Weekly Twitter Tweets

: Twitter haiku 105 – “Destroyer captain / Unlawful attack on sub / They dropped the charges”
May 18, 2009 06:56 AM GMT

: Twitter haiku 104 – “It’s Sunday morning / Just spilled coffee on my shirt / Show you my dis-stain”
May 17, 2009 04:14 PM GMT

: Twitter haiku 102 – “Drunk on Saturday / Will Sunday be as pleasant? / All signs point to yes”
May 17, 2009 03:26 AM GMT

: Twitter haiku 101 – “Thick hairy chest? Check. / Self-satisfied smirk? Oh yeah. / Rise, mighty Hoffwat!”
May 15, 2009 09:07 AM GMT

: Twitter haiku 101 – “Mmmm, food and beverage / And flotation devices / Boobs: what can’t they do?”
May 14, 2009 01:19 PM GMT