Weekly Twitter Tweets for 2011-05-09

London, bitches. #fb #
London, bitches #
On Air Canada 830 to Montreal then London. Anyone else here? #fb #
ZOMG, finally finished marking exams, and must now rush to the airport! #fb #
Five more exams to grade…. I'm going blind!!! #fb #
Ugh. Fourteen more exams to grade. At this point I'm tempted to just give an "A" to each student with legible writing. #fb #
Twenty one more exams to write. That's it. From now, only multiple choice exams for my classes. #fb #
Been grading exams for 10 straight hours. Don't know if I become more generous of less the later this goes… #fb #
I'm at Airport Ferry to Billy Bishop Toronto City (2 Bathurst St, Toronto) http://4sq.com/lAwBB9 #
Bills banning bestiality, baggy pants pass in Florida. I have no words http://t.co/Aqht2Pe #fb #
On Porter 256 to Toronto. Anyone else here? #fb #
Aeroplan.com says call centre open until midnight. Their voicemail says 9pm. One more reason I'm glad to be burning through their miles #fb #
UK rejects the alternative vote: yet more proof that people suck #fb #
Snarky scientist quotes: http://io9.com/#!5799162/10-great-zingers-from-scientists #fb #
Just heard an Italian diplomat on the radio talking about "the pizza process" #fb #
I know I travel too much when I wash back my Gravol with Dukoral. #fb #
I'm at Bridgehead (282 Elgin St, MacLaren, Ottawa) http://4sq.com/m09yqs #
Just put honey in my espresso… cause I'm crazy like dat. #fb #
Posted exam marks this AM and have already received 3 requests for arbitrary bumps, based on nothing more than, "But I need it!" Grrrr. #fb #
U of O Health Services is run by monkeys #fb #
I'm at University of Ottawa Medical Centre (100 Marie Curie Priv, King Edward Ave, Ottawa) http://4sq.com/mtRl31 #
Has anyone ever flown on Cathay Pacific? What do you think? #fb #
On this day 173 years ago, Indians 1st arrived in Guyana as indentured servants. Today, they teach epidemiology at Canadian universities #fb #
Got an arm full of (pricey) Japanese Encephalitis. #fb #
Jeebus Cripes, how I hate voice recognition phone menus! #fb #
Pickled eggs? Really? Who thought this would b a good idea? #fb #
At "publish or perish" seminar…. time I could be spending actually publishing. Or perishing. #fb #
Tore my AC joint. Ouch! #fb #
My thoughts on the election: http://bit.ly/mxzb9I #
I dislike a system wherein 40% of voters can elect a majority government #fb #
Raywat predicts: rapid changes to Canadian immigration and abortion law. #fb #
Im drunk enough now to march to Parliament Hill and piss on the eternal flame #fb #
Unsurprisingly, the one table of Con supporters is filled with loud, drunken, middle aged white men. #fb #
BC voters, it's up to you: save us from this impending idiocy. #fb #
CBC projects Conservative government. Everyone in the pub booed spontaneously. #fb #
#tweettheresults is the top trending Twitter meme in the world. Finally Canada is best at something! #fb #
Ok what are your predictions for who wins how many seats? #fb #
Friends in Ottawa Centre, I'll be at Sir John A Pub at 8pm to watch election coverage. Join us if you're in the 'hood. #fb #
Just voted. So, I was supposed to put X's next to the names of candidates I *didn't* want, right? #fb #