Someone on Twitter just released adjusted images of the characters in Seinfeld updated for today’s fashion sensibilities. Continue reading Seinfeld as a Hipster
As is our annual tradition, this year’s faculty end-of-semester event was in a pub and featured much alcohol and unhealthful foods. Unlike previous years, though, this year we decided to play my favourite full contact sport: TRIVIA. Continue reading Professors’ Trivia Night 2017
Look who’s visiting from Hamilton and preventing any work from getting done:
No Sneezing At My Money
I’m a very lucky man. I’ve always known that. Well, more precisely, improbable things tend to happen to me. I play all those expensive hospital lotteries every year, because I figure that at least the money goes to a very deserving cause that will likely benefit me or my loved ones one day soon.
So you won’t be shocked to learn that every year I usually win something, even a small thing. That’s right. I’m a lottery winner.
Hey, $50 is nothing to sneeze at.
Old Man Logan Airport
Greetings from Boston’s Logan airport, where I arrived three hours early for my flight back to Canada, fully expecting to lounge my time away in the glories of a magical, modern international airport. But no. The Air Canada terminal is a single small room that hasn’t been vacuumed in 25 years. Really not what I was hoping for.
On the plus side, this is the only trip I’ve ever taken –especially to the USA– during which, not only was I *NOT* selected for additional “random” security screening, but all the security dudes were extremely cool, working-class nice to me. You know what I’m about, “Yo, dude, I gotta tell you to take your shoes off, but we both know that’s bullshit.”
Feeling a little nostalgic these days, probably because I binge-watched Stranger Things season 2 last night. I got a little misty-eyed at the end, during the Snowball dance scene. I’m not spoiling any important plot points when I tell you that, in the end, Dustin Henderson‘s dork self thinks he’s a sexy mofo, but requires his friend’s older sister, Nancy Wheeler, to give him a pity dance. It was a sweet scene, which really encapsulates why I love this show so much: it just brings me back to my own dorky youth, which is probably everybody’s dorky youth, especially when it involves the early 80s, Dungeons & Dragons, and alternate realms.
Struggling to kill time here in the airport, I just watched two nerdy shows: The Gifted (which is 27 flavours of AWESOME) and Supergirl (which…. isn’t.) The latter is noteworthy to this blog for one reason and one reason alone… the episode namechecked my favourite character from the atrocious Superman TV show Smallville, Chloe, who was played by the divine Allison Mack, whose current sex scandal I mentioned here just two days ago.
And while we’re on the topic of callbacks to old Superman shows, a character in the episode used the name Noel Neill, who just happened to have been TV’s first Lois Lane. I’m old enough to remember when she was the only Lois Lane, and when George Reeves was the one and only Superman. (Kirk Alyn didn’t count.)
On hearing Neill’s name mentioned, I looked her up, and was saddened to learn that she had passed away only last year, at the age of 95. Mind you, she died in the same year as Bowie, Prince, and George Michael, among others, so it’s not surprising that her death was not on my radar. But still… I bid farewell to yet another figure from my extreme youth.
What I want to talk about today, though, is something I think I only I –and about 970 million other people– am uniquely qualified to expound upon. See, in the new intolerant outrage culture, the threshold for something being “-ist”, whether it be racist, sexist, humanist, Epidemiologist, whatever, is remarkably low.
For example, you know my regular series of “Separated at Birth” faces, in which I point out which famous people resemble each other? Well, just this week, someone wrote this week to complain that I am apparently “transphobic” because I find that Chaz Bono resembles George Zimmerman.
(And that. my friends, is yet one more reason I am avoiding social media these days. The world now has a pickle shortage, since they’re all shoved up righteous asses. And I like pickles.)
Speaking of Sneezing…. Apu!
So apparently the outrage of the week is that Apu from The Simpsons is a racist caricature.
Comedian Hari Kondabolu has made a documentary about his problems with the way Apu is portrayed, about how he is a poor representative of South Asian people. Hari is getting some serious press, including a write-up in the freakin’ New York Times.
Hari and I are both brown guys. (Which is why I cal him by his first name. We’ve never met, but all brown guys are interchangeable, right?) We are both entitled to an opinion on this, and neither of our opinions is the definitive opinion. So, you white people, don’t go announcing to people that “this is the right way to think about this because a brown guy said so”, choosing whichever brown guy has offered the position that best supports your own. There are billion brown people, half of whom are guys. And so no particular brown guy has a universal or right opinion on this.
And really that’s Hari’s argument, no? There is no one true representation of Indian peeps, and Apu, as sadly the most prominent Indian figure in mainstream American lives, is a stick figure of stereotypes who does not represent any particular Indian person, but merely the worst, most shallow aspects of others’ assumptions of Indian people.
Here’s the thing. I think Hari is right. He’s totally right. The joke with Apu is usually that he’s Indian. Being his race is the joke. That’s problematic on its face.
It can be argued that Homer’s joke is that he’s fat and stupid. Bart’s joke is that he’s bad. Lisa’s joke is that she’s smart and nerdy. Barney’s joke is that he’s a drunk. Mr Burns’s joke is that he’s rich and evil. And so on. The Simpsons is all about simple representations.
Fair play, you might say. But there’s something problematic when that one note summary is about race, and doubly so when that targeted race is one perceived as preternaturally peaceful, i.e. will not fight back.
It is interesting that the show’s one regular Black character, Carl, is not all about being Black. I suspect, on some level, the writers are aware that that would not be acceptable.
It is further interesting that there isn’t a female character whose single note is that she is female. Can you imagine the shitstorm if every joke about Marge was a stereotype of womanhood? But they do skirt that line, by showing Marge as a stereotypical housewife. So maybe there’s a bit of that, as well.
Apu is voiced by a white man, using an Indian accent that, to my somewhat learned ear, is from no place in India. He is, from the ground up, constructed to be a racialized joke.
Having said all that, I have some affection for Apu. When the show first began, two decades ago (!!), I was actually energized to see a brown face regularly portrayed as part of the neighbourhood, part of this magical community that I adored so much.
And over the years, much like most of the other characters, Apu grew in both complexity and depth. Some of the stereotypes that defined him actually served to elevate him: his corner store job shows that he’s a hardworking everyman; his computer science degree shows that he’s a smart man; and of course he knows Paul McCartney, because all vegetarians know each other.
Frankly, I have come to accept Apu as one of the most adult and honourable characters on the show, which is a far cry from the simplistic foreign funny-voiced guy he’s often described as.
So, if you ask me (and no one has), Apu gets a pass. I get it. Hari is right about Apu being, for lack of a better word, problematic. But I feel his contribution is more positive than negative. And, truth be told, I always look forward to Apu-centric episodes.
That’s my personal take. Others will disagree, and they are not wrong to do so, Much like Apu himself, this is not as simple a thing as it might first appear.
Following up on last year’s successful CSEB Trivia Night, we held the 2017 version last week on May 19. There was substantially less turnout, due to the timing, I believe. But fun was had by all.
There were three rounds of 15 questions, followed by a 4th round of just 5 questions, with the theme of round 4 being all things Canadian. Due to popular demand, the rules for round 4 were also changed on the fly, with each point being worth 2 points, rather than just one, and 2 points being deducted for either a blank or incorrect response.
Here were the results:
|TEAM NAME||round 1||round 2||round 3||round 4||sum|
|lets get quizzical||5||6||8||-2||17|
Note that RayPutYourPantsOn changed their name several times. I just call them “Team Asshole”, because, well, you know.
