Twitter Tweets from 8-1-17 to 8-31-17

Archived Twitter tweets from 2017-08-01 to 2017-08-31, courtesy of the Twime Machine:

  • You know you’re procrastinating when you’re making muesli at 2:AM. #fb Thu Aug 31 06:22:46 +0000 2017
  • RT @MysteryCr8tve: https://t.co/87obcI6g7M Thu Aug 31 05:45:53 +0000 2017
  • A racist police chief? I’m shocked! Shocked, I tell you! https://t.co/07ynkGgyFI Thu Aug 31 04:45:21 +0000 2017
  • My white girl name is Ashley. What’s yours @DavidBilbert ? https://t.co/rieZ0ZCc4v https://t.co/f9T4Aj17ko Thu Aug 31 02:46:27 +0000 2017
  • @Thilina_B the fuckhead has an ad in the NY Times masquerading as an op-ed https://t.co/YfF7pS5HZS Wed Aug 30 22:26:19 +0000 2017
  • RT @cushbomb: The Erik Prince thing shows the folly of both sides-ism. There’s no left-wing op-ed equivalent to “pay my company to murder r… Wed Aug 30 22:12:00 +0000 2017
  • Yes, we have amoral murderous warlords in the West, and Erik Prince is one of them. https://t.co/PrAkdfjrh2 Wed Aug 30 22:11:13 +0000 2017
  • @leleinah Dell usually sucks. But the xps line is fabulous Wed Aug 30 17:53:48 +0000 2017
  • @leleinah Dell xps series Wed Aug 30 17:39:36 +0000 2017
  • eport warns of education-skills gap unless post-secondary system changes https://t.co/WadpJaWAAS Wed Aug 30 16:53:41 +0000 2017
  • Math is hard https://t.co/hmBz1I8QDL Wed Aug 30 16:10:31 +0000 2017
  • RT @broderick: wanna see something wicked fucked up? https://t.co/4dqlNmfe9C Wed Aug 30 03:34:58 +0000 2017
  • RT @tanamongeau: catch. my. hands. dumb. bitch. https://t.co/NhAQq9Vkdi Wed Aug 30 02:37:49 +0000 2017
  • Hey Katie Valda thanks for the follow! Wed Aug 30 01:04:49 +0000 2017
  • Hey Victoria Nohemi thanks for the follow! Tue Aug 29 16:52:15 +0000 2017
  • @mychaylo Whatever you need it to be, sugar Tue Aug 29 15:38:15 +0000 2017
  • @mychaylo Sure. If that’s what you need to make it work. Tue Aug 29 15:32:34 +0000 2017
  • I call this one “Tindr Surprise” https://t.co/ykC1LLTYVC Tue Aug 29 15:16:44 +0000 2017
  • 2 people followed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Tue Aug 29 09:55:41 +0000 2017
  • @leleinah #quebec Mon Aug 28 22:02:10 +0000 2017
  • Game of Thrones fans will enjoy these animated short films about the background lore of Westeros https://t.co/Vioqwo94qi Mon Aug 28 19:49:48 +0000 2017
  • Amen, sister. https://t.co/mD2K2AfsPv Mon Aug 28 19:01:26 +0000 2017
  • “the restaurant’s policy applies to Asian patrons.” https://t.co/HV4za3NVQb Mon Aug 28 18:51:03 +0000 2017
  • @Alimak_P I hear it’s somebody’s burt-day today Mon Aug 28 12:56:40 +0000 2017
  • @RedParrots Haha. Nope. Tv Sun Aug 27 01:12:48 +0000 2017
  • Well I just pressed buy #MayweatherMcGregor Sun Aug 27 01:02:50 +0000 2017
  • RT @raffi34226513: @Bell_Support @Marlon_Brando11 Your preorder function is not working at channel 994 on fibe Sun Aug 27 00:29:45 +0000 2017
  • @Bell_Support to order MayweathervsMcGregor we go to 994, I get that. But there’s no buy option yet, even though we R inside the 24hr window Sun Aug 27 00:28:23 +0000 2017
  • RT @Bigdogmmadaily: 😂😂😂😂 this is brilliant!! #MayweathervMcgregor https://t.co/zjg6c2i1Lr Sat Aug 26 22:46:33 +0000 2017
  • Hey Startup Grind thanks for the follow! Sat Aug 26 20:37:42 +0000 2017
  • Hey UTEC thanks for the follow! Sat Aug 26 20:27:08 +0000 2017
  • Something tells me Conor McGregor will look a lot like Prince Naseem tonight https://t.co/oHBksD8LDa #MayweatherMcGregor Sat Aug 26 19:51:15 +0000 2017
  • Floyd Mayweather and his entourage stopped by our hotel in Miami back in May. I’ve highlighted him since the pic ha… https://t.co/zKnN1jmTVg Sat Aug 26 19:47:24 +0000 2017
  • #MayweatherMcGregor https://t.co/j9zuJeBTrZ Sat Aug 26 18:47:22 +0000 2017
  • RT @MMARoasted: This is definitely the hardest opponent Floyd has ever faced. https://t.co/CLS7arQOkN Sat Aug 26 18:46:11 +0000 2017
  • @RedParrots Those are the klingons circling Uranus. Best wipe them out. Sat Aug 26 12:57:27 +0000 2017
  • 2 people followed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Sat Aug 26 10:26:02 +0000 2017
  • #MayMac https://t.co/n2GgSb4Gt6 https://t.co/XlSZBSrP0i Fri Aug 25 21:18:02 +0000 2017
  • Researcher/Mixed Media Technician position w/ National Inquiry into Missing and Murdered Indigenous Women and Girls https://t.co/gyylnjSy0Q Fri Aug 25 20:40:00 +0000 2017
  • That’s right, nosy neighbour, that’s me walking about my condo, window blinds up, wearing naught but socks and a big medallion. #fb Fri Aug 25 20:06:37 +0000 2017
  • @leleinah do it Thu Aug 24 20:11:08 +0000 2017
  • Woman visiting Manitoba confronts self-proclaimed ‘Nazi’ after racist verbal attack https://t.co/Etp5zmnoxD Thu Aug 24 19:28:15 +0000 2017
  • Gonna make some sauce tonight https://t.co/twu050gk1N Thu Aug 24 18:43:11 +0000 2017
  • Just discovered there’s a guy named @chrisgethard. Isn’t that like being named “Acquire Turgidity?” Yes, I’m jealous. Thu Aug 24 17:49:08 +0000 2017
  • I saw that “Jorge Luis Borges” is trending and thought, “Oh, did he come back to life today?” Thu Aug 24 15:56:03 +0000 2017
  • “I felt the Republican Party was unwilling to confront racism.” When will other Republican POCs wake up? https://t.co/g2e1542rbq Thu Aug 24 15:54:48 +0000 2017
  • Oakville-based bilingual patient reimbursement manager https://t.co/LoJo3utTYB Thu Aug 24 15:30:36 +0000 2017
  • https://t.co/KMITMuWaig Thu Aug 24 14:59:00 +0000 2017
  • hee hee https://t.co/bSPcXEDsYj Thu Aug 24 13:10:15 +0000 2017
