Twitter Tweets from 1-1-19 to 1-31-19


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Archived Twitter tweets from 2019-01-01 to 2019-01-31, courtesy of the Twime Machine:

  • Hey Horizons thanks for the follow! Thu Jan 31 20:41:32 +0000 2019
  • So Family Guy is 20 years old. I’m so old that it feels like it just premiered. Thu Jan 31 20:36:11 +0000 2019
  • this is how cold it is https://t.co/UBLB7aG3IV Thu Jan 31 20:13:42 +0000 2019
  • @Leniloo92 @TheDailyShow @ronnychieng with a few more dick jokes thrown in for good measure Thu Jan 31 18:37:57 +0000 2019
  • The 11th Annual Canadian Science Policy Conference (CSPC 2019) is now searching for volunteers who are interested i… https://t.co/2QekPCduRu Thu Jan 31 16:27:42 +0000 2019
  • @Robertvharrison The irony of our supposedly equitable times Thu Jan 31 15:51:54 +0000 2019
  • “Don’t try to fix it. I just need you to listen.” Every man has heard these words. And they are the law of the land… https://t.co/C1kjkd9jsE Thu Jan 31 14:20:21 +0000 2019
  • “If a man says something in the forest and no woman is there to hear him, is he still wrong?” Thu Jan 31 14:19:49 +0000 2019
  • Welcome to the horrible freedom of adulthood, kid. https://t.co/eptfC3T2xt Thu Jan 31 13:35:28 +0000 2019
  • Took the dog out to do his business in the wee hours of this frigid morning. As we both shivered, I looked up and s… https://t.co/k0xMKnl1yw Thu Jan 31 13:08:49 +0000 2019
  • @krazykaaaay Shhh! No one wants to hear common sense! Thu Jan 31 12:27:48 +0000 2019
  • Hey Sheldon thanks for the follow! Thu Jan 31 03:26:32 +0000 2019
  • @krazykaaaay it seems to have triggered some people Thu Jan 31 00:12:06 +0000 2019
  • Sorry, keto kids…. https://t.co/pJbGEMhm5q Wed Jan 30 22:39:40 +0000 2019
  • Sometimes I envy the dog. And then I remember he has no balls. Wed Jan 30 22:22:17 +0000 2019
  • RT @GainKnowIedge: Jerk. https://t.co/zJUzorhhWk Wed Jan 30 22:13:59 +0000 2019
  • @ericsquair Makes me want to open the “Baroque Obama School of Public Policy” Wed Jan 30 22:11:26 +0000 2019
  • Latest blog post: “The Best Ice Breaker is a Dick Joke” https://t.co/tyFSJ3OiiL Wed Jan 30 22:04:11 +0000 2019
  • A date with a psychology student a decade ago went sour because she refused to accept that this would be possible o… https://t.co/P97tuz4JCl Wed Jan 30 16:18:59 +0000 2019
  • Has the worst of PC culture now infected professional FIGHTING? In a sport where men will batter each other with th… https://t.co/S11HvNrQnd Wed Jan 30 16:16:37 +0000 2019
  • I’ll be giving advice on the career panel of the Dallai Lana School of Public Health at the University of Toronto o… https://t.co/ghCJasFt3O Wed Jan 30 15:54:48 +0000 2019
  • I’ll be on the panel for career day at @UofT_dlsph on Feb 13: https://t.co/1yjjZQguul Wed Jan 30 15:52:50 +0000 2019
  • @RedParrots @DogulusPrime cold weather slows/impedes defecation and hurries urination, not the reverse. So it’s a m… https://t.co/usPumbZUnQ Wed Jan 30 13:15:58 +0000 2019
  • @RedParrots @DogulusPrime yes but do their bowels know? The house temperature has no bearing on how fast I get *my* business done. Wed Jan 30 13:08:17 +0000 2019
  • Happiness is when it’s -30C outside, and the dog decides to poop *immediately* then come inside. No messing about, @DogulusPrime Wed Jan 30 13:04:18 +0000 2019
  • This is nightmare stuff ⚡️ “Woman rescued after being trapped in an elevator for three days” https://t.co/NYs605TDHq Wed Jan 30 00:24:48 +0000 2019
  • showtime goat kick! https://t.co/g61m6jjQOz Wed Jan 30 00:17:18 +0000 2019
  • Hey Antonio Paris thanks for the follow! Wed Jan 30 00:11:18 +0000 2019
  • Journalist gives up Google for 3 weeks. Harder than it sounds. https://t.co/19H5IKqMZO Wed Jan 30 00:05:29 +0000 2019
  • You know how a big shot journal commissioned you to write a paper, you write it, then the reviewers come back askin… https://t.co/BKeQI8GT5N Tue Jan 29 23:34:11 +0000 2019
  • Hey John Dunn thanks for the follow! Tue Jan 29 23:16:11 +0000 2019
  • @opalsoap yeah I live for this stuff. Say what you want about Elon, but he has thought a lot of this through. This… https://t.co/0vmBmagnL6 Tue Jan 29 22:32:56 +0000 2019
  • Hey Les Yonemoto, MD MBA thanks for the follow! Tue Jan 29 22:26:19 +0000 2019
  • I always enjoy @sapinker ‘s spirited defence of science https://t.co/zbLDBjg7NX Tue Jan 29 21:57:21 +0000 2019
  • RT @MarizGabra: @deonandan I posted this on my Instagram but I thought you’d enjoy it. My doggo refuses 😂 https://t.co/uKbQqjWNcj Tue Jan 29 21:04:57 +0000 2019
