Twitter Tweets from 6-1-17 to 6-30-17

Archived Twitter tweets from 2017-06-01 to 2017-06-30, courtesy of the Twime Machine:

  • https://t.co/4NQBza6o8u Fri Jun 30 07:33:39 +0000 2017
  • “Dalit” is the name of a scheduled caste in India, not a term for the literature of lentils. #fb Fri Jun 30 05:13:51 +0000 2017
  • Happy 109th birthday to the Tunguska explosion. #fb Fri Jun 30 05:11:14 +0000 2017
  • The TV in my room doesn’t work. So I appreciate the morning entertainment of watching a family of ants remove a cockroach corpse. #fb Fri Jun 30 04:10:51 +0000 2017
  • RT @lvl13charlatan: #HeterosexualPrideDay: brought to you by the people who can’t stop asking, “Why isn’t there a white history month?!” Thu Jun 29 18:39:48 +0000 2017
  • RT @CJF_NC: Picture of the #HeterosexualPrideDay parade with sign proclaiming all the trials and tribulations they have overcome https://t.… Thu Jun 29 18:39:37 +0000 2017
  • Science minister to overhaul Canadian research funding. This is good. https://t.co/rfMJYJCyLp Thu Jun 29 15:49:44 +0000 2017
  • .@joerogan MMA vs taichi brawl??? https://t.co/KFQ3IR1EiD Thu Jun 29 13:58:40 +0000 2017
  • Hey SBOJi Facewear thanks for the follow! Thu Jun 29 13:54:30 +0000 2017
  • Hey Ira Chaleff thanks for the follow! Thu Jun 29 13:54:29 +0000 2017
  • https://t.co/t4vW2N1WOx Thu Jun 29 13:10:48 +0000 2017
  • Research Ethics: Why You Need It https://t.co/Z6OrFWhG1b https://t.co/Ru9ezuQtR1 Thu Jun 29 12:47:45 +0000 2017
  • Reverend Uses Best Analogy To Explain Why Cops Shouldn’t Come To Pride In Uniform. https://t.co/ubC2zJQWI1 Thu Jun 29 12:06:41 +0000 2017
  • RT @Freeyourmindkid: The same people who think former President Obama is an undocumented closet Muslim from Kenya are suddenly concerned ab… Thu Jun 29 11:25:20 +0000 2017
  • The eco-friendly IITGN campus even has electric rickshaws! https://t.co/rsVq7x1v1P Thu Jun 29 07:28:09 +0000 2017
  • 😮 https://t.co/tqIG4OLNB1 https://t.co/uKZ4SBkuK0 Thu Jun 29 07:23:00 +0000 2017
  • Well hello, giant prehistoric bug that just crawled out of the drain while I was having a shower. How YOU doin’? #fb Thu Jun 29 04:19:29 +0000 2017
  • Interesting how the big bug that was previously dead inside an empty bucket in my bathroom is now mysteriously missing. #fb Wed Jun 28 19:36:41 +0000 2017
  • Systematic Reviews: What Are They and How to Do Them https://t.co/ACNGbV5cMT https://t.co/ArzcLEAnVf Wed Jun 28 19:21:53 +0000 2017
  • Measuring Poverty https://t.co/HA2x7CCPXW https://t.co/4wk83fPSmh Wed Jun 28 18:59:40 +0000 2017
  • And it’s liberals who are scared snowflakes, right? https://t.co/XxbRjTEbtj Wed Jun 28 16:29:52 +0000 2017
  • what? https://t.co/QklfKBAXz2 Wed Jun 28 16:17:43 +0000 2017
  • @leleinah @SSRLUofS it’s like being on Logan’s Run in the 1970s. very nice, but will start to fall apart in 10 years Wed Jun 28 16:15:58 +0000 2017
  • Decade of sparse funds chased scientists out of ‘fundamental’ research https://t.co/czIoRnLDb9 Wed Jun 28 16:05:50 +0000 2017
  • As well he should. https://t.co/syHIRVvRds Wed Jun 28 13:39:23 +0000 2017
  • Hey Gandhii thanks for the follow! Wed Jun 28 09:14:05 +0000 2017
  • Our students sequestered into their small group workshops. Or they’re gossiping about the professor @SSRLUofS https://t.co/c0KKR8Q8TW Wed Jun 28 08:37:49 +0000 2017
  • I’m not sure who uSask got to climb up there and hang this thing @SSRLUofS @leleinah https://t.co/MxIcoioit5 Wed Jun 28 08:37:48 +0000 2017
  • When pronounced correctly, this sounds like someone is calling Gandhi a bad name. @SSRLUofS @leleinah https://t.co/PIr2lCUDX9 Wed Jun 28 08:37:48 +0000 2017
  • Students sequestered in small groups because @SSRLUofS scared them https://t.co/5FOhCP07t4 Wed Jun 28 08:37:46 +0000 2017
  • Best misheard lyrics, from Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds: “The girl with colitis goes by” #fb Wed Jun 28 03:07:25 +0000 2017
  • @leleinah @SSRLUofS told your chickpea joke last night Wed Jun 28 02:07:26 +0000 2017
  • . @leleinah were talking about you right now in India https://t.co/4punWmTZEH Tue Jun 27 18:20:50 +0000 2017
  • 3 people followed me and 2 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Tue Jun 27 08:07:39 +0000 2017
  • Unhappiness is.. using “depravity” instead of “deprivation” in a lecture about poverty. #fb Tue Jun 27 06:40:45 +0000 2017
  • Hey Terry Topgun Gunn thanks for the follow! Tue Jun 27 05:55:15 +0000 2017
  • Hey Fitzgeraldц Eunice thanks for the follow! Tue Jun 27 04:10:11 +0000 2017
  • 10 minutes outside in Ahmedabad and my clothes are already soaking wet. Tue Jun 27 04:05:46 +0000 2017
  • RT @dog_rates: This is Duddles. He did an attempt. 13/10 someone help him (vid by Georgia Felici) https://t.co/UDT7ZkcTgY Mon Jun 26 19:16:07 +0000 2017
  • @mychaylo plus their salary is peanuts Mon Jun 26 17:05:21 +0000 2017
  • When universities debate creating teaching-only, non-research professor positions, this is what I envision: https://t.co/5x2cPoM5wW Mon Jun 26 16:56:11 +0000 2017
  • RT @jaboukie: my friends offering to buy me food to get me out the house https://t.co/8oFsdvJFJ5 Mon Jun 26 16:53:02 +0000 2017
  • https://t.co/PWebJ5R5gH Mon Jun 26 16:39:23 +0000 2017
  • I remember getting weepy-eyed seeing children lined up around the block from a bookstore o buy a BOOK! Happy birthday #HarryPotter20 Mon Jun 26 16:36:22 +0000 2017
  • RT @OhNoSheTwitnt: I made this handy chart for people who don’t seem to understand why we’re focusing on Trump when “other people have done… Mon Jun 26 16:33:09 +0000 2017
  • There’s a TV show called “Great Canal Journeys.” At first I didn’t see the “C” and got excited. #fb Mon Jun 26 16:18:35 +0000 2017
