Twitter Tweets from 2-1-18 to 2-28-18

Archived Twitter tweets from 2018-02-01 to 2018-02-28, courtesy of the Twime Machine:

 

  • Check out the new FREE graphic novel by official @sciencemonkeyca artist @DavidBilbert https://t.co/bzaYJMl5Gk Wed Feb 28 20:24:15 +0000 2018
  • RT @sapinker: One of the greatest honors of my life: Harvard Humanist Hub will present me with their Lifetime Achievement Award this Sunday… Wed Feb 28 20:15:20 +0000 2018
  • RT @DavidBilbert: Today I launched chapter 1 of The Emerald Isle. I poured my heart into it, and I would appreciate it if you checked it ou… Wed Feb 28 20:15:02 +0000 2018
  • Hey ICC Labs thanks for the follow! Wed Feb 28 16:32:15 +0000 2018
  • Lost track of the number of emails I receive addressed to “Dr Patel.” I wish all brown folks knew each other, but sadly we don’t. Wed Feb 28 04:02:16 +0000 2018
  • My First Take on the Canadian Budget of 2018 https://t.co/wf4TcbyBka https://t.co/Gld7GnUj3E Wed Feb 28 03:46:38 +0000 2018
  • @nbarrowman good point Wed Feb 28 02:48:18 +0000 2018
  • https://t.co/bMf1M9nXqt Wed Feb 28 02:42:15 +0000 2018
  • “we propose that researchers should transparently report and justify all choices they make when designing a study,… https://t.co/N1dsskv9Um Wed Feb 28 02:41:27 +0000 2018
  • RT @CathyYoung63: On the subject of “Who’s more prone to bashing & demonizing ideological opponents, the left or the right”: as someone wit… Wed Feb 28 02:35:15 +0000 2018
  • One again sitting on the couch, alone in the apartment, doing some work…. when there’s a tap on my shoulder. https://t.co/jtAupnpl3o Tue Feb 27 23:52:19 +0000 2018
  • This is the sort of regressive, anti-science, ideological thinking that truly holds back progress. Makes my job as… https://t.co/12qnxt4iaL Tue Feb 27 21:55:14 +0000 2018
  • DuckDuckGo, it was a fun experiment. You’re a fine search engine. You just don’t give the full bells and whistles o… https://t.co/942TKLjlCx Tue Feb 27 21:46:39 +0000 2018
  • You can’t spell banal without anal. (I don’t know what that’s supposed to mean.) Tue Feb 27 21:15:50 +0000 2018
  • @nbarrowman yes. I can pick ideological diverse tweeters to fill my feed every day. Tue Feb 27 20:37:14 +0000 2018
  • Dogs are better than people. I mean, how many humans would breastfeed a kitten? Lord knows I’ve tried…. https://t.co/2B5ozeADhD Tue Feb 27 20:01:40 +0000 2018
  • As I continue to strategize a way to get off Facebook for good (the addiction is deep with this one), I though I’d… https://t.co/NKRldtGoqk Tue Feb 27 19:36:08 +0000 2018
  • https://t.co/m5PfKEeNMG Tue Feb 27 19:30:04 +0000 2018
  • #grammar https://t.co/Lmf1qnQS9A Tue Feb 27 19:29:14 +0000 2018
  • 2 people followed me and 4 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Tue Feb 27 17:48:35 +0000 2018
  • Hey Positivity Pack thanks for the follow! Tue Feb 27 17:47:49 +0000 2018
  • When the dog sits on your keyboard and puts his paw on your mouse hand, that’s the canine equivalent of “No more sc… https://t.co/i1VowJRqZg Tue Feb 27 16:58:59 +0000 2018
  • .@uottawa summer global health & development course https://t.co/iSYAm6Z4Kc Tue Feb 27 16:08:11 +0000 2018
  • https://t.co/So8tAXCIfe Tue Feb 27 15:54:18 +0000 2018
  • :Twitter haiku 378 – Subcutaneous / Treatment for bigger booty / Is only skin deep https://t.co/4mRR88SJ7O Tue Feb 27 15:12:54 +0000 2018
  • Free Introductory SAS workshop in Ottawa https://t.co/MgieBf0p8b Tue Feb 27 15:08:11 +0000 2018
  • Someone should name their cat “Nature” because nature abhors a vacuum. Tue Feb 27 14:52:38 +0000 2018
  • Today was leg day. The left leg, to be precise. Mon Feb 26 22:22:04 +0000 2018
  • My Spanish is rusty, but I think this says, “Break glass for emergency salad.” https://t.co/kUsA8i3YfO Mon Feb 26 17:57:44 +0000 2018
