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Deonandan’s Twitter Tweets


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These are my recent Twitter tweets. Yes, I know the frequent postings are getting annoying.

  • 09:41 : Twitter haiku #16 – "Stooped king of Egypt / I think Pharaoh needs to call / A Cairo-practor" #
  • 14:38 : Twitter haiku #16 – "Physio tells me / I have a tight ‘dural sheath’ / You’re jealous, aren’t you?" #
  • 01:57 : Twitter haiku #18 – "Cleaning the toilet / A necessary evil / But a shitty job" #

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Deonandan’s Twitter Tweets


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These are my recent Twitter tweets. Yes, I know the frequent postings are getting annoying.

  • 09:44 : my wall! What have they done to my wall?! #
  • 14:40 : Twitter haiku #15 – "Child orangutan / Wearing a hospital gown / Who’ sick? You or me?" #
  • 22:00 : explaining twitter to a professor in a bar… Over tequila. #

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Deonandan’s Twitter Tweets


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These are my recent Twitter tweets. Yes, I know the frequent postings are getting annoying.

  • 04:05 : sent 45 lbs of dirty clothes to be cleaned and folded at a Chinese laundry. Who knew you could still do such things? #
  • 05:06 : Twitter haiku #11 – "Jesus and Moses / Fight Mohammed to the death / Buddha winks at Ram" #
  • 10:23 : miraculously managed to get my inbox down to double digits this morning…. temporarily 🙁 #
  • 12:28 : excited about picking up his 45 lbs of Chinese laundry #
  • 16:00 : got my Chinese laundry back. $45 well spent. The additional $45 parking ticket? Less well spent. #
  • 17:01 : I have lost control of my Facebook page #
  • 17:37 : Twitter haiku #12 – "A haiku virus / Spreads among Facebook users / Poem uni-‘verse’ " #
  • 19:05 : Twitter haiku #13 – "His son to Einstein, / ‘Dad, I want to be like you,’ / ‘It’s all relative.’" #
  • 22:52 : Twitter haiku #14 – "Deleted comments / On threads over one hundred / rename ‘CensorBook’" #
  • 23:29 : re-watching ST:OGaM. Why? Why not. is.gd/mZZU/ #

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Deonandan’s Twitter Tweets


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These are my recent Twitter tweets. Yes, I know the frequent postings are getting annoying.

  • 08:06 : I need a new lower back. Who’s got a spare? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller? #
  • 09:17 : Twitter haiku #9 – "Three weeks, no laundry / Feel like I’m in the army / Going commando" #
  • 15:17 : massage + muscle relaxant + Benadryl + espresso = a fine Tuesday afternoon #
  • 19:46 : Twitter haiku #10 – "Three weeks, no laundry / Need a new euphemism / Unfurnished basement?" #
  • 22:44 : Is it wrong that I’m frying up a burger at 11pm… and I’m not hungry? #
  • 22:59 : Gotta take a brief break from all this Facebookery to tend to my burger. Wait for me!!!! #
  • 23:14 : digging the new ultra-slim burger buns! #
  • 23:22 : eating freshly burnt burger in a super-slim bun, drinking grapefruit juice dowsed in mineral water and watching "Batman, The Brave and … #

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