can’t leave the office until my inbox is down to two digits. Just made it! Mon May 29 19:59:05 +0000 2017
  • Disappointed that that monster Kellie Leitch made it all the way to the 10th round of ballots https://t.co/KRTzVEW6Bl Mon May 29 19:08:10 +0000 2017
  • Hey Sigogini thanks for the follow! Mon May 29 18:36:19 +0000 2017
  • You know what’s troubling? The number of my undergraduate science students who cannot correctly compute their own final mark. Mon May 29 18:17:37 +0000 2017
  • Hey WPI Events thanks for the follow! Mon May 29 17:36:22 +0000 2017
  • RT @melissaroyle: Kevin O’Leary a different kind of “one percenter” today. #CPCLdr https://t.co/4Qzsc6HkT8 Mon May 29 17:28:45 +0000 2017
  • Always interesting when the conference organizers send instructions for what to do in the event of attacks by bears or elk @csebsceb Mon May 29 16:54:11 +0000 2017
  • Incredible anecdote about the late great Roger Moore https://t.co/KbWWjfuG63 Mon May 29 16:52:13 +0000 2017
  • Latest gift from a former student, one who recognizes my aristocratic bearing https://t.co/WgW28eD6Bv Mon May 29 16:40:31 +0000 2017
  • Hey Laton thanks for the follow! Mon May 29 15:32:00 +0000 2017
  • Hey Essential Ayurveda thanks for the follow! Mon May 29 15:16:23 +0000 2017
  • In Guyana, we call it a teethbrush, not toothbrush. And, you know, it makes more sense. It’s not like you’re brushing one tooth at a time! Mon May 29 14:02:54 +0000 2017
  • “You’re seven times more likely in America to be killed because you are Muslim than you are by a Muslim” -@rezaaslan Mon May 29 13:54:33 +0000 2017
  • The root of the problem is how we no longer allow children to fail and to learn to cope with failure on their own. https://t.co/tMxqnnLDMa Mon May 29 13:34:32 +0000 2017
  • Hey Jean Fitzpatrick LP thanks for the follow! Mon May 29 10:56:12 +0000 2017
  • Hey Mom Psych thanks for the follow! Mon May 29 07:46:14 +0000 2017
  • Psychotherapy for HIV/AIDS Patients in Uganda https://t.co/9JPXyf3vqm https://t.co/RJbhkhRhts Mon May 29 06:38:01 +0000 2017
  • Hazardous Alcohol Drinking in Russia https://t.co/443hvDDtgg https://t.co/SLNMYJpuC5 Mon May 29 06:17:22 +0000 2017
  • Hey Bureau van Dijk – US thanks for the follow! Mon May 29 05:36:25 +0000 2017
  • I enjoy the writings of Andrew Cockburn, though his surname sounds like a horrific pornographic injury. Mon May 29 05:29:05 +0000 2017
  • Jared is SO busted. Damned Russian donuts. https://t.co/TqZjLhqlLK Mon May 29 05:22:51 +0000 2017
  • The only way CBC News is “left wing” is if you are so far to the right that you have hip dysplasia. Mon May 29 05:21:13 +0000 2017
  • 4 people followed me and 5 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Mon May 29 03:02:09 +0000 2017
  • https://t.co/kEqWNKjo5Y Sun May 28 20:52:27 +0000 2017
  • https://t.co/mECwE5TDJN Sun May 28 20:51:35 +0000 2017
  • Hey Allan Martin thanks for the follow! Sun May 28 20:46:19 +0000 2017
  • Let’s not forget that Andrew Scheer is this guy: a Speaker of the House with questionable neutrality https://t.co/fE2KPOJztE Sun May 28 20:36:12 +0000 2017
  • When Canadians fight on Twitter https://t.co/jvufKmOoyH Sun May 28 20:30:19 +0000 2017
  • RT @canadiancynic: Going from Stephen Harper to Andrew Scheer is like going from Emperor Palpatine to Jar Jar Binks. Sun May 28 19:56:01 +0000 2017
  • I liked a @YouTube video https://t.co/QvoTljuXPS Dogulus fed by the patriarch Sun May 28 18:23:43 +0000 2017
  • @immlawyercanada doesn’t stop him from trying 😉 Sun May 28 17:49:04 +0000 2017
  • Hey health sciences and public health grads, Northern Ontario is looking for a data project manager https://t.co/SdPWVj3Lzx Sun May 28 17:37:56 +0000 2017
  • Using a neti pot when you have a head cold is equal parts exciting, relieving, and horrifying. Sun May 28 17:23:51 +0000 2017
  • Being middle aged means pulling a muscle by trying to stretch another pulled muscle. Sun May 28 17:20:02 +0000 2017
  • Perhaps this is unfair, but Jared Kushner strikes me as the poster boy for Aryan smugness. #fb Sun May 28 17:09:55 +0000 2017
  • RT @medschoolexper3: New MDs giving #MedicalSchool #admission advice, mock #interviews and more! #premed https://t.co/OARKXNDIXV Sun May 28 16:47:35 +0000 2017
  • Stephen Amell is pretty awesome https://t.co/rd7xOJusyZ Sun May 28 14:38:46 +0000 2017
  • What is it with Ivy League schools and acapella groups? The result of a nerd sanctuary? Still, this is pretty cool. https://t.co/NbhgDQFz56 Sun May 28 14:31:59 +0000 2017
  • Hey Craig Shoemaker thanks for the follow! Sun May 28 09:03:14 +0000 2017
  • Someone said Zbigniew Brzezinski’s name backwards and he returned to the 5th dimension. RIP. Sun May 28 06:16:44 +0000 2017
  • Ancient astronaut theorists say yes. Sun May 28 06:01:07 +0000 2017