  • My latest funded project is now up on the SSHRC website, “Closing the Aboriginal education gap”… https://t.co/cswRkjbl3H Wed Aug 23 21:21:08 +0000 2017
  • From my colleague @Audrey_Giles https://t.co/wxIF9AX5AU Wed Aug 23 16:30:13 +0000 2017
  • International Students, Immigration and Earnings Growth https://t.co/SVyv3zWJqK Wed Aug 23 15:41:00 +0000 2017
  • What I learned today: there’s a 31 year old investment banker in NYC who’s considered to be Napoleon VIII. https://t.co/jWUEOxPNxK Wed Aug 23 12:30:58 +0000 2017
  • RT @HamiltonElector: The President and Vice President of the United States https://t.co/8Sy8iaDMIa Wed Aug 23 11:24:43 +0000 2017
  • “Trump is a problem-solver the same way Godzilla is a city planner.” -Trevor Noah #fb Wed Aug 23 11:07:40 +0000 2017
  • one person followed me and one person unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Wed Aug 23 09:52:55 +0000 2017
  • So…. Defenders….. meh. #fb Tue Aug 22 22:27:48 +0000 2017
  • Separated at Birth, part 133 https://t.co/WmpH7Vj4JZ https://t.co/RYVJFxKqVI Tue Aug 22 15:21:53 +0000 2017
  • “Black, Hispanic and female professors are underrepresented, while white and Asian professors are overrepresented.” https://t.co/unZLF8MOqI Tue Aug 22 15:00:07 +0000 2017
  • Donald Trump suggests Jews might secretly be committing anti-Semitic hate crimes on themselves so he looks bad https://t.co/dnJzayJx0I Tue Aug 22 12:56:50 +0000 2017
  • @stefanmymind https://t.co/ACEtzKDwF3 Mon Aug 21 23:02:37 +0000 2017
  • @kylegriffin1 @NYDailyNews https://t.co/Mr08Y2lmBa Mon Aug 21 23:02:07 +0000 2017
  • RT @daM00N_: live update https://t.co/gbVQdFPgsr Mon Aug 21 22:58:39 +0000 2017
  • Crap. Missed it. #SolarEclipse2017 https://t.co/2ePq3NOl5B Mon Aug 21 18:45:17 +0000 2017
  • Crap. Missed the eclipse because I was stuck in a meeting! #fb Mon Aug 21 18:42:48 +0000 2017
  • @Kutchinbird at my age there is so much crust on my eyes that I’m immune Mon Aug 21 17:22:41 +0000 2017
  • Ever stop to think about how it’s magical that distance:diameter ratios are same between us & both the sun and Moon? #solareclipse2017 Mon Aug 21 17:15:36 +0000 2017
  • NASA’s live stream of the eclipse https://t.co/W1JKCzDK8g Mon Aug 21 17:11:12 +0000 2017
  • Make sure to wait after the end of the eclipse for the after-credit scenes. #SolarEclipse2017 Mon Aug 21 16:19:09 +0000 2017
  • Excerpt from a birthday card from my mother: “You were a very beautiful baby with curly hair. I don’t know what happened.” Mon Aug 21 14:36:31 +0000 2017
  • today’s #SolarEclipse2017 will be partially visible here in Ottawa from 13:17 to 15:48 Mon Aug 21 13:43:18 +0000 2017
  • RIP visionary science fiction author Brian Aldiss. His “Hothouse” stays in my thoughts so many decades later. https://t.co/CmPKlRcgzD Mon Aug 21 13:37:58 +0000 2017
  • @DavidBilbert but does he swallow? Mon Aug 21 13:19:45 +0000 2017
  • RT @commondefense: Savage. https://t.co/lyyTzIkjhv Mon Aug 21 13:19:07 +0000 2017
  • RT @canadiancynic: BREAKING! Vengeful, vindictive, racist screech harpy turns out to be sniveling, delicate snowflake. Video at 11. https:/… Mon Aug 21 13:17:48 +0000 2017
  • Hey Shomit Mitter thanks for the follow! Sun Aug 20 21:31:36 +0000 2017
  • A divisive figure to some, Jerry Lewis did a lot of good in the world. RIP. #fb Sun Aug 20 19:28:28 +0000 2017
  • What does it mean that I’ve been listening to various recordings of the Gayatri Mantra on endless loop all day? #fb Sun Aug 20 19:24:02 +0000 2017
  • Separated at Birth, part 132 https://t.co/HJujoSfGgF https://t.co/GK1emGLsvZ Sun Aug 20 16:41:25 +0000 2017
  • 2 people followed me and 4 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Sun Aug 20 14:09:23 +0000 2017
  • Hey Phyllis Nelson thanks for the follow! Sun Aug 20 12:54:33 +0000 2017
  • What I learned today: Kansas Republican state senator Shanti Gandhi is the great-grandson of the Mahatma #fb Sun Aug 20 10:08:22 +0000 2017
  • Jeeebus…. and this exists https://t.co/9RcsxIPwz9 Sun Aug 20 06:50:31 +0000 2017
  • Whenever Roadhouse is TV, Bill Murray or his brother calls Kelly Lynch’s husband to tell him “his wife is having sex with Patrick Swayze.” Sun Aug 20 06:49:01 +0000 2017
  • You know you’re procrastinating when you’re watching Roadhouse at 2:AM. #fb Sun Aug 20 06:33:00 +0000 2017
  • How I feel this week https://t.co/Sac00631q7 Sun Aug 20 06:02:59 +0000 2017
  • RT @MysteryCr8tve: It’s difficult to determine if I saved him, or he saved me when I adopted him… #cleartheshelters https://t.co/rmypUnQl… Sun Aug 20 01:35:08 +0000 2017
  • RT @ShaunKing: Dear @cobbpolice1, This man lives in Marietta. You should arrest him immediately. His name is Michael Alex Ramos. This i… Sun Aug 20 01:17:19 +0000 2017
  • GOP Rep Steve King is a disgusting animal abuser https://t.co/34FtlVVcH5 Sun Aug 20 00:06:18 +0000 2017
  • RT @politico: 1,503 Confederate symbols are on display across America. Most are in the South. 179 are in majority black counties. https://t… Sat Aug 19 23:51:14 +0000 2017
  • RT @MildredVon: Cathay Williams: born a slave, she dressed as a man so she could serve in the US Army during the Civil War. There’s your n… Sat Aug 19 23:12:02 +0000 2017
  • If you’re like me, you’re still wondering what “sheet cake” is, and really don’t care. #fb Sat Aug 19 23:03:24 +0000 2017
  • RT @WilliamShatner: Today would have been the 96th Birthday of Gene Roddenberry. 🎂 Sat Aug 19 22:59:02 +0000 2017
  • RT @BAKKOOONN: saying “fuck you” is free speech too Sat Aug 19 22:44:07 +0000 2017
