Twitter Tweets from 11-1-17 to 11-30-17

Archived Twitter tweets from 2017-11-01 to 2017-11-30, courtesy of the Twime Machine:

  • I saw that “Trans Mountain” was trending and immediately assumed someone had created an amusement park for non-binary people. Thu Nov 30 22:52:56 +0000 2017
  • “If pedophiles can walk, are they namblatory?” – @GrizzlyDad Thu Nov 30 21:39:15 +0000 2017
  • Unhappiness is going to the shop to get a coffee and a syrupy, sugary pastry, but wimping out and getting a banana… https://t.co/wKQ72vZEtb Thu Nov 30 21:14:34 +0000 2017
  • RT @cubfanMike: Don Knotts seeing Jim Nabors in heaven for the first time. #mayberry https://t.co/lcXUv0UkAr Thu Nov 30 20:43:21 +0000 2017
  • Hey Mike Morrell thanks for the follow! Thu Nov 30 19:35:07 +0000 2017
  • Happiness is being invited to a wedding by one of my former students in India. Unhappiness is that it’s next week a… https://t.co/9OcXzwn0YO Thu Nov 30 16:52:48 +0000 2017
  • Well this is a new experience. My uber just broke down on the side of the road. Thu Nov 30 16:46:13 +0000 2017
  • Ezra Levant is, shall we say, problematic. (I’m trying to avoid calling people pieces of shit in public) https://t.co/jTbJr4lEyN Thu Nov 30 16:44:46 +0000 2017
  • Hey Orion Health thanks for the follow! Thu Nov 30 16:15:20 +0000 2017
  • Hey Brown Edwards thanks for the follow! Thu Nov 30 15:10:17 +0000 2017
  • It’s important that young women be encouraged to pursue STEM education. It’s also important that young men be enco… https://t.co/6my9gZ9pwM Thu Nov 30 15:00:48 +0000 2017
  • In these weird times I find that I miss that old school war criminal, George Bush Jr https://t.co/ffYCj7plGu Thu Nov 30 14:53:57 +0000 2017
  • one person followed me and one person unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Thu Nov 30 10:49:56 +0000 2017
  • rational and well written… what a rarity https://t.co/loSwJDfsxJ Wed Nov 29 20:30:06 +0000 2017
  • RT @ThatsMrNeil: Pierre Eliot Trudeau gave Canada a charter of rights and freedoms. Andrew Scheer can’t spell believe correctly. #cdnpoli… Wed Nov 29 20:20:15 +0000 2017
  • Garrison Keillor looks like Gordon Ramsay melted in the kitchen heat https://t.co/9NYwIsNH5M Wed Nov 29 18:24:41 +0000 2017
  • Have I mentioned how much I enjoyed #CrisisOnEarthX? This was the Justice League movie I wanted. Heart, action, cha… https://t.co/RdkVl9RO5J Wed Nov 29 05:57:36 +0000 2017
  • Zod damn it #CrisisOnEarthX was the best superhero experience of the year Wed Nov 29 05:41:19 +0000 2017
  • I love #CrisisOnEarthX but episode 3 is the weakest Wed Nov 29 04:36:30 +0000 2017
  • Can Patrick Stewart get any greater? I’m on Team Picard from now on. https://t.co/pD8mhuyrHm Wed Nov 29 00:24:05 +0000 2017
  • Well written take on offensive speech by Ira Wells https://t.co/dS8XCTnApK Tue Nov 28 06:20:09 +0000 2017
  • CW does justice league better than Justice League #CrisisOnEarthX Tue Nov 28 05:55:13 +0000 2017
  • Wow. This is not good news for media diversity in Canada. https://t.co/sKMsmbU7d0 Mon Nov 27 18:48:36 +0000 2017
  • Hey aengusart thanks for the follow! Mon Nov 27 18:04:12 +0000 2017
  • one person followed me and 2 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Mon Nov 27 07:21:12 +0000 2017
  • Hey Baby G thanks for the follow! Mon Nov 27 03:04:22 +0000 2017
  • Today I looked in the mirror and saw a 50 year old man. It wasn’t pretty. It was damned handsome, but it wasn’t pretty. Mon Nov 27 01:55:22 +0000 2017
  • @RedParrots Um not picky Sun Nov 26 21:01:39 +0000 2017
  • @RedParrots Well duh Sun Nov 26 20:56:26 +0000 2017
  • @RedParrots Did you make this? Sun Nov 26 20:49:17 +0000 2017
  • happiness is… when a student emails a question, i don’t answer, and she figures out it was in the syllabus the whole time. Sun Nov 26 18:11:31 +0000 2017
  • “The new generation has turned Manhattan into a giant Bed, Bath & Beyond.” -Bill Burr Sun Nov 26 14:21:53 +0000 2017
  • “Being is the domain in which pain announces itself as real.” Sun Nov 26 13:20:10 +0000 2017
  • As my friend Sush said, this image takes on a new meaning if you rotate it 90 degrees counter clockwise https://t.co/6cBJ3E3VpK Sun Nov 26 13:18:33 +0000 2017
  • “Fundamentally, however, the University is committed to the principle that it may not restrict debate or deliberati… https://t.co/jZMJT6k0Ff Sun Nov 26 13:00:21 +0000 2017
  • Thoughts on Educational Reform: A First Pass https://t.co/L2KAThnzCO https://t.co/nZnaSfxfPO Sat Nov 25 20:11:28 +0000 2017
  • The day is off to a bad start when the Uber driver wants to talk about his lord and saviour Jesus Christ…. in French. Sat Nov 25 15:46:03 +0000 2017
  • RT @AndrewLawton: Nathan Rambukkana, the professor heard throughout most of the Orwellian Laurier censorship audio, has deleted his Twitter… Fri Nov 24 18:21:09 +0000 2017
  • What Can Be Done About Antimicrobial Resistance? https://t.co/2vOwN7XR7r https://t.co/VqYWeqzfkr Fri Nov 24 17:48:03 +0000 2017
  • RT @michaelcoren: I sympathize with those who fear that sex ed will sexualize kids. Our youngest studied WWI on a Monday; by Friday he’d in… Fri Nov 24 16:40:35 +0000 2017
  • RT @Attenboroughs_D: “Alan, I dare you to bite that bloke’s head.” https://t.co/NQs8Tw4czj Fri Nov 24 16:25:10 +0000 2017
  • 4 people followed me and 2 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Fri Nov 24 13:44:16 +0000 2017
  • @goodgirlvenice Just so you know, I’m in love with your daughter. But not in a creepy way. Fri Nov 24 02:27:06 +0000 2017
  • RT @harikunzru: All this roti learning has left some people naan the wiser https://t.co/uULD8JxEQL Fri Nov 24 01:39:44 +0000 2017
  • Happy Thanksgiving, USians. Here’s your feel-good story for the day: https://t.co/FVklwLgX4I Thu Nov 23 21:33:45 +0000 2017
  • Hey hawraa thanks for the follow! Thu Nov 23 21:20:17 +0000 2017
  • RT @DonCheadle: Boom!!! https://t.co/GuTPCFk7AA Thu Nov 23 13:29:22 +0000 2017
  • RT @AcademiaObscura: Theory vs. Practice https://t.co/Cu1krn98B3 Thu Nov 23 13:28:53 +0000 2017
  • My Favourite Books… and the Academic Heresy Hunt https://t.co/P8THq8Cj5N Thu Nov 23 13:06:24 +0000 2017
  • Hey Lindsey Sikora thanks for the follow! Thu Nov 23 00:15:32 +0000 2017