  • RT @JoyAnnReid: The presumption that the attacker is mentally ill and not “radicalized” is strictly based on religion and race, btw. https:… Sun May 28 05:59:24 +0000 2017
  • RT @erikaheidewald: it’s weird that so many people who claim to support our soliders have said nothing about these fallen troops https://t.… Sun May 28 05:59:00 +0000 2017
  • Zbigniew Brzezinski was hawkish in his day, but would be downright liberal in these extremist times. Also, best name ever. RIP. #fb Sun May 28 05:56:14 +0000 2017
  • The victims of genocide are not your sports mascots. https://t.co/GMkVfVkFYL Sun May 28 05:53:19 +0000 2017
  • Andrew Scheer’s platform looks like boiler-plate Conservative stuff: Jesus, low taxes, whiteness, and, of course, de-funding universities. Sun May 28 05:31:03 +0000 2017
  • Andrew Scheer, huh? All right. Let’s see. #cdnpoli #fb Sun May 28 04:21:14 +0000 2017
  • Violent white supremacists are terrorists, and they do a lot more domestic harm than the “other” kind. https://t.co/hDy2dWsyEr Sun May 28 04:15:16 +0000 2017
  • Through the combined miracles of Google Drive, Backblaze and caffeine, my crashed computer has been fully reconstituted with all data intact Sun May 28 03:27:13 +0000 2017
  • Hey Marion Mack thanks for the follow! Sun May 28 00:48:25 +0000 2017
  • Public Health Graduate Summer Students wanted in Belleville https://t.co/L8SUauQxVb Sat May 27 21:34:15 +0000 2017
  • Logging on to classroom computer on uottawa campus and find previous prof has left his Gmail & FB open. I closed them. As far as you know. Sat May 27 15:18:50 +0000 2017
  • .@backblaze repeatedly saves my ass Sat May 27 05:04:53 +0000 2017
  • Hey Med School Ap Advice thanks for the follow! Fri May 26 23:43:11 +0000 2017
  • Unhappiness is when your expensive computer bricks. Happiness is when it bricks on the LAST DAY of the freakin’ hardware warranty! #fb Fri May 26 19:56:15 +0000 2017
  • My expensive XPS appears to be bricked. So now I’m working on my reliable workhorse of a computer, the ultra-cheap Samsung Chromebook. #fb Fri May 26 19:55:38 +0000 2017
  • And this, people, is why I will always have a job. #scienceliteracy https://t.co/kWvGB7266n Fri May 26 18:30:46 +0000 2017
  • Holy crap, this is cute. @RedParrots @brittharr2 https://t.co/UtWYTIvLDw Fri May 26 18:28:33 +0000 2017
  • Highest paid CEOs https://t.co/frFQrkbMoA Fri May 26 16:42:24 +0000 2017
  • RT @ggreenwald: 2/ To say that western aggression is a factor provoking aggression is not to deny other causes, including religious fanatic… Fri May 26 16:38:56 +0000 2017
  • RT @ggreenwald: 1/ On Corbyn’s pointing out the well-documented causal connection b/w terror & western aggression: first it does not deny “… Fri May 26 16:38:51 +0000 2017
  • Watch our allies laugh and whisper as Trump reveals he still has no idea how NATO works https://t.co/F1sN4WksSZ Fri May 26 15:13:12 +0000 2017
  • @RedParrots well said Fri May 26 12:53:04 +0000 2017
  • Unfuckingbelievable. Greg Gianforte wins his seat despite committing criminal assault in front of media https://t.co/y5XT4SILyh Fri May 26 12:50:36 +0000 2017
  • 6 people followed me and one person unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Fri May 26 09:53:56 +0000 2017
  • RT @TechnicallyRon: EXCLUSIVE: @UKIP reveal their manifesto https://t.co/A3xGhtBLlb Fri May 26 06:09:13 +0000 2017
  • RT @pettyyonceh: Target SNAPPED https://t.co/whRhfoQCOm Fri May 26 06:07:22 +0000 2017
  • I see that “Ben Carson” is trending on Twitter again. Oh goodie…. #fb Fri May 26 06:04:01 +0000 2017
  • RT @Crutnacker: Trump: Why do you keep saying “the power of Christ compels you” and hitting me with water? Pope: Testing a theory. https:/… Fri May 26 06:01:34 +0000 2017
  • RT @jk_rowling: You tiny, tiny, tiny little man. https://t.co/mP3mad6cMt Fri May 26 05:57:51 +0000 2017
  • Is that silence I hear from the streets outside? #fb Fri May 26 04:11:03 +0000 2017
  • Your guide to finding cruelty-free meats https://t.co/Ot6xXlqPFu Fri May 26 03:07:21 +0000 2017
  • RT @RexHuppke: Don’t worry, Jared Kushner. I’m sure Ivanka will stand by you no matter what. Unless it hurts her brand. Fri May 26 02:49:58 +0000 2017
  • I guess one reason the media hasn’t got a statement from Jared Kushner is yet is that it’s hard to find Russian translators on short notice. Fri May 26 02:42:23 +0000 2017
  • https://t.co/njSebOE27i Thu May 25 19:42:33 +0000 2017
  • https://t.co/GLyxkVgBXi Thu May 25 19:42:02 +0000 2017
  • Hey Allison Mcintyre thanks for the follow! Thu May 25 19:13:07 +0000 2017
  • Is it wrong that when I see written, “summa cum laude”, in my head it sounds like, “I’ma cum loudly” ? Thu May 25 16:15:56 +0000 2017
  • Hey 🗽Jeffrey Levin 🗽 thanks for the follow! Thu May 25 15:36:46 +0000 2017
