Category: guyana

Housekeeping

Got nothing special for you today.  Just some random doo-dads.

Went to the 29 year anniversary of my junior high school graduation this weekend.  Yep, 29 years.  It seems my school, Earl Grey Sr, was the inspiration for the DeGrassi Junior High TV show.  This was because of the role of the school librarian, the late Bruce Mackey.  I have many strong memories of Mr Mackey, who always exuded that most profound of teacherly emotions: he cared.

Both my sister and I were graduating valedictorians of that school, 2 years apart.  My later friends Ed Wong and Greg Beiles would fill the intermediate years.  Rumour has it that Greg ripped off my speech, which was fine, because I ripped off Ed’s speech.  And Ed, of course, ripped off my sister’s speech.

I suspect they’ve discontinued the valedictory tradition, since the plaques had been taken off the main wall and were showed, instead, in the 1980s  decades room.  Here it is:

Yep, the reflection in the top plaque is that of yours truly taking the photo, with my sister Phani looking over my shoulder, for some reason appearing horrified.

This weekend I also gave a workshop at the International Women and Children’s Health conference in Hamilton, Ontario.  The hotel I stayed in made out my receipt to “Raywag” Deonandan, which I find sort of amusing.  A Google image search for “Raywag” reveals a plethora of fine-looking Asian babes, as well as some other weirdness.

But the weirdest part was that my hotel room’s TV was stuck on the hunting channel.  I keep waking up to the most horrific scenes of animal murder.  I don’t know why I’m telling you this, but there it is.

That is all.

In other news…

There’s a new article up at Skiffy.ca, this time by the Red Parrot.

I found this paper by Anand Boodram, about Indo-Caribbean identity.  He cites me a lot, which is nice.

I’ve finally uploaded some long-queued photos to my flickr.com page.  These include pics from my 2008 trip to Guyana, my trip to Guyana earlier this summer and my trip to Guyana just a couple of weeks ago.  Hmm, it seems I’m spending way too much time in Guyana.  Oh yes, there are also a few pics from the junior high school reunion this past weekend, and a handful from Hallowe’en.  Enjoy!

The Last Schlep

One week of schlepping bags across the Upper Mazaruni area of Guyana’s rainforest, as part of the latest Ve’ahavta medical team, and I’m finally in the Georgetown airport, awaiting my flight home… just in time for whatever Hallowe’en festivities await.

Since internet connectivity was not available in the interior, I saved up my blog posts.  Have at ‘em!

Oct 22

What a charmed life I lead.  Hours ago I was hunched in front of a computer in frigid Toronto, and now I’m… hunched in front of a computer inside a tent in the Amerindian village of Waramadong in the remote interior of Guyana.

Arriving in Georgetown early morning, I hightailed it to Ogle airport to catch a bush plane to Kamarang, which is a remote community near the Venezuela border.  The plane only had two passengers: me and a young man who was transporting a birthday cake. Yes, a birthday cake.

Here’s a pic of the view from my seat on the bush plane, of the rainforest below:

Here’s a pic of the front of the plane’s cockpit.  My mobile’s camera is able to detect the propeller:

There I met up with my contacts who filled both my hands with bottles of Guinness and loaded me onto a dug-out canoe.  So there we were, tipsy on beer, making our way down a jungle river, stopping only to piss.  Weird life.

Over for now.

Oct 23
Jawallah Village


Day 2 of the current expedition to Guyana.  My good friend and strong-like-ox team leader Bekkie departed for Canada today.  We took a long leisurely boat ride to Kamarang village to drop her off at the airstrip before continuing on another two hours to Jawallah.

Last night was sort of interesting.  After traveling for close to 24 hours straight, I bedded down in a palatial tent inside the Waramadong health centre, with my new compatriots fast asleep in adjacent tents.

I was awakened in starts, first by the lovely growl of distant howler monkeys, and then by the less than pleasant cantankerous outbursts of a drunken and profane man, whose voice indicated that he was inside the health centre.  I could hear the snores of my colleagues.  Why weren’t they awakened by this man?

