If Bettie Page Had Lived…

…Today, she’d be doing duets with… Oh never mind. RIP, Bettie. You made my world just a little bit better.

In other news…

From DL’s Facebook page, here’s a list of some of the weirdest animals on Earth. The goblin shark is particularly, um, problematic.

Here’s a report on how George Bush, in his final days in office, is working extra hard to make sure we’re all fucked. These seem relevant:

Lastly, today’s Daily Perv Link is all about chickens. And you know what they call a male chicken, right?