  • A remarkable speech about why Confederate monuments suck https://t.co/QpfuwpNHCJ Thu May 25 14:27:17 +0000 2017
  • #SCROTUS https://t.co/vjyiBUUhj8 Thu May 25 14:04:27 +0000 2017
  • Man, I had some sweet fashion sense in 1975 https://t.co/6DWvsb9MBV Thu May 25 14:01:13 +0000 2017
  • Just got invited to apply for a job as a Professor of Rhetoric. Should I apply? (Don’t answer. That question was rhetorical.) Thu May 25 13:57:53 +0000 2017
  • Dalhousie Epidemiology department is recruiting for a Research Chair in Black Canadian Studies! https://t.co/hBSHoDobW4 Thu May 25 13:54:32 +0000 2017
  • Hey M3 Global Research thanks for the follow! Thu May 25 13:46:20 +0000 2017
  • Hey Katherine Sharp thanks for the follow! Thu May 25 13:41:14 +0000 2017
  • RT @jk_rowling: It accomplished the aim of expressing compassion, respect and solidarity. Do you sneer at funeral flowers, too? https://t.c… Thu May 25 12:26:26 +0000 2017
  • RT @canadiancynic: Apparently, criticism of rancidly racist and bigoted Rebel Media is now officially anti-Semitic. Let that sink in. https… Thu May 25 12:25:16 +0000 2017
  • Re-living the 80s tonight. Beginning with Visage’s “The Anvil” Thu May 25 03:05:58 +0000 2017
  • ok that’s kind of ingenious https://t.co/JJovj6PGnk Wed May 24 23:12:04 +0000 2017
  • Ugh! Why is Twitter always about soccer? Wed May 24 23:11:20 +0000 2017
  • Service dog gets in the highschool yearbook. I wonder if he signed any. https://t.co/FaZ2refthD Wed May 24 19:48:15 +0000 2017
  • How fake news is made https://t.co/3UMRozmI6X Wed May 24 19:26:27 +0000 2017
  • The Pope’s parting “wave” to SCROTUS…. https://t.co/Yza14Zp71s Wed May 24 19:20:29 +0000 2017
  • When did we roll back the calendar 700 years? https://t.co/mWbrSrT4VX Wed May 24 19:15:12 +0000 2017
  • Black Man Found Not Guilty of Crime, Still Sentenced to 7 Years In Prison https://t.co/KRarCa3X85 Wed May 24 18:59:37 +0000 2017
  • I miss boasting about my big wang https://t.co/v5xGz6w36B Wed May 24 17:45:33 +0000 2017
  • Go on, try not to cry https://t.co/xGlp5LkuVb Wed May 24 17:40:34 +0000 2017
  • Italy is giving away free castles https://t.co/RsJssjjA4i Wed May 24 17:04:41 +0000 2017
  • Animated GIF of the day https://t.co/eoqk4XPkhy Wed May 24 16:39:09 +0000 2017
  • Hey Chloe Pinkston thanks for the follow! Wed May 24 16:11:33 +0000 2017
  • Disturbing GIF of the day https://t.co/v5MK4AVgqe Wed May 24 14:13:09 +0000 2017
  • https://t.co/2JiclTLLAT Wed May 24 14:12:05 +0000 2017
  • “‘Hoosier’ sounds like the sound Al Pacino makes when he sneezes.” -Jon Oliver #fb Wed May 24 13:32:11 +0000 2017
  • When a Court Overturns a Tenure Decision https://t.co/QIzrUY1A9n Wed May 24 13:08:45 +0000 2017
  • Hey Aaron Rose thanks for the follow! Wed May 24 12:46:32 +0000 2017
  • Just found this article about me https://t.co/Z8MIshrp2X Wed May 24 12:21:48 +0000 2017
  • Hi @BillNye I’m an Epidemiologist who studies reproductive techs and using social media for disease surveillance #billmeetsciencetwitter Wed May 24 11:02:48 +0000 2017
  • RT @Independent: Why Sir Roger Moore should be remembered as much for his UNICEF work as for 007 https://t.co/MTieTZmvVH Tue May 23 18:19:36 +0000 2017
  • RT @RuthHHopkins: RIP Roger Moore. He was James Bond, but I remember him for giving Marlon Brando’s Oscar to Sacheen Little Feather. https:… Tue May 23 18:19:11 +0000 2017
  • “Michael Jackson: awesome dancer, great songwriter, but an unconventional babysitter.” -Bill Maher #fb Tue May 23 14:31:16 +0000 2017
  • Remembering “The Persuaders” with the late great Roger Moore https://t.co/Dj4E1836c4 Tue May 23 14:19:34 +0000 2017
  • Remembering “The Saint” with the late great Roger Moore https://t.co/vKIlz7XyAt Tue May 23 14:17:14 +0000 2017
  • When I saw that “Roger Moore” was trending on Twitter, I knew it was bad news. RIP. https://t.co/tPXu2pV03m Tue May 23 14:14:10 +0000 2017
  • 21st century, 1st world joy: able to take a complicated financial mess and hand it to an accountant, saying, “Here. You deal with this.” Tue May 23 14:04:55 +0000 2017
  • 2 people followed me and 3 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Tue May 23 09:55:53 +0000 2017
  • Twitter Tweets from 4-1-17 to 4-30-17 https://t.co/z0aS8dalCI Tue May 23 06:09:54 +0000 2017
  • Apparently something massive is coming out of Uranus https://t.co/mrUK2YBPxL Tue May 23 05:47:42 +0000 2017
  • I’m ashamed to say that I sometimes confuse Komagata Maru and Kobayashi Maru 🙁 #fb Tue May 23 05:46:27 +0000 2017
  • Boris Epshteyn is a complete asshole. #fb Tue May 23 05:34:53 +0000 2017
  • Hey Rowan thanks for the follow! Mon May 22 22:11:26 +0000 2017
  • A head cold is a good excuse to consume plenty of whiskey and honey, often together #fb Mon May 22 19:06:05 +0000 2017
