Weekly Twitter Tweets for 2010-11-22

Finally watched Inception. Only one reaction: Man, Tom Berenger got old! #fb #
Gonna move my scooter into my condo while they fix the garage. Anybody got a problem with that? #fb #
I'm ghee-ing up the place. #fb #
Oh Gawd. Retirees are going door-to-door in my condo, campaigning for the condo board. This is like high school politics! #fb #
Attention employees of Guardian drugstore: stop asking me if you can help me find something! Can't you tell I'm loitering?! #fb #
Back from the gym. My nards hurt. I don't even know what nards are. #fb #
Macaroni salad and toast: snack of champions #fb #
Shh. I'm gonna eat my veggie burgers and watch Gordon Ramsay now. No one bug me until further notice. #fb #
Am mildly concerned that I can't pronounce most of the ingredients in my veggie burger #fb #
2 tofu burgers + 3 cans of Guinness + 4 computers + 1 ice pack + 2 advils + 1 mountain of work + UFC 123 = Ray's Saturday night #fb #
My ass hurts from yesterday's run. Who wants to rub it for me? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller? Anyone? #fb #
Note to self: six slices of French toast is NOT the path to fitness #fb #
Guess who worked out like a mad man today? This guy. #fb #
Anyone else noticing Dropbox slowing down their computer systems and/or internet connections? #fb #
Attention Rogers: why is my (overpriced) "high speed" internet so frakking slow? #fb #
Snow? WTF? #fb #
Why must calomine lotion be pink? #fb #
Drug sniffing dogs in the train station? Now how do they expect me to transport my drugs? #fb #
Who let screaming babies onto the train? Don't they belong on airplanes? #fb #
#264 on Raywat's list of things-that-are-not-fun: using the bathroom on a moving train #fb #
Listening to Van Halen on the train at 6:AM. (Roth, not Hagar. Duh.) #fb #
About to board Via train 40 from Toronto to Ottawa. Anyone else here? #fb #
The 1st person to write on my Facebook page was Sara Feeney (2007) who wrote, "I'm honoured to have uninvitedly popped you wall cherry." #fb #
Doing a Board of Directors teleconference whilst in my underwear. I feel so subversive… and comfortable! #fb #
In the lobby of the Royal York hotel. Anybody else here? Anyone? Didn't think so. #fb #
Two dollars for a can of ginger ale? Via Rail, you should be ashamed. #fb #
Just caught a glimpse of myself in the train window. Damn, when did I turn middle aged?! #fb #
On Via train 47 from Ottawa to Toronto. Anyone else here? #fb #
The singer next door is at it again 🙁 #fb #
The downside of riding a bicycle with no brakes: scratched a truck, now must pay damages. D'ohh! #fb #
The "National Post" wants to be my friend on Foursquare? No, that's not creepy at all. #fb #