  • I listen to a podcast by @ThatKevinSmith almost everyday (he makes a lot of them). Glad to hear he’s recovering aft… https://t.co/ql3lHlnxla Mon Feb 26 16:38:27 +0000 2018
  • Know when you really have to pee, but you just arrived at the bus station and your bus to Hamilton is about to leav… https://t.co/rzqNH6a1oj Mon Feb 26 16:32:12 +0000 2018
  • “When you tear out a man’s tongue, you are not proving him a liar, you’re only telling the world that you fear what… https://t.co/QGu7PvxDsx Mon Feb 26 03:21:22 +0000 2018
  • For frack’s sake, James Damore is a soft-spoken liberal computer nerd, not Richard Spencer or Milo Y. This is why s… https://t.co/sNvpCJdzNV Mon Feb 26 02:59:44 +0000 2018
  • Okay, but in what context? Are “abnormal” children muttering my name and shaking their fists? https://t.co/KOjZhjDS0A Mon Feb 26 02:23:16 +0000 2018
  • The madness continues https://t.co/i6dA24ynfo Mon Feb 26 00:19:52 +0000 2018
  • RT @sapinker: Will human progress be extended to animals? The Co-Founder of the Sentience Institute is cautiously hopeful. https://t.co/oQH… Sun Feb 25 23:29:43 +0000 2018
  • Any relaxation I may have achieved in Cuba has officially been used up in Toronto airport. Sun Feb 25 21:57:33 +0000 2018
  • There’s a ridiculously cute drug-sniffing dog here in the Cuban airport. Makes me wish I was carrying contraband. Sun Feb 25 15:05:48 +0000 2018
  • Hey SmartHacks thanks for the follow! Sun Feb 25 02:44:26 +0000 2018
  • Only now learning that so many humanities people have a dislike for Jared Diamond. Please to explain? Sun Feb 25 01:20:19 +0000 2018
  • RT @TheEconomist: The world is about 100 times wealthier than 200 years ago and, contrary to popular belief, wealth is more evenly distribu… Sun Feb 25 01:05:59 +0000 2018
  • 2 people followed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Sat Feb 24 17:10:28 +0000 2018
  • https://t.co/rslrtlYxEZ Fri Feb 23 20:03:40 +0000 2018
  • https://t.co/phGMP1ytcj Fri Feb 23 19:35:21 +0000 2018
  • I’m enjoying @sapinker ‘s new book on the Enlightenment, while my cleverer academic friends dislike it intensely. N… https://t.co/xBapBMtNyv Thu Feb 22 23:21:49 +0000 2018
  • Hey Meera T thanks for the follow! Wed Feb 21 16:55:23 +0000 2018
  • 3 people followed me and 5 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Wed Feb 21 15:21:48 +0000 2018
  • Hey 417repairsale thanks for the follow! Tue Feb 20 23:30:46 +0000 2018
  • Hey Lacey London thanks for the follow! Tue Feb 20 21:40:16 +0000 2018
  • Sad to hear of the passing of Abby Lippmann. She was a supporter of my career and a very generous and rational pers… https://t.co/WpHXCmIQS7 Tue Feb 20 19:01:08 +0000 2018
  • Hey PC thanks for the follow! Tue Feb 20 03:03:24 +0000 2018
  • Hey Dean Gloster thanks for the follow! Mon Feb 19 01:38:33 +0000 2018
  • 2 people followed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Sun Feb 18 17:42:41 +0000 2018
  • Hey LINDA VAGENAS thanks for the follow! Sat Feb 17 22:48:39 +0000 2018
  • Stargate Origins is… awful. Sat Feb 17 16:47:26 +0000 2018
  • Just saw an arguing yuppie couple arrive seconds too late for their train to Montreal. And it made me happy. I’m a bad person. #fb Sat Feb 17 15:16:12 +0000 2018
  • When did Kevin Sorbo go batshit crazy? Sat Feb 17 14:10:50 +0000 2018
  • “31% of office romances led to marriage. The rest ended happily.” -Bill Maher Sat Feb 17 14:06:03 +0000 2018
  • J Stuart Mill told a friend (These words he carefully chose) That he believes that your rights do end At the point where begins his nose Sat Feb 17 06:29:44 +0000 2018
  • Doctor friend is warning against do it yourself fecal transplants (yes that’s a thing). He’s such a pooper. Fri Feb 16 20:23:31 +0000 2018