  • If you failed to attend @CSEBOttawa trivia night last week!, here’s a summary of what you missed https://t.co/8XVfTqG1Ui Mon May 22 17:51:02 +0000 2017
  • Trivia Night, 2017 https://t.co/8XVfTqor2K https://t.co/vH8aYHwBmO Mon May 22 17:44:28 +0000 2017
  • Almost two months worth of data suggest that sleeping with @DogulusPrime lowers my resting heart rate substantially… https://t.co/cJIe3j2ZLd Mon May 22 17:26:55 +0000 2017
  • Hey Arnav Agarwal thanks for the follow! Mon May 22 06:36:17 +0000 2017
  • Hey Alyssa Dagenais thanks for the follow! Mon May 22 01:16:14 +0000 2017
  • Hey Zain thanks for the follow! Mon May 22 00:11:04 +0000 2017
  • RT @BroderickGreer: when you created the Muslim Ban and you’re in a Muslim country https://t.co/OpbG2mICSu Sun May 21 12:37:20 +0000 2017
  • 6 people followed me and 3 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Sat May 20 18:09:21 +0000 2017
  • Hey YouScience thanks for the follow! Sat May 20 13:28:52 +0000 2017
  • @DavidBilbert pretty much Fri May 19 22:02:53 +0000 2017
  • Hey NOH8 Campaign thanks for the follow! Fri May 19 21:26:42 +0000 2017
  • Hey Jeff McBride thanks for the follow! Fri May 19 19:31:11 +0000 2017
  • Dogulus buries a bone.. Again: https://t.co/vPdFNcTAaz via @YouTube Fri May 19 18:58:05 +0000 2017
  • Hey Laurentiu Craciunas thanks for the follow! Fri May 19 18:21:30 +0000 2017
  • Dear Ottawa drivers: it’s a good idea to look in the direction in which you are turning. #fb Fri May 19 17:22:54 +0000 2017
  • This is only worthwhile because someone special shows up at 1:20 https://t.co/PLlmK9iSX2 @DavidBilbert Fri May 19 15:22:11 +0000 2017
  • Naked squatter meets Deputy Wang. Can’t make this shit up. https://t.co/bvQdqjYfG3 Fri May 19 15:07:55 +0000 2017
  • https://t.co/PtO5RD40DW Fri May 19 15:06:17 +0000 2017
  • Tanzanian woman pretends to be a man so she could work in a mine. All was well until she was accused of rape. https://t.co/mHwyO3wuCs Fri May 19 15:05:31 +0000 2017
  • We need high speed rail. When it comes to ottawa, though, I wonder how it will affect my property values! https://t.co/kve8veamyN Fri May 19 14:54:14 +0000 2017
  • RT @ShaunKing: Watch these 82 seconds from Malcolm and think of Officer Betty Shelby murdering Terence Crutcher… or so many other cases.… Fri May 19 14:40:32 +0000 2017
  • The older I get, the more I suspect Malcolm X was wiser than MLK https://t.co/zX30IHnX8q Fri May 19 14:16:48 +0000 2017
  • Animated GIF of the day https://t.co/Hr8tEDXRYn Fri May 19 14:07:59 +0000 2017
  • Hey Jo Savill thanks for the follow! Thu May 18 15:06:53 +0000 2017
  • RT @TelferResearch: .@CKuziemsky #Telfer prof & @uOttawa Research Chair holder to speak at Healthcare for Millennials event https://t.co/ns… Thu May 18 13:52:34 +0000 2017
  • @TelferResearch @CKuziemsky @uOttawa sorry I will miss it! Thu May 18 13:52:29 +0000 2017
  • I hope Ezra Levant gets SLAPPed so hard… https://t.co/acvw7VOiT5 Thu May 18 13:39:52 +0000 2017
  • RT @SonofBaldwin: “#BettyShelby Verdict: White Woman’s Fear Wins, But Don’t Ever Forget This Is The Face of a Killer” by @KWestSavali: http… Thu May 18 13:24:55 +0000 2017
  • Everyone is tweeting that Eddie Vedder must be protected. What about Scott Stapp? WHAT ABOUT SCOTT STAPP? Oh right. No one cares. Thu May 18 13:18:11 +0000 2017
  • Roger Ailes touched many lives. Some of them consensually. Thu May 18 13:06:40 +0000 2017
  • They say you shouldn’t speak ill of the dead. So I will say this of Roger Ailes: he did pretty good Hitchcock cosplay. Unintentionally. Thu May 18 13:02:38 +0000 2017
  • Whaaaa? Now Chris Cornell is dead? #fb Thu May 18 10:31:22 +0000 2017
  • RT @wikileaks: Chelsea Manning [@xychelsea] toasts her liberation from U.S. military detention with Champagne “Here’s to freedom and a new… Thu May 18 04:53:11 +0000 2017
  • gotta get her lies straight https://t.co/Jcb6MbwWql Thu May 18 04:07:03 +0000 2017
  • Hey Dick’s E Chicks thanks for the follow! Thu May 18 03:31:31 +0000 2017
  • RT @dangillmor: In which direction? https://t.co/Y8kCETii0h Wed May 17 21:18:50 +0000 2017
  • Agents of SHIELD just gets cooler and cooler. I don’t understand the poor ratings. #fb Wed May 17 21:06:01 +0000 2017
  • Dear students: your final mark comprises the WEIGHTED AVERAGE of all your assignments, not just the grand average. Sigh. Every F’ing Year. Wed May 17 18:41:33 +0000 2017
  • Fun response I got from trying to hire an accountant: “This is a very time-consuming process and I am not interested.” Wow. Wed May 17 17:43:26 +0000 2017
  • Hey ReproHealth thanks for the follow! Wed May 17 13:46:12 +0000 2017
  • 6 people followed me and 3 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Wed May 17 10:58:16 +0000 2017
  • https://t.co/mRNC40u4rM Tue May 16 23:50:17 +0000 2017
