Here, very briefly, are my observations concerning Vancouver, after 2 days of exposure:

  • Hot Asian chicks everywhere
  • The Asian chicks are hot because they know how to dress
  • Due to the high proportion of Asians, I’m finally average height!
  • No one here knows how to drive
  • Perfect weather for running
  • Despite rumours to the contrary, I’ve yet to actually see anyone run
  • People here are disproportionately willing victims of one of society’s biggest scams: the “organic food” label
  • There is a definitive lack of understanding of the role of traffic lights
  • Despite one of the finest backdrops offered to any city in the Western world, somehow Vancouver has managed to hire the most incompetent architects; it ain’t a pretty city
  • Nonetheless, I could easily live here (see points 1, 2 and 3 above)

That’s all. Happy thanksgiving!