  • @MarizGabra Yep. Just had that exact experience. Poor little dudes. Tue Jan 29 21:04:47 +0000 2019
  • The worst part about enormous snowfalls and deep cold spells is that the dog still has to go outside to do his business! Tue Jan 29 19:21:03 +0000 2019
  • Much deserved. I worked closely with Peter during my time at CHEO, and we co-authored some papers together. He’s a… https://t.co/z08PtFCSmx Tue Jan 29 19:00:54 +0000 2019
  • Paying top dollar for an expensive University President does NOT result in increased fundraising? What? I’m shocked… https://t.co/ggmIk30rgI Tue Jan 29 16:19:40 +0000 2019
  • Hey Epidemiology 2019 thanks for the follow! Tue Jan 29 13:21:05 +0000 2019
  • 5 people followed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Tue Jan 29 09:55:51 +0000 2019
  • Hey Scott Lund thanks for the follow! Mon Jan 28 13:12:12 +0000 2019
  • Hey High AF thanks for the follow! Mon Jan 28 08:12:19 +0000 2019
  • Hey Bob Pickard thanks for the follow! Sun Jan 27 22:57:14 +0000 2019
  • @PainDetective Well no one complained. I’ll take that as a win. Sun Jan 27 20:02:29 +0000 2019
  • Thanks to @UOHS_CSUO for inviting me to speak yesterday https://t.co/6OkmO3hwMO Sun Jan 27 15:01:11 +0000 2019
  • @subfornicalorg business inn in ottawa!! Sun Jan 27 13:13:27 +0000 2019
  • SWAT team is still going door to door in the hotel. I can hear them. Sun Jan 27 06:34:53 +0000 2019
  • @ottawanag “Dear Penthouse Forum, I never thought it would happen to me, but….” Sun Jan 27 06:15:59 +0000 2019
  • @RobsonMackie apparently there were reports of gunfire in the building. i heard nothing. Sun Jan 27 06:11:57 +0000 2019
  • You know when you go to bed in your hotel room and are awakened by a loud knock on your door at 1;AM that you think… https://t.co/QI3yCxwW99 Sun Jan 27 06:00:26 +0000 2019
  • @opalsoap um, this is my custom tailored suit jacket, suitable for presentations at the royal court or random undergrad lectures Sat Jan 26 20:57:07 +0000 2019
  • @opalsoap https://t.co/5XNFLxgsAA Sat Jan 26 19:51:32 +0000 2019
  • You know how you’re the keynote speaker at a conference and you arrive early for your talk… And discover you’re i… https://t.co/wRRPifo2jq Sat Jan 26 18:19:07 +0000 2019
  • Hey Mary-Ann Harrison thanks for the follow! Sat Jan 26 15:12:10 +0000 2019
  • 2 people followed me and one person unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Sat Jan 26 11:34:14 +0000 2019
  • Hey istockhistory thanks for the follow! Sat Jan 26 00:14:14 +0000 2019
  • @opalsoap Hey I never said I *earned* my title Fri Jan 25 23:04:14 +0000 2019
  • AMSA Global Health Scholarship https://t.co/s6ZqSEUv4v Fri Jan 25 22:35:51 +0000 2019
  • The European Young Leaders in Global Health Fellowship https://t.co/boozovtB6Y Fri Jan 25 22:35:34 +0000 2019
  • CFHI Thomas Hall Scholars Program in global health https://t.co/7VqbMToR63 Fri Jan 25 22:35:18 +0000 2019
  • @opalsoap “That is a very compelling and impressive document…. M’LORD.” Fri Jan 25 22:17:36 +0000 2019
  • RT @TheTweetOfGod: Atheists who mock Me as “your imaginary friend” are wrong. I’m not your friend. Fri Jan 25 20:05:46 +0000 2019
  • When did “cliché” become an adjective? It’s a noun. “Clichéd” is the adjective form. Fri Jan 25 19:14:13 +0000 2019
  • @opalsoap No, I’m actually a Lord https://t.co/NrlK7toyr1 Fri Jan 25 18:22:32 +0000 2019
  • @krazykaaaay I’m on a train to ottawa. I’m on sabbatical this year and spending it with GF in Hamilton, but still h… https://t.co/m8MGZHZYvX Fri Jan 25 14:33:32 +0000 2019
  • @krazykaaaay Another reason I got off Facebook. I probably couldn’t post this without triggering some backlash, anger and accusations. Fri Jan 25 11:36:10 +0000 2019
  • @opalsoap My students call me “M’Lord” Fri Jan 25 10:25:25 +0000 2019
  • “Dark humour is like food. Not everyone gets it.” – reddit Fri Jan 25 10:22:26 +0000 2019
  • Probably the only thing you need to read about the #CovingtonBoys story https://t.co/Tb7aE38y2f Fri Jan 25 06:28:13 +0000 2019
  • Anas Abdin is suing CBS for plagiarizing Star Trek. You go, Anas! https://t.co/oMDL4Ciptv Fri Jan 25 04:45:24 +0000 2019
  • I liked a @YouTube video https://t.co/vAqi9bCOmn The Golden Ratio (why it is so irrational) – Numberphile Fri Jan 25 04:12:08 +0000 2019
  • I liked a @YouTube video https://t.co/Hh6pIsaX7G The Return of the Legend of Question Six – Numberphile Fri Jan 25 03:58:09 +0000 2019
  • Had to leave @DogulusPrime in Hamilton to travel to Ottawa to give a lecture. Seems he’s still looking for me out… https://t.co/0YheJcMaeX Fri Jan 25 02:24:00 +0000 2019
