Twitter Tweets from 3-1-19 to 3-31-19

Archived Twitter tweets from 2019-03-01 to 2019-03-31, courtesy of the Twime Machine:

  • Hey Free_Dropbox thanks for the follow! Sun Mar 31 19:37:06 +0000 2019
  • forced casualness https://t.co/wEoqe0yFY2 Sun Mar 31 13:32:12 +0000 2019
  • I feel sorry for the student who has to put on their resume, “best oral”. But congrats nonetheless. @ISRCH_CREIS Sat Mar 30 21:49:15 +0000 2019
  • Waiting for my turn to spout my nonsense @ISRCH_CREIS https://t.co/I7kZNlq1Ub Sat Mar 30 20:36:30 +0000 2019
  • @steveaustinBSR https://t.co/SoL69YMm92 Sat Mar 30 17:04:29 +0000 2019
  • There’s always time for a small dick joke https://t.co/4GN5HShJfJ Sat Mar 30 14:25:18 +0000 2019
  • one person followed me and one person unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Sat Mar 30 11:41:42 +0000 2019
  • .@GetIntoGate https://t.co/9hdz0yRdwo Fri Mar 29 21:17:25 +0000 2019
  • Holy crap. Sucks to be a Duke University administrator or donor! https://t.co/pP84DpGScz Fri Mar 29 17:00:33 +0000 2019
  • Hey RDX Sports thanks for the follow! Fri Mar 29 11:25:38 +0000 2019
  • @RedParrots Also fact: just get yourself a pseudoephedrine HCL pill from the pharmacist and take it with a cup of t… https://t.co/ETwD6xHPf5 Fri Mar 29 01:29:56 +0000 2019
  • RT @thecauldronmix: 🖤🖤 https://t.co/wXKLitZPcw Thu Mar 28 20:59:14 +0000 2019
  • @TheRealBuzz Drinking water not made from recycled urine 😉 Thu Mar 28 20:19:50 +0000 2019
  • I found a note to myself from a decade ago, imploring myself to contemplate the differences between dialogue, debat… https://t.co/x9jBDtkly7 Thu Mar 28 20:04:04 +0000 2019
  • Multilevel modelling… fashion show in a duplex? Thu Mar 28 20:02:59 +0000 2019
  • this had better not be true https://t.co/qcAJHfE6PA Thu Mar 28 18:01:58 +0000 2019
  • .@ZubyMusic is now my favourite rapper https://t.co/g0CSAr0ldh Thu Mar 28 17:55:21 +0000 2019
  • RT @NYorNothing: Boss: What’s ur biggest victory? ME: I once added water to a shampoo bottle & used it for 2 years Boss: Hmmm ME: Also, blo… Thu Mar 28 17:43:32 +0000 2019
  • My latest blog post: “The Lunar Gateway, An A.I. Cold War, and Canada’s Interests” https://t.co/dxlgvPHvID https://t.co/3e85fBE9Wo Thu Mar 28 17:17:42 +0000 2019
  • The impossible burger has a dramatically smaller eco footprint than a meat burger. But it’s still very high in sodi… https://t.co/yFgm7m0CLs Thu Mar 28 13:32:57 +0000 2019
  • I tried to watch “Aquaman” last night. Never have I been so bored. Thu Mar 28 12:19:05 +0000 2019
  • Alert: Coneheads are real, and they are among us, swinging baseball bats https://t.co/CBPSLZt4Mj https://t.co/u08tUwR12R Wed Mar 27 23:53:56 +0000 2019
  • Shit. So many of my short term space fantasies rely on the success of the overpriced boondoggle called SLS. https://t.co/02nqFax1Yl Wed Mar 27 22:14:17 +0000 2019
  • RT @41Strange: No one messes with Canada Goose https://t.co/RBRfkuqMwl Wed Mar 27 21:49:36 +0000 2019
  • @Audrey_Giles Ouch. Well, on the plus side, she will be in much less pain and quality of life will be greatly improved! Wed Mar 27 15:41:36 +0000 2019
  • RT @AndrewYang: I went from being the anonymous guy who wants to give everyone money to the legit Presidential candidate who wants to give… Wed Mar 27 13:31:49 +0000 2019
  • Congrats to my latest grad student to defend her thesis: Metty Afework. Unfortunately, I had to attend via Skype, b… https://t.co/mWSCInR4aO Wed Mar 27 13:21:24 +0000 2019
  • 2 people followed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Wed Mar 27 10:12:16 +0000 2019
  • RT @FINALLEVEL: If I could walk on water…. The Haters would say… “That’s because he can’t swim..” Tue Mar 26 17:26:08 +0000 2019
  • @pjvilleneuve you might enjoy this https://t.co/NwbSNHMYbh Tue Mar 26 13:06:36 +0000 2019