  • RT @dick_nixon: Transcript of President Nixon’s handwritten condolence letter to Mrs. Kennedy. – RZ https://t.co/vuIjiHEaKb Wed Nov 22 22:22:14 +0000 2017
  • @jennfarr (1) https://t.co/MNlnN6IuoD (2) Capt America, $3 online from China (I bought 3 of them) (3) pomade+sweat+spooge Wed Nov 22 22:10:50 +0000 2017
  • @CKuziemsky it’s glorious! (the award and the hair) Wed Nov 22 22:09:30 +0000 2017
  • Ha. What hair. https://t.co/APGILLtqq3 Wed Nov 22 19:00:30 +0000 2017
  • Thanks to the @uOttawaBiblio for their vision and generosity! https://t.co/MNlnN6IuoD Wed Nov 22 18:57:17 +0000 2017
  • Count me among those impressed by Lindsay Shepherd’s poise https://t.co/Ur5URgHiML Wed Nov 22 16:59:26 +0000 2017
  • University of Toronto to help make one of India’s smart cities https://t.co/abRe740kXw Wed Nov 22 16:57:26 +0000 2017
  • Apropos of Nothing https://t.co/SMBWKsX8js https://t.co/8IPvlcMIkE Wed Nov 22 15:38:25 +0000 2017
  • Hey Bert-ola Bergstrand thanks for the follow! Wed Nov 22 12:55:20 +0000 2017
  • Hey Joey Petroni Show thanks for the follow! Tue Nov 21 14:59:33 +0000 2017
  • one person unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Tue Nov 21 10:09:02 +0000 2017
  • Some More Nonsense https://t.co/KlLngrIAYM https://t.co/NKCnlHiqpG Tue Nov 21 05:34:35 +0000 2017
  • @brittharr2 @Robertvharrison Go to sleep, blonde girl. You’re delirious. Mon Nov 20 02:45:58 +0000 2017
  • https://t.co/bzQou0cbrZ https://t.co/lelKwRyKK2 Sun Nov 19 18:00:11 +0000 2017
  • RT @WeeMissBea: Been thinking a lot about men of late – not in a sexy way, but maybe in a kinder way given the amount & kind of responses f… Sun Nov 19 17:05:23 +0000 2017
  • @jaymerizer PS but there is a comic book version of season 3. issue one came out in june Sun Nov 19 04:56:50 +0000 2017
  • @jaymerizer that ain’t gonna happen Sun Nov 19 04:56:23 +0000 2017
  • @Kutchinbird …. Yay? Sat Nov 18 21:42:29 +0000 2017
  • @Kutchinbird In the Twitter the flakes are strangers. I can ignore them and don’t expect to see them at Xmas dinner. Sat Nov 18 21:38:38 +0000 2017
  • I’m a lifelong science fiction fan, and I gotta say, I am so tired of anything and everything Star Wars related. Sat Nov 18 17:33:39 +0000 2017
  • @Kutchinbird I’m avoiding the book of the face. Too many snowflakes. Sat Nov 18 17:24:37 +0000 2017
  • College students deserve their semester back. But denying college professors their labour rights helps no one. Sat Nov 18 17:14:14 +0000 2017
  • Oh shit. A Stargate Universe marathon on Space Channel. Time to be upset about early cancelation all over again. Sat Nov 18 17:12:47 +0000 2017
  • @maggielwood Good to know! We need to share more book recommendations in this era of non reading! Sat Nov 18 17:11:46 +0000 2017
  • @Kutchinbird I lurk. Do you feel me? Sat Nov 18 15:15:59 +0000 2017
  • 4 people followed me and 3 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Sat Nov 18 11:45:01 +0000 2017
  • https://t.co/ACMQeqv44J Fri Nov 17 20:47:32 +0000 2017
  • @DavidBilbert https://t.co/gngSHtXPmr Fri Nov 17 19:50:21 +0000 2017
  • @DavidBilbert you should pay them. I’ve seen what you eat. Fri Nov 17 19:40:51 +0000 2017
