Supergirl, Hasselhoff, African Debt and Kindergarten Mom.

The Nietzschean superman exists… and he’s a Russian girl. This story was reported by the BBC, too, so it’s looking legitimate. She’s a witch! Burn her!

This will really creep you out. Bollywood held their version of the Oscars this weekend. And who was named International Star of the Year? David Hasselhoff. It’s true, my droogies; the end is nigh. Click here, too, though I recommend some light narcotics to go with the latter link.

And now some good news. Canada has cancelled the debt owed it by Zambia, Honduras and Rwanda, for a sum of $52 million. The more cynical among us would say this is an inexpensive ploy by the foundering Liberal government to improve its profile on the eve of a federal election. The less cynical among us would say exactly the same thing.

In my continuing role as public educator, I present a bit of historical trivia. The photo below is of the young Peruvian girl Lina Medina wh0, at the tender age of 5, gave birth to a healthy baby boy, making her the youngest human mother in recorded history. Now doesn’t that just give us all the collective douche chills? Yeeesh.