  • RT @davidfrum: Remember, many of these 380,000 black market weapons aren’t really stolen. People with clean records buy them, “lose” them -… Fri Feb 16 17:08:29 +0000 2018
  • Hey, who you callin’ fat choy? Fri Feb 16 17:05:40 +0000 2018
  • RT @atpburke: “We should arm teachers.” Really? You guys are gonna start paying for the entire English department to have Glocks? You fuck… Fri Feb 16 15:21:36 +0000 2018
  • RT @TheTweetOfGod: The world should be run by dogs and Canadians. Fri Feb 16 15:21:28 +0000 2018
  • “He who knows only his own side of the case, knows little of that.” – John Stuart Mill Fri Feb 16 12:56:43 +0000 2018
  • Hey Putin Newz thanks for the follow! Fri Feb 16 11:57:42 +0000 2018
  • It’s “anticlimactic”, not “anticlimatic”. I’m pretty sure your movie review isn’t about your opposition to weather. Fri Feb 16 01:44:04 +0000 2018
  • Today I bought the non-free range eggs because they were on sale, and now I feel really guilty. Thu Feb 15 19:13:33 +0000 2018
  • 4 people followed me and 2 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Thu Feb 15 17:01:03 +0000 2018
  • It’s like I’m watching a poorly penned social drama https://t.co/T6IZw4uINh Thu Feb 15 16:38:14 +0000 2018
  • @sapinker Reading it now… Thu Feb 15 03:39:37 +0000 2018
  • you know the press loves Stormy Daniels stories, since they can include clickable photos like this and still think… https://t.co/1UrscBItD7 Wed Feb 14 19:24:24 +0000 2018
  • Given the current unreadable state of academic papers’ titles, I’m glad I’m going on academic leave next year.… https://t.co/S0sdFLtDH3 Wed Feb 14 19:14:48 +0000 2018
  • The Rise of Victimhood Culture https://t.co/hRt9Z8n1sZ Wed Feb 14 18:03:12 +0000 2018
  • ” the emergence of a victimhood culture that is distinct from the honor cultures and dignity cultures of the past.” https://t.co/FAMC6vWs7b Wed Feb 14 17:56:12 +0000 2018
  • Hey Tim Young thanks for the follow! Wed Feb 14 16:57:20 +0000 2018
  • The Intellectual War on Science: Science is under assault not just from the Right, but from the supposedly progress… https://t.co/OpBv1XLYb5 Wed Feb 14 16:44:00 +0000 2018
  • I know posting this stuff is like beating a dead horse to some. But the creep of fragility is *real*, is reflective… https://t.co/srvFfXT9pV Wed Feb 14 16:18:36 +0000 2018
  • Possibly the most balanced take on the Gerald Stanley trial https://t.co/51wNyVfX8r Wed Feb 14 16:10:14 +0000 2018
  • I like @sapinker but he hasn’t changed his hair in at least 24 years. Dude, try something new. https://t.co/ohSQp4jDDw Wed Feb 14 15:50:54 +0000 2018
  • Just realized “clean output” sounds like a particularly satisfying bowel movement. Wed Feb 14 15:10:19 +0000 2018
  • Trying out DuckDuckGo. So far, impressed with clean output! Wed Feb 14 15:09:27 +0000 2018
  • When reading the morning MMA news, I don’t need to see the words “testicle” and “rupture” in the same sentence. Esp… https://t.co/hF2AwUDAmn Wed Feb 14 13:47:06 +0000 2018
  • Here’s a label you can use for your valentine’s day gifts https://t.co/vlpFLiYBR0 Wed Feb 14 13:33:08 +0000 2018
  • Girlfriend: “I have herpes! (Just joking)” Me: You do now. Wed Feb 14 13:24:29 +0000 2018
  • Happy VD day. Remember: penicillin is not supposed to be prophylaxis https://t.co/NKzD18WW7q Wed Feb 14 12:47:22 +0000 2018
  • RT @BoringEnormous: And I looked, and behold, a pale horse. And its rider’s name was Death. https://t.co/wlFYyoF4fT Wed Feb 14 01:28:14 +0000 2018
  • RT @OCUFA: Do you know an outstanding university professor or librarian? Nominate them for the OCUFA Teaching and Academic Librarianship Aw… Wed Feb 14 01:27:52 +0000 2018