Here are some pics:
And now the questions. How well would you have done?
|1||Geography||In which U.S. state would you find Mount Rushmore?||South Dakota|
|2||History||What was Malcolm X’s real surname?||Little|
|3||History/ Science||Who was the first female Canadian astronaut to actually go to space?||Roberta Bondar|
|4||Science||What was the first planet to be discovered using the telescope?||Uranus|
|5||Geography||What body of water separates Saudi Arabia from Africa?||The Red Sea|
|6||History / Politics||Who is the only U.S. president to serve more than two terms?||Franklin D. Roosevelt|
|7||History||In what year was Napolean defeated at Waterloo?||1815|
|8||Science||What percentage of the world’s population is left-handed? 10%, 20%, or 30%?||10%|
|9||Art||How many paintings did Vincent Van Gogh sell during his lifetime?||One, “The Red Vineyard at Arles”|
|10||Sports||Who was the last NHL player to play without a helmet?||Craig MacTavish|
|11||Geography||What is the largest island in the Mediterranean Sea?||Sicily|
|12||Science||In computer science, what does “GUI” stand for?||Graphical User Interface|
|13||Sports||Who is the only athlete ever to play in a Super Bowl and a World Series?||Deion Sanders|
|14||Geography /Business||In what city was the very first Hard Rock Cafe opened?||
|15||Geography||In which state of the United States would you find Fort Knox?||Kentucky|
|1||Science||Which liquor is made from the blue agave plant?||Tequila|
|2||Geography||Yerevan is the capital city of what country?||The Republic of Armenia|
|3||Music||Which one of Prince’s songs reached highest on the music charts?||When Dove’s Cry|
|4||Geography / History / Politics||What did the letters of the former communist country U.S.S.R. stand for?||Union of Soviet Socialist Republics|
|5||Science /Math||What is the largest three-digit prime number?||997|
|6||Business||What was the first commercial product that had a Barcode?||Wrigley’s Juicy Fruit Gum|
|7||Sports||What professional wrestler was the first to defeat the Undertaker at Wrestlemania?||Brock Lesnar|
|8||Geography||What nation produces two thirds of the world’s vanilla?||Madagascar (also accept Malagasy Republic)|
|9||Art||Which painter started the impressionist movement?||Claude Monet|
|10||Geography||What is the only sea on Earth with no coastline?||Sargasso Sea|
|11||Sports||Who was the shortest player ever to play in the NBA?||Tyrone Bogues|
|12||History||In 1783, the first free flight of a hot air balloon carrying a human occurred in what city?||Paris|
|13||Art||What does the Statue of Liberty hold in her right hand?||A torch|
|14||History||The Beothuks were the indigenous people of what Canadian province?||Newfoundland|
|15||Geography||What’s the capital city of Zambia?||Lusaka|
|1||History||Who was Canada’s first female Prime Minister?||Kim Campbell|
|2||Geography||What’s the capital city of Croatia?||Zagreb|
|3||History / Geography||Which Great Lake did the Ojibwe call “Gichi-Gami”||Lake Superior|
|4||Science||Which blood type is the universal donor?||O-|
|5||Science||How many people have walked on the Moon?||12|
|6||Sports||Which country originated the sport of Curling?||Scotland|
|7||Business||In what year was the first iPhone released?||2007|
|8||Mythology||Who is the Greek god of victory?||Nike|
|9||Science||On what planet would you find the biggest volcano in the entire solar system?||Mars|
|10||Music||What was the Beatles’ first single (1962)||Love Me Do|
|11||History /Geography||Founded in 1607, what is considered to be the first permanent English settlement in the New World?||Jamestown, Virginia|
|12||Philosophy||“The Analects” is the name given to the collected wisdom of what philosopher?||Confucius|
|13||Philosophy||Who said, “Life must be understood backward. But it must be lived forward.”||Soren Kierkegaard|
|14||History||In what year did American women gain the legal right to vote in federal elections?||1920|
|15||History||Who was the first woman to be US Secretary of State?||Madeleine Albright (1996)|
|1||Politics||Who is the youngest Prime Minister in Canadian history?||Joe Clark (40); Trudeau was 43|
|2||Music||Who was the first person inducted into the Canadian Music Hall of Fame? (1978)||Guy Lombardo or Oscar Peterson|
|3||Business||When did Canada abandon the gold standard? 1908, 1933, 1971, never was, still is||1933|
|4||Politics||What Canadian province has the highest percentage of women in their provincial legislature?||BC (39%)|
|5||Geography||What is the only officially bilingual province?||New Brunswick|