  • Hey Lindy Samson thanks for the follow! Mon Mar 25 19:57:47 +0000 2019
  • RT @Gr8LakesCzarina: I thought I knew what happened with @BretWeinstein & @EvergreenStCol, but when I watched @MikeNayna’s documentary, I r… Mon Mar 25 19:24:13 +0000 2019
  • Today’s terrifying thought: what if God and heaven are emergent phenomena? Mon Mar 25 19:14:08 +0000 2019
  • @nbarrowman Occasionally, yes. But as a rule of daily life, I’m more interested in maintaining civil and constructi… https://t.co/83x2yS28k1 Mon Mar 25 19:04:30 +0000 2019
  • @nbarrowman I’m not in the business of determining people’s true intentions. That’s a sure recipe for daily anxiety. Mon Mar 25 18:53:43 +0000 2019
  • If there are two ways to interpret what someone said, choose the one that is more forgiving of their intentions. Th… https://t.co/MJ18VYSbHT Mon Mar 25 18:45:13 +0000 2019
  • https://t.co/p06miaWVFF Mon Mar 25 12:42:44 +0000 2019
  • RIP Scott Walker, the great inspiration to David Bowie, who was my personal art god. I will listen to “Nite Flghts”… https://t.co/u4aL83xUOa Mon Mar 25 11:32:50 +0000 2019
  • one person followed me and 3 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Mon Mar 25 02:36:55 +0000 2019
  • @calix heard you had an episode recently. Glad to see you’re well. Sun Mar 24 17:00:18 +0000 2019
  • Dear every charity I’ve ever given money to: stop calling me. Don’t make me regret my previous generosity. Sun Mar 24 15:45:38 +0000 2019
  • Today my magnificent 87 year old father presented me with a list of dead Soviet era communist leaders. I asked him… https://t.co/eLLHD0iSCK Sun Mar 24 14:46:43 +0000 2019
  • @RedParrots what a coincidence! I had a handful of coke. Sun Mar 24 02:55:04 +0000 2019
  • Hey Natalie D Montgomery, M.A. thanks for the follow! Sat Mar 23 15:22:19 +0000 2019
  • @bakombos Haha. DM me your address and I will send you a copy in a few weeks when I get a chance to drop by my office, Sat Mar 23 14:23:16 +0000 2019
  • @bakombos that’s child abuse! Sat Mar 23 14:14:47 +0000 2019
  • Hey ABSOteach thanks for the follow! Sat Mar 23 04:37:19 +0000 2019
  • bahahaaaaa! https://t.co/wY6yeTLSjw Fri Mar 22 23:59:59 +0000 2019
  • My Epidemiology textbook for the layperson is once again an Amazon bestseller in the “Epidemiology” category. (I kn… https://t.co/yW2aGh6pc3 Fri Mar 22 19:10:04 +0000 2019
  • It’s that time of the month again when I plug my Epidemiology book written for the lay person:… https://t.co/MX40YHvtzu Fri Mar 22 18:49:07 +0000 2019
  • Today I am grateful that I grew up before the Internet or cell phones existed. Fri Mar 22 15:41:42 +0000 2019
  • Look, @joerogan created something special -the long form, unedited interview dump- and changed the world by inadver… https://t.co/TFt0IQrvK6 Fri Mar 22 15:26:43 +0000 2019
  • Hey Azza E thanks for the follow! Fri Mar 22 14:37:17 +0000 2019
  • Hey ISRCH thanks for the follow! Fri Mar 22 14:37:16 +0000 2019
  • What exactly in my social media presence has encouraged a Cameroonian company to try to sell me manhole covers? Fri Mar 22 14:36:16 +0000 2019
  • You know you’ve made questionable educational choices when your day is spent wiping poop from your dog’s butt. Fri Mar 22 14:34:39 +0000 2019
  • “Those of us who champion viewpoint diversity and open inquiry need to speak out forcefully and vociferously agains… https://t.co/nLI1W8XmZN Fri Mar 22 13:18:04 +0000 2019
  • Today’s Google Doodle is ASTOUNDING. An artificial intelligence will harmonize your musical input to make it sound like a Bach composition! Fri Mar 22 12:49:17 +0000 2019
  • On March 30 I’ll be speaking on a panel at @ISRCH_CREIS ( https://t.co/7AtjgX6R29 ) on whether ADHD drugs are over… https://t.co/BkHEukJT2k Fri Mar 22 12:43:29 +0000 2019
  • Senior International Education Consultant (French/English bilingual) https://t.co/8qkT4se31z Fri Mar 22 12:13:43 +0000 2019
