- Gotta say, the Kentucky Boys are my all-time favourite Amazing Race team #fb #
- Top search terms driving traffic to my blog today: "massive boner" and "fat Asians". I'm so proud. #fb #
- Day #2 of two-a-day workouts done. Owwwww… #fb #
- Et tu, Bill Maher? http://t.co/XZ3iWGSw #fb #
- Man, that Georgina Haig is one striking woman #Fringe #
- Good example of game theory (prisoner's dilemma) via a UK gameshow. The best part is the name: "Golden Balls". http://t.co/Ny1ezd7A #fb #
- One more paper accepted for publication… #fb #
- I'm at The Wellington Diner (Ottawa, ON) http://t.co/PIM5HpBO #
- Man, I can't believe how much I want @SugaRashadEvans to win @ufc145 #
- I think it's sort of offensive that UFC would sponsor one of their fighters and not the other. #ufc145 #
- My screen just froze with an image of @joerogan squinting like someone just spooged in his face #ufc145 #
- Is it me, or are @danawhite and @joerogan starting to look alike? #ufc145 #
- Rory McDonald should have kept the "Waterboy" name. It was endearing. "Ares" is just pretentious. #ufc145 #
- I take it back. Ben Rothwell is plenty scary #ufc145 #
- Ben Rothwell tries too hard to look mean. The calm-looking guys are scarier. #ufc145 #
- Mark Hominick was robbed! #ufc145 #
- People, by definition, your favourite novel can't be a work of non-fiction. Get it? #fb #
- Why does no one associated with UFC have any hair? #
- Why doesn't @SugaRashadEvans get the respect he deserves? The man is a beast! #ufc145 #
- Jeebus! Where did Joe Rogan's hair go? #ufc14t #
- Oh, Wonderboy
#ufc145 # - Come on, Wonderboy! #ufc145 #
- 44, single, childless, spending Saturday night watching the fight on TV in my underwear. Can't decide if this is cool or pathetic. #fb #
- Wonderboy! #ufc145 #
- A good case for the return of corporal punishment. Assholes. http://t.co/njHffxoD #fb #
- UFC fans, I'm calling it here: Rashad by TKO in the 4th. #ufc145 #
- Just heard this on a NatGeo documentary: "June is the mating season for wild ass." Snicker. #fb #
- Gonna put some money down on Rashad Evans tonight vs Jon Jones. Yeah, I said it. #ufc145 #fb #
- Free hotdogs at Loblaws! #nodiscipline #fb #
- New milestone: when a former student invites me to her daughter's baptism. #offiallyold #again #fb #
- Dear fashion gods, thanks for making tights "in". Signed, your local perv. #fb #
- Oh geez, now someone is talking loudly about "running for political office"…. but not in government, in TOASTMASTERS. #fb #
- Cripes. They're playing a remixed "dance" version of Anarchy In The UK. #fb #
- Blueberry pancakes and "home" made sausages at The Standard #fb http://t.co/Yn5xBni2 #
- My morning: interval sprints, blueberry pancakes, X-Men comics, and ignoring the raft of "urgent" messages in my inboxes… #fb #
- Carby pancakes or healthy protein salad for breakfast? Who are we kidding? Pancakes all the way… #fb #
- Ridiculous question on standardized test. I'm more offended by use of the non-word "contently". http://t.co/HDX3QOKH #fb #
- Ahh, the sweet smell of Ottawa today #fb #
- My latest published paper: "The Arab Uprising: Indicators of Female Health, Development and Empowerment" http://t.co/iUmXtMj9 #fb #
- My latest published paper: "Implications of India’s Skewed Sex Ratio" http://t.co/UDt00MFu #fb #
- My latest published paper: "The Killing of bin Laden…" http://t.co/HchtTf1g #fb #
- Oh, Coke Zero, you are a harsh mistress #addiction #fb #
- Bumped into @garthosman on Elgin St. #professorialsynergy #
- Responses to the most common Apollo moonlanding "hoax" accusations http://t.co/PwhYCw3f #fb #
- Most Extreme Human Spaceflight Records http://t.co/h9QP7Qej #fb #