  • @Robertvharrison It’s open access. They want my money. They will choose to publish. Thu Jan 24 12:55:03 +0000 2019
  • @BenjaminABoyce THANK YOU! I need to show this to my GF. Thu Jan 24 04:28:55 +0000 2019
  • .@BarrettWilson6 argues that @StarTrek was always classically liberal, and not necessarily intersectional. I think… https://t.co/aqwY9jRdhJ Thu Jan 24 04:21:42 +0000 2019
  • “Mr. Worf, villains who twirl their moustaches are easy to spot. Those who clothe themselves in good deeds are well… https://t.co/KDGFXkCgkY Thu Jan 24 04:02:17 +0000 2019
  • 3 out of 4 peer reviewers of my 10,000 word paper: publish as is. The 4th reviewer? Wants me to change the premise… https://t.co/uEPsUGS09N Thu Jan 24 03:36:55 +0000 2019
  • @ericsquair I’m just shocked that Keynes was gettin’ some. Thu Jan 24 03:32:54 +0000 2019
  • @DogulusPrime Shut up, dog. Wed Jan 23 18:25:20 +0000 2019
  • Hey Sheridan Parker thanks for the follow! Wed Jan 23 18:19:16 +0000 2019
  • I never get tired of watching my adorable dog sleep @DogulusPrime https://t.co/Ugt5ZsDZZz Wed Jan 23 13:50:18 +0000 2019
  • 3 people followed me and one person unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Wed Jan 23 11:48:55 +0000 2019
  • Hey Epidemiology Meet 2019 thanks for the follow! Wed Jan 23 04:09:19 +0000 2019
  • This is an old quote. But it’s worth thinking about, even I know it will *trigger* some of you for one reason or an… https://t.co/ul2HNUjF7g Tue Jan 22 20:37:56 +0000 2019
  • I’ll be 52 this year. Looking back on my life, I’m having all of these sudden realizations…. https://t.co/ndTgfZtv8B Tue Jan 22 20:35:01 +0000 2019
  • Wow, an award for the BEST HEALTH POLICY PAPER of the year. Nominate someone! https://t.co/HIQPdilR0K Tue Jan 22 20:18:44 +0000 2019
  • You know, the #Oscars are an internal industry awards function. I have never understood why any of us not *in* that industry cares about it. Tue Jan 22 15:47:32 +0000 2019
  • Every day of the 21st century confirms that Orwell was a prophet. And I’m not talking about what you probably think I’m talking about. Tue Jan 22 15:46:31 +0000 2019
  • @Robertvharrison Here’s what I do: fill up on beans and peppers: lots of fibre and volume, not a lot of calories. A… https://t.co/cjIBDxk4st Tue Jan 22 15:41:02 +0000 2019
  • @Robertvharrison As you know, Sherlock is on a diet, too. I fill him up now on LETTUCE. He thinks it’s a treat, fil… https://t.co/meSZvq3pOK Tue Jan 22 15:35:18 +0000 2019
  • @ericsquair And hope the critters don’t steal it Tue Jan 22 02:15:24 +0000 2019
  • Hey Don Haram thanks for the follow! Tue Jan 22 01:42:20 +0000 2019
  • @ericsquair I often think of the same thing Tue Jan 22 01:39:03 +0000 2019
  • Holed up indoors during this deep cold spell. Nothing to do but stare outside with @DogulusPrime https://t.co/v42rq15z5H Tue Jan 22 00:19:02 +0000 2019
  • What the ever loving frack is this shit? Morality clauses in publishing contracts? Ho is this not the new maoism? https://t.co/BuE814eV0m Mon Jan 21 23:56:40 +0000 2019
  • This is a great thread. I miss the days of “looking it up”. https://t.co/hotAYOzcg6 Mon Jan 21 23:56:35 +0000 2019
  • Whoohoo! My intersectionality score is 47. Moy people are “more privileged” than me. Which is bullshit because I ea… https://t.co/3jYNMVIlYq Mon Jan 21 23:56:30 +0000 2019
  • .@DogulusPrime https://t.co/0FhLnXubnd Mon Jan 21 23:54:11 +0000 2019
  • @opalsoap I crept my own glorious online history. You’re part of *MY* story :p Mon Jan 21 23:52:37 +0000 2019
  • @opalsoap A-HA! https://t.co/dpxWApgVIB Mon Jan 21 23:50:13 +0000 2019
  • I don’t know what to do with this photo. But I don’t want to lose it. So I am tweeting it for safe keeping. https://t.co/FInUU4IbuK Mon Jan 21 23:22:56 +0000 2019
  • Found this old book. No comment. Just putting it…. aside. https://t.co/9YAP3A352S Mon Jan 21 23:22:16 +0000 2019
  • RT @paulgallipeau: This Guy Won’t Stop Photoshopping Himself Into Kendall Jenner’s Photos And It Makes Them 10 Times Better https://t.co/b4… Mon Jan 21 23:13:12 +0000 2019
  • RT @walruswhisperer: There are only 2 walruses still alive at Marineland. Apollo and Smooshi. We gotta get them out of there! #SaveSmooshi… Mon Jan 21 23:12:45 +0000 2019
  • I want to move to a English countryside village where every week there is a garden party and a murder, and everyone… https://t.co/l7iB2CVWxE Mon Jan 21 22:46:55 +0000 2019
  • Hey Paul John James thanks for the follow! Mon Jan 21 22:12:31 +0000 2019
  • @mattstaggs ha! I don’t give a shit about that. But it’s very kind of you. Mon Jan 21 22:07:35 +0000 2019