  • .@DavidBilbert Somebody replied “Bruce Lee because he’s a bad ass and John Cena because you can’t see him” https://t.co/VSe1PxCE0R Tue Feb 13 22:54:59 +0000 2018
  • (1) Kristen “Hyman” is an excellent name for someone in the adult industry; (2) I like how the newspapers make refe… https://t.co/jxT6T4NDQK Tue Feb 13 20:36:12 +0000 2018
  • I installed the Chrome add-on for checking media bias in Facebook posts. It’s really interesting. Here is how it lo… https://t.co/2HLvoCLaSw Tue Feb 13 20:22:40 +0000 2018
  • Simple formula for living. #3 should be tattooed on everyone’s forehead these days https://t.co/NBVPfgCuML Tue Feb 13 19:26:26 +0000 2018
  • An historically accurate Medieval RPG? Whaaaa? https://t.co/AezxqFBmAZ Tue Feb 13 19:12:25 +0000 2018
  • I liked a @YouTube video https://t.co/QN8Pt05FrT Modern Educayshun Tue Feb 13 19:10:14 +0000 2018
  • Q: What is 3 times 3? A: Gender equality! https://t.co/nktOcJuuTX Tue Feb 13 19:07:54 +0000 2018
  • @StephenKhan Thanks. Much appreciated. Tue Feb 13 16:52:30 +0000 2018
  • Hey Stephen Khan thanks for the follow! Tue Feb 13 15:35:09 +0000 2018
  • Hey Ancient Architects thanks for the follow! Tue Feb 13 03:31:12 +0000 2018
  • Hey Dirk Remacle thanks for the follow! Tue Feb 13 03:31:12 +0000 2018
  • .@csebsceb is hosting a webinar on Epidemiology in Policy-Informing Health Economic Research on Mar 6 & 7 featuring… https://t.co/TQ4h3UZvC6 Tue Feb 13 01:50:53 +0000 2018
  • Anyone remember this episode of Star Trek: Voyager? Should have been a red Tesla roadster. https://t.co/A2X6qi0CuM Tue Feb 13 01:48:38 +0000 2018
  • This is a mostly misidrected article. (What is it with The Guardian and its hatred for space science?) Kessler Synd… https://t.co/nJRc2LXru6 Tue Feb 13 01:44:37 +0000 2018
  • .@csebsceb is hosting a FREE webinar on careers in Epidemiology on Wednesday Feb 28 at noon https://t.co/Sn0yNLFmVq Tue Feb 13 01:39:42 +0000 2018
  • Whoohoo! My blog made 19 cents in ad revenue yesterday! Im rich, beeyatch! Mon Feb 12 23:06:12 +0000 2018
  • Just ordered @sapinker ‘s new book “Enlightenment Now.” Looking forward to reading it tomorrow. https://t.co/s1pxk98mIk Mon Feb 12 23:00:08 +0000 2018
  • Today on #DarwinDay maybe Evolutionary Psychologists can take one day off from defending themselves against ideology warriors Mon Feb 12 22:49:19 +0000 2018
  • I genuinely hope Vanessa is all right after opening letter containing what newspapers describe as “white powder.” B… https://t.co/5jNhd3ZN1g Mon Feb 12 22:45:17 +0000 2018
  • “Naked force has resolved more issues than any other factor in history.” -Starship Troopers. (This was satire, peop… https://t.co/nn1VWAKwfA Mon Feb 12 22:30:12 +0000 2018
  • Hey Sam Ahn thanks for the follow! Mon Feb 12 19:10:14 +0000 2018
  • 5 people followed me and 2 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Mon Feb 12 18:31:25 +0000 2018
  • My latest at the Huffingon Post: “No, Humanity Isn’t Worse Off Because Elon Musk Launched SpaceX” https://t.co/7ZMkgLpWCl Mon Feb 12 17:31:42 +0000 2018
  • Hey Larry Mathieson thanks for the follow! Mon Feb 12 13:40:07 +0000 2018
  • @luciaeyzaguirre I’m I’m Toronto Mon Feb 12 13:17:27 +0000 2018
  • Man, there are a lot of frumpy, dopey people in the world. #fb Mon Feb 12 13:10:35 +0000 2018
  • So people drink out of their shoes now? Maybe I’ve lived too long. https://t.co/VEQCC8FrPd Mon Feb 12 10:53:31 +0000 2018
  • https://t.co/jkinDAgyiZ Mon Feb 12 04:49:02 +0000 2018
  • Apparently, these are the least biased news sources. (Pleased to see two of my standard sources here –CPAC and Chr… https://t.co/iEv244FUlS Mon Feb 12 04:26:36 +0000 2018
  • RT @FluffSociety: “I think you heard me wrong, I ordered a dozen *bagels*” https://t.co/1N7LOeqdhv Mon Feb 12 04:10:58 +0000 2018