  • Risk Assessment Consultant job https://t.co/IOc9YmNBB5 Fri Mar 22 12:11:18 +0000 2019
  • one person followed me and 2 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VjCeC Thu Mar 21 10:48:27 +0000 2019
  • Hey https://t.co/pRjv1clM7v thanks for the follow! Wed Mar 20 17:08:25 +0000 2019
  • My latest blog post: “Thanking John Polanyi” https://t.co/18PTXJ5qwk Wed Mar 20 14:22:16 +0000 2019
  • @opalsoap @UofT It was my first month in the program. The next month, my TA discovered a supernova and was on the c… https://t.co/iq9t6KjQOD Wed Mar 20 11:40:45 +0000 2019
  • When I was a first year Physics undergrad at @UofT in the 80s, one of my professors, John Polanyi, won the Nobel Pr… https://t.co/yWWcBxLoe8 Wed Mar 20 01:37:05 +0000 2019
  • @Robertvharrison Are you writing Jeremy Corbyn’s new health policy? 😉 Tue Mar 19 16:27:42 +0000 2019
  • On Saturday March 30, I will be participating on this panel to discuss if we are overprescribing drugs to treat men… https://t.co/Z1Afk0sTLA Tue Mar 19 14:36:25 +0000 2019
  • The latest issue of @RISSIJHS (Interdisciplinary J of Health Sciences) —the world’s first and only French-English… https://t.co/48oKI7HppT Tue Mar 19 13:28:56 +0000 2019
  • “Sugary drinks may be associated with an increased risk of death from cardiovascular diseases.” Well DUHHH!! https://t.co/D2125F0Rt4 Mon Mar 18 22:58:44 +0000 2019
  • This kind of Maoist thinking is terrifying. What’s next? Will people get added to a “watchlist” based on the articl… https://t.co/OTpUSsKvpL Mon Mar 18 21:21:58 +0000 2019
  • one person followed me and one person unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Mon Mar 18 10:23:49 +0000 2019
  • When primatology might trigger some humans…. https://t.co/BB8ywkFBb3 Mon Mar 18 09:20:50 +0000 2019
  • RT @EnglishRadical: “Intellectuals are more totalitarian in outlook than the common people. Most of them are perfectly ready for dictatoria… Mon Mar 18 08:35:54 +0000 2019
  • @Leniloo92 @Lin_Manuel so it wasn’t just my imagination! Sun Mar 17 13:20:28 +0000 2019
  • Hey P.K thanks for the follow! Sun Mar 17 02:01:23 +0000 2019
  • https://t.co/aXgMvKybir Sat Mar 16 12:04:10 +0000 2019
  • @RedParrots boooo Sat Mar 16 10:59:09 +0000 2019
  • sweet jeebus. why do i even bother caring about higher education? https://t.co/7TrIoZBYO2 Sat Mar 16 02:36:40 +0000 2019
  • “People are only upset at the exploitation of their part of the world… Somebody can be absolutely furious at the us… https://t.co/AwVk6pwkcz Sat Mar 16 01:59:42 +0000 2019
  • Been listening to the Hamilton soundtrack on continuous loop for 8 days now. I learn something new with every liste… https://t.co/woqr1ILCCH Sat Mar 16 00:49:07 +0000 2019
  • @RedParrots @Lin_Manuel Long hand, baby, Sat Mar 16 00:44:48 +0000 2019
  • On this date every year, assholes like me make stupid but erudite Julius Caesar jokes. Beware the Jibes of March, my friends. Fri Mar 15 23:55:22 +0000 2019
  • I hear tell that fake girl guides selling fake girl guide cookies always come out this month. Yep, you guessed it.… https://t.co/BTvqe2zABa Fri Mar 15 23:34:00 +0000 2019
  • In the middle of this month every year, rides on the GO train (where I am presently) are bumpy and wet. So take hee… https://t.co/15MhV9cGwb Fri Mar 15 23:32:55 +0000 2019
  • Feeling uncharacteristically sarcastic today. Must be the time of year. Beware the Snides of March. Fri Mar 15 23:11:20 +0000 2019
  • How I try to write @DogulusPrime https://t.co/ENATRQQhSP Fri Mar 15 16:46:10 +0000 2019
  • After seeing the musical “Hamilton”, learning more about the copious output of its titular protagonist, and marveli… https://t.co/5Mucac9hFx Fri Mar 15 15:23:40 +0000 2019
  • RT @mattkoff: “No one is above the Law.” – Jude Law when he sleeps in the top bunk bed Fri Mar 15 13:15:44 +0000 2019
