"Weekly" Twitter Tweets

Weekly Twitter tweets from deonandan, since:2010-03-01

(Note: the new #fb hashtag indicates that that post was selectively reproduced on Facebook)

Gots to find me some international women to celebrate today. #fb
Mar 8, 2010 08:39 PM GMT

I didn’t watch the Oscars or most of the films, but I do know that Kathryn Bigelow is full of MILFY goodness. #fb
Mar 8, 2010 03:14 PM GMT

Back to having just 2 hours of sleep. All is normal again. #fb
Mar 8, 2010 12:14 PM GMT

:Twitter haiku 254 – “Name of a guide book / On Indian etiquette: / ‘Hindus and Hin-don’ts'” #fb
Mar 8, 2010 01:58 AM GMT

3 nights in a row of 6+ hours of sleep. Gotta change that tonight!
Mar 7, 2010 01:07 PM GMT

:Twitter haiku 253 – “Scam artist was caught / Spent jail time writing novel / Called it, ‘Prose and Cons'” #fb
Mar 7, 2010 02:07 AM GMT

An airline is now following me on Twitter. I don’t know how to feel about this #fb
Mar 6, 2010 04:36 AM GMT

Woke up with creepy Freddy Krueger-style scratches on my shoulders. And yes, I slept alone. #fb
Mar 5, 2010 05:12 PM GMT

post-funeral drunk is the worst kind of drunk 🙁 #fb
Mar 5, 2010 06:48 AM GMT

thanks to porter air, i am now used to being in a permanent drunken state while flying #fb
Mar 4, 2010 08:53 PM GMT

Question for Google calendar: why did you delete all my appointments from Aug/09 to Dec/09? Just curious. #fb
Mar 4, 2010 05:30 AM GMT

I’ve lost 2 inches off my biceps. I found them again, though… on my waist. #fb
Mar 3, 2010 05:03 PM GMT

testing the selective twitter2facbook app #fb
Mar 3, 2010 01:49 AM GMT

:Twitter haiku 252 – “Caucasian parents / Failed to get Chinese baby / Two Whites don’t make Wong”
Mar 3, 2010 01:23 AM GMT

do they actively cast the dumbest people for the Amazing Race?
Mar 3, 2010 12:32 AM GMT

Going forward, we need to touch base to incentivise our holistic approach to shifting paradigms. http://bit.ly/bN53K1 (expand)
Mar 2, 2010 09:06 PM GMT

Glad to know it would take 141.82 shots of espresso to kill me. Not quite there yet. http://bit.ly/afpP4p (expand)
Mar 2, 2010 06:20 PM GMT

Watching UFC 110. No nationalism, uniforms or jingoism, just grown men engaged in wholesome homoerotic violence
Mar 2, 2010 02:42 AM GMT

got a freaky craving for canned corned beef
Mar 1, 2010 09:08 PM GMT