I would drift back to sleep, quite confused, only to be awakened by a long string of very loud four letter words.  I had the presence of mind to reach for my knife, never far from hand.  But being semiconscious and very confused, I never found the wherewithal to get up and investigate.  Was it a dream?  Heck, I’d been in Ottawa earlier that day, and now I was in a tent in the South American jungle, possibly hearing a drunken AmerIndian man wander in our midst.  I was confused and dazed.

In the morning I learned that the drunk had been our boat captain, who was engaged in either an inebriated argument with persons real or imaginary, or having night terrors.  I lean to the former.  A weird first night.

After exhausting ourselves lugging our bags about 200 metres from the boat landing to our tenting location, we relaxed into a delicious swim in the black waters.  (For me, more like a splash than a swim… I can’t bring myself to swim in river waters that are too black to see more than an inch beneath the surface.)

Afterwards, I was overcome with a desperate desire for carbonated pop. A can of coke goes for US$3 here.  A colleague bought me an ice cold sprite, and I cherished it like my firstborn.

The evening ended with us lazily enjoying the full moon reigning over the Kamarang jungle river.  A tropical thunderstorm forced us back to our tents.  A long, hopefully sleep-filled night awaits.

Oct 24
Jawallah village


The village is nestled in a gorgeous section of the interior, with a moonlit river snaking between two banks of somewhat well developed human settlement.  The problem is that, frankly, people suck.  The young men seem perpetually drunk. Sexual assault is highly prevalent. Even the women of our team, usually deemed beyond such unwanted attentions, suffer vile comments and innuendos.  Indeed, one of our doctors witnessed what seems to be a rape attempt within the confines of our very clinic.

I’m afraid to say that my impression of Jawallah, despite its gorgeous children and friendly villagers, is one of drunken louts and sexual predators.

Nonetheless we had a productive clinic today, with about 70 patients seen.  One in particular ate up a fair amount of clinical time: an older man needing a circumcision after suffering an inflamed foreskin.  Not the most pleasant thing to watch.

I find myself strangely worried about some water purification kits I gave out to scores of villagers.  I gave strict instructions for one packet of the agent to be used for 10 litres of water…. but I’m worried that someone might create an over-concentrated batch as drinking water, and end up feeding his children insufficiently diluted bleach!

I think the fears are unfounded.  But I’m a worrier.

Off to sleep now… in a tent on concrete, as a dying generator and howling dogs scorch the background soundscape.

Oct 25
Kamarang

A half day clinic in Jawallah was instructive.  The day began with a house call to a house down the way, where an elderly woman had split her knee open after a bad fall.  Doing triage, I had my joyous fill of wrestling with adorable AmerIndian kids fighting to avoid having their temperatures taken.

I’ll never forget one particularly adorable 2 year old girl with undiagnosed Down’s Syndrome and partial paralysis resulting from a stroke.

Heartbreaking, yes, but as one of our doctors reminded me, each child is –as cliched as this may sound– a source of hope.

We took down our clinic and went off by boat to Kamarang, transporting two patients in the process, one of whom had to be carried the agonizing 60 feet or so of stairs going straight up from the boat landing to the health centre.

And here we are now, camped out in a local guest house.  The rest of the team is bedded down in tents on the guest house grounds.  I opted to pay the $20 for a private room and a bed.  Hey, I’ve got nothing to prove.

Tomorrow, off to Bartica…. and a chance to upload these blog posts!

Oct 27

Bartica

It’s 10:30 pm and I’m drunk off my ass.  We’re toasting the early departure of Dr Louis , a fascinating and hardworking man who easily won my respect and affection.

Today was a profoundly interesting day.  We provided a full day of clinical services to the inmates of the Mazaruni Prison (for long term offenders) and of Sibley Hall (for first time offenders).

The prisoners were uniformly respectful and pleasant.  A brief altercation arose after someone called someone else an “Auntie Man”, but otherwise things went swimmingly.  We saw 110 patients, much more that we would have seen in a community clinic, due to the regimented nature of the prisoner consults.

Some observations…

I don’t ever intend on being in a Third World prison.  Please Zod, never.