  • Generation X is tired of your sense of entitlement. Generation X also graduated during a recession. It had even shi… https://t.co/uXVW6VoeFR Mon Jan 21 21:56:55 +0000 2019
  • #Brexit https://t.co/ZwhnsyzrZ7 Mon Jan 21 20:42:24 +0000 2019
  • Generation X is the generation that put up with shit, got other shit done, and never whined about it. For every boo… https://t.co/shq4Ef8yuw Mon Jan 21 20:40:49 +0000 2019
  • “I met U2 once, and I stood very close to The Edge.” -Jo Brand Mon Jan 21 19:38:38 +0000 2019
  • WTF? Is this real? https://t.co/cepnDhfFMa Mon Jan 21 16:54:54 +0000 2019
  • Dear Twitter people. I don’t care how righteous your cause. Don’t doxx people. Don’t harass people’s families. Don’… https://t.co/89kw3q5Tk9 Mon Jan 21 16:10:02 +0000 2019
  • Epidemiologist position with Public Health Ontario in Toronto https://t.co/9Ep5paJtZj Mon Jan 21 14:53:30 +0000 2019
  • @Robertvharrison I hear you’re on a diet now! Good job! Mon Jan 21 14:50:31 +0000 2019
  • RT @DoodleNessa: This is Macie. Macie sees it’s snowing. Macie doesn’t go around telling everyone because Macie knows people have windows.… Mon Jan 21 01:07:14 +0000 2019
  • @DavidBilbert Soon there will be a school of me. Sun Jan 20 20:33:37 +0000 2019
  • surely this was written my JK Rowling https://t.co/miQq7OGuWm Sun Jan 20 19:34:02 +0000 2019
  • one person followed me and one person unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Sun Jan 20 11:02:21 +0000 2019
  • RT @Unclecreepymma: Hey @espn @ufc … please stop with the foot ball guys as broad casters for Mma. We would like people who know their sh… Sun Jan 20 06:46:04 +0000 2019
  • Just ordered “Breaking The Chains of Gravity” by @astVintageSpace. Perhaps I’ll review it when I’m done.… https://t.co/FvFmvqsFcY Sun Jan 20 06:44:35 +0000 2019
  • @persephone247 Frank Mir agrees with us. That’s good enough for me! Sun Jan 20 06:38:29 +0000 2019
  • @persephone247 Honestly I wanted and expected TJ to win because his annoyingness is more tolerable than Cejudo’s an… https://t.co/STJvnFTFDP Sun Jan 20 06:27:38 +0000 2019
  • As soon as my Canadian #UFCBrooklyn broadcast on TSN was over, it switched to figure skating. GAAHHH!!!!! Sun Jan 20 05:33:44 +0000 2019
  • I’m not a Cejudo fan. My consolation prize is that he looks ridiculous in that ridiculous belt. #UFCBrooklyn Sun Jan 20 05:26:29 +0000 2019
  • I was THIS CLOSE to putting money on Dillashaw #UFCBrooklyn Sun Jan 20 05:24:51 +0000 2019
  • Um….. holy shit. #UFCBrooklyn Sun Jan 20 05:22:32 +0000 2019
  • Why are people complaining that that was a co-main event? I found it very entertaining, #UFCBrooklyn Sun Jan 20 05:07:49 +0000 2019
  • For what it’s worth, I think Crowder was getting his second wind and was about to win by KO! And that would have be… https://t.co/1Ps9LIM166 Sun Jan 20 05:06:55 +0000 2019
  • Jokes aside, hope Crowder is okay. That shit is DANGEROUS. #UFCBrooklyn Sun Jan 20 05:04:32 +0000 2019
  • Greg Hardy does something ILLEGAL? I’m shocked, sir. Shocked, I say! #UFCBrooklyn Sun Jan 20 05:03:03 +0000 2019
  • Is “dadbod” a prerequisite for being a UFC heavyweight? #ufcbrooklyn Sun Jan 20 05:01:14 +0000 2019
  • that was the first superman punch I’ve seen since 2008 #ufcbrooklyn Sun Jan 20 05:00:23 +0000 2019
  • When DC says “side control” I swear he’s saying “psychotrope” #UFCBrooklyn Sun Jan 20 04:56:35 +0000 2019
  • Well Greg Hardy looks like a thoughtful pleasant lad #not #UFCBrooklyn Sun Jan 20 04:49:59 +0000 2019
  • RT @Spyder_Webb: #OnThisDay 19 January 2006 #NewHorizons was launched atop an #AtlasV551 rocket from #CapeCanaveral @NewHorizons2015 flew… Sun Jan 20 04:46:28 +0000 2019
  • Gregor DOES NOT BLINK. Does no one else see it? #UFCBrooklyn Sun Jan 20 04:42:36 +0000 2019
  • One day I will try to explain to Millennials that prior to 1990, only merchant seamen, inmates, bikers, and Amazoni… https://t.co/o0VVU30F6w Sun Jan 20 04:35:44 +0000 2019
  • Hawaii’s union jack must confuse a lot of Americans #UFCBrooklyn Sun Jan 20 04:28:18 +0000 2019
  • How is this not Gregor Gillespie? #UFCBrooklyn https://t.co/YtAudRfCSI Sun Jan 20 04:27:10 +0000 2019
  • Gregor Gillespie doesn’t blink. It’s creepy. #UFCBrooklyn Sun Jan 20 04:26:20 +0000 2019
  • Hey is Yancy Medeiros walking out to @TheNotoriousMMA ‘s music??? #UFCBrooklyn Sun Jan 20 04:24:44 +0000 2019
  • The only other Yancy I’d heard of was the brother of Philip J Fry #UFCBrooklyn https://t.co/7gpnN4xMyq Sun Jan 20 04:24:06 +0000 2019
  • Didn’t people used to say that wrestling was boring? Well that match wasn’t! #ufcbrooklyn Sun Jan 20 04:17:29 +0000 2019
  • I worship at the tempeh of seitan. Sun Jan 20 03:26:23 +0000 2019
  • RT @SlenderSherbet: “SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER” https://t.co/4B1QxDzo5c Sun Jan 20 03:24:03 +0000 2019
  • RT @lic_grajales: https://t.co/CSoEO7qPM1 Sun Jan 20 03:23:09 +0000 2019
  • Why is Twitter recommending that I follow Justin Bieber? What did I do to deserve this? Sun Jan 20 03:22:11 +0000 2019
  • @TheFightGeekMMA He’ll feel it in about 5 years. Then it won’t be pretty. Sun Jan 20 03:18:13 +0000 2019
  • Everytime someone says “Glover” I think of this guy #ufcbrooklyn https://t.co/6Q23iUsFI3 Sun Jan 20 03:17:14 +0000 2019
  • @TheFightGeekMMA was wondering the same thing Sun Jan 20 03:16:07 +0000 2019
  • All these years later and I still can’t over a guy with an Italian surname who calls himself “Cowboy” #UFCBrooklyn Sun Jan 20 02:51:54 +0000 2019
  • Henry Cejudo arrives at #UFCBrooklyn alongside the lead singer from the Buggles https://t.co/KKjXpegPAk Sun Jan 20 02:34:42 +0000 2019
  • RT @bucketcapacity: WhAt’S ThE MaTtEr ThEy’Re JuSt StAnDiNg ThErE #MAGA #CovingtonCatholic https://t.co/RjaUnJHvDp Sun Jan 20 00:36:36 +0000 2019
  • Political divisions aside, the #CovingtonCatholic altercation just provides more evidence of our need to instill mo… https://t.co/uYV40ccuLa Sun Jan 20 00:33:51 +0000 2019
  • Did a Google image search for 60s beauty queen Lola Albright. Google gave me Madeleine Albright instead. Well that… https://t.co/v2M2G03I2U Sat Jan 19 23:36:39 +0000 2019
  • Nooooo https://t.co/6wWWMaApGT Sat Jan 19 19:05:37 +0000 2019
  • RT @ThomasSowell: “Insulating people from reality produces unrealistic people. It doesn’t matter whether they are welfare recipients, spoil… Sat Jan 19 18:16:23 +0000 2019
  • Hey The Zeppelin Curse thanks for the follow! Sat Jan 19 06:21:02 +0000 2019
  • Get the fuck out. @DogulusPrime https://t.co/UTn6Q7eSJU Fri Jan 18 23:44:22 +0000 2019
  • Possibly the best BREXIT protest sign https://t.co/r4arisjvbU Fri Jan 18 18:12:14 +0000 2019
  • Just made an excellent FAST lentil soup: can of lentils, chopped tomato, teaspoon curry powder, salt, black pepper,… https://t.co/bpwamuII2o Fri Jan 18 18:11:21 +0000 2019
  • The weirdest thing about being vegan is craving lentils in the wee hours. Fri Jan 18 18:09:56 +0000 2019
  • Leaked footage of #TheresaMay entering Downing Street. (Yes, I know it’s fake. Fuck off, humour police.) https://t.co/TIQ85xiP29 Fri Jan 18 18:08:18 +0000 2019
  • Rappers sorted by the extent of their vocabulary: https://t.co/iDuv23Cqcw Fri Jan 18 18:06:29 +0000 2019
  • RT @PornPanic: Stop trying to prohibit human intimacy… https://t.co/IRYMhRz1oH Fri Jan 18 16:49:07 +0000 2019
  • Shut up, it’s a joke……. or is it? 😉 https://t.co/cYxGOQFSZ6 Fri Jan 18 16:45:01 +0000 2019
  • TIL: The word teetotaler has nothing to do with tea. The “tee” that begins the word teetotal is a reduplication of… https://t.co/sj3ktkoP0V Fri Jan 18 16:39:02 +0000 2019
  • “A soldier survived mustard gas in battle, and then pepper spray by the police. He’s now a seasoned veteran.” Fri Jan 18 06:03:24 +0000 2019
  • “I’m so excited to finally get a dad bod. It’s the first time I’ve ever had a father figure” Fri Jan 18 06:02:44 +0000 2019
  • Possibly the greatest story I have read so far this year https://t.co/Tqv7iapGtc Fri Jan 18 02:29:56 +0000 2019
  • Separated at birth, part 158 https://t.co/a6kqZVazOX Fri Jan 18 00:07:34 +0000 2019
  • Separated at birth, part 157 https://t.co/aCUbJxR96u Fri Jan 18 00:01:32 +0000 2019
  • https://t.co/KKSV7IZUgE Thu Jan 17 23:50:13 +0000 2019
  • As much as I applaud the 10% reduction in tuition, I am NOT a fan of removing OSAP assistance. We need to lower the… https://t.co/rvyXh5ur14 Thu Jan 17 23:43:38 +0000 2019
  • “The elemental forces of politics today are tribalism, populism, authoritarianism and the sewage pipes of social me… https://t.co/U1mMmlHebG Thu Jan 17 19:34:11 +0000 2019
  • “Freedom ultimately means the right of other people to do things that you do not approve of.” – Thomas Sowell Thu Jan 17 18:13:12 +0000 2019
  • Come on, politics aside, this is funny. https://t.co/kDTD4eWNSi Thu Jan 17 18:03:44 +0000 2019
  • Q: What do you call an Irish fella trying to break up a fight? A: Liam Malone Thu Jan 17 18:00:07 +0000 2019
  • I will be the keynote speaker at this event next week. Come if you can: https://t.co/9NbMXuJEJg @UOHS_CSUO https://t.co/A2Ww1QlC5H Thu Jan 17 17:07:01 +0000 2019
  • “After the patient’s back pain improved, he DISCHARGED himself.” https://t.co/Yg0mKNUHzR Thu Jan 17 17:02:12 +0000 2019
  • Latest scam seems to be Facebook ads for products that are selling for too-good-to-be-true prices. I bet they take… https://t.co/vf1ID8Mhmn Thu Jan 17 14:25:53 +0000 2019
  • RT @mariachong: Isaac Newton’s groundbreaking work, PRINCIPIA MATHEMATICA, had trouble getting published because the Royal Society had unwi… Thu Jan 17 14:16:03 +0000 2019
  • Goddamn…. https://t.co/bBYHyDlLBn Thu Jan 17 14:13:00 +0000 2019
  • RT @mjaeckel: “Childism”? 🙄 Every time a new ism of oppression is born, God kills a puppy. Puppies may soon be extinct. https://t.co/6xbxS… Thu Jan 17 14:10:56 +0000 2019
  • Look, tuition *HAS* to come down. How to make up the deficit? Fire some Deans. https://t.co/z2aUqMuysh Thu Jan 17 14:00:48 +0000 2019
  • Once more giving credit where it is due. Though this government mostly worries me, the LHINs are inefficient IMHO.… https://t.co/n3RelEOJLY Thu Jan 17 13:59:07 +0000 2019
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  • Increasingly, I hate academics. https://t.co/B0FuPdj3xz Thu Jan 17 01:49:57 +0000 2019
  • “Postmodernism persistently discards meta-narratives and also poses a great threat to morality.” Chomsky once calle… https://t.co/G7kvuJe1oX Thu Jan 17 01:21:42 +0000 2019
  • RT @kittypurrzog: Fun fact: You know that vaguely disgusted feeling you get when you see a hairless cat? That’s how chimpanzees feel when t… Thu Jan 17 01:14:22 +0000 2019
  • RT @dog_rates: This is Polka. She’s training to be a service pup, but cars are still scary so please hold her paw. 12/10 would never let go… Thu Jan 17 01:13:30 +0000 2019
  • that’s the way to do it, pupper https://t.co/Ztq33lNO7D Thu Jan 17 00:59:50 +0000 2019
  • .@DogulusPrime https://t.co/a1IvA5Dc2m Thu Jan 17 00:54:43 +0000 2019
  • This is…. incredible https://t.co/DUQ3Qs3qB1 Wed Jan 16 20:10:51 +0000 2019
  • @opalsoap Great. Now I know what a “hamberder” is. Wed Jan 16 19:50:25 +0000 2019
  • @opalsoap HR already has a file on me. Don’t need to add to it. Wed Jan 16 19:49:51 +0000 2019
  • @opalsoap Is it okay if I call an obese person in a burkini a Burkina Fatso? Wed Jan 16 19:38:19 +0000 2019
  • I don’t know what’s more mindboggling, that @NASAInSight sends us crisp photos from the surface of Mars, that we ge… https://t.co/gaFeLZVwCU Wed Jan 16 19:37:31 +0000 2019
  • Why is my Twitter feed daily populated with pointless stories about rapper feuds and fashion scandals? Wed Jan 16 19:35:35 +0000 2019
  • I know that Burkina Faso is not a piece of Muslim clothing. I know that. But my mind still goes there. Wed Jan 16 19:32:13 +0000 2019
  • RT @sproudfoot: I love Ottawa. I think the way Ottawa gets slagged as dorky and provincial and sleepy are absurd, because in reality it’s a… Wed Jan 16 17:52:47 +0000 2019
  • Together with the business school, one of our profs has created a special program for Health Sciences students wish… https://t.co/cFj53q0RTW Wed Jan 16 16:25:05 +0000 2019
  • Give credit where it is due. Good move by the provincial government, to start the process of cutting university tui… https://t.co/103gugcFow Wed Jan 16 16:21:52 +0000 2019
  • @DogulusPrime https://t.co/JxH8wAxuuO Wed Jan 16 01:39:23 +0000 2019
  • Got invited to a workshop. Saw on the itinerary a free lunch. Nice! Then I saw that there would be “interactive ice… https://t.co/SuUQfV4GO7 Tue Jan 15 18:33:49 +0000 2019
  • @MarizGabra @UofT dogs are always welcome in my class Tue Jan 15 18:24:43 +0000 2019
  • Carleton U’: “[members] may not prevent, obstruct or interfere with the freedom of others to express their views…… https://t.co/jXC2sC8VEw Tue Jan 15 15:18:25 +0000 2019
  • Everyone is saying Salam Maftoon looks like Justin Trudeau. No. They both look like Quagmire. Mon Jan 14 23:36:34 +0000 2019
  • BAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!! https://t.co/TgBLn20ckC Mon Jan 14 21:17:51 +0000 2019
  • Hey Barry Magee thanks for the follow! Mon Jan 14 21:07:45 +0000 2019
  • “The 9/11 moon landings were an outside job” Mon Jan 14 19:51:35 +0000 2019
  • Is this what it has come to? https://t.co/IiD0l03l5O Mon Jan 14 19:23:09 +0000 2019
  • Clinical Research Associate position (Epidemiology and Population Health (HCV)) in Vancouver https://t.co/VIFph0eThK Mon Jan 14 18:10:37 +0000 2019
  • Research Fellow position with Hospital for Sick Kids in Toronto https://t.co/ZyLjLsuPM0 Mon Jan 14 18:10:00 +0000 2019
  • Epidemiologist position with CIHI in Toronto https://t.co/hsXhjwqPjj Mon Jan 14 18:09:14 +0000 2019