  • Hey M3 Global Research thanks for the follow! Mon Jun 26 16:10:16 +0000 2017
  • RT @ACLU: BREAKING: #SCOTUS to take up Trump’s Muslim ban. We’ll see him in court. #NoMuslimBanEVER Mon Jun 26 16:01:01 +0000 2017
  • @DavidBilbert yeah and you like it. https://t.co/QWFvtG2bmh Mon Jun 26 15:05:44 +0000 2017
  • .@DavidBilbert thinking of you and your childhood https://t.co/7ehBtwHfw4 Mon Jun 26 14:21:37 +0000 2017
  • Just spent the last hour practicing how to get to the mess hall before it gets dark. This campus is a maze! #iitgn #india #priorities #fb Mon Jun 26 14:14:15 +0000 2017
  • Distressing news headline: “Police Broke Up Istanbul’s Banned Pride Parade With Plastic Bullets And Dogs”. They have plastic dogs? Mon Jun 26 13:43:47 +0000 2017
  • https://t.co/zfRIRNPVvD Mon Jun 26 10:58:16 +0000 2017
  • RT @pattymo: The only TED Talk I’d pay to see https://t.co/vVSE0Oh5e7 Mon Jun 26 10:20:16 +0000 2017
  • RT @HelenMFarrellMD: Are you studying for the #USMLE? Get @LecturioMed to help you! Study from home & gain confidence/knowledge https://t.… Mon Jun 26 10:20:08 +0000 2017
  • https://t.co/k2LcQqdWS9 Mon Jun 26 10:19:49 +0000 2017
  • Learned a new word today: ‘obloquy’ #fb Mon Jun 26 09:22:59 +0000 2017
  • Marijuana cures 12 yr old of seizures. But now she suffers from munchies, better taste in music, and terminal chill. https://t.co/Q8mCPlcWKF Mon Jun 26 08:50:37 +0000 2017
  • A flock of seagulls attack schoolchildren. And they ran. They ran so far away. Couldn’t get away. https://t.co/4T3RYjk5Wr Mon Jun 26 08:48:05 +0000 2017
  • https://t.co/mQxqA33UTQ Mon Jun 26 08:46:06 +0000 2017
  • @DavidBilbert https://t.co/3DzrYPPLrt Mon Jun 26 08:44:55 +0000 2017
  • What happens when California loses its Mexican migrant labourers? Millions in lost crops. https://t.co/gsUbkdzjGC Mon Jun 26 08:44:22 +0000 2017
  • Woman left paralyzed by an orgasm https://t.co/gQkEZEw3f8 Mon Jun 26 08:41:20 +0000 2017
  • Harry Potter is 20 years old? How did that happen? #fb Mon Jun 26 08:18:16 +0000 2017
  • Note to self: Indian food a clean white shirt do not go well together. #fb Mon Jun 26 08:17:39 +0000 2017
  • Why Sweden is not experiencing a rape epidemic, contrary to what alt-Right asshats claim https://t.co/OXFzHxNqxv Mon Jun 26 06:31:10 +0000 2017
  • Arrival in Ahmedabad… Again https://t.co/wYJHRucKxD https://t.co/p4bv1hjtc0 Mon Jun 26 05:13:02 +0000 2017
  • Corbyn got a better class of arresting cop https://t.co/0fd5Ja5Cqs Mon Jun 26 04:33:12 +0000 2017
  • I see that #BETAwards is trending. I read it as “beta wards” and assumed Twitter was talking about second-best protégés. Mon Jun 26 04:26:20 +0000 2017
  • RT @olcommiebastard: here is a cat sleeping in a tree stump https://t.co/ZaQ58zcdCr Sun Jun 25 19:11:42 +0000 2017
  • @DavidBilbert so you’re a hetero-plane only type of guy, eh? Sun Jun 25 19:10:25 +0000 2017
  • The wifi admin at this Indian campus blocks torrents AND porn. I won’t tell you which I was trying to access. Sun Jun 25 19:09:36 +0000 2017
  • “Everything else is virtually identical!” Ha! #Bellator180 Sun Jun 25 17:26:07 +0000 2017
  • @DavidBilbert https://t.co/CBpCnZiL5O Sun Jun 25 17:18:23 +0000 2017
  • On a Portuguese Airlines flight and they actually serve pork-and-cheese https://t.co/DXXYni5Zx5 Sun Jun 25 17:11:22 +0000 2017
  • @DavidBilbert maybe i should shake it? Sun Jun 25 16:30:52 +0000 2017
  • Epidemiologist position in Moose Factory https://t.co/3SUzuNgvSa Sun Jun 25 16:27:47 +0000 2017
  • Watching #bellator180 now. No one tell me what happened. I’ve been in a self-imposed news blackout for past 24 hours. Sun Jun 25 16:21:14 +0000 2017
  • @leleinah well this racism ain’t gonna create itself! Sun Jun 25 15:24:38 +0000 2017
  • Time to log into Twitter for my daily dose of racism. #fb Sun Jun 25 15:19:35 +0000 2017
  • The king if Venice had a five-head, so was likely part alien https://t.co/bpDFXZqhLV Sun Jun 25 09:19:22 +0000 2017
  • Visiting Gujarat in June is like volunteering to be imprisoned by air conditioning. #fb Sun Jun 25 05:25:37 +0000 2017
  • Morning in India. Time to do my daily creepy – crawly check. #fb Sun Jun 25 05:03:29 +0000 2017
  • Ten minutes in India and I’ve already chased two monstrous bugs out of my room. Sat Jun 24 21:32:41 +0000 2017
  • 5 people followed me and 6 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Sat Jun 24 17:07:55 +0000 2017
  • Hey Faizan Khan thanks for the follow! Sat Jun 24 09:34:09 +0000 2017
  • Hey Caroline Ward thanks for the follow! Sat Jun 24 03:39:22 +0000 2017
  • RT @JensenClan88: Sean Hannity & Ann Coulter are fighting on Twitter right now if you’re into those comic books where like the Joker fights… Sat Jun 24 02:00:58 +0000 2017
  • @DavidBilbert https://t.co/sXHAv9IuBF Sat Jun 24 01:08:30 +0000 2017
  • Been looking all over the airport for the “dubstep” room, but so far no luck. https://t.co/VN9RusZV92 Sat Jun 24 01:07:45 +0000 2017
  • Hey did Justin Trudeau just give the commencement address at a uOttawa convocation? Who did health sciences get? #fb Sat Jun 24 00:40:05 +0000 2017
  • @DavidBilbert The stink is yours Sat Jun 24 00:37:56 +0000 2017
  • Well I’m spending my Friday night in the Ottawa Airport, where even the Tim Hortons just shut down. #fb Sat Jun 24 00:37:01 +0000 2017
  • Oh, white people. Your shenanigans do amuse. https://t.co/yk2JUNqoyv Fri Jun 23 22:03:57 +0000 2017
  • Epidemiologist position in Windsor, ON https://t.co/u9jxpeTxCy Fri Jun 23 20:51:01 +0000 2017
  • Health Analyst position in New Liskeard, ON. Ideal for MSc grad in Health Sciences or Epidemiology https://t.co/rWZnevT4S6 Fri Jun 23 20:50:24 +0000 2017
  • .@DavidBilbert yours? https://t.co/QStY7eMrDQ Fri Jun 23 20:20:00 +0000 2017
