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Daily Twitter

Hey if these daily automated Twitter posts are getting annoying, tell me!

  • 09:13 : Twitter haiku #28 – "Name for my penis / Notorious B-I-G / (He’s not using it)" #
  • 11:26 @N00RA which one are you referring to? The latest penis one? #
  • 12:30 : Twitter haiku #29 – "Beware mohel-cum-chef / With limited meat supplies / Avoid the jerky" #
  • 13:56 : Twitter haiku #30 – "Three traffic tickets / In seventy two hours / No wonder I’m broke" #
  • 23:15 : Twitter haiku #31 – ""Just got a massage / From a blind therapist / But I saw her peek." #
  • 23:47 @grahamsanders I get all my sex advice from an 85 year old virgin #
  • 23:49 : Twitter haiku #32 – "Pope: don’t use condoms / I get all my sex advice / From an old virgin" #

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Daily Twitter

Hey if these daily automated Twitter posts are getting annoying, tell me!

  • 01:46 : Twitter haiku #24 – "For one night only / To bed at a decent time / Or maybe watch porn" #
  • 07:15 : Twittee haiku #26 – "Getting physio / Is much less of pain when / Therapist is hot" #
  • 17:42 : Twitter haiku #26 – "Day for St. Patrick / Vomiting emerald beer / I look great in green." #

Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter Follow my tweets at twitter.com/deonandan.

Daily Twitter

Hey if these daily automated Twitter posts are getting annoying, tell me!

  • 21:42 : Off the gym at 10pm. Yep, I’m a superstar. #
  • 23:09 : frying up bacon at 11:pm, ’cause that’s the way I roll, baby. #
  • 01:46 : Twitter haiku #24 – "For one night only / To bed at a decent time / Or maybe watch porn" #

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Deonandan’s Twitter Tweets

These are my recent Twitter tweets. Yes, I know the frequent postings are getting annoying.

  • 14:24 : Twitter haiku #19 – "Frakking CBC / Has a contest on haikus / Frakking CBC" #
  • 21:58 : Twitter haiku #20 – "I’m drunk in Vermont / New England spirits haunt. Wait… / …Theres a NEW England??" #
  • 00:31 : Twitter haiku #21 – "Still drunk in Vermont / Fifteen percent more wasted / Due to exchange rate." #

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