  • RT @dog_rates: This is Norman. He wasn’t always as breathtakingly dapper as he is in that photo. Took hard work to achieve such style. 12/1… Sat Aug 19 22:43:43 +0000 2017
  • RT @AmericanIndian8: #INDIGENOUS #TAIRP https://t.co/uPRPvLQyFb Sat Aug 19 22:40:34 +0000 2017
  • RT @jeffjarvis: Heh. He deleted his illiterate, Freudian tweet (violating public records laws). Here it is: https://t.co/iH2LxZKYKf Sat Aug 19 22:38:33 +0000 2017
  • RT @InThePastLane: “Archivists against history repeating itself” – One of my faves from #bostonresist #boston #archivists #archives @wgbhne… Sat Aug 19 22:31:19 +0000 2017
  • RT @SaveTheAnimaIs: TEDDY BEAR TRUST FALL https://t.co/7QCEmXsQKe Sat Aug 19 22:29:49 +0000 2017
  • RT @danieltosh: has anyone thought to line up all our old racist statues to make the border wall Sat Aug 19 22:28:42 +0000 2017
  • RT @KWintie: Props to the woman who carried this in Boston. Wanted to give it a signal boost on Twitter. https://t.co/lxliNL0dEo Sat Aug 19 19:39:57 +0000 2017
  • RT @GNiice_: This deserves endless retweets but I doubt it will . https://t.co/nNFUsdV12S Sat Aug 19 19:39:43 +0000 2017
  • @realDonaldTrump Looking at your face gives me diarrhea. Sat Aug 19 19:36:52 +0000 2017
  • RT @ianbremmer: My dearest Clara, Morale is low. The men miss their videogames and we are badly outnumbered. However we must press on… (h… Sat Aug 19 19:33:43 +0000 2017
  • RT @canadiancynic: Dear Boston police: If you arrest any Nazis, feel free to not protect their heads putting them in the car. Donald Trump… Sat Aug 19 19:32:57 +0000 2017
  • RT @RuthHHopkins: Privilege is saving confederacy statues because they’re ‘historic’ but bulldozing through ancient sacred sites & artifact… Sat Aug 19 18:02:38 +0000 2017
  • @mrgriffeth @HariSevugan Boss Hogg was spirited away through the underground railroad Sat Aug 19 17:47:22 +0000 2017
  • This mantra is useful for understanding these times: To the privileged, equality can feel like oppression. Sat Aug 19 14:38:35 +0000 2017
  • RT @jefftiedrich: Steve Bannon begins to vibrate. “It’s happening again,” he whispers, as his skin splits open and thousands of baby tarant… Sat Aug 19 14:35:28 +0000 2017
  • RT @HariSevugan: If they think kneeling during the national anthem disrespects the United States, wait till they hear what General Lee and… Sat Aug 19 14:27:08 +0000 2017
  • RT @Schtaunkhauser: One thing I ALWAYS see is that when there are people in need, the Sikhs are helping. They are always helping. These… Sat Aug 19 14:26:44 +0000 2017
  • https://t.co/R65voCB105 Sat Aug 19 14:22:06 +0000 2017
  • RT @Phil_Lewis_: Let’s replace those statues with these https://t.co/rAtwGL4KZX Sat Aug 19 14:16:37 +0000 2017
  • RT @_cingraham: Kennedy Center is “grateful” Trump is not attending this year’s honors, what a brutal low-key burn https://t.co/5bWdCySThC Sat Aug 19 14:14:46 +0000 2017
  • RT @spectatorindex: Military spending, 2016. China, Russia, Saudi Arabia, India, France, the UK, Japan and Germany: $594 billion United S… Sat Aug 19 14:12:11 +0000 2017
  • RT @roywoodjr: “QUICK!! Everyone get inside me! I’ll protect you from the heat!!”- Fitted Sheet in the dryer. Sat Aug 19 14:10:47 +0000 2017
  • RT @tonyposnanski: I see Trump collected all the statues https://t.co/NU20EREYv2 Sat Aug 19 13:25:56 +0000 2017
  • RT @JordanUhl: There’s a statue celebrating on-time child support payments in your town? https://t.co/ZRChQll8Jo Sat Aug 19 13:24:59 +0000 2017
  • RT @a_picazo: So many “ironic” Nazis https://t.co/2ZNpkNeNwa Sat Aug 19 13:23:44 +0000 2017
  • RT @canadiancynic: Rebel’s “TOP STORIES” currently about: 1) Rebel Media 2) Rebel Media 3) Steve Bannon 4) Rebel Media Sucking one’s own di… Sat Aug 19 13:23:17 +0000 2017
  • RT @commondefense: When @realDonaldTrump tries not to offend Nazis. https://t.co/W5dDuRAfRM Sat Aug 19 13:22:35 +0000 2017
  • RT @jk_rowling: from @theipaper https://t.co/QaTIAtRBAf Sat Aug 19 13:21:41 +0000 2017
  • RT @profamirattaran: I’m again proud of having driven @ezralevant out of the legal profession. Lawyers should be ethical. Levant isn’t. htt… Sat Aug 19 13:21:13 +0000 2017
  • RT @johnlegend: Preserving history doesn’t require us glorifying the villain. Sat Aug 19 13:20:21 +0000 2017
  • Hey Alyssa Carney thanks for the follow! Sat Aug 19 09:29:20 +0000 2017
  • RT @O_ComeOn: #DesQuébécois If you march along side neo-nazis, you are a neo-nazis…Shawn Beauvais McDonald and Vincent Belanger Mercure Sat Aug 19 05:40:17 +0000 2017
  • While we’re naming and shaming (and don’t read the comments unless you want to weep for humanity.) https://t.co/W9RBtZXfzd Sat Aug 19 05:30:49 +0000 2017
  • RT @Frackpong: Create your own Steve Bannon action figure by simply drawing two eyes & a mouth on some mouldy Spam. https://t.co/vi58muYcmL Sat Aug 19 04:14:02 +0000 2017
  • RT @pronounced_ing: This, from an interview with autistic author Naoki Higashida in TIME, is really beautiful. https://t.co/p3lWAC1Er8 Sat Aug 19 04:13:54 +0000 2017
  • Hi @WilliamShatner do you still keep up with your Esperanto? Sat Aug 19 03:13:49 +0000 2017
  • RT @DancinKim76: Steve Bannon seen leaving White House. #BannonOut https://t.co/VFiAFEuFx0 Sat Aug 19 02:38:04 +0000 2017
  • RT @dog_rates: This is Willow. She’s new to walks. Sits whenever she feels it’s necessary. 13/10 has reached a new level of leash aesthetic… Sat Aug 19 02:36:11 +0000 2017
  • “If American colleges where any whiter, Jon Snow would build a wall to protect us from them.” -Trevor Noah #fb Sat Aug 19 01:31:01 +0000 2017