  • A reminder that Donald Trump has been a villain for so long that even Johnny Carson was making fun of him decades a… https://t.co/gJRHg34TTS Fri Mar 15 13:10:57 +0000 2019
  • one person unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Fri Mar 15 12:41:42 +0000 2019
  • Einstein would have been 140 today. If only he’d exercised more. Thu Mar 14 21:13:49 +0000 2019
  • RT @IMKristenBell: My #Ham4All song was easy-I sing it to my kids often. Donated proudly to #immigrantswegetthejobdone. https://t.co/7cQs9s… Thu Mar 14 13:03:37 +0000 2019
  • RT @HashtagGriswold: Why bribe unqualified kids into elite universities? They’d just fail, right? It’s not like colleges are just a $200,00… Thu Mar 14 11:56:09 +0000 2019
  • “NASA head says first person on Mars is ‘likely to be a woman’.” Maybe. To my mind, the first person on Mars is eit… https://t.co/3L0Y86zKaR Wed Mar 13 14:08:38 +0000 2019
  • Job opportunity: Senior Advisor, Science Initiatives, CIHR Institute of Gender and Health in Montreal. https://t.co/M2P6WoDGoS Wed Mar 13 13:51:01 +0000 2019
  • Job opportunity: Senior Advisor, Policy and Projects, CIHR Institute of Gender and Health in Montreal. https://t.co/C00cJZYWkK Wed Mar 13 13:50:25 +0000 2019
  • fascinating! https://t.co/YpoYSpXCYA Wed Mar 13 13:46:15 +0000 2019
  • Best reddit response to someone making a comprehension error due to lack of sleep: “Don’t worry about it. This morn… https://t.co/xnIRCnHvFz Wed Mar 13 02:02:22 +0000 2019
  • Why are these fucktards in Florida? Explains that state’s voting issues. https://t.co/AP7sxGuFHB Wed Mar 13 01:07:40 +0000 2019
  • How can you not support a Presidential candidate who loves dogs? https://t.co/EIgnMcNQNA Wed Mar 13 00:01:26 +0000 2019
  • The US college bribery scandal underlies some of my anecdotal experiences with some (not all or most) students at e… https://t.co/pneaGpKZIA Tue Mar 12 19:09:33 +0000 2019
  • My review of “Captain Marvel” https://t.co/Qt61mnYSCS Tue Mar 12 17:56:55 +0000 2019
  • Hey, Florida, get your dysfunctional courts fixed and put this piece of shit away https://t.co/0L46FuZiet Tue Mar 12 17:11:03 +0000 2019
  • RT @mattstaggs: https://t.co/M6X0HcR5eb Tue Mar 12 16:51:36 +0000 2019
  • look at this nonsense https://t.co/oQ7okCtMAj Tue Mar 12 12:09:35 +0000 2019
  • one person followed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Tue Mar 12 11:23:53 +0000 2019
  • @MarizGabra your generation summarized Mon Mar 11 20:39:41 +0000 2019
  • @zurkopff *Doctor* Minn-erva Mon Mar 11 18:27:23 +0000 2019
  • Hey Torrent VPN thanks for the follow! Mon Mar 11 10:38:13 +0000 2019
  • Saw “Captain Marvel.” First impression: Minerva is a smokeshow. Mon Mar 11 09:05:07 +0000 2019
  • They look like a couple that’s been fighting @DogulusPrime https://t.co/kr91uPZ4Zt Mon Mar 11 03:23:03 +0000 2019
  • Here’s a touch of history. A letter to a newspaper written by a teenage Alexander Hamilton in 1772, that was so wel… https://t.co/6gWl4NVMOC Mon Mar 11 02:19:57 +0000 2019
  • I’m still thoroughly enchanted by the performance of “Hamilton” I saw in Chicago last week. The CIA has a nice summ… https://t.co/WsTT3gS2MU Mon Mar 11 01:37:15 +0000 2019
  • #GooglePhotos on this day last year, @DogulusPrime was trying to steal @Robertvharrison’s dinner https://t.co/iD8Owv2YAg Sun Mar 10 14:26:47 +0000 2019
  • Apparently a woman jumped a zoo barrier to photograph a jaguar and got mauled. She survived. I think she should be… https://t.co/LuhiZzKPhb Sun Mar 10 14:24:53 +0000 2019
  • Here are the results of our most recent departmental trivia contest: https://t.co/efsbyHzp7m Sun Mar 10 05:53:37 +0000 2019
  • Is Big Brother looking over my shoulder? #millenniumpark https://t.co/LdTzHOeSmJ Sat Mar 09 23:12:02 +0000 2019