- Rare photo of Neil Armstrong with the X-15, the spaceship the average person doesn't know about http://t.co/wRdlw0bL #fb #
- How 420 came to mean what it means http://t.co/Tn6jNgfp #fb #
- Apparently Hamilton's CHCH news this morning was interrupted by gay porn. Whole new meaning to "steel town." #fb #
- Lifestyle as Young Adult May Affect Age of Menopause — smoking and fatness are prime suspects http://t.co/YI5ObpUM #fb #
- A morning filled with fasting, interval sprints, blood tests and kale juice. I've had better. #fb #
- Not a good sign when the phlebotomist is being schooled by a patient on the names of arm veins. #fb #
- It must spend all its time licking itself… and liking the taste http://t.co/8X4nnN01 #
- ADHD is over-diagnosed: well, duhh http://t.co/XzpA0Gbg #fb #
- First-time divorce rate tied to education, race. Ahhh, data mining. http://t.co/cEMEqnp6 #fb #
- So, by this logic, we men who have 4 degrees are sexual superstars? Yes? Yes? Bueller? http://t.co/Ki60mVSR #fb #
- My current obsession http://t.co/3hAEi7Qp #fb #
- Growing concern for missing North York teen http://t.co/VxgJnUYt #
- Mmmmmm…. student-donated cognac… #fb #
- Latest gift from a (soon to be former) student #fb http://t.co/JUVv8Us1 #
- No, you shouldn't laugh at this. But it's funny! http://t.co/jIF6svAc #
- Most common search terms driving traffic to my blog this week: "gay cats." #fb #
- How can I be working out more, yet getting fatter? #oldage #fb #
- Friend at gym who hadn't seen me in a year: "ray, you look…. fat." #fb #
- I'm at Catherine street Chiropractic http://t.co/KCGd4JYq #
- Man, a manned L2 base would be a dramatic step forward http://t.co/LWMwkWBg #fb #
- Watching the Nazi-made movie about the Titanic. Frakking weird, man. #fb #
- Know what's a funny word? "Nutgrove." #fb #
- This secret service prostitution scandal is worthless without photos! (Strictly for scholastic purposes, of course.) #fb #
- A duck/duct tape duck. From @RedParrots. #fb http://t.co/aJSQPvL2 #
- I believe today is the 57th anniversary of the death of Albert Einstein #fb #
- I'm at Catherine street Chiropractic http://t.co/FBXwEJng #
- Just walked out the door without pants on. Made it all the way to the elevator before noticing! #fb #
- Drop test of the Orion spacecraft. http://t.co/sI24Z3vG via @NASA #
- Today's a good day to tweet some more good news about autism http://t.co/dKS3xOkH #fb #
- I think he should consider himself lucky http://t.co/oBSintfU #fb #
- I'm at The Fox & Feather Pub & Grill (Ottawa, ON) http://t.co/LMkmNdtt #
- Asperger's Test –I scored a 12 (yes, I'm surprised, too): http://t.co/cbPwjpw1 #fb #
- Tupac returns from the dead as a hologram. I'm officially scared now. http://t.co/GRmLbvSs #fb #
- Could autism be reversed with a pill? Irony = an autism vaccine http://t.co/KWaYraMY #fb #
- I'd thought I'd driven this from my memory: Ontario's failed "Icon" microcomputer: http://t.co/pu3EL5Yd #fb #
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Weekly Twitter Tweets for 2012-04-23
Monday, April 23rd, 2012Separated at Birth, part 19
Tuesday, April 17th, 2012The Problem With Hauntings
Monday, April 16th, 2012I don’t believe in ghosts. Well, not officially, anyway. But I’m regularly creeped out by ghost stories. A contradiction? Probably. Whenever the creepiness strikes me, a few logical conundrums also occur to me. Here are a few of them:
- If ghosts are supposed to be the disembodied spirits of dead people, how come the only ones people ever report seeing are those that died a few years ago? Why aren’t we pestered by hunter gatherer ghosts? Or those of Sumerian peasants?