  • Who wants to poop for science? Anyone? Bueller? Bilbert? @DavidBilbert https://t.co/bTZVjAMWKU Fri Nov 17 19:33:42 +0000 2017
  • Hey CMCSatBU thanks for the follow! Fri Nov 17 18:39:59 +0000 2017
  • I just donated to @Wikipedia. Support free knowledge! #iloveWikipedia https://t.co/U4FKJQ1TQX Thu Nov 16 16:05:50 +0000 2017
  • .@DavidBilbert @brittharr2 https://t.co/77vvJtx6vR Thu Nov 16 00:26:20 +0000 2017
  • Apu. (Gezundheit.) https://t.co/bDiDiD6LkW https://t.co/WD6bH1Hm1v Thu Nov 16 00:05:34 +0000 2017
  • Hey Laura Tamblyn Watts thanks for the follow! Wed Nov 15 22:13:19 +0000 2017
  • Hey Adam Rains thanks for the follow! Wed Nov 15 15:42:52 +0000 2017
  • 3 people followed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Wed Nov 15 11:09:45 +0000 2017
  • RT @funder: Trey Gowdy is the most reasonable Republican at the #SessionsHearing today. That’s how batshit the others are. Tue Nov 14 20:18:20 +0000 2017
  • Cilantro Does Not Taste Like Soap https://t.co/1Eq0GCNTjn https://t.co/VBcEQP3sT4 Tue Nov 14 20:02:43 +0000 2017
  • Wicked Smaht Learnings in Bahston https://t.co/k0ToRgDBkw https://t.co/4FX6hdm3s8 Tue Nov 14 00:51:30 +0000 2017
  • Get off the plane in Boston and the first thing I see is Dennis Leary on local TV. Who’s next? Norm from Cheers? Mon Nov 13 13:17:26 +0000 2017
  • RT @Gee3HOD: Latest episode of Family Guy was necessary 😂👌 Mon Nov 13 05:41:01 +0000 2017
  • Recent Facebook Profile Pics https://t.co/W9btR5Vtcs https://t.co/l7TI76rypq Mon Nov 13 00:51:27 +0000 2017
  • Twitter Tweets from 10-1-17 to 10-31-17 https://t.co/DUQCpyYwUj Mon Nov 13 00:31:32 +0000 2017
  • Twitter Tweets from 9-1-17 to 9-30-17 https://t.co/AjIJ8gtPnD Mon Nov 13 00:29:33 +0000 2017
  • Twitter Tweets from 8-1-17 to 8-31-17 https://t.co/xTEvJFWKaR Mon Nov 13 00:27:41 +0000 2017
  • Twitter Tweets from 7-1-17 to 7-31-17 https://t.co/kmkiN9IsYb Mon Nov 13 00:25:06 +0000 2017
  • In Defence of M………ing Piglets https://t.co/Q6ck0hwU9v https://t.co/5EijharFrU Sun Nov 12 23:46:02 +0000 2017
  • @realdepp Depends… Did they change the ending? It’s a whodunit, right? And we already know whodunit. Sun Nov 12 18:02:46 +0000 2017
  • RT @AcademiaObscura: Self-citation | https://t.co/Ri8TvBMjuE https://t.co/DBT6p0Qoli Sun Nov 12 16:38:25 +0000 2017
  • 5 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Sun Nov 12 10:44:58 +0000 2017
  • RT @LabonteRonald: 2 points to add: 1. more international students to Canada, 2. reduce eco-impacts of travel via on-line learning – https… Sat Nov 11 20:15:47 +0000 2017
  • Review of 2312 by Kim Stanley Robinson https://t.co/nkbnFAoVCy https://t.co/woKxOR6vTI Sat Nov 11 07:21:07 +0000 2017
  • Gethard Over Drones, Science Jokes, and Educational Policy https://t.co/RPUaEUeWCv https://t.co/3sWr84avzB Fri Nov 10 20:05:52 +0000 2017
  • Animated Gif of the day https://t.co/fAz3G6lB7o Fri Nov 10 00:37:21 +0000 2017
  • Rolf(ing) https://t.co/5xkZBJMPaE https://t.co/G23XWenc2z Thu Nov 09 22:59:36 +0000 2017
  • On this day in 1934, my intellectual hero Carl Sagan was born. #fb Thu Nov 09 18:18:33 +0000 2017