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  • @DogulusPrime weirdo Mon Jan 14 02:16:43 +0000 2019
  • Fellowship in Higher Education Journalism https://t.co/cM7pQN4WJ4 Sat Jan 12 18:11:11 +0000 2019
  • At public event with free buffet lunch. First in line were the peanut allergy people who can’t have their food cont… https://t.co/lU00uAKaap Sat Jan 12 17:54:56 +0000 2019
  • 2019 https://t.co/9neUspWzqU Sat Jan 12 15:11:38 +0000 2019
  • good vs evil https://t.co/yT6uhIg9Xu Sat Jan 12 15:09:59 +0000 2019
  • Hey sandhyash thanks for the follow! Fri Jan 11 22:20:12 +0000 2019
  • I give our PM a lot of shit. But he was pride worthy here. https://t.co/18KvnxwWsR Fri Jan 11 17:33:58 +0000 2019
  • Hey Simply Vinnie thanks for the follow! Fri Jan 11 11:30:21 +0000 2019
  • 6 people followed me and one person unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Fri Jan 11 10:58:52 +0000 2019
  • Hey Tannuja Rozario thanks for the follow! Fri Jan 11 05:30:48 +0000 2019
  • Yes it’s -20 degrees. Yes I am driving to Ottawa at 5:AM. Yes I’m scared. Fri Jan 11 04:31:40 +0000 2019
  • @opalsoap Clearly my attempts to start a cult are only partly successful. Fri Jan 11 04:30:32 +0000 2019
  • @opalsoap Minor????? Fri Jan 11 04:14:07 +0000 2019
  • @opalsoap Uhoh. Now I’m wondering how many inappropriate things I might have said…. Fri Jan 11 03:52:24 +0000 2019
  • Hey I’m in the Internet Speculative Fiction Database! Cool! https://t.co/lT6gE8iba3 Fri Jan 11 03:36:45 +0000 2019
  • @opalsoap thank you! Fri Jan 11 03:33:54 +0000 2019
  • Hey that was @Jon_Favreau as the clown on Seinfeld! Fri Jan 11 02:31:12 +0000 2019
  • RT @RKovitch_: @BBCNewsnight @IanDunt “Tomorrow belongs to those who can hear it coming.” – David Bowie Fri Jan 11 00:44:03 +0000 2019
  • Hey i d e n t i t y (TGB 🇬🇾) thanks for the follow! Thu Jan 10 23:07:44 +0000 2019
  • Learn epidemiology and prepare for your LMCC exams with @Lecturio https://t.co/T4VE592BWc Thu Jan 10 19:22:22 +0000 2019
  • My award-winning short story collection, “Sweet Like Saltwater,” winner of the national book award of Guyana, now a… https://t.co/xPW6GmXNoA Thu Jan 10 19:21:05 +0000 2019
  • Time for my regular plug of my epidemiology textbook for the layperson, “Nothing To Do With Skin.”… https://t.co/s6LHnpk27Z Thu Jan 10 19:19:40 +0000 2019
  • I wonder what’s it like being a teenage girl who publicly loses her father, one of the most famous and revered men… https://t.co/YCZfmrqUvD Thu Jan 10 18:11:06 +0000 2019
  • Hey kateforest thanks for the follow! Thu Jan 10 16:12:31 +0000 2019
  • Spending today listening to the music of Scott Walker, because I’m a weirdo. Thu Jan 10 15:47:40 +0000 2019
  • 2067 years ago today, Caesar crossed the Rubicon. (If my math is right) Thu Jan 10 15:32:37 +0000 2019
  • Hey Antonella212 (Instagram) thanks for the follow! Thu Jan 10 15:17:43 +0000 2019
  • The saddest photo in the world. Poor @DogulusPrime waiting outside in a blizzard for the Blonde Girl to come out of… https://t.co/U5yydsdiu9 Thu Jan 10 14:38:58 +0000 2019
  • “A simplified approach to measuring national gender inequality” by Stoet and Geary. I post this so I can sit back a… https://t.co/kaajGV45VQ Wed Jan 09 16:25:30 +0000 2019
  • You know how you really need some personal tax information, but the website of the federal government of Canada is DOWN? No? Well I do. Wed Jan 09 15:36:11 +0000 2019
  • My opening remarks at our “how to get into grad school” event last year https://t.co/OrHUurXzhe Wed Jan 09 15:18:37 +0000 2019
  • holy shit https://t.co/8UMeTVv4BK Wed Jan 09 14:09:33 +0000 2019
  • RT @wesyang: So the finding that fake news travels further and faster than real news turned out to be fake. The irony here is that fake f… Wed Jan 09 13:12:15 +0000 2019
  • @nbarrowman what ‘s this? Wed Jan 09 01:21:01 +0000 2019
  • Time flies when you’re getting fit! https://t.co/OO1lUAwTxu Tue Jan 08 17:11:14 +0000 2019
  • Never knew of James Brown’s rip-off of Bowie’s “fame’. https://t.co/SJdmyHSCcK Tue Jan 08 15:59:24 +0000 2019
  • RT @altclassic: Handwritten lyrics to David Bowie’s “Heroes” Bowie would have celebrated his 72nd birthday today. RIP Starman https://t.… Tue Jan 08 15:51:25 +0000 2019
  • Happy birthday to my former grad student Peter, my business partner Sneh, and Elvis Presley and, of course, David Bowie. Tue Jan 08 15:50:16 +0000 2019
  • one person followed me and 5 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Tue Jan 08 09:56:31 +0000 2019
  • https://t.co/GBt0AsF0bi Mon Jan 07 03:55:22 +0000 2019
