On a whim at 3:AM, after one too many solitary glasses of wine, I decided to do a Google image search of the word “arse”. This is the first result. Meh.

And EK Hornbeck sends us the following. Apparently, it’s a real ad:

And DL in NZ points us to a fun “gay” blog that features drawrings. (And no I don’t mean “drawings”.)

That is all. You may return to what you were doing.