Deonandan’s Twitter Tweets

These are my recent Twitter tweets. Yes, I know the frequent postings are getting annoying.

• 08:06 : I need a new lower back. Who’s got a spare? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller? #
• 09:17 : Twitter haiku #9 – "Three weeks, no laundry / Feel like I’m in the army / Going commando" #
• 15:17 : massage + muscle relaxant + Benadryl + espresso = a fine Tuesday afternoon #
• 19:46 : Twitter haiku #10 – "Three weeks, no laundry / Need a new euphemism / Unfurnished basement?" #
• 22:44 : Is it wrong that I’m frying up a burger at 11pm… and I’m not hungry? #
• 22:59 : Gotta take a brief break from all this Facebookery to tend to my burger. Wait for me!!!! #
• 23:14 : digging the new ultra-slim burger buns! #
• 23:22 : eating freshly burnt burger in a super-slim bun, drinking grapefruit juice dowsed in mineral water and watching "Batman, The Brave and … #

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