- Why aren’t we haunted by the ghosts of dead animals? I’ve eaten enough chickens, pigs and cows in my day, that you’d figure an army of farm animal spirits would be seeking revenge on me.
- If ghosts are the spirits of those who died under traumatic conditions, what about a billion dinosaurs, all wiped out with an asteroid impact 65 million years ago? That’s pretty traumatic. Why aren’t there any dinosaur ghosts?
And these, my friends, are the questions that keep me up at night.
Weekly Twitter Tweets for 2012-04-16
Monday, April 16th, 2012- Using my Kinder Surprises as D&D figurines #ffb http://t.co/W6eOHnHr #
- This is not what it looks like. (Sadly.) #fb http://t.co/KTIKp1eR #
- Forgot I was cat-sitting. Scared me half to death when I opened the closet door. #fb http://t.co/upkbNeQs #
- Getting out my figurines and 20-sided dice. You know how this afternoon will be spent… #geekalert #fb #
- Always a special joy when your server is a former student #revengetimeforwhom #fb #
- Condo is spotless. You know what that means… #fb #
- My fave song from the greatest rock album ever recorded –even tried playing it on sitar! http://t.co/6aXgbDex #ziggy_40th_anniversary #fb #
- best comment: "Why can't more people be this wonderful? he doesn't make it look hard" http://t.co/3WwRVFOl #ziggy_40th_anniversary #fb #
- Celebrating the 40th anniversary of the greatest rock album ever recorded http://t.co/DqWi83n5 #fb #
- Re-watching David Bowie's 1976 interview by Russell Harty. The latter was such an unbearable ass. #fb #
- They make what now??? http://t.co/dDa6mQls #fb #
- Latest spam comment on my blog: "I hear you that horrible sound it make you will never forget. I feel for all the people in OK." #fb #
- I think jousting might have been the NASCAR of its day #fb #
- Standard Saturday morning: peanut butter, bacon, sit-ups, and Mythbusters re-runs. #fb #
- The accents on the UK Apprentice are increasingly indiscernible. #fb #
- *hic* #fb #
- I'm at Lieutenant's Pump (Ottawa, ON) http://t.co/K8X8SKyv #
- Best comment: "she is so homeschooled it hurts." http://t.co/RhjIcdxg #
- Yes, this is what I grew up on. http://t.co/jGPUMvhO #
- Funny how my travel grant to India is half the size of my travel grant to London, Ontario. #fb #
- Triple-stacked Reuben, greasy fries, gravy and diet Coke…. *groan*… what was I thinking? #fb #
- Yes, I attended circus school #fb #
- I'm at Ottawa MacDonald-Cartier International Airport (YOW) (Ottawa, ON) w/ 3 others http://t.co/Vwg2X7O3 #
- Yes, I'm on an airplane on Friday the 13th. What of it? #maybeanironicfinaltweet #fb #
- Someone just found my website by Googling "busty wrestle babes." My parents must be so proud. #fb #
- Protest on Queen St. Not sure against what. http://t.co/x82IQpaN #
- I neglected to note yesterday's 51st anniversary of manned spaceflight (and the 31st anniversary of the first shuttle mission). #fb #
- I'm at Billy Bishop Toronto City Airport Ferry (Toronto, ON) http://t.co/LrETgzaL #
- Damn, Toronto, when did all these burrito places pop up? #fb #
- I'm at Chapters (Toronto, ON) http://t.co/Uaeih74D #
- George Soros: "Whether or not the euro endures, Europe is facing a long period of economic stagnation or worse." http://t.co/y5A6MPkJ. #fb #
- I'm at The Office Pub (Toronto, ON) w/ 3 others http://t.co/O1vTtwVI #
- I bought this a few years ago. Definitely worth it: http://t.co/cBv84UcF #fb #
- What exactly is in that Swiss Chalet dipping sauce? Anything toxic I should know about? #fb #
- Nothing says "good morning" quite like a dead spider in your protein shake #fb #