  • Hey Hot Galleries thanks for the follow! Tue May 16 23:16:21 +0000 2017
  • Hey A. R. Jalali MD 🇨🇦 thanks for the follow! Tue May 16 17:24:20 +0000 2017
  • RT @canadiancynic: With role models like Bev Oda, Helena Guergis, Kellie Leitch, Candice Bergen and Cheryl Gallant, what could go wrong htt… Tue May 16 16:13:07 +0000 2017
  • RT @CoryBooker: And u are undoubtedly a beautiful human being with layers of dignity & infinite potential for grace & kindness. I sincerely… Tue May 16 13:50:43 +0000 2017
  • RT @RoguePOTUSStaff: We found the leaker. https://t.co/cC6n65Tw6r Tue May 16 13:47:45 +0000 2017
  • RT @BradReason: I will never forgive a Trump supporter. Tue May 16 13:46:57 +0000 2017
  • The singular joy of having take-out Indian for dinner is Indian take-out leftovers for breakfast. #fb Tue May 16 13:40:44 +0000 2017
  • Oh SCROTUS https://t.co/GUZ2DfZ7aR Mon May 15 23:09:38 +0000 2017
  • Hey Riaz Awadia thanks for the follow! Mon May 15 21:44:24 +0000 2017
  • Waiting for the most insane Rina Ambrose theories. Lemme have ’em. #fb Mon May 15 21:36:31 +0000 2017
  • What’s up with this obsession with handmade tails? Or did I mishear? #fb Mon May 15 21:31:58 +0000 2017
  • @DavidBilbert Depends how many orifices you’re using Mon May 15 21:29:34 +0000 2017
  • @DavidBilbert Oooo. Fun. Mon May 15 21:29:01 +0000 2017
  • @DavidBilbert @riaz555 Alas, I shall be in Banff getting my Banff on Mon May 15 21:25:16 +0000 2017
  • RIP Powers Boothe. Always loved his name. #fb Mon May 15 20:40:23 +0000 2017
  • Some idiot commenter just called American Gods “porn for teens.” But we already have porn for teens. It’s called porn. Mon May 15 20:37:15 +0000 2017
  • https://t.co/dOkDZCkFJK Mon May 15 19:52:56 +0000 2017
  • Finally: truth in advertising. https://t.co/13Lr0B0aU2 Mon May 15 16:00:32 +0000 2017
  • Reminds me of many exchanges with @DavidBilbert https://t.co/jOYGfqhmQf Mon May 15 15:59:44 +0000 2017
  • https://t.co/YHHnIvAZXM Mon May 15 14:26:33 +0000 2017
  • Troubling email of the day: “Is there any other part of the course I can appeal in order to get my mark up?” Sigh. Mon May 15 14:24:10 +0000 2017
  • George Washington seems to be saying, “Who the fuck let this happen?” https://t.co/cp2RkuxF0M Mon May 15 06:38:05 +0000 2017
  • RT @chrismohney: The only thing funnier than nazis sobbing over confederate monuments is that they came bearing citronella tiki torches. ba… Mon May 15 05:11:17 +0000 2017
  • Found a tick on @DogulusPrime today. Had to have the tick talk with the vet. Yep, tick talk. Heh heh. @brittharr2 Mon May 15 03:14:41 +0000 2017
  • Hey Bruce Brothers thanks for the follow! Mon May 15 02:44:09 +0000 2017
  • Dear students, “But I never get less than an A” is not a viable argument in a grade appeal. Sun May 14 20:00:01 +0000 2017
  • Recent Facebook Profile Pics https://t.co/LTUPk2MWzb https://t.co/2PSa2WSU8Y Sun May 14 19:01:42 +0000 2017
  • sigh https://t.co/DTIcaGjled Sun May 14 17:45:10 +0000 2017
  • Hey Shashi Kumar Pandey thanks for the follow! Sun May 14 11:19:24 +0000 2017
  • 4 people followed me and one person unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Sun May 14 09:38:44 +0000 2017
  • RT @canadiancynic: Apparently, deranged dingbat Lauren Southern was taken into custody for being, well, an asshole. https://t.co/LWuAoXlnuP Sun May 14 06:54:37 +0000 2017
  • RT @steenfox: Michael Rapaport is what you get when you let your white friends say the n-word parts in rap songs. Sun May 14 06:40:11 +0000 2017
  • Hey Pheno thanks for the follow! Sun May 14 05:19:27 +0000 2017
  • Well at St the hoods are off https://t.co/nbwEfs8fcG Sun May 14 05:16:13 +0000 2017
  • It’s true. When Stipe talks, close your eyes and listen. It’s freakin’ Steve Austin! #UFC211 Sun May 14 05:01:25 +0000 2017
  • Ate you kidding me? #ufc211 Sun May 14 04:56:26 +0000 2017
  • Interesting to see the change in heavyweight physiques over the years #UFC211 Sun May 14 04:52:48 +0000 2017
  • As someone who’s never been to Cleveland, all I associate with it is… Drew Carey #ufc211 Sun May 14 04:50:29 +0000 2017
  • Sorry @TommyToeHold no Stone Cold entrance music, just more lame hip hop #ufc211 Sun May 14 04:47:46 +0000 2017
  • #UFC211 pulling for JDS. Sun May 14 04:46:02 +0000 2017
  • RT @CBCEnt: ‘I thought it was a joke’: Indigenous writer speaks out on cultural appropriation editorial https://t.co/8IzclpY5Bt https://t.c… Sun May 14 04:43:26 +0000 2017
  • RT @TommyToeHold: Stipe is in Texas. What better time to walkout to Stone Cold’s music? I would literally shit my pants. #UFC211 Sun May 14 04:41:57 +0000 2017
  • Here’s an idea. Any fight that doesn’t end in a finish should go another round. #ufc211 Sun May 14 04:34:29 +0000 2017
  • I still feel like I’m watching a little boy fight his elementary school teacher #ufc211 Sun May 14 04:25:44 +0000 2017