  • RT @blogTO: The baby white rhino just discovered snow at the #Toronto zoo https://t.co/wZs5wKdonw Mon Feb 12 04:10:31 +0000 2018
  • RT @jonesthescribe: Like there’s anyone watching this who isn’t just focusing on the door https://t.co/s0yUcz97WJ Mon Feb 12 04:08:39 +0000 2018
  • RT @thecrisismag: “The separation of the races is not a disease of colored people. It is a disease of White people, and I do not intend to… Mon Feb 12 04:08:21 +0000 2018
  • Sweet Zod, what a lame resolution to the Klingon conflict. That’s some weak-ass writing. #startrekdiscovery Mon Feb 12 03:54:58 +0000 2018
  • .@DavidBilbert https://t.co/sOvFt3wJVk Sun Feb 11 22:31:52 +0000 2018
  • I’ve been meditating on classical Enlightment values of late, as I feel we are slipping away from them. I think thi… https://t.co/wMGlYekf73 Sun Feb 11 19:36:57 +0000 2018
  • Hey Esource Parts thanks for the follow! Sun Feb 11 19:10:11 +0000 2018
  • RT @UmarCheema1: Voltaire once said that to learn who rules over you, simply try to find out who you are not allowed to criticise. https:… Sun Feb 11 19:06:55 +0000 2018
  • RT @davideagleman: “Uncertainty is an uncomfortable position. But certainty is an absurd one.” – Voltaire #possibilianism https://t.co/rNtD… Sun Feb 11 19:06:39 +0000 2018
  • @RedParrots https://t.co/Tgc78lgHet Sun Feb 11 19:04:58 +0000 2018
  • “Economics is extremely useful as a form of employment for economists.” -John Kenneth Galbraith #fb Sun Feb 11 18:59:33 +0000 2018
  • “Under capitalism, Man exploits Man. Under communism, it’s just the opposite.” -John Kenneth Galbraith Sun Feb 11 18:43:18 +0000 2018
  • @RedParrots cheese = good Sun Feb 11 16:40:29 +0000 2018
  • @RedParrots https://t.co/EkKfmfg84M Sun Feb 11 16:33:58 +0000 2018
  • What I learned today…. are you ready for this…? The most stolen item in the world is…. CHEESE! Sun Feb 11 16:28:06 +0000 2018
  • https://t.co/QthufCF2g2 Sun Feb 11 16:07:05 +0000 2018
  • This is totally me https://t.co/vqpUk8tUNR Sun Feb 11 16:04:27 +0000 2018
  • https://t.co/9xp3DoVoBY Sun Feb 11 15:58:15 +0000 2018
  • Hey Evidence Prime thanks for the follow! Sun Feb 11 15:55:16 +0000 2018
  • Attention all epidemiology and health science students, the deadline for abstracts for June’s student epidemiology… https://t.co/G2tVPqqT7h Sun Feb 11 14:59:31 +0000 2018
  • https://t.co/usDhF1KPYL Sun Feb 11 03:39:03 +0000 2018
  • https://t.co/NHHGGRMfKq Sun Feb 11 03:38:36 +0000 2018
  • https://t.co/djqR2iRfWU Sun Feb 11 03:37:38 +0000 2018
  • https://t.co/gQToG5eWMA Sun Feb 11 03:37:20 +0000 2018
  • Sleeping alone raises my heart rate… or it’s the NyQuil https://t.co/cR4365PmI8 Sun Feb 11 03:36:08 +0000 2018
  • “Nothing is boring. If you’re bored, it means you are boring.” -Camille Paglia Sat Feb 10 23:00:43 +0000 2018
  • Hey PBF News thanks for the follow! Sat Feb 10 22:41:16 +0000 2018
  • Richard Painter looks like he’s doing a George W Bush impression Sat Feb 10 20:43:30 +0000 2018
  • Hey Asteroid Day ☄ thanks for the follow! Sat Feb 10 20:41:26 +0000 2018
  • I liked a @YouTube video https://t.co/dt3eEtFKDz The Real Patrick Brown Scandal Sat Feb 10 19:23:54 +0000 2018
  • RT @elonmusk: Last pic of Starman in Roadster on its journey to Mars orbit and then the Asteroid Belt https://t.co/IWSjRyTr8V Sat Feb 10 18:04:16 +0000 2018
  • What I learned today: solo synchronized swimming is a real thing. Whaaaaa? Sat Feb 10 17:47:48 +0000 2018
  • Is the dik-dik the prettiest mammal in the world? https://t.co/KM0Zjf3IIW Sat Feb 10 16:36:52 +0000 2018
  • “croquet might lead to the moral decline of American women” https://t.co/bAPyuSn9nE Sat Feb 10 15:35:46 +0000 2018
