Come On Baby, Light My Ass


Further to an earlier post about online dating, check out this email sent to a female friend from a random suitor on an unnamed dating site:

“hi my nameis paul and i seen you on her and you are breth taking butefall im very happey all the time and my age is 33 i would like to ment sumone that likes to light ass much as i do and has the saminchrests ass me hop you will e mial me back.”

Well, aren’t we all looking to find someone who likes to “light ass” as much as we do?

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