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Deonandan’s Twitter Tweets

  • 04:31 : off to Montreal tomorrow to speak at the WHO Simulation ( Come on down! #
  • 15:31 : thinking up new Twitter haikus. Stay tuned! #
  • 16:39 : you’d think the chiropractor’s waiting room would have ergonomic chairs. But noooooo. Because that would give me PLEASURE. #
  • 16:45 : Twitter haiku #4 – "A chiropractor / Sees an insurance broker / Gets an adjustment." #

Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter

Other Twitter Haikus

Okay, thanks to Rondi I’m using LoudTwitter to automatically upload my recent Twitter updates as blog posts. This is relevant because I’m also trying to create a new art form: the Twitter haiku.

Yesterday, LoudTwitter uploaded only one of my little poetic gems, so I need to catch you up. Here are the original three. Let’ see if I can keep this up!

  • : my first Twitter haiku… ‘Eat cheesies watch porn / Why is my penis orange? / Mysteries of life.’
  • : Twitter haiku #2 – “Opportunity / Can come from pornography / Chance to feel cocky.”
  • : Twitter haiku #3 – “Salmon liver oil / Essential part of perfume / Something smells fishy.”

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