  • #UFC211 JJ’s kicks are all instep kicks, not shin. Wonder if she’d get more knockouts if she were 2 inches closer. Sun May 14 04:19:39 +0000 2017
  • #UFC211 BTSport needs to show the round number on the broadcast Sun May 14 04:18:04 +0000 2017
  • Andrade has no lateral movement. #ufc211 Sun May 14 04:14:58 +0000 2017
  • Man, JJ has such poetic technique. A joy to watch. #UFC211 Sun May 14 04:09:09 +0000 2017
  • JJ vs Andrade: the fix vs the hedgehog. The fox knows many things, the hedgehog knows but one. #UFC211 Sun May 14 04:06:05 +0000 2017
  • Man, that little boy is powerful! #UFC211 Sun May 14 04:03:30 +0000 2017
  • #UFC211 I’m picking Andrade Sun May 14 04:00:30 +0000 2017
  • #UFC211 I feel like I’m watching children fight Sun May 14 03:55:54 +0000 2017
  • Anyone else notice the slurry of fake twitterbots hijacking #UFC211 hash tag to spew pro-Trump nonsense? Sun May 14 03:52:49 +0000 2017
  • The singular joy of watching pirated streaming PPV content is the TV ads from Europe. So weird. #fb Sun May 14 03:48:12 +0000 2017
  • #ufc210 I call it for Maia. Why? If we go for additional rounds, I believe he finishes masvidal Sun May 14 03:41:22 +0000 2017
  • The streets are going nuts over some hockey nonsense. Me, I’m happy because John Barrowman is in Ottawa. Can you feel his presence? #fb Sun May 14 03:15:21 +0000 2017
  • Hey Ramiro thanks for the follow! Sat May 13 18:41:28 +0000 2017
  • So do ancient astronaut theorists ever say no? Sat May 13 13:45:05 +0000 2017
  • Bulldog skateboards into the BBC building. Because why not? https://t.co/jGJZItT9Gg Sat May 13 01:51:03 +0000 2017
  • Dogs are better than people. A dog should be President. https://t.co/AfqfQpOD0S Sat May 13 01:49:20 +0000 2017
  • Research Assistant position, St. Michael’s Hospital, Toronto https://t.co/fyKelgUqSv Fri May 12 23:01:57 +0000 2017
  • Research Coordinator position, St. Michael’s Hospital, Toronto. https://t.co/OPQPQXGv0R Fri May 12 23:01:06 +0000 2017
  • First scooter ride of the season. First scooter parking ticket of the season. #fb Fri May 12 17:37:20 +0000 2017
  • “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance. It is the illusion of knowledge.” -Stephen Fry Fri May 12 14:14:20 +0000 2017
  • “If you’re broke and white in America, you wasted a 400 year head start.”–D.L. Hughley Fri May 12 14:00:47 +0000 2017
  • RT @GeorgeTakei: “I am not under investigation” is the new “I am not a crook.” Fri May 12 12:06:26 +0000 2017
  • Seriously, the annoying public in cinemas is a strong incentive to illegally download movies. Fri May 12 04:20:40 +0000 2017
  • I ventured out to see a movie tonight. Why do I bother? The public is so annoying. Fri May 12 04:19:36 +0000 2017
  • Hey Gwendolyn Merritt thanks for the follow! Fri May 12 00:36:07 +0000 2017
  • Separated at Birth, part 130 https://t.co/q7Hrew0zQn https://t.co/fsVnk0u6lJ Thu May 11 23:25:08 +0000 2017
  • @scowlyguy And apparently she’ll be showing up as Marilyn Monroe and David Bowie, too! https://t.co/6OGuLNoxUx Thu May 11 22:52:01 +0000 2017
  • @scowlyguy https://t.co/2C9MaKlwK3 Thu May 11 22:51:03 +0000 2017
  • Animated GIF of the day https://t.co/B58y5dl3nx Thu May 11 22:47:27 +0000 2017
  • Who saw Gillian Anderson as Lucille Ball in “American Gods”? That was amazing. And kinda hot. #fb Thu May 11 22:44:12 +0000 2017
  • Thought of you @Audrey_Giles https://t.co/HA4FDCvAtb Thu May 11 22:38:56 +0000 2017
  • Presentation on HIV Syndemics in Ottawa https://t.co/MOiMqXfA2o Thu May 11 21:57:59 +0000 2017
  • “Is Marco Rubio your name or the spell wizard used to make your spine disappear?” -Seth Myers #fb Thu May 11 12:50:46 +0000 2017
  • 5 people followed me and 4 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Thu May 11 12:32:27 +0000 2017
  • Hey Ahsan Habib thanks for the follow! Thu May 11 03:55:24 +0000 2017
  • Someone needs to adopt this dog ASAP https://t.co/fhaIJ4givv Thu May 11 02:01:15 +0000 2017
  • @TekSavvyCSR DSL. And yes, testing wirelessly. Wed May 10 03:20:49 +0000 2017
  • RT @SarahFoxes: Quick while we don’t have a FBI Director, copy all the VHS tapes you have! No one can stop you! https://t.co/zxUvnPWMtW Wed May 10 03:14:11 +0000 2017
  • Hey @TekSavvyCSR For several days now, I’ve been getting shitty speeds https://t.co/o0aZeB0jjI Wed May 10 02:51:38 +0000 2017
  • All this noise outside. I gather there’s sportsball a-happening? #fb Wed May 10 02:40:03 +0000 2017
  • “Caucus” still sounds like the name of well endowed ancient Roman. Wed May 10 01:27:05 +0000 2017
  • Hey Marc Zammit thanks for the follow! Wed May 10 01:24:28 +0000 2017
  • Anderson Cooper literally rolled his eyes at Kellyanne Conway’s lies. THEN STOP HAVING KNOWN LIARS ON YOUR TV SHOW! https://t.co/1Xv6onqIgg Wed May 10 01:12:32 +0000 2017