Almost everyone had a low back pain complaint.  Our physiotherapist had to see them four at a time.  Increasingly, I am convinced that the fastest growing global health needs are for psychiatric counseling and physiotherapy.

There were many cases of men who thought they had TB, but who just had migraines.

There were many cases of men with headaches and coughs who likely had TB.

There were a great many cases of swollen testicles (a result of undiagnosed STI perhaps) and at least one likely case of testicular cancer.

Language continues to be a barrier in providing services.  Yes, everyone speaks English, but not all English is alike.

I’d like to give more anecdotes, but I don’t think it would be ethical.  Suffice it to say that this visit has been downright fascinating, and certainly justifies my participation in this mission, as I hope to write a paper about it all.

Okay, off to bed.  Tomorrow we provide a clinic to the community of Itaballi then do a call-in TV show.

Oct 30

Toronto

So glad to be back in Canada.  The Customs dude caught me bringing back more rum than  what I am allowed, but let it pass since my mission had been a humanitarian one.  See, kids?  Volunteering pays off!

I didn’t mention than on our last day in the frontier, as we took a boat ride toward the city, we passed a bloated body that had been washed up on the beach.  This is officially the 4th random dead body I’ve seen in my various trips to Guyana.  What is it about this place?

Awaiting my flight to Ottawa now, and a frantic search for a Hallowe’en costume.  I have soooo much work to catch up on, and now I can add getting a TB skin test.  I’m concerned about my exposure, particularly in the Mazaruni prison.

In addition, I have a special treat for my students on Monday.  First they get to see my various bites.  Here’s a pic of my ankle:

Then they get to watch me take my medication for possible intestinal worm infection.  I don’t know that I have worms, but so many of the kids that we saw did have them.  And so many cute little toddlers –whom I was holding while their mothers received treatment– stuck their dirty little hands in my mouth.  There are no toys in my mouth!

Okay, off to get a stiff drink.

Village Reunion

Greetings from Guyana, where I am frantically packing before my flight home tomorrow.  Among other tasks this past week was the much anticipated reunion of former residents of my family’s old village of Windsor Forest.  My family left the village about 40 years ago.  I’ve been back a few times since, but my parents haven’t set foot in the place in decades.  The reunion saw several generations of ex-pats arrive to re-live their long lost innocent youths.  As an aside, the village was once featured in an anthropological treatise by Raymond Smith of the University of Chicago.

I don’t have a lot of time right now to write anything of substance.  So instead you get a brief glimpse of the festivities through the following photos.

A tiny ferris wheel entertains the kiddies

My father tells us of his rice farming days

A pastoral view of the rear of the village

A foot race for the young village boys

The last event: climbing the "greasy pole"

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Extra Bits of Tid

Just some housekeeping notes today:

My latest India Currents article, “Advantage India“, was picked up and syndicated by New American Media under the title, “Why India Has An Advantage Over China“.

The photos from my most recent trip to Guyana –described in this recent blog post– are now posted over on Flickr.com. Here’s a taste:

It’s a photo of a government- or NGO-sponsored mural drawn on the famous Georgetown sea wall. The funny part is that they left out the “c” in “choose” and no one seems to have noticed.

And here’s a video of the manatees in the botanical gardens:

The sad part is that their waters are polluted, even there in the park, with pop bottles and other trash thrown in. And due to drought, the levels of of their small pond are not being well maintained.

Depressed yet?

Missives From Guyana

Feb 16 – Bethany, Guyana

It is Feb 16 and I’ve been back in Guyana for almost 4 days. As I write this, I am huddled under a mosquito net, recognizing the keyboard keys by the illumination afforded by my headlamp, and sweltering in heat that feels like 35 degrees or so. It is 9pm in Bethany in region 2, and I am presently visiting a clean, organized medical mission run by 7th Day Adventist missionaries. I expected to be sleeping on an open deck, knife clutched for fear of nocturnal aggressive dogs and other such creatures. Instead, the mission has given me a luxurious private bungalow in which to spend the night.

Luxurious is a relative term, of course. This is still mostly rainforest. My bed is shielded by a mosquito net. But all types of creepy crawlies are being drawn to the glow of the computer screen, and the net is now crawling with life. Oh, and there’s a family of frogs living in my toilet bowl. The missionaries call them “surpprise frogs” for the obvious reason. They may regret their choice of abode tomorrow morning when my bean-heavy meal is fully digested. Then they’ll be the ones who are surprised.

Yes, my line of work really is stressful. To greet us in Bethany, the college arranged for their top massage students to give us each a one our relaxation massage. Beneath starlight, nestled in the jungle’s humid embrace and soothed by the otherworldly tweets and chirps of creatures unseen, we had the knots of our muscles expertly pressed away.

The college, by the way, is a training centre for vegetarian Seventh Day Adventist Bible workers who wish to attach medical skills to their missionary work. I have my hesitancies about mixing religion and medicine, but it’s nothing new in the history of humankind, and there is no doubt that these are intelligent, caring people who –religion or no religion– can provide some much needed health relief for the tens of thousands in Guyana who suffer without regular medical care. And there’s also no denying that the college has created a wondrous, peaceful and comfortable home here in the Essequibo region, literally carved out of pure jungle. With all the holiness about, it’s a wonder my unclean self doesn’t burst into flames.

Their vegetarianism is also a boon. Despite my regular bacon fixations, I am mostly a vegetarian myself (mostly!), and prefer to remain strictly so while traveling. Guyana has proven particularly difficult to maintain such a diet, so it’s a fantastic thing to be housed in a compound that produces very creative and healthy vegetarian fare.

This is my umpteenth trek to Guyana, each time with a different mission and purpose, and each time with a different destination. In the morning we travel to the AmerIndian village of Mashabo, where we will explore potential new development projects. Then it’s back to Georgetown to await our Friday morning flight home. A medical team attached to the NGO I’m representing on this trip is presently in the deep interior, near the Venezuelan border; they are returning to Georgetown Friday evening and I’m sad that I won’t be able to meet up with them before leaving.

Our first stop was the frontier town of Bartica, outpost of boatmen and gold miners straggling in from Brazil, Venezuela and all points within Guyana. Here’s an object lesson for those North Americans among you who have never ventured abroad: one night, at dinner with four senior men of Bartica, they turned the conversation, in all seriousness, to the topic of whether one’s first love can truly end. It’s something I’ve seen throughout my journeys, but never in the “West”: men from all walks of life –builders, miners, politicians, labourers– gathering together to discuss the nature of love.

The bugs are spooking me now. Got to turn off the computer!

Feb 17 – Bethany, Guyana

Just returned from a visit to the AmerIndian village of Mashabo, which is home to 400-500 Awarak and Carib Indians, cared for by one overworked health care worker, the very charming and experienced Esther. Our job here is to scope out the community’s appropriateness for a medical intervention. My personal agenda is to determine whether any smaller, low investment but high income, projects can be initiated here. The answer to both questions is yes.

Mashabo is a gorgeous set of wooden homes nestled above a seemingly pristine lake. Like all waters in Guyana, the lake is brown and muddy, but somehow seems cleaner and almost blue from a distance. Esther informed us that ongoing issues include malaria, maternal health problems, chronic pain management, blood counts and contraception needs, all within the NGO’s mandate. Additionally, our visit to the underresourced primary school leads us to conclude that teaching aids, particularly with respect to language and science teaching, are most needed. This, I think, is a potentially cheap and impactive development initiative.

At one point, I went for a walk down one of the trails cut by a tractor (logging is the major industry here). Exotic plants and insects abounded, as well as the ubiquitous rustle in the foliage that was usually a splendid ground-dwelling bird or one of many species of large lizard. This is the jungle, after all.

I spotted another trail, mostly overgrown, that looked to have been cut by machete days earlier. Did I dare? How brave was I? This is, after all, the land of five very prevalent poisonous snake species, killer jaguars, poisonous spiders and a plethora of unnamed biting things that can cause disease, pain and even death. I’ve been to jungles in Guyana, Guatemala, India, Malaysia, Thailand and Uganda before. I’ve tracked wild mountain gorillas through the Congo jungle, bivouaced in a hammock on the Brazilian border to hear the jaguars patrolling, piloted a bamboo raft across a jungle river from Thailand into Burma, and have stared down forest foxes on the steps of remote Mayan ruins being overtaken by the forest. I contemplated the snake-proof gaiters in my pack, the mosquito mask in my back pocket and the hunting knife in my front pocket.

Yes, I dared.

And as I bravely set foot onto this path of new dangers, furtively congratulating myself on my masculine courage, I suddenly jumped back! I was surprised by six barefoot AmerIndian schoolboys, the eldest no more than 7, running happily from out of the “dangerous” path. Each turned to me and politely said in turn, “Good afternoon, sir!”

Yeah, I’m an idiot.

It’s 7pm now and I’m back at the mission. The blazing stars glare down through crystal clear skies, and the oppressive heat sets in for the night. I must awaken at 5:AM to make the boat back to Georgetown. But I go to sleep now with a strange contentment. We heard tonight the members of the mission singing, broken youth who have come here to mend and to find a new way. Christian songs echoing through the jungle, like something out of a Jeremy Irons movie (you know the one). I am not a Christian, but I understand what they do here, and I appreciate it.

Feb 18, Georgetown, Guyana

I awoke at 4:AM to catch a speedboat to the town of Supenaam, where anotherboat would take us to Parika, followed by a drive to Georgetown. In the wee hours, the jungle is dark and silent, save for the constant buzzing of weird insects and the occasional crash of something unknown against a hard surface. I took the time to examine the stars, so brilliant and skewed than what I’m used to in Canada.

I heard another of those mysterious crashes coming from the thickest part of the snaking treeline, and flipped on my headlamp to have a gander. We are below sea level, in a genuine South American jungle. The air is as thick as soup, coarse with raw oxygen spewed forth by the greenery. In front of my lamp, a line of plankton-like objects swam in the air, reminding me that life is everywhere here, even in the breathable air, fully explaining my endless allergic reactions.

Hours of peaceful boat journey back to the “city” were instructive. Passing children –7 or 8 years old– clean and lovely in their pressed school outfits, actually rowed their own boats to school. Children in Canada at that age whine about their electronic toys. Children here perform daily manual labour to earn the right to go to school.

We stop to pick up a mother and her three schoolage kids. One of them has been up all night with diarrhea, so they are heading to the hospital. There is a diarrhea epidemic across the country right now, as a mini-drought has gripped the nation, leading to improper use of stagnant waters. One child spends the boat time brushing his teeth with clean water in a cup, spitting into the myserious brownness of the river. It is a weirdly peaceful sight.

In Georgetown we checked into the Hotel Tower, my 5th time staying here in the last 10 years. Ironically, my father had been a waiter and busboy here 60 years ago. He wouldn’t recognize the place today, with its contemporary discotheque, free wifi and in-house spa. Don’t get me wrong –it’s still a Third World inn, so it’s no Ramada or Continental. But it certainly has changed since my father’s day.

We met briefly with the people who run Food For The Poor, an international NGO that delivers –you guessed it– food for the poor. Then topped off the day with a bit of tourism: a trip to the zoo.

Now, I’d been to the Georgetown zoo several times before, most recently only four days ago! But there’s not much else to do around here. For the equivalent of US$4,two people enjoyed entrance and an alcoholic beverage each. Trust me, booze helps you accept some of the horrors you see in this place. My least favourite is the adult African lion, kept in a concrete cage no bigger than a king-sized bed. The poor beast looked bored and miserable.

Most fiercesome were the harpy eagles and various species of South American owls, each big enough and with talons broad enough to easily pick a human baby from its mother’s arms. The harpy eyed me with malicious intent, until I distracted it by indicating a nearby child: much easier pickings.

Interestingly, there’s a huge fenced in exhibit featuring…. a cow. Yes, a cow. With the cow was a toucan in a cage. A cow and a toucan. I think there’s a Saturday morning cartoon there somewhere.

Further on is the tapir enclosure. A sign above it indicates that this tapir is on loan from the Philadelphia zoo. Why is this interesting? Because I’ve seen tapirs in Guyana before… wandering about, minding their own business. Tapirs are indigenous to Guyana. Why do they need to get one from Philadelphia, of all places?

Weirdest of all were the monkey enclosures. These are large metal cages holding many spider monkeys, howler monkeys, and other breeds I did not identify. The spider monkeys are huge, elegant and sad, with active prehensile tails and faces of red otherworldly delight. They are so bored that they shake the hand of any passing human, possibly writing on their palms in secret monkey script, “Send help!”

But several of the smaller monkey species have figured out how to get out. They treat the cage like a sort of townhouse, coming and going as they please, occasionally visiting other monkey species in their cages. I was concerned about one of them wandering into the anaconda or jaguar enclosure, so I alerted an employee.

“Oh those aren’t our monkeys,” she said. “They come from the outside.”

Really? If there are so many monkeys just kicking about visiting their monkey friends in prison, why do we bother even having a monkey prison?!!!

Clearly, this is not the most progressive zoo in the world. I think the alcohol might have given it away.

Off to dinner now, then a long night of catching up on overdo work. Then back to the cold winter of Canada.

Flying Behemoths… Or Should That Be "Behemothra"?

Here I am in Toronto international airport, awaiting a flight to Kingston, Jamaica. I’m attending the annual meeting of the Caribbean Studies Association, where tomorrow morning at 8:am sharp I’ll be saying my two bits about health literacy amongst AmerIndians in Guyana’s far interior.

Right in front of me is the largest civilian jumbo jet airliner in the world, the Airbus 380-800. This one is run by Air Emirates. Here are a couple of pics I just snapped on my trusty Treo:


And here’s a blurry pic of the press scrum surrounding the behemoth’s pilots. I’m surprised no one tried to arrest me for taking this. Security is pretty tight. Mind you, even the ground crew comes with cameras in hand:

Almost ready to board. Before I forget, my recent interview with Drs Robert Huisch and Qais Ghanem, about the Cuban medical system, is now available for download on Dr Ghanem’s website. Here’s a pic of Robert and me, snapped by Qais before the interview:


Yes, my hairstyle is a tribute to Ed Grimley.

Spinal Crap

Well this has been quite the interesting week for me. Due to my herniated disc, I’ve been pretty much disabled, living in agony on my living room floor, unable to do the most basic tasks for myself. I have a new appreciation for the difficult lives of people with debilitating diseases. At times, the pain has been unbearable, almost driving me to tears. The strongest drugs at my disposal have done nothing, and some hours there wasn’t a single position that was pain free.

I had to proctor three exams this past week, and did each while lying on the floor of the exam room, my lower back supported by either my acuball or a hot water pad. Not exactly pain free, but manageable. Actually getting to the exam room was the issue, as I limped along in blinding agony. Here are some photos I took on my cell phone while lying on the floor:

And here’s a self portrait of my creepy mug trying hard not to grimace in pain while lying on the floor of the exam room:

Last night, the pain was so intense that I decided to go to the Emergency Room and request an epidural steroid. Putting on my shoes took half an hour, and was so tiring that I had to lie down to rest. Well, I was so exhausted that I fell asleep right there on the floor by my door, and never made it to the hospital. This is a good thing, since all I was looking for was a good night’s sleep.

I woke up with a modicum less pain, but it was still a nightmare getting to my feet and down the street to pick up my vrtucar. See, I had to give a presentation this morning to a group of medical students going abroad. I wrote the bloody thing, in agony, while lying on the floor the night before. Luckily, I’d given several similar presentations over the past 2 years, so it was only a matter of plucking slides from existing sets.

Once again, I had to do the presentation alternating between standing, sitting, leaning, and lying on both a table and the floor. Sort of like William Shatner on The Family Guy:


Then I even managed to do a recording for a radio interview in my office, again while lying on the floor and coked up on pain killers. This horizontality is becoming my thing, I think.