  • https://t.co/3IEHr5w0gq Fri Jun 23 19:59:18 +0000 2017
  • https://t.co/CNJWY9lkMt Fri Jun 23 19:58:50 +0000 2017
  • .@brittharr2 https://t.co/sTnYyLItjC Fri Jun 23 19:56:32 +0000 2017
  • .@brittharr2 new fangled fidget spinner https://t.co/vhgFdHgbC3 Fri Jun 23 19:54:35 +0000 2017
  • https://t.co/s8Vwrn6uzx Fri Jun 23 19:51:10 +0000 2017
  • Feeding corn to a pokemon https://t.co/28OXwJSM5Y Fri Jun 23 18:14:52 +0000 2017
  • Come on, try to watch this and not get weepy-eyed! https://t.co/WNsH33LrGp Fri Jun 23 18:05:13 +0000 2017
  • Hey Doc History thanks for the follow! Fri Jun 23 18:04:19 +0000 2017
  • “We ask teachers to teach, feed, clothe, and parent our children, but refuse them the resources… to do the job.” https://t.co/05aGBPjlh3 Fri Jun 23 17:59:33 +0000 2017
  • @brittharr2 “I am able to menu?” Fri Jun 23 16:53:27 +0000 2017
  • @brittharr2 nice lips Fri Jun 23 16:52:27 +0000 2017
  • Iraqi-American Trump supporters to be deported. So much dumb. https://t.co/v7TLcRiYNM Fri Jun 23 16:48:03 +0000 2017
  • @brittharr2 @DogulusPrime It gets better https://t.co/VFZqPuHJvK Fri Jun 23 16:44:38 +0000 2017
  • A Cyberattack ‘the World Isn’t Ready For’ https://t.co/9y1vff917l Fri Jun 23 16:41:23 +0000 2017
  • Bet you’ve never before seen a gorilla splish-splashing in a kiddie swimming pool before https://t.co/S9IXvdNEW3 Fri Jun 23 16:39:20 +0000 2017
  • “I’ve got nothing against racists. Some of my best friends are racists.” -Frankie Boyle #fb Fri Jun 23 16:04:31 +0000 2017
  • “Donald Trump is going to save the world… by killing everyone who lives on it.” -Frankie Boyle #fb Fri Jun 23 15:59:23 +0000 2017
  • I look forward to the arrival of lab-grown meat. Guilt-free burgers and the start of the end of factory farming! https://t.co/I7UDLPbN1T Fri Jun 23 15:42:13 +0000 2017
  • @DavidAWelch @TorontoSymphony @ProfAishaAhmad He should be named and shamed, as well. Banning is insufficient for t… https://t.co/RLQesmebI1 Fri Jun 23 15:33:19 +0000 2017
  • Muslim female professor physically attacked by white man at the symphony in Toronto https://t.co/DS3IAioQjY Fri Jun 23 15:27:12 +0000 2017
  • “Jeremy Corbyn didn’t do well in Scotland because Scottish people don’t trust people who look old but who have all their teeth.” -F Boyle Fri Jun 23 12:37:10 +0000 2017
  • Italians are indifferent to what they recycle https://t.co/OFUMvjgcHQ Fri Jun 23 12:09:17 +0000 2017
  • All ye righteous wingnuts complaining about #JohnnyDepp did you speak up when Obama was threatened? https://t.co/ZuVwFRtMjb Fri Jun 23 12:05:51 +0000 2017
  • @PainDetective fleeing the federales Fri Jun 23 11:38:58 +0000 2017
  • @DavidBilbert I sensed a disturbance in the Force, as if millions of hicks were crying out in anguish Fri Jun 23 02:51:15 +0000 2017
  • The space-based expansion of the hunt for more gravity waves is on! https://t.co/ZbVjTSQjci Fri Jun 23 00:53:36 +0000 2017
  • The train just pulled into Brockville. I sense the spoor of @DavidBilbert Thu Jun 22 22:48:34 +0000 2017
  • RT @ArarMaher: A white shooter is made to look like an ant in the media while a Muslim one is made to look like an elephant. Brainwashing a… Thu Jun 22 19:33:06 +0000 2017
  • Back on Via Rail to Ottawa… with the common folk in economy class! What infections might I catch? #fb Thu Jun 22 19:31:19 +0000 2017
  • Yes Canada had slaves. This is mandatory reading for all Canadians prior to July 1st. https://t.co/44CsY6sb6N Thu Jun 22 19:16:20 +0000 2017
  • A bunch of student types in Inion Station clearly on a scavenger hunt. I’m annoyed by happy, fit, young people enjoying their lives. #fb Thu Jun 22 19:05:45 +0000 2017
  • Should you ask that question? https://t.co/5V4tyVTCx8 Thu Jun 22 16:03:17 +0000 2017
  • I find this disturbingly attractive https://t.co/86hJFfApOp Thu Jun 22 13:38:15 +0000 2017
  • After a whirlwind trip through Europe, I’m back in Canada before going around the world on Friday. I get 2 nights in my own bed first. #fb Thu Jun 22 04:08:34 +0000 2017
  • Oh we can all believe it https://t.co/keEVp7Jotr Thu Jun 22 02:50:12 +0000 2017
  • On a Portuguese Airlines flight and they actually serve pork-and-cheese https://t.co/T5ebVvygEa Thu Jun 22 02:43:12 +0000 2017
  • Hey Nader Ale Ebrahim thanks for the follow! Wed Jun 21 16:31:33 +0000 2017
  • The Ontario (free) open textbook library is now live! https://t.co/84jCgYLmCt Wed Jun 21 16:09:08 +0000 2017
  • Can’t wear shorts to work? Wear a dress. https://t.co/dKkbsOLJcH Wed Jun 21 15:37:57 +0000 2017
  • If you have to spend 6 hours in a European airport waiting for a connecting flight, might I suggest that that airport NOT be Lisbon’s? Wed Jun 21 14:36:04 +0000 2017
  • Applications Open for World Bank Group’s Young Professionals Program (YPP) https://t.co/v8F9KtZUb9 Wed Jun 21 14:09:47 +0000 2017
  • 3 people followed me and 3 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Wed Jun 21 11:24:22 +0000 2017
  • I wonder if all the meals on Aer Lingus have a fishy odour. Wed Jun 21 09:47:49 +0000 2017
  • Hey Alex Hart thanks for the follow! Wed Jun 21 09:37:01 +0000 2017
  • Woman demanding white doctor ‘not an isolated incident,’ physician says https://t.co/nLZ9w4TrhS Wed Jun 21 08:11:45 +0000 2017
  • “We vote the right way, believe the right way. But the second you challenge their privilege, you see the response.” https://t.co/v2XjSceb3F Wed Jun 21 06:10:07 +0000 2017
  • Hey Thomas Mays thanks for the follow! Wed Jun 21 03:31:17 +0000 2017
  • Hey IWV thanks for the follow! Tue Jun 20 18:36:22 +0000 2017
  • Alternatives to animal testing sought at new Windsor research centre https://t.co/MhBdxNmw0d Tue Jun 20 14:28:21 +0000 2017
  • As a lifelong sufferer of back pain, I think it’s nice that the Italians have dedicated a shrine to the sacrum. https://t.co/1UekL7evF0 Tue Jun 20 12:35:31 +0000 2017
  • Dear Londonders: “sauce” and “source” are not supposed to be homonyms. #fb Tue Jun 20 07:31:19 +0000 2017
  • . @DavidBilbert why is “Dan Gilbert” trending on Twitter right now? @brittharr2 and I go away for 2 weeks and you think you’re special? Tue Jun 20 05:55:51 +0000 2017
  • Uhoh. Is there something I should know? https://t.co/MU9HdbTqMU Mon Jun 19 21:30:34 +0000 2017
  • Despite efforts to conceal himself, I found Waldo. He lost the hat and is doing manual labour in Venice. https://t.co/qQi1zZYX6Z Mon Jun 19 20:44:59 +0000 2017
  • “What are those in your shoes?” “Orthodontics.” “Don’t you mean orthotics?” “I stand corrected.” Mon Jun 19 19:27:04 +0000 2017
  • Inside the Doge’s palace. Much wow. #9gag https://t.co/Z6xXPTkj9F Mon Jun 19 18:48:32 +0000 2017
  • Hey I found @TheNotoriousMMA I’m a shop window in Venice https://t.co/0gWq97kNnj Mon Jun 19 18:48:29 +0000 2017
  • RIP Stephen Furst https://t.co/Kj2ZZOp28J Sun Jun 18 20:16:06 +0000 2017
  • Apparently da Vinci also invented the Apollo command capsule https://t.co/WujlwR2Ymg Sun Jun 18 18:24:33 +0000 2017
  • The raisin is the booby prize of fruits. #fb Sun Jun 18 17:37:42 +0000 2017
  • Hey Bboy Planet thanks for the follow! Sun Jun 18 17:27:16 +0000 2017
  • Ominous warning from venetian museum https://t.co/tfrKhay60j Sun Jun 18 16:30:15 +0000 2017
  • Apparently Alexander the great died from excessive breakdancing https://t.co/Nq6dgjBrF1 Sun Jun 18 16:28:30 +0000 2017
  • The palace of the Doge. Much Wow. (That was just for 9gaggers). https://t.co/Up4OX04g8b Sun Jun 18 16:07:54 +0000 2017
  • Suicide bombers are not allowed on the vaporetto. No menace in Venice! https://t.co/dq8NoAj8wC Sun Jun 18 15:59:10 +0000 2017
  • What do ape astronauts drink? Orangutang! #fb Sun Jun 18 15:12:33 +0000 2017
  • 2 people followed me and 3 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Sun Jun 18 13:53:36 +0000 2017
  • I could listen to Italian all day. Sounds like one part menu, two parts benediction, and a smidgen of organized murder. #fb Sun Jun 18 07:05:32 +0000 2017
  • Hey Responsive.AI thanks for the follow! Sat Jun 17 17:47:15 +0000 2017
  • RT @GeorgeTakei: Uh-oh, now Mike Pence has lawyered up. Even Donald’s own lawyer has hired a lawyer. And to think I doubted Donald’s abilit… Sat Jun 17 15:30:57 +0000 2017
  • RT @RR416: First time a cop rolled up on me to ask me what was in my brown paper bag, I was about 12 It was my lunch. Sat Jun 17 15:30:24 +0000 2017
  • RT @speechboy71: YOU LITERALLY IMPEACHED BILL CLINTON FOR OBSTRUCTING JUSTICE https://t.co/1dI12Xfzgp Sat Jun 17 12:43:11 +0000 2017
  • Epidemiologist position in Newmarket https://t.co/ExYt98LqW6 Sat Jun 17 07:17:23 +0000 2017
  • Nyon celebrates the anniversary of the death of a pervert. Sorry, Prevert https://t.co/F4CTSC3awi Fri Jun 16 21:55:55 +0000 2017
  • Yes there’s a piano for public use on the train platform in Geneva. In toronto, someone would have peed on it. https://t.co/xg1bNu4WHx Fri Jun 16 19:56:40 +0000 2017
  • This art work is also a UNIX virus https://t.co/IMxuA1LskS Fri Jun 16 19:56:38 +0000 2017
  • First there was vagina dentata… https://t.co/H0E3NdQRa6 Fri Jun 16 15:42:37 +0000 2017
  • This is the breaking news that I wake up to in Switzerland https://t.co/unoPbUcKXg Fri Jun 16 15:39:07 +0000 2017
  • #redcrossmuseum https://t.co/9c2G0qFxB7 Fri Jun 16 14:33:04 +0000 2017
  • Announcement on Swiss rail: “In addition to the regular ticket check, we will be instituting…” And in my mind: “A racial purity check.” Fri Jun 16 14:03:47 +0000 2017
  • Today I’m writing papers, wine in hand, by UEFA headquarters in Nyon https://t.co/OH5RaA1Ap4 Fri Jun 16 06:28:45 +0000 2017
  • Hey Amanda Herrera thanks for the follow! Fri Jun 16 05:12:11 +0000 2017
  • And yet they get to vote https://t.co/aCTJJzzGM9 Thu Jun 15 20:20:20 +0000 2017
  • RT @pbump: Oh, it’s your first day on Twitter? Here, this is Twitter. https://t.co/eCrFu56aET Thu Jun 15 17:06:32 +0000 2017
  • More One of the joys of being a @UofT scholarship student in the 80s was dining with Northrop Frye. Little did I kn… https://t.co/pPO0Z0xxYX Thu Jun 15 16:58:27 +0000 2017
  • 6 people followed me and 3 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Thu Jun 15 11:44:08 +0000 2017
  • Divide between faculty & university admin: in my book, caused by unethical behaviour by the latter, not the former. https://t.co/6pDP5i4egt Thu Jun 15 10:16:29 +0000 2017
  • @MahdiAhsan Meh Thu Jun 15 08:01:42 +0000 2017
  • Einstein’s handwritten lecture notes showing Euler’s equations https://t.co/KrB9vDa481 Wed Jun 14 20:00:50 +0000 2017
  • Apparently you can ascend these stairs on a cushion of farts https://t.co/zFOr4XAY5h Wed Jun 14 19:53:32 +0000 2017
  • Apparently Einstein’s mother was Samoan https://t.co/R9O9CkLCiy Wed Jun 14 19:53:06 +0000 2017
  • Wish I’d photographed my guest book comment at the Einstein museum: “Had a really nice Einstime.” #fb Wed Jun 14 19:37:21 +0000 2017
  • Einstein’s great grandchildren are half Chinese. They are clearly trying to breed some sort of super mathematician.… https://t.co/fsJKftZlrf Wed Jun 14 19:36:16 +0000 2017
  • “Of all the Steins, Albert is number Ein.” https://t.co/U8szfF4PeR Wed Jun 14 19:04:00 +0000 2017
  • Have you seen this man? You have now. https://t.co/7Bd0ZFjcDF Wed Jun 14 16:33:31 +0000 2017
  • Hey Edwina V thanks for the follow! Wed Jun 14 14:59:16 +0000 2017
  • Apparently Albert Einstein went to school with top gear’s Richard Hammond https://t.co/l6nNCiD1aS Wed Jun 14 12:44:42 +0000 2017
  • Hey ESPID thanks for the follow! Wed Jun 14 11:54:47 +0000 2017