  • Maybe we should be thankful SCROTUS is so fucking dumb. A smarter dick(tator) wannabe would hide his shenanigans better. Wed May 10 01:02:43 +0000 2017
  • Latest from Frum https://t.co/YksGVInYOT Wed May 10 01:01:35 +0000 2017
  • When the news has a reference to “Schumer” I struggle to figure out if it’s about Amy or Chuck. #fb Wed May 10 00:59:07 +0000 2017
  • RT @kinsellawarren: History has a way of repeating itself. #USPolitics #potus #fbi https://t.co/nKv5mwC628 Wed May 10 00:55:02 +0000 2017
  • RT @kinsellawarren: #USPolitics #potus https://t.co/xR30FtaMs3 Wed May 10 00:52:09 +0000 2017
  • Hey Aurora Strategy Grp. thanks for the follow! Tue May 09 22:34:21 +0000 2017
  • @leleinah I’m pretty sure muting stops them tweeting @ you. DM I don’t know about Tue May 09 18:44:53 +0000 2017
  • @leleinah I make liberal use of the block and mute functions Tue May 09 18:40:03 +0000 2017
  • RT @jimjefferies: I’d like to announce that I’m becoming a male model, if we are all just doing whatever we want now. https://t.co/1oPPl5tk… Tue May 09 15:37:42 +0000 2017
  • Any student wanting to pay early bird fee ($175) for @csebsceb conf in Banff, DM me. I have a student who can transfer her registration to U Tue May 09 13:47:25 +0000 2017
  • CRC equity issues were brought to the fore by @uottawa professor @profamirattaran. I await our uni’s response https://t.co/bRWC2jaFoh Tue May 09 13:46:07 +0000 2017
  • Hey Brian Forde thanks for the follow! Tue May 09 13:39:08 +0000 2017
  • @Kutchinbird that’s so tweet of you to notice Tue May 09 01:15:17 +0000 2017
  • https://t.co/Pdjgb5jvwP Tue May 09 01:13:40 +0000 2017
  • RT @canadiancynic: FYI, Rebel Media’s Ezra Levant, who decries “fake news,” openly admits he knowingly published photoshopped picture. Tha… Tue May 09 01:10:21 +0000 2017
  • Hey Erica Conte thanks for the follow! Mon May 08 23:35:55 +0000 2017
  • RT @bikerprezredd: Did anyone notice that #SallyYates totally hit Ted Cruz with a verbal #superkick? #Sweetchinmusic Mon May 08 22:35:59 +0000 2017
  • 4 people followed me and 4 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Mon May 08 09:40:52 +0000 2017
  • I’m glad LePen lost. But ‘Macron’ sounds like the name of an anime villain. #fb Mon May 08 02:13:11 +0000 2017
  • Hey Vito Veii thanks for the follow! Sun May 07 13:59:24 +0000 2017
  • Really pleased with the service at the Burger King on Edward St in Prescott, Ontario Sun May 07 12:43:26 +0000 2017
  • Hey ((VETERAN)) thanks for the follow! Sun May 07 12:09:18 +0000 2017
  • Hey Dzmitry Kniahin thanks for the follow! Sat May 06 23:30:35 +0000 2017
  • Hey Father and Sons thanks for the follow! Sat May 06 17:45:34 +0000 2017
  • In a medical lab waiting for a blood test. Across from me is the ugliest couple I’ve ever seen, making out while clutching jars of urine. Sat May 06 15:20:35 +0000 2017
  • RT @GeorgeTakei: It should be noted, the GOP voted to give folks with preexisting mental health issues access to firearms but not insurance. Sat May 06 12:43:01 +0000 2017
  • RT @pattymo: Sorry cucks, this is an alpha country now. Exhibit A https://t.co/C50HWWqfY7 Sat May 06 12:39:28 +0000 2017
  • Sigh https://t.co/Qk0OkSZ3Pa Sat May 06 12:38:27 +0000 2017
  • So who are the snowflakes now? https://t.co/q8PqH1FxcP Sat May 06 12:37:03 +0000 2017
  • An email from the editor of a questionable journal: “We expect that you will be filled with refreshment in the month of May.” Sat May 06 12:09:53 +0000 2017
  • Whaaaa…. that’s Seth MacFarlane in a minor role in “Enterprise”! Man, he was heavy back then. #fb Sat May 06 00:42:39 +0000 2017
  • @scowlyguy https://t.co/EHfIiLolP1 Fri May 05 23:57:43 +0000 2017
  • @scowlyguy the sad part is that I tried 3 times to fix the typo and just gave up Fri May 05 23:51:57 +0000 2017
  • The problem with globalized social media is that the top things trending on Twitter are always the names of Briaizlian soccer players. #fb Fri May 05 23:46:37 +0000 2017
  • RT @betasamosake: Respect for @DesmondCole. his writing, politics & ethics are tremendous. i loved his column. https://t.co/KL8De5VjqN Fri May 05 19:13:18 +0000 2017
  • That awkward moment when the giant SUV the rental agency gave you (instead of the mini requested) doesn’t fit into your parking spot. #fb Fri May 05 17:41:22 +0000 2017
  • @djpangburn I didn’t choose the title. I also don’t argue on Twitter. Perhaps I will expand in a lengthy article in… https://t.co/BT432JTymy Fri May 05 15:23:16 +0000 2017
  • @djpangburn Actual limit of Earth’s carrying capacity is a whole ‘nother controversial question with widely varying theories Fri May 05 15:19:35 +0000 2017
  • @djpangburn only enough space to tackle one question. Question I chose was: will population expand limitlessly if unchecked? Answer is no. Fri May 05 15:18:11 +0000 2017
