Here’s a round up of what I read on Fark.com today, complete with some images I stole from their forums:

A teenager is arrested for having sex with the pavement. I believe this was an earlier Daily Perv Link (TM). What I don’t understand is why they were considering registering him as a sex offender? Whom did he violate? Whose rights did he suspend? Whom did he attack? No one! People, calm the frack down.

Now, here’s a genuine Daily Perv Link (TM)…. that is, if I were still collecting them, which I’m not. Man tries to have sex with a goat. At least he admits that his major motivation is that the animal would not tell on him.

In Other News…

Check out this quote by Israel’s Deputy Defence Minister, Matan Vilnai:

“The more Qassam fire intensifies, and the rockets reach a longer range, they will bring upon themselves a bigger holocaust because we will use all our might to defend ourselves.”

Is it really wise for an Israeli official to be casually brandishing the word “holocaust”, especially in the context of what they will do to someone else?

Also, check out this test of whether you are fit to be an immigrant to Canada, courtesy of a UK website. I scored a 98. If you’re a Canadian, try taking it assuming you have no family in Canada and no firm job offer.

I wonder how many Canadians by birth would qualify for citizenship if they were put through the same rigorous selection process that we immigrants are. And how many would then pass the basic knowledge test? Few, I would warrant.

The bottom line is that Canada selects the cream of the crop from foreign countries… then promptly deposits them in taxicabs or factories where their creaminess is all but unnoticeable.

I leave you with this, ’cause it makes me giggle: