Weekly Twitter Tweets for 2010-05-17

• Russell Hantz was robbed! #fb #
• Anyone else having a problem uploading new FB profile pics? #fb #
• :Twitter haiku 268 – “Microcephalic / Lover guarantees that you’ll / Get a little head” #fb #
• booga booga booga #fb #
• Just saw “Afghan Star”: 3 thumbs upj #fb #
• Suffering from serious squash butt #fb #
• Exam marking was easy this year: fail, fail, fail, funny, fail… etc. #fb #
• Up late marking… even broke out the dreaded reading glasses for the first time! #fb #
• beer + wine + tequila + the floor = guaranteed hangover #fb #
• This summer, traveling to India in executive class for a mere $300. Airline rewards miles are a beautiful thing. #fb #
• Kneel before Zod #fb  (May 8, 2010 3:22 PM)
• Things I learned from Kimbo Slice, volume I: “commitmentship” is now a word. #fb (May 6, 2010 11:13 PM GMT)
• Cooking with ghee is fat-tastic! #fb (May 6, 2010 10:06 PM GMT)
• “Patio” is not a verb. Sorry. #fb (May 6, 2010 09:05 PM GMT)
• Sooo much work to do still. I know! Midnight grocery shopping! #fb (May 6, 2010 04:22 AM GMT)
• President of Kalmykia abducted by aliens. http://bit.ly/91Kc8a (May 6, 2010 03:54 AM GMT)
• Nigeria President Yar’Adua dies http://bit.ly/9iu6XQ  (May 6, 2010 03:53 AM GMT)
• Fifth of May… burritos… Corona… Hmm, it’s almost like I’m commemorating something Mexican. Now what could it be? Hmm. #fb (May 5, 2010 02:43 PM GMT)
• Uhoh. I sense a thunderstorm. #fb
  May 4, 2010 09:18 PM GMT
• :Twitter haiku 267 -“A school for spices / Graduates are smart scholars / Informed, wise and…. sage”
  May 4, 2010 04:35 PM GMT
• :Twitter haiku 266 – “Swedish-Indian / Automobile made of cheese / Call it ‘Saab paneer'”
  May 3, 2010 04:07 PM GMT
• :Twitter haiku 265 – “Coal extraction team / Arrested during orgy / Charge: sex with miners”
  Apr 30, 2010 12:23 PM GMT
• Five meals in a row of Indian food. It’s almost like I’m –what’s the word?– Indian. #fb
  Apr 30, 2010 04:40 AM GMT
• currently transporting rodents across city lines. seriously.
  Apri 29, 2010 21:30
• :Twitter haiku 264 – “Genius insect / Thwarted in plans to rule world / The fly was undone”
  Apri 29, 2010 16:24
• Rise and shine, epi students. It’s your (and my) last exam!
  Apr 29, 2010 8:30am
• A belated congrats to my epi students who excelled during Research Day 2010 http://bit.ly/byB3pj
  Apr 28, 2010 13:37
• While researching studies to put on this week’s epidemiology exam, I found this. Auuuugh!!!!! http://bit.ly/93SdFr
  Apr 28, 2010 2:08am
• Yayy! I can access Facebook again! Once more, my empty life has meaning.
  Apr 27, 2010 15:18
• How come Facebook won’t load for me today? What do they expect me to do? Go out? Bah!
  Apr 27, 2010 14:41
• Boobs
  Apr 26, 2010 23:54
• Seems I’m now on the Academic Fraud Committee. I thought they’d said FROG committee! Boo!
  Apr 26, 2010 12:36
• :Twitter haiku 263 – “Well endowed stripper / Pulled self out of poverty / By her own boobstraps”
  Apr 26, 2010 12:12
• After five years of their craptasm, I finally cancelled Yahoo Premium services. How best to spend my liberated $19.99?
  Apr 26, 2010 9:16am
• Am on Via train 42 to Ottawa. Anybody else here?
  Apr 25, 2010 11:40am
• vodka, rye and maple syrup
  Apr 24, 2010 19:36
• :Twitter haiku 262 – “Too much cassava / Can lead to diarrhea / Real pone in the ass”
  Apr 23, 2010 8:35am
• it must really suck to be a dung beetle
  Apr 22, 2010 14:32
• Ow
  Apr 22, 2010 10:53am
• Release the Kraken!
  Apr 21, 2010 23:02
• You all suck. You know it’s true, so don’t deny it.
  Apr 20, 2010 23:28
• Ten years later, I’m finally (hesitantly) purchasing a UWO doctoral convocation gown. Anybody got a used one they want to sell me?
  Apr 20, 2010 11:12am
• A bean-friendly diet is a good way to ensure a solo seat on the bus
  Apr 20, 2010 2:02am
• Broke all my dietary rules and drank an entire litre of cola (wasn’t even real Coke)
  Apr 19, 2010 8:04am
• Must… stop… procrastinating…
  Apr 19, 2010 3:46am
• I hereby declare that the finest burrito in Toronto is to be found at Mexican Burritos, 818 Danforth
  Apr 17, 2010 13:22
• Now I know why my books don’t sell well in India. They’re overpriced! http://bit.ly/b3TbI4
  Apr 16, 2010 10:52am
• I don’t wanna go for my morning run! I don’t wanna!
  Apr 16, 2010 8:46am
• so nice to be back on the toronto subway. oh look, there’s a teenager puking in the recycling bin
  Apr 15, 2010 22:12
• judging hart house lit contest… something i won 20 years ago. weird.
  Apr 15, 2010 21:06
• When the Warden let Chester and Jane have Union, I nearly Keeled over. But it was Osgoode and, truth be told, made my Coxwell.
  Apr 15, 2010 15:03
• On Via train 43 from Ottawa to Toronto, first class. Anyone else here?
  7:14 AM Apr 15th
• Listening to debate on BBC radio on whether the Pope should be arrested. Conclusion: Ray Flynn is a bully and a fool
  12:55 PM Apr 14th