  • Some people tweeting that dem’s questioning is “antagonistic”. What do you think this is? Kindergarten? #SessionsHearing Tue Jun 13 19:51:58 +0000 2017
  • RT @MBerns247: Oh twitter. I love you. #SessionsHearing https://t.co/Hwc1734Qvt Tue Jun 13 19:21:42 +0000 2017
  • RT @NellSco: When I saw Shakespeare trending, I thought, “Oh, no, He’s dead.” Tue Jun 13 19:11:52 +0000 2017
  • So now sessions cares about overdoses? #SessionsHearing Tue Jun 13 19:09:10 +0000 2017
  • I wish Al Franken would show up in a Santa suit so Sessions would leap to his feet, point and shout, “I know him!” #SessionsHearing #fb Tue Jun 13 19:02:07 +0000 2017
  • When did Foghorn Leghorn become Attorney General? #SessionsHearing #fb Tue Jun 13 19:00:10 +0000 2017
  • Sessions even denies putting Russian dressing on his salad. #SessionsHearing Tue Jun 13 18:59:19 +0000 2017
  • Jeff Sessions the House Elf has been given clothes! He’s free! #SessionsHearing Tue Jun 13 18:52:40 +0000 2017
  • RT @yashar: I will never get over this…it hasn’t even been a month. https://t.co/5r0K4shUAW Tue Jun 13 18:51:24 +0000 2017
  • Watching Sessions’s testimony and have a strange desire to watch Harry Potter #fb Tue Jun 13 18:46:36 +0000 2017
  • Rare vegetables victimized by Bieber! https://t.co/fwQWjiXoOl Tue Jun 13 18:43:47 +0000 2017
  • My footwear today, because I’m a stylish motherfracker https://t.co/vwCzSzP9J2 Tue Jun 13 18:43:47 +0000 2017
  • This particular beer is well paired with burgers and spicy food, but not with jazz music https://t.co/NVV6u4WIby Tue Jun 13 18:43:46 +0000 2017
  • Hey Jim DelRosso thanks for the follow! Tue Jun 13 15:44:15 +0000 2017
  • @DavidBilbert @ByChrisBlack @mrbootherovski @OleksiakPenny I want to fart fireworks too Tue Jun 13 14:49:13 +0000 2017
  • @DavidBilbert @gravel_jon @gforbes @Science_Daily In your case it might remove autism Tue Jun 13 14:48:37 +0000 2017
  • Canada Eases Work Permit Rules for Foreign Researchers https://t.co/SQGQVmf1aa Tue Jun 13 14:20:23 +0000 2017
  • Hey Austin Dunmore thanks for the follow! Tue Jun 13 11:54:07 +0000 2017
  • @CKuziemsky I do it all for the sweet sweet money, Craig Tue Jun 13 07:35:55 +0000 2017
  • @leleinah Cha-ching Tue Jun 13 07:35:35 +0000 2017
  • Epidemiologist position at the University of Antwerp https://t.co/0ot1AV09Ww Tue Jun 13 06:54:30 +0000 2017
  • @leleinah cha-ching Tue Jun 13 06:47:47 +0000 2017
  • Cover of my new textbook, due out this Fall https://t.co/4iAI6v1KdY Mon Jun 12 20:50:21 +0000 2017
  • @Robertvharrison @rondia @brittharr2 Great. If I wasn’t on a watch list before, I surely am now 🙂 Mon Jun 12 20:32:36 +0000 2017
  • TTC is delayed because people suck https://t.co/efN0qnwMmp Mon Jun 12 16:45:09 +0000 2017
  • @DavidBilbert Only as a suppository Mon Jun 12 14:57:13 +0000 2017
  • @DavidBilbert https://t.co/eRj7DFXplI Mon Jun 12 14:13:11 +0000 2017
  • The Swiss have reserved parking for Donald Trump https://t.co/9sAkXbGwX7 Mon Jun 12 14:03:15 +0000 2017
  • 3 people followed me and 3 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Mon Jun 12 09:31:48 +0000 2017
  • @rondia @brittharr2 I don’t know what I meant. This place confuses me. Sun Jun 11 13:38:17 +0000 2017
  • @rondia @brittharr2 You wound me, madam! Sun Jun 11 13:11:29 +0000 2017
  • Just as @brittharr2 and I are leaving UK, Trump’s visit here is cancelled. Coincidence? Sun Jun 11 13:08:37 +0000 2017
  • @CKuziemsky Kid? I watch them now! Sun Jun 11 13:06:10 +0000 2017
  • I for one applaud the adding of pineapple to pizza https://t.co/HOjhluPtJj via @torontostar Sun Jun 11 12:47:26 +0000 2017
  • British Orange juice makes promises it can’t keep https://t.co/EW7h5JqW1s Sun Jun 11 12:38:45 +0000 2017
  • A present from my new friends in England: the Bristol Stool Chart. They know me so well. https://t.co/Df39OYDT6V Sat Jun 10 17:48:45 +0000 2017
  • No, not #adamwest! Sat Jun 10 17:44:41 +0000 2017
  • Few things as quintessentially British as this https://t.co/vqnSSacexb Sat Jun 10 16:29:31 +0000 2017
  • In the seaside town of Whitby, where the vampire first arrives in England, from Bram Stoker’s original Dracula https://t.co/lcYtuMxSm6 Sat Jun 10 16:12:21 +0000 2017
  • Went to the beach to check out the fine asses https://t.co/An5roi9tW0 Sat Jun 10 16:08:35 +0000 2017
  • There’s a town here called Shitbottle? Oops, that first T is actually an L. My mistake. #fb Sat Jun 10 09:15:22 +0000 2017
  • Epidemiologist position in London, Ontario https://t.co/hpvjDgY6OM #fb Sat Jun 10 08:10:59 +0000 2017
  • Hey John Dowe thanks for the follow! Sat Jun 10 03:43:07 +0000 2017
  • Hey Will Weinbach thanks for the follow! Fri Jun 09 23:53:32 +0000 2017
  • Hey @DavidBilbert this is the room where we’re staying at @brittharr2 ‘s UK family https://t.co/ifIb1uJE6c Fri Jun 09 21:28:07 +0000 2017
  • Hey Susan Bennett thanks for the follow! Fri Jun 09 18:53:10 +0000 2017
  • Sounds like a place where I can look up some defence against the dark arts spells https://t.co/9fhQnUpSgm Fri Jun 09 18:17:30 +0000 2017
  • 6 people followed me and 2 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Fri Jun 09 14:55:13 +0000 2017
  • “Cameron gambled and lost. May gambled and lost. Good thing the Tories are not in the casino business.” #fb #UKElection2017 Fri Jun 09 06:08:48 +0000 2017
  • Hey The Success Trinity thanks for the follow! Thu Jun 08 21:35:50 +0000 2017
  • RT @TeaPainUSA: It hard to sell “Obstruction of Justice” as a bad thing to the GOP since Obstruction of Justice is two-thirds of their part… Thu Jun 08 11:24:20 +0000 2017
  • Just heard a page for someone named “Push Patel.” It’s a good name for a bully in an Indian elementary school. Wed Jun 07 23:05:22 +0000 2017
