Weekly Twitter Tweets for 2011-09-05

  • I'm at J.W. Marriott Hotel Washington, DC (1331 Pennsylvannia Ave NW, at 14th St NW, Washington) w/ 2 others http://t.co/57esUFz #
  • Just had convo with US ambassador to Belize, all the time thinking he was Belize's ambassador to India. He gave me the death glare. #fb #
  • Just had a churro with the Indian ambassador to USA. Weird day. #fb #
  • Trying to avoid hotel lobby police as i mix gin into my water bottle. This will make my papers read all the more profound. #fb #
  • I'm at J.W. Marriott Hotel Washington, DC w/ @jasbanwait http://t.co/9caTI5J #
  • Diggin' the Kevin Smith podcast, "Hollywood Babylon." Kills time well. #fb #
  • I'm at J.W. Marriott Hotel Washington, DC (1331 Pennsylvannia Ave NW, at 14th St NW, Washington) http://t.co/HiIat8A #
  • European hotelier when I asked for a room with a view, in hushed tones: "There is no view in Virginia." #fb #
  • Back in DC 8 years since I moved away. Feels weird. Lotsa fat people. #fb #
  • Dear US immigration official: enough with the gestapo interrogation tactics. I have no interest in your broke-ass country. #fb #
  • I'm at Gate 16, Ottawa airport http://t.co/n7b4MNH #
  • Early morning flight to DC brings back bad memories of when i had to do this on a weekly basis 10 years ago! #fb #
  • I'm at Fresco Cielo (354 Elgin Street, Ottawa) http://t.co/3AII3G0 #
  • Know who else is pretty bad-ass? Peter Higgs, namesake of the Higgs Boson. #fb #
  • Inbox holding at 69 again…. #fb #
  • Almost time to start grilling my midnight steaks…. #fb #
  • Nodded off while watching a documentary about sleeping sickness… #fb #
  • Another pleasant and polite morning at the Ottawa passport office #fb #
  • Inbox holding at 69. #fb #
  • One more paper completed and submitted. And it's not even 3:AM yet! #fb #
  • I always have a hard time spelling "hemorrhoids" #fb #
  • Smell that? Fillet of basa pan-fried in butter, with a side of wild rice. Oh yeah. #fb #
  • Have only just discovered the bad-ass awesomeness of Anthony Bourdain #fb #
  • Watching the worst movie ever –Fire Serpent– go CanCon! #fb #
  • Dear USians, if you elect this moron, then you may as well just hang it up now. You're done. http://t.co/3Q5cEi4 #fb #
  • :Twitter haiku 302 – "Slow Indian chef / Failed his culinary test / Was too pappadum" #fb #
  • BBC just used the words "Uranus" and "twitching" in the same sentence. Hee hee. #fb #
  • :Twitter haiku 301 – "A little confused / By my account at sperm back / How'd I get interest?" #fb #
  • Dear various banks I already have accounts with: stop phoning me to try to sell me more sh!t!! #fb #
  • Inbox down to 73. Can I skim 23 more off the top before midnight? #fb #
  • Brown and wild rice cooking in butter and vegetable broth. Smell that? Oh yeah. #fb #
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