Other Twitter Haikus

Okay, thanks to Rondi I’m using LoudTwitter to automatically upload my recent Twitter updates as blog posts. This is relevant because I’m also trying to create a new art form: the Twitter haiku.

Yesterday, LoudTwitter uploaded only one of my little poetic gems, so I need to catch you up. Here are the original three. Let’ see if I can keep this up!

• : my first Twitter haiku… ‘Eat cheesies watch porn / Why is my penis orange? / Mysteries of life.’
• : Twitter haiku #2 – “Opportunity / Can come from pornography / Chance to feel cocky.”
• : Twitter haiku #3 – “Salmon liver oil / Essential part of perfume / Something smells fishy.”

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