  • Back at the airport. “Excuse me, sir. You’ve been ‘randomly’ selected for additional security screening. ‘” #fb Wed Jun 07 22:42:22 +0000 2017
  • Hey John Rampton thanks for the follow! Wed Jun 07 20:10:17 +0000 2017
  • Hey L.O.V.E. Voting thanks for the follow! Wed Jun 07 18:25:09 +0000 2017
  • Twitter’s “trending” list is officially useless to me, since it’s always dominated by the names of sports people I don’t care or know about. Wed Jun 07 18:22:16 +0000 2017
  • “Tom Cotton” sounds like an old southern folktale about Uncle Tom’s half-brother. “Marco Rubio” sounds like a fucked-up kid’s swimming game. Wed Jun 07 18:19:17 +0000 2017
  • “people who do not exercise” is a very low bar. Better control groups: resistance-only, swimmers, cyclists, or HIIT https://t.co/426WAW6scN Wed Jun 07 18:13:27 +0000 2017
  • Comey’s written statement prior to the #SenateIntelHearing https://t.co/gy3FzPpKea Wed Jun 07 18:09:35 +0000 2017
  • When I saw that “Eric Trump” was trending on Twitter, I got excited. Then I found out it was just because he said something stupid 🙁 Wed Jun 07 18:05:37 +0000 2017
  • Thanks @PRESTOcard for solving my customer service issue via Twitter. Much appreciated. Wed Jun 07 17:56:23 +0000 2017
  • In honour of #GlobalRunningDay I am reading about #GlobalRunningDay Wed Jun 07 17:52:50 +0000 2017
  • @McGeeMeghan @nytimes “people who do not exercise” is a low bar to exceed. Wed Jun 07 17:52:18 +0000 2017
  • I no longer “debate” people for a lot of reasons. This is one of them. https://t.co/44GC9EhsFy Wed Jun 07 17:40:23 +0000 2017
  • RT @jefftiedrich: Eric Trump, proof the douche doesn’t fall far from the bag Wed Jun 07 17:38:41 +0000 2017
  • RT @DesmondCole: It’s not enough to kill Black people—white supremacy demeans our bodies as evidence we deserved to be killed https://t.co/… Wed Jun 07 17:37:15 +0000 2017
  • @PRESTOcard just did Wed Jun 07 17:25:15 +0000 2017
  • Hey PRESTO card thanks for the follow! Wed Jun 07 17:20:04 +0000 2017
  • My mother is hard of hearing and I mumble. Me: “Look at the coat I just bought from the thrift shop — 20 bucks!” Mother: “Fungus is back?!” Wed Jun 07 17:12:43 +0000 2017
  • @PRESTOcard I’m trying to activate a new card online but it does not accept my PIN. No option when I call to speak to a human. Wed Jun 07 16:23:59 +0000 2017
  • Hey Parker Jones thanks for the follow! Wed Jun 07 16:15:33 +0000 2017
  • “Fuck you! I’m Millwall!” Awesome. https://t.co/Eg0qh64y88 Wed Jun 07 15:21:46 +0000 2017
  • Free online textbooks I’ve been pushing for this for years. https://t.co/txRAdURLMD Wed Jun 07 14:35:27 +0000 2017
  • As a result of “Reality Winner”, white people can never make fun of black people’s names again. Wed Jun 07 11:51:49 +0000 2017
  • In Canada, our Prime Minister can appear out of nowhere https://t.co/RluzyRS78F Wed Jun 07 02:40:34 +0000 2017
  • Hey Jim Kwik thanks for the follow! Tue Jun 06 20:45:42 +0000 2017
  • In honour of my late idol, David Bowie, from now on I will now only refer to textured vegetable protein as TVP-15. Tue Jun 06 18:20:24 +0000 2017
  • Feral man spotted in Wales. I have a flight there tomorrow. Coincidence? Yes. Yes it is. https://t.co/9tihr4LpcY Tue Jun 06 17:54:46 +0000 2017
  • Terrorism in Europe was worse in the 1970s https://t.co/Nb5zSzqEUj Tue Jun 06 17:53:47 +0000 2017
  • Theories? https://t.co/Ph5RRaocqx Tue Jun 06 17:52:13 +0000 2017
  • @leleinah I believe fark predates reddit. Tends to be more civilized. I go there for good memes. Tue Jun 06 17:50:13 +0000 2017
  • https://t.co/TWkoUrFoza Tue Jun 06 17:47:02 +0000 2017
  • https://t.co/SSgModWSQY Tue Jun 06 17:46:51 +0000 2017
  • @leleinah fark dot com Tue Jun 06 17:46:28 +0000 2017
  • #fark https://t.co/d1SyuF7SMz Tue Jun 06 17:42:11 +0000 2017
  • Dear Tim Horton’s: your beef chili, while quite pleasant, tastes suspiciously like TVP. #fb Tue Jun 06 17:39:21 +0000 2017
  • Back at the airport. This time, I’m wearing my pro-bacon T-shirt, and guess what? No additional security screening! Tue Jun 06 17:23:34 +0000 2017
  • Seriously, stop obsessing over terrorism, and get your sweet ass to the gym. https://t.co/zujbeemHuO Tue Jun 06 15:39:16 +0000 2017
  • Research Opportunity for Undergraduate/Graduate Students https://t.co/OfsPqEtVV8 Tue Jun 06 15:35:35 +0000 2017
  • “At Fox News, Megyn Kelly was a pretty, race-baiting puppet who Roger Ailes was trying to put his hand up.” -Michelle Wolf Tue Jun 06 12:30:10 +0000 2017
  • RT @hourlyterrier: Both of these men are left-wing British Mayors who had their cities attacked by terror. Trump attacked one but not the o… Tue Jun 06 12:27:50 +0000 2017
  • Look, I know the police serve a vital function and do a hard job. But we have to stop selecting them from among the… https://t.co/8NhUWu2JHd Tue Jun 06 12:12:04 +0000 2017
  • A “distinguished” professor making vile public racist statements about a child? Education ≠ intelligence or wisdom https://t.co/86YdP4xSDE Tue Jun 06 11:58:31 +0000 2017
  • 8 people followed me and 2 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Tue Jun 06 09:44:51 +0000 2017
  • Climate change quote from Scott Wagner, Republican state senator. Prepare your facepalm. https://t.co/hRNIpoQEOl Tue Jun 06 05:35:07 +0000 2017
  • How to get your dog to help you with your gardening https://t.co/eK9Ct4qbfu Tue Jun 06 05:33:10 +0000 2017
  • https://t.co/M4gRxtCDye Tue Jun 06 05:29:34 +0000 2017
  • Hey Jeannie Bruce thanks for the follow! Tue Jun 06 03:34:16 +0000 2017
  • RT @TheDailyShow: Covfefe: Based on a True Typo https://t.co/MHk1b07jK6 Tue Jun 06 00:50:25 +0000 2017
  • Hey Angie Mcmillan thanks for the follow! Mon Jun 05 23:44:30 +0000 2017