  • I liked a @YouTube video https://t.co/apfpXAh3U2 ONE OF THE MOST DETAILED ISS TOUR!!! Mon Jan 07 02:57:38 +0000 2019
  • A very detailed tour of the international space station https://t.co/Gfhq2NNMBV Mon Jan 07 02:21:31 +0000 2019
  • RT @everydaycormack: 6 months ago a bee brick was fitted to the side of our house. Today I went up a ladder to check on it and – yes! – we… Sun Jan 06 23:23:16 +0000 2019
  • What the ever loving frack is this shit? Morality clauses in publishing contracts? Ho is this not the new maoism? https://t.co/BuE814eV0m Sun Jan 06 18:15:07 +0000 2019
  • Zod, how I hate those Peloton commercials Sun Jan 06 17:38:23 +0000 2019
  • Still can’t believe I live in a time when I can read about a company’s interplanetary spaceships on their website,… https://t.co/sLeQcWD9Pi Sun Jan 06 06:33:11 +0000 2019
  • yes https://t.co/v9R5MlAPB4 Sun Jan 06 05:12:27 +0000 2019
  • I never get tired of this…. every pop song is the same https://t.co/BmnE2TjG3p Sun Jan 06 05:08:01 +0000 2019
  • Another victory for the fun police https://t.co/yxwvNQhOpm Sun Jan 06 04:21:54 +0000 2019
  • 3 people followed me and 2 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Sat Jan 05 09:59:40 +0000 2019
  • RT @tnajournal: In a world where the only rational option is to assent to “the data” of technocratic elites, it should come as no surprise… Sat Jan 05 00:47:29 +0000 2019
  • @Kutchinbird That and the donuts Fri Jan 04 21:36:50 +0000 2019
  • @Kutchinbird I’m on sabbatical. You don’t get my “A” material. Fri Jan 04 21:27:03 +0000 2019
  • @Kutchinbird Well Quebec has a lower drinking age Fri Jan 04 20:19:22 +0000 2019
  • @Kutchinbird Whaaaaa? She looks like such a grown-up medical student! Kutcher, not so much. Fri Jan 04 19:50:53 +0000 2019
  • Hey Steve D’Amico thanks for the follow! Fri Jan 04 19:45:49 +0000 2019
  • @leleinah oh he’s got more… https://t.co/hsiZc8kgl4 Fri Jan 04 15:50:30 +0000 2019
  • Just when I think Asia is about to dominate the world, I see something like this and rethink my position. https://t.co/1hExAdFEJX Fri Jan 04 15:20:59 +0000 2019
  • Epidemiologist position in Florida https://t.co/hHyvZ9yGmA Fri Jan 04 15:06:14 +0000 2019
  • Epidemiologist position in Cambridge, MA https://t.co/sbpDvB7UMA Fri Jan 04 15:03:43 +0000 2019
  • Epidemiologist position in Fairfax, VA https://t.co/4YHZgT2tUe Fri Jan 04 15:02:55 +0000 2019
  • Toronto-based Epidemiologist position with LMC Healthcare https://t.co/4g14hmxcRH Fri Jan 04 14:32:39 +0000 2019
  • Covance is looking for an Associate Director of Epidemiology https://t.co/q9dr0bQFXU Fri Jan 04 14:31:52 +0000 2019
  • Hey J.D. Barker thanks for the follow! Fri Jan 04 00:40:17 +0000 2019
  • ICES (not ISIS) is looking for Epidemiologists! https://t.co/8br4jDAAV1 Thu Jan 03 22:26:38 +0000 2019
  • RT @StuartJRitchie: Just reading one of the world’s top scientific journals… nothing out of the ordinary h…. WHAT?!?!?! https://t.co/N7… Thu Jan 03 17:19:43 +0000 2019
  • Fuck how I hate people. Fucking people. https://t.co/krjhrJgopz Thu Jan 03 03:38:50 +0000 2019
  • Bob Einstein, Daryl Dragon, Gene Okerlund….. all 76. Baaad day for my nostalgia. Wed Jan 02 23:09:59 +0000 2019
  • First Bob Einstein, now Daryl Dragon. Both 76. 2019 is starting out a lot like 2016. Wed Jan 02 23:05:07 +0000 2019
  • Wow. Super Dave Osbourne is dead. 2018 really did kill comedy. Wed Jan 02 22:08:41 +0000 2019
  • Hey George Shiber thanks for the follow! Wed Jan 02 13:25:12 +0000 2019
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  • Hey Mel Brett thanks for the follow! Wed Jan 02 02:20:13 +0000 2019
  • RT @ottawanag: @jfruh https://t.co/S5v4aHdeX2 Wed Jan 02 00:38:58 +0000 2019
  • .@DogulusPrime https://t.co/bUNfxDIWUE Wed Jan 02 00:33:58 +0000 2019
  • My half Italian GF just made minute rice “al dente” @DogulusPrime Tue Jan 01 23:45:50 +0000 2019
  • I will never tire of watching overly serious and sanctimonious Twitter peeps argue with bots and parody accounts. Tue Jan 01 23:11:57 +0000 2019
  • RT @BarrettWilson6: *Wakes up, stretches, pours coffee, thinks boy that was a fun New Years Party, checks Twitter, sees insane language pol… Tue Jan 01 21:23:34 +0000 2019
  • Women’s MMA is now easily the most entertaining form of professional sports in the world https://t.co/BPfy0m2hmr Tue Jan 01 20:25:56 +0000 2019
  • RT @ThomasSowell: “My favorite New Year’s resolution was to stop trying to reason with unreasonable people. This has reduced both my corres… Tue Jan 01 19:12:01 +0000 2019
  • @DogulusPrime Gawd now I’m scared Tue Jan 01 00:00:22 +0000 2019