  • I don’t get how pundits who supported Iraq War or Trump presidency continue to be employed or listened to https://t.co/h45g5n7DG2 Fri Aug 18 22:07:59 +0000 2017
  • RT @historyinflicks: “can’t we just ban white supremacy?” “no” “why?” “unconstitutional” “who wrote the constitution?” “white supremacists” Fri Aug 18 22:05:41 +0000 2017
  • RT @thehill: JUST IN: Dem calls for Trump to undergo mental health exam to determine his fitness for office https://t.co/P0bhrc9DPH https:/… Fri Aug 18 21:58:00 +0000 2017
  • RT @SBStarbuck: Hey, @realDonaldTrump, retweet this. https://t.co/5uJyYJyQk3 Fri Aug 18 21:57:46 +0000 2017
  • RT @aparnapkin: Whoever unleashed the clown signal into the night sky to summon the Juggalos, thank you Fri Aug 18 21:53:49 +0000 2017
  • RT @BenMartian: I am anticipating this battle more than the final episode of Game Of Thrones. #JuggalosvsNazis https://t.co/szDX8Gyjsw Fri Aug 18 21:52:30 +0000 2017
  • RT @NGS_Gigolo: I’m not gonna lie. Kinda excited about #JuggalosvsNazis They’re not the heroes we need but what we deserve right now… #k… Fri Aug 18 21:52:04 +0000 2017
  • To all the “we need to reach out have a dialogue with the other side” people: https://t.co/9E6MtY86F6 Fri Aug 18 21:48:19 +0000 2017
  • Discovery Channel gave me a fake Phelps vs Shark contest. Real life will give me Nazis vs Juggalos. Welcome to the Thunderdome, kids. Fri Aug 18 21:44:53 +0000 2017
  • this tweet is 2 years old, but relevant as ever https://t.co/6U34d5opVz Fri Aug 18 21:42:17 +0000 2017
  • RT @HalpernAlex: Every time Trump fires someone, Stephen Miller gets to keep one of their toenails. https://t.co/msWQCC67Ml Fri Aug 18 21:00:54 +0000 2017
  • RT @AlbertBrooks: Trumps inner circle is diminishing fast. All he has left is Stephen Miller, his daughter and the devil. Fri Aug 18 21:00:10 +0000 2017
  • RT @TUSK81: Good morning! Fuck Donald Trump. Fuck Mike Pence. Fuck Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III. Fuck Steve Bannon. Fuck Stephen Mille… Fri Aug 18 20:59:57 +0000 2017
  • Being in my 50s also means forgetting that I’ve had drycleaning waiting to be picked up for 2 weeks now. Fri Aug 18 20:59:12 +0000 2017
  • Happiness is parking 30 minutes in the 5-minute spot and not getting a ticket! Booyah! Fri Aug 18 20:51:58 +0000 2017
  • RT @artdecaderoo: if you leave nazis alone, they will kill you if you leave antifa alone, they will play pokemon go and eat nutella https:/… Fri Aug 18 20:45:48 +0000 2017
  • RT @jameshamblin: This concludes infrastructure week. Fri Aug 18 20:42:02 +0000 2017
  • RT @Ugarles: imagine thinking this is a solid own instead of an admission that our country’s history is mostly a whitewashed horror show ht… Fri Aug 18 20:41:32 +0000 2017
  • RT @robdelaney: I’m truley sorry I voted for Trump. I only wanted disabled kids to lose their Medicaid ;I didn’t want people to know im rac… Fri Aug 18 20:33:59 +0000 2017
  • RT @canadiancynic: Dear @CPC_HQ MPs: If you now associate with Rebel Media, I swear I will re-dedicate the rest of my life to ruining the r… Fri Aug 18 18:53:30 +0000 2017
  • RT @RVAwonk: I remember when Ezra Levant (head of Rebel Media) tried to make a joke out of this. He thought it was hilarious. Those are his… Fri Aug 18 18:53:19 +0000 2017
  • 3 days in a row I get notice of missed delivery from @FedEx and I’ve been home each time. No record on my phone log… https://t.co/FAhPMxNjc0 Fri Aug 18 18:22:17 +0000 2017
  • Hey Cambridge Scholars thanks for the follow! Fri Aug 18 18:19:42 +0000 2017
  • How long until Breitbart leaks the pee tape? #ABannonScorned #fb Fri Aug 18 17:42:19 +0000 2017
  • RT @rmayemsinger: Dear Steve Bannon, if you leak the pee tape or the n-word tape via Breitbart, we all promise to stop photoshopping extra… Fri Aug 18 17:41:49 +0000 2017
  • 4 down, 2 more to go https://t.co/lwmT8vUUBM Fri Aug 18 17:40:28 +0000 2017
  • RT @MMARoasted: Steve Bannon was asked to step down from the White House. He said he did nazi it coming. Fri Aug 18 17:38:29 +0000 2017
  • RT @nihilist_arbys: Here at arbys we’d like to welcome steve bannon back to his old job: sleeping in our dumpster & barfing up gin in our p… Fri Aug 18 17:38:11 +0000 2017
  • RT @thistallawkgirl: “I voted for Trump” people vs. everyone else in America https://t.co/Q2MJuTwiEe Fri Aug 18 17:36:00 +0000 2017
  • uOttawa IT to go on strike soon? https://t.co/5uljU92pR3 Fri Aug 18 17:25:25 +0000 2017
  • I feel badly for the handful of innocent white guys mistakenly identified as white nationalists. Like being a brown guy in an airport…. Fri Aug 18 17:17:33 +0000 2017
  • White supremacists don’t get fired. They get put on speed dial. #bannonfired Fri Aug 18 16:58:51 +0000 2017
  • RT @2020fight: Are we going to take down this statue of Trump and Mitch McConnell? https://t.co/EHSxDBJN5Z Fri Aug 18 16:50:07 +0000 2017
  • RT @kittykaraoke: My new fav song https://t.co/1TJwbiKsrG Fri Aug 18 16:46:01 +0000 2017
  • Nazis in 1937 “We are the master-race.” Nazis in 2017 “Help! Help! We’re being oppressed!” Fri Aug 18 16:41:13 +0000 2017
  • Arnold should be President https://t.co/A2obDDtmvI Fri Aug 18 16:38:34 +0000 2017
  • RT @jk_rowling: Unbelievable. He actually did bring the Middle East together. https://t.co/miP9MyVLsS Fri Aug 18 16:38:02 +0000 2017
  • RT @uOttawa: 🏦uOttawa moves into the top 200 Academic Ranking of World Universities #ARWU2017 🌎📈 https://t.co/YfLqqQ0cTF https://t.co/LYAPD… Fri Aug 18 16:36:39 +0000 2017
  • I never get tired of looking at this https://t.co/sdZJNG4bRj Fri Aug 18 16:35:48 +0000 2017
  • Oh shit. The Defenders is now on Netflix. There goes my weekend. #fb Fri Aug 18 15:26:29 +0000 2017
  • RT @canadiancynic: JUXTAPOSE! People who use the word “Antifa” to describe absolutely everyone they dislike suddenly warn us about applying… Fri Aug 18 03:17:31 +0000 2017
  • RT @Ramirezplayer: @canadiancynic and the hits keep coming https://t.co/CtYv4VZmLy Fri Aug 18 03:10:18 +0000 2017
  • I’m old enough to remember when Archie Bunker was supposed to be an intolerable racist. Today he’d be on the left wing of the Democrats. #fb Thu Aug 17 17:22:21 +0000 2017
  • Unhappiness is when you put your cell phone in your pants pocket, but have forgotten that you’re not wearing any pants. #fb Thu Aug 17 16:50:12 +0000 2017
  • First sign of really being in my 50s: just fell out of my chair while reaching for a pen. #fb Thu Aug 17 16:02:11 +0000 2017
  • @nbarrowman again, you miss my point. I don’t care about regulations. It’s the philosophy that drives the process that intrigues me. Thu Aug 17 14:44:14 +0000 2017
  • RT @aleeejjoo: My stepdad voted for trump & every day I put a little nair in his shampoo man has been balding since November Thu Aug 17 14:22:26 +0000 2017
  • RT @johnpavlovitz: “I want to be on the side that stands opposite racists and Nazis and radicalized Christian terrorists.” https://t.co/G7X… Thu Aug 17 14:22:20 +0000 2017
  • RT @fordm: They’re not even good statues. https://t.co/dRQkFg23i6 Thu Aug 17 14:21:54 +0000 2017
  • I think this is the right response. Counter-protests just dignify these children. https://t.co/dunDT4Kkvm Thu Aug 17 14:14:37 +0000 2017
  • Fantastic. Every university should be doing this. https://t.co/Rdx8qBTugh Thu Aug 17 14:02:33 +0000 2017
  • @nbarrowman What I find interesting is the concept of making “arbitrary” decisions that are not expected to be part… https://t.co/hf6EQFaw5C Thu Aug 17 13:40:37 +0000 2017
  • These stories are insane. And not the least insane part is that there’s a rapper named “Waka Flocka” https://t.co/uojGQ5SlPw Thu Aug 17 13:38:18 +0000 2017
  • @nbarrowman that’s the legal right of free speech. but it’s interesting how an individual or company manages their… https://t.co/vzZChyEGUu Thu Aug 17 13:34:43 +0000 2017
  • No such thing as a moderate Republican https://t.co/dmO5jMem7E https://t.co/PP5V5MYaZg Thu Aug 17 13:31:12 +0000 2017
  • For the dumbasses who don’t understand why confederate statues are bad while other statues are less bad: https://t.co/v51rlEeTbs Thu Aug 17 13:29:02 +0000 2017
  • “Those who marched under Hitler’s flag and Pres who chose not to condemn them revealed boundaries of moral universe” https://t.co/ptigLOIITX Thu Aug 17 13:28:31 +0000 2017
  • https://t.co/k7PPssAibt Thu Aug 17 13:12:30 +0000 2017
  • Confederate or otherwise, maybe it’s time to stop having war monuments altogether? Thu Aug 17 13:10:18 +0000 2017
  • I re-iterate the prediction I made months ago: Trump presidency will not last into 2018. Thu Aug 17 12:49:47 +0000 2017
  • @nugrocery Cool. Thanks. Thu Aug 17 12:46:01 +0000 2017
  • Unbelievable glimpse into the alt-right by @gocjhunt https://t.co/myrCQ1Qp2X Thu Aug 17 12:19:01 +0000 2017
  • Still amazed that there are so many voices in the WEST defending Neo-Nazis. Again: the 21st century has learned nothing from the 20th. Thu Aug 17 12:17:17 +0000 2017
  • https://t.co/aqUeK51TxK Thu Aug 17 12:16:21 +0000 2017
  • The real face of the alt-right… punk-ass cowardly bitch there “for the fun” https://t.co/r0yifCI2Hi Thu Aug 17 12:11:54 +0000 2017
  • This is simultaneously funny and horrifying. “White terror, his sword. White innocence, his shield.” https://t.co/myrCQ1Qp2X Thu Aug 17 12:08:53 +0000 2017
  • When even the Satanists don’t want you… https://t.co/ugH4KyHty8 Thu Aug 17 12:03:22 +0000 2017
  • Best description yet of the alt-right https://t.co/pygLGFdvYR Thu Aug 17 11:56:06 +0000 2017
  • RT @canadiancynic: JUXTAPOSE! Having misrepresented others’ views and positions for years, Rebel Media currently whining about being misrep… Thu Aug 17 11:54:51 +0000 2017
  • ‘Children, you can choose love or hate. I choose love.’ https://t.co/QWjJdpV5er Thu Aug 17 11:52:08 +0000 2017
  • @nugrocery hey you guys sound great and i will check it out. but based on pics, you seem a lot like a bulk barn. what’s the main difference? Thu Aug 17 11:50:34 +0000 2017
  • Ottawa has a zero waste grocery store! https://t.co/R0Tp03zsDg Thu Aug 17 11:47:34 +0000 2017
  • Congrats to Malala Yousafzai for getting into Oxford. But what university is not going to take a Nobel laureate? Wait, I can think of some. Thu Aug 17 11:42:21 +0000 2017
  • RT @SeanMcElwee: ICE is deporting people injured on the job at the behest of companies who don’t want to pay worker’s compensation. https:/… Thu Aug 17 11:39:21 +0000 2017
  • Asshole Nazi site Daily(shit)stormer has moved to the deep web, which to me is a lot scarier. Thu Aug 17 11:34:25 +0000 2017
  • 5 people followed me and 3 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Thu Aug 17 11:34:12 +0000 2017
  • This is interesting from an ethics and free speech perspective https://t.co/qoBmScwEUc Thu Aug 17 11:31:54 +0000 2017
  • RT @scalzi: Next 24 hours, every RT this gets, I put $1 in a pot for @simonwiesenthal, @NAACP, @TransEquality and @splcenter, up to $10k. Y… Thu Aug 17 11:26:16 +0000 2017
  • RT @r_a_salvatore: Inspired by @scalzi, in the next 24 hours, for every RETWEET of this, I will donate $1 to @splcenter, up to $10,000. #n… Thu Aug 17 11:25:58 +0000 2017
  • RT @commondefense: As Veterans, we told Donald Trump that the way to honor Heather Hayer is to unconditionally oppose white supremacy & hat… Thu Aug 17 11:25:38 +0000 2017
  • Believe it or not, there are people on Twitter complaining that this meme disrespects current soldiers. Sigh. Stupi… https://t.co/guI9JpVUdS Thu Aug 17 11:24:37 +0000 2017
  • How I spent this morning https://t.co/DEil76z0pc Thu Aug 17 11:22:55 +0000 2017
  • https://t.co/vBtGxbBNVE Thu Aug 17 11:16:14 +0000 2017
  • “North Korea has a missile that can reach New York. And if it can make it here, it can make it anywhere.” -Trevor Noah #fb Thu Aug 17 09:42:41 +0000 2017
  • RT @JeffreyGoldberg: Watching ‘Saving Private Ryan,’ a movie about a group of very aggressive alt-left protesters invading a beach without… Thu Aug 17 07:19:30 +0000 2017
  • All this “alt” nonsense began when we accepted that “literally” literally means the opposite of itself. Thu Aug 17 07:14:11 +0000 2017
  • “I think we might need an alt-President right now.” -Jimmy Kimmel #fb Thu Aug 17 07:00:28 +0000 2017
  • At least he knows what his nephew is #NephewNazi https://t.co/LtzaNSJeuL Wed Aug 16 19:33:49 +0000 2017
  • Nothing says “successful thesis defence” like doing shots of Albanian liquor on an empty stomach at 11:am https://t.co/EfwNoEE6bh Wed Aug 16 19:31:35 +0000 2017
  • Hey Fiona Charlson thanks for the follow! Wed Aug 16 18:44:05 +0000 2017
  • On this date in 1974, the Ramones played CBGB for the first time. #fb Wed Aug 16 16:42:13 +0000 2017
  • Hey Denise Quincy thanks for the follow! Wed Aug 16 15:39:39 +0000 2017
  • RT @markberman: Trump’s astonishing presser today stunned staffers because he publicly expressed opinions he’d long shared privately https:… Wed Aug 16 14:18:17 +0000 2017
  • RT @HeerJeet: @BarbaraRKay Barbara: you are a Jewish person who made common cause with Nazis & anti-Semites. The shame of that will never w… Wed Aug 16 13:06:07 +0000 2017
  • RT @canadiancynic: Rats. Ship. https://t.co/K5HJTnDFQn Wed Aug 16 13:05:51 +0000 2017
  • @leleinah 😮 Wed Aug 16 03:00:15 +0000 2017
  • RT @mradamscott: Oh good lord shut the fuck up. https://t.co/hcyurMVyPB Wed Aug 16 02:13:31 +0000 2017
  • RT @michelleisawolf: trump has been president for 7 months and he’s *almost* developmentally on track with a 7 month old baby https://t.co/… Wed Aug 16 02:12:22 +0000 2017
  • RT @mattyglesias: The thing you have to understand is that Hillary Clinton used her personal email account to do work stuff. Wed Aug 16 02:05:46 +0000 2017
  • RT @immlawyercanada: Alternative headline: Rebel co-founder quits, doesn’t cite racism/race baiting/providing platform 4 Nazis or racists a… Wed Aug 16 02:04:02 +0000 2017
  • RT @OrangeShamWow: Tucker Carlson when you’re defending the indefensible with scripted whataboutisms straight from the AltRight theres only… Wed Aug 16 01:47:52 +0000 2017
  • RT @theyearofelan: Sure, the cancer was aggressive. But the chemotherapy was also very aggressive. There was aggression on both sides Wed Aug 16 00:44:16 +0000 2017
  • RT @Bencjacobs: Fox News just now https://t.co/kChT5oitV2 Wed Aug 16 00:32:32 +0000 2017
  • Confederate monuments in Canada? https://t.co/hnzaQxQBZ1 Wed Aug 16 00:31:21 +0000 2017
  • RT @ACLU: The Pentagon is blocking a book about U.S. government torture written by an ex-NCIS investigator https://t.co/Lgx4jaWP60 Wed Aug 16 00:26:20 +0000 2017
  • RT @EmmMacfarlane: Sorry. If you waited until 2017 to condemn or distance yourself from Ezra and his ilk, you’re a lost cause and fuck you… Wed Aug 16 00:19:11 +0000 2017
  • RT @meganamram: There is blame on both sides, Anne Frank was being a very loud and rude houseguest Tue Aug 15 23:57:12 +0000 2017
  • RT @soledadobrien: THIS https://t.co/XkuNoLoXWt Tue Aug 15 23:48:35 +0000 2017
  • The disappointment isn’t what SCROTUS said, but how many people on Twitter don’t see a problem with it. #fb Tue Aug 15 23:47:25 +0000 2017
  • RT @tonyposnanski: Our president disavowed the cast of Hamilton for questioning Pence three days quicker than disavowing Nazis for murderin… Tue Aug 15 23:45:50 +0000 2017
  • RT @chrisrock: If 10 guys thinks it’s ok to hang with 1 Nazi then they just became 11 Nazis. Alt right / white supremacist it’s just nazis… Tue Aug 15 23:40:44 +0000 2017
  • RT @canadiancynic: I’ll bet Omar Khadr is really entertained by this recent idea that both sides might be to blame. Tue Aug 15 21:48:15 +0000 2017
  • Hey Brand thanks for the follow! Tue Aug 15 20:04:20 +0000 2017
  • SCROTUS’s spokespeople are worse than he is. At least he has the defence of mental incompetence. https://t.co/Z4hAHLaTes Tue Aug 15 19:43:15 +0000 2017
  • “If you are neutral in situations of injustice, you have chosen the side of the oppressor.” — Desmond Tutu Tue Aug 15 19:35:09 +0000 2017
  • https://t.co/0IAvae7dJx Tue Aug 15 19:24:23 +0000 2017
  • @JPRS_ID now if only tenure and promotion committees read this stuff…. Tue Aug 15 15:22:49 +0000 2017
  • RT @canadiancynic: After years of vile, dog whistle racism, now Ezra Levant is all, “Whoa, where did this whistle come from?” Tue Aug 15 14:33:58 +0000 2017
  • RT @petejohansson: Anybody that believes in ‘white supremacy’ has not seen me naked. Tue Aug 15 14:33:52 +0000 2017
  • “19 million journal papers are now open access… [receiving]18 per cent more citations than the world average” https://t.co/6hQPseslEY Tue Aug 15 14:08:52 +0000 2017
  • Unhappiness is…. updating your CIHR common CV. Ugh. #fb Tue Aug 15 13:42:48 +0000 2017
  • Hey Christine Wang thanks for the follow! Tue Aug 15 00:59:14 +0000 2017