By the time I got home, the drugs had all but knocked me out. I took a nap, half hanging off my bed, and awoke to…. painlessness. More or less. There are still twinges, but hallelujah, I’m no longer cursing in 4 languages and mixing narcotics. Only one way to celebrate: more narcotics!

In Other News…

A little late on the draw, but Janet Jagan, one of the people responsible for the independence of Guyana, and President of the country of my birth from 1997 to 1999, died on March 28. Some love her and some hate her, but there’s no denying that she was a giant figure in the history of a tiny South American nation most people have never heard of.

Mrs. Jagan was a nice Jewish girl from Chicago. Amazingly, she found herself in a scandalous interracial marriage with Guyanese freedom hero Cheddi Jagan, a man of my racial extraction. It’s a remarkable thing that this unremarkable suburban woman found herself kneedeep in the political intrigue of this hot country, eventually facing the warships of Winston Churchill, sent from Britain to topple their embryonic, Marxist government.

The movie, Thunder In Guyana, was based on her life. Frankly, I’m surprised big-money Hollywood types haven’t latched onto this story.

I met Mrs. Jagan back in 2000, when she was briefly my “handler” when I was awarded a Guyana Prize for Sweet Like Saltwater. I was so nervous at the time that I didn’t recognize her, and was vaguely annoyed that this old woman was trying to talk to me about her Canadian grandchildren while I was frantically trying to formulate a speech in my head.

When I realized who she was, I was quickly abashed and humbled. Now that she has passed, I am proud to have spent those few moments as her escort in the theatre. Here’s the one photo I have of us:

RIP Janet Jagan, October 20, 1920 – March 28, 2009.

In Guyana

Courtesy of our field commander Bekkie Vineberg, here’s a pictorial representation of last November’s mission to Guyana:


It’s eerily accurate.

It’s also a nice segue into this story.

Shanker Deonandan

Google image search result for "Shanker". What the hell is it? Who knows.

For those of you who don’t know (and care), my full name is Raywat Shanker Deonandan. Only the absolutely cleverest people in my youth were able to mock me for having a middle name that was a homonym for “chancre”. And only the absolute least clever among you will mock me for using the word “homonym”.

Now, few of you know that, due to complicated political shenanigans in Guyana (that I will not get into today), Deonandan is not my true paternal lineage name. Deonandan was actually my father’s original given name, and for a number of reasons he chose to make it his surname long before marrying my mother and producing a brood of children who, too, would adopt this surname.

There are other families –all Indian, mostly Indo-Caribbean– with Deonandan as a surname, but not very many.

Raywat, on the other hand, is indeed my original given name. If you Google it, you will find many mentions of me and a few mentions of people with this name…. almost all of whom are of Thai extraction.

I am not Thai. I wouldn’t mind being Thai. I loved my time in Thailand 17 years ago, and I really enjoyed the spirit and beauty of the Thai people. But I am not Thai. I am Indian, of pretty much exclusively Indian descent. (I know this because of genetic testing.) Likely, Raywat is a bastardization of Ravat or a similar sounding Hindi name.

So, while Deonandan is rare but not exclusive, and Raywat is rare but not exclusive, I defy anyone to find another Raywat Deonandan.

The name Shanker, on the other hand, is not particularly rare. Google it and you will find many references to people, gods and whatever that thing in the image above is. But its spelling is certainly unorthodox. Most people with this name spell it Shankar. Thus, I would have bet that the name, Shanker Deonandan would be pretty much unique, as well.

All this is to say that I was a bit surprised when one of my regular ‘bots, who patrol the Interwebs looking for references to me, returned with the following hit: Shanker Deonandan, Admin Director of North Shore University Hospital in New York.

There is a photo of him there, which I will not reproduce, in respect of the privacy of someone who shares my name. The dude, naturally, is good looking enough to be a relative…. and I would bet money that he is of Caribbean extraction, like me.

In any case, good to meet you, Mr. Shanker Deonandan. (Even though I haven’t actually met you, just Googled you). I’m sorry that, due to your name, you are now associated with all the nonsense that I produce for this website. But we all have our crosses to bear.

