Weekly Twitter Tweets for 2011-05-02

"Deathers" demand proof http://bit.ly/lEWa56 #fb #
Right on schedule, the conspiracy theorists pipe up: bin Laden's body frozen for 8 years! http://bit.ly/mGUzzL #fb #
From DailyKos: "Funny that the Kenyan Muslim accomplished the mission." #fb #
Bin Laden's death interrupted The Celebrity Apprentice — his last act of terrorism. #fb #
I bet they confirmed bin Laden's identity using his long form birth certificate #fb #
RT @PimpBillClinton: How much you wanna bet Sarah Palin's illiterate ass thinks the headlines read "Obama's Dead?" #
I tried CNN, CBS, CBC and even Whitehouse.gov. But I was able to get video on bin Landen's death most promptly at AlJazeera.net. #fb #
Best Twitter line so far (by @JohnFugelsang): "Of course Osama Bin Laden is dead. The only other guy to release 5 tapes a year is Tupac" #fb #
RT @JohnFugelsang: Of course Osama Bin Laden is dead. The only other guy to release 5 tapes a year is Tupac. #
Crap. It's May already. #fb #
Had 10 min convo with mayor of Ottawa, then turned to fellow next to me to ask, "So who's that guy?" #fb #
Just overhead a snippet from the neighbour's TV: "Your goat was in my chambers again!" #fb #
I know I'm getting old when taking a bath tires me out 🙁 #fb #
I have a billion things to do today… which means that my condo is spotless. Ahh, procrastination. #fb #
If dust is 60% skin, why is there so much of it in my freezer? I stopped stopped storing hitchhikers' bodies in there years ago! #fb #
Courtesy of Wikileaks, here's a list of people still being held (illegally and immorally) at Guantanamo: http://bit.ly/iL5RKE #fb #
AAAAUUUGH! Mutant nose hair! #fb #
GSP is doing Shotokan katas for the Toronto media. Now I'm worried! http://aol.it/ij4V26 #fb #
Okay, I've 200K Aeroplan points left. I can go to India business class once for 150K or twice in economy class for 100K each. Votes? #fb #
Rushed to get to a thesis defence on time… and discovered i'm 24 hours late. #fb #
When I see a same-sex or interracial royal wedding, then I'll celebrate. #fb #
And what's up with the extended close-up of the bells? Is BBC catering to its hunchback demographic? #fb #
The royal wedding needs more dwarves, fezzes, belly dancers, palanquns and large platters of grapes. #fb #
As a member of the Commonwealth, does Canada contribute any $ to the upkeep of the monarchy? Does anybody know? #fb #
Hang on… are they playing the theme from Superman at the royal wedding?? #fb #
How'd they manage to have royal weddings in the past without Twitter and Facebook? #fb #
Dearly Beloved, we are gathered here to join in matrimony one Robert Pomp to Isabelle Circumstance… #fb #
So when they sing "God Save the Queen", does the actual Queen sing along? No wait… there she is. Nope, she doesn't. #fb #
Does this royal wedding thing remind anyone else of an old Dr Who episode? #fb #
WTF? UK voted Diana as #3 "Greatest Briton" ever, above Nelson, Darwin, Newton and Elizabeth I. Silly people. http://bit.ly/8J8Fi #fb #
Wahhh, now I have a headache, too! Damn you, plague/leprosy/rabies/Ebola! #fb #
Creating a new burger: ground chicken breast, garlic, horse radish, olive oil, mustard, hot sauce, psyllium husk, yogurt & black pepper. #fb #
Vodka, garlic, ginger, limes, rolaids, bungee cords, crazy glue, honey, cotton swabs and black tea: Operation Cure My Plague is underway #fb #
In my teens, I made emergency runs for beer. In my 20s, it was for condoms. In my 30s, pizza. And in my 40s, it's for garlic and honey #fb #
How much chicken soup can one sick man eat? Well, we're gonna find out… #fb #
Just got me some Spiderman toothpaste. Yeah! #fb #
Wahh! Still sick. Anyone got a cure for Plague? #fb #
I'm at Catherine street Chiropractic http://4sq.com/iUtBm8 #
If midnight bacon, eggs and brandy don't cure my rabies/leprosy/plague, then I'm all out of ideas. #fb #
"Bart, don't make fun of grad students. They just made a terrible life choice." #fb #
Fever, headache, cough… I think I have rabies. Or leprosy. #fb #
The first student to finish the exam just asked me to autograph his (permitted) "cheat sheet". Weird, but cool. #fb #
Last exam of the year will start in 40 min. My goal is to get my inbox under 100 while the students write! #fb #
How can I be so stoned on plain old tea? #fb #
Wahhh! I'm sick! #fb #
Well it finally happened. One of my childhood friends is now a grandfather. Congrats, Milan, and thanks for making us all feel old 😉 #fb #
Amused but not surprised by the number of pre-exam email questions from students I rarely saw in class. #fb #
I'm at Second Cup (Miles Nadal JCC Fitness) (750 Spadina Avenue, Bloor, Toronto) http://4sq.com/ei9knt #
Putting final touches on Wednesday's epidemiology final exam. Any last minute suggestions that I will promptly ignore? #fb #
Here's a new funding source for doctoral students in health sciences: http://bit.ly/e5a7GV #fb #