  • 6 people followed me and 2 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Thu Nov 09 13:28:16 +0000 2017
  • Please take a moment to sign and share this petition urging colleges to give students the money colleges are saving… https://t.co/w9HALdU0eD Thu Nov 09 02:51:45 +0000 2017
  • Day One of Retreat from Social Media https://t.co/bvXguN822V https://t.co/qay9SrwsrL Thu Nov 09 02:41:51 +0000 2017
  • Star Trek Discovery: the Good, the Bad, and the Ferengi https://t.co/R7twUNpdX8 https://t.co/lJE28Z0ij2 Thu Nov 09 02:40:27 +0000 2017
  • Hey Parvez Aesthetics thanks for the follow! Wed Nov 08 19:10:30 +0000 2017
  • Trudeau congratulates GSP https://t.co/m4XE957AMw Wed Nov 08 12:48:09 +0000 2017
  • @PainDetective you might enjoy this https://t.co/0LCGwNO9Yb Wed Nov 08 01:56:34 +0000 2017
  • Hey Jesse Randall thanks for the follow! Wed Nov 08 00:10:32 +0000 2017
  • @DavidBilbert But just as much as a joke thief? Tue Nov 07 23:06:27 +0000 2017
  • At the Impact TV taping in Ottawa Monday night. Dark match between Cowboy and Alberto El Patron https://t.co/ZDHXP0DfSH Tue Nov 07 23:01:26 +0000 2017
  • . @DavidBilbert looks a lot like Dennis Leary here https://t.co/X7FvipNspi Tue Nov 07 23:01:08 +0000 2017
  • Hey Ethel Saunder thanks for the follow! Tue Nov 07 20:20:13 +0000 2017
  • Hey J Dilly thanks for the follow! Tue Nov 07 07:45:54 +0000 2017
  • Hey Suplex City Limits thanks for the follow! Tue Nov 07 07:45:53 +0000 2017
  • .@DavidBilbert we could have got paid! https://t.co/RnGEMXGBYq Tue Nov 07 05:59:04 +0000 2017
  • @SeanRossSapp um… a hundred? not a lot. Tue Nov 07 05:12:06 +0000 2017
  • @DavidBilbert I confirm. It bombed. Tue Nov 07 03:03:59 +0000 2017
  • Yep. I’m at a live TV taping of Impact Wrestling https://t.co/EIc54ZKtmK Tue Nov 07 02:53:20 +0000 2017
  • Ha. Dan Lambert, owner of America Top Team, shows up in an Impact Wrestling taping in Ottawa https://t.co/TKAtZBJ3ym Tue Nov 07 02:53:20 +0000 2017
  • Just got my flu shot and feel the autism bubbling through my veins. Mon Nov 06 20:31:14 +0000 2017
  • This is from the Diefenbunker’s website. Are they trying to give this Grammar Nazi an aneurysm? https://t.co/590P9g4ijv Mon Nov 06 19:33:40 +0000 2017
  • “The most valuable resource today is not money, but attention.” #fb Mon Nov 06 17:57:50 +0000 2017
  • Alex Trebek pretty much owns this university now. I’m at the Alex Trebek chancellors debate, featuring the high com… https://t.co/zH5Agx2AzM Mon Nov 06 17:57:28 +0000 2017
  • U of T investigating reports of booby-trapped white nationalist posters https://t.co/WxUdDB5vYO Mon Nov 06 16:18:56 +0000 2017
  • Took this at the Diefenbunker. Looks like a still from a sexual harassment training film. https://t.co/hW02XGlN0R Mon Nov 06 14:29:34 +0000 2017
  • 7 people followed me and 2 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Mon Nov 06 12:18:06 +0000 2017
  • Hey Stasia thanks for the follow! Sun Nov 05 16:08:10 +0000 2017
  • @jayeldee Thor ragna-rocked Sun Nov 05 03:35:09 +0000 2017