  • What I learned today: wealthy landowners used to pay hermits to live in tiny houses on their property. In fact, som… https://t.co/e4DQ52i09h Sat Feb 10 15:18:27 +0000 2018
  • Are Enlightenment values under assault my modern extremists at both ends of the political spectrum? @sapinker think… https://t.co/SEx6fBTqNe Fri Feb 09 23:31:24 +0000 2018
  • Tallest man in the world tours the pyramids with the shortest women in the world. Be honest, you’re also wondering… https://t.co/RFP9MRNrgb Fri Feb 09 23:28:57 +0000 2018
  • “Mediocre people tell us not to work hard but work smart. Of course, try to work smart but, except if you were a fo… https://t.co/SZk4hkmCtN Fri Feb 09 23:11:25 +0000 2018
  • #Starman https://t.co/ST0oqqJm2O Fri Feb 09 22:15:01 +0000 2018
  • Research Associate, Institute for the Study of International Development, McGill University https://t.co/hb8iTiDz2X Fri Feb 09 21:05:23 +0000 2018
  • I’ll be watching to see which political parties come out in opposition to a degree in fake science https://t.co/weY7r9sOaS Fri Feb 09 19:11:18 +0000 2018
  • Someone added: “Mows your lawn, cares for your children, takes out your garbage, does your laundry, cooks for you,… https://t.co/Fy4lvGAj7i Fri Feb 09 15:44:30 +0000 2018
  • The worm turns… https://t.co/LDeDi6wuAO Fri Feb 09 15:39:46 +0000 2018
  • “In ‘Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous’ every week Robin Leach would take some rich person’s ass and stick your fac… https://t.co/JDXRI108Rm Fri Feb 09 14:14:36 +0000 2018
  • .@brittharr2 https://t.co/iY9DUhvHsi Fri Feb 09 13:44:53 +0000 2018
  • https://t.co/THZ26qmd2t Fri Feb 09 13:44:12 +0000 2018
  • I’m totally pro biotic. I don’t get these anti biotic people. Fri Feb 09 13:42:24 +0000 2018
  • “Help me, Janice!” https://t.co/5Po1zLfYLD Fri Feb 09 13:10:38 +0000 2018
  • Unhappiness is when the big jar of tomato juice in the fridge you just sipped from turns out to be hot sauce. Thu Feb 08 21:50:42 +0000 2018
  • In Defence of Space https://t.co/4SOmpHJq8o https://t.co/bL83jp5opA Thu Feb 08 21:03:36 +0000 2018
  • https://t.co/nxCbuENmDZ Thu Feb 08 19:31:44 +0000 2018
  • https://t.co/ziduvOf8E3 Thu Feb 08 19:16:35 +0000 2018
  • Why is my mouse sticky? #fb Thu Feb 08 19:10:30 +0000 2018
  • @RedParrots 😮 Thu Feb 08 13:30:19 +0000 2018
  • @calix it’s an excuse to drink scotch at all hours Thu Feb 08 13:13:14 +0000 2018
  • I see all these tweets about a “transmountain pipeline” and I wonder: what did the mountain consider itself before it transitioned? Thu Feb 08 12:53:58 +0000 2018
  • mind=blown #FalconHeavyLaunch #FalconHeavy #SpaceX #Starman https://t.co/KnBmemEV9z Thu Feb 08 12:49:25 +0000 2018
  • In case you didn’t already hate your life https://t.co/3o2QagYuN2 Thu Feb 08 12:47:57 +0000 2018
  • https://t.co/Hy5wNAeoK6 Thu Feb 08 12:45:50 +0000 2018
  • Was tweeting how my illness means I must skip my morning walk, but autocorrect changed it to “morning wank”, and I… https://t.co/Wug3c9Bb94 Thu Feb 08 12:39:32 +0000 2018
  • Just arrived from one of my dearest old friends @RedParrots https://t.co/lpIlFOCKa0 Thu Feb 08 05:25:27 +0000 2018
  • Sick to my stomach. Coming down with nasty cold. Waiting for 9:pm flight to Ottawa so I can catch a couple hours sl… https://t.co/zXIp2eBzMt Thu Feb 08 02:23:44 +0000 2018
  • “Richard Pryor and Marlon Brando Slept Together.” I need to sit down and process this one. (Which is what Pryor sa… https://t.co/8mSg1F5G5C Thu Feb 08 02:07:28 +0000 2018
  • Did I just see @RomeshRanga at the Toronto Island Airport? Or do all we brown guys look alike… even to other brown guys? Thu Feb 08 02:02:19 +0000 2018
  • https://t.co/lF03E38rsd Thu Feb 08 01:46:42 +0000 2018
  • A Guyana vacation site? Whaaaa? https://t.co/yTd1Zp8PZw Wed Feb 07 18:28:15 +0000 2018