  • Humane society needs volunteers to snuggle puppies https://t.co/LbTKpxEYAq Sat Mar 09 13:32:04 +0000 2019
  • 3 people followed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Sat Mar 09 12:37:32 +0000 2019
  • Hey James Kennedy thanks for the follow! Sat Mar 09 06:23:19 +0000 2019
  • Had some dessert buns from Wow Bao tonight. Now I have a stomach ache 🙁 https://t.co/uFjg1aeBXl Sat Mar 09 01:57:49 +0000 2019
  • CDC rep brought actual infectious organisms to the #CUGH2019 conference. He’s as shocked as me that airport securit… https://t.co/V6OvTYdga3 Sat Mar 09 01:55:07 +0000 2019
  • Hey CIMA study thanks for the follow! Sat Mar 09 01:47:16 +0000 2019
  • One year project officer job (good for epidemiology or health sciences grad) with ICES and CIHR in Toronto https://t.co/oAV7IqLWjU Sat Mar 09 01:29:40 +0000 2019
  • @RedParrots No strong opinions at all, I see. 🙂 Sat Mar 09 00:45:58 +0000 2019
  • Andrew Sullivan’s take on the US-Israel relationship. https://t.co/UABj7pu2Jb Fri Mar 08 23:34:29 +0000 2019
  • @RedParrots Also… Time moves in the same direction, and at the same relative local rate, every day, regardless of… https://t.co/S1jaF9TQuh Fri Mar 08 23:24:44 +0000 2019
  • @RedParrots Whenever I hear someone talk like this (especially a politician) I assume they went to a low quality discount business school. Fri Mar 08 23:23:05 +0000 2019
  • “A man threatened to sue a technology magazine for using his image in a story about why all hipsters look the same,… https://t.co/sErDLxRbVy Fri Mar 08 23:18:34 +0000 2019
  • The phrase “going forward” annoys me as much today as the use of the noun “party” as a verb used to annoy me in the 80s. Fri Mar 08 23:15:10 +0000 2019
  • Had an enormous paneer fajita at “Taco Maya” in Chicago. Had to modify my veganism to mere vegetarianism for the da… https://t.co/X8xZhX2wDl Fri Mar 08 22:42:16 +0000 2019
  • This tweet thread about the French hero of the American Revolution, Lafayette, is hilarious https://t.co/1fI0l3Jmnu Fri Mar 08 20:43:23 +0000 2019
  • I notice that when my people (Indians) run Mexican restaurants, it takes a really long time to produce a simple burrito Fri Mar 08 19:51:49 +0000 2019
  • Happy #InternationalWomensDay– Zod knows how much I love international women Fri Mar 08 14:07:42 +0000 2019
  • Hey LagomMind thanks for the follow! Fri Mar 08 11:07:21 +0000 2019
  • My latest blog post: “I Saw Hamilton. (The Musical, not the Shitty City)” https://t.co/pUtziZUFDb Fri Mar 08 07:17:25 +0000 2019
  • Saw Hamilton in Chicago tonight. I’m still enchanted. Best part for me was @AndrewCall1 as King George. Fri Mar 08 06:12:43 +0000 2019
  • Watching Hamilton right now at cibc theatre in Chicago. Wow, what a show. Intermission now. Time for a beer! Fri Mar 08 02:53:19 +0000 2019
  • The word that I see on a building in Chicago is… https://t.co/0lpuwnemma Thu Mar 07 21:52:38 +0000 2019
  • This is actually the answer I have been giving for decades https://t.co/xlELgwhYUi Thu Mar 07 21:40:30 +0000 2019
  • You know those vest wearing dudes on the street collecting money for various charities? They’re more aggressive tha… https://t.co/DvR0HDIjoO Thu Mar 07 21:19:42 +0000 2019
  • Happiness is finding a vegan restaurant just steps from my hotel in Chicago. Further happiness is telling Chicagoan… https://t.co/remXayfYwb Thu Mar 07 21:17:37 +0000 2019
  • My flight from Ottawa was delayed and I missed ALL of the #CUGH2019 satellite sessions. Oh well. Only thing to do… https://t.co/EdY0ZfXiJq Thu Mar 07 20:50:10 +0000 2019
  • Long and lovely Chicago cab ride with driver from South Sudan. At the end he says to me, “Let me guess. You must be… https://t.co/dB4FZnpS05 Thu Mar 07 20:08:31 +0000 2019
  • Happiness is arriving at the airport the prescribed 3 hours before my international flight. Unhappiness is then lea… https://t.co/XsS7ahdon7 Thu Mar 07 15:46:19 +0000 2019
