"All You Can Eat" Is A Challenge, Not An Advertisement

I had lunch today at Mother Tuckers, one of those trough-style all-you-can-eat buffet restaurants. It was suggested that I should blog about the experience, as I fancy myself something of an expert on how to maximize your experience at such public fonts of excess. So, as a service to my public, I offer the following tips. Do keep in mind, however, that I am not an obese man. Nay, in fact I am quite fit and trim, proof that indulging in all-you-can-eat need not be an unhealthy affair. Rather, consider it more of a challenge than an advertisement. “All I can eat? I think not, sir!” Continue reading "All You Can Eat" Is A Challenge, Not An Advertisement

Fucking Blogger!!

Fucking Blogger.com ate my last post! Fuck! Fuck! Now I have to reconstruct it from scratch. Fuck!

“50 Cent and The Game announce that they were ‘squashing their beef’ … The press, meanwhile, seemed to mistake the event for the Oslo Accords…” –Jody Rosen

Under “delicious irony”, file this story about how abstinence leads to more risky sexual activity. I guess all those kids were spending too much time at this site.

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Don’t Forget….

…Those of you living in Ottawa, come out to see me tonight at the Public Library at 120 Metcalfe, 7:30pm. They’re not letting me bring any booze, so come already having imbibed.

Also, local groups are putting together a special evening of Asian literature on May 17 in Ottawa, in celebration of Asian Heritage Month. Mark yuor calendars now!

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