  • Millennials are out-reading older generations? Maybe if they’re counting comic books.. https://t.co/72GvP3EGgP Wed Feb 07 15:36:39 +0000 2018
  • Several of our profs have the “no questions during exams” policy. I will start doing the same from now on. https://t.co/3eyEvE8pMm Wed Feb 07 14:56:39 +0000 2018
  • #CheddarMan was one handsome dude Wed Feb 07 14:18:03 +0000 2018
  • Steve Paikin responds. https://t.co/UQCUFfPUnn Wed Feb 07 02:23:45 +0000 2018
  • Triumph of the nerds #FalconHeavy #FalconHeavyLaunch #SpaceX https://t.co/2bZwfi1ay5 Wed Feb 07 02:05:51 +0000 2018
  • https://t.co/CJhmI4U1zH Wed Feb 07 01:22:38 +0000 2018
  • Know what’s disconcerting? Being home alone on the couch, working. Then suddenly there’s a tap on my shoulder! Whaaaa? It’s the dog. Tue Feb 06 22:47:53 +0000 2018
  • Here’s a plug for the MSc. in Health Systems offered by our Business school: WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 7, 2018, 12:00 P.… https://t.co/u9X7xghYbY Tue Feb 06 22:25:07 +0000 2018
  • Just saw the archetypal douchebag millennial: skinny jeans, ill-fitting ironic suit jacket, manicured beard, glued… https://t.co/Z0YJxpT6In Tue Feb 06 15:36:27 +0000 2018
  • It may be true that the Dow is an invalid indicator of economic strength. But tell that to my plummeting index fund… https://t.co/4TXAvgmINr Tue Feb 06 15:30:15 +0000 2018
  • “number 2: just because it happened to you doesn’t make it interesting.” https://t.co/kouYOgDz1H Tue Feb 06 15:22:48 +0000 2018
  • one person followed me and 4 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Tue Feb 06 15:08:46 +0000 2018
  • On Feb 7 of this year, the Berlin wall will have been gone the same amount of time that it stood. Tue Feb 06 04:07:16 +0000 2018
  • “In times of extremes, extremists win.” -Margaret Atwood Mon Feb 05 20:46:43 +0000 2018
  • Welcome to the era of the new puritanism, where outrage culture and virtue signalling have turned over the public d… https://t.co/BSw3mg0plb Mon Feb 05 20:40:30 +0000 2018
  • The Machiavellian Politics of Postmodernism https://t.co/fXiT9IOiLB Mon Feb 05 20:38:01 +0000 2018
  • Hey Zbys Les thanks for the follow! Mon Feb 05 14:29:16 +0000 2018
  • opportunity: Researcher in Global Burden of Disease at University of Oxford https://t.co/cCN94JtKiw Mon Feb 05 14:20:01 +0000 2018
  • My uber driver this morning was trying to convince me that Iceland is paying men to marry Icelandic women and settl… https://t.co/KsAUBpRanv Mon Feb 05 14:17:34 +0000 2018
  • If someone wants to talk to me about the Superbowl today, I’m just going to assume they mean this https://t.co/DITJNEuuTO Mon Feb 05 14:16:19 +0000 2018
  • It’s 9:AM and already two strangers have attempted to talk to me about the Superbowl. I appreciate the attempts at… https://t.co/tgqezM8tbG Mon Feb 05 14:14:41 +0000 2018
  • @Robertvharrison but… but… but… I *like* bananas! Mon Feb 05 14:13:39 +0000 2018
  • Today Uber charged $62 for a ride to the airport that usually costs $25. Uhhh…. WHAT? https://t.co/NQVZVIU9pE Mon Feb 05 14:11:23 +0000 2018
  • “Excuse me, sir. You’ve been randomly selected for additional security screening.” Ten minutes later… “Excuse me,… https://t.co/wpz6OEzZjh Mon Feb 05 14:07:09 +0000 2018
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  • I verbally asked my Google assistant to play a video showing Steven Seagal demonstrating Sambo (Russian wrestling).… https://t.co/OHnyyhdEkc Mon Feb 05 01:22:26 +0000 2018
  • Normal men are watching the Superbowl. Me, I’m watching gay Israeli philosophers debate sentience and metaphysics. Mon Feb 05 01:09:51 +0000 2018
  • RT @GilesPink: Whenever I log onto Twitter dot com https://t.co/pIDpqTeY1m Mon Feb 05 01:05:27 +0000 2018
