"Weekly" Twitter Tweets

Weekly Twitter tweets from deonandan, since:2009-07-02

Just drove from Prescott to Ottawa with the needle on empty!
Jul 27, 2009 06:06 PM GMT

Nothing like driving on the 401 on a monday morning to convince you that people suck.
Jul 27, 2009 02:23 PM GMT

:Twitter haiku 162 – “Logic of hunger / If burrito ergo sum / Famished, I vanish”
Jul 27, 2009 02:56 AM GMT

:Twitter haiku 161 – “If Hewlett Packard / Were to enter steak business / Need some HP sauce?”
Jul 27, 2009 02:46 AM GMT

Toasted burritos or untoasted burritos?
Jul 27, 2009 01:26 AM GMT

Just had another burrito from burroburrito on college st. Mmmm.
Jul 26, 2009 10:07 PM GMT

At Cafe Diplomatico surrounded by what appear to be off-duty strippers. Oh mama.
Jul 26, 2009 06:30 PM GMT

I gots me a monster pick-up truck, otherwise known as “rain immunity”
Jul 26, 2009 04:27 PM GMT

Full of burritos and gin, now seeing Harry Potter.. And sitting in the front row!
Jul 26, 2009 02:43 AM GMT

Forgot to mention…. I’m having burrito and gin again.
Jul 26, 2009 12:22 AM GMT

So desperate for entertainment that I just paid to see “G Force”.
Jul 25, 2009 10:50 PM GMT

holy crap, the slam poets at this event are unbelievably good!
Jul 25, 2009 01:22 AM GMT

:Twitter haiku 160 – “I’m a desi dude / Seen driving a pick-up truck / Wrong kind of in’jun”
Jul 24, 2009 09:36 PM GMT

Full of burrito and gin. Going to bed.
Jul 24, 2009 04:30 AM GMT

My late night burrito craving has been sated: burroburrito at 655 college st @ bathurst. Mmmmm.
Jul 24, 2009 02:59 AM GMT

Stopped in Brockville for a cappucino at Starbucks. It’s all very exotic to the hicks.
Jul 23, 2009 07:24 PM GMT

:Twitter haiku 159 – “Social network war / With battles fought on Twitter / Must never re-tweet!”
Jul 23, 2009 04:58 AM GMT

:Twitter haiku 158 – “Judge bangs the gavel / when defendant’s perfume fades / ‘You’re out of odour!'”
Jul 22, 2009 01:33 PM GMT

: them chickens jackin’ my style
Jul 21, 2009 05:48 PM GMT

:Twitter haiku 157 – “I saw a cookie / In my doctor’s waiting room / Guess it felt crummy”
Jul 21, 2009 03:32 PM GMT

Is a 1-bedroom condo in the Golden Triangle really worth 300K?
Jul 21, 2009 12:49 PM GMT

TV extravaganza continues. The Odyssey is done, now on to The Assignment…
Jul 21, 2009 05:53 AM GMT

the TV marathon continues…. next up: Armand Assante’s “The Odyssey” (1997)
Jul 21, 2009 02:48 AM GMT

Valkyrie’s done. Moving on to Entourage now. The two must have something in common, right?
Jul 21, 2009 01:48 AM GMT

back home now, just made some curry, poured myself a big glass of rum, and watching a pirated copy of Valkyrie. I have a great life.
Jul 20, 2009 11:33 PM GMT

about to drive back to Ottawa… so everyone stay clear of the 401 and out of my way!!
Jul 20, 2009 05:36 PM GMT

A warm couch, cup of tea, 2:30 am and The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen on TV = paradise!
Jul 20, 2009 06:33 AM GMT

:Twitter haiku 156 – “If ‘Pussycat Dolls’ / And ‘Girlicious’ were to merge / Um… ‘Pussylicious’?”
Jul 20, 2009 01:38 AM GMT

Toronto’s “Festival of India” appears to be more like “Festival of Hare Krishna”.
Jul 19, 2009 02:20 AM GMT

:Twitter haiku 155 – “Bollywood movie / About a heroic dog / A mango Lassie?”
Jul 18, 2009 03:34 PM GMT

:Twitter haiku 154 – “SMS sent just / To those with same mobile brands / Homotextuals?”
Friday 17th July 2009

:Twitter haiku 153 – “Essay on Cooper / First man twice into orbit / It is double spaced”
Tuesday 14th July 2009

Former hack writer Russell Davies has redeemed himself – “Torchwood: Children of Earth” rocks very hard indeed
Tuesday 14th July 2009

: law of 21st century living- all people associated with an airport (attendants, customs agents, info people etc) are 7/10ths prick.
Tuesday 14th July 2009

: just got the once over by Dylan McDermott (sp?) Goodlooking dude, but dressed like a complete douchebag
Monday 13th July 2009

:just got a (non-pervy) late night massage in NYC Chinatown. Man, those old Chinese ladies are strong!
Monday 13th July 2009

: walked for half an hour in lower Manhattan and didn’t see a single Starbucks. How is that possible?
Monday 13th July 2009

:Twitter haiku 152 – “Writing a paper / About IVF, i.e. / ‘A Womb With A View'”
Monday 13th July 2009

:Twitter haiku 151 – “Choked on my dinner / When raffle prize announced: brunch… / With Ali Velshi”
Sunday 12th July 2009

Amazing: Reza Aslan looks exactly the same in real life as he does on TV #sajacon
Saturday 11th July 2009

carbs me happy. Mmmm. #sajacon
Saturday 11th July 2009

:Twitter haiku 150 – “Coal and nuclear / Compete to produce current / A power struggle”
Saturday 11th July 2009

it’s sad when the healthiest breakfast I can scratch together at a conference is a tub of cream cheese. Sad, but oh so delicious.
Saturday 11th July 2009

on N train. Slept in and am late for Angilee Shah’s session at SAJA. Forgive me, Angilee!! #sajacon
Saturday 11th July 2009

:at reception in Bloomberg Tower imbibing the free wine. Only a matter of time before I say something really embarrassing. Any suggestions?
Friday 10th July 2009

Back at Starbucks, this time at 53rd and Lex in Manhattan, but doing the same thing: ogling hot girls and the occasional tranny
Friday 10th July 2009

Manhattan in July + Doc Martens + herniated disc = poor choices. Solution? Burrito!
Friday 10th July 2009

Nap wasn’t working out. So instead I’m watching “Dude, Where’s My Car?”
Friday 10th July 2009

ahh back in New York city. What to do? What to do? I know! Nap time!
Friday 10th July 2009

Why didn’t someone tell me not to eat all this poutine? Ohhhhhhhhhhh….
Thursday 9th July 2009

Who knew that the Elgin Street Diner does 24 hour take-out poutine? I KNEW! HAHAHAHAHA! Yummmm….
Thursday 9th July 2009

contemplating breaking my carb embargo and getting late night poutine. Comments, anyone?
Thursday 9th July 2009

at a Starbucks downtown, watching the girls go by… and the occasional tranny
Thursday 9th July 2009

:Twitter haiku 148 – “An architect on / The indoor rock climbing wall: / ‘It was built to scale.'”
Thursday 9th July 2009

:Twitter haiku 147 – “Chalk outline artist / Found dead in his studio / Details are sketchy”
Wednesday 8th July 2009

:Twitter haiku 146 – “The sitch in Iran / Were elections fraudulent? / Bit of a farsi”
Friday 3rd July 2009