- I'm at Art Gallery of Ontario (Toronto, ON) w/ 2 others http://t.co/kY3aLCHB #
- Am eating a burrito, alone in a parked car in downtown Toronto at 10pm on a weeknight. Is that cool or sad? #fb #
- Finally getting my Burrito Boyz burrito. Yummmm…. #fb #
- I'm at Burrito Boyz (Toronto, ON) http://t.co/lS81Acj5 #
- Aw geez. Just told a 10 minute joke on stage and no one laughed. #bombed #
- I'm at Brazen Head Irish Pub (Toronto, ON) http://t.co/ivHZzGKc #
- If I didn't know any better, I'd think this was a sad, sad, stand-up comedy routine http://t.co/zd8UMdgx #fb #
- On Porter 280 to Toronto. Anyone else here? Never mind. Leave me alone. #fb #
- Of sure, NOW the world discovers books about Guyana http://t.co/FmRNGHIJ #fb #
- I've beaten the inbox down to 55. Let's see how long that lasts. #fb #
- A little geekily excited about the new Vrtucar electric vehicle… #fb #
- Always love it when PorterAir lets me on an earlier flight with no charge #fb #
- Oh that moment of temptation when you discover someone hasn't logged out their gmail on a public computer… #fb #
- Off to the airport. No one bug me for another hour or two. Deal? #fb #
- NEVER agree to those credit card balance protection plans. Trying to cancel it is always a nightmare. #fb #
- It's now confirmed that I'm headed to India again this summer to give a couple of lectures. Who wants to come with me? #fb #
- Downloaded "crowd-funded" SF series "L5". This is the future of entertainment financing… http://t.co/ftadzVgp #fb #
- Cab driver: "What do you do?" Me: "Scientist." Driver: "Oh you're one of them smart guys." (Looks at me.) "Sure don't look like it." #fb #
- The latest development in organ tourism http://t.co/cELdjWhI #
- Awkward. http://t.co/2tGutQYP #
- I do not recommend expired chewable Gravol #fb #
- For those wondering, I'm not responding to any serious emails or texts or messages until this frivolous long weekend is over. #fb #
- The evolution of Lindsay Lohan. Aieee…. http://t.co/QPbRoSGH #
- How about one year, just one year, without any movies, TV shows or books about vampires or zombies? Please? #fb #
Separated at Birth, part 18
Wednesday, April 11th, 2012For part 17, click here.
Weekly Twitter Tweets for 2012-04-09
Monday, April 9th, 2012- Damn, Paranormal Witness is one creepy show. #
- Do Satanists celebrate Beaster? #fb #
- Timbits are not the path to fitness #fb #
- It just took me 25 minutes to remember Al Gore’s name. #fb #
- I’m at 7 West Cafe (Toronto, Canada) http://t.co/ENk7xqvk #
- Abandoned character from “Streetcar Named Desire” – Specialistes du Bois #fb http://t.co/fe61Ay53 #
- The Queen and Prince Phillip visit Guyana in 1966.Nice historical film for those interested in Guyanese history: http://t.co/Y4w9fSsa #fb #
- I’m at Green Room (Toronto, ON) w/ 7 others http://t.co/CNCh09E1 #
- Note to self: don’t mix beer, sake, gin, vodka and a series of shooters of undetermined content. *hic* #fb #
- The car rental agency upgraded my economy car to a hearse. So, um, who needs a ride? #fb #
- 3:20am and the inbox is only down to 63. Sigh. #fb #
- This should be the official emoticon for the tea bagging party- 3:-) #fb #
- Things I have learned today: a yoctogram is equivalent to a billionth of a billionth of a millionth of a gram. #fb #
- I’m at Catherine street Chiropractic http://t.co/KSuqpnio #
- My Kinder surprise looks like a blow-up sex doll for fish fetishists. #fb http://t.co/zJa9sHxP #
- Since when are Kinder surprises made of paper? #lame #fb #
- Whosoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of Thor #fb #
- Can’t…stay….awake…. #fb #
- Best excuse for skipping your morning workout is a sudden grant deadline. #fb #
