Weekly Twitter Tweets for 2010-08-30

• Just got dunked in a tank for charity. I think hot young’uns in bathing suits would probably get more money than stodgy old professors. #fb #
• deonandan #
• I’m pretty sure one of the designers’ names is Klingonese for “beam me up” #fb #taiwanfashion #
• I don’t really understand fashion. I’m just here to look at pretty girls #
• Dear fashion show organizers: less twaddle, more model! #fb #
• Jeebus. Some city politician just “joked” that Global Warming is fake because it’s cold outside. #fb #
• Ha! Rob Ford just gave me his business card… without even saying hello first! #fb #
• At a Taiwanese fashion show. I wonder how many Chinese spies are here? #fb #
• Is it Retard Day on the 401? #fb #
• How did the slicing of bread become the pinnacle of human innovation? #fb #
• Hey where’d that belly come from? Oh yeah… the burritos 🙁 #fb #
• Once again, Ariel Helwani proves he’s the bravest interviewer in the MMA world: http://bit.ly/b23BoA #
• Look, we can’t both be with stupid #fb #
• Someone actually brought their toddlers to watch “The Expendables” #fb #
• French is the best kind of toast #fb #
• Whaa? Who’s doing what now? #
• Oh calm, polite efficiency of Ottawa, how I’ve missed you #fb #
• what? no burritos anywhere in Chicago O’Hare? #fb #
• You know it’s going to be a frantic disembarkation when, as soon as the plane lands, the dude in front of you farts loudly #fb #
• Yo, Americans: there is such a thing as an “indoor voice”, even when you’re talking on your bloody cell phones! #fb #
• United/Air Canada has the WORST check-in procedure (in Seattle) that I’ve ever seen in North America #fb #
• Enjoying my final burrito in Seattle 🙁 #fb #