  • @opalsoap I drowned it in beer Thu Mar 07 15:20:02 +0000 2019
  • @opalsoap There’s an archeology joke here about bones. But I’m too tired to work it out. Wed Mar 06 20:07:51 +0000 2019
  • @Robertvharrison I’m a sucker for a deal. Harvey’s has a 2 burgers for $6 special !! Wed Mar 06 14:11:47 +0000 2019
  • Absolutely no anthropologists https://t.co/sByByw9YdL Wed Mar 06 14:03:05 +0000 2019
  • I wish the world, particularly the world of sports, and especially the world of MMA, had more men as honourable as… https://t.co/vcCa9jvDus Wed Mar 06 12:38:15 +0000 2019
  • Jeebus Christ, a “banana split” submission. His grandkids are going to feel this. https://t.co/RJCYR4wV2d Wed Mar 06 12:16:12 +0000 2019
  • 3 people followed me and one person unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Wed Mar 06 11:19:57 +0000 2019
  • @opalsoap Just ate a vegan risotto and a big beer. It’s coming. Wed Mar 06 02:53:27 +0000 2019
  • Just gave two back to back lectures and feel like I spouted a metric fuck ton of bullshit. Wed Mar 06 01:43:49 +0000 2019
  • @subfornicalorg Who will I aim at???? Tue Mar 05 20:06:56 +0000 2019
  • “I’m Afraid of ‘Woke People’” poem by Toronto gay theatre icon Sky Gilbert https://t.co/DuBgfUWapX Tue Mar 05 19:21:20 +0000 2019
  • india…. pakistan…. https://t.co/bUIgurIPDp Tue Mar 05 19:08:21 +0000 2019
  • I’m a self-made thousandaire. Tue Mar 05 18:56:21 +0000 2019
  • This. I want this. @RedParrots @SirPatStew https://t.co/5AxyLL0QuK Tue Mar 05 18:50:22 +0000 2019
  • Running on 3 hours sleep, headache and upset stomach. About to give 2 back-to-back lectures, then tomorrow pose as… https://t.co/vFpNEMz9Vn Tue Mar 05 18:43:30 +0000 2019
  • ha! https://t.co/7TUjnUnoG6 Tue Mar 05 18:40:55 +0000 2019
  • An Asteroid the Size of a Jumbo Jet Just Buzzed Safely By Earth https://t.co/S9XZScSiXD Tue Mar 05 18:12:25 +0000 2019
  • @RedParrots Someone had to do it. Tue Mar 05 17:50:50 +0000 2019
  • I eat more-or-less one meal a day, and it’s usually a crazy healthy vegan meal. But today I got off the train from… https://t.co/vHKVRANSw6 Tue Mar 05 17:44:44 +0000 2019
  • @garthsheriff So that’s where Libby Znaimer went! Tue Mar 05 15:02:10 +0000 2019
  • @opalsoap The Wat shall inherit the world. Tue Mar 05 13:40:26 +0000 2019
  • “Give me the bepis!” Tue Mar 05 13:35:15 +0000 2019
  • Alex Jones and David Lee Roth in the same week. It’s crazy monkey cocaine time on the Joe Rogan Experience, and I m… https://t.co/EbE4XMrDLB Tue Mar 05 13:02:48 +0000 2019
  • RT @backt0nature: Every animal deserves to be in an environment that brings them joy.. Agreed? https://t.co/ayj04eMJGC Tue Mar 05 12:42:39 +0000 2019
  • One of the joys of taking the GO train at 530am is spending time with the miserable, hard-working middle aged men i… https://t.co/ujPyVY5BPE Tue Mar 05 12:40:55 +0000 2019
  • Naysayers wik say, “well *I* would never want to live to 200.” Fine. More room for me. https://t.co/z5gjDaFGaL Tue Mar 05 12:38:45 +0000 2019
  • “When Google conducted a study recently to determine whether the company was underpaying women and members of minor… https://t.co/7yWqf2IXpi Tue Mar 05 12:27:04 +0000 2019
  • *sniff* I’m not crying, YOU’RE crying. https://t.co/DtXRWWEYno Tue Mar 05 12:24:42 +0000 2019
  • Hey Sean Lavery thanks for the follow! Tue Mar 05 06:15:43 +0000 2019
  • @GOtransitLE Well now I feel like a giant selfish ass 🙁 Tue Mar 05 03:34:36 +0000 2019
  • Dear @GOtransitLE how about next time you ANNOUNCE that this is the express train to Pickering, and not take a bunc… https://t.co/wx55pqXnik Tue Mar 05 02:41:57 +0000 2019
  • #UFC235 https://t.co/0BCJWlk9I3 Mon Mar 04 22:38:01 +0000 2019
  • Putting a plug here for my physician, James Barry Engelhardt, who writes excellent books about medical ethics. Proc… https://t.co/FJEFzbtLJY Mon Mar 04 21:56:57 +0000 2019