  • @RedParrots Blood tests Mon Feb 05 01:00:01 +0000 2018
  • Wow. Google is a mess. https://t.co/BeUJdMjb0O Mon Feb 05 00:58:26 +0000 2018
  • .@DavidBilbert https://t.co/GSpOpUuKec Mon Feb 05 00:12:52 +0000 2018
  • What sorcery is this? https://t.co/APnTy9C41C Sun Feb 04 23:41:14 +0000 2018
  • How many ways can I tell my online class that all the quizzes and exams will be online? How can I stop this questio… https://t.co/FrtcJZPuap Sun Feb 04 20:21:41 +0000 2018
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  • Hey Pablo Rodas-Martini thanks for the follow! Sun Feb 04 16:00:39 +0000 2018
  • RT @sleuthmedia: @hansoleaux @LarryHarrisJr Reminds me of Dave Chapelle quote “You were in on the heist, you just didn’t like your cut” Sun Feb 04 14:21:18 +0000 2018
  • RT @_ElizabethMay: i’m going to need a hell of a lot more context than this caption provides https://t.co/NK5QzXRMS4 Sun Feb 04 14:18:52 +0000 2018
  • RT @meganamram: By the time he was my age, Lee Harvey Oswald had already shot a PRESIDENT. i haven’t even shot a normal person Sun Feb 04 14:17:15 +0000 2018
  • Man, that Frum-Mooch fracas on Real Time was entertaining #fb Sun Feb 04 07:20:53 +0000 2018
  • If you close your eyes, Joe Martinez sounds like Michael Buffer #UFCBelem Sun Feb 04 05:19:41 +0000 2018
  • RT @jenashtep: this production of Wicked sucks https://t.co/do7jUYWtvw Sun Feb 04 03:38:01 +0000 2018
  • RT @BretWeinstein: High heels are like a form of temporary footbinding. It’s amazing they even still exist. How is freedom from hobbling fo… Sun Feb 04 03:36:47 +0000 2018
  • RT @Evolutionistrue: The sad tale of Nigel the gannet, lured to an island by biologists hoping to start a new colony by putting up concrete… Sun Feb 04 00:54:47 +0000 2018
  • Student Health Promoter needed at Huron County Health Unit in Goderich, ON https://t.co/PQDklfNwDB Sat Feb 03 22:12:56 +0000 2018
  • 10 people followed me and 3 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Sat Feb 03 17:57:38 +0000 2018
  • You know what’s an underrated movie? Cowboys & Aliens. Sat Feb 03 17:51:17 +0000 2018
  • Here’s a bad combination: a back injury and a high fibre diet. Sat Feb 03 15:27:39 +0000 2018
  • Grad student comes into my office: “We need to talk about dogs versus cats.” I was excited and perplexed until I re… https://t.co/nXGVlPsX5b Fri Feb 02 20:33:52 +0000 2018
  • RT @Philip_Ellis: When you order something online vs. when it arrives https://t.co/InOhuN1V6E Fri Feb 02 16:34:47 +0000 2018
  • Hey Erica Vine thanks for the follow! Fri Feb 02 14:40:12 +0000 2018
  • I was looking for respectable and reliable Orangutan conservation charities. I found this list https://t.co/oA6LxJ9Z3k Fri Feb 02 14:26:58 +0000 2018
  • “Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.” – Voltaire Fri Feb 02 12:51:22 +0000 2018
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  • Research Associate position in Toronto for social sciences graduate https://t.co/rRzOyx3R72 Fri Feb 02 01:12:56 +0000 2018
  • .@RedParrots ST:NG written by predictive text https://t.co/01826IVvRi https://t.co/BqVHEUdVag Fri Feb 02 00:59:19 +0000 2018
  • Black Lightning: First Thoughts https://t.co/ikkYcZodhk https://t.co/6ZoGuDi8Gg Thu Feb 01 23:40:00 +0000 2018
  • I liked a @YouTube video https://t.co/nBsOXmHOhj Taking down a tent and fitting it back in the bag Thu Feb 01 23:29:39 +0000 2018
  • Dear Bridgehead, whoever told you it was a good idea to put jalapeño peppers in your scones needs to be ignored at… https://t.co/KPDiMNhiuT Thu Feb 01 18:46:02 +0000 2018
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  • “Ottawa” is an old Ojibwa word meaning “incapable of driving when it snows even a little bit” #fb Thu Feb 01 01:43:19 +0000 2018