- Grilling steaks on the roof. #badhindu #fb #
- Here’s me telling a long, drawn-out story as part of Grant’s True Tales. Damn, I look fat. http://t.co/U9lv7oCN #
- Another faculty meeting. Can’t… stay… awake… #fb #
- Dear class I’m about to guest lecture: I was going to surprise you with pizza, but realized my regular students would kill me if I did. #fb #
- I get a tingly feeling everytime someone Googles me #fb #
- Barack Obama Singing Sexy and I Know It http://t.co/cKt8Qvp0 #fb #
- Sitting out in the hall while the students “evaluate” me. I should have left the webcam running. #fb #
- Tonight is the last class of the year. You students had better show up! #fb #
- In faculty meeting, going numb. I’m going to start chewing my own tongue soon. #fb #
- And it’s scooter season! #fb #
- Man, running stairs after 2 hours of sleep is not fun. #fb #
- Marilyn Monroe was skinny and petite. Deal with it. http://t.co/db2inV3x via #fb #
- This guy’s gonna need some serious glasses. http://t.co/RwqMKjiS #
Those Mysterious Scratches
Monday, April 9th, 2012Just finished watching a marathon session of Paranormal Witness, a new show about ghostly business. All of the episodes were deeply creepy and disturbing, even though I’m pretty sure that most of the “mysteries” can be explained by recall bias, pranksterism and wild imaginations. Even so, not even our friendly neighbourhood rational epidemiologist is immune from being scared to the bones by a good, old-fashioned ghost story.
I’ve had a few creepy experiences myself. One of my recurring issues is sleep paralysis, which is well described by neurological science, but is still creepy as all f@ck. I won’t describe my experiences with it here, since it can get a little banal. But this link is a good resource for others who suffer from this most terrifying of afflictions: Nine Ways to Wake Up from Sleep Paralysis.
Speaking of creepy, regular readers will recall my various experiences with mysterious night time scratches. I blogged about them (complete with photos!) here and here.
A reader commented on my last post:
Hi. I get these scratches quite often – right now I am getting cut every night, while I am sleeping. If I could upload a pic I would show you last night’s. Right now I have scars on my neck, upper right arm, upper left arm, and left shoulder.
It has happened for a few years, and it comes and goes. What’s interesting is that my wife and I have tried everything imaginable and we can’t replicate the cuts, i.e. our nails can’t make those types of cuts, neither can anything around the bed area. Not even a pin.
They are normally deep and they cause a slight scab, and I can only imagine they are like cats claws – needless to say, we don’t have any pets.
What’s more interesting is that my 3 boys have also been cut at various times over the past few years. But my wife has never been cut.
We are normal sane people in a happy house, and we can’t figure it out. We simply cannot find anything lying around that would cause these nasty ragged cuts. It feels supernatural to us.
He offered to share his photos with me, and I’m publishing them here. Both are from the last few days. The first is of his neck, the second is of his son’s face. Really creepy stuff:
And if that’s not spooky enough, check out these similar pics.
Separated at birth, part 17
Thursday, April 5th, 2012For part 16, click here.
First up, Iggy Pop and Jennifer Aniston, first noted here.
And, as a bonus, one that has confused me for some time: Katy Perry and Zoey Deschanel:
Mind you, these guys tell us how to tell the difference.