  • @djpangburn HuffPo has a 1000 word limit Fri May 05 15:16:17 +0000 2017
  • Hey Annamaria Dobrin thanks for the follow! Fri May 05 14:20:14 +0000 2017
  • @DavidBilbert by YOUR people! Fri May 05 14:09:45 +0000 2017
  • 179 years ago today, Indians first arrived (i.e. were brought as indentured labourers) to Guyana #fb Fri May 05 14:02:57 +0000 2017
  • 3 people followed me and 2 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Fri May 05 11:40:11 +0000 2017
  • Hey GenFKD thanks for the follow! Fri May 05 10:05:20 +0000 2017
  • RT @zachheltzel: The Republicans have no idea they just killed John Wick’s dog. Fri May 05 01:06:29 +0000 2017
  • RT @JohnFugelsang: House Republicans, millionaires with socialized heath care, celebrate taking healthcare away from non-millionaires. #AH… Thu May 04 20:13:12 +0000 2017
  • Adopt an older dog https://t.co/g5VesONq4t Thu May 04 20:10:13 +0000 2017
  • Way ahead of you, science https://t.co/7HvDAPLmD3 Thu May 04 20:07:33 +0000 2017
  • You tell’em, little girl https://t.co/1JIPVw1GcG Thu May 04 20:05:02 +0000 2017
  • @AkaashMaharaj Sorry I had to bail before your presentation. That’s what you get for being so good… they put you on near the end! Thu May 04 16:00:20 +0000 2017
  • This is how I spent my morning https://t.co/iq46iSKwnE Thu May 04 15:54:58 +0000 2017
  • RT @rondia: Good news! https://t.co/5Z7toEs8eP Thu May 04 14:31:54 +0000 2017
  • What’s going on in the circle? WHAT’S GOING ON IN THE CIRCLE???! https://t.co/h2Xpt5OZMH Thu May 04 11:23:36 +0000 2017
  • https://t.co/4HKgNnqzIN Thu May 04 11:22:38 +0000 2017
  • Being a baby is a pre-existing condition. https://t.co/KoWHbS1uAf Thu May 04 11:18:52 +0000 2017
  • An Australian friend took Immgration Canada’s English test and only got 85%. Had to explain to her that “goanna” is not a real word. Wed May 03 13:44:48 +0000 2017
  • You know what’s awkward? Showing up in person for a teleconference meeting. Wed May 03 13:22:09 +0000 2017
  • Welcome to Trump’s America https://t.co/QCLBxZTZHu Wed May 03 11:50:23 +0000 2017
  • https://t.co/YCWAYh9M20 Wed May 03 10:32:33 +0000 2017
  • Soluble fibre, much like alcohol, is both the solution to and cause of many of life’s problems. #fb Wed May 03 10:18:08 +0000 2017
  • Gas leak in French is “fuite de gaz’, which sounds like a Dutch mime. #fb Tue May 02 22:32:31 +0000 2017
  • Hey Matthew Toren thanks for the follow! Tue May 02 22:27:12 +0000 2017
  • Ohhhhh look at George! https://t.co/swZObwhsHH Tue May 02 17:52:53 +0000 2017
  • https://t.co/C8i9tN0gP2 Tue May 02 16:14:07 +0000 2017
  • Ironic, isn’t it https://t.co/6idxQEmnzQ Tue May 02 14:10:57 +0000 2017
  • Dear Students: No, I Won’t Raise Your Grades https://t.co/8s53qUuHWX Tue May 02 14:07:53 +0000 2017
  • Hey Mississauga Deal Fin thanks for the follow! Tue May 02 12:07:34 +0000 2017
  • 2 people followed me and 7 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Tue May 02 10:05:35 +0000 2017
  • RT @OhNoSheTwitnt: “What caused the Civil War?” Bannon: The Jews! Sessions: The blacks! Pence: No! It was the gays! DeVos: Guys, it w… Mon May 01 21:25:31 +0000 2017
  • RT @profamirattaran: News flash: Wikipedia rewrites pages on Armenian genocide (real) and Kemal Ataturk (turning in grave). https://t.co/Wv… Mon May 01 19:12:53 +0000 2017
  • This might change some people’s views on marriage https://t.co/Ch1lxbArEw Mon May 01 18:33:13 +0000 2017
  • Maybe Baby? The Quest for Fertility Services Domestically and Abroad https://t.co/VxdvqSiyeH https://t.co/PR3bLhPkLF Mon May 01 16:24:28 +0000 2017
  • No. Boat loads of no. https://t.co/VBaAXy926b Mon May 01 15:45:24 +0000 2017
  • Attractive white woman says she didn’t mean to traffic drugs. Wanna bet she gets no jail time? https://t.co/qe3vqHFt7S Mon May 01 15:44:47 +0000 2017
  • Hey Jean-Paul R. Soucy thanks for the follow! Mon May 01 15:02:54 +0000 2017
  • RT @CBCToronto: Immigration detainee freed after held in Canada for 7 years due to ‘legal limbo’ https://t.co/9F3kPonz94 https://t.co/dwIpl… Mon May 01 14:33:40 +0000 2017
  • RT @brianklaas: The President doesn’t get graded on a curve. Pundits should stop applauding him for learning basic facts or taking advice f… Mon May 01 14:32:52 +0000 2017
  • When reviewing a manuscript…. #academicshit https://t.co/5sHxc6C2Tq Mon May 01 06:48:11 +0000 2017
  • https://t.co/81LSHy6n8B Mon May 01 06:46:07 +0000 2017
  • Found a recording of myself commenting on a certain country: “Come to ___ for the three D’s: diabetes, disappointment, and diarrhea.” Mon May 01 05:33:47 +0000 2017
  • While this is adorable, my first thought (after having just walked @DogulusPrime ) was: um, seals poop in the water. https://t.co/VX7rqjN3Qr Mon May 01 04:36:13 +0000 2017