Weekly Twitter Tweets for 2011-02-21

Seriously? They're showing "The Mummy" on the History Channel? #fb #
I'm at Queen Mother Cafe (206 – 208 Queen Street West, Toronto) http://4sq.com/fUxO8g #
Re-reading Jane Austen (for free) on Android's Kindle app #fb #
No pain, no pain. #fb #
On via train 43 to toronto. Anybody else here? #fb #
Picking up 5 large pizzas to cater a meeting tonight… Must… maintain… low carb… diet… #fb #
Rhombus: the most menacing of the quadrilaterals #fb #
Just found the Facebook profile of someone actually named "Gung Ho Poon" #fb #
My comic books have arrived… just in time for reading week! #fb #
First sign of Alzheimer's: I put my clothes in the garbage instead of the hamper 🙁 #fb #
Frying up tofu at 1:AM. How do you spell PARTY? #fb #
Based on their Facebook updates, it seems that everyone is rinking tonight #fb #
The plants in my office are making noises. This can't be good. #fb #
I wrote tomorrow morning's lecture a whole 16 hours early… in a codeine haze. This can't be good. #fb #
A migraine + handful of codeine pills do not a productive afternoon make #fb #
Just canceled my Rogers service and they offered a 20% discount if I stayed. Me: "well…um…now that you put it that way… um… NO!" #fb #
Oh Gawd. Farcebook is showing me ads for seniors' dating sites! #fb #
:Twitter haiku 293 – "Thesaurus fails me / Need new term for Asian males / How 'bout: 'cock Asians'?" #fb #
Going to bed before 1:AM with very little accomplished 🙁 #fb #
Mr Whelton, I feel your pain http://bit.ly/g0CfXK #
:Twitter haiku 292 – "Persnickety cults /Absorbed with worship's details / Lead to anal sects" #fb #
Bare-legged girls walking outside in miniskirts in -20 degree weather. Bless their hypothermic little hearts. #fb #
One hour sleep, 90 minute work, and now seemingly on time for my 8am meeting. Something's gotta give… #fb #
Well I completed all the levels of Angry Birds. How am I supposed to procrastinate now? #fb #
Keee-rist, even my dreams are about grant applications 🙁 #fb #
Two all-nighters in the last 4 days, an 8:30 class this morning, and now someone has scheduled an 8:am meeting for me tomorrow. Oy vey! #fb #
Still digging Android's graffiti app #fb #