I’ve been a university professor for ten years. Yep, TEN muthafrackin’ years. And I’m proud to report that, as of May 1st of this year, I finally secured the grandest of academic boons, the much sought-after status of tenured professor. Continue reading Tenure, Bitches
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Professors’ Trivia Night, 2018
May 16, 2018, saw the second annual installment of our department’s trivia contest, held in a dank pub basement, and featuring solely the professors in our School…. and the daughter of one of said professors. Continue reading Professors’ Trivia Night, 2018
Trivia Night, 2018
May 15, 2018, was the third annual trivia night, hosted by the uOttawa chapter of the Canadian Society for Epidemiology & Biostatistics, to whom I am the faculty advisor. Continue reading Trivia Night, 2018
Seinfeld as a Hipster
Someone on Twitter just released adjusted images of the characters in Seinfeld updated for today’s fashion sensibilities. Continue reading Seinfeld as a Hipster