Weekly Twitter Tweets for 2012-04-02
Monday, April 2nd, 2012- :Twitter haiki 323 – "Gypsy therapists / Offer odour-based treatments / Roma therapy" #fb #
- Is it ironic when epidemiology videos go viral? #fb #
- Listening to OMD perform w/ the Liverpool Philharmonic. Feels like an acid flashback. (Not, um, that I would know what that feels like) #fb #
- Grilling steaks on the roof. In the rain. #fb #
- Cartoons and a gin-and-tonic: Saturday night for a single man in his 40s. #fb #
- My students be soooo talented #wonderland #fb #
- I'm at University Of Ottawa – Health Sciences (Ottawa, Ontario) http://t.co/tWooIjnX #
- Whoohoo! My scooter is back home. #fb #
- This year's 4th year epidemiology posters are the best ever… the one time I did NOT teach 4th year epidemiology. Coincidence? #fb #
- A grad student: "Wine is a compromise between coffee and beer." I disagree. Discuss. #fb #
- 20 minutes of running stairs and I think I'm actually fatter than when I began. #fb #
- Damn it. Turns out it *is* "duck tape", and not "duct tape." Universe, why must you mess with my ego this early in the morning? #fb #
- Shit. I hate being wrong. http://t.co/51CRAXk4 #fb #
- People, it's "duct tape", not "duck tape." It's for sealing ducts, not ducks! #fb #
- Chick pea burger and a petite tenderloin at the Manx #fb http://t.co/7gwWI7xv #
- Bumping into a former student at a reception thingy http://t.co/8oNsas2i #
- Just did 300 sit-ups while eating a mango. That's a sport now, right? #fb #
- Today's meaningless, annoying phrase: "At this time…" What's wrong with just saying, "Now"? #fb #
- At lecture on HiV by Dr Kevin Fenton. Packed room. I see some of my students here… #
- The latest gift from a (former) student #fb http://t.co/rqeseDdG #
- "Meditation is a waste of time, like learning French or kissing after sex." -Jack Donaghy #fb #
- Can't believe the stunning @julietlandau is 2 years older than me. Happy birthday to the daughter of one of my favourite actors. #
- According to the World Population Clock, the 7 billionth person on this planet will be born sometime today http://t.co/jYXj0qOC #fb #
- Canned salmon is just weird #fb #
- Okay, I'm taking Trudeau over Brazeau… only because of my everlasting admiration for Pierre #fb #
- Uhoh. For some reason all this wine has me reminiscing about the 80s. #fb #
- Red wine and onion rings: dinner of champions #fb #
- Dear Rick Santorum: pink balls are preferable to blue balls #fb #
- In a room full of new professors. They all look so young! #gettingoldsucks #fb #
- I'm at Telfer School Of Management, Desmarais Building | École De Gestion Telfer, Pavillon Desmarais – UOttawa http://t.co/a2xFG7YV #
- Dear U of Ottawa Centre for Academic Leadership: kudos for including starfruit in your fruit salad! Much appreciated! #fb #
- Alarm set for 6:AM. Out of bed at 7:30. #snoozebutton #fb #
- Chapati should be the plural of chapatum. #fb #
- And how did my visa bill get to $7000 this month? #fb #
- I'm convinced the downfall of civilization began the day the pre-mixed peanut butter and jelly in the same jar #lazy #fb #
- Oooo. New Ottawa convention centre has spiffy bathrooms #fb #
- Attending early morning workshop on research ethics. Can't… stay… awake… #fb #
- Just cringed when the narrator of a History Channel show said "shined" when he should have said "shone." I give up. #grammarnazi #fb #
- Wow, Full Metal Jousting is surprisingly entertaining #fb #
- Cleaning my computer keyboard in the dishwasher seems to have worked! #fb #
- Inbox holding at 72…. so much more work to do! #fb #
- Green tea and a Mythbusters marathon: I'm trying really hard to do work in daylight hours. Soooo hard. #fb #
- Canada’s professors are highest paid in the world… but no, I'm not picking up the tab http://t.co/7byQA3Vh #fb #
- Sushi for breakfast' 'cause that's how I (California) roll. #fb #
- Impressed by the attentiveness, promptness and diligence of @uOttawaNow #
- Excuse me, Ottawa, i'd already stowed all the winter clothing. #fb #
















