Dude, 24 Is So Gnarly

I’ve never watched 24, but have often wondered what all the hype is about. So I just tuned in to the first 3 minutes of episode 4 of the new season. And what did I see?

Dr. Bashir from Deep Space 9, playing a super serious Arab counterspy!

Kumar from Harold and Kumar— as a super serious nuclear terrorist!

The high school principal from the last season of Buffy — as the President’s super serious brother!

And –ha!– Shaun Majumdar as a terrorist so dangerous he’s wearing an orange jumpsuit and held in something resembling Guatanamo Bay!

Geez… who’s casting this thing? A 16 year old stoner?