Et Tu, Canada?

Greetings from the Porter lounge at the Island airport in Toronto. I’m grabbing the first flight out to Ottawa in order to make my class today. (So if any of my students are reading this, you’d better show up!)

When I was living in the USA in the aftermath of 911, one of the unique perspectives granted me was the blatant discriminatory treatment given to travelers of my skin colour. It was a relief to return to Canada where such practices are rarer, or at least not as obvious.

Indeed, it’s a mantra among many of we hued folk never to take a flight through the USA if we can avoid it, in fear of the humiliating disrespect shown by customs and immigration troglodytes.

Yesterday’s return to Toronto, via Trinidad, from Guyana was a bit eye-opening and disappointing. During our 20 minute layover in Trinidad, I and my 5 White compatriots had to walk from one section of the airport to another. Within a span of less than 5 minutes of this walk, I (and only I) was singled out for a “random” security search TWICE.

Once at the gate, there was a youngish Black woman screaming at the top of her lungs, complaining about her multiple “random” searches, as well.

Well, that was Trinidad, right? Maybe some dude matched my description. Or maybe someone was having a little fun. Who knows. Surely, a more serious and advanced nation like Canada would be fairer.

Hmmm. During our departure from Toronto 2 weeks ago, I (and only I) was singled out for another “random” search. At that time, I actually complained, and miraculously the security dude (another abashed brown guy) apologized to me and, in a moment of fascinating brown solidarity, decided to take the next man in line instead. He happened to be a member of our
party, a white dude. But had I not voiced my displeasure, it would have been me… again.

Upon arrival to Toronto last night, we were met by an extra barrage of passport control officers right off the plane. (I think the Trinidad flight is known as a drug gateway). My White compatriots were waved through without incident. But I, holding up my Canadian passport, was stopped and was asked, “Are you Canadian? What are you doing here?”

Because, as we all know, only White people can be Canadian, and only Canadians are White. Maybe she assumed my passport was a forgery.

After we passed customs, we went to wait for our bags. There was another line of thugs in uniform there. Again, my White friends walked right through, but I was taken aside and interrogated.

“Where do you live?”
“What do you do?”
“What are you doing here?”

You would think the Canadian passport and the answer, “I’m a professor at the University of Ottawa. I teach global health and epidemiology and I’m returning from a huminatarian medical mission in Guyana with my colleagues, those fine looking young doctors and nurses over there”, would warrant a pass. But no, more menial and frankly irrelevant questions like, “Where were you born? ” arose.

Miraculously, I was not selected for a deeper search of my possessions. But I had already identified and set aside my bags from the group possesions, in full preparation for that eventuality.

Sadly, this is not my first enounter with what appears to be racial profiling at Canadian airports. The practice appears to be accelerating.

I have lived in this country since I was 2 years old and have been a citizen for 3 decades. I have paid a shitload of tax dollars to this country. I speak idiomatic, accent-free Canadian English, demonstrably better than many native-born Canadians, and am functional in our other official language. I am a 41 year old University professor who does not dress outlandishly. I have no criminal record. I sit on several corporate Boards of Directors and am a visible, active member of Canadian democratic society. Through my business activities, I have employed fellow Canadians and have contributed to the growth and health of our economy. I have proudly worn the maple leaf as a representative of my country abroad, as a participant in official Canadian projects and as an honoured guest of foreign nations. In the media of Guyana, the nation of my birth, I am referred to as “Canadian”, not “Guyanese”. I have given much to this country, arguably more than others of my generation, and I have been vocally grateful for the bounty that this country has given me.

Moreover, yesterday I was returning from a humanitarian mission in the name of Canada, an activity that brings further distinction and honour to this nation.

What more must I do to be recognized as Canadian? And what of those non-White Canadians less publicly active than me? What must they do?

Yes, customs agents are universally dickish, and I suspect they are selected for their dour personas. But I suspect more that they are indoctrinated into their paranoia by an official training programme. I would really love to observe that programme sometime.

I think it’s about time they started selecting their targets based on behaviour, rather than skin colour.