Weekly Twitter Tweets for 2010-07-26

• en route to Guyana #fb #
• Still running on India time #fb #
• Instant coffee and Robax on an empty stomach. It’s going to be an interesting night. #fb #
• My bags have arrived! Before I even open them, I’m going to celebrate with a massage. #fb #
• Hmmm. Seems Air Canada has found one bag and lost the other. Yet one more reason to switch carriers…. #fb #
• Well I’m in Ottawa now, but apparently my bags are in Englandj #fb #
• So nice to be back in the land of “please”, “thank you” and -most importantly- “excuse me” #fb #
• Shocked by all the children flying business class. What business are they in? Annoying me? #fb #
• In London now. Everyone is brown and rude. Feels like I’m back in India already! #fb #
• Seriously, how can anyone get any real work done on a plane without AC outlets? #fb #
• I must admit to be loving German airport efficiency after the free-for-all of India #fb #
• In Germany now: from the land of chaos to the land of (too much?) order #fb #
• In Germany #
• Nothin’ like a foot massage before a 20 hour flight #fb #
• Gawd, how I dislike Delhi #fb #
• Urinals in Hyderabad airport are made by “Toto”, which reminds me i’m not in Kansas anymore #fb #
• Ironic that all the toilets in India are made by a company called “Hindware” #fb #
• Just paid off the baggage guy to overlook my overweight bags. If the plane goes down, you’ll know why #fb #
• My last sight of rural India: the glorious children of the Srikiran school for the poor #fb #
• Last day in India, last masala omelette and first hints of Kakinada Colon… or is it Andrah Arse? #fb #
• Tamil kung-fu movies: look at those fat men fly! #fb #