  • Whoa. US citizens will now require a visa to visit Europe. https://t.co/ccAhkptGNf Mon Jun 05 23:32:05 +0000 2017
  • Dear Londoners: Sadiq Khan has shown dignity and leadership. Trump should not be allowed in your fair city. And PM May should be ashamed. Mon Jun 05 23:30:59 +0000 2017
  • Right wing ass-hat opposed to paying for other people’s health care wants other people to pay for her health care https://t.co/zUfUC6Z9tz Mon Jun 05 23:18:57 +0000 2017
  • RT @MarkRuffalo: Because @jeremycorbyn offers people an alternative to the Corporate status quo, which never ends well for them, I humbly… Mon Jun 05 23:17:26 +0000 2017
  • Hey Serena thanks for the follow! Mon Jun 05 18:29:26 +0000 2017
  • https://t.co/IUYiA6zts0 Mon Jun 05 17:48:14 +0000 2017
  • Don’t Sacrifice Your Dog’s Life To Get Your Cardio In This Summer https://t.co/JGfiDblocm Mon Jun 05 16:47:19 +0000 2017
  • Wisdom from Youtube: “Listen, if you get rick rolled, you take it like a man and listen to the full song … That’s the rule.” Mon Jun 05 16:39:35 +0000 2017
  • Rickrolling is sexist, racist and often transphobic in context @DavidBilbert https://t.co/aubqruLzUA Mon Jun 05 16:38:43 +0000 2017
  • Best part of a morning haircut at a fancy salon is wine at 10am #fb Mon Jun 05 15:04:51 +0000 2017
  • https://t.co/T1ZRMbXD8k Mon Jun 05 06:20:32 +0000 2017
  • A little tired of explaining cultural appropriation to (white) people. From now on, this is my explanation https://t.co/mSTIjhc8VF Mon Jun 05 06:13:04 +0000 2017
  • Found this campus newspaper quoting me recently. https://t.co/VTILEpFPpf https://t.co/7oV3xkJLyh Mon Jun 05 05:59:31 +0000 2017
  • Unhappiness is realizing you’ve dropped a $300 external hard drive somewhere between Banff and Ottawa #fb Mon Jun 05 05:47:42 +0000 2017
  • Hey Democracy vs. trump thanks for the follow! Mon Jun 05 05:44:03 +0000 2017
  • Gonna browse Twitter for a bit for my daily dose of dumb….. #fb Mon Jun 05 04:38:02 +0000 2017
  • RT @aravosis: “We” killed bin Laden; you handed the country over to Russia. The days of the GOP playing the national security card are ove… Mon Jun 05 04:36:51 +0000 2017
  • RT @MichaelLadd99: @_Carja @JuddApatow @farandwee @kathygriffin has probably given more to charity than the whole Trump family. Mon Jun 05 04:23:29 +0000 2017
  • RT @JuliaIMorini: #MarchForTruth #marchfortruthsandiego https://t.co/Atr5N58jjy Mon Jun 05 04:23:15 +0000 2017
  • You know those people who kick puppies or spit on the homeless? Well now they own boats. https://t.co/FbaAZkKj6i Mon Jun 05 04:15:06 +0000 2017
  • I finished writing one (light) paper on this flight. One hour left. Do I start another or waste time on the Internet? Oh you know the answer Mon Jun 05 04:11:40 +0000 2017
  • As an Indian, I’ve decided to call all my movements “Brownian motion.” Mon Jun 05 04:10:02 +0000 2017
  • So nice to finally be acknowledged for my accomplishments in (Topic). https://t.co/MLm0I3lpPE Mon Jun 05 04:07:15 +0000 2017
  • @leleinah she learned it at Lulu Lemon Mon Jun 05 03:32:35 +0000 2017
  • @leleinah She’s probably proud of herself that she knows Indian people don’t speak Indian Mon Jun 05 03:23:55 +0000 2017
  • @RedParrots well that goes without saying Mon Jun 05 01:59:14 +0000 2017
  • I never get used to having wifi on a plane. #fb Mon Jun 05 01:55:06 +0000 2017
  • When on a plane, always interesting to see how many people are spatially incompetent & can’t see that their bag is too big to fit overhead. Mon Jun 05 00:59:19 +0000 2017
  • I’m going to pretend that that stain on the door of the public bathroom is chocolate. #fb Mon Jun 05 00:18:47 +0000 2017
  • Sanskrit? Really? Come on, Hindi would have been marginally defensible. But Sanskrit? https://t.co/mtkFf0khJU Sun Jun 04 23:54:47 +0000 2017
  • .@DavidBilbert https://t.co/gRuGkb6GdL Sun Jun 04 22:48:01 +0000 2017
  • https://t.co/SoOonw8Wze Sun Jun 04 22:47:17 +0000 2017
  • RT @WajahatAli: People shocked at Bill Maher being racist-y, check w your Arab & Muslim friends. Been doing this for a LONG time, but he go… Sun Jun 04 22:06:45 +0000 2017
  • haha https://t.co/TGqYZmDfEy Sun Jun 04 22:02:54 +0000 2017
  • Apparently “Seth Rich” is the right wing’s new “Benghazi” Sun Jun 04 22:00:20 +0000 2017
  • Maybe I shouldn’t have had that bean burrito before getting on a 4-hour flight. Sun Jun 04 21:54:28 +0000 2017
  • Sakuraba in the UFC HoF. Nice. https://t.co/5qpsFLb1OX Sun Jun 04 21:33:12 +0000 2017
  • Never turn your back on ninja kitten https://t.co/cAlyneCgNQ Sun Jun 04 21:22:17 +0000 2017
  • Where the hell is the line if Donald Trump gets to be president? https://t.co/dNoir3q9tX Sun Jun 04 14:54:55 +0000 2017
  • Hey 8 gates thanks for the follow! Sun Jun 04 10:14:05 +0000 2017
  • Who knew that if you turned Donald Duck upside down you get the other Donald? https://t.co/Zw1RJw5el2 Sun Jun 04 01:21:25 +0000 2017
  • Wonder Woman’s actress is a little controversial for her pro-IDF stance https://t.co/QJyktDGKRY Sun Jun 04 01:19:13 +0000 2017
  • Project Assistant summer student position in Toronto, suitable for any undergraduate student https://t.co/wJPNQbaKZO Sat Jun 03 19:15:39 +0000 2017
  • Data Analysis summer student position in Toronto, suitable for Health Sciences undergrad https://t.co/9KNqj7a4Hs Sat Jun 03 19:14:40 +0000 2017
  • Analyst position in Toronto area for MPH grad https://t.co/TTBIXEG8Xv Sat Jun 03 19:13:44 +0000 2017
  • Reading a book in Florida about how Florida won’t exist in a few years. Not everyday you get to think you might outlive a State! #fb Sat Jun 03 19:03:50 +0000 2017
  • Vietnamese pizza place in Banff offers “the best authentic Canadian poutine.” interesting but doubtful. #cseb2017 #fb Sat Jun 03 19:03:20 +0000 2017
  • 9 people followed me and 4 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Sat Jun 03 09:57:32 +0000 2017
  • Hey Ayesha Khan thanks for the follow! Sat Jun 03 04:12:08 +0000 2017
  • Hey Ayden Scheim thanks for the follow! Sat Jun 03 03:27:24 +0000 2017
  • The view from where I’m currently writing papers. #cseb2017 https://t.co/aLQufVEyWr Sat Jun 03 02:53:49 +0000 2017
  • Damn you and your sanctimonious moralism, Albertan government! #CSEB2017 https://t.co/b0jopA15DN Sat Jun 03 02:53:43 +0000 2017
  • Is it wrong that on every hiking trail in Banff, my first thought is, “This is a good place to hide a body”? #fb #cseb2017 Sat Jun 03 02:49:53 +0000 2017
  • Now I feel bad eating my meatloaf https://t.co/DsmWrb5P8h Fri Jun 02 22:32:21 +0000 2017
  • @leleinah You struck me as very much a party leader Fri Jun 02 20:31:44 +0000 2017
  • Uh oh. I think I’m offending all the stats people #cseb2017 Fri Jun 02 17:34:20 +0000 2017
  • RT @USMC_DD: Trump had to be told 3 times why he couldnt just use Nukes against enemies. I cant even imagine that talk. If we use them, our… Fri Jun 02 16:56:55 +0000 2017
  • Whenever someone says to me “I’m going to Hopkins”, my response is, “Oh you mean Frank Hopkins? Say hi for me.” #cseb2017 Fri Jun 02 16:53:08 +0000 2017
  • Student career planning workshop. What didn’t you others attend? WHY DIDN’T YOU ATTEND?! #CSEB2017 https://t.co/iZJ3cTa4BE Fri Jun 02 16:51:24 +0000 2017
  • The word “tool” is thrown around liberally at #cseb2017. Bunch of tools. Fri Jun 02 15:53:25 +0000 2017
  • Man, the most jam-packed morning session at #cseb2017 is the stats workshop. You people are hardcore Fri Jun 02 15:52:22 +0000 2017
  • Ack. Too many carbs for breakfast. Am barely awake and have to do the student career workshop soon! #cseb2017 Fri Jun 02 15:51:31 +0000 2017
  • The saddest part of #cseb2017 just transpired: the last free meal at the Banff Centre. Farewell, excellent cafeteria breakfast buffet! 🙂 Fri Jun 02 14:40:25 +0000 2017
  • RT @Apey: Hey dude, remember when you wrote, “It takes strength to be gentle and kind”? I miss that guy! https://t.co/m2JrdozlHi Fri Jun 02 13:14:57 +0000 2017
  • been there https://t.co/7ylGJAxwgw Fri Jun 02 13:08:40 +0000 2017
  • I only now just discovered the punching bags in the fitness centre. All this time, I could have been pretending to be cool. #CSEB2017 Fri Jun 02 13:01:32 +0000 2017
  • Hey Vrinda Katoch thanks for the follow! Fri Jun 02 03:27:18 +0000 2017
  • RT @22_Minutes: Trump now planning to build a wall to keep the climate out. #buildthewall #ParisAgreement Fri Jun 02 02:48:09 +0000 2017
  • Holy shit. Macron invites American scientists to relocate to France! https://t.co/D4qTZuXffJ Fri Jun 02 02:46:21 +0000 2017
  • RT @MelissaStetten: Trump: My children are having a hard time with Kathy Griffin’s photo. His children: https://t.co/o4zW7N0aqm Fri Jun 02 02:44:25 +0000 2017
  • Hey Jennifer Mary thanks for the follow! Fri Jun 02 02:27:18 +0000 2017
  • Hey LikeAGirlProductions thanks for the follow! Fri Jun 02 01:32:18 +0000 2017
  • RT @kurteichenwald: Remember: Conservatives are also the people who brought us “the idea that smoking causes cancer is only an unproven the… Fri Jun 02 01:31:01 +0000 2017
  • RT @JeffImmelt: Disappointed with today’s decision on the Paris Agreement. Climate change is real. Industry must now lead and not depend on… Fri Jun 02 01:30:53 +0000 2017
  • RT @michelleisawolf: Congressman: god will take care of climate change. God: bitch I sent you scientists. Fri Jun 02 01:30:40 +0000 2017
  • Hey Tiffany Tee World thanks for the follow! Fri Jun 02 01:22:06 +0000 2017
  • RT @jamisonfoser: Millions of children will be malnourished due to climate change but I’m relieved to know Ivanka is coping okay. https://t… Fri Jun 02 01:19:48 +0000 2017
  • RT @AngryBlackLady: I’ve never seen a more heartless group of people than the folks on twitter with “conservative Christian” in their bios.… Fri Jun 02 01:19:20 +0000 2017
  • RT @BraddJaffy: ! Macron ends his speech in English: “Make our planet great again. Thank you.” https://t.co/CWId0QUu7G Fri Jun 02 01:18:49 +0000 2017
  • RT @profamirattaran: The US ups trade tariffs on countries that don’t fight terrorism. So let’s up our tariffs on countries that don’t figh… Fri Jun 02 01:17:16 +0000 2017
  • All ready for speed mentoring, and no one wants to talk to me! #CSEB2017 https://t.co/o5KU8ufTX9 Fri Jun 02 01:09:15 +0000 2017
  • Speed mentoring, take 4 #CSEB2017 https://t.co/eJXSKS2ElY Fri Jun 02 01:08:38 +0000 2017
  • Speed mentoring, take 3 #CSEB2017 https://t.co/eDcgxBugmv Fri Jun 02 01:08:18 +0000 2017
  • Speed mentoring, take 2 #CSEB2017 https://t.co/pOdLi6vvCz Fri Jun 02 01:08:03 +0000 2017
  • Speed mentoring, take 1 #CSEB2017 https://t.co/masj66qqgi Fri Jun 02 01:07:37 +0000 2017
  • Hey Reenika Aggarwal thanks for the follow! Fri Jun 02 00:47:37 +0000 2017
  • We climbed Tunnel Mountain today. The young’uns found it effortless. It almost killed me. #cseb2017 https://t.co/jq15tJCnq0 Thu Jun 01 22:41:42 +0000 2017
  • Yes, biennial is the appropriate word https://t.co/HQCz3rrAja #CSEB2017 Thu Jun 01 22:38:27 +0000 2017
  • @RedParrots Do it Thu Jun 01 15:32:18 +0000 2017
  • Amanda Alberga: “Almost all categories of refugees and immigrants use fewer health care services than do citizens or residents” #CSEB2017 Thu Jun 01 14:59:56 +0000 2017
  • RT @HillaryClinton: People in covfefe houses shouldn’t throw covfefe. https://t.co/M7oK5Z6qwF Thu Jun 01 12:00:31 +0000 2017
  • RT @Vegasdiva726: Yes #KathyGriffin was disgusting (big surprise?) but guessing Obama’s kids were hurt a lot too. https://t.co/9qol9LgyKC Thu Jun 01 00:41:28 +0000 2017