Weekly Twitter Tweets for 2010-10-11

  • "Does the brain control you or are you controlling the brain? I don't know if I'm in charge of mine." -Karl Pilkington #fb #
  • Sweet! It's 10:10 on 10/10/10. #fb #
  • “Why didn't evolution make a giraffe good at carpentry so it could build a ladder?” -Karl Pilkington #fb #
  • Overdosing on Karl Pilkington #fb #
  • Gawd, PJ O'Rourke is an unfunny idiot. #fb #
  • Today would have been John Lennon's 70th birthday. #fb #
  • Smell that? That's bacon, bitches! #fb #
  • first sign of middle age: shoulder hair #fb #
  • Still discovering heretofore unknown light switches in my condo. It's like living in the Starlost. (That's an old man geek shout-out.) #fb #
  • First sign that the massive watbelly is shrinking. Must be the laxatives. #fb #
  • I'm thinking Christine O'Donnell was invented to make Sarah Palin seem acceptable by comparison #fb #
  • Watching "Predators." Adrian Brody instead of Arnold? WTF? #fb #
  • Today may be World Teachers Day, but I'm still waiting for Smarmy Brown Professors Day. #fb #
  • Today is World Teachers Day. http://www.5oct.org/index.php/en/index #fb #
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