  • RT @canadiancynic: Dear Ezra: How hard is it to disavow everything you’ve ever said, written and published for 20 years? Asking for pretty… Mon Aug 14 23:54:34 +0000 2017
  • RT @kinsellawarren: Rebel has finally disavowed alt-Right: good. Now maybe they’ll explain why Faith Goldy retweeted neo-Nazis all weekend… Mon Aug 14 21:01:37 +0000 2017
  • @Kutchinbird with you kids, i have to ‘splain everything Mon Aug 14 20:14:11 +0000 2017
  • @Kutchinbird i’m sure her genes were cut off, as well Mon Aug 14 20:06:30 +0000 2017
  • Turning 50 this week, I remind myself that Frodo was 50 when he left the Shire for Mount Doom. So there’s that. #fb Mon Aug 14 19:50:59 +0000 2017
  • I get the voices of Charles Bradley and David Lee Roth confused in my noggin #fb Mon Aug 14 19:45:50 +0000 2017
  • This kid was sent to the wrong wizarding school @jk_rowling https://t.co/0Gqm1y4qlw Mon Aug 14 19:33:41 +0000 2017
  • So now that both fedoras and Nazis are back, can this professor start carrying a bullwhip? Mon Aug 14 19:17:59 +0000 2017
  • Ahem. “Superior genes.” https://t.co/8ih26HFEsF Mon Aug 14 19:16:43 +0000 2017
  • https://t.co/szv6qkwGYR Mon Aug 14 19:12:45 +0000 2017
  • https://t.co/mYVjxHWXIZ Mon Aug 14 19:06:16 +0000 2017
  • It bothers me that white supremacists all seem to have my haircut. (Here are two of them meeting Abraham Lincoln) https://t.co/A14tEbyNqX Mon Aug 14 19:05:01 +0000 2017
  • RT @HeerJeet: 1. Funnily, yesterday Peter Cvjetanovic’s classmates were all tweeting, “hey, isn’t that the racist guy from our class”? http… Mon Aug 14 17:54:54 +0000 2017
  • Toronto-based health research positions https://t.co/6MFhtAyvCB Mon Aug 14 17:34:52 +0000 2017
  • Hey Haute Goat thanks for the follow! Mon Aug 14 12:20:26 +0000 2017
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  • From neo-Nazi Andrew Anglin in April of 2016…. https://t.co/OI6InBk4Sa Mon Aug 14 00:10:48 +0000 2017
  • Wow. In case you were wondering if white supremacists had any shame…. https://t.co/21IAeWDIXg #assholes Mon Aug 14 00:08:22 +0000 2017
  • Spent the first day of my 50s visiting the Haute Goat goat and al paca farm in Port Hope. https://t.co/oXh0fMYpYh Sun Aug 13 21:43:55 +0000 2017
  • I’m waiting to hear the moderate white people condemn the actions of fundamentalist white people. Sun Aug 13 07:22:27 +0000 2017
  • Yes these are images from Charlottesville. Don’t let anyone tell you that the Confederate flag is not a symbol of N… https://t.co/sL06mGGlY3 Sun Aug 13 07:16:26 +0000 2017
  • RT @germyradin: Who could possibly be less necessary than a white supremacist Sun Aug 13 07:08:29 +0000 2017
  • RT @RmBarrow: Remember this? I sure as hell do. Where are the police and their riot gear now?!? #Charlottesville https://t.co/pgr7mnZSRz Sun Aug 13 07:08:00 +0000 2017
  • RT @KhaledBeydoun: 73% of mass killings in the US since 1983 commit by white men. Statistically, this is the face of terrorism in the US… Sun Aug 13 07:07:18 +0000 2017
  • RT @JohnFugelsang: The Empire concedes that the Death Star destroyed Alderaan but reminds you that many sides are to blame. Sun Aug 13 07:06:48 +0000 2017
  • RT @roywoodjr: “Stay In Yo Place Boy” Twitter in full effect. How does making $$$$ disqualify your opinion about the country in which you l… Sun Aug 13 07:04:50 +0000 2017
  • I liked a @YouTube video https://t.co/OIo6IYbn0G Lower back workout, with Dr. Eric Goodman and Foundation Training Sun Aug 13 02:25:43 +0000 2017
  • Dear nazis in USA: stop co-opting my birthday #fb Sat Aug 12 22:09:47 +0000 2017
  • RT @canadiancynic: Andrew Scheer is simply Stephen Harper without the charisma. Sat Aug 12 22:06:03 +0000 2017
  • RT @canadiancynic: The difference between the “alt-right” and Nazis is that the Nazis had a better wardrobe. And better hygiene. Sat Aug 12 20:55:05 +0000 2017
  • RT @canadiancynic: So, just to be clear, a massive group of angry white dudes can carry torches and start a brawl, but a black kid is shot… Sat Aug 12 20:54:56 +0000 2017
  • Spending the first hour of my 50th birthday lying on the ground, icing my lower back. Sounds appropriate. #fb Sat Aug 12 04:29:39 +0000 2017
  • Hey Hybrid Herbs thanks for the follow! Sat Aug 12 01:34:20 +0000 2017
  • Hey GO Conference thanks for the follow! Fri Aug 11 20:29:14 +0000 2017
  • And people say Asians look alike https://t.co/HdLn3cJT6W Fri Aug 11 17:48:02 +0000 2017
  • This Fall I will be getting my genome sequenced. What if they discover that I’m actually a chimp? My mother’s got some explaining to do… Fri Aug 11 17:06:01 +0000 2017
  • Johns Hopkins Global Women’s Health Fellowship https://t.co/sbjilgCmLx Fri Aug 11 16:24:02 +0000 2017
  • Montreal has two seasons: winter and construction #fb Fri Aug 11 15:53:20 +0000 2017
  • 6 people followed me and 3 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Fri Aug 11 10:30:40 +0000 2017
  • The internet: a place for porn and racists, and where introverts never shut the fuck up about how hard it is being introverted. Fri Aug 11 03:41:20 +0000 2017
  • .@nbarrowman Paradoxes of Probability and Other Statistical Strangeness https://t.co/YJACXPKdJ2 Thu Aug 10 17:37:28 +0000 2017
  • Possibly the best veggie burger legally sold in Canada https://t.co/5rFwlbKuEL Thu Aug 10 16:52:49 +0000 2017
  • https://t.co/8ymM5GJLbQ https://t.co/vJWsIcge9o Thu Aug 10 14:30:40 +0000 2017
  • Innovative science research in Canada is dying a silent death https://t.co/kHXKnr54Nz Thu Aug 10 14:02:19 +0000 2017
  • Epidemiologist position in Toronto https://t.co/zCgLiZsuXv Thu Aug 10 04:44:48 +0000 2017