  • Holy shit. Luke Perry has died. He was my age. That is some sobering shit. And another of my youth has died with him. Mon Mar 04 21:24:09 +0000 2019
  • Congrats to my superstar colleague @Audrey_Giles for scoring a Fullbright Research Chair in Arctic studies! Mon Mar 04 16:46:31 +0000 2019
  • @Robertvharrison https://t.co/Ee5wY1Vlnl Mon Mar 04 15:39:07 +0000 2019
  • @Robertvharrison MMA fighter from Liverpool Mon Mar 04 15:34:59 +0000 2019
  • @InezHusseni I’ve clearly internalized my self-hatred. Mon Mar 04 15:21:46 +0000 2019
  • I’m a brown guy. I’m not onboard with the pointless demonizing of white people. Guess what? All ethnicities want to… https://t.co/55RQjWZm8S Mon Mar 04 15:12:40 +0000 2019
  • TIL India has opium-addicted parrots https://t.co/Wp19MWaxkK? Mon Mar 04 14:38:10 +0000 2019
  • RT @ass_deans: All economists have Stockholm Syndrome. It’s a Nobel pursuit. Mon Mar 04 14:36:50 +0000 2019
  • Yes. More of this, please. https://t.co/yGCc9v7avo Mon Mar 04 14:29:51 +0000 2019
  • I’m not American, so my donation won’t count. But here’s a dude whose presence on the Presidential ticket would rea… https://t.co/5BA6mq8OrZ Mon Mar 04 14:23:10 +0000 2019
  • In 1994, Pulp Fiction, Forrest Gump, Shawshank Redemption, Lion King, and Jurassic Park were all showing in the the… https://t.co/RSfmxOVKrP Mon Mar 04 14:21:21 +0000 2019
  • This morning the Blonde Girl had to trim the matted hairs around @DogulusPrime ‘s penis. I nearly passed out from the stress of watching. Mon Mar 04 14:16:25 +0000 2019
  • Some days I love my dog so much that it scares me. Mon Mar 04 14:14:52 +0000 2019
  • I know women ocme in all shapes and sizes, but this universal tampon is just ridiculous #yesiknowitsfrenchfuckoff https://t.co/0JadTAP8hi Mon Mar 04 01:52:14 +0000 2019
  • . @DogulusPrime always keeps us company when one of us is taking a bath. What a good boy. We really don’t deserve d… https://t.co/yYOrNRj457 Mon Mar 04 01:50:11 +0000 2019
  • Congratulations to my colleague, Dr Christabelle Sethna, for her new book, “Abortion across Borders: Transnational… https://t.co/N9kqZlnYIH Sun Mar 03 23:58:14 +0000 2019
  • . @DogulusPrime https://t.co/myQ3nh3PZC Sun Mar 03 21:08:59 +0000 2019
  • Hey Agnes Makowski thanks for the follow! Sun Mar 03 19:21:51 +0000 2019
  • Hey cammoushka thanks for the follow! Sun Mar 03 19:00:32 +0000 2019
  • Genius https://t.co/xFXbpgsAt2 Sun Mar 03 15:33:40 +0000 2019
  • With the success of @SpaceX ‘s crew-capable capsule, what does it mean for the viability of the Russian program? Am… https://t.co/0iUT8LzFvA Sun Mar 03 15:05:09 +0000 2019
  • Unbelievably high definition video of @spacex Dragon capsule docking with the ISS https://t.co/H7toGBRfMo Sun Mar 03 14:58:30 +0000 2019
  • one person followed me and 2 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Sun Mar 03 10:50:31 +0000 2019
  • I bet on the wrong underdog tonight #UFC235 Sun Mar 03 05:59:09 +0000 2019
  • Anthony Smith is the first man I have ever seen wear socks to the Octagon. #UFC235 Sun Mar 03 05:27:45 +0000 2019
  • I enjoy how Cruz talks to Rogan like he’s a stoner dumb ass. #UFC235 Sun Mar 03 04:56:40 +0000 2019
  • Could this be a 10-8 round for Usman? #UFC235 Sun Mar 03 04:50:49 +0000 2019
  • It’s Marty from Nebraska! #UFC235 Sun Mar 03 04:31:28 +0000 2019
  • In the rankings list, why does Darren Till get an English flag and not a British one? #UFC235 Sun Mar 03 04:28:53 +0000 2019
  • Doesn’t Herb Dean watch pro wrestling? You’re supposed to lift the arm and let it drop THREE TIMES before you stop the fight! #UFC235 Sun Mar 03 04:26:23 +0000 2019
  • Oh shit. I thought Lawler was out. #UFC235 Sun Mar 03 04:20:13 +0000 2019
  • Askren gives hope to those of us with dad bods and weird postures #UFC235 Sun Mar 03 04:06:53 +0000 2019
  • Zhang invites Tecia to train in China. How sweet. I love this sport. #UFC235 Sun Mar 03 04:03:07 +0000 2019
  • I’m pulling for Zhang. I want to see a dominant Chinese fighter in the UFC #UFC235 Sun Mar 03 03:37:08 +0000 2019
  • Battle of the female corn rows! #UFC235 Sun Mar 03 03:35:42 +0000 2019
  • I’ve officially got money on Anthony Smith, because I’m getting a Buster Douglas feeling tonight #UFC235 Sun Mar 03 03:30:53 +0000 2019
  • I guess that’s one too many tattoos on his head. #UFC235 Sun Mar 03 03:24:07 +0000 2019
  • @kjmeroniuk He’s probably still recovering from 5 hours of Alex Jones. I know I am. Sun Mar 03 03:07:01 +0000 2019
  • @kjmeroniuk I missed those. I was thinking perhaps Dominic Cruz doing such good colour commentary was making Joe feel a little redundant Sun Mar 03 03:03:17 +0000 2019
  • @ondroad2royalty ha! Sun Mar 03 03:02:29 +0000 2019
  • Joe Rogan seems off his game tonight #UFC235 Sun Mar 03 02:58:54 +0000 2019
  • I know Abe Lincoln was a good wrestler, but I didn’t know he was Russian #UFC235 Sun Mar 03 02:49:06 +0000 2019
  • Waiting for the inevitable calls for a Johnny Walker vs John Jones fight #UFC235 Sun Mar 03 02:13:34 +0000 2019
  • This is genius. Someone has recorded Alex Jones’s rants into a folk song https://t.co/ZuUTM7DJmm Sat Mar 02 16:17:34 +0000 2019
  • #UFC235 https://t.co/dktdSrvsaS Sat Mar 02 14:22:53 +0000 2019
  • Damn! Incredible bulls-eye landing for the @SpaceX Falcon 9 reusable launch system. We are living in the future….. https://t.co/NV01ep99sa Sat Mar 02 14:04:39 +0000 2019
  • Can’t believe I had to wait until 2019 for a commercial crew spacecraft to be sent to the ISS. Should have done thi… https://t.co/c5C9acNw0l Sat Mar 02 14:01:04 +0000 2019
  • Damn. You can see her training manifest in crisp technique. Well done. https://t.co/4vOP1lB4HB Sat Mar 02 13:52:17 +0000 2019
  • Ben Askren and Chael Sonnen judge the best trash talk in combat sports history. Awesome. https://t.co/Fn4Vw0raAT Sat Mar 02 00:45:17 +0000 2019
  • RT @RepThomasMassie: If we violate the Constitution to build a wall, then the wall protects nothing. Fri Mar 01 22:51:04 +0000 2019
  • “God knows everything except where God came from.” Damn you, Alex Jones, for actually saying something interesting. Fri Mar 01 22:34:16 +0000 2019
  • I’m a brown guy. I laughed at the Trevor Noah India-Pakistan joke. But seriously, I’m a little amazed at how blasé… https://t.co/t8elCRsrQ2 Fri Mar 01 21:30:18 +0000 2019
  • No, I’m not crying, YOU’RE crying. *sniff* https://t.co/RxV7aFk6dT Fri Mar 01 19:59:56 +0000 2019
  • .@SpaceX launches a Dragon capsule to the ISS tomorrow! Does this spell the economic death of the Russian manned space program? Fri Mar 01 19:28:04 +0000 2019
  • RT @acoyne: Well done, everyone. https://t.co/65A1EfqDvk Fri Mar 01 17:58:24 +0000 2019
  • @ericsquair But but but but… What if he’s right? 😮 Fri Mar 01 13:26:51 +0000 2019
  • RT @arttavana: Joe Rogan is being viciously attacked for having a sense of humor & interviewing a wacky & powerless cartoon character who’s… Fri Mar 01 03:21:22 +0000 2019
  • I am learning so much about myself from the Alex Jones interview on Rogan. Apparently I’m a mad scientist member of… https://t.co/LMlNwoT4ZB Fri Mar 01 03:19:50 +0000 2019
  • I’m an hour into the epic interview of raving mad Alex Jones on Rogan’s podcast… And in walks Eddie Bravo! ZOMG t… https://t.co/IFfbXafcLA Fri Mar 01 03:14:07 +0000 2019
  • What I learned from Alex Jones on the Joe Rogan podcast: (1) the Ford Foundation runs the CIA, (2) Chinese communis… https://t.co/XX2LTb1kAm Fri Mar 01 03:05:37 +0000 2019
  • Listening now to Alex Jones on Joe Rogan podcast. I don’t think my fragile brain will recover from this assault. Fri Mar 01 02:34:32 +0000 2019