Weekly Twitter Tweets for 2011-03-28

Both lectures written before midnight! Whoohoo! #fb #
I ate carbs this weekend…. evil, evil carbs. #fb #
On via train 639 from Montreal to Ottawa. Anyone else here? #fb #
Just came within a millimetre of being locked outside my hotel room in my underwear. Don't ask. #fb #
Oh Zod. The only English language show on the hotel room TV is…. something called "True Beauty" #fb #
Nothing says cold night in Montreal like overpriced room service #fb #
Celebrating Earth Hour by watching 70s hippie porn #fb #
I'm at Best Western Ville-Marie Hotel & Suites (3407 rue Peel, Montreal) http://4sq.com/fXUyhI #
If you start a game of peek-a-boo with the child in the seat in front of you…. it never ends. #fb #
On Via train 63 to Montreal. Anyone else here? #fb #
Montreal bound (@ VIA Rail – Ottawa Station) http://4sq.com/fBsQNY #
The midnight workout is now the 1:AM workout 🙁 #fb #
Listening to Yogendra Yadav at IDRC #fb #
I'm at IDRC (150 Kent St, Ottawa) http://4sq.com/esbDPB #
Midnight workout? What was I thinking? Ow! #fb #
On season 3 of my "American Dad" marathon #fb #
It's both impressive and creepy how well Google Latitude has analyzed by movements over the past 6 months. #fb #
My building's elevator smells like pot. I'm going to ride it for a while just to be sure. #fb #
I'm at Starbucks (326 Elgin St, at Lewis St, Ottawa) http://4sq.com/h1oVrN #
Is it weird that someone is re-tweeting my automatic Foursquare updates? #fb #
Back in my condo. Looks like nothing burned down. This is a good thing. #fb #
I'm at Bridgehead (282 Elgin St, MacLaren, Ottawa) http://4sq.com/gO7NWa #
Firetrucks are still busy about my condo. Have moved on to Bridgehead. Doing the neighbourhood pyjamas tour this morning. #fb #
I'm at Dunn's Famous Deli – Elgin (220 Elgin Street, Lisgar, Ottawa) http://4sq.com/ibAdch #
Great. Fire alarm while I'm in bed. Guess who's now at Dunn's Deli in his pyjamas? #fb #
Hmm. 6:AM and my paper work is done. Time for my daily 3 hours of sleep…. #fb #
When I think "meat balloons", this is not the first thing that comes to mind: http://bit.ly/f6A4Jg #fb #
In honour of world water day, I'm taking the time to really enjoy urinating #fb #
Is "cohesiveness" a real word? Anyone know? (Other than as a dumbass version of "cohesion", that is.) #fb #
No, "in regard of" is not incorrect grammatically. But, damn, it sounds ridiculous. #fb #
Strange but welcome experience when Ottawa Hydro gives me money, and not the other way around #fb #
Steamed broccoli and UFC 128… bring on the down time! #fb #
Yay! I'm the mayor of my chiropractor's office! I wonder if he knows. #fb #
I'm at Catherine street Chiropractic http://4sq.com/gnQXCL #