  • Dangerous stuff. I’ll just leave this here and you can argue amongst yourselves. https://t.co/dXw1Gl5PZG Thu Aug 10 01:54:17 +0000 2017
  • Hey #AxelHappy thanks for the follow! Wed Aug 09 22:22:26 +0000 2017
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  • .@OCUFA ‘s report on recommendations for higher education in Ontario https://t.co/cWptdxNHcx https://t.co/oCDSibVQuD Wed Aug 09 17:26:50 +0000 2017
  • Meanwhile at certain universities, senior admin do not permit faculty to assume Fulbright Chairs @Audrey_Giles https://t.co/gFCrchIWeQ Wed Aug 09 16:26:24 +0000 2017
  • “There’s a new breed of politician who see rights as a barrier to implementing the will of the majority.” -@Snowden Wed Aug 09 15:15:37 +0000 2017
  • Consortium for Advanced Research Training in Africa (CARTA) workshop https://t.co/Dt0LYQG6wR Wed Aug 09 14:18:40 +0000 2017
  • “The President Is Reportedly Presented With a Folder of Compliments Twice a Day” To cry or weep? https://t.co/RseBY4xeOX Wed Aug 09 14:09:52 +0000 2017
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  • @RedParrots @acurrie https://t.co/BzsLTRBBz8 Wed Aug 09 00:48:54 +0000 2017
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  • Hey David Lutchen thanks for the follow! Tue Aug 08 21:52:34 +0000 2017
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  • Happiness is finding an effective medicinal treatment for my back pain. Unhappiness is that it is still technically illegal. #fb Tue Aug 08 14:10:31 +0000 2017
  • 5 people followed me and 3 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Tue Aug 08 08:58:47 +0000 2017
  • Hey Nabz thanks for the follow! Tue Aug 08 07:34:39 +0000 2017
  • Hey Jacob Groshek, PhD thanks for the follow! Tue Aug 08 03:59:19 +0000 2017
  • Hey Sasibai Kimis thanks for the follow! Tue Aug 08 00:39:08 +0000 2017
  • Hey UIA thanks for the follow! Mon Aug 07 23:09:28 +0000 2017
  • My interview on AJ+ re: demographic transition. The comments will make you weep for humanity. https://t.co/fMRc40QzQn Mon Aug 07 18:53:45 +0000 2017
  • The sole advantage of having thrown my back out (and thus barely walking with a cane) is being able to use disabled bathrooms without shame. Mon Aug 07 11:33:36 +0000 2017
  • Ever notice that when your lower back is out, that’s when you keep having to pick shit up off the floor? #fb Mon Aug 07 10:35:40 +0000 2017
  • Unhappiness is when a hot water bag filled pops a leak and scalds your lower back. #fb Mon Aug 07 04:57:46 +0000 2017
  • RT @DonCheadle: *sigh … Alright, I’ll do it … https://t.co/1WSvWKtmAM Mon Aug 07 03:30:39 +0000 2017
  • My adopted nation of @SealandGov turns 50 just a couple of weeks after I do so. https://t.co/ax7XJSr2VC Sun Aug 06 16:39:38 +0000 2017
  • Hey Lizzy Margareta thanks for the follow! Sun Aug 06 13:59:21 +0000 2017
  • Frankly, I have a hard time distinguishing between a wolf and a large dog. https://t.co/XDDrKHGHGf Sat Aug 05 15:16:14 +0000 2017
  • 4 people followed me and one person unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Sat Aug 05 10:06:17 +0000 2017
  • ACLU Brief In John Oliver Case Is Stone-Cold Hilarious https://t.co/VYV9yxZhcb Fri Aug 04 19:52:12 +0000 2017
  • I liked a @YouTube video https://t.co/h4Y2k99N9z Dogulus prevents me from getting any work done Fri Aug 04 17:07:06 +0000 2017
  • Whoa. The last Blockbuster store has an epic Twitter feed https://t.co/JsWKlr2mOa Fri Aug 04 16:42:32 +0000 2017
  • “Stephen Miller looks like the hitchhiker that other hitchhikers stay away from.” -Seth Meyers #fb Fri Aug 04 14:04:11 +0000 2017
  • “Trump’s probably excited because he thinks a grand jury is just a fancier kind of jury.” -Seth Meyers #fb Fri Aug 04 13:58:30 +0000 2017
  • RT @jefftiedrich: I was never prouder to be an American the day we elected a black president. I was never more ashamed when we elected an o… Fri Aug 04 13:54:03 +0000 2017
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  • #GoT https://t.co/YVcCLYO4lc Fri Aug 04 13:40:39 +0000 2017
  • .@DavidBilbert https://t.co/BjnpSF6xo3 Fri Aug 04 13:36:27 +0000 2017
  • Is there really a market for pickle flavoured condoms in India? https://t.co/frsu6T7fWT Fri Aug 04 12:55:14 +0000 2017
  • Hey BHIVE HealthCare thanks for the follow! Fri Aug 04 05:30:46 +0000 2017
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  • After binge watching “Death in Paradise”, I’ve got a bad case of Guadelupus. #fb Thu Aug 03 22:37:03 +0000 2017
  • Ah, science! https://t.co/w335fmtEuN Thu Aug 03 19:44:00 +0000 2017
  • Hey ÖPNV Blog thanks for the follow! Thu Aug 03 15:40:46 +0000 2017
  • Hey Uldouz thanks for the follow! Thu Aug 03 13:51:16 +0000 2017
  • RT @AJEnglish: Women in burqas or public transport? This far-right group couldn’t tell the difference. https://t.co/OiBqWibwoW Thu Aug 03 13:05:27 +0000 2017
  • RT @susie_meister: Stephen Miller looks like if a kidnapping van were a person. Thu Aug 03 12:55:04 +0000 2017
  • Man, I wish someone had told me that blueberries are a powerful laxative. #fb Thu Aug 03 12:53:44 +0000 2017
  • Hey Mikki Hymus thanks for the follow! Wed Aug 02 11:34:29 +0000 2017
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  • Hey Stargate GIFs thanks for the follow! Tue Aug 01 15:24:43 +0000 2017
  • I feel like someone just snatched a knot in my ass. Tue Aug 01 12:54:18 +0000 2017
  • Hey Dr Atanas G Atanasov thanks for the follow! Tue Aug 01 07:19:26 +0000 2017
  • Here are some things that rhyme with Scaramucci: Gucci, hoochie, poochey, Sanji Iwabuchi. Tue Aug 01 03:19:16 +0000 2017