  • Back in the Alex Trebek building at @uottawa where the man’s daytime Emmy is displayed! https://t.co/dv0Vl0YSLX Sat Nov 04 22:48:01 +0000 2017
  • Hey Athabasca University thanks for the follow! Sat Nov 04 19:13:29 +0000 2017
  • Wow https://t.co/StcZpoB4jD Sat Nov 04 14:41:24 +0000 2017
  • Waiting for the right wingers to notice that Guy Fawkes’s real name was Guido. #fb Sat Nov 04 14:40:32 +0000 2017
  • Hey Pascal Guyon thanks for the follow! Sat Nov 04 10:53:17 +0000 2017
  • This is the view as I lie on my back in the Tabaret rotunda at @uottawa . Almost fibonacci, man. https://t.co/ZJSpuZ05e0 Fri Nov 03 21:14:32 +0000 2017
  • I just received my open access award from the university. Here’s an action shot of my acceptance speech. https://t.co/KUAjdmiys6 Fri Nov 03 20:02:40 +0000 2017
  • Hey uOttawa Library thanks for the follow! Fri Nov 03 19:44:26 +0000 2017
  • Hey Caitlyne Brewer thanks for the follow! Fri Nov 03 14:19:18 +0000 2017
  • 9 people followed me and 5 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Fri Nov 03 09:20:25 +0000 2017
  • @drannehuang why thank you *blush* Fri Nov 03 03:40:50 +0000 2017
  • Uber bans Laura Loomer for looking like a sex doll. No, wait, for being a bigot. https://t.co/pJj6fLGuX0 https://t.co/znKiZ7cfg8 Fri Nov 03 02:55:15 +0000 2017
  • Today I find myself wondering what American politics would look like today if JFK Jr had not died in 1999. #fb Thu Nov 02 23:32:19 +0000 2017
  • Hey Anne Huang thanks for the follow! Thu Nov 02 19:44:10 +0000 2017
  • So I can go home and start writing tomorrow’s lectures. Or I can get a 2 hour massage. Hmm…. #fb Thu Nov 02 18:59:21 +0000 2017
  • Attending a lunch for University donors. Host: “So what brings you here?” Me: “Uh. I’m a donor.” Her: walks away… Thu Nov 02 17:47:01 +0000 2017
  • Hey Sameera Hussain thanks for the follow! Thu Nov 02 17:19:19 +0000 2017
  • It’s a problem when your favourite part of a gourmet meal is literally the bread and butter. #fb Thu Nov 02 17:05:20 +0000 2017
  • “Canadian physicians are badly addicted to over doctoring.” – Danielle Martin #fb Thu Nov 02 16:58:55 +0000 2017
  • Hey Karanpal S. Aujla thanks for the follow! Thu Nov 02 15:54:34 +0000 2017
  • Hey Music for Peace Intl thanks for the follow! Thu Nov 02 15:05:47 +0000 2017
  • RT @PlacentaLab: Job posting for Post-doctoral position currently available @PlacentaLab https://t.co/3N7atDZm3l Please contact me if inte… Thu Nov 02 14:31:51 +0000 2017
  • .@ziadkhatib audio from your lecture https://t.co/HUR1ZZB4HH Thu Nov 02 03:49:02 +0000 2017
  • Hey Mairéad Whelan thanks for the follow! Wed Nov 01 22:19:23 +0000 2017
  • I wonder how they’re celebrating the 500th anniversary of Luther’s 95 theses…. on the border between Ireland and Northern Ireland! Wed Nov 01 16:45:08 +0000 2017
  • Student reminded me that my office is upstairs from the student residence. Me: “You live in my office!” Her: “No, y… https://t.co/BSCBWrhNqQ Wed Nov 01 16:43:36 +0000 2017
  • Hey Sharon Smith, MD thanks for the follow! Wed Nov 01 00:19:12 +0000 2017
  • . @ziadkhatib teaches my global health class tonight https://t.co/eBNYM5ghsN Wed Nov 01 00:13:46 +0000 2017